03x18 - Fleas Help Me

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning! Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

Grrr!

Let's see what news story
is gonna set me off today!

[ Charlie burgers howls ]

Charlie: bark. Bark.

[ Groans ]

It's that no good,
noisy dog again.

[ Howls ]

Bark!

Grrr.

How's a guy supposed to
grumble at the news

With all that commotion?!

Bark!

Aaaarrrr!

That tears it!

[ Howls ]

[ Snarls ]

Stupid fleas.

Why don't you go
bother someone else?

[ Howls ]

Hey, flea bag!

If you don't stop all that
barking and howling,

I'm calling animal control!

And by animal control,
I mean, my yard!

That's not necessary.

I'll I'll stop the

[ Restrained growl ]

[ Crash ]

Good morning, charlie burgers.

Or as they say in
your native tongue

[ Howls ]

Bark, bark, bark
shhh!

Hey! I took an entire online
language course

Just to learn that.

I thought you of anybody
would appreciate it.

Oh, I do, uncle grandpa.

But if angry man johnson hears
any more barking or howling,

He's gonna bury me
in his dog graveyard.

[ Snarling ]

Yikes!

Yeah, my noise levels
usually aren't a problem.

But these darn fleas
keep making me

[ Snarls ]

[ Howls ]

See what I mean?

Fleas, huh?

Mr. Gus had a sweater
made of fleas once,

But he never had this issue.

I think you mean
a fleece sweater.

Yeah, I just said that.

Now let me have a look see
at these fleas.

[ Straining ]

[ Pop ]

You seeing anything?

No. They're too small
for the human eye.

But I know how
to get those fleas.

Uncle grandpa, I hope
you're not thinking about

Shrinking the rv down
to flea size again.

Yeah, last time
you tried that,

We almost
destroyed the planet.

No, no, I learned my lesson
with that.

I was just gonna use my
telescope to see them better.

Belly bag, will you
do me the honors?

Sure. Here you go.

Thanks, buddy.

My telescopic growth ray

Will enlarge those tiny fleas
no problem.

Now be an obedient boy
and turn around

So I can sh**t you.

Uh, okay,
but is that thing safe?

Not really.

[ Stretching ]

I think
he missed the point.

There we go.

Hey, I can
see my house from here.

Who's blocking
all my sunlight?

Sorry.

Rrrrr!

Now getting those fleas
will be a cinch.

Let's go!
[ Tires screech ]

Here we go,
into the deepest darkest jungle

Of charlie burger's
hindquarters.

I don't see how we're gonna find
anything in all this hair.

Oh, look.
Our first flea!

I'm gonna see if I can
reason with the little fella.

[ Munching ]

Um, uh...

We were wondering, uh,
if you could maybe,

Stop doing
what you're doing there?

Pretty please.

Uhhhh...

Yipe!

You're kind of causing
our friend, charlie burgers,

A great deal of discomfort.

What with your sucking his blood
and all that.

Buzz off, bozo!
I'm eating!

[ Gasps ] how rude!

Look here, you.

You need to vamoose,
like, pronto.

Go! Shoo! Scat! Shoo!

[ Crunch ]

Yee ouch!

Uh oh. That ain't good.

Thanks for the transfusion,
uncle grandpa.

No problem, uncle grandpa.

As for you, mr. Flea.

It's time to take off
the kid gloves...

[ Spits ]

... And put on my
flea fighting chimp gloves.

[ Gasps ]

Oh, no, you don't.
Come here.

[ Gasps ]

I hate to do this,

But I'm afraid you leave me
no choice.

Hasta la flea sta, baby.

Dude! That's awesome!

Oh, oh. Let me try.

Aw, yeah, son!
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

You better flee, fleas!
Cause I'm about to wreck...you.

[ Instense chirping ]

[ Screams ]

They must think my pizza sauce
is blood!

Hurry up, pizza steve!

Help me, uncle g!
I don't want to be flea food!

There you go.

You're not going anywhere!

Holy magillacutty,
that sure is a lot of fleas.

So, what's the plan,
uncle g?

You gonna give them a taste
of the old laser hammer?

Nah. I think for this job,
I'll use the laser zebra.

[ g*ns c*ck ]

Eat nasal laser,
you little monsters!

Honk!

Oh, my!

Everybody, run!

Look at them scatter.

[ Engine turns over ]
let's get them, mr. Gus.

[ Tires screech ]

Yee!

[ Howls ]

Oop.

Yipee!
We got them on the run!

Runnin' and gunnin'!

Hee hee hee hee!

[ Popping ]

[ Soft screams ]

Uh, hey, guys,
we're nearing the top of

Charlie burger's head.

Uncle grandpa: so,
did we get all the fleas?

Uh oh.

[ Roars ]

I chee my chee,
that's a big one!

That must be the queen flea.

Oh, no.
She's going back down.

We're gonna lose her!

I got this.

Let's just take
a little off the top.

[ Buzzing ]

Um, guys,
what's going on up there?

Uncle grandpa: don't worry.
We've got it.

Where'd she go?

Oh, there she is.

Dang, it looks like
she's got a butt full of babies.

We have to stop this infestation
at the source.

Belly bag,
hand me my laser hammer.

Ahh.

Finally!
No offense, buddy.

Hmph!

Eat hot laser!

[ Roars ]

That didn't even phase her.

Here, pizza steve,
take the enlargerer.

Hup!

Now sh**t me bigger
so I can clobber her.

Stand still.

[ Chuckles ]

Time to go squish.

Wait a minute.
What's up with your butt?

[ Gasps ]

Ew, gross!

What is that?!

Baby fleas in my eye!

[ Snarls ]

[ Roars ]

Welp, there goes
your flea problem.

Um...shouldn't we
save the city?

[ Sighs ] fine.

Pizza steve, I need you
to make us even biggerer.

I'll just set you here.

Just a sec, uncle g.

First I need to as*ault
this little pest.

Aaaah!

Thank you.

Okay, I'm ready.

Now get close together.

Say "cheeseburgers."

Cheeseburgers!
Cheeseburgers!

You'd better give me
the grow g*n, just in case.

Here you go.

Thank you!

Let's roll,
charlie burgers.

Hey! You're not gonna leave us
in this tree, are you?

No time.
We got to save the city.

That bloodsucking monster
went in there.

She could be anywhere.

Hold on. [ Sniffs ]

She's this way.

You found her!

It looks like
she's making a withdrawal

At the blood bank.

[ Roars ]

Way to go, charlie burgers.

Well, I am part bloodhound.

We've got her boxed in.

Let's get even bigger
and stomp her good.

Sayonara, mama.

[ Snarls ]

[ Roars ]

[ Laughs ]

Oh, a wise guy, huh?

Thank you.

I suppose now we have to
save the universe.

It's probably
the right thing to do.

Which way did she go, boy?
Which way did she go?

[ Sniffs ]

She went that way.

Fetch!

Well,
she's not here anymore.

She must have
gone that a ways.

Aw, come on, charlie burgers.
There's no time for that.

Sorry, uncle grandpa.

It's just, when am I ever
gonna get another chance

To mark the moon?

♪

[ Gasps ] there she goes!

Sick her, boy!
[ Growls ]

[ Ice shatters ]
what the heck was that?

Look out!
She's throwing asteroids

From the dark side
of uranus.

Ha! You missed!

Yoink!

You couldn't hit
the broad side of

Ah!

Uh, I take it back.

Good shot.

Oh, no! The gassy giant!

[ Gasps, coughs ]

Pee ew!

That tears it.

[ Laughs ]

It's time to end this.

Gotcha!

Oh, mr. Sun, I've got
a tasty snack for you.

Please, uncle grandpa,
have mercy!

We fleas never wanted
to hurt anyone!

We were just hungry
and needed a place to live!

Surely, as a mother yourself,
you understand.

Uncle grandpa,
I have a great idea.

I know
what we can do with her.

[ Whispers indistinctly ]

[ Gasps ]
that's a great idea!

And that's the story of how
we got our new home/meal ticket.

And we can all thank
uncle grandpa

For our swanky new digs.

All: thank you, uncle grandpa!

Huh? What's that?

[ Groans ]
did somebody say something?

Shut up, voices in my head!

That was a great idea,
charlie burgers.

I'm so glad we could
just give fleas a chance.

Geez, I thought
he'd never leave.

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