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01x01 - Quiet/Loud + Clean/Dirty + Go/Stop + Lock/Unlock

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Dr. Seuss's Red Fish, Blue Fish". Aired: September 8, 2025.*
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The adventures of an odd couple of two fish friends as they explore opposite concepts.

01x01 - Quiet/Loud + Clean/Dirty + Go/Stop + Lock/Unlock

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- [uplifting theme music playing]
- [exclaims, cheers]

Oh! Uh…

[chuckles]

Hey, hey!

- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!

[choir] ♪ Red Fish, Blue Fish

- [music ends]
- Ah-ah!

- Oh!
- [spits]

[giggling]

Shh! Quiet!

[exclaims]

Loud!

[giggles]

[vocalizing]

{\an8}[blows raspberry]

[narrator] Blue was babysitting soon
and wanted to be ready,

so Blue Fish practiced
by taking care of Teddy.

[laughing]

Loud!

[guitar crashes]

Shh! Quiet!

[sighs] Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

[exclaims]

[vocalizing chaotically]

[gasps]

Aw. Shh.

[grunting]

Huh?

[exclaims]

[screams]

[narrator] Mommy Fish knocked on the door

to drop off her baby
while she went to the store.

Oh, hello!

Oh! Um…

- Uh!
- Uh!

- Oh!
- Oh!

[giggling]

Scusi!

- Hi!
- Hi!

Hmm.

[snoring]

- Aw!
- Aw!

[gentle lullaby playing]

Shh!

[barking]

[gasps]

[both gasp]

[crying loudly]

[exclaiming]

[crying]

{\an8}[exclaim]

[crying loudly]

Oh, oh.

- [crying]
- [humming gentle lullaby]

[snoring]

[narrator] Mom said to stay quiet
so that Baby can sleep.

Baby needs a nap, so don't make a peep.

{\an8}Shh!

{\an8}- Quiet.
- Quiet.

[both] Hm-hmm.

[chuckles] Bye-bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Shh.
- Shh.

[exclaims]

Uh…

Huh? Shh!

- Uh...
- Shh!

- [exclaims]
- Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

[teeth clattering]

- [blare]
- [gasps]

[blaring]

Mm-hmm?

Huh?

[whimpering]

[exclaim]

[adventurous music playing]

[exclaim]

[gasps]

Oh!

[music stops]

[grunts]

[grunts in fear then exclaims]

Oh!

Huh?

- [gentle lullaby playing]
- [snores]

- Ha-ha!
- Ha-ha!

- Oh!
- [both giggle]

[both sigh]

- Quiet.
- Quiet.

- [sigh in relief]
- [man vocalizing]

- Huh?
- Huh?

[narrator] Blue suddenly saw someone
heading their way,

and remembered singing lessons
were scheduled for today.

Huh?

[exclaims in fear]

[clears throat, vocalizes]

[clears throat, vocalizes]

[both vocalizing]

[gasps]

Quiet!

[both gasp in fear]

[baby whimpers]

[burps]

- Ah!
- Phew!

- [jazz music playing]
- [gasp]

Hmm?

[narrator] Red looked at their calendar,
the one by the cactus,

and realized today was the day
for band practice.

[screams]

- [rubbery squish]
- [giggles]

- [vocalizing]
- [jazz music playing]

[exclaims]

[both gasping] Loud!

[grunting in fear]

[whimpering]

Shh!

[grunts]

[silence]

- Ah, quiet!
- Ah, quiet!

[gentle lullaby plays]

[yawns then snores]

- Huh?
- [click]

- [exclaiming]
- [whirring loudly]

- Loud!
- Loud!

[loud roar]

[exclaiming]

[screaming]

- [baby whimpers]
- [both gasp then grunt in fear]

[screaming]

- [vocalizing]
- [brass playing sustained note]

[gasp]

[grunting]

[screaming]

- [whirring]
- [sustained note continues]

[screaming fading]

Ah-ha!

[whirring fades out]

[music sting]

[barking]

- Ah!
- Phew!

[screaming]

[loud crash]

- [baby whimpers]
- [gasp]

[snoring]

- Ah, quiet.
- Ah, quiet.

Ah!

Ah…

Aaah…!

Choo!

[grunt in fear]

[crying loudly]

- Shh!
- Shh!

[grunting]

Ha-ha!

Loud?

Quiet!

[vocalizing rhythmic tune]

[baby continues to cry]

[all vocalizing lullaby]

[vocalizing lullaby]

[vocalizing lullaby weakly]

[humming lullaby]

Huh?

[snoring]

[sigh in relief]

[snoring]

- Aw!
- Aw!

Aw!

- Oh!
- Aw!

- [gasp]
- [giggles]

[narrator] The baby was rested
and ready for fun.

Mom thanked Red and Blue
for a job well done.

Bye-bye!

- Bye!
- Bye!

- Ah, yeah!
- Ah, yeah!

[descending pitch whistle]

Huh?

[barking]

- Loud!
- Loud!

[exclaiming happily]

Ha-ha!

Clean!

- [gasps]
- [inhales]

Achoo!

Dirty!

[giggling]

[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
were pet groomers today.

They cleaned dirty pets
till the dirt went away.

[giggling]

- Yeah!
- Bye-bye!

Uh-huh!

Ta-da!

[barks]

[exclaim]

- Dirty!
- Dirty!

[giggling]

Ta-ta, hee-hee!

[exclaims]

[hums happily, giggles]

[barking]

Hoo-hoo!

[barks]

Mm. Hey!

[gasps]

[exclaims]

[giggles]

[laughter]

[both] Ooh!

- Clean!
- Clean!

- [barks]
- [chuckle]

- [barks]
- Aw!

[grunts, sighs]

- [giggles]
- [exclaims in surprise]

[grunts in happiness]

[all gasp]

{\an8}- [barks]
- [all exclaim proudly]

{\an8}- Bye!
- Bye!

- Ah, yeah!
- Ah, yeah!

- Hmm?
- Oh?

[narrator] Little Fish dropped some mud
without saying a word.

Then Red and Blue noticed
that it was his bird.

- Quack, quack!
- Ha-ha!

[giggles]

Whee!

[narrator] It was the dirtiest pet
Red and Blue had ever seen.

Little Fish wondered,
could they really get him

Clean?

- Mm-hmm! Clean!
- Mm-hmm! Clean!

- Uh?
- [grunts]

Ah-ah.

Ah-ah.

[exclaims politely]

Ta-da!

- [exclaims suspiciously]
- Aw.

Ah-ah!

Uh-uh!

Hmm. [grunts]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[giggles]

[grunting in effort]

[both gasp, grunt]

- Huh?
- Oh!

[laughing]

[scream]

Uh? [sighs, gulps]

[grunting]

- Ah!
- Ah!

- Oh!
- Oh!

[grunt]

[exclaims proudly]

{\an8}Oh.

{\an8}Huh?

Hmm. Ah-ha!

Hmm?

[narrator] They'd have to be sneaky
and pretend to be gone.

They'd tempt the bird
with cake and turn the shower on.

- Shh! Oh!
- Shh! Oh!

[exclaims]

- [giggle]
- [grunts]

- Uh-oh!
- Oh?

[exclaim, scream]

Hm?

Scusi!

Hmm.

Quack, quack! [screams]

[crash]

[giggles timidly]

Bye!

Hm-mm.

[exclaims]

[grunts]

[grunts, exclaims proudly]

[grunts]

[exclaim]

[laughs]

{\an8}[narrator] The tall bird was laughing
and making quite a scene.

{\an8}It was time to get tough
and get that bird clean.

- [grunts]
- Hmm.

[quacking]

[gulps] Uh-uh.

Hey!

[exclaims]

- Huh?
- Huh?

[screams]

[meow]

[quacking]

[panting]

[quacks in fear]

[scream, grunt]

- Quack.
- [grunts]

[exclaims]

[scream]

[exclaims curiously]

{\an8}[quacks in amusement]

- [honk]
- Uh?

[playful tune plays]

[slurps]

- [quacks]
- Huh?

[exclaims, gulps]

[gasps]

[both gasp] Dirty!

- [screams]
- [gasps]

Yay!

[humming happily]

[exclaims]

[scream, grunt]

Uh?

Uh? [sighs]

- [exclaims]
- [both gasp]

[exclaiming]

Oh!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[gasps]

[screaming]

- [grunts]
- [scream]

[exclaims in amusement]

[screaming in fear]

[sigh in exhaustion]

Oh.

[gasps]

Clean!

[exclaim happily]

[laughter]

[exclaims happily]

- [grunts]
- [sighs]

[all exclaim happily]

Bye!

[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
had cleaned the pet birdy.

[gasp]

[narrator] But now their shop
was incredibly

- Dirty!
- Dirty!

[gasp]

[humming happily]

[gasps] Stop!

- [both grunt]
- [gasps]

- [creature growls]
- [gasps, screams]

[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
were riding into town,

and Blue Fish was showing Teddy around.

Hi!

- Hmm?
- Uh?

- [vocalizing happily]
- [giggling]

Go!

Yum, yum!

[all exclaiming happily]

- Stop!
- [loud bang]

[screeching]

Ta-da!

[grunts] Oh!

Ah-ah.

Uh-uh.

- Bye!
- Bye!

[narrator] Red and Blue stepped out,
but didn't get very far

because Blue Fish remembered
Teddy was in the car.

[gasps then pants]

Oh! [whimpers]

Huh?

[grunt in fear, gasp]

Stop!

Huh?

[gasps]

- Oh!
- Yo-h*?

[narrator] Blue explained that Teddy
was in a taxi not too far,

so the driver said that Blue Fish
could borrow her car.

Thank you!

Huh?

Hey.

Ha-ha!

Uh-huh!

Go!

[screaming]

Hmm.

[screams then grunts]

Stop!

[screams]

[screeching]

Hmm.

- [gasps]
- Phew!

Go.

[exclaim]

[grunts in fear, screams]

[grunts, screams]

[grunting]

[giggles]

[screams]

- Stop! Stop! Stop!
- [car honking]

- Stop! Stop! Stop!
- [humming obliviously]

[gasp]

[scream]

Stop!

[screaming]

[chuckling]

Ooh!

[grunts]

[gasp]

Ah!

[grunting in fear]

[exclaim in fear]

[all gasp]

[exclaims, grunts in fear]

Uh-oh!

[grunt]

- [both] Huh?
- [car honks]

[scream]

[grunting, gasping]

[bike bell rings]

[gasp]

Huh? [gasps]

Stop!

[grunts in despair]

[narrator] Red and Blue told the kids
that Teddy was gone.

The kids gave them their bike
and said to hop on.

He-hey!

- Hm?
- [gasps]

[car honks]

[blowing]

- Go!
- [screams]

[screaming]

[screams]

[laughs]

[screaming]

Woo-hoo!

[screaming]

[adventurous music playing]

[whistle]

[exclaim]

Stop!

[whistle]

- Hm?
- Uh?

[whistle]

[grunting]

- [grunt]
- [ding]

Ha-ha! Hey!

[exclaims]

- He he he.
- Hm?

[exclaims happily]

- Ah!
- [sighs] Ah, ah!

[steam train chugging]

[honking]

[exclaims happily]

[narrator] Red and Blue were catching up
but couldn't go around

until a giraffe put his neck
near the ground.

[both exclaim]

[gasp]

Oh!

[grunts in fear]

Hm.

Go.

Hmm.

[exclaims]

[grunting]

[gasps, pants]

[loud bang]

- [screaming]
- [gasps]

[grunt]

He-hey!

[adventurous music playing]

[screaming]

[blare]

- Huh?
- Huh?

He-he-hey!

Ha-ha-ha!

[music continues]

[grunting]

- [music stops]
- [both grunt in fear, scream]

[screaming]

[gasps] Ah!

[exclaims]

[giggles] Huh? [gasps]

- [gasps, grunts in fear]
- [muffled grunt]

- [exclaims]
- Hm?

Hmm.

[gasps]

He-he-hey!

Go!

Huh?

- Go!
- Go.

[screaming]

- [hissing]
- [exclaims]

Woo-hoo!

Huh?

[both giggle]

- Hmm.
- [gasps]

Hmm.

[humming]

Whoa!

Stop!

[screeching]

- Ah!
- Oh!

He-hey!

[both] Hmm.

Bye-bye!

- Bye!
- Bye!

[narrator] Teddy was back! What a joy!

- Go?
- Mm-hmm. Go.

[narrator] So Red and Blue went home
holding hands with their toy.

[whistling]

Ha-ha!

Ah!

- Ta-da!
- Ah!

Unlock!

[screaming]

Lock!

- Phew!
- Phew!

[laughing]

Ha-ha-ha! Hey!

[giggling]

[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
are on the farm tonight,

putting animals to bed
and tucking them in tight.

Mm.

[humming gentle lullaby]

[snoring loudly]

- Hmm-hmm.
- Ha-ha.

Goodnight!

Shh! [giggles]

[narrator] If they woke up the bull,
It'd be bad.

When he doesn't get to sleep,
he gets really mad.

[snoring]

[gasps] Shh!

[giggling]

[Blue Fish] Lock.

Mm-hmm!

Hmm-hmm!

[narrator] Red and Blue
went to the chicks who were cheeping

and brought them in the coop,
so they could start sleeping.

[giggling]

Hoo! Ha!

[quacking]

Hmm-hmm.

[cheeping]

Aw!

- Goodnight!
- [music plays]

- Huh?
- Huh?

[music playing]

Huh?

[vocalizing]

[music stops]

Huh?

[narrator] The little chick
looked up at Blue and at Red,

who said it was time for him to go to bed.

[grunts]

He-he-hey!

Hm-mm.

Huh?

[exclaims happily]

- Uh-uh.
- [grunts]

Aw.

Night!

[softly] Goodnight! Goodnight! Goodnight!

Lock!

Mm-hmm!

[grunts]

[grunting]

[exclaims, giggles]

[exclaims happily]

[snorting]

Goodnight!

- Ah-ah.
- Aw!

[giggles]

- [music starts again]
- [exclaim]

- Huh?
- Huh?

- [music continues]
- Oh!

Oh, yeah!

[vocalizing]

Hmm!

[music stops]

[vocalizes then stops]

- [grunts]
- [snorting]

[gasp]

[snoring]

- Ah!
- Phew!

Mm-hmm!

Unlock!

Goodnight!

Lock!

Mm-hmm!

- [exclaims]
- [vocalizing]

[grunts]

[both exclaim happily]

[narrator] Next, Red and Blue
put the cows in their beds

and read them a story
while they rested their heads.

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo…

[exclaims]

[chuckles]

Mmm?

Ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha!

Unlock.

- [chuckles]
- [chirps]

[grunts]

Unlock.

Ha-ha-ha!

Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

[loud blare]

- [music playing]
- [gasp, exclaim]

[music blasting]

Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha!

[exclaim]

- Moo.
- [screams]

- [grunts]
- Moo.

[exclaiming]

[screaming]

Moo!

[exclaiming]

[grunting]

[exclaiming]

[vocalizing]

[exclaims]

[clucking]

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[music speeds up and gets louder]

[snorts]

[bell dings]

[grunting]

- [screams]
- [grunt]

Moo!

Huh?

[gasp]

[scream]

[gasp]

[grunts]

[exclaim]

[vocalizing]

[screams]

- [music strops]
- [grunts]

[exclaim]

[growl]

- [gasps]
- [screams]

[growls]

[grunting in fear]

[chuckles nervously] Scusi!

[scream]

[screaming]

[groans]

[exclaim]

[grunting]

[narrator] The bull was getting close
to Red and to Blue,

when the chick
suddenly knew just what to do.

[grunting]

[vocalizing lullaby]

- Mm-hmm!
- Mm-hmm!

[vocalizing lullaby]

Whoa!

[snoring]

[laughing]

Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh!

- Hmm!
- [chuckles]

- [exclaims]
- [hums]

[snoring]

[chuckle]

[grunts]

Lock.

Uh-huh! Mm-hmm!

Ah-ha!

[grunts]

[exclaims gently]

Goodnight.

[sighs, yawns]

- [snoring]
- Huh?

[narrator] Red Fish and Blue Fish
collapsed in a heap.

Now they were the ones
who needed some sleep.

[sighs then vocalizes]

- Hmm.
- Hmm.

Huh?

Ha-ha!

Huh?

Oh!

- Quack, quack.
- [laughing]

[hums, cheers]

[grunts, exhales]

Oh, hi!

Hi!

[laughs]

- Huh? Ah!
- Ah!

Oh.

[music fades]