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13x07 - CT’s In The Dog House

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Real World". Aired: May 21, 1992 – August 29, 2019.*
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13x07 - CT’s In The Dog House

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I'm the real world.

We've been hired to write reviews about anything

that anybody between 18 and 30 would like to see.

I did receive your retirement yesterday.

Most of them were late.

I remember seeing my dad on stage when I was young.

My father's a member of the Commodores.

Everyone else wants to do better than their parents.

I can't.

I just haven't had any truly serious relationships.

Adam's really loving the thrill of the chase.

I think he wants to prove that he can do it.

Oh my god.

This is the true story.

Seven strangers.

Fixed to live in France.

Work together and have their lives changed.

When people stop being played.

The real world.

Paris.

Go on out.

Why?

Where are you going?

No, look at him.

Look at this girl.

Adam wants to hook up with every single girl in Paris.

Just being around women makes me feel happier.

I'm constantly searching for somebody that can make me feel that way all the time.

Yo, that trap, come on.

Every girl that he speaks to, he has to hook up with.

I'm not going to hook up with a guy like that for sure.

Let's get this never over with.

I'm sorry.

I am my best for the first 15 minutes you will meet me.

It's downhill from there.

No, I don't have a girlfriend back home, okay?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Does it matter?

Yeah, hell yeah it matters!

Clay's wonderful, she's beautiful, and she's so nice.

This girl is not so beautiful, oh my goodness.

Oh my, oh my.

She's Canadian.

Yeah.

I'm losing.

Horribly.

I think I'm a real good guy.

He means well.

I think he's trying to fall in love and I think maybe trying too hard.

I'm 14.

I'm a 14.

I'm gonna brush my teeth.

I've been here for six months.

I haven't been with anyone.

Then why me?

I'm not gonna be with you tonight.

It's just hard because you're really, really hot.

So like, as a guy, you don't think you're crazy.

You're not sexually?

Of course I'm not sexually.

Talaya's too good for me.

Any man in any given situation who would want to be with her.

I just can't help it.

That's just how it works.

I'm hot.

Mm-hmm.

Dad is not waking up.

No?

What you do to him?

What?

Ha ha.

I don't know the relationship between Adam and Talaya,

but I really think he cares about her.

I'm gonna go get changed, everybody.

You be the little one, Michelle.

Bryce called looking for me and you.

Should I call Bryce on his cell phone?

I'm honestly really nervous.

My work's already not been accepted

because it wasn't on time.

I don't know what Bryce is gonna have to say to me.

What did I do wrong?

That's what I'm worried about too.

Hi, this is Bryce.

Hi, Bryce, it's Christina.

Hi, Christina.

I was a little concerned,

mostly because I wasn't following what you were saying.

To be honest, there was one section I couldn't even edit.

I didn't even know where it was going

and it's…

Okay.

So can you take some time this week

and just kind of flesh that out a little bit?

Okay.

It shouldn't take you that long.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

He says I'm not detailed enough.

I'm really irritated because I didn't get my bonus

and I still have to mess with it.

Is that pissed really?

No, he wants me to write it all over again pretty much.

Bryce wants a couple sentences stating place,

when, how, why, things to do, and then it's accepted.

Oh my God.

Sewers.

This next assignment is we have to go to three attractions

and we have to write three paragraphs about it

and turn it in by Thursday at six.

Oh, it smells.

I'm in the sewers.

Let's come back tomorrow.

Yeah.

I'm the point person and my job is to gather their assignments

and send it in on the due date.

That's all I'm worried about.

After all she was backing up.

Look at that scary.

But I can't because.

Are these bumper cars?

You would go so slow.

Bryce has stated to us that this is gonna be published

and it's important to me that I give my best effort into it

if it's gonna be a reflection of myself.

Ready?

Yeah.

No.

I wanted to see you tonight.

If I meet somebody I enjoy being around, I think about them during the day and then I can't wait to hang out with them at night.

Well, you know, we don't have to go out, out.

Just come over to the…

Nice house, bro.

I'm in the metro.

Can I call you when I get home?

All right, bye.

Man, don't even sweat it, bro.

I know, right?

Yeah, it can't be too needy.

Yeah.

Be a little unattainable.

I just know that this is what happens.

This is why this is what happens to me all the time.

Girl shows interest initially, maybe I get too clean, I don't know.

I get attached to women very easily because if a woman makes me feel good, I want to feel that way all the time.

How many times did you call her yesterday and talk to her on the phone?

I don't know.

Yeah.

I feel more family.

Hello?

Hey, it's Adam.

Hey, what's up?

I guess the reason I was calling was I wanted to hang out tonight.

The lure of the unattainable.

What?

The lure of the unattainable.

I'm working on it.

It's hard to be unattainable when you're calling eight times a day.

Talaya, I'm in love with you.

Don't run from me.

Adam is always calling Talaya and I think it's too much of a good thing to spoil the part or whatever.

Do you just want to go out, you and I?

We could.

Well, we could, but I'm with my boys.

Let me call you back, all right?

All right.

Bye.

What's that?

That was Talaya.

Would you stop calling her, man?

Stop calling her, man.

You're going to kick her a*s.

I'm so happy you came out.

Yeah.

You had me thinking you wanted to come out.

I was like, why do you like a little p*nsy to my boys?

She won't come out.

She won't kick it.

I've seen it a week and a half, but I don't know what the future holds right now.

I'm so primal.

If I think about my feelings, I'm going to screw everything up because I just act on them.

First couple of dates, the first anything is very exciting and I'm in constant search of that feeling.

I must have passed out.

There he is.

Adam is coming in from Talaya's house.

This is definitely girlfriend material for him.

You look good.

Good?

Yeah.

Hey, where are you coming from?

I didn't come home last night.

I spent the night at Talaya's.

Talaya called.

I knew she was in love with you, bro.

This is good though.

I bet you felt good.

She's a hottie.

Yeah.

That guy's a beautiful girl.

All my friends are saying she's hot.

But when I think the word exclusive, I think being tied to something that prevents you from being able to go out and have a good time.

I've been in Paris for four months.

I'm saying, bro.

So do what you do best, man.

I just don't want to start something that I know I can't finish.

Take your time.

That's it.

Take it for what it's worth.

Yeah, I don't know.

Take it day by day, bro.

Yeah.

What do you do?

I'm going to have a good time in Paris.

That's what I'm going to do.

That's what you're going to do?

Play up?

I don't know.

I think that Adam has some kind of insecurity.

Adam to me just seems like he has something to prove.

He thinks that the more girls he talks to,

the better he feels about himself.

Anna's great and it's all about the here and now.

I don't care about tomorrow, right now,

I'm just having a blast.

Are they?

Dating Talaya, yes, but she's not my girlfriend

and we're not exclusive.

There's no reason for me to feel guilty.

I'm in the office, the email is down at home.

It's in my power to turn it into Bryce on time,

so I'm gonna do what I need to do to get my bonus.

It's two and a half hours

to make sure everything's in order.

They're gonna realize very quickly when they're there.

They're not gonna be able to get it done with one computer.

Why can't I get in?

I'm very leery of CT being the point person

and getting everything organized on time.

Hi, this is Bryce.

Hi, Bryce, this is Chris.

What's up?

Everybody's on file, everybody's on attractions.

I'm on a computer at the house,

and that would be all fine if we could email it to you,

but the network has been down all day.

I'm sure everybody at the office right now

is trying to send it to me, and they can't.

That explains why Christina just sent me hers,

and she said, I don't have a lot of faith in this,

but just in case.

So, and I was like, what is she talking about?

Yeah, what?

Internet works.

Okay, the internet works, never mind.

Okay.

Bryce is the boss for a reason,

and if he wants it in one document,

then we need to respect that.

Tina sent hers already to Bryce.

He's like, so that's why Tina sent me her document

and said she doesn't have a lot of faith in this.

That's not what it was at all.

Yeah, I know.

Christina turning this assignment in early

is just disrespectful.

It's almost as if she's better than everybody else.

Faith in not sending it on time.

That's Christina.

Tell her to eat a fat…

The main issue with Christina right now is she's not following protocol.

Bryce wants it a certain way, and she's just going to step outside the lines and say,

oh, I'm better, so I'm going to do it my way.

Guess not.

What?

Hello?

Yeah.

Hey.

I heard you sent it already to Bryce.

I had to send it to Bryce.

Why?

Because I tried four times to send it to CT and it wouldn't let me.

Why are you panicking at 3.



Our assignment is due today by 6 p.

m.

It's $250.

I just want to make sure that it's sent in.

But it's 3.



Why is Adam giving me a hard time about my responsibility?

You know, Bryce is going to get a bunch of e-mails with different people's names on them.

He's going to be pissed off.

No, he understands.

He actually e-mailed me back about the Internet problems, which I believe are now over.

All right.

So what's the problem?

Nothing.

I just don't make nothing.

Okay.

If it's 250 euro that's on the stake, I'm going to send it.

But you're going to get paid with…

all right.

You're right.

I feel like Adam is butting his nose into my business.

Done.

On time, baby.

We are on time.

Everything came in on time, so you all get your salary,

and you all get your bonuses.

I'm very happy that we have the bonus this week.

It makes such a difference knowing

that we got the extra $250.

What you guys have covered is great,

but my perception is you guys aren't working as a group.

Is that wrong?

Exactly, no.

Nail on the head, right?

Well, we're going to change that.

It's going to be an all or nothing,

meaning you guys send it to me, and if it's short one person,

then nobody gets paid.

This is going to force you guys to work more closely together.

I think it's just completely unfair.

I just don't like someone else being able to control

whether I get an extra $250 or whatever.

Any questions about any of that?

No.

All right, thanks a lot.

Enjoy your night.

Bye.

I've always been in jobs where I didn't have to rely

on other people, so the all or nothing theory,

it scares me a little bit.

What are things with Talaya?

I just don't know if I can be the guy she needs me to be.

I don't know if I can be her boyfriend.

I think that Adam deep down is considerate

and he is sensitive.

It seems like it's all about sex with him,

but underneath it all, I don't really think it is.

I just don't wanna hurt her, man.

You won't hurt her.

You need to be honest.

Yeah, I was raised by my mom who taught me

the worst thing you could ever do is cheat on a girl.

It's screwing me up.

Honestly, it hurts too.

Yeah, it does, it does.

But then it's been me and they asked so many times

about being honest, not being straightforward.

Talaya, what's the guys line out there?

How are you?

No, no, no, no, no.

I changed shirts three times for Talaya,

and I'm not even.

What did I do?

I'm not even, remember?

You went upstairs, changed shirts,

and came back down, changed shirts,

didn't change pants, then came back down with a shirt.

You know that salt clam, but she's hot.

But like, sometimes things just don't fit.

I want to find somebody so bad

that the minute I find somebody

that I have a good time with,

I dive in, and if the water isn't just

the right temperature or warm enough,

I freak out and jump out.

I don't know about Adam.

I really can't catch what he's truly feeling because he says so

many different things about how he feels.

I'm a nice dude.

Gotta be honest, I already told her I went out a couple nights ago with a couple girls,

so she knows I'm not just seeing her.

Yes, yes, I kissed her on Saturday night, yes.

And it was terrible.

And I feel bad, but Amy gave me a cup out of the whole week.

You better be giving him crap.

I don't want him to kiss other girls.

You might be able to tell them that.

I'm not kissing other guys.

You might be able to tell them.

I told them that.

I'm not kissing other guys.

You might be able to tell them that.

I told them that.

I'm not kissing other guys.

You might be able to tell them that.

Unless she likes you.

Unless she's hot.

I mean, unless you're doing this hard to get thing, which you're doing a very good job

at.

I don't play any games.

I never play games.

I don't know what you're doing.

If you're not playing games, you're doing it totally wrong.

Normal people's feelings don't act the way mine do.

Mine get turned on and off all the time.

So I look like a schmuck if I like a girl one week and then I don't the next.

What do you want me to do?

Be nice to her?

Be nice to her.

She's hot.

She likes you.

Be nice to her.

Do it.

I know.

I know.

Aside from the explanation, I want to say I'm sorry if I was an as*h*le for you tonight.

It really had nothing to do with you.

I was kind of a sourpuss early on.

And you showing up, I just kind of carried it over.

But it has nothing to do with you.

I like your company.

I like being around you.

I really don't know how I feel right now.

I'm not with Talaya.

I'm not cheating on anybody.

And yet I still feel guilty.

I'm sorry.

That's all.

Ace and CT are saying, you know, Talaya's beautiful, Talaya's so hot.

Ace is telling me you should just date Talaya the whole time.

And yes, Talaya's beautiful, but I just don't want a girlfriend right now.

Hi.

Hey.

Today we're going to the Eiffel Tower.

We're just having lunch with my uncle.

Probably gonna be there in like 40 minutes.

Oh man.

It's so soon.

Come on.

It's just a pretty day.

Yeah, I was gonna sleep it away, but I guess maybe you're right.

We'll meet you there in an hour.

Yeah, alright.

Alright.

Okay, bye.

The reason I've been feeling so guilty is because I know I'm probably not treating her right.

I feel like the right thing to do is to go down here and talk to Talaya.

We waited so long for you, it's so close.

I kinda wanted to talk to you for a quick sec.

You know I went to the club with a couple of lady friends the other night and like, I don't know, I just um…

I don't want you to have any misconceptions, I like you a lot.

But if I meet a girl, I want the option.

To be able to stay with her.

Yeah, I just want to have that option.

I can't like have that whole exclusivity thing going on right now.

I wouldn't want to be like, oh I'm gonna chill with one girl while I'm in Paris when there's beautiful, gorgeous girls fronting themselves at me every night, right?

So I totally understand your position, I don't want like anything.

Having understood that me and you are just friends, then that's fine, right?

We can be just friends.

Yeah, we are just friends.

Okay, alright, we're just friends.

I don't want you to mess up your line.

Bye.

Bye.

Talaya and I not seeing each other anymore is actually the right move.

I think one of us sort of ended up getting hurt and this way we both stay friends.

So a real man plays when he wants to play, and a real man says what he ought to say,

but society's rules just get in the way.

So from now on I will not be afraid to relay

what I'm feeling to the girl it affects.

What's wrong with a young man who enjoys sex?

I missed your question, what are you doing tonight?

I'm Adam.

So that's it, screw women, I ain't stressing no more.

The glasses have full, so get ready to pull.

These might be the very best days of my life, 23 in Paris, no girlfriend or wife.

So you know what?

Here's what I'll do, I'm gonna go ahead and live the way I want to, and if you find me at the shop

with a handful of beans when the beanstalk grows, don't talk to me.

Chant, chantelise.

On the next Real World.

I have been ignoring Leah because I don't want to be around her,

but it is difficult to be around her because there's no consideration

whatsoever.

My brother is here, everyone is gonna love him.

I'm very attracted to Pascual.

No, I'm coming to stop flirting with that mom!

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