13x01 - Bonjour, Paris

[bunniefuu]

Oh, you're gonna get a bunch of people in Paris?

Ah, exciting!

Don't touch me.

You have to say, je m'appelle Mallory.

Hi, I'm Mallory, I'm 19 years old.

You all packed up?

Yeah.

You ready to go up or what time is it tomorrow?

I go to Iowa State University.

Let's go to Sideshow!

I was on scholarship playing for their team.

I did give up my soccer scholarship to go to Ferris.

Ready?

My life normally is very structured.

I haven't had the chance to be very spontaneous.

We have everything packed!

My name's Chris and I am 22 years old.

I just don't want you to fly.

I don't want to go to Paris.

The French people don't even like Americans.

My mother is terrified of me going to France.

I just want to get over that flight.

She is scared that the plane will explode, crash, hijacked.

Up and down, straight through.

Just really be careful out there, you know, in France I'm talking about.

Yeah.

I am gonna miss you though, just make sure you keep in touch.

It's the most important people in my life, my mom and dad.

If you have the love and support of your family, you can do anything.

I think deep down my parents are very disappointed that I'm giving up the Sacher Scholarship,

but I want this to be about my life.

I want this to be about growing.

I want this to be about learning, about experiencing.

Take care of yourself, you know?

Seriously.

You know, you promise, you know?

Just be careful out there.

I think my mom does want to keep me as her little girl.

I definitely will come see her in Paris

and pray that everything goes according to God's plan for her.

I'm very nervous, but I'm so incredibly excited to go to Paris.

Bonjour.

This is the true story.

C'est une histoire vraie.

Of seven strangers.

De sept étrangers.

Pigs to live in France.

In a chateau.

Work together and have their lives changed.

C'est la vie par la suite.

Find out what happened.

When people stop being played.

Bring it on, y'all.

It's starting to get real.

The real world, Paris.

Je suis sauvage.

J'ai d'un poids bleu avec mon nom érotique.

Je suis dansé, c'est des chiennes comme un fou.

Ce joli figandu qu'on appelle Passepartout.

Yeah.

Hello, Americano.

All right.

So far, so good.

Yo, what's up?

Ace, 23 Statesboro.

I'm from, I know every single person,

and I feel like I'm a big fish in a little pond.

My name's Leah, I'm 22 years old and I'm from Glencove, New York.

Hi!

Hello!

What's up?

How you doing?

Hi!

I'm so glad to see you in America.

I know!

What's your name?

Ace.

Ace, I'm Leah.

It's nice to meet you too!

I talk to him and I hear this southern accent.

And I'm just like, oh, how cute are you?

Where are you from?

New York.

Where are you from?

Georgia.

Nice!

Walk down the stairs and make a right on avenues in New York.

Just graduated from college and I'm ready to start a whole new chapter in my life.

I'm so glad to see you.

I know!

I know!

I'm so excited!

I think those are the tickets in there.

You used to be in a subway, right?

You were in a subway?

Yeah.

I've never been.

Really?

No.

Okay.

I'm from a smaller town.

When I look at Ace, I see a lot of innocence.

What's your name?

Is it Emile Day?

Bonsoir?

Bonsoir, now?

What's yours morning, right?

Morning and afternoon.

I was in a French play.

And I know, voilà, c'est méchant le.

Which is, look, there's a big bad wolf.

Ace is cute.

He's great and he's funny.

And I would like to be able to establish a friendship with Ace.

I'm a little bit nervous as I wait at the airport

to get picked up.

I have no idea what's gonna happen

and that's really, really exciting.

Hey!

I haven't had a relationship up until this point.

I think I might be ready for one.

Hey!

I'm gonna get you!

Ha ha ha.

Bonjour.

I saw you pass, but I wasn't sure if it was you.

When I first meet Chris, he just seemed like,

seemed a little bit full of himself.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

We're gonna be family now, right?

Yes, we are.

I'm like a tootsie roll lollipop.

I work around the hot edge first,

then get to the soft side.

I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.

But I don't even know,

is taking directions as to where the house is?

Do you know how to get to the Paris trains?

Man, what's going on?

Do you know how to get to the Paris trains?

Do you know how to get to the Paris trains?

Excuse me, are you sure?

Of course not.

I'm trying to talk to strangers,

no one wants to talk to me.

I'm getting pissed off

because I can't find this train station.

Don't mess with me, horse,

cause I lay down the laws.

I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man.

Anybody know how to get to the Paris trains?

Does anybody know where the trains are?

I have no clue where we're going.

I just hope we make it to the house.

I was kind of seeing the girl for a while, but uh, I don't know, not really.

I'm kind of…

The attraction I have to Ace, it is because he has things about him that remind me of

someone that I used to be in love with.

Oh my God, I think we're going the wrong way.

Maybe we should get off, because I think we're going the wrong way.

God, I hope we're not supposed to be on the other side.

I'm gonna put you in charge.

I put Lee in charge, so if we did get lost, it was all her fault.

So I can't wait to find out what our job is?

That's what I'm excited about.

That's what I'm kind of nervous about.

We won't ever spot that thing, because I haven't had a job in my five years, six years.

You've never had a real life job?

Well, I mean, I own a couple of businesses in Statesboro.

What kind?

I own three bars.

I have the most wonderful grandmother in the world.

She gave me all the money to start my first business.

Who's taking care of him while you're here?

My other partner's wife.

Oh, okay.

He looks very young.

He owns three bars.

I'm thinking you.

Hey, that's Lidl on that side.

What?

That's Lidl on that side, man.

No!

There we go.

How does it change?

Oh, my God.

There it is.

Paris by train.

What's the first thing you're going to do?

I just want to go around the city.

And then you move to the famous Art Museum.

I love art.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Nice.

That'll be our first date.

Oh, okay.

I'm thrilled to be here.

This is such an unbelievable place.

I'm so happy.

I do.

I am.

Do you want to dance?

What?

Do you want to dance?

Yeah.

I look at Mallory and think that she's very nice

and Mallory's mature for her age.

I think she has a wild side in her.

She just needs a little help, you know,

getting that side of her out.

I'm excited.

Yeah, me too.

I'm so overwhelmed as I'm walking to our house

and I'm in this neighborhood.

It is so beautiful.

Wow, here it is.

Wow.

Wow.

Bonjour.

Oh.

House is fantastic.

It's just unbelievable.

Oh my.

Hello, we are the first ones here.

Look at this.

Just like a kid in a candy store.

So cool.

There's another floor.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

There's another floor.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

You wanna be my roommate?

Where?

I don't wanna pick bed.

We can't pick bed right now.

I really don't think that it's fair

to just get in the house and state your claim.

Wow, this room is gorgeous.

Oh, I love Paris.

I'm in France.

I've only been in France for about two minutes and I have no idea where I'm going.

Bonjour.

Bonjour.

Uh…

Prôter…

Je ne sais quoi?

Je ne comprends pas la français.

Ah, je ne comprends pas…

Tu speak English?

A peu.

A peu?

Complete language barrier.

I can't communicate with anybody.

What's your name?

That's English!

I'm Adam.

Christina, nice to meet you.

You must be my new roommate.

My name is Adam, I'm 23, and I'm from Beverly Hills.

Hi, my name is Christina.

I'm 24 years old, and I'm from Las Vegas, Nevada.

Ah!

I'm a c*ck waitress.

I'm not a stripper, because people ask me that, and they automatically assume,

girl from Vegas, are you a dancer, are you a stripper?

I'm like, no, no, no, no, no.

I was just messing with you.

It was very exciting for me to meet girls.

I don't speak French.

I got straight A's, went to Stanford, didn't have any trouble there.

I always kind of succeeded in everything.

There's nothing else that really poses a challenge to me in my life, except women.

Um, do you know where we live?

No.

So you and I are going to have to find this.

You're kidding.

I'm so bad with directions.

I'm great with directions, but I'm in France.

Oh my God, this is so pretty.

Hey!

That's our house.

That?

Yeah, in that panel.

Wait, that's our house right there.

That's our house right there.

Isn't that cool?

Let's go!

Hello!

Hello.

We're visitors.

There's someone in the house!

Hi!

Check this out.

My name is Mallory.

I'm Leah.

Nice to meet you.

Leah is awesome.

Nice man.

How you doing, man?

Nice to meet Ace.

Ace, he's my man.

I love the guy already, I can tell.

Oh my God!

Yay!

It's nuts!

It's just gorgeous.

It is.

This is so great!

I'm so excited.

I love it.

Mallory is really, really beautiful.

The way she smiles, her lips, and her eyes, she's just stunning.

Okay, do we turn left?

All the way down here and then left.

All the way down?

Let's go all the way down.

Okay, let's see.

Okay, this is Patouillard.

Adam, he's asking everybody around where everything is,

and I'm just like, we have to ask young people,

because young people know how to speak English.

Adam looks at him like he completely understood what he said,

so I'm all like, yeah!

I don't have the foggiest idea what he said.

Baby, you ridden me all over town.

Go get him, go get him.

It's on the other side?

Oh, where's he?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he said something about accompanying us there.

Accompanying us?

Okay.

He said something about company.

I think it is.

I think these kids…

Do you think they know where they're going?

If they don't, I'm going to take his bike.

I'm Simon, I'm 18 from Wicklow in Ireland.

The main anxiety is meeting the other six housemates.

Nice to meet you, I'm Valerie.

Simon, how you doing?

Hi Simon.

Good!

I'm Leah.

The Americans themselves are very enthusiastic about absolutely everything.

Where are you from?

Ireland.

Okay, cool.

Ireland!

Ireland!

Being in Six Americans, that's more of a culture shock to me than actually being in Paris.

I think that Simon and I instantly bonded because he could sense that he could be comfortable with me.

She's got like a really warm quality.

Someone here?

And then…

What's up big pimpins?

Do you have any idea how long we're going to walk it?

I'm Adam.

Adam, nice to meet you CT.

Hi!

Simon, nice to meet you.

Ace is definitely hot and better looking than I am.

And CT is probably too.

I mean he's taller, he's bigger, he's stronger.

Christina, nice to meet you.

As Christina walks in the door, I just think she's on fire, you know what I mean?

She's got a body, oh my god.

This place is fantastic!

Hello, yes, yeah.

Confession!

Alright, so Christina, I really can't stand her.

Okay, let's do this again.

I know Christina and Leah and then Simon, CT, Ace.

Mallory.

Mallory, like family ties.

Yeah, like family ties.

The only other Mallory I've ever met in my life.

Mallory is hot.

Wonderful.

Definitely want to see the opera.

No kidding.

Yeah.

I want to see everything.

You are cultured.

Oh, at the end of this experience, I want to know everything I can and…

I'm looking at Mallory and I'm thinking, I want my wife to look like that.

I haven't known her that long.

All these thoughts start flying through my head about how beautiful she is and how I want to get to know her.

And it's kind of driving me nuts.

I think three girls in one room, that's going to be a lot of estrogen.

It's a lot of female.

Yeah.

So you three stayed in here?

We think so.

I mean, it's totally up to everyone.

We haven't had any direction.

Leah and Simon have the idea that we should room together.

They just are so funny.

What's Simon doing?

Oh, but you know what that means though?

That means that one of us is going to have to room with a girl.

I've already dropped my bags on a bed.

CT has his bags on the bed next to mine.

Somebody is going to get screwed and it's going to be Ace.

Dad, have you ever lived with a girl before?

Yeah, one time.

Okay.

Nice girlfriend.

Didn't go very good.

Didn't go very good.

At least we have our own bathroom here.

Yeah, we do have our own bathroom.

I think it's going to be really good sharing a room with Christina.

She wears her heart on her shoulder and a lot on myself.

What is that?

Looks like a coffin.

Got my bare essentials.

What is that?

What did you bring with you?

I mean, the coffin.

Basically all the essentials.

What are these props?

He only brought the necessary things.

I brought a bunch of just weird stuff.

I'm going to lighten the mood.

If something is going wrong, I'm going to make it better.

Just making everyone have a good time.

Do you get pissed at somebody?

Oh.

I brought boxing gloves so that people who are that frustrated with each other,

that they can just throw on some gloves and they both look okay.

I mean, I'm not even thinking of picking those up.

I can't take you.

I can't take Ace.

I probably could take Simon.

Do you look at the camera?

Where is it?

There.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

This is Simon.

This is Leah.

Reporting live from Cali.

That was great on you.

We're the worst.

Oh my God.

Does he switch it or is he?

Huh?

Y'all are straight as an arrow, baby.

Y'all are straight, right?

Whatever floats your boat.

Yeah, whatever floats your boat.

Yes.

Now, power of three.

Where are we looking?

Right here.

Power of three.

Yes.

We got really, really lucky.

You are.

You are.

Paris, here we come.

Get ready.

Handsome Simon.

Let's go.

I'm getting ready to go out.

Tonight we're going for a first night in Paris.

Every guy's gonna be hitting on you, I'm gonna have to beat him up.

I don't even speak French.

Exactly, you know what I'm saying.

I can't sound stupid.

Guys don't like when girls talk anyway.

Walk outside.

Oh, you're my super cut.

Super cut here.

He's very fun and he's very silly and the number one characteristic in a man is somebody that can make you laugh on a daily basis.

I'm a little attracted to Ace, yeah, I'll admit it.

Don't look too busy, but you do well looked available.

I think Ace is attractions to all of us.

I am attracted to Ace because he has such a good personality.

I know for a fact that we're all attracted to Ace and that's…

He's got three girls to pick from.

Everybody felt awkward in the house asking Simon whether he was h*m* or bisexual.

I don't feel the need to say to everybody I'm g*y because I don't expect them to come up to me and say, you know, I'm straight.

I will tell you now, the boys do not mind.

Really?

Yes.

How do you know?

Because I've already talked to them about it.

My g*y art is perfect.

Mainly I'm relieved, but I do feel slightly paranoid because I don't really know what was set.

Yes!

We are in Paris!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

This is so beautiful!

I'm actually doing something for the first time that's so outside of myself.

Oh my gosh!

I'm just thrilled.

I'm gonna stick with you.

Yeah, you stick with me and Leo, we'll sort you out.

It's awesome how we're all together

and it's our first night out in a club.

Oh, this is fun.

This is so much fun.

We're all dressed up.

We all just want to have a bit of fun.

Let's do it.

I'll make sure you don't mess with my signature.

We don't make sure I'm not messing with my signature.

Make sure I'm at home by six, brother.

Just do that.

Will do.

I'll tell you, by four we ought to be there.

I just want to go in anywhere.

I love Paris at night.

Rebound!

I feel almost at home in my element.

I could care less about the language.

I could care less about what people think.

It's just me and my friends.

We're going out and we're hanging out.

Yeah, let's go, baby!

Look at Tina!

That's a one.

That's my ring, baby.

That's my ring.

And we're done.

The girls are all ready to bug out.

They're in there.

They're already starting to shake a little bit.

Woo!

Holy shits!

Leah has been sweating, Ace.

She doesn't care that Ace knows it.

She wants a man, she wants a bad.

Ace, look at me.

I'll show you fun.

I want to fight you while you're sleeping in here.

I've never had an a*s fight.

That's not a good idea.

You've never had an a*s like mine.

No, a*s biting like you said.

Bite your butt.

I've got a kissy girl.

You can't smoke it, that's weird.

Smoking takes 14 years off your life, your dad, honey.

My biggest turn off to me is the girl that smokes.

I just hate the way their breath smells, their hair smells, their clothes smell.

Just disgusts me.

We are women, I don't know if they're really aggressive or what.

Apparently they are!

I don't know if she's drunk or she's really serious or she just doesn't admit it well.

She's both, she's drunk and she's serious.

You're not me bro.

I know, you're not feeling it.

There's this girl I'm in love with back home.

I think that's the one I'm gonna marry.

And uh, I swear to God man.

Kate is the girl that I was dating right before I left.

And we really never discussed how we wanted things to be, but feeling like this might be the one.

And uh, I'm scared to do anything here that I might ruin back home.

I've never been in love really.

I envy Ace to the fullest.

I'm looking for what Ace apparently has right now.

He's talking to me about some girl he loves, he cares about in Georgia, that Ace is willing to forgo opportunities here in Paris for.

That's what I want.

I think Mal's the hottest one, but…

You know, while you're digging around,

because she's the unattainable one.

For sure.

My initial reaction is,

this girl's great, I want to get to know her.

And it's kind of sticking in my head.

Like, she's a virgin, she's young,

she's really pretty, and she's just not digging anybody.

That's why you like her.

You like what you can have.

It's probably true.

You got a phone call.

Can you just tell her that I'll call her back?

You sure?

Yeah.

OK.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

She's really wiped out.

Oh, no problem, Adam.

I figured she had too good of a time last night.

And I know she likes to party hardy.

We joke about the fact that her senior year was

runner up for party animal.

I said if she didn't have her athletics,

she would have been number one.

No kidding.

Yes.

I did not know that.

You look at a person like Mallory,

and you say, wow, there's this side of her

that I want to get to know.

And it's very exciting and intriguing.

All I can think about is talking to her more,

getting to know her more.

But I don't want to seem too overzealous.

I don't want to be chasing her around the house trying

to talk to her.

I got a crush on you, oh baby.

Just a single spin that was almost sweet.

Oh baby.

Oh, hey, you.

Hi.

Talking about everything sounds overcast.

So here I go, Dr.

Groot.

My writing is therapy.

You know, my songs are therapy.

It helps me get out a little bit of frustration,

and it feels good.

I will not be afraid to lie.

I will not be afraid to cry.

I will not be afraid inside.

And I will not hide my family pride.

My father's a member of the Commodores,

a band from the 70s and 80s.

No matter what I do, I don't think I'll ever be as successful

or as good as my dad.

I will not be afraid of this place or afraid of a girl

who requires a chase.

I just suck at this game.

I wrote a song.

Did you?

And I'm going to write a song a week.

The only time I ever write poetry

is if it's about something that I have a lot of emotion

and a lot of feeling about.

Right, doesn't it feel therapeutic?

It does, it does.

And like, maybe the songs suck, but at least I feel better.

Yeah, can I hear it when you're done with it?

Do you really want to?

I feel like Mally and I have this connection.

This makes me feel wonderful.

And she's actually interested in the song.

The song that I'm writing, it's a way for him

to kind of get out his feelings.

It's kind of a good way to clear your mind.

Oh, there's one part I can't sing to you.

I'll have to just skip it.

Oh, I wonder what that's about then.

Well, obviously it's about you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm sick of hooking up and not remembering names,

but I'm sick of hiding feelings playing the game.

And I will not be afraid to quit if a girl's not

feeling me and giving me.

Starting to get a little more homey here.

Good.

This room's so dirty, man.

Who's on that maximum?

My mom.

That's her other accent.

She's so pretty.

She's gorgeous.

My mother passed away of breast cancer three years ago.

My mom was always kind of like my sister.

She was my person I got advice from, you know?

You didn't have, like, girlfriends

that you were close with?

Not like my mom, though, you know?

Yeah, well, no.

No one's ever been really like your mother.

I'm scared of getting married one day

and my wife getting scared to death.

Absolutely.

And it was just so painful seeing her along with it.

For 13 years, she fought it.

Do you know the ACEs, Mother, died of breast cancer?

I can't even imagine if that happened to me.

He asked me how I ribboned, I was like, it's breast cancer.

Like, I always have one on me no matter what.

The pink ribbon is a symbol for breast cancer.

It is me saying, this is my cause.

When he talks about her, it's like, oh, God.

It's like heartbreaking.

And I thought that maybe that's why he thinks

that smoking is such a big deal, because it causes cancer.

Yeah.

Which kind of makes me look at it like, I feel like it's like,

every time I smoke, I'm like spinning in his face.

I feel like, I feel bad.

I can still hear Ace say to me,

I don't want a wife and then her die in 14 years

and then be alone.

Him saying that just keeps ringing in my head.

I just need to tell you.

You know what I'm gonna do, Leo?

Leo?

I'm gonna quit smoking.

Good, I wish you would.

This is it.

I'm not gonna smoke anymore.

I'm really happy for Leah that she's trying to quit smoking.

If there's any way I can help her out with this situation, I will help her.

It's not easy for me to quit smoking, but I live with someone who is reason enough to quit smoking.

I'm the goofball.

I go into a situation, I liven it up everywhere we are, I make things fun.

I get infatuated with people relatively quickly.

Mallory has everything that I could ask for in a woman.

I like to party and I'm very outgoing.

Every time I get drunk, I'm usually going to make out with someone.

I look in a woman's eyes, I can tell when she's attracted to me.

You know, she gets excited.

Mallory doesn't get excited.

Call it chemistry, call it spark, whatever you want to call it, we don't have it.

I wanna have somebody.

So if I can't have that somebody,

I get a little bit frustrated, a little bit upset.

And from that frustration comes my temper.

As long as you agree with me, you're cool.

Agree with you?

Yeah.

You get to talk to others.

Don't jump on me, please.

If anyone jumps on you, what?

I get mad.

Well then get mad, get mad at me, Mal.

Calm down.

I wanna see you get mad,

I wanna see you show some sort of emotion.

I think Adam resents Mallory now

because at first he was like,

yeah, like, Mallory, she's the one.

Now he doesn't think he has a chance.

She has a whole lot of experience.

Stop.

I'm a bit shocked, I never saw this before.

He doesn't know it's the best person.

I'm like, Adam, relax, will you?

What's your problem?

Just take it easy.

There it is.

Oh my gosh.

I've seen tons of emotion from you,

so he can't really claim that argument.

If he wants to get mad at me,

he's got a long way to go.

I'm the least sensitive of everybody and if something that I take sensitive, it's going to be very sensitive.

I'm really fine, that's okay.

I'm just not, I don't like.

Sometimes you're a little out of balance.

You don't like me, that's the bottom line.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm just kinda angry because I know

that I'm not important to anybody in this house.

I make my friends' lives better at home just being me

and I don't have that here.

If people hate each other in the house,

they kinda just divide us and that's one thing I don't want.

This is how we do it.

Where I come from, okay?

What are you doing?

We are about to get into the cruise.

It's 100-fold crazy.

What are you doing?

Fahrenheit, baby.

Ace is just about having a good time, that's it, bottom line.

Don't matter where you're from, you know, it's where you're at.

I'm not doing this for me, I'm doing this for us.

For us.

I hate when people fight, it just kills me.

I want everybody to have a good time, and for everybody to laugh and to hang out.

That's the most important thing to me.

Let it go, baby.

Tell her I didn't solve the problem.

Maybe I had it.

Just trust me.

This is how we do it.

You're not getting in the hot tub?

Quarter to four, I want to start getting up at like 2 p.

m.

Hello there, Viking.

How's my jet cool is that?

Is it working?

Is it hot?

The idiot in the Viking hat made this work.

I know how to do this, baby.

What's your full name?

Clyde Allen, third.

Clyde, that's a sexy name.

What else could you see me being called if I weren't nice?

I like Clyde Allen.

I think that's pretty hot.

Lee has openly stated that she wants Ace.

She knows what she wants, she knows how to get it.

Well, she thinks she knows how to get it.

Hey, y'all see a girl with a red one?

Who wants to compete?

One, two, three.

I'm a fight-or-death.

I think she just likes scaring me.

I'm going to the south.

We brief you about the roomies.

There's Ace who's really, really, really, really cute from Georgia.

I was like, Ace, like, let's just get the job done.

I've never met a girl as straightforward as you.

So I scared the sh*t out of him and now I feel like he won't even talk to me.

Why don't you just hook up with what's-her-name?

Will ya?

Yeah!

Give them kind of like peace offering.

Like make it kind of like…

No, but I can't keep my hands off her.

I can't.

So I'm gonna…

I kind of want to grab him.

Bite his butt.

I did.

Okay, you're gonna…

right?

Yeah, hell yeah.

Okay, you're gonna…

I'm gonna…

right?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it about you.

Right now, she understands that there's gonna be no, like, significant relationship.

It's the same thing…

…

is hooking up with her.

Yeah, that's string of the text.

I swear to God, the first day I felt like, listen,

I think you're so wonderful.

I think me and you ought to date and be perfectly together.

She'd be like, pfft, come here, get away from me.

This is about just kidding.

I didn't even get it.

They ran into it.

Girls love when they can't hang out.

Every sense of the way, every minute of the day.

You have to be like…

I don't know.

Oh my God!

Leah, we want to see that.

Oh my God!

There's a naked Viking running in that side!

Wait!

Leah, did you just see that?

No, I didn't.

Get the man running around!

I just don't know what I'm ready to do.

It's hard to do the long-distance relationship.

I think I'm in love with her, though, man.

You think that she could be the one that she could tolerate you?

Then give it a shot, bro.

Yeah, that's amazing, to tolerate me.

That's what I'm saying, just give it a shot.

You don't know until you try, man.

I'm just kind of confused about the whole Kate situation.

I can see myself being with her, but then,

you know, five months is a long time.

I love you so much.

I know, I miss you so much.

Do you want me to come see you?

Yes, I definitely want you.

I miss you so much.

Ace knows I'm trying to show him,

but I know that there are boundaries that should not be crossed.

I'm just going to wait to see you.

Does that sound good?

Yeah.

Are you doing the same?

Yeah.

Are you not dating anybody?

No.

If you don't talk to anybody, I won't talk to anybody.

Okay, well then we'll make that official.

You want to make it official?

Yeah.

Nobody in our house, I promise you, not one person.

I mean, there's no, like, attractions really.

Nia is struggling with an insecurity because of the fact

that Ace doesn't really seem to be interested in her

in the same way that she's interested in him.

We need some group unity and I would feel a bit more

comfortable if there wasn't issues bubbling between people.

I don't have a snowflake chance in hell with Mallory.

Oh no.

The only reason we're on this earth is to procreate

and all that love, it's a bonus.

Adam really seems notable.

I'm sick of this.

You can see the tension building up,

it's like a tidal wave slowly forming.

And you girls can get it anytime you want it.

No that's not true.

He's got some guy who.

Boo!

Bunk a*s!

Then you're done for.

Soon you just know it's gonna crash.

You may not be able to get it from Ace right now,

but you can get it.

It was an open face slap, bam.

You cannot get a guy like that.

May not be able to get it from like the top point

zero zero one percent, which is exactly what my boy Ace is.

Yo, girl you were the top.

So are you saying that I can't get a tap

from these guys, is that what you're saying?

Yeah, absolutely.

You're wrong.

Absolutely.

You're both wrong.

Ace might be able to win like Mr.

Georgia.

Why don't you break down some Lehman's terms?

What are you saying right now?

I'm saying that you're too picky.

That's what I'm saying.

You're too picky.

If you want a guy like Ace, no.

You can't have him.

Are you kidding me?

You can't have Ace.

I'm calling it right now, you can't have Ace.

You think I can't get a guy like him?

You're beat, you are so dead wrong.

You're so wrong.

You are so wrong.

You're wrong.

Good for you, Liam.

Why don't you come to New York, hang with me,

and see the I-pull.

Oh, really?

Oh, really, yeah.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

That's a full blown invitation right there.

You want to hang with me?

And I'm telling you right now,

you won't be able to pull a chick anywhere.

Yeah, yeah.

I won't be able to pull a chick.

Pick your jaw up, no, not a hot chick.

No?

No.

Okay, okay, here's the fact.

Ace, hot to the world.

You throw yourself at him,

and you don't have an iceberg's chance in hell with Ace.

He wouldn't with my, all right?

That's the fact.

There's no flattery at all, man.

This is just terrible to me, and I hate it.

I really don't want to talk right now.

No, talk, talk, talk, please talk, Liam.

You can talk, you can talk, Liam.

I know, he didn't mean it, me mean it, oh.

Because of what you took it, I got out of control.

And I need to think before he speaks.

I think he's a bit of a hothead.

Well, he's not very good with words.

He didn't really know how to talk.

Yeah.

Adam runs off emotion.

He doesn't think about what he's going to say

before he says it, it just comes right out.

My frustrations in the house have been building up,

and this was kind of the top popping off the can,

but unfortunately I hit the wrong person.

I mean, Leah didn't deserve that.

I really just want to go to sleep.

All right, want me to take you in?

Let's go.

She's almost ready to lay off.

Yeah, sure, I'll tell her.

You bring him up a point like that, that personal,

that would tweak you in the wrong way, you know?

You kind of see how that would tweak someone,

like especially a girl?

Yeah, absolutely.

My mother always tells me, think fast, talk slow.

Well, I think fast, talk fast,

and it's caused a problem my whole life,

and this is just another example.

I think that you should just kind of give her a space

and kind of, I think you will be a better person

for trying to…

Trying to what?

Like either way on the app.

I don't know.

This season on The Real World…

I just had the greatest idea.

Limbo contest!

Yeah!

She is a lot wilder than she claims to be.

Woo-hoo!

Lordy.

Yeah!

Who wouldn't like me, right?

Mallory to me gets prettier every day.

I don't even know if you remember,

but we kissed each other.

I feel like such a dork.

Dear roommates, we're hiring each of you

to write new travel guide series.

I'm primarily looking for the places you're going to find.

We're going to Switzerland.

Oh, it's so…

Is it on?

One, two, one, two.

Venice.

Cool!

Rome.

What do you want from me?

I've been listening to this all night.

I think CT wants to present himself like I really don't care.

Where do you think my bed is?

But on the inside, I don't think he feels that way.

I want to get that job.

Mallory, why don't you come outside now, Mallory?

No, I don't think she needs to be an adult right now.

Don't touch me!

What do you want?

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