13x05 - Chateau Conflicts

[bunniefuu]

I just really hope that there's some resolution out of this and if there isn't then there isn't.

Whatever happens happens.

I'm trying, I'm trying hard, trying real hard.

We'll see what happens.

I don't think that anything that CT does is genuine.

He doesn't mean it.

He apologizes and he doesn't mean it.

Previously on The Real World.

Ah!

It's the real world!

Dear roommates, my name is Bryce and I am the publishing director for Frommers Travel Guides.

We're hiring each of you to write the first title in a new travel guide series.

I'm basically your boss.

Be blind, if the work isn't good enough, I'll let you know.

Blew through school, got straight A's, went to Stanford.

Always kind of succeeded in everything, except women.

Bonjour.

This is the true story.

It's a true story.

Servants of seven strangers.

Dicks to live in France.

In a chateau!

Work together and have their lives changed.

C'est la vie.

Found out what happened.

People stopped being played.

Bring it on, dogs!

It's starting to get real.

The Real World, Paris.

What's your name?

Anne.

Anne?

I'm Adam, Anne.

We're just new, and so I really don't know anybody.

My neighborhood, it's great, it's great.

So maybe, are you guys free, maybe this weekend or next week?

Next week, sure.

Next week, something?

Okay, well, thank you very much, Anne.

I'll call you soon, okay?

Let's not make any bones about this.

I'm 23 years old, single, and I'm in Paris for five months.

You gotta expect to have some kind of interaction with ladies.

You're losing up, it's time.

Swing a little higher.

Come on up with us, cause we're here to inspire.

You will feel the groove when you take the time to move.

What's your name?

My name's Adam.

Sorry, I never gave you that, did I?

That was ace down there.

It still is ace, yeah.

It seems like Adam is trying to prove to himself that he can have the prettiest girl in the group.

Maybe he couldn't do it in high school.

Maybe he never felt like he could get pretty girls.

I started very late.

I was really diminutive.

I was small.

I went through puberty real late.

You know, I was attracted to women all through high school.

That wouldn't give me the time of day.

I don't think it carries with me now.

You are a Mormon, right?

Yeah, I'm a Mormon.

So that means no drinking, no cigarettes or anything.

And if you get into heaven, you'll work for me?

You see me outside the gate going, yeah.

Tell the big guy you know me.

Okay.

All right?

We've been hired to write reviews about, you know, certain attractions, hotels, shops, nightclubs,

anything that anybody between 18 and 30 would like to see.

We only have this week to really research.

I know.

And we've already kind of wasted a couple days here.

What do you think the odds are that we're going to be on time?

Zero, zero, slim or none?

Slim.

What?

Our first assignment, which is shopping, is due this Thursday by 6pm.

This is going to be probably the hardest assignment.

I want to make sure you guys succeed and you just need to give yourself the time to do so.

Bryce's expectations of us is to go into different neighborhoods, pick out different stores that we like, do good write-ups on them.

So our biggest problem right now is you think, in your opinion, is our organization still…

You need to get started.

You should have started already and you need to get started.

I'm the point person this week.

My job is to collect all the information from my roommates and email it to Bryce in New York, 6pm, Paris time.

If you know it's due at 6, if some of you just didn't do your job or didn't get finished, the rest of you are just going to have to send it.

If I don't get them at 6, then you don't get paid.

There's about seven districts around central Paris that are notorious for shopping and we're going to go check those out.

SONG

She said culturally vibrant.

I'll come back to these two.

I guess I'm kind of worried that some people won't put all the effort into it because everyone kind of has their own interests.

If you're going out and I can come, let me know.

You have my number, please.

I ran up the stairs.

I didn't even run up the stairs.

I walked at a fast pace up the stairs and I felt like I was going to have a heart attack and die once I got to the top of the steps.

We're really, really sick.

We're on antibiotics.

We can't do our job.

Really, we're dying.

We feel like death.

Don't you love that?

That's why you find it hard to walk.

Your body's too busy making flam.

It's taking the energy away.

I wish I could sell my flam.

Yeah, for like a glass full.

$200.

Hi.

How are you feeling?

Is that ice?

It's penne pasta.

Ice?

What are you doing?

Emailing Bryce.

Simon and I are writing Bryce for an extension.

We just think that it'd be fair to give us a little more time to get this Simon in.

Okay, well you just dictate it to me and I'm just going to write it then.

Okay.

If you have Bryce, email him already if it was possible to get an extension.

Say if you need a doctor's note, we can give you one.

Have mercy.

I'm good.

Paris at night is unbelievable.

The clubs are amazing.

The girls are all models.

Come here, come here.

Yeah, you'll do it.

Woo!

Go to L.

A.

Yeah, we can do it.

Go to L.

A.

Give me a hug.

Sydney's a friend of mine from back in high school.

I haven't seen her in a long time.

Can we kiss for a hug?

And I remember how hot she is.

I said, come on, come on, get your party going.

Move that body with the crystal bones.

Raise your glass for the time you know it

and the big fat D is going.

Anybody wanna drop a knee with me?

I love everything you about to see.

Ain't cost nothing but a small fee,

but the life don't cost.

Hey!

It's great.

She's a dime.

She's an absolute dime.

Hey!

Hey!

What, what?

Who's hungry?

I hear there's a church.

I got pasta, I got steaks.

Honey, I have to be back at Ciel's.

How's she doing?

Uh, what happened?

I can give an oral presentation.

She's just not gonna go to sleep.

Yeah, if she doesn't sleep, she'll be fine.

Come on, yeah!

Party!

I'm gonna get some scouts.

Yeah!

You can come and do it.

Bottom line, I want to hook up, yeah, I do.

But I'm not a player.

I treat women with respect, I treat everything I'm with with dignity.

I'm dead sleeping and there's these noises and I'm like,

is that him choking the chicken?

And I heard a back noise and I'm like,

oh, somebody's getting a piece of a*s.

I'm not gonna make it.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah, I'm at 730.

Do you want to call a cab?

Can you walk me to, like, your major area?

Let's go.

How late are you?

Um, probably about an hour and a half transportation away.

Hour and a half?

Hey, I'm sorry, I just…

I want there to be something I can do, you know?

The problem is, when I have a good time with a girl,

I end up liking her.

Oh, pretending consolation, I had a great time.

I don't know how to get in contact with you, I don't have your number.

I guess I'll call Sid, I'll get it from Sid.

Okay.

Talk to you soon, you say.

Alright, go, go, go, go.

Ciao.

I'm sorry.

So nobody wants to come with me.

We've had two weeks to do this assignment and I haven't really gotten started yet.

But I know I got a job to do, so I'm going to do it well enough that Bryce can respect my work.

I am timing it perfectly.

I know it's gonna come down to what most people

would consider the wire,

but I've been doing this my whole life.

Do you wanna look at it?

Do like a line of stars and then do bookstore listing.

I am a little concerned that everyone's not gonna

get their work done.

Will you specify that?

Christina and Acey, they're just gonna see food listing?

Just let them know to do a dash, is that cool?

As the point person for our first assignment,

I have instructed everyone to have their assignment

emailed to me in order for me to have it to Bryce by six.

Woo honey, I'm home.

Let the creativity begin.

Who's closest to being done?

Me, I'm done in shortly.

Okay, I'm notorious for procrastinating,

so the pressure is built upon myself.

I really, really feel a lot of pressure to get this done.

I'm a little blown away at how it's so difficult to follow simple directions.

To read, and then write, and then click send.

Hello?

Are you stressing out?

We only have like five minutes.

Are you guys going to be done in five minutes?

No.

You've got five minutes till…

actually, no, they've got like three minutes.

Did you send yours to them already?

No, I'm sending them all together.

Oh, okay.

Can you tell them to send it?

Yeah, they're sending it.

Okay.

Okay, bye.

Bye.

I feel like fear just went dead.

Don't say to anyone that says it's hibernating.

What do you mean my battery's low?

It's f***ing plugged in.

Basically f***ing…

They didn't even do it in the right format.

Like, what's going on?

Is that the right format?

No, yours was fine, but nobody else…

Christina didn't do it in the right format.

Look, what I would do is I would send the ones that are formatted properly, the ones that you have.

Only yours and mine are the only ones that are formatted properly.

All right, well then send ours.

The instructions were to send it together.

I can't abandon the rest of our group.

They can't send it to you at six, unformatted, and expect you to send it in, you know?

So do that.

Do that right now.

Send yours and mine right now.

Send it.

All right.

I'm okay.

I send.

Woo!

That was a close one fellas.

Yeah, it was.

Where is it?

You're dead.

Where is it?

Lunch me.

I did not think to tell the rest of the roommates that I sent ours in at 6.

Because I'm thinking it's assumed since they sent it to me after 6.

Oh, Ace showed up, Fnac.

Ace knows I'm doing music.

He shouldn't have done Fnac,

there's a Fnac in everyone's area.

Not only did he write up Fnac,

but I ripped it and he's like giving it a good review.

That's funny.

That shows lack of communication.

Yeah, you think?

Just slightly.

I'm a little disappointed how our first assignment went

and I'm a little nervous to hear from Bryce tomorrow

because I think we let him down.

I think that Bryce is going to be displeased with our work as a group.

I am feeling like I've done something wrong by not waiting for theirs.

And I feel like I've kind of ditched the group.

Here, boss.

You ready?

No, no, hell no.

Uh, yes.

Oh, God, I'm nervous, guys.

You do good.

Put your phone on speaker.

Hey.

Hi.

Is everybody there or did Mallory stay home?

Mallory and Simon are both at home.

Okay.

Simon and Mallory got an extension.

I'm glad that Bryce knew that they were sick and to give them a little bit more time.

I did receive your assignments yesterday.

Obviously.

And, um, most of them were late.

To be honest, I was surprised that I got it at the 11th hour right at 6 o'clock.

And you guys know this is due at 6, so that's all I'm going to say about it at this point.

Leah and Adam, your assignments were on time.

You guys get the bonus.

We don't get 250.

We don't get our bonus.

Everybody gets their salary.

All right, you guys, let's plan out the next one.

We'll be in on meeting again next Friday.

Okay.

All right.

Bye.

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye, Bryce.

I'm thinking that everyone is going to hate me because I received a bonus and they didn't.

And it's my fault that they didn't.

Wait, can I say something?

I just, I feel really…

It's not your fault.

Don't let it hurt, you know.

It's not your fault.

It's our fault.

We should have had it done.

I thought they all got turned in at the same time.

Don't get us out of it.

I thought that was the thing.

You want them all.

I want even it out.

I just don't want you guys to be…

I just don't want you guys to be mad at me.

I'm glad someone got the bonus, you know.

You got something to do.

Yeah.

That's how we really hit it.

Hey.

What's up, dogs?

Oh, thank you.

They're beautiful.

This old lady was begging for food on the train,

so I gave her half your sandwich.

But then I took the end of yours and gave it to the ducks

on the way home.

Oh, the ducks.

People started to look after us the first couple days,

but now they don't look after us anymore.

We're dying here and you gave our food to an old woman

and some ducks?

I've got strapped.

Kiss me.

What's up?

I actually never got the phone number.

I wanted to call her because I felt bad.

She had a presentation.

Yeah.

Yeah, she ended up missing it.

But her partner did it.

And she showed up to class and she was like, I would say…

Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

God, I felt so bad.

Do you want my phone number?

I have your phone number, don't I?

No.

You have to call her tonight.

You can call her tomorrow.

Give me that number.

Adam's one of the most complex people I've ever met.

You know, you don't want to OD on somebody.

I'll see her again.

I'm not pressed to see her.

I just saw her last night.

You see him one night and you spend all night with him.

Then you see him the next day and the next night,

you just get worn out.

Adam's really loving the thrill of the chase.

I think that Adam loves the challenge

and I think he wants the crew that he can do it.

I guess I'm hoping this is you, Adam.

Just calling to see if everything is cool.

I will talk to you, maybe see you,

depending on what you're doing, a little later.

All right, bye.

I just want to enjoy my life, man.

I guess you get to a point where you're young.

I lost my virginity only two years ago, so it's kind of like…

How old are you?



Have you had a lot of partners?

I have had a pretty average two years, I guess.

Oh, wow.

But you get to a point as a guy where you're like,

when are you going to meet her?

You're young, you think, oh, I'm 20, I have time,

I'm in college, I meet all these people all the time.

You get out of college and you're no longer bombarded

with fresh faces every year.

And before you know it, you look up, you're 24, 25,

and you're still playing around, when am I going to meet somebody?

I've seen way too many, you know, 50-year-old people

living on their own to let that happen.

One minute I was saying,

he wants to find a girl with a commitment,

and this girl is the one, or this girl can be the one,

and then the next minute he's like…

Wait, I have a question for you.

It's a one-word…

Yeah, ready?

Sex, relationship.

Relationship.

Okay.

For sure.

What do you mean?

Of course.

It's not cool to have sex so much.

Oh, holy…

There's got to be a reason why he's putting in all this effort

to meet every single girl he possibly can.

Um…

You said that and believed in it.

Then why are you so upset when you don't get the numbers

or when you don't get the digits,

or why do you hook up with girls that can't speak English?

When am I upset?

That is not about relationship, that is about just juices.

I don't know if Adam knows what he wants.

I think he just wants to learn about women

just by meeting every woman in the world.

You hook up with these girls to have relationships?

No.

All of them?

was for a relationship?

Because that sounded like Skin and Max.

It didn't sound like a relationship.

Oh, my!

And you know what, there's nothing wrong with that.

Why couldn't I have a relationship with her?

What's her last name?

Uh…

How old is she?

Who cares?

What is she studying that she missed?

What was her…

what class was she in that she missed?

That is not relationship, that is a*s.

I want women to look at me as a relationship type guy,

but my behavior doesn't allow them to do that, I guess.

on the real world.

I think you're self-centered, materialistic, superficial, artificial, and you're spoilt.

Oh my god, who are these from?

C.

T.

I, Leah, am at a loss for words.

Hey, has that ever happened?

Thank you so much.

I don't remember ordering any flowers for anybody.

We live amongst a pathological liar.

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