04x18 - Lil' Mac

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What's that terrible smell?

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Mr. Gus: Hey, guys.

I'd like you to meet my one
and only nephew, Lil' Mac.

Come on, little buddy.
Don't be shy.

Attaboy.

Awesome, dude.
Whoa!

Mr. Gus,
I didn't know you had a nephew.

Hey, there, Lil' Mac.

I'm Uncle Grandpa.

Go on.
Say hi to the fellas.

So, what special activities do
you guys have planned for today?

Since the yard needs some work,
I thought me and the nephew

could tag team some
of those outdoor chores.

Show 'em why the Guses
got these green thumbs.

Ah choo!

But as it turns out, the little
tyke has some vicious allergies

and can't help
his Uncle Gus.

[ Sighs ]
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I promised my sis I'd look after
Lil' Mac for the day,

but I can't leave the yard
in that condition,

or we'll get a write up
from the HOA.

I got an idea, Mr. Gus!

We can look after Lil' Mac
while you do your yard work.

Yeah, and I can teach him
how to be just like Pizza Steve!

Ah choo!

Say, guys,
that would be great.

But are you sure you can handle
the responsibility?

Mr. Gus, please.

We're professionals.

All right, you guys.
I owe you one.

Lil' Mac, I'll see you
in a little bit.

Don't worry, Mr. Gus.
We got you covered.

Man, you couldn't ask for
a better group of friends.

So, Lil' Mac, what do you say
we give you a tour of the RV?

[ Banging ]

[ Both gasp ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, bro, no!

You bashed up
our precious TV!

I got to fix this ASAP.

Where did you get
this baseball bat, anyway?

No, no!
No more bat!

[ Crying ]

What the heck
is going on in here?

Is everything okay?

Oh, uh, hey, Mr. Gus.
How's it going?

We're just doing, uh,
you know, kid stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally.

No big deal.
Nothing to worry about.

You mean to tell me I catch
you guys, a bat and a hammer,

and Lil' Mac crying
in the middle,

and there's nothing
to worry about?

Why, no, Mr. Gus,
we swear.
He was totally hitting the TV with the bat.

We caught him
with the bat,

and he was bashing
the side of the TV.
Then I came up with the hammer to fix the TV,

and then he started crying.
We don't even know
where he got it.

You expect me
to believe that story?

No nephew of mine would ever
do such a horrible thing.

Isn't that right,
my wittle angel?

[ Blink! Blink! ]

Now, listen, you two.

You play nice with Lil' Mac

and look after him
like responsible adults.

Come on, you guys.
I know you're better than this.

Well, Lil' Mac,
all good little boys

love to play
with good little toys.

Let me see if I can pick out
a good one

from my prized collection.

Oh, yes, the limited edition
Weird Man action figurine

with Weird Man's
signature weird action pose.

And you're gonna
love this.

It's time to get weird!

Only 40 of these bad boys
were ever made.

Why don't you
try it out?

Uh, Lil' Mac, wh wh wh whatcha
doing, little buddy?

Lil' Mac!
I don't think that's how you
play with the Weird Man doll!

No, no!
Hand over the doll, man!

Please don't!
Please!

There were only 40 made!
Don't be foolish.

No!
No!

How could you?
Why'd you do it?

Weird Man!

Stay weird, America.

[ Crying ]
What the heck
is wrong with you, man?

You just destroyed
Uncle G's favorite toy!

Have you no conscience?

Have you no moral code?!

[ Cries ]
Wait!

We got to stop
this little terror

from squirmin'
and squawkin'.

Got anything,
Belly Bag?

I did just finish
knitting this!

It's a tiny armless
turtleneck sweater.

Perfect!

Your reign of terror
has come to an end.

We can't have a little devil
like you wrecking the RV

and destroying
our peaceful lives.

You're staying out here
for a little while.

Yeah, consider that a time out,
Uncle Grandpa style!

Oops!
Almost forgot about trash day.

Man, life sure is
a lot better

without that little hooligan
around.

Hey, guys!
How's it going?

Where's my little angel
of a nephew?

Wait a second.

Where is my Lil' Mac?

Well, uh, uh,
he's, uh...

He's taking a nap
in Uncle G's racecar bed!

[ Chuckles ]
All tuckered out, huh?

Well, I'm wrapping up out here,

so I'll see you guys in a few
and we'll go wake him up.

That was some good thinking
back there, Pizza Steve.

Mr. Gus might be mad at us

if he knew we put Lil' Mac
in a time out.

Yeah, but he's gonna come
back inside any second now!

Calm down.

All we have to do is get
Lil' Mac out of the time out

before Mr. Gus gets back.

Okay, Lil' Mac, I think
you've learned your lesson.

You can come back in now.

Lil' Mac?
He's not here!

Looks like the shelf
we left him on broke

and he landed
in those trash cans.

[ Whistling ]

BOTH: [ Gasp ]
Did you see that?

The sweater!

[ Humming ]

My Lil' Mac.

Oh, no, Pizza Steve!

Lil' Mac is in the trash can,
and Mr.  

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Chill.

All we have to do
is sneak back inside,

wait for Mr. Gus to finish up,

then run back out and snatch
Lil' Mac from the trash.

And bam!

We're home free!

Oh, hey, guys!
What are you two doing out here?

Oh, uh, oh...
Uh, oh...

You forgot this bag
of lawn trimmings, Mr. Gus.

Oh, why, thank you.

Wouldn't want to have this bag
dirtying up the clean yard.

Whew!
Whew!

You know, guys,

I'm sorry I gave you a hard time
earlier with Lil' Mac.

[ Both gasp ]

I owe you two a deep debt
of gratitude.

Mr. Gus, no!
No, wait!

No! No! Wait! Don't do it!
Wait, no!

Uh...
Don't do it, man!

M M M Mr. Gus,
please, don't do it.
Please, no!

Just don't!

What the heck are you guys
talking about?

What's the big deal?

The trash can!
No, no! Don't do it!

Don't put the trash!

Huh?

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, man,
you guys are lifesavers!

Imagine me putting
yard trimmings

in the regular trash can

instead of the environmental
green waste bin.

[ Laughs ]

All right, I'm going to go
wash the filth off myself,

and then we can get Lil' Mac
back to my sister.

You guys wake him up, and I'll
see you in a few minutes.

Okay, Mr. Gus!

All right, Uncle G.
We don't have much time.

Let's get that little savage
out of the trash

and out of our lives.

Good riddance
to bad rubbish!

All right, you little dickens,
nap time's over.

Whoa!
Uncle G!

Oh, no, Pizza Steve!

We've got to do something!

But we'll never catch him
on foot!

We'll see about that!

Abraca toe jam!

Whoa!
Sweet ride!

Let's save that brat.

On foot, as it were.

Pizza Steve: All right,
we're gaining on him!

Uncle Grandpa:
The light's changing!

He's getting away!

Don't worry.
The light's gonna change.

Out of order?!
Out of order?!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no,
oh, no, oh, no, oh, no!

I can't believe
we lost him, dude!

I know!

I don't even want
to think about

what that poor little tyke
must be going through.

And I don't want to think about
what Mr. Gus is gonna do to us

when he finds out
what happened!

What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?

[ Humming ]
Where is the little tyke?

Oh, Mr. Gus,
please forgive us.
Please don't maim us!

We're sorry!
Have mercy!

What's going on,
you guys?

Lil' Mac,
where are you?

This isn't funny.

When my sister calls,
it's gonna be  

[ Telephone ringing ]
[ Gasps ]

Hello?
Hi, Becky.

Mm hmm.

Lil' Mac.

Huh.

[ Both crying ]

Lil' Mac!
Lil' Mac!

[ Blows nose ]

Hmm.
Okay, great!

Bye, sis!

Thanks, guys!

I don't know how you did it,
but I owe you one.

Both:
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Good morning, gentlemen.
Ready for round 2?

What's that?

Uncle Pizza,
Uncle Grandpa!

Lil' Mac?
Lil' Mac?

Yay!

Pizza Steve: No, no, no!

Thanks for watching Lil' Mac
again, big brother.

He couldn't stop talking about
how much fun he had yesterday!

No problem, sis!

They're just great
with kids!

Okay, Gus, see you
after my double shift.

Take your time, sis.

See you tonight.

Uhhh.

[ Sighs ]

[ Muttering, snoring ]

[ Laughs ]

He's out.
Total sleepsville.

All right.
Let's do it.

[ Both chuckling ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both laughing ]

Both: Go, Grandpa!
Go, Grandpa!

It's your birthday!
It's your birthday!

[ Both laugh ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both laughing ]

Oh, my goodness.

How do we top this one?

We really should share this
with the world, bro.

[ Both laughing ]

Man, that's beautiful.

Nice work today, bro.

You too, Pizza Steve.
You too.

[ Wind whistling ]

Oh, you guys!

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That was quite delicious.