04x25 - Doctor Visit

[bunniefuu]

Boo! I scared you.

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Sheep bleats ]

♪♪

Aw, man!

This coloring book
is really hard!

How do they expect me to stay
inside the lines?

Uncle Grandpa, you've got to
take your time

and avoid broad strokes  
[ Telephone rings ]

Oh, no! Fire alarm!
The RV is on fire!

Actually, that's just
the phone ringing.

Oh. [ Slurps ]
I'll get it.

UG RV. Mr. Gus speaking.

Hello, Mr. Gus. I'm calling
from the doctor's office.

May I inquire
what this is concerning?

This concerns Uncle Grandpa.

According to our records,

he is long overdue for
an important vaccination.

Well, that ain't gonna happen.

Well, it has to.

Otherwise his
Uncle Grandpa license

will have to be revoked.

Aw, jeez!

Uh, o okay.
I'll bring him by.

[ Thinking ]
The last time Uncle Grandpa

went to the doctor,
it did not go well!

I hate going to the doctor!

No!

[ Screams ]

No! Doctor bad!

[ Babbling, grunts ]

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Thinking ] How the heck am I
supposed to get Uncle Grandpa

back to the doctor?

He'll flip!

If only I could
make him believe

he was going someplace fun.

Mr. Gus!

Can we go get ice cream?

As luck would have it,
I just got off the phone

with a brand new secret
ice cream parlor downtown,

and they invited you
to come down

and try their secret
new flavors!

Flippin froglegs!

Here.
Let's put on this blindfold!

Blindfold?

You gotta wear a blindfold

if you're goin' to a secret
ice cream parlor!

Otherwise,
it won't stay a secret!

Oh, right! That makes sense.

[ Engine knocking ]

I like orange sherbet.

Lime sherbet's good, too.

And let's not forget about
raspberry sherbet.

I love it when you get all
three sherbets together.

You know, orange, lime,
raspberry all on the same cone.

Triple sherbets.

What flavor are you
gonna get Mr. Gus?

Right now I'm thinkin'
about double chocolate.

Either that or triple caramel.

Peppermint swirl is good.

Can't go wrong with
Peppermint swirl.

Maybe I'll get that.

And there's buttercrunch...

I mean, who doesn't
love buttercrunch?

Moose Tracks.
Now there's a good flavor.

You got your fudge,
you got your caramel.

A little somethin'
for everybody in that one.

But sometimes you just wanna
go with an old timey

classic like vanilla.

Or strawberry.

The doctor will be in
to see you shortly.

Doctor?!

Oh! Uh, she means
Doctor Ice Cream.

Yeah, that's it.
Doctor Ice Cream!

That's the name of
the secret ice cream place.

Oh! That's funny, 'cause
I hate going to the doctor,

but I love ice cream!

So many delicious flavors
to choose from.

Butter pecan. Pistachio.
Peanut butter cup. Rocky Road.

Good Morning, Uncle Grandpa!

Good morning,
Doctor Ice Cream!

Ha ha. Doctor Ice Cream?

Well, I'm afraid you've mistaken
me for someone else.

[ Gasps loudly ]
You see, my name is Doctor  

Doctor Ice Cream!

I I got confused there
for a second.

But, uh, excuse me
for one moment!

All right, listen up, Doc.

Uncle Grandpa thinks he's at
an ice cream parlor,

and it needs to stay that way.

The last time I took him
to the doctor,

he tore the entire
building apart.

So we have to make sure
he doesn't know

where he really is right now.

Otherwise, he'll flip.

Uncle Grandpa: Ice cream!

You gotta play along!
Oh, what am I supposed to do?

Make this visit all about
ice cream

and then sneak him the shot.

He won't feel a thing if
he doesn't see it coming.

Okay, Uncle Grandpa.

It's me again, uh...
[ Sighs ]

Doctor Ice Cream!

Right, right, right, right.
I'm Doctor Ice Cream!

Yeah!

Now where's the ice cream?

Uh, well, before we get to
the ice cream,

I just need to check
your vital signs.

I mean, do some ice cream
diagnostic checks!

Now, uh, open wide
and say "ah."

Ah...
Okay.

Just a quick check to see if
this is the right size, uh,

popsicle stick for your mouth.

Hmm?

What just happened?!

I, uh, accidentally dropped
my ice cream scoop.

And, uh, you know...
[ Chuckles ]

...it bounced off
your knee a few times.

I'm sorry.

Oh. Well, no need
to apologize.

That happens at all good
ice cream establishments.

Now bring on the ice cream.

Now, now, now, don't worry,
Uncle Grandpa, it's coming.

In the meantime,
let's get this arm bib on you.

Arm bib?

Yeah, you know, in case any
ice cream drips on your arm.

Oh. Good call.

[ Pumping ]

This arm bib feels awfully
tight all of a sudden.

[ Hissing ]
Just a little extra pressure

to make sure you can handle
the pressure

of lifting up
a triple scoop cone!

Triple scoop cone?
That's right!

What are the three flavors?

Measles, mumps, and rubella!

[ Clears throat ]

I mean uh, cherry,
chocolate, and mint.

Yes! Can I have sprinkles
on mine?

Look, Mommy!

That real medical doctor is
about to give Uncle Grandpa

a shot with a real
medical doctor needle!

Real medical doctor?

Shot? Needle?

Aah! This isn't a secret
ice cream place at all!

[ Whimpering ]
I can explain everything!

We were going to go to
a real ice cream place

as soon as this was over.

I swear!

[ Rumbling ]
You...lied...to me!

You lied to me!

[ Grunts ]

[ Shouting indistinctly ]

Ah!

Jeez Louise!

[ Both panting ]

Uncle Grandpa! Please, stop!

Come on! Come on...

[ Both panting ]

There's gotta be a way
to keep that doctor away.

Wait!

An apple a day
keeps the doctor away!

That's it!

[ Chomps ] Mm, mm.

Go away! Go away! Go away!

It didn't work!

Rrr!
Hooah!

You lied to me!

Uncle Grandpa! Be a big boy now,
and take the shot.

Then we can have ice cream!

Never!

[ Both gasp ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

They're lying to you!
Go, go, go!

[ Gasps ] Olivia!

Uncle Grandpa!

It doesn't have to be this way.
[ Teeth chomp ]

[ Gasps ]
Both: Ah!

Belly Bag!
I need my woodchuck whistle!

[ High pitched whistle blows ]

[ Chittering ]

I need youse guyses' help.

Now tear this place apart!

[ Chittering ]

[ Chewing loudly ]

[ Chewing, growling ]

[ Rumbling, chewing ]

[ Crashing ]

Yeah!

Welp, that's that.

Gotcha!
What the?

Ah! Mr. Gus! No! No!
Get away from me!

Don't come any closer!
Ah, ah!

[ Screaming, shuddering ]

[ Pop ]
Done.

There, there.

That wasn't so bad,
now was it?

You know what? You're right.

I didn't feel a thing.

I guess going to the doctor

isn't anything to be
afraid of after all.

Especially when the doctor
really is...

Doctor Ice Cream!

[ Gasps loudly ]

I love you,
Doctor Ice Cream.

You know, I'm just as confused
as you folks.

Uh...
Good morning!

Who said that?

I did!

[ Groaning ]

[ Stomach rumbling ]

Ah, ah, ah...

[ Rumbling ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Rumbling ]
[ Groaning ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Huh?!

[ Growling, grumbling ]

[ Both shouting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Raspy heavy breathing ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Rumbling ]

Huh?

[ Panting ]

[ Crunches ]

[ Smacks lips ]

[ All gasping, panting ]

Ah...

[ Crunching ] Mmm...

[ Gulp ]
Hmm?

[ All gasping ]

Hmm?

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting continues ]

[ Gasps ]
[ Splashes ]

Ha ha.

[ Growling angrily ]
[ Rumbling ]

[ Shouts indistinctly ]

[ Whimpering ]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[ Ship horn blows ]
[ Gasps ]

[ Muttering excitedly,
stifled laughter ]

[ All shouting excitedly ]

[ Ship horn blows ]
[ Shouting continues ]

[ Shouting fades, grumbling ]

Huh?

[ Squeaks ]

[ Panicked laughing ]

[ Babbling ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Laughter slows,
groans loudly ]

Well, that's it for me.

[ Water splashes, drains ]

I get all pruney if I stay
in the tub for over 26 days.

[ Sighs ]

[ Humming ]

[ Humming continues, ends ]

That was quite delicious.