01x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

[brouhaha]

It touches me that 400 years after Spinoza,
we always come back to him.

Baby...

Excuse me for wanting to raise
the level of conversation.

He's talking about his f*ck buddy's c*ck!

But don't restart it!

I swear it was a leg of lamb!

I don't like it when it's too big.

Okay. Thank you, my love.

[laughs]

I'm here, sorry.

- Ah, hello.
- Are you okay? Shall we go?

But wait, sit down.
Have a drink.

No, we're going to the party.

Wait, let me see your dress.

[Théo] Damn! OK !

THANKS.

Me, am I a chumm?

You, girl, it's not the same.
We're used to it.

Well, thanks.

[laughs]

You're good at compliments.

My love,

me and my humble p*nis,
we find you beautiful!

- Don't you want to come?
- [Oscar] Sure!

But enjoy.

[Jo] OK. Bon, let's go.

- To everything'.
- To everything'.

- [Théo] Bye !
- HI.

Good...

Shall we have another drink?

I'm going to go there.

It's me who offers!

Okay, a little Coke.

Let's go.

[upbeat music]

- Why are we doing this?
- You have to suffer to be beautiful.

Do we still say that?

- How are you ?
- Non.

I'm panicking.

I'm hot.

But it's okay. Take off your jacket.

Yes.

Come on, let's go.

[in English] Noah,
are you taking care of that?

Yes, absolutely.

Everyone knows what to do?

[Noah] Yes.

Let's speed up, please!

- Ah, hi.
- Hello.

- How are you ?
- Yes and you ?

Yeah, it's fine.

The girl from the app thinks she's there.

Don't talk to me about it.

You are so beautiful.

THANKS.

Uh... See you later?

If we can,
There are lots of things to do.

- It's the same.
- OK.

Hey, Apple!
Thanks for the plan, huh.

This is so cool.

Don't worry.

[light hubbub]

- Is everything going well?
- Yeah, it's almost ready.

- OK.
- And uh...

[he whispers] She's a little stressed.

Does this have anything to do with JB?

[he whispers] He told him
than to make sandwiches,

It was useless to come to the Folie.

He doesn't give up.

- Where is he there?
- At the hotel.

Good riddance.

[electro music]

This confessional is crazy.

- How does it work?
- Come in, I'll show you.

OK.

[sound vibration]

[Alma] Do you hear me?

Yeah.

This is so cool!

[Alma] It's cool, huh?

[sound vibration]

How did you get the idea?

You don't want to know.

[electro music and hubbub]

[brouhaha]

[Jo] It's good for me.
Good evening.

Thank you, you too.

Wow! Handsome guy.

- I'm always in a suit.
- Not like that.

T-shirt, baskets...

Thanks, that's cool.

You're not bad either.

Great news, I think.

When I arrived, I got hit on.

Oh!

Who is it ?

There, behind...

The girl by the radiator, in red.

Oh !

Go talk to him.

What? It's been years
that I didn't flirt.

"Flirted"?

And why not court the lady?
or court her?

Just laugh, go ahead. You know what?

That's why I'm not going.
I am completely overwhelmed.

Sam, you stop.
You are young, single

and very charismatic.

- So, go for it. Go for it!
- What, "go for it"?

- Go!
- No, I'm staying here.

I'm the one who stays.

- No. What are you talking about?
- Go for it!

- What am I going to tell him?
- Improvise !

Oh no, shush! Go ahead, come on!

Dark.

[electro music]

[Jo] Oscar took the picture.

[Alma] They are really bored.

I told him to come.
We are next door.

This is not his thing.

Boring roommates and philosophy,
it's not mine!

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

How are you !

I would like him to respect my work,
as I respect his.

- He respects him.
- No, he understands and he respects me.

But all this, for him,
This is bullshit.

Except that actually, it's my life.

It's just not his thing.

I am interested, I read Spinoza...

Are you Spinoza?

No, but I like it.
that it is smart.

It makes me more curious.

But sometimes I wish I could
that it is more...

You see, what.

Superficial.
A bit like you.

Anyway, we don't care.

T'as vu Alex ?

Quickly done.

The atmosphere is shitty.

- There's no one dancing.
- Yeah.

It's true that it's super quiet.

["Doll", by Nochka]

I'm going to test the confessional.

Is anyone there?

- [man] Good evening.
- Good evening.

Uh... What do we do?
Is there a signal or...

I don't know. You start
where do i start?

[whispers] “Your guilty pleasure.”

Uh... Come on, I'll start.

In fact, my pleasure,
it's sunday

to order me
a big burger fries

and to watch
dog training videos.

Last Sunday I watched one

where dogs
pressed a button...

Pour dire "I agree", "I don't agree" ?

- Yeah.
- I watched this video 300 times!

Did you see that one?
where the master suggests going out

and the dog presses "no"?

Yeah! So actually,
you're as crazy as me.

Yeah, except I do this
eating falafels from Gina's.

- With eggplant?
- Obviously.

Oh my God! These are my favorites.

[Jo] Come on, over to you.

Shall we continue over a drink?

Agree / Disagree

[electro music]

Hello.

Hello.

Are we going to drink this glass?

Uh... I forgot,

I'm sorry, uh...

I have a... Something planned.

How are you ?

[soft music]

It was about time.

Yeah, it's about time.

[man] Is anyone there?

Hello ?

I hear you.

Are you shy?

Well... well, too bad for you.

[door opening]

OK, he's gone.

You look beautiful tonight.

You must be a hit in this dress.

Visibly.

It was with you
that I wanted to be.

Are you going out first?

I think I need a minute.

[they laugh]

See you soon.

[brouhaha]

[upbeat music]

[laughs]

Okay, well, I'll go.

I'm not going to hang around either.

Shall I walk you home?

[brouhaha]

I'm sorry, uh...

Theo, you're a great guy, but I...

It's okay, don't worry.

No need to make a speech.
You don't like me.

No, no.
I find you very cute.

It's just that...

It's... It's not my thing, you know.

Kiss like that.

You see?
I like to take my time.

I like... learning
to discover the other, you see?

We talked all evening.

Yes, but not...
You see what I mean.

I like it...

serious stories.

And you, it's not your thing.

But that's good!

Well, there is no problem.

I know there is no problem. Thank you.

Just that, you know it because...
did i tell you?

- No, I express myself badly.
- No, no. It's very, very clear.

I have sex, I don't have a boyfriend,
so I'm superficial.

Maybe I'm romantic
anyway.

And that my last relationship destroyed me.

Or that I'm fed up
guys who cheat on me.

Or who want to f*ck me,
but not love me.

Or maybe I just like a*s,
we don't know. Well you,

you don't know, especially.

For that, it would have been necessary
take the time to “discover” myself.

Like what...

Uh... You're right.

I'm sorry.

So what do we do?
Shall we have another drink?

- Girl, do you think that after this...
- No, no.

As friends,
story of getting to know each other better.

Huh? What do you think?

You pay.

OK.

[electro music]

Are you having a good evening?

Yeah.

He's still seriously sexy.

He has a thing.

[Ian] Yeehaw !

Yeah.

- To everything'.
- To everything'.

[Ian] Hey, that rocks!

It rocks.

SO ?

The red dress?

Uh, nothing.

It didn't work.

By the way, Mr. Blake left this for you.

THANKS.

- Do you know where he is?
- He just left.

Alex !

Alex !

[upbeat music]

Ah, wait, excuse me.

How are you ?

Yeah.

OK. This evening was...

You don't want to know.

- Yeah ?
- Yeah.

Are you leaving?

[Ian] Yeah.

- Did you have a good evening?
- Yeah, seriously.

But I have videos
puppy training to catch up on.

I'm sorry about earlier.

Don't worry.

Marco offered me a job
at the hotel, on your advice. Thank you.

Yeah, I thought to myself
that it would please customers.

And you will be able
film your videos there too.

Yeah, that's cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

[upbeat music]