01x12 - Episode 12

[bunniefuu]

[deep breath]

[muffled voice] Alma?

Alma ?

Alma !

I have to clean the room.

Oh, sorry! Sorry.

No problem.

Excuse me. I'm hurrying.

[a door opens]

Hello.

Hello.

Slept well?

Yeah. And you?

How are you.

I slept here.

See you soon?

[Naïm nods]

This evening ?

I'm not available.

Good day.

Good day.

[upbeat music]

Can I know why you slept here?

I finished late.

You need to rest.

But I'm fine.

[Sam] No, I see you're tired.
You're not a machine.

Take the day off, go for a walk.

[Sam] Clear your head.

It's going to be hard to work without you,

but I can get by.

Are you sure?

Certain. File.

[Sam] Hello.

- Did you sleep well?
- [Yes] No.

- It was horrible.
- A nightmare

Good...

We have bedbugs.

I dream.

- Is this a joke?
- Non.

Does the team know the procedure?

Experts are warned.

If we haven't handled this thing
within 24 hours,

it's the key under the door,
it's worse than rats.

Marco, don't worry, I've got it covered.

You check the whole floor for me.

- Alright.
- Keep me posted.

So that you know, the room concerned,

It's that of the fiancés.

The influencers.

Obviously.

Nobody needs to know. Nobody.

Alright.

[upbeat music]

[the door is unlocked]

Jo, are you there?

The door is locked.

What are you doing here?

Sam left me my afternoon.

I can't open the door for you,
The hotel is infested with bedbugs.

This is a joke!

I detoxify the whole apartment.
I put our sheets in the freezer.

- "The" freezers?
- I bought some from Darty, I'll return them.

- What ?
- It's satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

I'm not going to just stand there.

But girl, you slept at the hotel.

You have them everywhere.

I don't have any pimples.

Go palm that off to Naim, but not to me.

As for us touching each other, there's no risk.

Your Alex hasn't come back from London
to give him an infested hug?

Very funny.

I can go see Oscar.
He ghosted you, but he's talking to me.

You do that, I'll k*ll you.

Open up, I don't know what to do.

You have the afternoon free,
sit on the terrace, go shopping.

Go get a massage, enjoy.

[Alma sighs]

[upbeat music]

The last room is finished.

[expert] It's good.

- Thank you for coming quickly.
- [experts] Goodbye.

Good morning.

The surprise request, then the bedbugs.

- They're unlucky.
- You know what?

Not a single bug in sight.

- Are you sure?
- They are formal.

They've been liars on us, those idiots.

Or they are paranoid.

They mythologized us
to get upgraded.

I'm going to return the freezers.

- What ?
- Nothing.

If they knew how much
cost of canine detection!

They should pay.

We won't make them pay anything,
on the contrary.

We're going to get into the game.

Luxury suite, champagne galore,
unlimited sports classes...

There weren't really any bedbugs.

It won't stop them.
to tell whatever they want.

- Who cares about the truth?
- Yes, Sam.

That's not what matters.

Excuse me.

What matters?

Ben... L'influence.

The power.

No, the rumor.

That's what matters.

[whispering] The rumor...

I'm not in the game.

Hello, everyone!
Watch the new sequel.

She is amazing!

They gave us lots of gifts.

- That's what we want!
- [Tulip] Amazing.

Kisses !

Here, my heart.

THANKS.

I wanted, on behalf of the hotel,

I apologize for these little inconveniences.

Don't worry, it's forgotten.

If you need anything...

So.

[upbeat music]

Did everything go well?

Uh, yeah.

The dish was crazy. As much, the sauce...

Horrible. Disgusting, really.

A taste of stale bread.

[Theo] Ah, sorry.

I'll spread the word in the kitchen.
What's next?

You will tell the person who did
the sauce of not doing anything anymore.

[laughs]

Of course.

[in English]They loved it!

Awesome.

- I'm starting the sequel.
- Non.

They hated your sauce,
they don't want anything from you.

They don't want J.-B. to cook anymore.

It's nothing, I'll take care of the rest.

I manage, they won't check.

No, J.-B.! Stop, I'll take care of it.

f*ck.

She's pissing me off.

[sigh]

[Jean-Yves] Hello. Hello!

- Good morning.
- [Jean-Yves] Can we talk?

Do you have time?

- Mister Nobody ?
- What ?

Mister Nobody de Dear You ?

No, Jean-Yves, Jehovah's Witnesses.

Ah, no thanks.

- Good day.
- Thank you, same.

[soft music]

[soft music]

[Ian] OK.

Back straight.

Hit the wall with the ball.

Ian, have you ever thought about doing a collab?

No, not really.

Together we could do
a pretty crazy thing.

[Tulip] Do you have a girlfriend?

Oh!

-Pretend I'm not here.
- I can flirt.

[Thib] Not in front of me.

You're in no position to speak.

Thibault, are you okay?

What's going on?

[Tulip] Are you okay?

[And vomit]

You did a good job. That's good.

[man] Ah, there you are.

- How are you ?
- Yes and you ?

[man] Nice to see you.

[soft music]

This hotel is a disgrace.
We went to the restaurant.

My boyfriend is in the bathroom, sick.

This morning I wake up
with bedbug bites.

What are you doing ?

I tell the truth.

- Where is your boyfriend?
- To the toilet.

- [Tulip] I'll post it.
- I'm coming.

[And vomit]

- Listen to me.
- Bedbugs and misinformation are too much.

What is this service?

You lied.

- Pardon ?
- I understand.

It's the game, but we were fair.

We rolled out the red carpet for you.

We didn't lie.

- There is nothing.
- I got eaten.

Let me see.

[Tulip] There are some there.

Oh, really.

[Tulip] And there.

It may be
a spider or a mosquito.

Or else it's more serious.

- Genre...
- Like what?

Like an STD.

[bells]

[upbeat music]

[Jo] With the sh*t

asymptomatic that guys pass on...

In this case, it might be me.

You what?

I may have passed it on to him.

[Jo] How so?

I slept with someone.

You don't have to blame yourself.
You are even.

- I won't say anything.
- He knows.

He doesn't mind that you slept with him
with another guy?

It's not infidelity,
It's polyamory.

And uh...

The guy is a girl.

- Is it like a trouple?
- No, still not.

- I'm the only one sleeping with her.
- Yes of course.

In fact, you see,
it's like having several friends,

except that they are loves.

You, you've never been in love
of two people at the same time?

[Sam in English] That's perfect.

Thank you for choosing our hotel.

- See you soon.
- THANKS.

- Good day.
- Thank you, you too.

What are you doing here?

I'm just passing through.

- How are the bedbugs?
- There were other stories.

There were no bedbugs.

[Sam] Jo saved us.

Don't ask me how.

It's Jo, she's great, as usual.

You were right.
I needed to disconnect.

Don't hesitate if you need anything
from another day or...

From a gynecologist.

Downright.

- I'll send you his number.
- THANKS.

You will have nothing left.

You know a lot about this subject.

Let's just say I have a lot of girlfriends.

OK, I see.

[vomiting]

- Love, how are you?
- [Sighs] Wow, f*ck!

[laughs]

Tac.

Attends.

The chef's touch.

- Here it is, it's for the 15th.
- THANKS.

[Naïm] Thanks to you, Jim.

How are you ?

It's good and you ?

- Aren't you supposed to be on break?
- [Alma] Yes.

But I wanted to talk to you.

Go ahead, I'm listening.

I miss you.

I don't understand what happened.

I would like to make things right.

Alex told me for you,

when we were at your father's.

Why didn't you tell me about it?

I'll turn the question back on you.

[Alma] You're right.

I don't know.

I was afraid you would take it the wrong way.

And what exactly happened?

We kissed once.

And ?

There is no point in giving details.

That was before.

Now it's over,
I'm more interested in him.

Are you sure?

Yes.

[Alma] And you, are you sure?
that you're not available tonight?

I'll keep you posted.

I'll stop when you say yes.

OK, it works. It works.

To all'.

[soft music]

- How are you ?
- Yeah.

Shall we have a drink?

- Yeah.
- OK.

I'm coming.

Miss Carreti.

Blake.

[Alma] I got worried.

You left suddenly.

I'm going to leave, Alma.

I don't understand.

I'm going home to LA

Hello, Naïm.

Hi, Alex. How are you?

- It's good and you ?
- How are you.

- [Alma] And there you go?
- [Naïm] Yeah.

- Good evening.
- Good evening.

[soft music]