04x20 - Tongue Tied

[bunniefuu]

I enjoy talking to you!

[ Cow moos ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Uh, do I stand like this?

No.

Like this?

I don't know!

Hi.

Aah!

Kristina just waved at me.

Oh, me, oh, my.
Oh, golly, oh, gosh.

[ Groans ]

Okay, Ricky,
just go up to Kristina

and use your mouth
to speak words.

[ Babbling ]

Oh, geez,
that was not good.

You can say that again,
friend!

Uh, Uncle Grandpa?

You were expecting maybe
the Easter Bunny?

You're here to help me?

I've been in those nachos
for three hours,

so I hope
you need some help.

[ Laughs ]
But enough goofing around.

What seems to be
the problem, friend?

Well, gee, uh, I guess, uh,
I'm having trouble  

Having some trouble,
I gather.

Yeah, I can't  
I, uh, have trouble...

Going potty?

No!
Uncle Grandpa!

I want to ask Kristina
to dance with me,

but I get tongue tied
whenever I go near her.

[ Laughs ]
I know, I know.

I heard it all
from the nacho bowl.

I was just goofing around.

But enough goofing around.

Let's take a look inside that
there little mouth of yours.

[ Grunts ]

Mm, yes, I see.
[ Gasps ]

What's wrong?

Just as I thought.
You're tongue tied!

What are you gonna do?

Untie it, of course.

Whoops.

Hey, Uncle Grandpa,
try using this.

It's Frankenstein's
de tangling tongue spray

for small horses and boys.

All right!

[ Spraying ]

[ Coughing ]

Now, that's a beautiful
untangled glowing tongue.

Thanks, Frankenstein.

Uh, Uncle Grandpa?

Zoinks!

Curse you, Frankenstein!

Aah!
Make it stop!

[ Both screaming ]

[ Pbht! ]

[ Ting! ]

These circular shades

are certainly gonna get me
the honeys.

Hey!

Oh, radical!

My tongue!

We done here, or, uh...

Hey, gather around, everybody!

'Cause I'm the tongue that likes
to have fun! Ha ha!

[ Laughter ]

Hey, you mind
if I have a little sip?

Mmm!
Ooh, tasty punch!

[ Laughs ]
This guy.

Hey, teach,
where's your date?

Am I right, folks?

School drools.

Oh, party time!
[ Laughs ]

Yay!

[ All cheering ]

Wow, who'd have thunk
such a charming tongue

would come out
of your mouth?

The levels of irony
are off the charts.

I mean, here you are

having a hard time asking
a girl to dance  

Okay, I get it,
Uncle Grandpa.

Hang on,
I'm not finished.

Here you are having a hard time
asking a girl to dance,

but the very organ
that allows you to speak

is now cooler than you

and is charming the pants
off of everyone, even me.

Well, what do I do now?

I need my tongue back.

I have an idea
that's crazy enough to work.

Here's what you do.

You walk over
to the tongue

and ask him to go back
into your mouth.

[ Pop! ]

That's not a crazy idea.

It is if you're wearing
this crazy hat!

Say "cool"!

Cool. Cool.

Got to post this quick

so everyone knows I hang out
with cool people.

What's up, little buddy?

Can you go back
in my mouth, please?

Whoa, that's one crazy hat!

Ladies, snap a shot of me
with this crazy ol' hat!

OMG, he looks so cool
next to that stupid hat.

Hey, kid, thanks.
You really helped me score

some points with that
crazy hat of yours.

[ Muffled scream ]
Ladies!

Where were we?

[ Grunting ]

Get back in my mouth!
[ Gags ]

[ Laughter ]
What the?

Hey, hey, oh, crazy hat over
here's trying to eat me!

Get up on out of here!

Ah!

[ Groans ]

So, how'd it go?

[ All cheering ]

[ Guitar riff plays ]

[ Sighs ]

Uncle Grandpa,
are you seeing this?

He won't stop being cool.

Well, you're in luck,

'cause I got a plan
that's so crazy,

it just might work.

Whoa!

Conga, conga, conga!

Conga, conga, conga!

This is a surefire way

to get your tongue
back in your mouth.

How do we do that
from up here?

With the sweet, sweet nectar
of the gods.

I filled the entire disco ball
with this stuff.

He'll be burning up so much
that he'll come running back

to his home,
A. K. A. your mouth.

This seems
pretty dangerous.

Hush, kid!
Here they come.

Conga, conga, conga!

Hang on tight.
[ Grunting ]

Okay,
this was a stupid idea.

[ Both scream ]

Well, what do you know?
The sauce didn't spray.

These things are tougher
than a tank.

[ Both gurgling ]

Okay, here's a slow one for all
you teenage love birds.

[ Slow music plays ]

[ Sighs ]

Hey, still moping about
that whole tongue thing?

All I wanted to do
was to dance with Kristina,

and now it's too late.

Not to worry.
[ Grunts ]

'Cause I have a plan
that's crazy enough to work.

No!

No more crazy plans!

Hear me out.

This might be a little
unconventional,

but it's foolproof.

A flower?
Nope.

Let me at 'im!
Let me at 'im!

Whoa there!

This angry caterpillar
will serve

as a substitute tongue

so you can go ask that girl
for a dance.

Oh!

Whoa, this feels weird.

Oh, my gosh!
I can talk again.

Let me at 'im!

But it doesn't matter.

I still won't be able
to talk to Kristina.

I'm a loser.

No, you aren't.

You're just scared
she'll say no.

But her saying no
just means you can move on.

Just be confident.

It worked for me.

You're right, Belly Bag.

I'm gonna be confident
and go ask her to dance.

But you better hurry up, kid.
Look!

So, what do you like
to do for fun?

Ugh, you talk too much.

Wowzers!

Now, that's what
I'm talking about.

Hey, girl, over here.
You like stuff that's cool?

Yeah.

Now's your chance, homey.

[ Grunts ]

Be confident.

Hey, get out of her mouth!

Where's he at?!
You're asking for it, buddy!

Huh?
Hey, what's going on?!

My porcelain queen!

Pshh!
Typical tongue.

You just made me
look uncool

in front of a real cutie,
and that is not cool!

Uh, sorry, kid.
I can't fight someone so cool.

[ Pop! ]

I'm not scared of you.

Oh, you will be.

Oh, no, you didn't!
Huh?

You heard me!
Ugh.

Is that how you treat
a female tooth?

You just leave
without an explanation?

Oh, baby, I was gonna
come back, I swear.

I I just had to take care of
some uncool business.

You don't care about me,
is that it?

Oh, baby, oh, you know
I care about you.

You're my
number one, baby.

I'm bored.
I want to get out of here.

Yeah, yeah, baby.
Anything you want.

[ Pop! ]

Madam,
your chariot awaits.

Whatever.
I'm cold.

Don't you even have a jacket
to give me?

Can't this go any faster?
I got places to be.

That was weird.

[ Clears throat ]
Kristina, I was wondering  

Want me to beat this one up,
instead?

No!

I mean, would you like
to dance with me?

I'd really like to.
Yes!

But I think I should see
a dentist first.

Oh. Right.

Remember,
just be confident.

Belly Bag, that's not really
the problem anymore.

Her tooth ran off
with my tongue.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Uncle G, think
you can help out?

Uncle Grandpa?

Huh?
Hang on, Belly Bag.

I'm watching Ricky
strike out again.

That kid is hopeless.

Uncle Grandpa,
just go over there.

Fine, fine.

Hey, kiddo, I was just
telling Belly Bag

what a good job
you're doing.

Anyway,
can you help Kristina?

Looks like she needs
a new tooth.

Let's see what I got.

[ Crack! ]

Here we go.

This is a delicate procedure,
so please hold still.

[ Whack! ]

Bingo!
Cool!

Now you both have something
weird about you.

Move it, Charlie!

[ Slow music stops ]

This one goes out
to all the people

whose tongues and teeth
came to life

and ran away with each other.

[ Dance music plays ]

Ah, young love.

Are you tired of not knowing

what is and what isn't
Ule Gapa?

Do you say things like,
"That cup says Ule Gapa on it.

It must be him"?

Well, you can relax,
because I'm Ule Gapa.

Just me.
The only Ule in existence.

And this is my
Not Ule Gapa Museum!

As you can see,
the museum is filled

with many fascinating specimens,

all of which are not Ule Gapa.

If you're looking for Ule Gapas,

you've come to
the wrong museum, friend.

Wow, I guess
this isn't Ule Gapa,

even though it claims to be!

Some stupid squirrels.

Not a Ule Gapa in sight!

A young sun till forming,

and you're telling me
it's not Ule Gapa?

Yeah.

No Gapas!

Do I have to spell it out
for you?

There are no Ule Gapas here!

Nope!

No!

Get a clue!

Huh?

No!

Why?

So, there should be
no more confusion!

There is definitely
only one Ule Gapa,

and that Ule Gapa is me
and no one else.

That's for gosh darn sure.

Aah! Aah!

[ Tone sounding ]