13x06 - Where’s My Money?

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Previously on The Real World.

CT, would you please not take a long shower because I was really low.

Hot water.

You never take a long shower?

You know, I haven't taken a hot shower since I've been here.

What are you going to do?

Try to find a chair and make sure no one's swinging at me?

You need to get in the house if we're going to do it tonight, because I will go off.

I'm not going to make you feel better.

I don't even know what to tell you because…

You want me to sweep you off your feet?

I mean, you want chocolates, flowers…

I don't think that anything that CT does is genuine.

You're our mate.

Little by little, I can sense like tension building up.

It's like a wave, and it's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger, and then sooner or later it's just going to crash, you know?

This is the true story.

C'est une histoire vraie.

Seven sons of seven strangers.

Deux seuls étrangers.

Fixed to live in France.

In a chateau.

Work together and have their lives changed.

They love each other.

What happens?

When people stop being played.

Bring it on, dogs!

The Real World.

The Real World.

I'm so early.

Wait, did you knock down the straightening iron there?

Could you pick it up, because it's gonna burn the rug.

Because it's hot.

You should leave it all in the kitchen, right?

You knocked it down, pick it up.

No, pick it up.

You knocked it down, I'm not touching it.

My issue is not the flat iron being on the floor.

My issue is CT disregarding other people's things.

You can't pick that up for me?

No, because you knocked it down,

and you stood there while it sat on the floor.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did, I watched you.

Someone's gonna give me an attitude.

I'm gonna mock them, I'm gonna make fun of them,

I'm gonna tease them.

Pick it up, you …

No.

You're such a …

Out of all the people in the house,

CD is the most difficult person to live with.

He's probably the most straining on Leah.

Well, I'm not picking it up, you spoiled little b*tch.

…

you.

I'm spoiled because I want you to pick it up.

Get out of my face.

If I could put him in a cage, I would.

I'd never let him out, ever.

Just gonna suck your …

CT.

How's everything else going?

Actually going to a big fight with the girls today.

Oh, why?

Why?

Oh boy, um, but currently I am.

Oh, no way.

My dad has always been my best pal,

ever since I was little.

Have they ever had roommates before?

No, no, they didn't.

Well, they're gonna have to learn,

because they got several months to go.

They want to play the popular game

and try to talk down to me,

and I'm like, I'm not trying to hear it.

I got better things to do

than listen to them complain about what I'm doing wrong.

I don't think I'm an a*s,

I think I'm a real sweet kid if you push the right buttons.

I just really feel like they went on my case about little sh-t.

I really think that some of the stuff

that they complain about is real petty.

But currently I am, like,

you gotta be kidding me.

How are you?

What time is it now?



I'm going 30 back to the states.

I gotta order some flowers today, I'm gonna be in trouble.

I think this is maybe the first time I've actually had a girlfriend during Valentine's Day, so.

I'm going 100 roses.

Think that's too much?



Yeah.

That's a big bill.

How many flowers is enough?

I think the more the better.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Mom, I really hate one of my roommates.

Which one?

CT.

Yeah?

I spent two hours cleaning the bathroom yesterday.

Uh-huh.

And I just got home and CT's whiskers from shaving are all over the countertop.

Even brothers are hard to share a bathroom with.

It's hard to share a bathroom with a guy.

I think that other people's habits can get on Leah's nerves a bit.

I think she thinks that everyone should be like her.

He told me I was spoiled and I'm not spoiled.

Should I still be nice to him even if I don't mean it?

You don't have to be nice in a phony way, but you can be civil and mean it.

I want to make this shift with CT because I am tired of feeling uncomfortable.

I don't want to feel this way anymore.

And hearing it from my mother, who knows everything, is a clear indication that it's time to do that.

All right, Mom.

Bye, darling.

Bye.

Maybe it was my poor judgment because in the beginning I was like, you know,

your sense of humor hurts my feelings because I tell you, please, please, please don't take a long shower.

And you go, I am.

I'm thinking someone needs to tell him what's going on and someone needs to break this down.

It's the way you talk to me, general.

I think you try to talk down to me.

That's how you're ACY.

You're very rude to me.

Just in the little things you say.

I think you're self-centered.

I think you're materialistic.

You're superficial, artificial.

You talk behind people's back.

You're selfish and you're spoiled.

Okay.

I think I pretty much nailed that on the head.

Bang.

How dare you?

You have absolutely no idea where I come from.

You don't know me at all, nor have you taken the time to get to know me.

So don't you dare stand there and judge me with those words.

So if that's really how you think of me, then you know what?

I truly, pardon me, genuinely am sorry for you because you're a complete douchebag if that's really what you think.

It's not even disrespectful.

It's like beyond that.

It's like we're talking to a two-year-old.

When the flat iron falls on the floor and it's your fault and you dig on Leah,

and you think you're not going to pick it up, that's disrespectful.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know why it was on the floor?

No.

Because I got burnt.

So why couldn't you pick it up?

Because she should put it in the place.

I didn't even do anything to it.

Who used it?

I don't know.

Why don't you ask the other ladies?

I thought you didn't know.

But you were yelling at me for it.

Everybody yell.

Woo-hoo.

It's very simple to get along with other people and you do not see it.

I got burnt with a cone on your bottom.

I am in for your a*s.

What's the problem?

I didn't even know.

You have a problem with me.

Yo.

Woo.

Is it solved?

Now that you're a fake car.

I don't give a f*ck.

Save it for someone who cares.

Everything I've ever said to a girl was the wrong thing to say.

All they got to do is tell me just what they want from me.

That's it.

When I came here, I felt like I knew so much more about women.

And every day I wake up and I just realize I don't know anything about women.

Girls are a different breed, right?

You got to put your stuff in their shoes.

Yeah.

I think the best thing that CT can do is to just be a little more understanding when it comes to the girls in the house.

He just needs to try to be more considerate on a few little things.

Everything I know about a woman, I can run it on a BB.

As long as you remember that, you're fine.

All right, man.

Woo.

I really don't feel close to too many people in this house at all.

Even when I go out, you know, I sometimes feel like I'm alone still.

I don't know what I'm really into really.

Hello?

Hello.

Did you hear me?

Yeah.

I see you, how have you been?

I've been really good.

Yeah, I was gonna send you a little something for Alisyn's day.

I don't think you should.

Okay, you already met somebody, huh?

You've been too little and it's too late.

Alright.

You need to just start, like, for once, to consider it.

Alright.

We'll let you go.

Alright.

Bye.

Goodbye.

Never call an ex-girlfriend when you're drunk.

Hello?

What are you doing?

No, nothing, you know.

I am drunk.

Alright.

There's a b*mb in the subway, bro.

I wanted to send you some flowers, but the thing is I closed my account so I don't have a credit card anymore.

Oh, here.

You want anybody to do me a favor?

You want me to send them to her and say…

Like a big one, I don't know, with some chocolates.

You gotta do this for me, bro.

I'm doing it.

You gotta do it.

You gotta make sure they get there by Friday.

Alright.

Alright, man.

Talk to you later.

Okay.

Bye.

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I look in the kitchen and there's like this huge bouquet of tulips, like two of them.

And this one's to, I look at the cards, I see where it said Leah and I saw where it said Christopher.

So I knew Chris and said the flowers.

That b*stard stole my idea.

What?

I was gonna go get y'all all flowers and Christopher already beat me to it.

I think it's a very sweet gesture.

Every girl likes flowers.

b*stard.

What?

Stole my idea.

How'd you get it before I did?

Christopher.

Did this sh*t come from?

You, you damn monkey.

I can't believe you stole my idea there, Chris.

That's so sweet that you did that.

I got a really, really, really beautiful bouquet of tulips thanks to Mr.

Christopher.

I must admit, I'm wasted yesterday

because I don't know how my name got on those cards.

That's what they were from me.

I don't remember ordering any flowers for anybody.

I don't remember doing that at all.

Hello.

Hey.

What's up?

Did you do that for me?

What's that?

Did you, did you send flowers over here?

No.

Why, did you get flowers?

It says so, Christopher.

All right, cool.

Did you?

No.

Did you send that to them?

I don't think so, maybe, I don't know.

I've never done that, man, I don't know.

You're that dumb.

Hehehe.

No, you didn't, you b*stard.

I didn't?

Yeah, you didn't.

If anything, someone from home did me a favor

because they wanted me to get along

with the roommates in the house

and send the flowers under my name.

You obviously did, you just don't remember.

Okay.

For me, I think he's definitely made

probably 100% improvement and I'm very, very happy.

You're not in the dog house anymore?

That's all it took, man.

Hehehe.

Oh my God, who are these from?

Crazy CT.

You're kidding me.

How cute, sweetie.

Oh my God.

These are really from CT?

These tulips in the kitchen,

there's gotta be over three or 400 of them, they're huge.

Thank you so much, that was so sweet.

Yay, thank you.

I'm getting better, huh?

You are, you are.

You are.

They're beautiful, thank you so much.

Oh, how exciting to get them.

What can I say, all the girls are kissing on me and saying,

thank you so much, you know.

All the only thing I can say is, you know, what can I say, you know?

What are those flowers for?

Valentine's Day.

I must have did the same night that I was gonna send them to my ex-girlfriend.

Thank you, Chris.

They're beautiful.

Ready?

Ready.

Take.

I'm not trying to lie to the girls.

I feel like they want me to be the person who gave them the flowers.

I figured you girls would let me come out of the dog house.

You're almost out.

Almost.

G-O-D-I-V-A.

They've got like hazelnut chips in there.

They've got something with coconut in the middle.

I don't think CG bought those flowers.

I know.

It's not for Chris going.

Yeah, but I heard him talking to somebody upstairs.

I think it was his brother.

It was like, did you send those flowers?

Did you send those flowers?

Claiming responsibility for those flowers was not a smart move.

Quit smushing the flowers.

Stop!

Women, they'll forgive something, but they don't forget you did it.

You wanna play, um, a ball?

Show me.

It's an easy game.

You don't talk to me?

I do, but I don't know if I can do it.

You want to say, OK, I have to hit that one right there.

I'm noticing that Chris has a lot more to him

than just being a jerk, because that's all that I was seeing.

He is affected by other people.

I think it's important that we learn about each other

and understand why we are the way we are, especially when we

have problems with each other.

She's a hustler.

Well, yeah, I think me and Lee's relationship has changed

a lot from what I feel right now.

She's being real with me.

So just look at me and give me a little wink,

and I can appreciate that.

Oh!

Try again.

Doesn't be nice to me.

That's perfect.

That's perfect.

That's what you want to do.

Just aim it.

Aim it where?

Take the one.

I'm trying.

I'm trying hard.

Oh, you got it!

Woo!

Go, Leah!

Ow!

Ow!

We'll see what happens.

I see in my inbox an email from my friend Chris

that I went to Maryland with.

Those tulips were not from CT.

Read that email.

Oh my God!

It says, hey, I sent you something on Friday.

Did you get any tulips?

Who's that?

My friend Chris from Maryland.

I, Leah, am at a loss for words.

Okay, has that ever happened?

Oh my God.

Did he even claim credit for it, did he?

Yes!

Get up, oh my God, oh my God!

I'm psyched because I have finally caught CT

in one of his lies.

Like how do you do something like that

and think you're not gonna get caught?

How do you really honestly think

that you're gonna manipulate a situation like that

and not get caught?

You're out of your mind?

I can't even get over this to compose myself

to thank my friend Chris because I'm blown away right now.

Is it just chocolate he would claim credit for?

I'm disgusted.

I'm confused as hell, what are you talking about?

CT didn't send those flowers.

It said Leah and it had his name underneath it.

It said Christopher.

She has a friend, his name's Chris.

She got an email from him like,

I haven't received word from you about the flowers I sent.

I was like.

I think this entire thing is funny.

What is his malfunction?

I don't know.

I think it's funny that CT would try to pull a stunt

like this, I think it's funny that he gets caught

three days later.

I mean, what are the chances of hell,

I happen to be a guy, happen to be named the same thing,

who happens to send the only flowers to Leah?

Hey, you look confused, but what I don't understand

is how you can even think he'd get away with it.

The kids in the doghouse are real now.

I got a guy kicking and breaking.

It was.

I've got to give CT the benefit of the doubt on the flowers.

I just really don't think if anybody ever doing

or anything that, no.

Don't wanna be bothered.

Who's cooking?

Hey.

You wanna hear something really funny?

What?

I opened an email from my friend Chris today

and he sent me two bouquets of tulips.

So they're not from Christopher?

Nope.

No.

Where's CT at?

Who cares?

That is a classless trashy thing to do.

Because you know what?

My friend Chris went three days without a thank you.

That's pretty trashy.

And then all day begged us if he was

out of the doghouse yet.

That's terrible.

That's disgusting.

That is a despicable move.

I feel a storm coming on.

This storm is about CT looking like a jackass basically.

I mean, the girls are gonna just ream him

for this for the duration.

This is from Chris.

He got the email today.

I'm just preparing you so you can get ready for it.

Appreciate the heads up that Ace gave me.

So you have a little week, got a little a*mo

when you get the g*n start flying.

What's the house French class tomorrow?

Oh, it's probably a French class.

Hey girls?

Yeah?

Um, I sent out an email after Valentine's Day trying to find out everybody who could possibly send those flowers for me, and no one did it.

So I don't know if you girls found out who did it, but…

I don't know.

I'm really disappointed in him right now.

I can't even like…

I mean, it's almost hard to be friends with somebody who's going to be like that.

I don't know, I don't want you girls getting an email from some dude that says,

Hey, did you like my flowers?

And you guys come over and smack…

That's so interesting that you're saying this right after I got the email from my friend Chris.

Ironic!

Oh yeah?

I want us to look at CT in the face and ask him really, is he out of his mind?

I'm sorry.

Sorry for what?

Passing him off like they were yours?

What a f***ing a*s.

Taking credit for somebody else's gesture?

I never said I sent them.

Then how come all throughout the day you kept asking me and Christina if you were out of the doghouse?

Because you girls are kissing all over me saying, oh, you're so sweet.

If I'm in the doghouse and you guys are doing that, I can't wait to get out of the doghouse.

I think it's funny how one minute the girls can hate me, then the next minute they're like, oh, we love you, and they're kissing all over me and this and that.

Excuse me.

I love the attention the girls are giving me, but I knew it was going to come back to haunt me.

Listen, I'm going to get you a seven.

I'm sorry.

It's cheesy and that's weak.

And that's how it came off.

Well, it's not like that.

Well, that's exactly what it looked like.

No, it didn't.

We all really thought that he was starting to change a little bit, and he just made his situation worse.

Drop me in the doghouse again.

I'm going back in the dog house.

And with the dogs.

Next on the Real World.

Adam wants to hook up with every single girl in Paris.

Are you guys meeting anyone here?

She's hot, she likes you.

Be nice to her.

So what's the problem?

Nothing.

If it's 250 euros without the steak, I'm going to send it.

Adam's butting his nose into my business.

That's Christina telling her to eat a fat c**t.

Open the…

Why are you so…

Stupid.

Nobody said it was easy.

No one ever said it would be this hard.

Open the…

Why are you so…

Stupid.