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All right, that's

enough of that.

Chat, this sh*t's got

to get better.

Give me vids. Good vids.

Scary vids. It's Halloween.

The Ralph reacts Halloween

hangout. Hit me with it.

Uh, you're the one that's

supposed to be

entertaining us.

Dobby, you don't get it, man.

Like we're hanging.

We're vibin' in this b*tch.

Alright?

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Ralph, love vibing with

you on this Saturday night.

Aye, appreciate you Kenny,

but if, uh, we're both here

on a Saturday night,

a Halloween night, things

aren't looking too good.

Why don't you watch the

car crash with vids. Guys...

Look man, that Red Asphalt

sh*t, isn't it.

Guys, listen man, all I do is

I get on here, alright?

And I sit and I wait. Don't

you have anything for me?

Like, don't you wanna hear

what I have to say about...

...things?

Life, all that crap?

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your mouth if you

don't shut the f*ck up.

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I have something for you.

Okay, Lloydo. Hey,

I'll do anything.

Are you sure you want

to see? Lloydo...

I don't know if you notice,

but the people aren't

giving me much more.

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Yo. Did anybody else just

feel an earthquake right now?

Whoa. Whoa. Yo, where'd

y'all come from?

Ralph? Honey,

are you all right?

Mom.

I'm on stream!

I'm just checking on you.

I'm at peak viewership! God!

Ralphie! Don't do that!

Then get the f*ck away then!

Hey, sorry about that chat.

Can't even express myself

around here without

that witch breathing

down my neck.

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Show must go on.

Okay. Lloydo, bro,

you becoming the

goat around here!

Hey, let's check it out.

This world is hard to explain.

What we can't see

knows more than we do.

Tonight...

We're gonna bring light

to dark. Only then--

Dude, I told you I was

doing the fricking intro.

I need batteries!

Why didn't you get

them when we got here?

I told you to unload them, but

you were too busy. Scratchin--

Welcome to our first ghost hunt.

Tonight, we're diving deep

into the story that leads

to the disappearance of one

of our heroes. Kyleseesghosts.

Some say hero.

Others say villain.

Exactly Barry, a few months ago,

Kyle had a falling out with

his business partner Ellis,

which led to a meltdown on live,

which had everyone wondering

what his f*cking problem was.

Kyle was on top of the

prank and paranormal world,

but the pressure of success

wasn't something

he could handle.

- Oh, you are in

here. You are in here.

Oh my God!

Following their split

Ellis blew it all up.

How much of that was real?

Ah. Oh, no. No.

Alright, so you're telling

me, bro, it was all fake.

Yeah, man. No, I, I love

ghost hunting with Kyle.

It was fun.

But I wouldn't

characterize every video as...

...nonfiction.

I mean, there were times

we felt like we had

to produce something more.

Oh, yo,

That's a reel, that's

a reel, did we get that?

Then Kyle went postal.

f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

Oh my God, I can't

believe he say that.

I never fake anything! For real!

That f*cking idiot.

That f*cking idiot!

I thought he's my f*cking

friend.

f*ck him! f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!

Listen to me. Listen to me.

I'm gonna show you

it's f*cking real.

I'm gonna f*cking show it you.

They did my man dirty as hell.

A few months ago, Kyle

teased a final video from an

undisclosed location.

And considering that he

can't leave the city due

to an ongoing harassment case,

we've determined

his location as...

...local.

After our extensive

research, we deduced

that Kyle landed here,

the Acme building.

What was once the site

of a homestead now stands

abandoned due to a tragedy

that left the Acme

Company... barbecued.

In the early 1950s, the

country saw an economic boom

that brought the beef to

every American's table.

But the boom went bust.

What was once a meat

packing warehouse turned

into a brewery.

Business owners tried

and failed to keep the bar

open, reporting multiple signs

of ghosts and ghouls.

We're going to gather a

range of recordings using

Specialized equipment.

Our theory is that Kyle

was close to a discovery

that would've saved his

name in the ghost hunting

community. We want in.

We will leave no stone unturned.

As long as your sh*t

doesn't explode again.

Give it a rest.

We're in.

Our first step in understanding

the understandable is

to reach out to those

who remain misunderstood.

Alright, hold it.

I'm holding it.

Stop. f*cking

the zoom. It was good.

It's good. Go, go.

We'll be starting

our investigation

by searching for witnesses.

The spirit box will allow

us to hear the testimony

of the damned.

Faaaacts!

Right-- It cycles through am

radio frequencies, which

ghosts can grab onto, which

allow 'em to speak to us.

Yo, wouldn't that be

dope if the ghost, like,

if he like used a Drake song

and let us know

like where Kyle was?

Let's turn it on.

If there is anyone in the room

with us...speak.

We are here to listen.

If you have something

on your mind...

Maybe you were tortured

or, or disturbed?

I bet the fire hurt you.

Right, yeah. Now that fire

must have been so not it.

What was that?

k*lling? Who was k*lling?

Living traces?

Are you trying to tell

us that Kyle's here?

Whatever is going on

here, we have to go deeper.

What about the equipment?

Well, some things can't

be measured, Barry.

Only witnessed.

The f*ck are you talking about?

We're close.

How close?

Super.

Alright guys, with this

thermal imaging camera,

I'm gonna track

paranormal movement

by spotting differences

in temperature.

Dude!

Gimme it!

Not on your life!

You bumbling around in the dark

isn't good content.

You've dropped way too

many of my cameras.

This one's expensive!

Well, what am I

supposed to do then?

Alright, uh,so...

Barry and I decided to split

up. Cover more ground.

Yeah. Barry wanted

me to tell you

that this had helped track

paranormal movement or whatever.

If you're there, move a bell

or, or something.

Come on, man.

What was that?

What was that?

What the frick? Barry!

Whoever's there I, I

can feel your pain.

I can tell someone

tore you down.

I recognize it.

Jesus!

I think I saw something.

What are you talking about?

Just come look.

Dude, it was right there!

A figure... it turned

around the corner.

A figure?

Jesus Christ...

Look at this.

Ectoplasm.

I'm getting something.

Oh no... Barry?

Hold on. We're close.

Is that?

What the hell?!

What the hell!

We're so sorry!

No freaking way!

Who are you guys?!

Dude!

How did you find me?

You are the freaking man!

You aren't supposed

to be in here.

Who the f*ck-- who are you?

We're just some amateurs.

Invesigating the

same thing you are.

So you guys aren't

federal or nothing?

No, we're chill, Bro.

Does it look like it?

This building is

a burial ground.

So I'm trying to use

the remains as a vessel

to herd paranormal

spirits in communication

with our realm, our plane.

That's insane!

Did Ellis know about this?

Nah. Nah. Nah. He had no idea.

But I have been

running in issues,

you know, finishing

what I started.

Yeah.

It happens to me all the time.

Barry, show him the stuff.

Wow. Y'all are serious.

Dude we're a hella

f*cking serious bro. Um...

Yeah, Barry has

something could help you.

Oh, now you want to use it?

Will you just show him?

This is it.

What does it do?

Well, in theory, it

creates an arc.

English, Barry!

Plasma machine. Ghosts can grab

onto it like a ball of light.

That's dope, man! For real!

f*ck...

You'll want to see it?

See what?

What I have been working on.

What you're about to see is a

breakthrough of metaphysics

and paracientific theories.

For real.

I told you.

This is the site

where I have been.

What I have been working on.

This is the factory worker

that I have discovered while

escavating various spots

of increased

paranormalous energy.

Ah... significant have come

to my attention that would

otherwise have

gone undiscovered.

So...

Some serious sh*t's

come to light?

Exactly, bro!

Dude, that's not

a factory worker.

I know.

Holy freak.

Why isn't the body

buried or old?

You are going to help me.

No, no. I think

that you're good...

Yeah.

No, you are gonna help me now!

Alright.

What?!

All right, it's ready.

This is all you, bro.

Okay.

We rolling?

What's up guys?

We're here with

the Kyleseesghosts.

That's right. We found him.

Never went anywhere, my dudes.

I have been working on

something groundbreaking.

No kidding. Tonight we're going

to make this legend

live up to his name.

Behind me is a

device I've designed

to create plasma at a rate

that could sustain a large

quantity for an extended period.

Fascinating!

In theory, it it

should create a ball that

a spirit can connect to.

We will capture the

anomaly on camera.

Proof of the spiritual energy

trapped in this factory.

Contact...

A chance!

For weeks,

I have been exploring this

factory in hopes of finding

why the tortured souls

inside these walls remain.

I want to help them cross

into a better place.

Uh...

Alright, are we good? Yes.

Let's begin.

Commencing arc.

Amazing. Come, come

get a shot of this.

I don't think it's safe to go--

Come here!

If you are there,

please, say something!

That's it?

Just give it a second...

I can't look. Did it get him?

Oh, man.

No freaking way!

Did it work?

My vision...

I can see something...

Ellis?

I don't know if that's a

good idea.

Oh sh*t!

Are you getting this?

Go! Go! Go!

What did you do?!

What did I do? How

was I supposed to know

that sh*t was gonna happen!

I thought that this

sh*t was nonsense!

We have to get the equipment.

No, we need to leave!

Forget the equipment dude!

We have to have evidence.

f*ck this!

f*ck. I'm gonna be sick.

What?

What do you wanna say?

Isn't there anything? A sign?

f*ck, no one's gonna

believe this sh*t.

I gotta have all of it. As

much evidence as possible.

Oh sh*t. Oh sh*t,

Ellis?

Hello? Hello? Can

anyone hear me?

Bruh, that sh*t was weird.

Hey, definitely savage

how those dudes rolled

up on 'em though? Huh?

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What the f*ck did you make

us watch?

Houdini,Man, blame Lloydo. I

don't know what that sh*t was.

Probably fake. Hey, welcome.

For those of you that just

joined us, I got a lot

of fun sh*t playing for

that Halloween hangout.

Oh, hey, let me give

you guys a room tour.

All right. This is it.

The room tour! Yeah.

I got my, you know

my snacks right here.

My, my spooky candles.

Oh, check this one out.

Wait, let's turn this

on. Oh, ah, spooky.

And then right over this way.

Oh, wait, don't, all right.

I got more Googas. Here.

Look at this. Ah, spooky.

You know what I'm saying? Got

more Googas right over here.

Look at that one. I hung

these all up myself.

You guys believe

that sh*t? Aye.

Oh, then we got this

stuff right here. Woo.

And then we got the cobwebs

right over there. Oh, dude.

What? Be careful of them.

Spiders,know what I'm saying?

Ralphie?

Mom!

I f*cking told you!

Mom?

Just leave me alone

when I'm on stream.

Okay?

Hey, sorry about that chat.

You guys ever think about

that sh*t when you go,

What the f*ck?

Mom?

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Ralph, why don't you go see?

Hey, uh, time for that

next vid, right chat?

Besides it's snack time.

Hey, drop some

snacks in the chat.

All right. All

right. Here we go.

Salutations wondrous

mother lovers.

If you're new here, I am

Mommy Rachel,

formerly guru Rachel.

And this is the world

of holistic mommying.

Let's not delay it any longer.

If you can read the

title of this video,

then you already know

what's happening.

I am a Vunt girl. Ah!

Oh my goodness.

Isn't this beautiful?

Oh, as a new mom, I have

to vulnerable new times.

Every day is new times.

Out of everyone, Birdie

Harris, flipping Birdie

Harris picks me out

of like thousands.

I don't have to work very hard,

but I just came out with

these new Vunt products

and they're a game changer.

This is the second best

thing to ever happen to me.

The first of course, being Baby

Tay. Shout out to Baby Tay.

Everyone. I'm just

so happy to be Vunt.

I'm like officially

part of the club.

Dear mommy, may your days

be filled with sunshine

and as many cups of

coffee as possible.

LOL. The Vulnerability Under

New Times is a five day

experience for new moms ready

to really connect

their inner mama.

Love birdie. Love.

Love is so important.

I love you too.

Birdie, can't wait

to meet you in

Duty calls.

I think Birdie put it

best when she said,

listen to your child cry.

You never know when

you'll hear it again.

Don't forget to tune into

the live stream below. Peter.

Just put up the LEDs in

the fish tank. Finally.

So you can check in on

Baby Tay whenever you want.

Salutations wondrous

Mother lovers.

I am so excited to begin.

Dear Mommy, Rachel, that

me, I wanted to treat you

because in your video, your

biggest mom security was

how terrible your skin

was during pregnancy.

I've included my very

own line of RB cleanser

with cane sugar and

nine-oxytocin acid.

Oh yes. Healthy acids like

that really help

keep your face firm.

Pair it with the LED

face mask included here.

Oh, I have always wanted

to try this cleanser.

Oh wow.

I have just washed my face

and I can already

feel a difference.

Oh, time da mask.

Wow, look at that.

I feel like I'm in Euphoria.

I do not condone drug use.

If you need to help, please

do not hesitate in getting it.

Salutations Vunt-y stuz!

Let's see what we have

in our Vunt haul today.

It's clothing. Oh my goodness.

Look at all of these

beautiful colors and finds.

We have a Vunt hat,

and then it looks like we've

got some clothing with a bunch

of different Vunt designs on it.

And you know what? I think

it's best if I just try

them all on for you.

This is the first outfit,

and it is just so fabulous.

And the Vunt logo all

the way across the top.

Love the gray contrasting

with the white

and the location of the logo.

It comes with matching

shorts with a vertical logo.

I just love this simplified

logo on the shorts

and on the t-shirt.

I had a small lactation issue,

and I was originally

going to cut this part

of the video out,

but I thought, what

about the moms whose

pillows leak in public?

I'm just like you. Oh my God.

Oh no. Being a mom is

just full of surprises.

Am I right? Ladies?

Two days till P day.

Before we start today, I just

wanna say a huge thank you

to Birdie for my LED face mask.

I can already feel a difference.

I'm feeling more confident.

You know what else makes me

feel confident? Health tea.

Health tea is shakra

aligning supplements.

It's helped me get my body back

after Baby Tay. Use my code.

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Now, back to the main event.

So first up, we

have CBD yummies.

They make me feel so calm.

Just call me a pothead

because I love how chewy

and flavorful they are.

All right, next

is sardines. Wow.

Sardines are so full of

vital nutrients like iron

and I'm sorry, I can't try this.

I I really hoped that I

could try this for you,

but ever since Baby Tay...

Fish and I just don't mix.

So here you go.

They do look really yummy

though. Ooh, bath salts!

And next is, what is this

sweet charcoal mulberry

and yolo yolo yolo

oxide detox mix to help

clear out the old you.

Oh, don't mind if

I do. Let's see.

Oh, huh.

Okay. Wow. That

is actually this.

Wow, that was so delicious.

I just washed my face.

And now I'm luxuriating in my

LED face mask. Thanks, Birdie!

Oh, I hear Baby Tay calling.

So that means that

that's all for today.

Oh, but don't fret.

P-day is almost here.

I've been keeping

mine in the freezer.

I mean, some people do the pills

and then some people put

it in their smoothies,

but birdie just ate hers.

And I wanna be like Birdie.

Salutations, wondrous

Mother lovers.

I'm all out of cleanser.

Some of you were just so

mean to me in my last video.

So what I threw up,

I was gonna cut it out,

but that was a real

moment from the day.

I mean, it's like

none of that fake crud

that you see on

the other channels.

I feel like some of you

just don't get what Vunt is.

And you're bullying me for it.

You're bullying a

new mom and God.

Baby day kept me up last night

and I, I wake up to this.

Okay.

Did you get your Juviderm in OC?

Hmm? Looks weird. You

need a new doctor.

Hope this helps. What?

Juviderm You think

that I have Juviderm?

What do you -- I

was an all natural

yogi girl before this.

Do you even watch this

channel? Do you even know?

I mean, it's people like that

that really grind my gears.

That really gets me going.

I am here to document my

affirmations before P-Day.

Just like you asked Birdie.

My birth story is perfect

because it's authentically me.

My birth story is perfect

because it's authentically me.

My birth story is perfect.

He made me mommy.

I just had a bad dream

and I had to share

it with you all.

I'm...I'm Vunting.

So I was in labor,

but this time, Baby Tay

would tear right down

through me and then

slither right back up

and then tear down

again, ripping me apart

each time, worse than before.

And then he wouldn't quiet down.

So I just, and then I woke up

and I had something in my mouth.

It was long and thin

and hard.

And, and I was so scared.

And until I noticed,

Oh my gosh.

And to think, oh baby Tay,

This small.

Perfect baby.

I'm a better mommy

than all of you.

I'm a better mommy than you.

I'm a better mommy than you.

I'm a better mommy

than all of you.

Hey everybody. Oh,

you gorgeous people.

So we're gonna talk about

the elephant in the

room today.I caved and

I bought the

Baby Bapa Warmer.

I can't wait for you guys

to see this one.

Let's see.

Howdy, howdy.

Oh, hey, Mamallama.

Oh, I'm so sorry

about your puppers.

Bushy-beaverrrr.

All good puppers

Go to heaven, I

promise. Let's see.

Have you seen

Rachel's live stream?

I don't know any Rachels.

Okay, so I can't wait to

show this to you guys.

The packaging is so cute.

It's so my aesthetic,

and I really think this

will be a big help.

It's linked in my

storefront.

Okay, let's see.

There's someone behind

you.

Come on every single

time. Oh my God!

Who the frick are you?

Chris!

Did you watch my video?

What? Chris!

I did everything you

told me.

My insides were delicious.

Were yours yummy?

You're the sweepstakes

winner.

You picked me.

I'm so thankful that you

picked me.

Please somebody call

the police.

That's how people die.

You didn't answer me.

Were your insides yummy?

That's not what Vunt is

about. You didn't have to.

No, no, I didn't

have to silly.

But I wanted to,

I wanted to see

how the best mommy did it.

And now I'm not

trying to be rude,

but I think I am a teensy

bit better than you.

I'm just like you, just

a little bit better.

Like I'm more

real than you

and you're just a

square on my computer.

And

Oh my God!

Wait!

Birdie said it best.

Listen to your

child when they cry.

You never know when

you'll hear it again.

Lloydo, chat, what the

f*ck did we just watch?

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What happened with your mom?

For real? Who

cares about my mom?

Yo, I'm just staying here

until I find an apartment.

My Forex is about

to take off. Whoo.

Hey, disclaimer. Disclaimer.

Not a financial

guru or anything,

but let's just say

I'm stacking bands.

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You should see

what's going on out there.

It doesn't feel right.

I guess.

Besides time for

another snack break.

Can I get some

snacks in the chat?

Alright, little field trip

to see if my mom's

dead or something.

Mom, sorry for

screaming earlier.

Do we have any

cheesy popcorn left?

All right, there we go.

Yo, how about a hot meal?

I wonder if we got any

pepperoni pockets.

You know, chat,

Don't you hate it when

you have something salty

and then you need something

sweet to follow it up with?

But then you need that salty

again. You know, Hey chat.

What are you guys doing

for the Halloween Hangout?

You know, we haven't had

any trick or treaters, huh?

What? You guys

trying to scare me?

Something ain't gonna happen.

Oh, what the f*ck-

All you do is eat.

Mom?

What the f*ck are you doing?

Must be that time of

the month, right chat?

Listen, sorry for

all that sh*t--

I mean, crap, stuff

I said earlier,

but do you know where

the cheesy popcorn is?

I think you've had enough.

What is that supposed

to mean?

God, why you always

gonna be such a b*tch?

I know I'm f*cked up,

but you know what?

That's your fault

anyways. And right

When my peak viewership,

you're gonna go

and have a f*cking cow?

Go feed your brother.

What?

Mom?

What the f*ck are

you talking about?

What's the matter with you? Mom?

Oh, what the f*ck? Who

the eff you? Ah, sh*t...

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Ralph didn't know

you had a little bro.

I don't!

At least I, I think...

where are you taking me?

Oh, what the f*ck? Chat,

where'd he go?

Chat? Do you see him?

Oh f*ck...

What is this?

What the f*ck? Ow.

Ow. Oh,

What are those?

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Next video.

What the f*ck?

Oh f*ck. Oh f*ck. Rowan.

Rowan, Rowan, help, help.

It's breaking Rowan.

Help! Marek, help!

Help help Guys. Guys,

I think it's breaking.

I think ready!

About time.

Can you hear me

guys? Guys? Help!

What's up little dude

Wen-heads, this is Marek Morgan

with devastating news.

Owen Douglas has been m*rder*d.

It's not fair.

No guys.

Don't worry, Owen. I will-- I

I, Dang it.

Cut. Cut. Damnit. You guys

cut!

Owen. Dude, you're fine.

Stop being a p*ssy.

Avenge. Avenge is your line.

Avenge.

Let's hear it avenge there.

Beautiful. Go Practice.

I'll get you in

a minute. Avenge.

God, that guy is

such a creep, right?

I like him. Just

needs that line. Yeah.

Anyways, like I was

saying, the show is like

Hot Ones, but with yoga,

so the hottest celebs in

the hottest positions.

I mean, guys, come on. Right?

What?

And my team also

wants like a big

celeb for the first episode.

And they... I was wondering if--

I'll do it.

Really? Oh my God.

Is there anything that I can--

Water?

Okay. Yeah.

Water. I love water.

Hey, Marek...

Dude, I love seeing you do

the videos and everything.

I, it's sick to see everything,

but I thought we were just gonna

hang out. But what

happened to that?

Hey, hey, hey, we

are gonna hang out.

We just need to get these shots.

This isn't Daring

Dude's material.

It's Wen-in-trouble, you know?

But we're gonna do it.

It's gonna be quick.

It's gonna be easy. And we'll

get back to everything. Okay?

We're gonna like

still kick it after, right?

Of course, of course. That's

why I brought you out here.

You're doing great. Appreciate

it, bro. Looks so good. Okay.

You good? Thanks, dude. Do you

need a water? Are you good?

No, no, I'm good. I'm

good. Awesome. Thank you.

Thank you Zeto. Rowan, Marks.

What is up little

dudes Wen-heads.

This is Marek Morgan

with devastating news.

Owen Douglas has been

m*rder*d!

I'm sorry bro!

It should have been me.

Help. Please,

Please.

It's starting to

break. It's creaking.

Guys, guys help me.

Rowan. Don't worry. I will.

Avenger... uh.

Cut.

Get me out! Get me

out! Get me out!

He b*tch cry all day.

He b*tch and cry all day.

Connor, he always does this.

And that was a new lens.

Help me! Can you see him okay?

f*ck can you see him?

This is gonna make

a great thumbnail.

Get it off.

No water, but all

I could find was--

Owen Douglas died today.

My, my good friend

and collaborator Owen

Douglas died today.

He was, he was the

goofball of the group.

You guys know, he was

so sweet and silly and,

and fun and happy.

I though. We all thought,

but he had these

battles, these demons,

and we couldn't

help him with them.

And he just, Owen, like

so many young adults

today lost his battle

with his substance

abuse disorder.

What?!

Guys, seriously, I swear I saw

like his vocal chords

and--

Okay it-- it wasn't

your fault, Karrey.

Are you sure? Carter.

It's

You sure, Carter?

It's Carter, right?

Marek this is f*cked!

What's my mom gonna say?

Everyone, everyone, can I

get your attention please?

Zeto Zeto. Okay.

I understand there are a

lot of emotions right now,

and I hear you.

Trust me. I hear you.

But before we move on, we

need to take accountability

and realize how we all

played a role in Owen's

death.

What?

But Carter said, I didn't.

It's Connor, Karrey.

His name's Connor. And

like I said, this is about

Accountability.

Huh? Not choosing sides.

God well, it's not my

f*cking fault, okay?

Meat head here caused

the coffin to cave in.

Meat head?

You, you chose sh*t coffin.

Marek said to buy the

f*cking cheapest one.

What do you--

And you forced your

brother to do it.

It was your dare Rowan.

It was your dare.

I didn't force him.

Oh, you didn't?

Should we ask him?

Guys!

Owen, Owen.

Say it again!

Stop. Oh, he's dead.

He's dead.

Guys. It's okay.

We're just gonna call the cops.

We'll explain to them it was an

accident and we'll all be okay.

Connor's, right.

That's why I like you. Except

about the cops. No cops.

No cops. They are going

to make things worse.

What we need to do right now

is come together as a team.

Okay? And calm down.

We're gonna make it through

this because I have a plan.

f*ck the police.

Can't you be more like Zeto?

Oh man.

Alright bro. Are you sure

you can key me out?

Yes, yeah, I can. I do this

all the time. Zeto, you ready?

Dah.

Beautiful, and action.

Want some drugs, Owen?

They're not my drugs. No,

they're very good drugs.

Here, I'll go first.

Whoa!

Here, give it try!

f*cking cut, Marek

This is f*cking Ret*rded.

Nobody's gonna believe this.

Can we not with the

ableist language. Dude.

My cousin has ADHD.

I didn't mean it like

that, dude. Okay.

Trust me, you feel

like man of steel.

Ah, very well said buddy.

Here lemme show

you how it is done.

Ooh. Like that. Now

go, go give it try.

Oh, my stars Owen.

Are you all right?

Marek? Help Marek, he overdose!

Cut. Cut. It is, "Oh my gosh.

Owen, what happened?"

Oh my gosh, Owen, what happened?

Perfect. Connor, can

you come get the camera?

Oh my gosh, Owen, what happened?

Oh my gosh. Owen, what

happened? Oh my gosh. Owen...

Oh, My.

Karrey, can you gimme a drink?

Yeah.

No. f*ck it. I'm done.

Gimme the f*cking keys. Now.

Your behavior is

making me uncomfortable.

Hey, just let me get

you a drink too.

Yeah.

Are you all f*cking crazy?

Have you lost your

mind? Let's just bury him.

And get the f*ck outta here.

You are being very

unprofessional right now.

But if you get it together,

the next takes

gonna be a winner.

Marek...

Oh, oh. You want these?

Gimme the f*cking keys.

Here.

Here you can have them.

Comeon don't f*cking

play with me.

Gimme the f*cking keys!

Get off of him!

Get rid of them.

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

We're not going anywhere

until we figure this all out.

f*ck this.

I'm ending this.

Go smash his phone. Don't

let him get a signal.

Get this on camera.

Okay. I want to see that

phone smash. Come on.

Rowan stop!

Oh man. Hello. Hi. Hi.

Know this is Rowan.

Douglas, of Owen and--

Hey Buddy...

Rock!

Zeto, what the f*ck?!

Man of steel, not meathead,

man of steel!

Zeto, what the f*ck did you do?

Quick smash!

f*ck...

What happened?

Dude, Zeto just started chasing

him and he's f*cking dead!

Zeto did that?

Yes.

Do you have your phone?

What?

Gimme your phone, Connor.

Thank you. Zeto!

What the f*ck happened? Marek,

Marek... What's going on?

Not right now. Not

right now, Karrey.

This is really not good.

What are we supposed

to do? People are hurt.

We, we we need to call for help.

We need to call someone!

Karrey, It's okay.

Marek has a plan.

It's gonna be okay.

Chris, what plan?

Karrey, his name's Connor and

your hysterics are

freaking me out right now.

Okay. So you need to stop. Zito.

Can you lock her

in the RV please?

What? What do you

mean? What? What

The f*ck?

Marek! Tell him to lemme go!

I, I trust you buddy.

But like, I don't see what

the plan is.

What the--

Bye, Karrey.

Lemme out m*therf*cker.

I am, I have the plan.

Don't worry about that.

Just listen to what I

say please, right now.

'cause it is getting

a little crazy.

Okay.

Thank you. Zeto.

It's secure, boss.

Great work. Alright,

huddle up boys.

Here's the plan. So

first things first,

we gotta get rid of the twins.

That's gonna, you know,

that's pretty straightforward.

We're just gonna bury

'em or something.

Next we need to gaslight

Karrey a little bit

more into being chill.

That should be no problem.

I'll talk to her about it.

And, and then we're in

the, we're home free dudes.

We're in the clear. Did

you smash all the phones?

I smashed mine. I smash you.

I make smash you, Connor.

I no make smash Karrey.

Okay. You go handle Karrey.

Dah.

We're on cleanup.

Okay.

Karrey!

Where are you, huh?

Like Marek say, we

don't need trouble.

You try to be hero, huh?

We don't want police, you know?

God, you f*cking psycho

get the f*ck outta here.

What was that?

f*cking creep!

What you doing? Stop!

Oh. Oh, no.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just need the keys.

I just need the keys.

I always wanted you inside me.

I'm sorry, Zeto!

Deeper, harder!

Please, please!

Karrey, what the

hell are you doing?

Chris, I'm f*cking leaving.

f*ck that.

Marek! Where are you, Marek?

Holy sh*t!

Come on. Come on, please.

Hey. Easy, easy, easy. Karrey.

You okay?

Hey, I, I got the keys.

I saw that. you did good.

Now we can get outta here and

call for help.

Yeah. Yeah.

Call for help...

Do you still have your phone?

Yeah. I, I am, I, I

think I just need service.

Okay, well, we'll drive

somewhere and get service.

Okay,okay...

Is there something wrong?

I don't know.

I I think it needs gas

Or something.

I don't think so.

Bad starter. Try it again.

Okay. Okay.

Jesus, Connor.

What the f*ck, dude?!

Jesus, Connor, can you

knock?

Back the f*ck up!

Whoa, ease up, dude. What's

caught into you, man?

Put the f*cking knife down.

I had to do that.

No, you didn't. We could

have just f*cking--

We could have what?

We could have. What Connor?

What could we have done? Hmm.

I have a plan. This

is the only way.

You f*cking lost it, man.

I saw what you did to

Rowan and Owen, what the f*ck?

Shut up. Go up, Connor.

You're not f*cking

getting it. You, you

Haven't been getting

it all weekend.

This is great. This is

f*cking content, dude.

Are you kidding me? Meth

head psychopath, m*rder*r.

It's unbelievable. And,

and Zeto actually k*lled--

No, you k*lled Karrey!

We're not gonna show

him that. Connor.

Who the f*ck is they, Marek!?

It's just you and me and

your dead f*cking friends.

Okay? We just have

to come clean.

It's gonna be okay,

man. It's gonna be okay.

Why can't it just be

you and me, Connor?

Dude, remember how it used

to be? It was so easy then.

I just wish it was us.

They had a plan.

I know.

And now it's just me.

I know, dude.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Wait, wait.

I'm, uh, sorry I haven't been

posting lately, but I

think it's time I spoke out

and told you all the truth.

I realize now that

I'm responsible for

who I surround myself with.

And it's my fault that I

brought Connor Brisco with us.

I-- I thought he was

the same kid I grew up

with, but I was wrong.

I guess, people change.

I'm sure many of you have

heard the 9-1-1 recording.

Wait Rowan, stop!

Hello. Hi.

Hi, no this-- This is

Rowan Douglas, of Owen and

Hey, buddy!

Connor's actions

were reprehensible,

but it's not him who we

should be talking about.

It's those who he

stole from us. Zeto.

The twins, Rowan

and Owen and Karrey.

That's why I've pledged 40%

of all earnings

generated by the sale

of this exclusive Daring

Dude's memorial sweatshirt.

And all the money is going to

go to the grieving families.

Be on the lookout for

more Daring videos

because I will not let a

setback like this stop me

from having fun with you all.

I love you little Dudes.

This is Marek

Morgan signing off.

Why? Why are you here?

Time to go.

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Cute!

Lloydo? Man, what

the f*ck did you do?

Okay, so close.

Just, we just gotta get

in there and shut the door

and then figure this all out.

Mom?

f*ck, guys, no dono's right now.

I just need to get

back to my room.

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Hey Ralph's mom,why are you

being such a b*tch?

Dude!

You were just a reason

to prove it, you know?

To prove it was real.

What? What are you

talking about? Dad?

And now I have to flush your

sh*t down the toilet.

When you don't remember.

How is that fair?

Chat, she's insane.

Obviously she's our period.

Go to your room!

Ah!

Stop being f*cking weird!

Finish what you

started young man.

Mistakes make mistakes, sweetie.

I always thought I'd

leave because my mom, man,

But not like this...

Not like this.

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We aren't done here, Ralph.

Watch whatever this is

While I figure out what

the f*ck is going on here.

Oh, oh bet.

We do all this. You know?

Like, we gotta give back.

Like and subscribe If you

think homelessness is bad.

...line?

Are you serious? You

said you were off book.

Do you want the money or not?

Sorry. It's, it's

just been a day.

I mean, my mom is sick

and my little brother--

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's great. What does any of

that have to do with

you knowing your lines?

Like, do you see my

confusion here? From the top.

You're not gonna

kidnap me, are you?

Look-- you're not gonna kidnap

me, are you? That's the line.

Say it. I'll cut around you.

Hey, what? Wait, why

is this place so clean?

Well, I wanted my place

to look nice on camera.

No, no. This is a low

income apartment tour.

Okay. So your place, it's

supposed to look shitty.

Why does me being

poor mean I have

to live in a shitty place?

Jesus Christ--

Oh my God!

See? That's better.

What the f*ck, dude?

Hey, do you want the

money or not? Okay?

Because there are a ton

of poor people like you

who would just love

to be on my channel.

Does that make sense?

Do you get that?

Yeah. No, tia that's great.

I mean, my tia gave it

to me when I was little.

It reminds me of her.

Okay, well, I guess all

that's left is the bathroom.

Oh wait, actually

there is one more room.

It's kind of like a closet,

but I go in there

sometimes to paint.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Can we see it?

Yeah.

Haley, what are you doing?

Hayley? What the f*ck?

Hayley, what is this?

Hayley, your closet is bigger

than I thought it'd be.

What? What was that? Hayley?

Are you--Hayley?

Get me out of here!

Hayley, your closet smells.

What the f*ck was that?

What was that?

What the f*ck?

Don't look back.

The monkey's on it?

What the f*ck?

What the f*ck is--

f*ck.

f*ck.

What the f*ck?

Hayley, are you in here?

Hello?

Hey, what's up guys?

So today we're doing

the Roman card wipe.

And so what you wanna do to

get started is you just take,

Yeah?

Luke, what did

we say about homework

before your little trick videos?

They're not little, okay.

They're, they're important.

No, Luke, homework is important.

Do you want actual skills?

These aren't skills, dad. Okay.

I- I'm gonna be an entertainer.

No, you're gonna end

up on the street.

How the f*ck...

Yeah!

Oh, you know what'd be cool-

Oh, f*ck, Fuc--

f*ck!

Yo. Yo. This guy's

perfect. Get this.

What's up you guys

Today we're giving

money to homeless people.

You take and you give,

you know. Bless up.

Leave a comment below if you

blessing up. You get it? Yeah.

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Is anyone there,

is anybody real?

Careful, sweetie.

What the f*ck?

You wouldn't want to mess up

that darling face of yours.

You b*tch!

You think I'm scared

of your ugly a*s? Try me!

Hey, hey, did you

see anything?

Mom!

Come get me,

you stupid b*tch!

What?

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Remember Ralph. This

is what you wanted.

I, I guess

It's time to finish.

What?

Quiet, dear. We're

at peak viewership.

Oh f*ck. Ah!

f*cking stop!

Ralphie, I'm just trying

to support you, sweetie!

Oh, please God no!

Please, chat, man, anybody

out there please help!

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It's over, Ralph.

Lloydo, man I'll do anything.

That's the problem, sweetie.

You'll do anything and you

can't keep your room clean.

Please, somebody out there!

Call the cops!