03x20 - Reunion: Part One

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- Tonight...
- Like, what do you think,

I'm gonna put my heart on a
platter for you to step on it?

- The epic two-part
beverly hills reunion begins.

- I knew I had a skeleton.

I knew I had a great big demon

Hiding in that closet.

- Do you feel that you've
been replaced by brandi?

- In a sense, yes, I do.

- But I don't talk [bleep] about
my friends behind their back.

It's that simple.

- That's not who I am,

And that is attacking
my character.

- Is this what you did
to adrienne for no reason?

- What did I do to adrienne?

- Jump in and get all mean.
Is that what you do to people?

- No, kim, it's not.
- That's what you do to people,

Be a mean, naughty, little girl.

- Sounds like you're madly
in love with him.

- I am.

- I think
that's kind of [bleep] up.

- That is the meanest thing
you can say.

- You think you have
a drinking problem?

- One glass of wine
helps a little.

- That shows you
how two-faced you are.

- Really, why don't you say

What you said about lisa
in paris?

- You're a liar.

- Yolanda, you are a liar.

- I don't mean it.

- Hey, everybody.

Welcome to the real housewives
of beverly hills reunion.

I'm andy cohen,

Joined by the fabulous and
radiant ladies of beverly hills.

Hi, lisa.
- Hello, darling.

- How are you?
- Good. Very excited to be back.

It was so much fun last time.

[Laughter]
- hi, kyle.

- Hello, andy.
- Everything good?

- Wonderful.
Couldn't be better.

- Kim, great to see you.
- Hi, andy.

Nice to see you.

- Ready for today?
- I think so.

- Good.
- Are you ready for me?

- I am.
I love turtles.

- I love turtles.
- Good.

- I love turtles.
- Hi, brandi.

- Hi, andy.
- You're very nervous today.

- I am.
- You were shaking

When you came in.
- Yes.

- Anything in particular?
- No, I think just in general.

- Okay. Hi, taylor.
- Hello, andy.

- You look very well.
- Thank you. I am well.

- And last but not least
our newest housewife yolanda.

Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

- Great. Ready for today?
- Yeah, I can't wait

To see what this is all about.

- Well, today we are missing
one of the housewives

That has been with us
since the beginning.

Adrienne maloof has decided
not to participate today.

This season was hard
on adrienne, as you all know.

A secret about her family
was revealed by brandi,

And from that moment on

Adrienne refused to speak
directly about it.

We know that frustrated you
in the audience.

It frustrated all of us too.

If you read the tabloids,
you might have theories

On what the secret is,
but adrienne won't be here

To tell her side
of the story.

Not only is she
absent tonight,

But she won't be on the show
next season.

Adrienne maloof's final act

As a housewife
is not showing up tonight.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Shocking.

- Ladies, what's your reaction
to that?

- Um, I think it's sad,
honestly, you know.

A lot of us went
through a lot together,

And, even if we've had
our differences,

There's sort of this sisterhood
sort of, you know,

Even if we've had problems
with each other.

We always kind of had
each other's back at times,

So there's a sadness
definitely.

- I think she changed
her boundaries, though.

I think, if you sign up
to do a reality show,

You have to be prepared
to open up your life,

And you made your life
the viewers' business

When you entered
into their living room.

And that's
what I don't understand.

How can you go into a reality
show with so many secrets

And then kind of get litigious

Every time somebody
brings something up?

What brandi did wasn't to expose
what many of us knew.

It was to expose the fact
that she consistently lied.

That was the point.

- Will she be missed?
- No.

No.

- I think of course
she'll be missed.

I'm not surprised,
because I think this season

She really did cause
a lot of problems.

It caused a huge situation
when it came out,

And then she didn't
come back to help us

Really carry the weight.

- But she's not gonna be back,

Because that's the consequences
of her not showing up today.

Right?
You sign up for a job,

You're there
till the last minute.

- But I'm saying
she will be missed.

- She didn't handle things
properly.

I really wish she had handled
things differently.

- Is it cowardly
not coming today?

- Absolutely.

I think, when you sign up
for a reality show,

You don't get--you don't get
to have a secret.

You don't--i mean, yes,
if you have a secret

And it gets put out there,
you have to deal with it.

It's what we all signed up for.

- I think
it's a mistake as well,

Because I think she's leaked
stories to the press

Saying that she wanted to quit,
and I don't believe that.

I believe she wanted to stay.

And I think
she should have come,

Cleared up the mess,
and moved on.

- Well, I think by not showing
up, she's--she's--looks guilty

Of what we've all said
that she's done.

So, I mean,
if she is innocent,

Why not just come
and plead your case?

- Well, last season brandi may
have hobbled into beverly hills

On crutches, but this year
she stood her ground.

And when her friendship
with adrienne turned sour

Over secrets revealed,

Things exploded.

It all started
with four little words.

"Shut the [bleep] up."

[Laughter]
watch.

- I have no filter,
and I do say things

That I probably shouldn't say.

- That's--'cause that
was really uncalled for.

- Aww.
Somebody's crying.

Call it out.

- Okay.
- "Call it out"?

What are you talking about?

- That means
shut the [bleep] up.

- Oh, my gosh.

This woman's insane.

There is something
absolutely wrong with her.

She's crazy.
- I have zero tolerance for her.

I feel like she lies a lot.

- We all know this
one major lie to be true,

And it just annoys
the [bleep] out of me

That she keeps lying about it.

And then, like, she--
- you did not just say that.

It's gonna get ugly.
- You know, certain comments

That that b*tch made,
so I'll get out of here.

- Who?
Who are you talking about?

- You.
- You just called me a b*tch.

- You are a b*tch.
You don't understand

What I'd like to do.
- I would love to tell you too.

- Tell me.
What would you like to tell me?

- You don't want to know, baby.
- You lie.

You lie constantly.
- [Bleep] you.

- You're a piece of [bleep].

- Brandi does not care

About anybody's reputation.

She only cares about
attention.

- Adrienne and paul

Are suing me.

- My lawyer is not suing you,

And there is no lawsuit.

- Are you joking?

- No, are you joking?

Shame on you.
Shame on you--

- Shame on me?

- For being so calculating.
- Shame on you.

- Shame on you for being
so calculating.

- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

They don't exist to me anymore.
Done. Bye.

Go away. Done.
See you.

- Brandi, you said
that adrienne called you

Before the last reunion

And wanted you to speak
at the reunion.

- Right.
It was so silly.

Paul and adrienne
called me together after that,

And they wanted me to go
on twitter and say I lied

About certain things
that I said.

It was all this drama,

And then, all of a sudden
when I yelled back at them,

All of a sudden there's
all of these negative stories

On radar online, which seems
to be her go-to place

About me
and me as a mother.

- So that then...
- Pissed me off.

- Pissed you off.
- Right.

- Then you're at a dinner
at sur

With the group
and you decided to share

A secret
about adrienne's family.

- It just made me so mad.

Like, I just wanted
to fight back,

'Cause that's what I do,
and so I did.

- Kim, you then revealed
to adrienne and paul

What brandi said.

Do you have any regrets
about that?

- Did I expect for them
to react that way?

Absolutely not.

I never expected them
to fly off the handle

And go running over
and scream at brandi.

- You know,
in the first season,

Your alcoholism came out.
- It did.

- It was something
that was very private to you.

- I knew I had a skeleton.

I knew I had a big, great demon
hiding in that closet,

And I was scared
every single day on the show.

I thought, "oh, my god,
is it gonna come out?

What am I gonna do?
How am I gonna hide this?"

And I'm sure she had a fear
of it all along.

If it's true or not,
it really isn't for anyone else

To decide to tell
except for her and her husband.

- Well, then she should watch
her big, fat mouth.

- While adrienne chose
not to be here tonight,

She has had some choice words
in the press.

She said a few weeks ago
that brandi,

That you create drama
for the sport of it.

You don't care
who you hurt along the way.

Does she have a point?

You said this to hurt her,
'cause you were mad at her.

- She started it.

I fight back.
That's what I do.

I'm not--i'm a happy, sweet,
fun-loving person

Until you cross me, and then
I will [bleep] cut a b*tch.

It's that simple.
- Kyle, what do you--

- You can't say that.
- Is that how you see brandi?

Is she a instigator,
or does she fight back?

- Well, if that is the case,
my claws will come out too

If someone will attack me
as a mother.

- And that's why paul called
and apologized to me.

- But I never heard that before.

- Paul called and apologized
to you?

- When they had their fallout,

And she--or someone,
bernie or whoever it was--

Was putting stories out
about him as a father

And him as a husband,

He called me and he said,
"I'm sorry.

I never knew
this was happening,"

Which I hope is true.

- So there was
a lot of speculation

About whether there
was a lawsuit,

A letter, a threat of a suit,
or what.

Brandi, clear it up.

- Geneva, my girlfriend,
used to work for her,

And she thought
that geneva was the one

Telling me all this information,
so she sent a letter

To geneva with my name on it.

Her lawyer called my lawyer

And made him aware
of this letter

And said, "we need
to have a meeting,

Or we're gonna go further
with the lawsuit."

If I don't go sit and down
with him,

That we're all getting sued.

And that ignited this
back-and-forth between my lawyer

And her lawyer--

- Creating all the bills.
- Which cost you $10,000.

- Yes, it really did.

- Got a lot of questions
had adrienne shown up,

Saying, "why would you go
on a reality show

"If there are aspects
of your life

You don't want public?"

Why do you guys
think she did it?

- I think that money can buy
a lot of things,

But it can't buy fame,
and I think

That that's the one thing
you can't buy,

And she wanted it
desperately.

- Hillary from
laramie, wyoming,

Wants to know, "brandi,
last year you had a problem

"With kim,
and this year it was adrienne.

Is it possible
you're the problem?"

- I mean,
anything's possible, andy.

[Laughter]

- Coming up...

- When did you invite me
to your home

When there wasn't a camera?
You didn't.

- I've been over
without cameras.

- Well, you have.
I wasn't.

- Maybe that says something.

- Now, while the record
may not show it,

There's more to life
in beverly hills

Than dinner parties
and suing friends.

These women
actually can get along.

Let's see how.

[Exclamations]

- At the end of the day,
we're all just a bunch of girls.

- Wait, lisa, no!
Lisa, stop!

- This is a trip
where we can have a good time,

So, please, no fighting.

- [Gasps]

[Shrieking]

- Oh, my god.

- Let's go.

- It's totally normal
for women our age

To be acting
completely ridiculous.

Right?

- That's cute.

What was your favorite moment
from this season?

- Probably that night in ojai

And all laughing like that.

- It felt
like a real girls' sleepover.

- Oh, my god.
We had so much fun.

- You literally what, kyle?

- I know.
Well, just go ahead, lisa.

Yes.
- She literally wet herself.

- I did.
- Did you?

- Yes.
- I laughed so hard. Yes.

- On the bed.
I'm like, oh, my god.

- I know.
I said, "oh, my god."

- Dawn from sherman oaks said,
"yolanda, all the ladies

"Had such a great time
in ojai.

"Why didn't you just cut loose
and join them?

Too far to climb down
from that high horse?"

- You see, that's the thing,
the dutch thing about me.

Probably people think that I'm
very cold or very arrogant.

And I'm actually not.
I'm a softie.

- Well, from the runways
of paris and milan

To the streets
of beverly hills,

This tall, stunning dutch girl

Quickly made her mark.

She might not like the drama,
but she was also never afraid

To offer her opinion.

Meet yolanda.

- I should have been
martha stewart's daughter.

Everything has to be perfect.

- Yolanda and david,
when I saw them together

For the first time, I can tell
they're really in love.

- Hi.
- Baby.

- I love you.

I absolutely cater
to my husband's needs.

Come on, I have a beautiful
dinner waiting for you.

- You do?
- Yes. Let's go.

My husband is king
in my house.

I think that's the way
it should be.

That's what keeps
two people together.

I don't think we ever need
to be apart.

Why are you discussing
like this?

Don't you guys just discuss
like normal women?

Where are these women from?

What planet are they from?

Like, let it go, girls.

Life is gonna be really
miserable if you can't move on

From those things.

- Yolanda...darling...
Nobody's listening to you.

- Let's just have
a great weekend.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- To me, yolanda's always had
a little bit

Of an "I'm better than you"
attitude.

- Let's make a circle
around the piano,

And we'll do a little music.

It's just something
that always seems

To be a part of who she is.
- Shh.

You don't speak.
You don't sing. Shh.

- You don't have any history
with him.

- Right.
- If you have anything

About my husband,
bring it on.

- Yeah.
- She's a gangster b*tch.

She doesn't put up with anything
from anyone,

And I love that about her.
- Screw you.

I mean, who are you really?

Who is adrienne maloof
in this world?

She's nobody.

- Yolanda, your life
completely changed the moment

You stepped into that first
party at villa blanca.

What was it like
being thrown into the middle

Of this group?

- I was kind of thrown
into the shark tank

And made to swim
on my own.

I mean, I wasn't really properly
introduced to anybody.

- Well, lisa was your friend
before the show.

Did she reach out to you?

- Yeah, but lisa was
in a very delicate position.

And she didn't want to--
- but, you see,

I don't like it
when somebody tries

To poison somebody
against somebody.

And I know her.

She has her own opinions.
She has her--

You know, she's gonna think
for herself.

- None of them really made
an effort to get to know me

Or reach out to me,
to make friends with me.

So the experience--
- I did.

- Well, you did actually, yes.

- I actually did. I called you,
asked you to dinner.

I called you on the phone
when you weren't feeling well.

- That was at the end,
sweetheart.

That was after we filmed
the season.

- But did you ever call anybody?

- Sweetheart,
I came into your group.

You didn't come into my group.

- No, but I was making
an effort with you, I did.

- You made an effort
at the end of the show.

I'm talking
when I first came--

- No, I still did.
We did. We would talk...

- No, we didn't.
- And text back and forth.

Well, that's what I remember.

- No, I don't--i don't.

- You also made it very clear
every time

You were with us, like,
"oh, I don't know, this group

And you girls"--
- excuse me, for you to say

That I was coming around
with an attitude

Or "these girls"--
- oh, okay, I did--

- No, I didn't.

I was on guard.
Because you know why?

Because I'm new.
I mean, I know you guys fight--

I'm protecting my heart.

If you had only taken a moment
to get to know me--

- I was trying,
but it was

A little bit difficult,
I have to say.

I was getting, like,
this very standoffish vibe--

- Well, no, but there's, like,
this foreign element

That I think people think
that she's standoffish.

And she's not at all.

- I felt like I was making
an effort actually.

- Sweetheart,
give me a little credit here.

I sat in your driveway,
sick as a dog in the car.

You didn't even
have the decency

To come out and offer me
a glass of water.

- She was really sick.
- I didn't even know

You were out there.

When you came to my house,
I cater to you,

I make sure you have a drink,
I make sure you eat.

Reaching out--
- we were all working

With people bringing us drinks.
- She was very upset that day.

No, she was very upset that day
that no one came out

To greet her,
'cause she came from cedars.

- I didn't even know she--

That's the first time
I heard that.

- See, exactly,
you don't know.

So you don't know--you don't
know anything about my life,

Because you didn't want to know.

- It was kind of hard
to get to know you,

Because you were
very almost isolated.

- Isolated?
I was guarded, honey.

What do you think, I'm gonna put
my heart on a platter

For you to step on it?
Come on.

Give me a little--
- I'm not gonna stab

Anybody's heart.
- Give me a little credit here.

- I felt like I was making
an effort actually.

But you said
you invited us all

Into your home
to get to know us.

I also invited you,
and you didn't come.

That's kind of what I was trying
to say before.

To portia's birthday,
to my dinner party.

There's a lot of things
you didn't come to.

- No, no,
but it wasn't my choice.

I didn't not--not come
to these events because--

- No, but I'm just saying--
- no, let me finish.

- Let me finish, 'cause you said
that you invited us

In your home,
all of us that night.

I had from before then
invited you as well,

And you weren't able
to make it.

So that's--i mean,
I was also making an effort,

Stuff that we were sh**ting--
- sweetheart,

That was on the show.

I'm talking reaching out to
another woman beside the show.

- You just talked
about on the show.

When did you invite me to your
home when there wasn't a camera?

You didn't.

- I've been over
without cameras.

- Well, you have.
I wasn't.

- Maybe that says something.

- Okay, I want to change
the topic a little bit.

Yolanda, that night
of your first party,

You said that the women
should be honored

To be
around your husband.

- What I meant is every day

I feel honored
to be around him,

Because he's such
an incredible human being.

So I expect my friends

And the people that come
into my home

And my sacred place
to respect my husband

And not come in there
with a "[bleep] you" attitude,

Like, "oh, you did this,"
you know.

That's what I was
trying to say.

- Got some questions, yolanda,
about your daughter.

Molly from columbus
is curious

About your parenting,
wanting to know

If you can explain
why you're worried

That gigi would be a l*sbian
if she plays volleyball

Or dresses a certain way.
[Laughter]

- In third grade, remember, I
used to wear basketball clothes

To school every day.

- Yes, I thought
that my daughter was...

A l*sbian.

That came out so silly

And so wrong.

We love 'em--whatever
their choices are, we love it.

Um--
- not a choice.

- Well, I mean,
whatever their choice--

Well...
- However they were born.

- That's debatable,
but that's another--

We have one that went
from one back and back.

So, you know what--
- okay. All right.

I'm not getting into this now.

- That's a whole other--
- okay, go on.

- We'll do that over a glass
of wine on an off night.

- Viewers also blanche

When you told the workman
at mohamed's

To learn english.

- Yeah.
You gotta learn english.

You know,
you're in america.

They speak english here.

These guys, some of them
have been with us for 15 years.

And it's out of love
that I say to these guys,

"Come on.
Try to learn english,"

'Cause it'll open
a whole other door

Of opportunity
for these people.

It was never mean in, like,

"Oh, my god.
You don't speak english."

Listen, if I hadn't gone
through that myself,

That would maybe be obnoxious,
but, when I came to america,

I knew 20 words of english.

And I made an effort to learn

Your language
because I live in your country

And this is where I am.

- Shelly from stamford,
connecticut

Has a very personal question
for you, yolanda.

"Tell me, do you and david
have a prenup?"

- Yes, we do.
- You do?

- Absolutely.
- Absolutely?

- Yes.
- Is that just

How it's done here?

- No, I think
it's important anywhere.

Everything's great
when you're in love,

But a prenup is just a contract,
an understanding,

So, you know,
if things ever come to an end,

You can walk away,
and, you know,

I love what ken and lisa have,

But unfortunately,
you know,

That is not--
not everybody can do 30 years

With one person,
and that's the reality of it.

And it's all good.

You know, maybe love cycles
are 15 years,

And after 15 years you're tired,
you need a change.

I mean, who knows?
- I like it. "Love cycle."

I like it.

- How long
are your love cycles, andy?

- Very short.
- I mean, just checking.

- Very short.
[Laughter]

Coming up...
- If a good friend

Had this information
and she shared it with strangers

At a party, I think
that's kind of [bleep] up.

- Yolanda, you had never seen
an episode of this series

Before you came on.
- No, I hadn't,

Because I don't
watch tv a lot.

I love to read
and, you know, write

And do different things,
but I remember looking once,

And I saw people screaming,
and I thought, "oh, my god.

That's so uncomfortable for me,"

Just because, you know,
where I come from,

It just doesn't--
so I turned it off.

And I never watched it,

Because I don't want
to judge anybody here

On what I see on the show.

So I wanted to really get
to know everybody

In a natural way,
and I regret it today.

- You do? You regret that?
- Absolutely.

Yeah, I should have totally
watched a show

Just to get ahead,
'cause it took me a long time

To catch up.

- When I first met you,
I got an amazing vibe

From you
and your awesome aura,

I mean, I was excited when we
planned the trip to ojai.

I was really excited
about spending

Particularly time with you.
I really was.

Personally, I was actually
shocked when we came home

And you said,
"oh, you know, so sorry

You missed coming to my house
for the master cleanse."

- We were gonna do the master
cleanse together, remember?

- Yeah, but we haven't made
a date on it.

- Yeah, we made a date,
but I don't know what happened.

We didn't make plans once.
We made it three times.

I mean, I didn't just suck that
out of my thumb.

- We never had plans to go--
- my love, we did.

- But wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Yolanda.

You and I talked about
a master cleanse up in ojai.

- We made plans.
Yes, we did, sweetheart.

- Let's clarify that.
Did we ever talk after ojai?

- No, we didn't.
- But sometimes we don't talk.

- You never returned my calls.
- Please, brandi,

This is important,
because right now--

I'm home from recovery
last year,

I'm fighting
for everybody to realize

That I'm on top of my game,
that I'm sober,

And I'm doing the right things,
and I'm responsible.

So when somebody comes up to me
and says,

"You didn't come to my house.
We had plans three times,

"And I waited for you,
and you're not there

To squeeze lemons with me,"

I'm sorry,
I take offense to that.

When you tell me,
you know, "you didn't show.

You know, I had plans
with you three times"--

- But you didn't.

- But I did not have plans
with you.

- Yes, we did.

- Did I ever talk to you
and make plans with you

To come to your home?
- You know, it's fine.

- It's not fine.
It's not fine for me.

Because I need a clarification
that we--

- The clarification is this--

Let's get--it's very simple.

- Perfect.
- You and i, we talked

About doing the cleanse, right?
- In ojai.

- I called you.
I left messages.

We never connected.
And you called me too.

I know you called--
- phone tag back and forth.

- So we just didn't connect.

Then through sally,
we made plans to do--

- Production.

- So you and I
never made plans?

Personally, you and I never--
- no, we made plans--exactly.

Not saying that you are--

- Not showing
for where I'm supposed to--

That's what was
important to me.

- No, no, it was just
that we made plans

Through production,
and, like I said,

You know,
that's why it's important

For the girls, I think,
to have a relationship

Beside the show.

- Yolanda, you announced
a few months back

That you have been suffering
from lyme disease

And that it was
rather serious.

How are you doing?

- It took a long time

To get diagnosed.

- I've been sick really
maybe since two years

That I've been starting to feel

That my brain function
was changing.

- And how did that manifest
itself during sh**ting?

- The significant moment
was when taylor and i,

You know, got into this thing
at kyle's party.

I remember looking at her
and not able to form

Any sentences.

Like, my brain
was so shut down that,

At that point,
I couldn't write anymore,

I couldn't read,
and I couldn't speak anymore.

And I remember looking at her,
going, like,

I have all these things
to say in my head,

And I couldn't say it,
and I said to her,

"You're such an [bleep],"
which is so not me.

Like, it is something
that I would just never say,

But it was absolutely out
of lack of being able to speak.

- You had some harsh words
for taylor on your blog.

You said, "trash talk
is poisonous, miss taylor,

"So maybe get the story
before you let your mouth

Run on someone
you don't even know,"

Referring to some comments
that taylor made

About your marriage.
- About my husband. Yeah.

What hurt me the most
about what you said

Was here you're coming
into our life

Judging us
on what linda told you.

- Well, then I owe you
an apology, and I apologized

On my blog, but I want
to say I'm sorry,

Because I came
into our relationship

From a completely
unfair direction.

Coming into your life
and it looking so perfect

And beautiful was hard,

Just in the state
of where I was.

So...
- I get it.

- This season saw
a renewed taylor

Ready to take on the world.

But behind a strong facade

Was a woman still wrestling
with her demons.

It was not an easy road.
Watch.

- I've seen taylor
have good days,

And I've seen taylor
have bad days.

- You're talking
about physical abuse,

And there's
a dead man involved.

- She didn't have to stay
in that marriage.

- What do you mean
by that, kim?

- Nothing, taylor.

- I always supported you,
so don't right now.

She slept with everybody else,

So I guess she had to take

A flight out of town
to go get laid.

- There's nothing more ugly
than a drunk woman.

- [Giggles]

- Taylor is a hot mess.
- [Laughs]

- She's most definitely
struggling,

And I think
a lot of the times

It's being fueled
by alcohol.

- Okay, I have kennedy
with me anyway.

Can I just keep her
with me then?

- I just want to say
one thing, taylor.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

Or be afraid to tell you,

I do recognize somebody

That has a drinking problem.

You gotta say,
"what am I doing?"

- Um, do you think
you were drinking too much

On the show
this season?

- Absolutely.
Yeah.

- Do you think
you have a drinking problem?

- I don't now.

I mean, I think it was worse.

I was really struggling,
and it was just a lot

About not knowing how to cope.

And one glass of wine
helps a little,

And then, by the time you get
to three or four,

You can actually think
of laying down in your bed,

So, although it was
a bad choice,

It was the most natural choice,
and I would wake up

In the morning
and just feel worse.

But I didn't know
what to do.

I was really overwhelmed.

- So you had a problem,
but how did you solve it?

- The times
when I would feel like,

"Oh, my god.
I'm so stressed out,

And now I'm reaching
for a glass of wine,"

Is very different than, "here
we are celebrating something,

"My friend's birthday.
Let's have some champagne.

And I'm in a good, happy place."

You know, there is
a big difference there--

- Yeah, but, taylor, even when
you're in a social situation,

It's going too far,
because, you know,

She was stumbling.

She was when we were
in that restaurant.

And I said, "taylor,
get a grip."

- Kim, obviously this is
something you've struggled with

For a long time.
You've talked about that a lot.

What's your reaction to this?

- It was actually getting hard
for me

To see you like that.

I was scared for you,
and it was uncomfortable for me.

And I tried to tell you,
like, how I related to it.

- Oh, honey, don't cry.
- No, I'm sorry,

But it's like--and then I see
that you're mad at me.

- No, I just--okay.
- And I didn't come there

To point any fingers,
because I really, really,

Genuinely care,
and I was scared for you,

Because I don't want you
to end up where I did.

And I really am frightened
for you.

Even if you cut back
and just had a couple glasses,

I don't think you can do that.

- And then you wrote
in your blog, taylor,

"I know dr. Drew,
and, kim, dr. Drew you are not.

"If I had a nickel for every
time kim no-showed for events

With no call, I could pay
all my attorneys' fees."

- And that really hurts
my feelings.

- Listen, lisa talks to me
about it off-camera--

You know, and says...
- I do too.

- When she's had concerns
in the past--not really.

- Oh, yes, I have,
and you tell me,

"Shh," like,
"don't say anything."

I call you,
and you don't return me back.

- You've been gone for months
to rehab.

- I've been gone for months?

When I do call you,
you don't return my phone call.

- Kim, that's not true.
- It's totally true.

- Okay, well,
I appreciate it, I do.

I really do.
- So, taylor,

I think
it was really disturbing

For a lot of people

At kim's party
celebrating her new nose

To see the confusion
surrounding where kennedy was

And who was taking care of her.

What was your reaction to seeing
that play out on television?

- That was not the plan.
My nanny was to stop

By kyle's house, then was
to deliver her to my mother,

Because we were filming
that night.

So, when I called,
if I would have been sober

Or anywhere on the planet,

I still would have been shocked
that kyle had kennedy

At kim's house.
- And I assumed

That the nanny had asked her.

- But do you think you guys
should have had a conversation

At a party with all
the other women about that?

- Taylor actually said
on the phone

That the nanny was supposed
to take her to my mom's,

And that part didn't get aired,
and then kim and I also said

To marisa,
"you don't know taylor.

You don't know
what she's been through.

- Kyle and I both
got very defensive

With marisa,
and she kept going,

And I said,
"who is this girl?

She doesn't even know taylor
that well."

- But that's the point.

Why were you guys talking
to her about it?

That's my point.

- Why is everybody talking
about what goes on?

- I just don't think it's fair--
- didn't you just say--

Didn't you say,
when we do a reality show that,

When things come up, we have
to talk about everything?

- If a good friend
has this information

And she shared it
with strangers at a party,

I think
that's kind of [bleep] up.

- All right.
Where do things stand

With the legal trouble
that you've been in?

We saw you have to sell
your wedding ring.

- Right, right. Yeah, everything
is good right now.

That doesn't mean I want anyone
else coming after me, though.

So a few days ago,
the attorneys showed up

At my house
and took my wedding ring...

- Oh.
- And two hermes bags.

And then I still owe them
a little money.

But it's over.

- Have you had to give up
any more birkin bags?

- No, but, you know,
it's funny with those,

I don't even know
if they're real,

And I had my wedding ring
reappraised too,

'Cause I thought it's probably
not even real either.

- And was it?
- It was.

I was surprised actually.

I went to my jeweler.
I'm like, "let me know

If this is a cubic zirconium,
because I have no idea."

It was, like, to that extent
at that point.

- From all your legal troubles

Came something else.

You're now dating
your lawyer, right?

- Yes.
- And he is married, but--

- He's in--
he's in a protracted divorce,

So they're still settling
assets, and, you know,

Those things can take
a long time.

- Brandi, what did you think

Of taylor dating
a married man?

- I mean, it does bother me
quite a bit,

'Cause I feel like,
get out of your marriage

Before you start
a new relationship.

And it was very difficult for me
that that happened to me.

I feel for his wife
and the kids.

Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah, but wait--

- I've been in that position.

- But to be fair, you know
when there's a lot of,

You know, stuff to be divided,

Divorce can take
three or four years.

- Oh, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.

- That person's not allowed
to date then?

That's--
- but I think that they were--

When you guys
were originally together,

They were still happily married.
- Oh.

- They had been living apart
for several years.

It was just a matter
of paperwork at that point.

- You're not just dating him.

I mean, it sounds like you're
madly in love with him.

- I am.
- That's great.

- Thank you.
- And how long

Has this been going on?

- Um, gosh, since the end
of the summer.

Yeah.
So things are great.

He's amazing with kennedy,

And it's just really nice
for her

To see a healthy relationship.

- So he lives in colorado?
- He does.

- So are you spending
half your time there,

Or are you spending
most of your time there?

- We're spending
the ski season there.

It's just
an extended vacation.

That way, when we come back,
everything's new

And fresh,
and it's our new life,

And the past is behind us.

- Coming up...

- That shows you
how two-faced you are.

- Excuse me.
- That's catty.

- Okay, really,
why don't you say

What you said
about lisa in paris?

- Okay, brandi,
there was a rumor

Floating around

That leann rimes
was joining the cast

Of this show.
- Yeah.

- How did you react to that?

- I mean, it's a rumor.

And she said so many horrible
things about the show.

"It's just a bunch
of drunk people running around."

Which is kind of true.

I would feel like she would be
a giant hypocrite,

But, I mean, this show
has done so much for me.

And bring it on.

- Well, we're down
a housewife.

Would you like to meet
our newest real housewife

Of beverly hills?
All: yes!

- Okay, let's bring her out.
- Oh, my gosh.

- You're lying.
- I'm kidding.

[Exclamations]

- I know you.
- Teaser.

- Oh, my god.
- She comes walking out

With your kids.
- You know what?

That would be--
- oh, oh, I crossed the line.

Oh, okay.

- We are back with the real
housewives of beverly hills.

Through two seasons
of shifting alliances

And crumbling relationships,

One friendship
has stood the test--

Lisa and kyle's.

This year, though,
scratches on the surface

Led to deeper wounds.
Watch.

- Maybe I should lie and say,
"oh, the friendship's

Exactly the same as it is,"
and it's changed.

She was devastated.

You weren't sending flowers
the next day.

- Excuse me, lisa, lisa--

- Don't point your finger.
- I'm not pointing my finger.

Excuse me, I know
that you don't like adrienne.

Lisa and I keep saying
we're going to move forward

And move forward,
but it keeps

Getting brought up
over and over again.

I know things to be truth--

- But what about all the things
she said about me?

- I know.
I know, I know, I know.

We already know that.
But my point is--

- All right,
but that's not relevant.

- You already said
you moved on,

So let's move on from that.

- Kyle stands up
for everyone but me.

Sometimes the most hurtful thing
is the silence of your friends,

Not the words of your enemies.

You try to be loyal
to somebody who's a friend,

And that gets chipped away.
- She ought to have a lesson

In what a true friend is.

- Say that to me,
you feel really bad

About not defending me.

- I didn't do that
to be mean, okay?

- It doesn't matter, kyle.

It's always nice to have
a friend that turns around

And says, "you know what,
I'm on your side."

Shut the [bleep] up.

I want it to be the same
as it was.

But don't you realize,
if you keep saying things,

"You're manipulative,
you hold a grudge,

You do this, you do that,"
I never accused you of anything.

- Well, that's not accusing.

- That's not nice to say that.

I'm sorry, it isn't.
- That's how I feel.

- "Why aren't you my friend
anymore?

And you're not the same."
I know.

But it's changed.
So what?

- It's like you only have room
for brandi.

- I've been replaced.

- She insulted me,
and she says

I get brandi to talk to me.

Really,
that's an insult.

So, come on, kyle,
here's your last chance.

Back me up.

- I mean, taylor has enough
problems going on right now.

- I'm over it.

- Was part of your issue
this season, lisa, that,

Every time the subject
of adrienne came up,

She was kind of speaking up
on adrienne's behalf

And you didn't feel
like she was--

- Yeah, but I felt that suddenly
she became close to adrienne.

- I wasn't even close--
I wasn't even seeing her.

- She was never close
to adrienne before.

And suddenly she was kind
of cozying up to adrienne,

Defending her on every level.
- That was the illusion.

- You know,
adrienne came in saying,

"Oh, we've got your back.
We've got your back,"

And I knew a lot of it

Was based around
this whole business decision,

Because they wanted the listing
on adrienne's house.

I knew that.
- Oh, really?

[Overlapping statements]

- If you want to talk about
attacking someone's character,

That never stopped me from being
honest with you or camille.

- Well, you sold my house--
you sold my house

Before the reunion.

- It's never stopped me
from being honest.

That is not who I am,

And that is attacking
my character.

I don't give a [bleep]
about that.

- I think that was
a business relationship

That needed to be nurtured.

- No, it's not.
- Yes, I think it is.

- Well, let me--
- are you friends

With adrienne now?

- Well, I've never been
really close with adrienne.

- But they were coming over
and you were saying--

- Oh, two times?

- "We've got your back.
We've got your back."

- Two ti--
and I did have her back.

And the reason I defended her

Is because she wasn't there
to defend herself,

Which is her own fault,

And I don't like the way
she handled things,

But she wasn't there
to speak up for herself.

And it felt weird to have
everyone saying

All these negative things
and to sit quiet.

- Do you feel your relationship

With kyle and mauricio
changed

After he sold your house?
- Oh, yes, very much so.

- You do?
- And so does ken.

- Oh, wow.
- You feel like they dropped you

After--
- so you don't think

I've been trying all this time
to mend things with you?

- No. When?
I never hear from you ever.

- Lisa, that's--
that is not true.

- When od I ever hear from you?

- I talk--i call you,
I text you, I email you.

I walk into your restaurant.

I don't know--
you so badly want

Someone to think I'm
this person that I'm not.

Maybe if I look worse,
it makes you look better,

I don't know,
but that is not who I am.

- Mm, I don't think that's--
- wait, lisa,

Are you saying my sister's
only been your friend

To sell your house?

'Cause I know my sister
better than that.

- No, we were friends before.

No, we were friends
before that.

And we were friends before.
- Right.

- I will say, because I do spend
a ton of time with lisa

Outside of sh**ting,
I'll say,

"Have you heard from kyle?",
And she says, "no."

- Well, that's because it's
changed a lot since--

And I said recently, no,
she's right, recently.

- Do you feel that you've
been replaced by brandi?

- In a sense, yes, I do.
- How?

- Well, I feel
like I just do.

I mean, you know--
- I don't talk

Behind lisa's back,

And that's why we have
a different relationship.

- You haven't had an issue
with her.

Maybe if you had a fight
with her , an argument--

- We argue all the time.

- Yeah, but not--
obviously nothing major.

- We have the conversation
with each other.

No, we argue. Trust me.
- Yes.

- Maybe I'm a horrible person,

But, yeah, I go to my friends
to talk.

- Do you feel that lisa holds
you to a different standard?

- Yes, I do.

I don't understand
why I'm held

To be the one
that has to jump in--

- Do you hold her
to a double standard?

- No, I don't think so
at all.

I think she said too many things
behind my back.

- And I think everyone here
knows that we've had problems

But that I care about you,
and I have fought my a*s off

To try to fix it,
and you've made it so difficult.

- It's not the same as it was.

- And if you can't change it,
that's okay.

- You can't unknow something.

I can't unknow something.

- I just wish
that we could move past it,

Because, I mean,
if we--

What we've gone through
and we've gotten better,

What camille and I went through,
we got better,

I mean, life is too short.

- Lisa, do you still care?

- About kyle?
Yes, very much.

But I think it needs
to be rebuilt slowly,

And I think I need
to gain confidence in her,

Because I don't ever talk
behind their backs.

I do not do that.

- Lisa, but we've had fights--
- let me finish.

- When you had a fight
with camille,

We've talked about camille.

- I do not sit there
and slag you off

Behind your back,
absolutely not.

- That's not behind the back.
That's a friend

Talking to a friend
when they had a fight,

Which is what we've done.
- I've said to you--

How many times have I said
to you I don't want to talk

About the other women?
I said that--i just--

I'd rather deal with her,
you know, straight to her face.

- I've tried so hard,
and I really feel like,

No matter what I do,
is wrong.

I don't know--
I mean, I can't--

You're damned if you do,
damned if you don't.

- Brandi, do you think kyle

Is jealous of how close
you and lisa have become?

- Absolutely.
I think that's where a lot

Of the drama stems from.
I mean, I think

That they do care so much
about each other,

And she does feel
like she's been replaced,

But here's the deal--

I don't talk [bleep]
about my friends

Behind their back.
It's that simple.

- We've had moments
of those too, by the way,

And moved forward,
but, you know--

- Kyle and I do get along.
I mean, we all get along.

- By the way, you and I
haven't even had an argument

At all this season.
I really have grown to like you.

- No, and I say that to people.

- I'm not gonna have someone
go attack you.

- But you do attack her.

When we were in vegas,
okay,

You are the one
that started going to her,

Like, "oh, yeah,
plastic surgery,"

The minute we got in the car.

And that shows you
how two-faced you are.

- Excuse me.
- That's catty.

- Okay, really,
then why don't you say

What you said about lisa
in paris?

- Coming up...

- She wasn't talking
behind your back.

- Yolanda. Yolanda.
- She was not talking--

She was right there in the room.
- Stop!

- I really have grown
to like you.

- No, and I say that
to people.

- I'm not gonna have someone
go attack you.

- But you do attack her.

When we were in vegas,
okay,

You are the one
that started going to her,

Like, "oh, yeah,
plastic surgery,"

The minute we got in the car.

And that shows you
how two-faced you are.

- Excuse me.
- That's catty.

That's the point.
- Okay, really,

Then why don't you say

What you said about lisa
in paris?

- What did I say about lisa?

- I'll give you the opportunity
to say it first.

Why don't we do that?
- What are you talking about?

- That she's phony,
and that she's a fake,

And that she's pretending
to care about kim

To look good
in front of everybody,

And that she doesn't give
a [bleep] about kim.

And "did lisa knock
on kim's door?

Did lisa text you?"

- Listen, listen--

- "Did she call you?
No, honey, she didn't."

You said--
- no, no, no, I said--

- No, no, no, let me finish.

And you said,
"she's full of [bleep]."

- Oh, my god.

- Well, that's what she said
in paris.

- Did you say any of this stuff?
- No, I didn't.

- Yes, you did.
- You said that lisa

Was full of [bleep]?
- No, never.

- Yes, you did.
And you said, "the reason

"I like brandi--
at least she's honest,

"And she's straight-forward,
not like lisa,

"Who is a phony
and wants people

To think she's someone."

That's what you said
to both of us in the airport.

She said it to both of us.

- You weren't there.
You weren't even talking

To your sister.

I schlepped her bags
through the airport in paris.

- You want to talk
about being honest,

Then be honest.
- You were a total [bleep]

About your sister.
You were.

You weren't talking
to your sister in the airport.

- Yolanda.
- She was sitting by herself,

And I was the only one
sitting with her.

I carried her bags
through the airport.

- So now you're gonna lie.
You're gonna lie.

We sat there--
- you're a liar. Please.

- Yolanda, you are a liar.

- This is what happened,
yolanda.

She was talk--
she was talking behind my back

Last night,
and what yolanda was saying--

- She wasn't talking
behind your back.

- She was, yolanda.

Yolanda. Yolanda.
- She was not talking behind--

She was right there in the room.
- Stop!

The night before
she was talking

Behind my back at dinner.

- She wasn't.
- And you said,

"She's not your friend.
She's full of [bleep]."

- She was right there
in the room.

I said to you, "it's not nice
that she keeps bringing up

The conversation
in front of you..."

- And you said,
"she's not your friend."

- "With you in the room."
- "She's full of [bleep]."

- But she wasn't talking
behind your back.

- I swear to god
that's what you said.

I promise you.
- You remember?

- I remember. I do remember.
- Okay, good.

- You're gonna make fun
of her now?

- I didn't relapse, yolanda.

- I'm not making f--
I'm not faking--

Honey, she went
to south of france before...

- Let me interrupt,

'Cause what we have here--
- you're confused, honey.

- No, I'm very clear.

- Just want to hear
what lisa says about this.

- I have been nice to you.
On camera, off camera,

The whole season.

And then you're so nice
to everybody,

And then you talk [bleep]
about everybody in your blog.

I don't understand
why you do that.

- I don't talk [bleep].
I have an opinion.

- So you're nice to me...
- My blogs are my opinion.

- On camera and off,
and then--no, really?

So who do I believe,
the you that talks to me

In my face or the you
in the blog?

Who should I believe?

- [Scoffs]
I don't see you.

You never look in my face.
What are you talking about?

- I'm asking if you think

That yolanda said
that you were full of [bleep]

At the airport.

- I don't believe it.

- Next week,
the reunion continues.

So you think kyle is kind of
a liar, is what you're saying.

- We were very concerned.
You weren't lucid.

- Hold on.
Hold on a second.

You guys have no idea
about any of this stuff.

- For you to say
I'm not acting sober

Was so wrong.

- Who do you trust the most?

- I trust...

- I don't think a man should
ever speak to a woman that way.

It's actually cowardly.

- Is this what you did
to adrienne?

- What did I do to adrienne?
- For no reason?

Jump in and get all mean.
Is that what you do to people?

- That is the meanest thing
you can say.

- I'm not trying to be mean.
- Well, it is.

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