04x15 - You Can't Handle the Tooth!

[bunniefuu]

I'm famous in space.

[ Slurping ]

Surely you must agree

with the influence Socrates had
on Plato.

Hmm. [ Slurps ]

On the contrary,

it was Aristotle himself
who proclaimed

Socrates was an exponent
of discovering forms

through investigation
of the natural world,

whereas Plato  

Uncle Grandpa: Mr. Gus!

Mr. Gus!
We got a problem!

Pizza Steve's missing!

So what's the problem?

I'm serious, Mr. Gus!

Oh, Pizza Steve,
where are you, buddy?!

My little greasy
wonder slice!

Aah!

You in here?

Pete see squee zee?

Show yourself,
my little cheesy munchkin!

He's not in here, either!

[ Sobs ]

I've looked everywhere
in the RV,

and he was nowhere
to be found!

Then I went
into his bedroom,

and I saw
some ominous signs.

Ominous signs, huh?

Pretty ominous, right,
Mr. Gus?

[ Sighs ] C'mon.

I'm sure he's around
here somewhere.

Pizza Steve?

[ Gasps ]
Mr. Gus! Look!

I see another clue!

Follow me!

An empty bottle
of mouthwash!

[ Gasps ]
Look at this!

What is this?

I'm pretty sure
that's dandruff.

Shhh!
Mr. Gus! I'm thinking!

Maybe...Maybe...

Mm hmm, uh huh.

[ Striking ]

[ Babbling ]

[ Streak! ]

Mmmm!

[ Pop! ]

Just as I suspected.

It's fairy dandruff!

And look!

It's leading to a hole
in the wall!

[ Insect buzzing ]

The kidnapper must've escaped

through here
with Pizza Steve!

Hmm. I suppose that is
a little peculiar.

A glittery feather,

fairy dandruff,
and mouthwash?

Of course!

There's only one person
capable of doing this!

[ Pop! ]

Oh, my gosh,
you're right!

It's Tiny Miracle!

Did somebody say  

You monster!

What did you do
with Pizza Steve?!

Ow!

To think
I could trust you!

[ Grunting ]

Not him, Uncle Grandpa!

I meant the Tooth Fairy!

The Tooth Fairy?!

Why didn't you say so?

Sorry, Tiny Miracle.

[ Malfunctioning voice ]
No problem, Uncle Grandpa.

[ Low voice ]
I'll remember this.

But how do you find
the Tooth Fairy, Mr. Gus?

[ Sobs ]

I'm just going to take
this piece of paper

that says "the Tooth Fairy's
Weekly Planner"

and blow my sorrows away!

[ Blows nose ]

Would you give me that?!

According to this,

her next stop is Tiger's room
tomorrow night.

We need to capitalize

on the Tooth Fairy's
love of teeth!

And I think I know
just the thing.

[ Insects chirping ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Roars ]

[ Farts ]

Mm hmm!

[ Gasps ] Oh!

[ Bones crack ]
Aah! My back!

[ Sighs ]

[ Sniffs ]

I think I smell teeth
under there!

[ Pop! ]

[ Mouthwash swishes ]

And what do we have here?

Whoa!

Look at the size of you two!

You've got to be
the biggest teeth

I've ever laid eyeballs on!

Come to mama!

[ Twinkling ]

[ Maniacal laugh ]

Oh, what a find!

Say hello to your new family,
my jumbo incisors.

Rest easy now.

The coast is clear.

We better move our behinds
before she comes back.

You're right!
Time to move our behinds!

♪♪
I'm moving it!

How's this, Mr. Gus?

Huh? Huh? Is this okay?

Uncle Grandpa! No!

I meant we better hurry up
and find Pizza Steve

before the Tooth Fairy
comes back!

You're right!

Pizza Steve, you here?!

This place sure gives me
the heebie jeebies.

These look like
Pizza Steve's sunglasses!

Hey, Uncle Grandpa,
check this out!

[ Muffled ] Better yet,
check me out!

Just call me
Tusky Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa!
[ Clatter ]

We need to stay
focused, man!

[ Sing song voice ]
Pizza Steve?

Little Steven?

You in here?

Can I help you,
buster?

Both: Pizza Steve?!

[ Snap! ]

Hello? Huh!

[ Creaking ]

Is this what
I think it is?

Indeed it is.

An honest to goodness,
real life toothy trap.

And you'd better
get used to it,

because there ain't no way
we're getting home.

Pizza Steve!

You're alive!

[ Pop! ]
I was so worried!

You better have a good
explanation for this.

Tooth Fairy:
I believe I can tell you!

You can thank
your little greasy friend!

He's been fooling me into
giving him money for years

by putting fake teeth
under his pillow!

The Tooth Fairy!

At last we meet!

Shh! I got this!

The Tooth fairy!
At last we meet.

Pizza Steve, how could you steal
from the Tooth Fairy?!

Bros!

I don't know what
she's talking about!

Oh, really?
Then how do you explain this?

[ Clatter ]

This is just a bunch
of white rocks on a string!

Heh, there's a logical
explanation for that.

And this looks like
a wood log!

[ Smack! Pop! ]

It is a wood log!

That little trickster

was putting those items
under his pillow,

painting them white and trying
to pass them off as teeth!

Shame on you, Pizza Steve.

Hey, c'mon!

You can't blame a guy for
wanting a good deal, can you?

And when you think
about it,

I was doing the Tooth Fairy
a favor

by giving her something
different every year.

I see it as a good deed.

Oh, do you?
And you know what they say.

No good deed goes unpunished!

As for you two,

trespassing on fairy property
is a mythical offense.

The price you three will pay
for tricking me,

stealing from me,
trespassing on my property

will be...The Ground Clacker!

From the abscesses of the
deepest rotten root canal,

I summon thee, Clacker!

[ Snarling ]

[ Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! ]

[ Screaming ]

Can't we
work this out?!

[ Laughs ]

I don't think so!

Now prepare
to meet your end  

[ Bones crack ]
Ow! Aah! Ow! Ow!

Gah!

[ Growling ]

Something wrong,
Tooth Fairy?

Aah!
It's this darn sciatica!

It's been the death of me
for hundreds of years!

[ Bones crack, screams ]

I know what you mean.

Being a multiple
centenarian myself,

I've developed all kinds
of aches and pains.

And when I do,
I sure wish

someone would give me
some relief.

[ Pop! Ting! Ploop! ]

Group huddle!

[ Whispering indistinctly ]

Miss Tooth Fairy, ma'am,

I think I know a way
we can help you.

Aah!
Really? How?

If I tell you,
do you promise

to forgive Pizza Steve
and let us go?

Aah! Yes! Yes!

Anything to alleviate
my wretched state!

Ohh. I can't thank
you enough, boys.

This corset made out
of your teeth

is the perfect cure
for my condition!

The dental arrangement really
contours my figure nicely!

Don't you think?

Well, I believe this trade
squares us up.

And with that,
I bid you a good tooth a loo!

[ Slam! ]

[ Elderly voice ]
I guess that's that.

[ Elderly voice ] Yep,
it was a pain in my gums.

But I'm glad we finally
got to strike a deal.

Not to mention, I really made
out in the trade!

If I do say so myself.

[ Elderly voice ] Hey,
lookin' good, Uncle G!

Bros, from
this moment forward,

I promise to never
double cross anyone again!

Pizza Steve has found the error
of his ways!

Ugh!

h*, h*!

You've been a very naughty boy,
Pizza Steve!

I believe it's time you give me
back my stocking stuffers!

Maybe I spoke too soon.

[ Sloop! ]

[ Cracking, shatters ]

Ha! You blinked!

Oh, boy,
this doesn't look good.

The patient's white blood cells
look super weird.

Dr. Uncle Grandpa,

you got your mustache caught up
under the microscope.

Oops.

[ Snipping ]

Butter Knife. Stat.

Clamp.

Ooh.
That's the good stuff.

[ Giggles ]

[ Squirt! ]

Uh oh! Pizza Steve!

The super sticky tape!

One minute, Uncle G.

I'm swiping through
some pippin' hot matches

on this sweet dating app.

[ Monitor beeping ]

Give me the tape!

I wasn't kidding about
the super sticky part.

Uncle Grandpa,
I think we're losing him!

Do not fear!

Because I, Dr. Uncle Grandpa,

swore to uphold
the ethical standards

of the Hippocratic oath

and treat the sick to
the best of my ability.

Now, Pizza Steve, please.

Give me the lumpy bag
of sour cream.

Please work, please work,
please work!

[ Gurgling ]

[ Beeping quickens, flat line ]

[ All gasp ]

Is...Is that it?

It's over,
Uncle Grandpa.

I'm still hungry.

I'm starving.

Me too.

Let's get hot dogs.

I saw a new place opened up
down the street.

[ Flat line continues ]