05x10 - Broken Boogie

[bunniefuu]

My other vehicle
was a hamster wheel!

[ Cow moos ]

[ Munching ]

Ew, Uncle G,
what're you doing?

Yeah. What's up with
all these pretzels?

[ Wheezes ]

Here.
Drink some water.

There's supposed to be
a prize

inside
certain bags of pretzels

like a contest,
you know?

I haven't found one yet,
though,

and my jaw
is getting pretty tired.

Uncle Grandpa,
I've told you before,

it's really hard to win
those types of contests.

Ooh!

I won!

[ Laughs ]

In...

your...

face!

Let's see
what the prize is.

A bus pass?!

I don't want
to ride the bus.

Oh!
Can I have it?

Please?

Knock yourself out.

Yeah!
[ Laughs ]

[ Screams ]

Ah!

Sweet victory.

Now to enjoy this unusually
smooth bus ride.

This bus driver
is doing a great job.

I'd better go
give him my compliments.

Might I say,
great job, sir.

As the winner of
the pretzel contest,

I wanted to let you know
how smooth your

Boogie Man?!

Hey, Uncle Grandpa.

[ Whimpering ]

Wait!

How come you're driving
the city bus

and not out scaring kids?

Well,
times have changed.

Kids just aren't scared of
the old Boogie Man anymore,

so I took this job
driving the bus.

Got to make a living.

Whoa, you really aren't scary
anymore.

Hey, I'm still a little scary,
Uncle G.

I'm just doing this now,
that's all.

But, uh, I'll tell you,
nothing beats scaring.

[ Sobs softly ]
What I wouldn't give

just to scare
one more time.

Boogie Man,
you used to be a legend!

And I don't like to see
a guy like you

give up without a fight.

Ah,
who are you kidding?!

I'm all washed up.

That's nonsense!

And with my help,

you'll be back to scaring kids
in no time.

Ahh!

[ Brakes squeal ]

Wait. I don't think
I can just abandon my post.

Ah, you'll be fine.
Just trust me.

Okay,
let's start simple.

Do that thing you used to do
that really scared me.

Sorry, i it's been so long,

I can't remember
what I used to do to scare you.

It was this thing where
you kind of went like...

Aah, it was so scary!

Well, there's got to be
other things

you can do
to scare people.

Hmm.

[ Ding! ]
I've got an idea!

Come with me!

[ Humming ]

[ Slurps ]

[ Humming ]

I bet you
he's gonna freak out.

[ Ghostly ] Oooh!

[ Ghostly ] Oooh!

Oooh!

Oooh!

Man, what the?!
[ Grunts ]

[ Screams ]

Sorry, sorry!

[ Screaming ]

Ohh...

I It's okay.
I'm okay.

Don't you worry,
Boogie Man.

I know who we can scare
for sure Tiger.

We're gonna scare the stripes
off of her!

[ Scoffs ]

Go, go, go, go!
Quick, quick, quick!

Just wait till
she's not looking,

then pop out
and scare her.

[ Weakly ] Oooh!

[ Roars ]

[ Screaming ]

Oh, no, Boogie Man,
what happened?!

I thought she'd be scared
for sure.

Here, come with me.

I know who we can scare.

[ Engine revs ]
Sorry, boys,

but nothing scares
Pizza Steve.

I think I believe him.

Nine letter word,
starting with "D."

Hmm.

Dissipate.

[ Munches ]

He is gonna freak out
when he sees this.

Watch.

[ Chuckles ]

All right, very funny.

Who's the comedian?!

Boo!
[ Grunts ]

Oh, no, Boogie Man!

Are you okay?
Ohh.

Uncle Grandpa, none of these
things are working.

Yeah, I think I know
what the problem might be.

You're just not
scary anymore.

I'm just gonna go back
to my job driving the bus.

Hey, there, Agnes.

Nuh ah ah!

Where do you think
you're going?!

My next shift starts
in a few minutes.

Oh, no, it doesn't!

You're fired.
What?!

You abandoned your bus
in mid route.

We called you several times
to see what was going on!

Yeah, it's true!

They did call
a bunch of times,

but I told them you didn't
want the job anymore.

That job was all I had!

This is all your fault!

I think I have to go, uh,
pick up some dry cleaning!

[ Screaming ]

[ Roars ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

There's nowhere to run,
Uncle Grandpa.

Nowhere to hide.

[ Screams ]

I got to find a safe place
to hide!

The cement factory!
Perfect!

[ Panting ]

[ Loud clicking ]
[ Gasps ]

Boogie Man:
[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Screams ]

Have a ball, baby!

[ Laughs ]

I'm so scared!

What did you just say?

I said, "I'm so scared!"
Everyone is.

[ Whimpering ]

Uncle Grandpa,
you did it!

You made me scary again!

Yeah, I know.
It was terrible.

Oh, thank you so much,
Uncle G!

This is great!

[ Shudders ]

[ Roars ]

[ Laughs ]

Wow.

What a story.

Good morning!
Boogie Man?!

I thought you got fired from
driving the bus driving!

Yeah, but I was able to
convince my boss

to give me
my old job back.

I've been scaring kids at night
again, thanks to you.

But the money's
not so good.

So this job really helps
pay the bills.

Wow, that's awesome.

Mm hmm.

Say, Uncle Grandpa,
what do you say

you ride up here with
your old pal Boogie Man!

No, thanks!

[ Whimpering ]

[ Chuckles ]

Suit yourself.

[ Both laughing ]

Tag, you're it!

Once upon a time
long, long ago,

there was a very evil,
mean, and smelly man.

Let's call him Mr. Gus!

And he had
two beautiful children,

called Pizza Hansel
and Uncle Gretel.

But mean old Mr. Gus

didn't want to pay
for their hot dogs

or school tuition anymore,

so he took them
on a fun trip

To the Deep Dark Woods.

He told them to wander into
the forest to gather wood.

And he promised he'd be back to
get them in a few days.

[ Both coughing ]
But that was a lie.

His children and his problems

would be lost in the woods
forever.

[ Sighs ]
Finally.

Uncle Grandpa: Fortunately,
little Pizza Hansel

was a crafty
as he was attractive

and he was very attractive.

He took little pieces
of his pizza crust head...

[ Grunts ]
...and laid them on the ground,

so they could find their way
back out of the woods.

Unfortunately, a giant realistic
flying forest tiger

ate up all
the crust crumbs.

[ Ding! ]

Without the crust crumbs,

Pizza Hansel and Uncle Gretel
were completely lost.

[ German accent ] Oh, no!
Vot are vee going to do?!

[ German accent ]
Relaxen, mein sister,

for I have an unbelievably
swanky sense of direction.

Hmm.
Probably this way!

Oh, mein brother,
you are so smart and uber cool!

Chyeah, I know!

Ve'll be home before you can say
"schadenfreude."

[ Singing om pah pah tune ]

[ Groans ]

Guess zis is it
for zee handsome Hansel.

Ooh,
but, Hansel, look!

Zee house
made of hot dogs?!

[ Ding! ]

[ Munching ] [ Munching ]

Enjoying devouring my home,
children?

Come inside!

I have
even more treats for you!

[ Chuckles evilly ]

Both: Ooh, ja!

Uncle Grandpa:
However, she actually wanted to

fatten up Uncle Gretel,
cook him, and eat him.

But she then realized

Uncle Gretel
was fat enough already.

So Old Witch Gus
put young Hansel in the oven

to stoke the flames.

I'll be with you in a moment,
my tasty little piggy.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey, do you mind
closing zee door?

You're letting
all the sweat heat out.

Why, you little!

I'll teach you
to be nonchalant!

[ Munching ]

Get back here,
you slippery worm!

Pizza Hansel!

[ Stomach rumbles ]

[ Farts ]

Fellas, can you let me out,
please?

Are we really doing zis?

It is a dark story...

[ Screams ]

But it is
a moral story!

And so they cooked her
and ate her!

The end!

Very good bravo!

Why was I playing
the two bad guys in the story?!

At least
you got a part!

[ Upbeat music plays ]

That was quite delicious.