04x14 - Unexpected Developments

[bunniefuu]

[female narrator] Previously on "The Real World.."

Let's just go hard-core straight for some "Nasties", man.

I just like to go out and have a good time

then whatever happens, happens.

Take 'em back to their place, and don't talk to 'em again.

That would be something that meant something to me

but it's another day in the life of Mike Johnson, I guess.

I was glad to see Jay finally doing that one play.

I mean, it was fantastic.

[Kat] This is the true story..

[Neil] Of seven strangers..

Seven strangers..

[Jacinda] Picked to live in a house..

[Jay] And have their lives taped..

[Lars] To find out what happens..

[Mike] When people stop being polite..

[Sharon] And start getting real.

"The Real World," London.

Hey, thanks for the special recognition in there, Jay.

- Great job, excellent. - Thank you very much.

Well, first we had Jay's play.

You wrote the whole thing yourself.

[Kat] Afterwards everybody just kind of started drinking.

Lars DJ'd for a bit.

Hey! Let's dance.

[howling]

["A Girl Like You" by Edwyn Collins]

[Jay] The party went real well, you know.

We just danced and had a good time, you know.

And, uh, my friends seemed to have a really good time.

Just a good chance to go and meet new people.

This is what I drove in St. Louis.

- This? - Yeah.

Meeting Kat's friends

and Sharon's friends

and, and everyone's friends

you know, really enjoyed it.

♪ Never known a girl like you before ♪

He was quite a charmer.

He-he was so

wonderful and charming

and sparkling with my friends.

He tried to do it here, but due to his visa

he wasn't allowed to, so he's performing it

for us and our, and our closest friends.

Oh, God, Mike was so cute.

He was all over everybody.

Here I am in a city

that I have no idea where the hell I am.

I mean, my life is usually racing

and being at the lake, you know.

- That's like me in my element. - Yeah.

Way out in the sticks, all my good friends

talking about whatever's on our mind

girlfriends, life, our jobs.

Not that you have any, 'cause you are a virgin.

- Right. - Yeah.

Actually, I was looking in the dictionary

the other day for a word

that described your beauty.

They haven't invented it yet.

You're a very, very subtle person.

Why are you beating around the bush?

'Cause you really needn't bother.

- I like that girl. - I do too.

- Do you want to get funky? - Absolutely!

["Scream" by Michael Jackson]

♪ With such confusions Don't it make you wanna scream ♪

I think it was fun, I can't remember everything.

I've got pieces, but I just can't, like

join the whole sequence together.

Legend!

[Jacinda] Sharon, you're in charge.

[Sharon] Do require some effort

balance and poise, dear.

- Ow! - And their party was great.

I mean, everything was going so well.

I just kept drinking and having fun.

♪ Your bash abusin' ♪

♪ Victimize within the scheme ♪

That is hell.. Holy * * *.

Yeah, oh!

I think everyone's getting laid tonight.

- Except you. - Except Jay.

God, I don't know, Mike was definitely out of it.

Mike was just desperate.

He was so strange.

Just desperate to get some

and he'll just do anything.

He even came up to me and said

"Jacinda, I've always wanted you.

"I've always thought you were so hot.

Do you think we got a chance of getting it off?"

This was just too much.

♪ Stop pressurin' me ♪

♪ Stop pressurin' me ♪

♪ Make me wanna scream ♪♪

I said, "No, Mike, no chance."

Why not?

[barking]

And I was saying, "Mike, you're trying it with

every single girl here tonight, have some pride."

And he's like, "If I could have you, Jacinda

I wouldn't care about the rest."

And then I turn around, like, in a couple of minutes

and he was like, "Kat, Kat, you know

what do you think, you and me?"

["Connection" by Elastica]

♪ I don't understand how a heart is a spade ♪

♪ But somehow the vital connection is made ♪♪

Oh, yeah, well, Mike.

[Kat] It's not me, it's the fact that I'm standing there.

Alright, five pounds for a night with Kat!

We're going five pounds.

Who wants a night with Kat?

It-it, it's just because he knows

that I don't take it seriously that he does it.

Five pounds right here. Ow, ow!

And he's drunk, and we're friends.

And he knows he can get away with it, you know?

He was just spreading the joy of Mike Johnson around the party.

I've, I've done it, I want to see you do it.

[alarm blaring]

[Mike] We have to cancel that fire alarm

because it's not real.

- How do we turn it off? - I don't know.

The only person I looked at was Hannah the entire night.

You know I talked to a bunch of people

and, and whatever, but the only person

I'd, like, considered hooking up with was Hannah.

- See? - Somethin' like that?

How it's packed now.

This is the lucky cigarette

and you gotta smoke it last.

[Hannah] 'Have I?'

'What does that mean?'

[Mike] That means you make a wish on the last one

and it will come true.

Nice one.

[Lars] Neil, are you ready?

- Oh, yeah. - Neil's going to perform now.

[Lars] Neil performing with this other band

with this really long name that I can't remember.

Umm, Neil was just going to scream and b*tch

and we're all gonna like it.

We love you, Neil!

This song's for, umm, Jay, I guess

and for all the jazz funkers from Essex.

[cheering]

♪ You say you got a problem How tragic ♪

♪ I gotta get home from the crosstown traffic ♪

♪ Cancer of the colon Now catch it ♪

♪ The rest is trivial I just ignore it ♪

[discordant guitar riff]

♪ They call this delirium ♪

[indistinct singing]

Woo, yeah!

♪ Cosmic idiom ♪

They call this delirium.

It's all you, Lars.

Go, Neil!

'That's it, Lars.'

[indistinct shouting]

[Lars] 'I want everybody on the dance floor for this.'

I want Neil on the dance floor.

Okay, there's Jay, Kat, Jacinda, Mike!

I have a huge bonding experience planned for you guys.

♪ These sounds fall into my mind ♪

♪ These sounds fall into my mind ♪

♪ Fall into my fall into my fall into my fall into my ♪♪

And then I was like, "Alright, let's dance."

Eventually yeah, it was like, uh..

But, yeah, we all ended up dancing

and thrusting our respective pelvises.

♪ These sounds fall into my ♪

♪ Fall into my fall into my ♪♪

[Lars] I think

all, all seven of us enjoyed that party.

We all liked it.

Cut it out. Cut it out. That's it.

[indistinct shouting]

- That's it. - That was the last song.

- Yo, yo, yo! - Oh, my..

Goodnight, everyone.

Doesn't the house look different?

- I quite like it actually.. - I like it.

I like it with this thing open. I like that much better.

[Jacinda] 'Mike, you told me it was just you and me'

and now you're with somebody else, what does this mean?

You're a hussy, cheap floozy.

- So...babe. - Come here often?

We just laid there on the couch and then

as everyone started falling asleep we went upstairs.

And that was pretty much it.

["In The Morning" by J. Cole]

♪ In the morning ♪

♪ Feeling half right ♪

Oh!

♪ The next day next day next day next day ♪

♪ Next day next day next day ♪♪

[Kat] I can say, personally

I'm not going to drink that much

for a very long time.

And, uh, my major mistake there

was letting Mr. Frat Boy mix my drinks for me.

[Jacinda] 'So, Mike, is it serious?'

- What do you think? - 'That's what I wanna know.'

'This is one of Sharon's friends.'

[Jacinda] 'Have you got another date?'

This is one of Sharon's friends.

[Jacinda] 'Did you get her number, Mike?'

[indistinct chatter]

I had to say she was out of here in a shot in the morning.

She was like, "Uh.."

Out the door. Gone.

Answer the questions.

All of a sudden, Mike's lost for words.

- Yeah. - You've got no idea.

- Isn't that funny? - You read my mind.

How you doin'?

I'm doing fine, but probably not quite as well as you.

- Mike's in a relationship. - Really?

- Did you have sex, Mike? - No.

Your roommate would beg to differ.

He's a material witness.

- 'A sober material witness.' - Whoa! You know I'm like--

Jay, were you up for the whole thing?

No, I woke up in the middle.

I turned around and there was like

there was like a big old Snuffleupagus

like with covers, just moving.

Just this big cover thing, moving.

'I was like, "Oh.."'

[Mike] 'Did you stay up and watch or did you just'

go back and roll over and go back to bed?

[Jay] 'Well, it was just the covers, man.'

'There wasn't that much to watch.'

'Had a wank while thinkin' about it.'

Do you remember last night?

When you were in bed with her?

Do you remember me kissing you?

Like that.

Yeah, Kat, do you remember the two of us dancing?

Then you remember.

[Jay] 'Oh, that was fun.'

[indistinct chatter]

[Lars] Oh, my God.

"Outward Bound" cannot compete

'with the bonding we did last night.'

[instrumental music]

♪ You are beautiful ♪♪

[Kat] I get really lonely here.

Sometimes because I-I didn't..

It's hard to meet people.

And I-I make such bad first impressions.

When you first meet people

there's always that awkwardness

and then, it takes me, it takes me a little bit longer

I think, to break that, and be like

natural with people.

[male #] 'Man, we gotta get this girl a watch.'

You sure you're not pissed or anything?

- No, I'm not pissed off. - Liar.

In my drama class I'm working with a guy named Josh.

He's here studying abroad.

He's from New York City.

So he knows a lot of the same areas I know.

[female #] 'Go rehearse, get out of here, go work.'

I'm so sorry.

[female #] 'Stop apologizing and work.'

He and Austin are pretty good friends.

Okay, I'll see you layer, bye.

When we had to do scenes in drama class

he's like, "Oh, do you wanna do a scene with me?"

And I just started getting to know him.

- "Your body is--" - Cut that line.

'Cause she has a lot of "Your body's."

- So let's skip that one. - Yeah.

[Josh] 'There's nothing wrong with a little editing.'

Do you think he'll let us?

Well, let's see.

"Iokanaan, I am amorous of thy body.

"Thy body is white

like lilies of the field that.." Okay.

- Now, listen.. - We should probably keep it in.

[Kat] It is a good scene.

[Josh] It's pure sex.

You know what I'm saying?

"Your body is a temple." Da-da-da-da.

It's pure sex.

At least I'll get to know you really quickly.

Oh, yeah.

It's a good scene.

It's a little intense

for having just met someone

but after talking to Josh

I realized he was an intense person.

I mean, she's angry, yes

but she realizes how much she wants him

the passion that's there.

But he feels nothing.

- He just doesn't-- - That's familiar.

But you're just, uh..

But you're pouring yourself out to him.

You're pouring out your heart and soul.

And she's just, she's really..

At this point, she's--

She's just trying to seduce him.

She's like almost having an orgasm over this guy

just seeing him, in his skin.

[indistinct chatter]

You know what I'm sayin'?

We could do a good job with it.

[Kat on phone] 'It's-it's weird getting to know Josh.'

'Do you know what I'm saying?'

It's like I'm a little more cautious with him

and he-he gets annoyed with it.

[girl on phone] 'Of course, he does, because he wants to know'

'everything and anything, I'm sure.'

He was just like, asking me

the kind of questions that you ask people

when you really wanna know

what's going inside their head.

And I'm just like, I'm not ready to answer that

because I don't even know what goes on inside my head.

♪ Let's go into the water and try ♪

♪ And make the biggest mistake of our lives ♪

♪ Don't do it baby ♪♪

[Kat] I don't think it's right that I'm with someone right now.

I don't like myself in relationships.

I don't think I'm mature enough

to handle a very serious relationship.

Oh, they're just painted pieces of wood.

And even if there were someone

right now that I were interested in

I don't know that I would pursue

a relationship with that person.

Actually, there's a great deal

I enjoy about being single.

I'd rather be alone

and be deciding and doing my own show

and running my own thing

than being with someone that

you know, just to be with someone.

If you'd have called like ten minutes ago..

[Hannah] 'I don't know.'

'I was just on my way home and I thought, so...'

Well, I'd go get something.

I just had dinner, you know I'm kind of full

but I would go get like ice cream

or, or do something else just..

...since I just ate.

[Jacinda] She came over, slept over

Mike didn't call.

For a whole week didn't hear anything

and she called on Friday or Thursday or something.

And I thought, "Oh, my God," you know.

There, I-I, there's something wrong here, you know.

[Hannah] 'You can have ice cream and I'll get myself something else.'

Excuse me, can you guys like..

[Jay] 'Oh, yeah, you're real shy'

'about sharing your relationships'

'with your roommates, Mike.'

You weren't shy the other night.

[Jay] 'It's not okay.'

Umm, it could be fun.

Okay, well, we'll do that.

- Alright then, bye. - Bye-bye.

[Jacinda] 'Oh!'

Now, did I do that when you were on the phone with Alicia?

No, I don't think so.

I think it's a little bit different.

♪ I don't want to take advice from fools ♪

♪ I'll just figure everything is cool ♪♪

Chick-chicka.

Chicka-chicka bom-bom.

Uh-huh, it's very exciting.

Chicka-chicka bom-bom, chicka bom-bom.

Chicka-chicka bom-bom, chicka bom-bom.

- 'Hey, Jay.' - What's up, man?

How did your date go?

Well, it wasn't a date, we just went out.

[Jay] 'It wasn't a date?'

Well, I'm sick of everybody saying, "How was your date?"

So how did you enjoy going out?

It was fun.

[Jay] 'Gonna see her again?'

Yeah, I'm going over in a little while.

Would that be a date?

No, that would be rollerblading in the park.

[Jay] Let me know when you guys start dating.

No, we're not going to be dating.

I'm not dating anybody.

Sorry, Mike.

[Mike] 'I've not lied to Hannah in one way, whatsoever.'

Whatever.

[Mike] 'But I'm not misleading the girl or anything.'

'I'm not telling her, I'm not calling her up'

all day and saying, "Baby, I love you" or anything.

I mean, I don't even know the girl's number.

But Mike, that's not the point.

There's gotta be the point where like

you feel wrong, if you like

end a conversation not thinking

that she knows exactly what's going on, you know.

What's wrong?

I really wish I could be on your level

but right now I just wanna have fun

and I'm sick of all this bull * * *

about having a girlfriend.

Hmm.

["Joy" by Blackstreet]

♪ Can't forget the day ♪

♪ That you walked into my life ♪

♪ It was just the kind of thing ♪

♪ That was so right on time ♪♪

[Jay] I don't know.

Maybe she really, really likes him.

Oh, I know she does.

I mean, I know, like, I just saw her beforehand

you know, right after my play and stuff

and she was sitting up there alone.

I talked to her about it.

'She had to like him an awful lot'

'to go after him in the first place.'

It sucks to like somebody

and have them just be, like

kind of...about you.

So you're gonna fall like a lot or just a little?

[Hannah] Yeah, I'm gonna end up on my butt again.

[Mike] Oh, man. Watch out for the rough stuff.

Just a wuss.

When you initially fall into the water, should I laugh?

Just not calling her for a week.

I mean, she's like Sharon's really good friend.

It's like you're about to sh**t somebody.

♪ The wrong guy the wrong situation ♪♪

Can you do this?

What would you call me, you called me a..

- An exhibitionist. - Yeah.

Vulgar, flashy, in your redFerrari.

Vulgar, that's right.

I'm just saying, you're not very particular.

Well, you're not paying me ten pounds an hour, are you?

I wouldn't pay you ten pounds.

That's what my last girlfriend told me too.

- What, that you're an a*s? - Yeah.

[man on phone] 'Yeah, I'll give, I'll give you a call'

'early this evening, I don't know what time.'

'I don't know how interested you are in bikes.'

Yeah, I'd love to come, if you'd let me.

'Yeah, you maybe could be my bike chick, you know!'

Umm, Sebastian is a friend of Michael.

Michael I know from New York.

Umm, Sebastian's here for a week

until he can figure out a way

to get his bike shipped to Israel

where he's going to work atPlanet Hollywood

as a bartender.

'Have a fantastic day.'

- You too. - Alright.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Sharon! - Yeah?

Ah!

- I'm so excited. - Aah!

I'm so excited, yes.

It's gonna be so much fun, I'm just like, "Oh.."

Where is he taking you, you don't know?

No, I don't know yet.

I felt like such a little girl though.

I was like, "Thank you."

But..

It's good that he's finding you today.

[Kat] 'I love motorcycles.'

'You don't understand, I love motorcycles.

[Sharon] 'Excellent one, Kat.'

[Sebastian] 'Kat?'

- Hello. - How you doin'?

Oh, you're cold.

I think he grew up in London.

He went to the university and decided

that he wanted to travel the world

so he's been doing that.

Makes me feel so ordinary.

- I'm Mike, by the way. - Hi, Mike, I'm Sebastian.

- Nice to meet you. - It's alright.

[Mike] Yeah, Sebastian came in last night.

I don't know, he seemed okay.

I-I really don't know.

I didn't really talk to him enough, too..

I mean, he was so interested in

either impressing me or impressing Kat

that I really kind of lost interest.

I'd, I'd heard about the film, and I read the book

and I thought there's no way I could see the film now

'cause they just couldn't do that.

'It's slightly sacrilegious.'

You just wanna, you just wanna see me sink a ball.

Ah.

How many did you break learning this?

About one or two maybe.

The bottles are fairly hard 'cause..

And then he starts throwing his bottles around

and you know whipping around like

I was supposed to get some big b*ner or something

which I was not impressed.

He took me around on his bike.

He said that he'd take me out and show me London at night.

I mean, I had such a fantastic time.

Here we are.

I don't know, meeting Sebastian was a lot of fun but he's only

here for a week and I'm just someone he met so

I don't know how much time he's going to have.

♪ There in your eyes ♪

♪ There in your eyes ♪♪

- 'You've been fine?' - 'I've been fine, Jay.'

["Breakfast At Tiffany's"]

♪ You'll say ♪

♪ We've got nothing in common ♪

♪ No common ground to start from ♪

♪ And we're falling apart ♪

So, are you and Mike not an issue anymore?

Were we ever?

It's just a game of mental chess really.

You and Mike were playing a game of mental chess?

[laughs] I think so.

- I think so. Oh, God. - Oh, no!

I can see Mike playing mental checkers, but..

Let's get out of here.

Oh, you people look sluggish.

It's time to pep up, we're having a good time.

Sluggish, nah, mate.

Now you're here the party's just beginning.

Alright.

♪ Let me ♪

♪ Not enough ♪

♪ Not enough ♪

[Mike] I mean, I can't consciously be mean to somebody.

Anytime I am, outright rude or whatever

it's just 'cause I feel like

I have to be strong, and it's really weird.

Maybe it's not the right thing to do.

Defense mechanism.

Yeah.

I don't know, maybe hopefully I'll..

- What? - Find someone after all this.

I'm not gonna find 'em here though, that's for sure.

Oh, ditto.

♪ It's the American's night out ♪

That's what it feels like, doesn't it?

[Mike] I think that the girl that I'm really gonna like

is-isn't gonna, I'm not gonna meet her at a bar.

I'm gonna like, go in a store

and I'm gonna ask..

You know, I'm gonna drop the milk on somebody's foot

and that's gonna be the girl that I marry, you know.

♪ It's what it all comes down to ♪♪

It's gonna be somethin' so random

and, and out there.

♪ Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet ♪♪

[Kat] He thinks he's gonna meet the love of his life

you know by rear-ending her with his car one day.

I don't know that I'll ever meet the love of my life.

I think I'm a little bit too flighty.

What about the guy with the plaid shirt right there

with the beer in his hand?

Okay, maybe. Hmm.

How about the guy, two guys down from me, from Jay

with the blue watch on?

He's already chatting with somebody.

[Mike] How about the guy, two guys over my shoulder?

[male narrator] On the next "Real World.."

[Kat] There's no way I can go to college without

a scholarship, there's none.

Financially, I can't afford to get a bad grade.

I just lost it, I'm sorry.

[Lars] At first, no one was really taking her serious.

I just thought she was sick with a fever.

And I went straight to bed, and slept right through Monday

and then I knew that something was seriously wrong.

♪ Oh, say does that ♪

♪ Star-spangled banner ♪

♪ Yet wave ♪

♪ O'er the land of the free ♪

[howling]

[high-pitched] Ahh!

♪ And the home ♪

♪ Of the brave ♪

[Mike] Play ball!

♪ Ba-ba-ba bom ba-ba-ba bom ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba bom! ♪♪