02x12 - Ticcing in a British Accent

[bunniefuu]

[Baylen]
Good day there, gov'nah.

-'Ello. 'Ello. 'Ello.
-A British accent?

Or something like that.

-Bottle of wat-ah.
-Bottle of wat-ah.

-That's solid.
-That's solid?

Valid.
That's valid.

It's valid.

[short whimper]

-[Shanon] All right,
here we go, guys.
-[Baylen] Oh, wow.

We have a meeting
with our wedding planners

at a flower shop to talk
about our budget.

I think we have
a decision to make.

Adjust our expectations...

or we could
increase the budget.

No bride or groom wants to be
told that their wedding

expectations are too much
or too big.

I think...we should maybe ask
my parents for some help.

I wouldn't mind,
but I don't want to ask them

for any kind of money.

[short whimper]

[Allen speaking]

-[Baylen] Oh, my God, really?
-[Allen] Yeah.

[Baylen]
Thank you so much.

[Allen speaking]

We're going to London.

[Julie] The rideshare is
gonna be here!

What age can you
get a tattoo in London?

-What is it?
-Oh, yeah, 18.

This is gonna be epic.

Come here, hunky man.

We'll be right back!

[Baylen]
We'll come back --

Babe, I don't need any
more anxiety.

You were supposed to be telling
me that we're gonna be fine.

[Colin] Hopefully,
we're gonna be fine.

I have always had anxiety
about flying because your life

is in someone else's hands,

and that is my absolute
least favorite thing.

[Baylen] Whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

[Colin] [Inaudible]

[Allen]
I am extremely concerned
for Colin.

It's definitely worrisome
to watch anybody go through that

and to know that they're
sitting with my daughter.

It's going to be a long
eight hours on that airplane.

[Colin]
Baylen took her meds.
She's knocked out.

I am not relaxed enough to be
able to fall asleep like that.

Like, I just don't understand
how people can fly over

an ocean and be like,
"Oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.

I'm just gonna take a nap now."

If there was a way that I could
drive to the UK, I would.

[intercom beeps]

[attendant]
Thank you, cabin crew.

Please take your seats
for landing.

[Colin]
We're almost to London,

and it's a great feeling to be
back over land.

I would say that I'm just
ready to get off this plane.

My legs have been in the same
position for like seven hours.

But I'm so excited
to finally be in London.

[Colin speaking]

This is our first international
flight together,

and Colin is usually the one
to help my anxiety

or make it better.

But with flying,
in this case...

Did we lose a wheel,
or, like, what's going on?

It's not making it any better.

Sorry about that.

[Colin exhales]

[attendant]
Well, a very warm welcome to
London Heathrow Terminal 5.

The local time is just
approaching quarter to 11

in the morning.

[Bechnir]
Thank you, Dad.

Feet...on the ground.

It feels so nice to finally
land in London.

Right now, it's just thoughts
in our head of all the change

London can bring to us.

The reason why we're coming
to London is for Neupulse,

this device that is not
available in the U.S. yet.

However, we're here in hopes
that in the future,

it can bring me relief
and help my tics.

Toilets?
They don't label it bathroom?

They label it toilets?

[larynx squeeze] -- Whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

'Ello.

'Ello. 'Ello.

[Baylen]
My tics are definitely
escalating as we navigate

through the airport

because everything
is new and unknown

and we're in literally
a brand-new place

we've never been before.

I'm nervous that I might say
something offensive

because I'm already ticcing
in a British accent.

d*ck, community d*ck.

I'm pregnant
and I'm breastfeeding.

Back in my day --
shut the f*ck up.

[Julie]
Thankfully, we got through
customs without any issues,

but Baylen's tics are
ramping up.

It'd be good to get
to the rental house ASAP.

We booked a rental flat
as opposed to a hotel

because we all wanted
to be together.

We wanted
to share the experience.

[Julie]
To get to the rental house,
it's a little bit stressful,

but get ready, London,
'cause...

here we come.
-Here we come.

♪♪ Rule Britannia! ♪♪

♪♪ Britannia, rule the waves ♪♪

♪♪ Britons never,
never will be sl*ves ♪♪

[record scratch]

[Julie]
Oh, whoa, whoa.

-[Sven] Press open, Bechnir.
-You gotta press -- press open.

-[Julie] Keep going.
-f*ck!

[Julie] Keep pressing it,
keep pressing it.

[Bechnir]
Mom, what do you think
I'm doing?

As soon as we step foot
in London,

the cluelessness hits.

I was airport-ready,
not London-ready.

I don't even know
what that means.

[Colin]
So how long are we on this for?

Three hours.

-Are we really?
-[Allen] No.

I'm so excited to get
to the rental house.

The only thing that's stopping
us is about 6,000 trains

to get there.

However, I have no idea
the type of living

that UK-ans,
UK-ians...

England people, I have no idea
what a UK house looks like.

This is our first time
doing this.

We have no idea
what we're doing.

["Here Comes the Cavalry"
by Staniel Bones playing]

♪♪ Don't be coy ♪♪

♪♪ We're far too old
for all that ♪♪

♪♪ Carry on ♪♪

Now we gotta go down.
Sick.

["Here Comes the Cavalry"
continues]

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo!

[child shouts incoherently]

[child]
He's just a little guy!

♪♪ Here comes the cavalry ♪♪

♪♪ I will never say never!
Oi! Oi! Oi! ♪♪

♪♪ [indistinct punk lyrics]
Oi! Oi! Oi! ♪♪

♪♪ Here comes the cavalry ♪♪

Their sidewalks here are
pretty skinny.

[Baylen]
look at the double-decker.

[Colin]
Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God,
look at their license plates.

[Colin] Look at that.
Look at that taxi.

[Colin]
Baylen.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

Just sold to Joe Biden.

[Baylen] I need this travel
to end, like, now.

It feels like it's taken us
just as long to get to this

rental house as it has to fly
over the Atlantic Ocean.

-[Julie] Who's excited
to be here?
-Whoo!

OK.

Praise the Lord, we are here!

[Bechnir] Why is there
a doorknob in the middle?

-[Baylen] Did you just lock it?
-[Bechnir] Oh, what are --

-[overlapping chatter]
-[Julie] Guys, I got this.

I swear I got this.

[Bechnir] You know, it's OK.
We're locked out.

Maybe everything's backwards
and upside down in London.

After a long day of travel,
we made it all the way here.

Thousands of miles
of traveling.

Get all the way here,
can't get in the house.

[Colin]
Is there a secret room?

[Bechnir] You have to unlock
both of them.

-Push or something.
-[door unlocks]

-Oh!
-[Julie] Sweet.

-We're here!
-[Baylen] Yay!

There's a piano.

[Julie] Maybe throw your stuff
down until we figure out like,

who's in what room.
-Take a d*ck, b*tch!

Hold up,
they have their microwave

in the pantry?
-Yeah, that's so cool.

[Bechnir]
That is so weird.

Oh my God,
this is kind of cool.

Hell yeah.

[Vick] This house is very
scenic, bodacious, beautiful,

gorgeous, scenic, twice.

-[Vick] Staircase.
-[Sven] It's small.

It feels like it's small.

It's small, but it just goes
straight up.

[Sven] And it feels antique,
like everything's left in,

like, the 1900s or something.
-Yeah.

-[Julie] Are you tired?
-Yeah.

So I think what's important
right now is we kind of,

like, pick out rooms and stuff.
-[Allen] Find a space and relax.

We have a lot of stuff packed
up to do tomorrow.

What are we doing tomorrow?

We're going
on a double-decker bus tour.

-Sweet.
-Yes!

-No.
-You're funny.

-Bowling.
-What time do we have to
do that?

We'll figure it all out.

Suck d*ck!

Everybody needs to get
a good night's sleep, so...

I'll start now.
I'll start now.

Um...I definitely
have experienced jet lag,

but not on this big
of a flight.
-I'm sorry.

How the f*ck have you
experienced jet lag

when you've never flown
across the country before?

To Florida.

Florida's the same time.

No.
Well I...

All right, next question.

You're gonna crash there, Bay?

Yeah.

Colin's sleeping upstairs
in the twin with me, Mom.

OK, yeah.

Cheese and onion.

That sounds
absolutely f*cking disgusting.

Tangy cheese.
Ew, even disgusting-er.

I've definitely never seen
these flavors before.

Prawn c*ck?

You know, I don't think those
are going to touch my taste

buds at all this trip.

What the hell
of this invention?

That doesn't look good.

The charging ports are
just crazy.

It's like this sideways...

dot in the middle.

I'm just failing
at life today.

How do people in England
charge their phones?

I'm gonna fall off the bed.

My feet are gonna hang off.

All right.

Well, we got the travel
to London done.

Check.

[punk music plays]

♪♪ England!
We love you ♪♪

♪♪ England land ♪♪

♪♪ [indistinct lyrics continue] ♪♪

[Julie]
Smells good already.

It's so much different
from the U.S.

Like, even though we haven't
even, like, wandered yet,

like, everything is still so
much different, it feels like.

-Yeah.
-It's an adventure.

Our first overnight stay
in London was pretty uneventful.

Everyone seemingly passed out
pretty quick.

And the rental came stocked
with the basics, so we're having

bacon and eggs this morning.

I don't understand.
Like, if you use that

to make you, like,
less dizzy on the plane,

why do you still
have it on right now?

It'll last three days.

If I take it off and we go
on some kind of bus ride

or other trip
or something else.

Well, that's
what we're doing today.

-So that's why --
-So I'm leaving it on for

the full amount of time.

OK.

Baylen's Neupulse appointment
is in two days.

So we have time to settle in,
do some touristy things,

and kind of just get
to know London.

And today we're going
on a double-decker bus tour.

What are you excited
to do today?

-I don't know.
-You don't know?

-Come on!
-[Bechnir] Hello, London!

[Bechnir] I thought there was
gonna be, like,

skyscrapers, and tall,
huge, like,

apartments or whatever.

And I didn't really see that,
'cause we're, like,

on the outskirts,
and we're in the, like,

north-south
or northeast or whatever.

And it's definitely --
north-south, holy sh*t.

Ooh, you guys making?
You guys got three plates out?

-Morning.
-Morning.

-You're all ready?
-[Baylen] Yeah, I'm ready to go.

-Want some eggs?
-Mnh-mnh.

Why are they yellow?

[Julie]
'Cause they're not in America,

where we put hormones
in everything in our food.

Oh, my God.
That's not it at all.

-Yes, it is.
-Here we go.

I'm so happy to be here.
We're in, literally, London.

I'm gonna just pretend
that I'm not jet-lagged.

I'm good.
We're good.

We're great.

Are you getting excited
for the Neupulse meeting?

Yeah.

That's what I'm pretty much
most excited about.

-I'm excited for the bus today.
-Yeah.

But I'm excited to see,

kind of, what the device
does and how it

works and more
information on it.

[Baylen] Neupulse could be
life-changing.

If this device works,
it could help me for 10 minutes,

it could help me for an hour,
it could help me going to

the grocery store,
or it could help me go to

a foreign country.

It could just make
my world flip.

I'd love to go to
a movie theater

for the first time.
-Oh, that'd be so fun.

-Something like that, right?
-Yeah.

Like, if it helps me 5%,
if it helps me no percent,

we're still...

There's still a reason
why we came here, and it's just

going out and finding
the next best thing.

[Julie] This is still gonna be
an amazing adventure.

-Yeah.
-I'm excited.

I have no idea what
even downtown London looks like.

[Julie]
Me neither.

Tell Colin he can
stand there with the guy

with the buffalo head hat.

Colin wants to meet
the king, OK?

I had to break the news to him

that that probably
won't f*cking happen.

Why am I learning all
these weird things about Colin?

He wants to meet the king.
He's riding in on a horse,

on the wedding.
-Mm-hmm, and thinks he can get
lessons from the king

to ride the horse.
-That sounds fantastic.

OK.

What did the wedding planner
have to say about Colin

and his horse?
-[Baylen] Oh, God.

I don't even know.

Colin and I met up
with the wedding planner,

and she basically told us
that we spent too much money

on our venue, which is putting
a huge squeeze

on the rest of the budget.

[Julie] Hi, kids.
You guys can pick a plate.

All right, I'm gonna get going
with one of those bacons.

-Colin's.
-[Julie] Ugh!

So, sometime on this trip,
me and Colin need to talk

to my parents
about the struggles

we're having with the wedding.

[Julie] OK, I'm not trying
to rush anybody,

but we do have to make

sure that we get out of here
for the bus.

[Bechnir]
I am not even --

[Julie] Let's get scooting,
'cause I don't want to be late.

OK, sweet.

Do I want to have
the conversation

on a double-decker bus?
No.

But our wedding is only
nine months away,

and the clock is ticking
to figure it all out.

f*cking b*tches,
f*ck b*tches get money.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

to the London
Hop-On-Hop-Off bus tour.

Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.

Pick a d*ck, b*tch!

The tour and the tour guide
are awesome,

but I can definitely feel
Baylen's tics escalating

the longer
that we're on this bus tour.

[punk music playing]

♪♪ I'm ready to go out, yeah ♪♪

♪♪ Right before
[indistinct lyrics] ♪♪

♪♪ The boys are getting rowdy ♪♪

♪♪ [indistinct hollering] ♪♪

♪♪ I can see the [indistinct] ♪♪

-[Colin] I'm excited for all
the history that we're --
-Guys look, there it is.

I love it.
It's original.

It almost looks like
an old fire truck at the front.

It's so charming.

I'm so excited to go see
the sights of London today.

We're going on a bus tour,
but I'm just a little bit

nervous with how
my tics will be.

Whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

Eat a bag of chips!

m*therf*cker.

Hey, man -- how's it going?
I'm Russell.

Nice to meet you.
My name's Sven.

Sven, lovely to meet you, too.
Please sit there.

-Sir, what's your name?
-Bechnir.

Bechnir -- grand.
Nice one.

-Take a seat, please.
-[short whimper]

Lovely to meet you.

Of course,
the tour guide is bald.

I just can't catch a break.

-No breaks catched.
-You're bald, sir!

-Madam, lovely to meet you, sir.
Welcome to London.
-Thank you.

I made it all of five seconds.
Five seconds.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome

to the London
Hop-on, Hop-off Bus Tour.

The only tour that's a mix
of history, comedy, and loads

of traffic.
Hopefully not.

So, here we go.

On your left-hand side,

we have good
old Father Thames...
-[short whimper]

...London's largest body
of water and also

claimed to fame
for being a river and biohazard

at the same time.

Quick little fact,
if you fall in,

we're not gonna fetch you out --

you'll become part
of this historical tour.

And right next to it,
you can see the magnificent

London Eye.
-You're bald!

[Russell]
There are 32 capsules.

Each capsule holds 25 people,
so 800 people capacity.

There is so many stimulants
on this bus tour for my tics.

[Russell]
Goes around at 26 centimeters

per second to allow people
to get on and off.

[Baylen] I'm using
every CBIT technique --

whispering my tics

or trying to make them as quiet
as possible

so that my urge can
still be let out, but I'm not

distracting or hurting
anyone's feelings.

OK, here we go.
Next stop, Piccadilly Circus.

-Pick a d*ck, b*tch!
-Hit it, driver!

-[muffled laughter]
-Hit it, b*tch!

Park Plaza that d*ck.
Park that d*ck.

-Ah, Big Ben -- now, Big Ben --
-'Ello. 'Ello. 'Ello.

Big Ben is actually the name
of the bell, not the building.

The bell weighs 13.7 tons.

-Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.
-And like my ex-missus,

it kicks off once an hour,
and expects

to be listened to by everyone.

You know, I wasn't really
paying attention.

I was just trying to grab
branches off the tree.

-But I'm learning a little bit.
-You saw Big Ben.

Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

How long have you guys been
in London for?

-A day.
-A day?

-Thursday -- yeah.
-Are you enjoying --

is it your first time
in London?

-Yes.
-Yeah? Yeah?

-Enjoying it?
-Mm-hmm.

What food have you tasted
so far?

Have you had
pie, mash, and liquor?

-No -- I hope.
-No?

-He's 15, OK he's not --
-No liquor.

Yeah.
Actually, liquor is the term

for a sauce we put
on the pie.
-Oh!

Yeah -- I --

as opposed to --
yeah, because you call liquor

"booze" in the States.

-Yes.
-A little booze on the bobby.

-What's a bobby?
-I don't know.

So if you go in and ask
for pie, mash, and liquor,

you're not gonna get drunk
on it.

What's on the list of to-dos?

Any major things
you want to see?

He wants to meet King Charles.

[laughing]

-[Allen] Yeah.
-Well, yeah, OK.

I mean, later on,
if the flag's flying high,

you know he's at home,

maybe go and have
a knock on the front door.

-[Colin] Yeah...yeah.
-Give it a whirl.

Name another king
in the world.

He's got to be the only king
in the world.

-No, there's more kings.
-Where?

There's, like, the prince of
Greece and,

like, the prince of
all these other...
-That's princes.

Yes, but they obviously
have fathers.

I just want to have dinner
with the king.

-Go on.

Why don't they carry ranch
in the UK?

Ranch?
What's ranch?

-You -- you don't know
what ranch is?
-No.

-It's a condiment.
-No way!

-Yes.
-Is it, like -- is it liquid-y?

-Is it dry?
-It's a dressing.

It's a liquid-y dressing.

I'm so disappointed I don't
have ranch on me right now,

or else his world...

would be changed.
Poof, mind-changing.

-Suck on donkey ba*ls, b*tch.
-[Russell] Unfortunately
this one --

it's in the --
-p*nis!

[Russell continues
indistinctly]

Take a d*ck, b*tch!

-[Russell]...off the top
of my head.
-'Ello.

'Ello. 'Ello.

Good day, there, gov'nah.

The tour and the tour guide
are awesome,

but I can definitely feel
Baylen's tics

escalating the longer
that we're on this bus tour.

This is a lot of stimulation
for someone with Tourette's.

-Fantastic.
-Fantastic d*ck.

I really hurt my hand

It's gonna be
bruised tomorrow.
-[Colin] Yeah.

It kind of hurt my pinky.

-I'm sorry.
-It's OK.

[Russell continues indistinctly]

So I hurt my hand by chopping
the metal thing

in front of the seat.

My tics are escalating on
the bus because I'm able to see

and look out and yell
at people.

-f*ck you b*tch.
-[Russell]
I beg your pardon, sir.

And then the other one is
because the bus is filled.

[squealing]

Oh, I really needed
to let that out.

Hoo-wee, hoo-wee!

And then it's a new place.

New time, new environment.

I'm stressed
and overstimulated.

So we'll be coming past
the grounds, the rear

of Buckingham Palace,
the Queen's Garden,

or His Majesty's Garden now.
Yeah.

So if the flag's up, as I say,
it means he's in residence.

If it's halfway down
and upside down,

have a mild panic,

'cause I don't know what it
means, but yeah.
-f*cking b*tch.

[Russell]
Look, so on your phones...

Any time her tics become
pretty overwhelming,

I tell her to just let me know,

'cause she gets the urge,
so just to let me know

before she does it,
and I can put my arm there,

and she can hit my arm
versus hurting herself.

[Russell] So, yeah, this is
Buckingham Palace to your right,

or the Gardens
of Buckingham Palace.

And we'll go past that
later on.

This is more bruised
than my hand.

This hurts a lot, honestly.

So, I'm going to need some ice
on that when we get back.

[Russell] Yeah, so this is
Westminster Abbey.

Now, further down here,
you'll see there's another

church, and it actually
looks like a mosque...
-[thump, thump, thump]

...but it's a Byzantine church,

and inside,
when you go inside...

I can definitely see
that the tics are escalating,

and I think what makes me
uncomfortable is that

I'm seeing some self-destructive
kind of tics,

and I haven't seen those
in a while.

[Allen]
This is exactly why we wanted
to come to London,

and try the Neupulse device.
If this device works,

these moments could be so much
more enjoyable for Baylen.

[Russell]
...and it's never been finished.

Why, I do not know.

I mean, obviously,
couldn't afford to pay

the payments and decorate,
but...

[Baylen]
This tour guide is super fun,
and I want to see

all of London,

but my tics are too bad,
and this is just too much.

Right now, I just feel like

I need to get off this bus
as soon as possible.

Colin?

I --

[Russell continues indistinctly]

[indistinct background
conversation]

[tense music plays]

I watch one --
a mate of mine said, "Come on,

I'm gonna go
to a game, yeah."

My word.
I couldn't believe it.

We got there at 9 o'clock
in the morning.

There were barbecues going,
all sorts of things.

My tics have not been this bad
in a really long time,

and I'm just really thankful

that the bus tour is
almost over.

This is Horseferry Road,
so we've come around in

a massive circle.
-[Baylen] Shut up, b*tch.

You're winning!

OK, ladies and gentlemen,
don't get out the tissues,

but this is
the end of the tour.
-[imitates buzzer]

[Russell] It's been lovely
to have you all aboard.

[Julie]
Baylen was a little bit
on fire with her tics.

She's self-harming.

Like, those are the tics
that beat her down.

-[clapping]
-Thank you so much,
ladies and gentlemen.

[Julie] But we're so proud that
she pushed through and finished

the bus tour.

Like, there's always a balance
that's occurring between making

sure the whole family's OK,
but also making sure that

Baylen has what
she needs to be OK.

[Allen] Russell knocked it out
of the park.

-Russell was super cool.
-[Julie] Yeah, he's awesome.

That tour guy was...
amazing.

-The tour was amazing.
-[Allen] What do you guys think?

Do you guys want to do anything
else before we head back

to the house?
-[Baylen] Me and Colin are gonna

go to the Big Ben
and take pictures.

-We're going to walk over here.
-[Baylen] Have fun.

Let's just catch up
in a few.

We planned on doing
more sightseeing today,

but today has been a lot
for me already.

It got cold all of a sudden.

Look how pretty Big Ben is,
though.

[Colin]
Yeah.

So I would rather just get
my picture with Big Ben here

and go back to our rental
and have a relaxing,

peaceful night.

-Well, that was a lot of fun.
Anybody tired?
-Yeah.

-I don't know.
-What do you guys want
to do now?

-What do you want to do now?
-Why don't we go grab
some ice cream?

-I'll go grab some ice cream.
-I don't want ice cream.

-They probably do.
-I'll go.

-OK, come on -- let's go.
-[indistinct chatter]

We're going to grab some
ice cream.

[Julie] All right, we'll just
meet you over there then.

-OK, perfect.
-We'll wait for
Baylen and Colin.

-[Candy] Perfect!
-I know they're
doing their thing.

-Oh, my God.
-All right.

That's exciting.

It's so helpful to have
my mom, Candy, here to help

with the boys.

[Allen]
Yeah, especially since our day's

already been an adventure,

and with how intense
Bay's tics have been today,

we really haven't had a chance
to check in with each other.

[Colin]
Yep.

d*ck!

My tics were
absolutely terrible.

My collarbone hurts,
my neck hurts, my head hurts,

my knees hurt.
So it's been a day.

What's crazy is
that we haven't seen her do,

like, the hitting thing
in forever.

Well, it is concerning.

I mean, it's not
like she's with strangers.

She's with us.

Like, if she was by herself,

would that be ten times worse,
a hundred times worse?

-I know, and it's like
she can't help it...
-It is concerning.

...'cause Colin kept saying
to her, "Just hit me instead.

Hit me."
-But she's like, "I can't."

I think it actually caught
her off-guard.

'Cause I don't think,
'cause her knowing that we're

going on a bus, right?
So she thinks she's separated

from a crowd,
when really you're not,

'cause you're seeing
all this stimulation around you,

so your body is
still being hyper-aware.

It's just overwhelming for her.

There's no quick shot to fix it,
but your mind still takes

you back to this hope
of the Neupulse.

[Allen] I'm so hopeful that
this device is gonna help Baylen

that I've almost willed myself
to believe it.

As a parent,
I'm just hoping that...

this device
gives her some relief

and gives her
some hope that...

there is something better
to look forward to,

because she needs it.

But other than my tics
on the tour,

the tour was really,
really cool.

-The tour guide was awesome.
-Yep.

Didn't say anything
about my tics.

Yeah.

Like, it was just
super, super cool to be, like,

with somebody
that doesn't care,

but also is as funny
and amazing as he was.

Yeah.
He was very funny.

You're bald.

You're bald.

You're bald.

But to be able to see all
of the history about the city,

which is just amazing.
-Oh, of course.

Like, this city is just crazy.
Like, it really is.

-The architecture.
-Yeah it is -- the people.

But you getting
on that thing?

-The eye?
-[Colin] Yeah.

-Absolutely not.
-[laughing] OK.

But speaking of, like,
tourist things and, like,

things to do, we still need
to talk to my parents.

About the wedding?

Yeah, it's just important
that we do it sooner than later.

d*ck down in Dallas,
you're not my meemaw.

Do I think that right now is
the right time to talk to them?

No.

It's been a really
long day, so...

It has, and I agree with you.

It doesn't need
to be today.

[Baylen] We have very limited
one-on-one time with my parents

on this trip because it's hard
to get my parents away

from the rest of the group.

So I'm honestly not sure

when me and Colin will be able
to talk to my parents.

But the longer we wait,

the harder it will be to pull
off our dream wedding.

[dramatic chord strikes]

[Baylen]
Bald b*tch.

There's a lot
of bald people in the UK.

[laughing]

Bald b*tch!

[ethereal electronic music
plays]

Make sure to order the cab
so we're not late.

Yeah, I already
ordered the cab.

I figured out how to do it.
There's like an app.

Oh, a little high-tech.

But your family's meeting us
there, right?

Yeah -- hopefully the traffic
isn't too bad.

Yeah.

My family's currently out
sightseeing right now.

Say hi.
We're on the London Eye.

Is anybody nervous?

After the bus tour yesterday,
Colin and I just decided

to have a quiet morning
at the house,

because I will not be going on
the London Eye.

I'm petrified of heights.

Once they're done, my family
is gonna meet us for lunch.

So, me and Colin are taking
a cab to go to a authentic pub

for the first time in London.
We're so excited.

Well, I'm so excited.
I don't know about Colin.

I'm excited, too.

What do you think is
British food here to eat?

Porridge.

I don't even
know what porridge is,

but I saw it
on a menu somewhere.

I'm like excited to try food,
but I'm also like,

such a picky eater
that I'm just like,

I don't know how far
I'm gonna be able to go.

We're not adventurous eaters.
Let's just put it that way.

We're both picky eaters,
but we do step out

of our comfort zones sometimes.

When in London,
get bangers and mash.

[trickling]

-I'm sorry, somebody's peeing --
-Is somebody peeing down...

the tube?

I think it's somebody going
to pee right now, right?

Let's wait and find out.

Oh, oh, oh.

[Colin]
Yeah, I think that's it.

Oh yeah...
Look at them, they're so cool.

Yep, this is us.

[Baylen] Well, wait, Colin,
he's getting out.

[driver sighs]

[Colin]
Good morning.

Good, how are you?

-[Colin] Oh, thank you.
-[Baylen] Oh.

Where are we off to?

We're going to
the Duke of Hamilton.

-Very nice.
-Thank you.

-Thank you.
-All right, you're welcome.

-You got everything, yeah?
-[Colin] Yes, yeah.

Thank you.

What is that?

-A little...proper.
-Fancy smancy.

Opening the doors?

[larynx squeeze] -- whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

I just want to let you know,
I have Tourette's Syndrome.

It's a neurological involuntary
motor and vocal disorder.

So, if you hear or see
anything that doesn't fit in,

then just ignore it.

Trust me,
you're in good company.

-You'll be all right.
-Thank you so much.

Thank you.

-All right.
-[larynx squeeze]

[driver speaking]

[Baylen] Have you lived
in London your whole life?

[Baylen speaking]

[driver speaking]

-OK.
-[Colin] Essex.

Growing up, like,
I don't know what it was,

but I, like, always wanted
a British accent.

There's something about...

[Colin]
Oh, I'm not...

Would you like some shrimp
on the bobby?

She's good.

OK.

You've got two choices.

[Baylen]
Two choices.

See, I can't be...

[attempting British accent]
You've got two choices.

You can either walk out
or go out the window.

-That's the best I got.
-Winduh-ooh!

You could either walk out.

-Say out.
-Out.

-That's it.
-Out.

You can throw it
out the window.

Your accent is like spot on
when you're ticcing,

but when you're not ticcing
and you're having

to think about it --

-It's harder.
-Yeah.

It's really hard.

'Ello. 'Ello.

'Ello.
-Spot on.

[driver speaking]

There is a device that is
currently going

through testing trials
for Tourette's.

And I'm going there to be
part of, like,

an informational meeting
to kind of see how the device

affects me
and affects -- and works

with my tics, basically.

It's definitely
groundbreaking.

We're pretty excited
to see, kind of...

You're bald, b*tch.

[Baylen]
Yeah.

There's a lot of bald people
in the UK.

Yeah, we're, like,

bald, too.
I don't...I have no idea.

They're everywhere.

I should have worked
with my CBIT therapist

with my bald tic
before I came here.

Mom even told me to work on it,
and I was like,

"No, it's not that annoying."

Bald b*tch.
It's not that --

like, it's really --
like, it's fine.

Bald b*tch!

I am extremely
comfortable

with this cab driver.

It's just really, really nice
to finally be understood

and not have to explain myself.

So, him just being himself made
the whole cab ride.

It's kind of...

exciting that our meeting
with Neupulse

is already tomorrow.

Like, it's really exciting
that it's just right

around the corner.

I feel, like, bad
that I'm excited to be here

and I'm grateful,
but I don't want to have

high expectations
going into this

because if it works,
it works.

If it doesn't, it doesn't.

I'm not gonna, like,
get upset -- and you're bald.

[Colin] You know, if it really
is this life-changing

and you're able
to maybe get it next year,

hopefully, maybe,

you know, that's something
that, you know, would really

help with pregnancy as well.
You know?

What?

Let's save the baby talk
for another day.

Why?

I -- it's a serious thing.

Whether the Neupulse device
works or it doesn't work,

I would like to still have
a conversation about babies.

Oh...I was like,

"You're throwing me
for another loop."

I, of course,
want a family with Colin,

and I want children.

However, Colin's next career
could be him working 24/7,

which would mean me at home
with the baby 24/7.

And it's very difficult
with the conditions that I have.

There's a lot of risks
and a lot of unknown,

which just puts a lot
of pressure on me.

I have
Tourette Syndrome, stupid.

[blows raspberry]

No, it's just you're not
talking about it.

You just keep pushing me back,
and I would like to eventually

be able to have a conversation
with you about it.

-OK.
-All right.

Yeah.

We can have
a conversation about it...

another day.

[Colin]
OK.

Another day, another time.
Maybe not in the back of a cab.

OK.

I haven't been ready to talk
to Colin about my concerns,

because I know that's --
that means everything to him,

is starting a family.

And I don't want this to cause
a rift in our relationship.

Itchy baby weiner.

-[gasp]
-[knocking]

There's a guy over there
in the corner laughing at me.

It's really hard to not pay
attention to the man

staring at me and laughing.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

Every time I tic, I want
to look at him and see, like,

"Is he laughing at me?
Is he making fun of me?

Like, do I tic right now?"

-[Baylen]Thank you so much.
-[driver]
It's been a pleasure.

[pop music plays]

-Oh, look.
-Hey, guys.

Hi, Bay.
Have you guys been in yet?

-No.
-[Allen] Who's hungry?

-Let's get some food.
-[Colin] Pretty hungry.

[pop music continues]

-[Julie] So cute.
-Hey, guys.

-How you doing?
-Hi.

-Bald b*tch -- [short whimper].
-Grab a seat wherever you like.

-[Julie] OK.
-I'll be over in a minute.

-[Julie] OK. I'm just gunna --
-This looks nice.

Are we here or here?

I'm so excited
going into this pub not knowing

anything about British food.

So I'm super excited to try,

let's hope, good food.
Let's hope.

I thought these bars and pubs
were loud

and lively
and entertaining

and bar fights
happen at like 7 o'clock.
-Everybody's like whispering --

[Baylen] d*ck!
Well, I'm not whispering, so...

Oh, I was like,
"What food is that?"

Oh, wait, those are specials
over there.

-Is that different over there?
-Spotted d*ck!

-[Colin] That's actually
what it says.
-[Baylen] d*ck.

I know nothing about food
in the UK.

I literally only know
that my kids have said,

"Mom, we hear the food here is
kind of gross."

Bechnir, mushy peas?

[Bechnir] Fish and chips
with a little brickle brackle.

I am a very adventurous eater.
I explore, I guide, I taste.

I do not personally like
exploring foods.

I just stick to my own lane.

Like, if the food doesn't
look good, I don't try.

Dad, what are you
gonna get?

d*ck.
Spotted d*ck.

f*ck that b*tch.

[Allen]
Is there pictures?

-[Baylen] Shut the f*ck up.
-[Bechnir] My boogle broggle.

[Baylen] Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo.

[Julie]
I don't know.

d*ck.

Well, we could try that --

-I don't know.
-[Baylen] Spotted.

-Alone in a safari.
-[Julie] I'm so sorry.

-An itchy...baby...weiner.
-That's not funny.

Today, much like
any other day...

is a difficult day
for Baylen.

d*ck.

With all the crazy menu items
on the chalkboard,

I think Bay's getting
towards her limits today.

[Baylen] I'm gonna get
the bangers and mash.

Someone get fish and chips,
and we'll get

the bubble and squeak.

My tics on the bus yesterday
were more physical,

and the tics today at the pub
have been more vocal.

-Guys, how we getting on here?
-I have a couple questions.

-Yeah.
-[Allen] That's what
I was gonna say.

One, I have Tourette's,
so I would just like

to let you know I have a tic
where I call people bald.

So it's absolutely nothing
against you.

-He gets it all the time.
-Yeah, he does.

Um...[short squeaks].

What is spotted d*ck?

[server]
Spotted d*ck...

So it's a sponge with some,
like, dried fruits inside,

so raisins, currants,
and it's served with a custard

on the side.
-OK.

-Chip, butty, butty?
-Chip butty.

Anything that's a butty is

between two slices of bread
like a sandwich.

-So it's carbs on carbs.
-Oh, OK.

-OK, I like that.
-[server] Yeah.

Sorry.

[Colin speaks indistinctly]

I don't really recall waiting
on someone with Tourette's.

Objection!

We do get a lot
of American guests coming in.

I guess you maybe
aren't familiar with UK cuisine.

But I think in this line
of work, you've just got to roll

with the punches,
accept people at face value.

OK, I want to try a beer.
I've never tried beer before.

-[server] OK.
-[Baylen] Where do I start?

-I'd probably start
on a lager.
-OK.

[Colin speaking]

OK, we're going straight
to there.

I think we'll maybe start
with the light lager

and see where we go
from there, yeah?

-OK.
-OK.

[Baylen]
I have never tried beer before

because I've never been
interested in it.

But the reason why I'm trying
beer for the first time

in London is
because there's a pub

on every single corner,
basically.

So what better place
to try beer than here?

I tell you what, I'll bring
you a taste of the Alpaca.

You can try it as well.

-Can I?
-All right, yeah.

What about the vinegar
on the fish and chips?

Comes on the side, buddy,
you can add as much

or as little
as you want.

An itchy baby weiner.

-[restaurant chatter]
-[knocking]

There's a guy over there
in the corner laughing at me.

Which corner?

The left-hand corner
over there.

[Colin] To your left.
He's in the corner.

He just turns around,
stares, and laughs.

d*ck!

[Allen] It's just
the way it is.

[Colin speaking]

Crazy.

[Baylen]
The environment is a little
bit small and echoey.

It's really hard to not pay
attention to the man

staring at me
and laughing.

Whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

Every time I tic, I want
to look at him and see, like,

"Is he laughing at me?
Is he making fun of me?

Like, do I tic right now?"

-Holy sh*t, dude.
-Can't fix everybody.

I expect it.
When I go out,

I totally expect that...

people are gonna stare.
People are gonna giggle.

People are gonna laugh.

But it bugs Baylen,
and it bugs Colin.

Like, your parents obviously
didn't raise you right.

[Colin] He's sitting over there
and he's like,

blatantly laughing at Baylen
and her ticcing.

And that's when the anger
starts to build

because it's like,
"How are you that rude?"

Whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

-[Allen] I thought it was.
-You have to be 18.

I'm trying to enjoy myself
the best I can with my family

and with Colin.

But it's so hard to when,
constantly in your corner,

you're being laughed
and mocked and stared at.

It just doesn't make
the experience fun.

And I just don't know
how much more I can take.

[Colin speaking]

God damn!

d*ck!

[Colin speaking]

Colin would want to have babies
yesterday with his timeline.

-What?
-I just don't think
I've expressed to him...

my concerns.

We're making every
life decision in a matter of,

like, six months.

And now you wanting babies
on top of it is...

It's about wanting a family.

We spoke
to the wedding planner.

OK.

Told us to lower
our expectations, or...

increase our budget.
-Increase the --

And we have an ask.

Don't throw anything stupid
out right now.

Shut up, b*tch.

Today is finally the day.
We are here to meet

people with Neupulse...

[short whimper]

...a device that helps
the frequency of tics.

Perfect.

And today I will be able
to try it on for the first time.

Do you feel anything yet?

Shut up, b*tch.