16x15 - Johanna's Jailbreak

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[theme music playing]

-[Wes] This is the true story...
-[Lacey] Yee-haw!

-[Lacey] ...of seven strangers...
-[Rachel] ...picked to live in a house...

[Nehemiah] ...work together,
and have their lives taped...

[Johanna] ...to find out what happens...

-[Danny] ...when people stop being polite...
-Shut up.

-[Melinda] ...and start getting real.
-[all laughing]

-[all] The Real World: Austin.
-[theme music concludes]

[rock music playing]

[Johanna] I'm starting to like Leo more

because I have started realizing
that maybe I was putting a wall

in front of myself,
that it wasn't letting me

like Leo the way I subconsciously do.

I think that the breaking point
was when he came to pick me up.

But Courtney is, I guess,
some girl he's dating.

Leo did not tell me
he was dating someone.

Never did he mention her. Ever.

-You can stay, I'm gonna go home.
-No, I'll go with you.

[Johanna] I do not know
what has come over me

at this particular moment,
but I'm gonna try not to get upset,

because I brought this upon myself.
I know it, and I'm ready to deal with it.

I'm sorry, Jo. I really am sorry.

-It's okay!
-Well, it's...

Because I wanted him
to have somebody else there.

That's the whole point.

You just didn't want him
to have a permanent person there.

I just didn't want him to be serious
about the other person there.

And that's what sucks,
and that's the risk involved

with being in a relationship
with somebody like that.

You want somebody
that wants a relationship?

-What is wrong with those people?
-No. I don't...

-Okay, I'm one of those people.
-[chuckles]

-You little b*tch.
-What the [bleep] is wrong with you, then?

I don't know, I like feeling intimate
with somebody and being...

Well, I like feeling intimate
with someone, too,

but not all of the people I meet.

[groans]

[Melinda] I kind of think
Johanna is the kind of girl

who likes to wear the pants
in a relationship,

and I think this time the ball is now
out of Johanna's court,

and I think it's bothering her a lot.

I am a stubborn little b*tch, and I just...

No, it's one of those things
that you want what you can't have.

-I can have it if I want to.
-No.

-[laughs] Oh, my God.
-[laughs]

[Johanna] Leo is full of [bleep].

He hits on me,
and then he has a girlfriend?

-I doubt that's his girlfriend.
-It's his girlfriend.

Not only does Leo have to deal
with Johanna, and the fact

that she doesn't want to commit,
and that she doesn't live in Austin,

but he's also got a girl that he's dating
on the side named Courtney.

[Johanna] Wes, what do I do?

-Please help me.
-I'm telling you right now,

I don't think he has a girlfriend.
You got to tell him what you want.

[Johanna] What?
Do you want me expect to tell him

-that I only want a kissing buddy?
-Yeah.

I keep telling her that she needs
to stop playing games,

that she needs
to be straightforward with the guy,

but she says, "I don't want a boyfriend,

stay single." And it's really hard
to talk to a girl like that,

and I'm ready just to say, "You know what,

you're two years older than me,
but yet I'm acting more mature

than you in certain relationships."

He's just gonna think that, A,
I'm a game, A...

Two, I'm a toy.

"Because she just wants me
to come over and make out with her,

like I'm some kind of piece of meat."

Which is, yes, exactly what's going on,

-but...
-[chuckles]

...but you were telling me to do this,
and my intuitions are telling me

to go somewhere else with it.

[rock music playing]

[Johanna] Oh, yeah? Oh.

When I drink, and we're at the bar,
I try to keep my distance from Leo.

[indistinct chatter]

What? [chuckles]

But I can't keep my distance from Leo,
because I'm completely attracted to him.

-[Leo] You look beautiful.
-You know what?

I have never seen you dancing.
This is your moment to prove yourself.

Oh. You better have some moves.

I'm not about to
embarrass myself out there.

[music continues]

[Johanna] Bottom line, I get excited
when Leo plays hard to get.

I don't really understand
what feelings I get inside,

but feelings that make me
want to kiss him.

-I don't have a game.
-Oh, come on.

-We all have game.
-Oh, we all do? Huh. Really?

Well, I guess we do.

We could close your tab right now.

Exactly. You see what I'm talking about?

Leo's coming over.

-He's coming over right now?
-I have to make out with him

for the next 20 hours.

You should have sex with him

-for the next 20 hours.
-No, no, that's fine.

[Rachel] Leo really, really,
really likes Johanna.

I mean, I'm sure he's not a total angel,

but Leo does seem
to have great intentions.

But you got to take it farther than...

Well, you don't have
to do anything, Johanna.

-Just got to have fun.
-I know. I know.

[slow music playing]

[Johanna] Hi.

Are you all ready to go?

Don't b*tch out. Come on.

The Leo that I'm in the love sack
with right now is fun,

and it's aggressive,
and he's saying things

that he would normally not say. I like it.

Oh...

Go, Leo. [purrs, chuckles]

[Lacey] I always flip the channels
on our TV

to watch different rooms
when various people are there.

I've seen so many things
that I've never seen before here.

There's no sound,
but picture's quite enough.

[Ryan] Hey, behave yourself.

-[laughs] You're so stupid.
-You forget who's got you pinned.

-[soft music playing]
-[sniffles]

Wow, they just threw a blanket over them.
That's serious. That's, like, second base.

[Johanna and Leo kissing]

[Leo] And I don't want
no attitude from you.

[Johanna groans]

[Wes] Soon enough,
she will get bored with this guy,

and Leo will make a mistake,
not knowing how to deal with her,

and when that time comes, I'll be there.

[music fades]

[upbeat music playing]

[Johanna] I've explained to you
how in the phone room,

there's this big TV thing.

You press different buttons and it shoots
different parts of the house.

And guess what part
of the house is on it?

[Lindsey] The bathroom. I don't know.

No, the part where me
and freaking Leo were making out.

-[Lindsey gasps] Oh, that's so bad!
-I know. [chuckles] Jerks.

Leo came over last night.
And I did not have sex with him.

[chuckles] I know that a lot
of people might think that, but I didn't.

Trust me.

Everybody would know, and will know,
if I ever have sex in this house,

because I'm a big screamer.

He was really naughty last night

-and I liked it.
-[Lindsey laughing]

At least you know, like,
there's that side of him,

and hopefully you can bring
that side of him out more.

-Exactly. [laughs]
-[Lindsey laughing]

[upbeat music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

It's good to see you.

-Oh, shut the [bleep] up.
-[Leo] Oh, you're in that mood, huh?

[Johanna] I'm starting to like Leo more

because now I know that there's
a wild side to Leo, which I like,

and I would like to get to see more often.

I know you have your night off
and I want you to enjoy it,

but if you want to come over, come over.

Yes! [kisses]

Oh, you're gonna give me
a kiss on the cheek?

-♪ I was trying to taste your lip gloss ♪
-♪ You want to taste my lip gloss ♪

-♪ Yeah, your lip gloss ♪
-♪ Lip gloss... ♪

[indistinct clamoring]

[dramatic music playing]

[whooshing sounds]

[Nehemiah] Who threw the chair
in the pool?

[Melinda] Someone threw a chair
in the pool?

Seriously I wasn't here for that then.

[Rachel] This? Mine was on my bed, too.

No, and my tooth...
I didn't take this toothpaste out.

Do you know who was home
when we were gone?

-Who? Wes!
-Wes!

[Melinda] Wes! [bleep]

[Rachel] Did you rip
the covers off our bed?

[Melinda] What the [bleep]
is your problem?

Hello?

[female operator]
We're sorry, your call cannot...

[Melinda] His clothes
are going in the pool.

-[Nehemiah] You ain't gonna do it.
-[Melinda laughing]

[Nehemiah] You ain't got the ba*ls.

Do that [bleep]. Hey, do that [bleep]!

-This sheet in the pool.
-[Rachel chuckling]

[Melinda] It's going in the pool!

-Oh!
-Yo!

-[chuckles]
-I am so proud of Melinda.

-And I think that's hilarious.
-[Melinda] I'm washing his clothes!

-[Nehemiah laughing] Oh!
-Making sure it's clean!

And then she made sure
to stir it around, so that way,

it got lots of chlorine in it.

Oh, yeah?

Hey, that is the funniest thing
I've ever seen in my life.

-[Melinda yells]
-[Rachel] Leave her alone!

[screams, laughs]

-Leave her alone! [laughs]
-[Melinda laughs]

[water splashing]

-[doorbell ringing]
-[door opening]

[Lacey] I knew it. I was, like,
"That looks like Leo's hair."

I had to bring hot dogs.

We tried to call you,
but your phone number wouldn't work.

-How are you?
-[Lacey] I'm good, how are you?

[Wes] Leo is quite possibly
the biggest gentleman

that I have ever met in my entire life.

And there's nothing I can say
to insult the guy,

as much as I really want to.

-Dig in. Yeah.
-No way.

[Lacey] Leo brings over a box of bratwurst
and Johanna, every time she gets drunk,

stops at the bratwurst stand

and sits on the curb
and shoves it down her throat.

And it's quite grotesque, but very funny.

So I think that Leo bringing
this box of bratwurst

is kind of poking fun at Johanna,
but also trying to be cute.

[Leo] I brought you one.

[Johanna] I don't want any
of your stupid little hot dogs.

[Leo] Oh, shut up. [laughs]
You're such a brat.

Okay, I'm going to go eat my...

["Fantasy" playing]

-Wait. [bleep]
-I'm going to eat my hot dog.

You go do whatever you got to do.
I'm out.

♪ You only come out late at night... ♪

These are a little burnt. I'm sorry.

So I didn't realize that
until I put it in my mouth,

so just put in yours.

♪ ...You're wrapped up tight
In mystery... ♪

[Johanna chuckling]

-[Leo] Thank you.
-[laughs]

♪ ...You got me so fogged in... ♪

Oh, come on! You provoked it.

♪ ...And I confess... ♪

How do you like them apples?

♪ ...It feels like make believe... ♪

I really feel like Leo and I
are getting along tonight.

[Johanna laughs] [bleep] you.

And we're having a lot
of fun, and we're flirting,

and the vibe was just a good vibe.

[laughs]

And I feel like I could actually move on
to a next level, not only physically,

but also emotionally with him.

♪ ...Feels right
I really want to see you tonight... ♪

-This is my bedroom.
-[Leo] I've been here before.

But you've never actually
been in my bedroom.

[Leo] Oh, shut up.

[disco music playing]

[Lacey]

No, no, we want you in here.

-[Lacey] Why?
-[Leo] Safety reasons.

It's kind of like a threesome.

[Lacey] Maybe they like an audience,

but I don't really like being an audience
for that type of Olympic activity.

[Johanna laughing]

-[Leo] Whatever!
-[Johanna] Stop!

-[Leo] Lacey!
-[Johanna shouting]

-[Leo] Ear muffs, Lacey, ear muffs.
-[Lacey and Johanna laughing]

[uplifting music playing]

-[Johanna] Morning, sunshine.
-[Leo] Good morning.

-[Johanna] Here's your coffee.
-Yes.

Man, you guys sleep late, you bums.

-Okay, I'll be waiting.
-[Johanna] All right, I'm gonna go.

-Bye, Leo.
-Bye.

[Johanna sighs] I'll be back.

I'm feeling weird
that Leo's still in my bed.

-Goodbye. [laughs]
-See you.

[Johanna] I don't want
to leave him in the house,

and I don't know
how to say goodbye to him, but...

Okay, I really have to go.
Okay, so, I'll probably see you tonight,

but take your time.

I really want to go get a pedicure,
so... [laughs]

I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

[upbeat music playing]

[Melinda]

[laughs]

When somebody asks me
if I fooled around with a guy,

I get this cheesy grin on my face,

and that's exactly what Johanna did,
and that expression just says enough.

Yep. Oh, God, I do like him. Damn it!
Why did I let myself do this?

Oh, no.

Bye, see you later.

Johanna and Leo left on weird terms.
And Leo's just kind of, like, "Bye."

And it's just, it's all kind
of awkward, actually.

Johanna went to get her nails done,
so I showed Leo out. [chuckles]

They're so awkward though.
They didn't even hug good-bye.

She's just like, "Okay,"
and left. [chuckles]

[Ryan] She knows what she came for.

-So does he.
-[Lacey] Yeah.

[Ryan] They don't have
any qualms about it really.

-"Well, that was fun. I'll see ya."
-[Lacey chuckles]

-[birds chirping]
-[pensive music playing]

He's playing this game really well,
if he's playing a game.

I'm wondering why he hasn't called yet.

I called him 50 billion times
and he didn't pick up.

And he hasn't called though.

Leo hasn't called
and I don't think he will call.

Right now, I feel really frustrated

about the whole situation
between Leo and I,

because now I like Leo.

I completely let my guard down
and now that I gave him a chance,

look what happened.

[rock music playing]

Wait, I got to put on my lip gloss
before we go. This is going to be it.

I'm going to ignore
the [bleep] out of him.

We're dancing on the bar
at the Dizzy Rooster

to get Leo's attention.

And then ignore him
once he gives me the attention.

So when he comes up to me
and says "hello,"

I just give him the good old handshake,
like, "[bleep] you. You going to call me?"

Mel, what do I do?

He tried to say hi to me
and I gave him the handshake.

[Melinda] I don't know
why he's acting that way.

[Johanna] Because I gave it up!

-He's like every other guy I've ever met.
-[Melinda] But he's such...

[Johanna] I get screwed over

-by guys left and right! I hate it!
-[toilet flushing]

[Johanna] I guess
Leo's just like me in a way.

When I was a challenge to him,
he wanted me.

Once I became not a challenge,
he didn't want me.

So I'm getting what I deserve, right?

-[indistinct chatter]
-[upbeat music playing]

[Leo]

[Johanna]

I've been working all week
with South by Southwest.

-You should know.
-[Johanna] So that means that...

That means that I'm gonna be busy.
Very busy.

[Johanna] This whole "really busy
because of South by Southwest week"

is a whole bunch of crap.

Because when you like someone,

you always have time for them,
no matter how busy you are.

[Johanna]

You are like sixth grade.

Really. You want to come up here
with your attitude and stuff.

Oh, you know what? Okay.

["One Dark Morning" playing]

[Rachel] Want to go?

♪ Why you want to let me down so soon? ♪

[Rachel] Are you okay, Jo?

♪ Why you want to let me down so low? ♪

[sobs] This is exactly
why I don't like guys.

-It sucks.
-[car horn blaring]

-[Rachel] He's creating bad karma.
-Oh, shut up!

Rachel, I don't want to hear it.
I'm sorry.

[Rachel] Okay, that's okay, that's okay.

-[car horn blaring]
-[sniffles]

-[Rachel] We're almost home, okay?
-I know. [sniffles]

Oh! I can't believe it.
I'm a [bleep] idiot!

[Johanna] The biggest disappointment is
that I let my guard down

and I started liking him.
That's my biggest disappointment.

And right now I feel
like I don't have control

over what's going on
because there's nothing I can do

to fix things, to change things.

That I just have to let things go,
and I don't like that feeling.

[sobs] I'm so stupid.
I knew this was going to happen.

-Don't ever say that.
-No, I did!

I finally open up to someone.

And I really do think I like Leo,
and he has to go [bleep] me over

for some stupid, little short white girl.

[sniffles] And I know
it's my fault, of course,

for playing games with him
and dragging him along

and blah, blah, blah, blah,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

I did learn my lesson.

Not to push people away
that aggressively.

But see, I had an intuition.

If I would have followed my intuition,
then none of this would have happened.

I just need to go back
to being good old me,

"doesn't like boys,"
and I'll be a happy person.

[Wes] I'm not as much as your girlfriend,

-but you know I'm always here.
-[sniffles] I know you are.

[Wes] I think that tonight
is a real big stepping stone

in the fact that she's able
to open up to me.

And now she knows that I'm there
and will always be there for her.

["Make Up Your Mind" playing]

♪ Are you ready now to... ♪

["Make Up Your Mind" fades out]

-Leo was there with Courtney.
-Who's Courtney?

-His girlfriend.
-That's not his girlfriend.

All right. Well, whatever she was,
he ignored me for it.

So now I need you to do me a favor.

-What's that?
-Call him.

Why am I going to call him?

-'Cause he loves you.
-What am I supposed to say?

-"Why are you with another girl?"
-Come over.

-"I'll k*ll you"?
-No.

Tell him to come over
after he drops her off.

Wouldn't it be weird if I called
and asked him to come over,

and I didn't even see him tonight?

No, it won't.

Ryan, will that be weird? [chuckles]

-[Ryan] Yeah.
-Ryan!

-[Lacey] Hold on.
-[Johanna] Can you just tell Lacey

to be a good roommate and call him?