03x24 - G'day Mornin

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Alarm blaring ]

[ Explosions ]

Yellow, everybody.

We are now making our descent
into beautiful paris.

The seatbelt signs are now on,
and so are all the other signs.

Oh no! Oh, golly!

[ expl*si*n ]

Uncle grandpa,
we at the council

Have an urgent
warning for you.

Listen carefully.
Sorry, no time.

Flying the r. V.

[ Screams ]

Ah, g*y paris.

City of love.

[ Crash! ]

[ Didgeridoo plays ]

[ Pop! ]
Bonjour.

Belly bag: uncle grandpa!

This isn't
paris, france.

This is australia.

We must have taken a wrong turn
at sheboygan.

Huh.
I don't know, belly bag.

If this is australia,

Then what's with
this young parisian boy

At the la supermarchã©?

[ Australian accent ]
this is ace

Perfect for my collection.

Vintage air joeys!

Nice!

[ Whip! ]

Encyclopedia titanica.

[ Grunts ]

Hang on.
What's this record?

Hmm.
I wonder if it's any good.

[ Whistle! ]

I prefer his newest stuff.
[ Screams ]

Oh, hey, uncle grandpa.

Aww, man!

I broke your record.

I broke all this stuff.

Man,
I'm terrible at collecting.

Hey, relax, turkey.

Your uncle grandpuss
is here to hel

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Laughs nervously ]
excuse me.

Uh, this never happens.

Don't worry about it.
[ Pop! ]

[ Groans ]
not these nerds again.

Take a hike.
[ Beep! ]

So, where were we?
Eeh! Uh, I'm joey.

And I'm a collector,
but I'm having a hard time,

Because I don't have anywhere
to put my collection.

[ Sobbing ]

You're a kangaroo,
right?

Why don't you just keep all your
stuff in your pouch, turkey?

Only girl kangaroos
have pouches, uncle grandpa.

Oh!

[ Tink! ]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

Well, why don't you
let your old gumpy gump gumps

Set you up
with a brand new pouch?

Uh, okay.

I think
I have just the thing.

All righty, then.

[ Hocks ] ptooey!
[ Splat! ]

[ Tink! Tink! ]

[ Whip! ]

[ Creak! ]

It's a zipper.

Is this safe?

As safe as anything else
in this crazy town.
Aah!

Stone the crows,
this is amazing!

[ Laughs ]
now I can collect everything!

Aw, thanks,
uncle grandpa.

Got you. [ Laughs ]
[ whistle! ]

Uncle grandpa
ready for action.

Hey! The perfect start
to my collection!

Hey, you mean kangaroo,
give us back our toys!

Joey,
did you take these boys' toys?

Let's see what we got here.
This appears to be

A battle gadget uncle grandpa
poseable character figurine.

And this is clearly a biker
warrior mr. Gus battle figurine.

But both are definitely
special editions,

Which means they're technically
not toys at all,

But collectibles
for collectors only.

Understand, brett?

I understand.

Collect away, joey.

[ Laughs ]

So, how does it feel?

[ Twinkle! ]

That feels great!

Hey, sorry about him.

He's new
to the collecting thing.

Here. Take this
supercool, made to order

Mutant pizza steve exclusive
deluxe edition mega doll.

[ Joey clears throat ]

I thought you said
they weren't for children.

He's right, willy.

I understand.

Aw, yeah!

[ Creak! ]

Huh.
You look different somehow.

New glasses?

Uncle grandpa,
you've shown me the way.

I want to keep collecting
till I explode!

I think
maybe you're missing the point.

The point?

[ Cries ]

The point is to collect!

I don't understand!

Aw, this is great!
[ Laughs ]

You'd think I'd be better
at helping people by now.

Well, I'm not.

I'm gonna collect trees

And rocks

And bushes

And the sydney opera house

And ayers rock.

[ Groaning ]

[ Pop! ]

This thing.

[ Suction whirring ]

[ Whip! Whip! ]

Oh, no!

You've taken all the things that
make australia bearable.

You've got to be
more discerning.

If you collect
just anything,

That makes you
a big, fat hoarder.

Have you no shame?

Are you kidding?!

I'm the greatest collector
of all time!

And I owe it all to you,
uncle grandpa.

What's happening?
Cracks be creepin', yo.

Dey be creepin'.

[ All screaming ]

[ Screaming continues ]

Uh...

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ] where are we?

Oh, no!

We're deep down
under australia.

Which means
only one thing

The council of
mutant uncle grandpas

Australian division

True dwellers
of the down unda.

They've been living below
australia for thousands of years

And can see the future
with their third eye.

They kind of creep me out.

Uh, hey, guys!

[ Pop! Zap! ]

Good morning.

Uncle grandpa,
the surface dweller,

We've made many attempts
to contact you.

You have?
Uh [laughs nervously]

I must have
had my phone on silent.

And I always forget
to check my text messages.

Oh, really?

'Cause
it shows they were read

At 4:15 p. M. Earlier today,
mate.

Oh. [ Laughs nervously ]
that's weird.

Our collective third eye
allowed us to foresee

The chaos your kangaroo friend
would eventually cause,

Which is why
we tried to warn you

About giving him
the eternal zipper.

I know that things have gotten
a little out of hand

Now that australia is
void of all civilization,

But maybe this will
give you guys a good reason

To finally go aboveground

Stretch your legs,
maybe work on your tan,

Buy some real estate
a taste of the good life.

You clearly know nothing
about australia.

Because of its location
on the rear end of the earth,

Its ecosystem
is very delicate.

[ Chomping ]

If any of these strategically
placed elements are removed,

Australia will
lose its stability

And detach itself
from it's foundation,

Causing the continent
to build momentum

And boomerang
over the entire globe,

Damaging all the other
less important countries.

[ Bang! ]

For generations,
it has been our job

To monitor the continent's
stability and keep the balance.

[ Slurp! ]
This is why
your kangaroo friend

Must return
all the structures in australia.

Otherwise, we will
take necessary action

Using our psychic skills,

Like spoiling all of your
favorite tv show plot points.

No!

Joey, did you hear
that convoluted story?!

You expect me to believe
that mutant mumbo jumbo?

Never!

[ Whip! Hiss! ]
Ow.

As a matter of fact,

I'm gonna add all these mutants
to my collection!

[ All gasp ]

Totally saw this coming.

[ Whip! ]

[ All scream ]
crikey!

Collecty, good.

Collecty, very good.

[ Rumbling ]
it's happening!

Wah! Crikey!

[ Splash! ]

Ow.

Yoo hoo!
Huh?

[ Twinkle! ]
[ Romantic music plays ]

What's that?

Hi. Tee, hee, hee!

[ Whip! ]
That right there is a lady.

Should I collect her?

No way. They hate that.

And having a collection of
pretty much anything

Is like girl repellent.

You got to purge if you want
a shot at the honies.

Aw!

Well, I guess
I did go a little overboard.

And I'll do anything

To win the heart
of that beautiful sheila.

[ Twinkle! ]

There. Everything's back
to normal in australia.

[ Crashes ]

Sorry for
being so extreme

With my collecting habits,
uncle grandpa.

I guess I shouldn't rush into
things so quickly.

Water off a dingo's back.

And now that you're not so busy
collecting stuff,

You can go on your first date
with your lucky gal.

Thanks, uncle grandpa,
but, uh,

We're gonna skip all that stuff
and get married right away.

Come on, sweetie.
[ Splash! ]

See ya, mate!
[ Whip! ]

Au revoir!
[ Cellphone rings ]

Uncle grandpa,
you're in grave danger!

Ignore.

[ Balloon pops ]

And make sure
he takes his midday nap.

Otherwise,
he gets very cranky.

I hear you loud and clear,
ma'am.

Honey, we're gonna be late for
the cheddar cheese convention.

Coming, dear.

Enjoy the cheese!

Okay, little fella.

You want to play some games
or something?

[ Laughing evilly ]

Goo goo, gaga!

Cranky already?

Looks like
it's time for that nap

Your mom
was crowing about.

Baby want
some milky wilky?

Ow!

Baby packs a mean punch.

[ Laughing evilly ]

Wow. You got the silent "b"
and everything.

Aah!
[ Laughing evilly ]

Goo goo, gaga!

Splash, splash!

[ Laughing evilly ]

This is more challenging
than I thought.

Aah!

I'm gonna need some backup.

[ Creak! ]
Here we go.

The baby nomicon.

May ule gapa
have mercy on my soul.

Dada, in fanta, goo goo feratos,

Mama montos,
oopsie woopsie dominus.

Uh oh.

[ Zap! ]

Hello,
uncle grandpa.

Hello,
lord of babysitting.

Sorry to summon you
on such short notice,

But I need some help getting
this crazy baby to take a nap.

[ Laughs ] yes sirree, bob.
[ Tink! ]

Goo goo?

Wha?!

[ Rumbling ]

[ Both screaming ]

♪ Rock a my baby,
on a treetop ♪

♪ La da da, dittle,
diggity dop ♪

All right! It's working!

[ Whip! ]
[ Groans ]

We're back!

Aw, would you look at that.

All tuckered out.

My sweet, little angel.

[ Snoring ]

[ Whistling ]

♪

That was quite delicious.