03x26 - Inventor Mentor

[bunniefuu]

[ Up‐tempo music plays ]
good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

[ Roars ]

Good morning.

Good morning!

[ Screaming ]

[ Groans ]

Hey, guys,
anybody got suggestions

On where I should
help a kid today?

I'm open to
wherever in the world.

How about the mall?

Eh, too far.

How about the birthplace
of italian karate!

And the best place
on earth

To get an authentic slice
of italian pizza.

But, pizza steve,
I just went to canada last week!

I think pizza steve is referring
to the country of italy.

Oh. Italy, huh?

Great idea, pizza steve.

Yeah, I know.

Anybody know
how to get there?

Just look for the country
shaped like a giant boot.

Thanks.

Isabella: [ italian accent ]
okay, let's try this again.

One egg,
nice and secure in it's place.

Now I'll gently
push this back and ‐‐

[ Splat! ]
Oh!

Well, so much for
the easy egg splitter idea.

[ Groans ]

How am I ever gonna be
a famous inventor

If all my inventions
are useless?

[ Screaming ]

[ Crashes ]

Uncle grandpa?

buon giorno, isabella.

[ Crashes ]

What are you doing here?

I'm here to help you deal with
the harsh realities of life.

It's kind of my thing.

You get a free ballpoint pen
on your third stamp.

I appreciate the visit.

But unless you have an invention
to make me a better inventor,

Maybe you should just
help someone else.

Inventor, huh?

Well, what if we got a really
famous inventor to help you out,

Like that historical guy

Who's named after
the karate turtle guy?

Are you talking about
italian renaissance man

Leonardo da vinci?

Yes!
Happy face stamp for belly bag!

Finally!

How do you plan on
getting da vinci to help me?

He's been dead
for hundreds of years.

Easy ‐‐
with the portal pill.

Just got to add water.
[ Drop! ]

[ Grunts ]

I'll be right back.
[ Zap! ]

Whee!

[ Slurps ]

Blech! Cold already?!

Necessity is
the mother of invention,

So I'll invent
the cup with a lid!

Are you leonardo da vinci,
the inventor of the lid?

€uh, yes, but ‐‐
‐you got to come with me.

Isabella,
meet leonardo da vinci.

Oh, my gosh!
It's really you!

Of course it's me.
Now, who are you?

Where am i?
What am I doing here?

Isabella
from the future here

Wants to be a great italian
inventor like you.

So I figured you could
teach her some tricks,

Maybe be
her inventor mentor.

Well, I'm here.

I suppose
I can take a look.

You're on, isabella.

Oh, my! Wow!

Okay, wait right there.

[ Sighs ]

This invention is called
a smellacopter.

You simply spin the propeller,

And it amplifies any smell
straight to your nose.

Eh, seems highly impractical.
What else you got?

This invention is called
the vac‐strap.

If I happen to be
making a mess of crumbs,

I simply walk forward,

And the vac‐strap
takes care of the mess.

Impractical!
Not worth my time.

Aren't you coming off
kind of strong?

No! I am an inventor,
not a support coach!

I was talking about
your body odor.

It's coming off
kind of strong.

Oh! I've got one more
I think you'll like!

This is
the super cooler straw.

When you drink
from the straw,

The liquid
triggers the fan to operate.

[ Slurp! Pop! ]

Helps you stay cool
while you hydrate.


Cool!

No, not cool!

This is the worst idea
yet!

Well, can't you offer some of
your professional advice?

That's kind of
why I brought you here.

Fine.
Here's some advice ‐‐

Necessity is
the mother of invention,

So stop inventing impractical
things that nobody needs

And leave the real inventing
to me ‐‐

You know,
the thing I was doing

Before someone yanked me into
a future portal.

Oh, yeah? What have you invented
that's so great,

Besides some dumb lid?

Oh, you'll see!

As a matter of fact,
all of italy will see!

[ Laughing evilly ]

I'm just gonna borrow
these tools right here.

Did leonardo da vinci
just steal my tools?

Yeah.
This didn't go as planned.

Well, maybe he should
just keep the tools

Since my inventions
are no good.

Hey,
don't talk like that!

I think you're a great inventor,
and I'll prove it to you!

But in the meantime,
we should get your tools back

And stop da vinci
before he does something crazy.

€come on!
€okay!

He's pretty old, so he couldn't
have gotten very far.

Excuse me. Have you two
spaghetti slurpers

Seen a crazy‐looking
renaissance guy

With a bunch of tools
running by here?

[ Poink! ]
Thanks.

€da vinci, where are you?!
€da vinci?!

€oh!
€do you see him?

No, but I just thought of

A completely unique and original
photo opportunity.

Here.

Hold on.
I got to stretch first.

[ Groans ]

Okay, ready.

Thanks.
Now let's find da vinci.

€da vinci, you out here?
€da vinci?

Excuse me, sir, have you seen
leonardo da vinci around here?

Hey! Hey, you!

Um, you realize that's just
a statue, right, uncle grandpa?

Yeah, I know. I was talking to
that caterpillar guy.

€hey, you!
€no! I haven't seen him.

Now stop yelling already!

Sorry to bother you.

Come on.
Let's keep looking.

Da vinci, you out here?

Da vinci, da vinci!

€where are you, da vinci?
€where are you?

Come out, come out,
wherever you are!
Da vinci?

Da vinci!

Uh, uncle grandpa, I don't think
we're in italy anymore.

Whoops.
How'd we end up in canada?

Back we go.

Man, we searched all of italy,
but I guess he's gone.

We should assume he didn't mean
anything by that evil laugh

And just
buy some new tools.

Yeah, I guess.

Then I can
go back to inventing

More useless,
impractical junk.

Hey, speaking of
impractical, useless junk,

Check out
this crazy oversized boat.

That boat can't even maneuver
through these narrow canals.

Is that da vinci
on that thing?

[ Laughs evilly ]

That's right!
It's me!

I just built
italy's largest gondola!

Why'd you make
such a big boat

That can't even fit under
the many bridges of italy?

I'm glad you asked!

Because I want to show you
my other invention

That will change
all of italy!

Introducing
the flood capsule!

Just got to add the water.

[ Drop! ]

Check it out!
[ Grunts ]

Uh‐oh.

Hey, what's going on?

What's with all the water?!

Necessity is
the mother of all invention.

And what, with the whole country
being underwater and all,

I'd say
this giant, oversized boat

Is somewhat
of a necessity now.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Just ask all of them!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Maybe I shouldn't have
taunted him.

You still have my tools,
you maniac.

Oh, you're right.

Here you go.

[ Whip! ]
Hey!

Oh, well,
it's not like

You'd invent anything practical
anyways.

ciao!
[ laughs evilly ]

What are we gonna do now,
uncle grandpa?

All of italy is underwater,
and it's all our fault!

Time to get to work.

[ Pop! ]

Uh, yeah, uh.

Uh, there needs to be
a better way than that.

Wait a minute!

Uncle grandpa,
I'll be right back.

Okay. Just grab the biggest hat
you can find.

I think I'm finally
making some progress.

Isabella, you're back.

That's not a hat
you brought with you.

Nope.

It's a super‐flood‐reversal
straw I just invented.

€try it on.
€sweet.

Now open wide.

When I turn on the vacuum,

It should suck in
with amplified pressure.

[ Suction whirring ]

Mama mia! It's working!

[ Engine revs ]

[ Splash! ]

[ Slurp! ]

[ Crashes ]

What happened to
my ocean breeze?!

[ Gasps ] what happened to
my ocean and my victims?!

Yeah! Whee!

Oh, why did I put in
that emergency slide?

[ Slurp! Pop! ]

[ Belches ]

Excuse me.
[ Cheers and applause ]

Wow, they must
really like burps.

They're cheering because

We just saved the country,
uncle grandpa.

How did you come up with
that thing?

I guess I learned that necessity
is the mother of invention.

Well take two.

I'll take 10!

I'll take 20!

I'll take 100, gabagoo.

[ Cheering ]

Thanks for your help,
uncle grandpa.

Anytime.

Bah. Big deal.

I'm still
the better inventor.

[ Pop! ]
Well, maybe you should
go back to renaissance times

And reinvent your attitude.

[ Zap! ]

In grandpa we trust.

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ gasps, screams ]

You guys want to see
a puppet show?

Fine.

Once upon a time,

There was a handsome,
green lizard man...

A good start.

...who smelled like
old gym socks

€and wet cardboard.
€hey!

He was best friends

With the most awesome
slice of pizza ever.

Who smelled like?

Who smelled like
delicious tomato sauce

And savory salami slices.

Aw, come on!

The two best friends
loved watching tv together,

'Cause they were
best friends.

I do love
a good piece of fiction.

One day, while the pals were
watching their favorite show,

A mysterious puppet theater
fell from the sky.

Before they could say
"what the flebus?"

A tiny, little
puppet show began

About two bestest buddies
who loved to watch tv together

'Cause they were
best friends.

[ As mr. Gus ] I do love
a good piece of fiction.

What the...i've got to get
a closer look at this nonsense.

Wait for me.

So one day while the chums
were watching tv,

A mysterious puppet theater
fell from the sky.

Before the friends could say
"whuzza huh?"

A meensy‐weensy little
puppet show began

About two closest chummy buddies
who loved to watch tv together

'Cause they were
best friends.

[ As mr. Gus ] I do love
a good piece of fiction.

Hey, guys.
Whatcha doing?

We're watching the puppet show
that you're putting on.

Wait a minute.
[ Whip! ]

If you're over there ‐‐

Look out! It's a trap!

[ Growling ]

That's all she wrote,
folks!

[ Screams ]

Hey, you, spit my friends out
right now!

[ Munches ]

So, what should we do while
we're waiting to be digested?

I know!
How about a puppet show?

♪♪

That was quite delicious.