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03x21 - In the Clouds

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Uncle Grandpa". Aired: September 2, 2013 – June 30, 2017.*
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Uncle Grandpa is a magical shapeshifting person that stops by children's houses every day to see how they are doing.

03x21 - In the Clouds

Post by bunniefuu »

This episode smells great.

[ Goat bleats ]

[ Squeaking and clattering ]

[ Panting ]

Uncle grandpa, why didn't we
just take the rv?

Or ride giant realistic
flying tiger for this?

In times like this, there's
no time for thinking.

Just mindless action.

Quick! Take the wheel!

These are handlebars!
Ohh!

Rah!

Rah rah,
rah rah rah rah!

Rah!

Rah!

Here we go again.

What a waste.

[ Creature shrieks ]

Uh oh!
Seem to be surrounded by...

[ Chuckles evilly ]

Ducks! Well, I got just
the thing for you.

A dog bazooka!

[ Beeping ]

Oh, yeah!

Pretty goo

[ Smack! ]

[ Babbling ]

Uh, excuse me, sir?

Could you stop
your space wagon, please?

[ Screams, babbles ]

[ Pop! ]

In times like this,
no time for thinking!

Only exploding noses.

[ Beep ]

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Rapid beeping ]
uh oh.

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Pop! Creak! ]

Hey, we're nearly at the cloud
wizard's cloud castle!

More like a cloud hut.

Hope we're not too late
to save little jimmy.

[ Both gasp ]

[ Gasps ]
uncle grandpa!

Who? Me?

Get me outta here!

Hey! Stop wiggling.
Got to get my butt comfy.

Okay, we've got to get inside
this cloud house

And get that cloud wizard
off little jimmy's head

So we can put it back
where it belongs.

But how?

In times like this,

There's no time
for think

I guess we have to think
of something.



Come on, uncle grandpa.

[ Munching ]
mmm.

Don't know why I didn't think
of fixing my chair

With a boy's head sooner.

This is living.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Who's there?

Uh, it's, um, um, it's, uh,
the delivery person!

Well,
I didn't order anything.

Go away!

But...i have
an important package.

What is it?

It's, uh...improvise!

I don't know
what that means.

No! Wait.

"Do not read out loud.

These are suggestions."

You seem to be confused!
I will not answer the door.

My favorite program,
"how many eggs!?" Is on.

And this rumpus will remain on
this chumpus until it is over.

[ Straining ]

I guess we need to approach this
from a different angle.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Nearly.

Yes.

Oh.

Let's be clouds.

Now, this is comfort.

[ Laughs ]

[ Clears throat ]

[ Gasps ]
uncle grandpa!

Yay!

I'll just use this here
tickle finger

To tickle
the cloud wizard's rumpus,


Forcing him to rush
to the bathroom

To apply tickle cream
to the affected area.

And while he's gone,

We'll make our getaway
with you, jimmy.

[ Laughs ] great plan.

Okay, here goes.

[ Pop! ]

[ Squeaking ]

Pfft!

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Laughing ]

Oh, stop.

Come on,
go to the bathroom!

[ Laughing ]

Good thing I [laughs]

Always keep a tube of
tickle cream in my beard.

Huh?

Otherwise I might have

Had to get up and go
into the bathroom,

Where most people keep
their tickle cream.

Ooh, yeah!
That's better.

[ Squeaking ]

That's better.

Okay, okay, okay.
I can think of something else.

All I need
is my imagination.

Joe:
all you need is chicken!

Chicken in your big,
hungry, wet mouth!

I'm big nasty joe,

And this is my big nasty's
tasty bucket o' chicken!

Made from real chicken
in my real kitchen!

It's definitely real!

Mmm!

Yep, that's what I'd like
to eat right now.

Eat it with my mouth and teeth
and turn it into nutrients.

[ c*ck accent ] by jove,
I think I've got it.

[ Sniffs ]

Oh, something smells
quite delightful.

[ Straining ]

Can't reach.

Aahh.

I think
he's falling for it.

He'll have to get up
to reach us.

Then we'll jump out and make
good with jimbo's head.

Yeah!

Sweet release,
please get up!

[ Straining ]

Aaah!
Curse my cloud arms!

Hang on a toot.

I'm a cloud wizard.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Zapping ]

[ Both screaming ]

Ahh.

Delicious,
weird looking chicken.

[ Both scream ]

[ Crying ]
wait, wait, wait!

Please don't eat us,
mr. Cloud wizard, sir.

We aren't
actually chickens.

We were just trying
to help young jimmy.

[ Sobbing ]

Oh, is that so?

Well, then, maybe I won't eat
you if you want to help jimmy.

[ Chuckles ]
you can help him all right.

Help him be my chair!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Whimpering ]

Jimmy,
I'm so sorry about this.

We're in quite the pickle.

[ Strains ] let's not give up
hope yet, fellas.

His tv show's got to end soon.

Man:
we hope you like eggs

Because this show won't end
for another 7,000 years.

[ Slurping ]

Oh, well.

You guys know any good
knock knock jokes?

Uncle grandpa,
we can't give up.

I I can't live like this!

Who's there?

Can't you get us out
of this situation?

I'm afraid I've done all I can,
young jimmy.

It's up to you now.

But how?

[ All groaning ]

Hoo! Boy, am I getting fat.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Slurps ]

You've got
to concentrate.

Concentrate?

I in 1620...

The mayflower...
Landed at plymouth rock!

[ All gasp ]

You're doing it, jimmy!

Keep going.

In 1842,

Mexican general santa anna
had an elaborate state funeral

For his amputated leg!

Boy, that was a very
interesting fact, jimmy.

President grover cleveland's
mustache was made of felt

And shredded horse hooves.

[ Gasps, growls ]

Yeah, you can do it! Yeah!
Way to go, jimmy!

Stop that!
Stop that right now!

You're poofing
all my stuff!

Uh, president andrew johnson
was a trained tailor

And always made his own suits,
even as president.

Huh.
That's pretty interesting.

[ Poof! ]
[ Gasps ]

Woodrow wilson's face
is on the $100,000 bill.

Aaaahh!

[ Boom! ]

I hope you learned your lesson
today, little jimmy.

[ Pop! ]

Remember to keep your head
out of the clouds.

Especially during one of
mrs. Pinkerton's history tests.

[ Zip! ]

Are you done with your test
already, jimmy?

I sure am,
miss pinkerton.

Hmm.

Acceptable.

Yes!

Thanks, uncle grandpa!

Rah rah.
Rah rah rah!

Raaahh!

Man: "new experiences
with beary nice..."

That's me!

"... And hot dog person."

[ Deep voice ]
that's me.

Our beary first time
working out.

Are you ready to get ripped,
hot dog person?

I don't know, beary.
Getting ripped sounds painful.

You'll do as I do,
and you'll like it.

[ Slam! ]

[ Boing! Boing! ]

Silly hot dog person.

This is my workout zone.

Your workout zone
is over there.

[ Gasps ]

Little timmy,
could you help out my friend?

[ Grunts, groans ]

Get your sweat on!

[ Dance music plays ]

[ Screams ]

Feel the burn!

[ Whimpers ]

Shake it, baby!

[ Screams ]

Get stacked!

[ Screaming ]

[ Grunting ]

Phew!

That's enough.

[ Whimpering ]

[ Screams ]

Why does this machine exist?

[ Screams ]

[ Panting ]

[ Screams ]

[ Panting ]

[ Screaming ]

Ahh, nothing like relaxing
after working out.

So, hot dog person, how was
your beary first workout?

[ Straining ]

Awesome!



That was quite delicious.