05x14 - Date with Gus

[bunniefuu]

[ Up tempo music plays ]

Take one of these

and call me in the morning.

♪♪

[ Cow moos ]

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[ Humming ]

Looking good, Mr. Gus.

Looking good.

Oh!

Let's take that off.

[Glass shatters]
Oof!

[ Squeaking ]

What in the name
of greasy gammon?

Sorry about your window.

You want to play some bacon ball
with me and Pizza Steve?

Bacon ball?

No, I don't have time
for that.

I happen to be going
on a very important date

with a special
lady friend.

I met her online using
my mobile chess club app.

Take a gander.

Ooh! A lady friend!

Say now, she seems like

a real sharp cookie.
And she's quite the looker,

[ Squeaking ]
if I don't say so myself.

Mr. Gus, on a date?

Pfft!

Talk about a snoozefest!

Hey, I'll have you know
that Denise and I

have developed quite
the rapport online

and I don't need you two
and your gross bacon ball

raining on my parade.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
my lovely date will be here

any minute, so I've got to
finish getting ready.

[Chuckles giddily]
Aww, Mr. Gus is in love.

[ Shimmer! ]
Ugh!

Come on, Uncle G.
You're up to bat.

Okay, Peezy, let's see
what kind of heat

you're packing in that
little arm of yours.

Let's see if you can hit
my super duper

Pizza Steve fastball!

[ Whack ]

[ Rock music plays ]

[ Clank ]

Aaah! Uhh.

Oh, my gosh!
We just knocked out

this nice lady
with our bacon ball.

Wait!
Pizza Steve, look.

Check out the pin
on her shirt:

Chess Club!

This is the girl Mr. Gus
was talking about!

Not good, bro.

She's out cold!

Now Mr. Gus won't be able

to go on a special date
with his lady friend.

And this may be the only
lady in the universe

actually willing
to date boring Mr. Gus.

What are we gonna do?

Hmm....

I got it!

Okay, so here's...
the plan.

Remember that one
Halloween when we...

[ Whispering ]

Ooh!

[Doorbell rings]
Oh, that must be Denise!

Just in time.
Com ing!

Hello, De Denise?

[ Whimsical tune plays ]

Pizza Steve:
Hello, Mister Ahem!

[high pitched]
Hello there, Mr. Gus.

So good to finally
meet you.

Uh, yes.
You too, uh, Denise.

You sure look different
from your pictures online.

Oh, man, Pizza Steve,
what are you gonna say?

I don't know.

[high pitched] Oh!
[laughs]

Yes, uh, the pictures
don't do me justice.

Now how about that date?

Heh heh.
Ready when you are.

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

So, Denise,
see anything you like?

Oh, um,
let me see here.

What the...

Uncle G,
the menu's upside down!

Sorry!

How was I supposed
to know?

I'm down here
in the stomach.

Let's see here.

Um...Um...
[laughs nervously]

They make menus
so complicated these days.

Uncle G! Come on!

Well, I can't see
down here!

I'm comin' up.

[Grunting]
Wait, what?

[gasp] Just let me see, and I
can hold the menu correctly.

There's not enough room

for the both of us!
Come on!

[ Grunting ]

[ Growling ]

Oiah! Hurh!

Y You sure
you're feeling well?

W We can always take
a raincheck.

Who, little old me?

Oh, I'm fine.

Come on, Uncle G.
Stay cool!

We don't want
to blow our cover.

You're right!
Sorry, Pizza Steve.

Good afternoon, amigos.

Welcome to Juan Cuco's.

Have you decided
what you want to eat,

or do you need
a few more minutos?

Yes, I'm ready.

I'll have the burrito mole
à la carte, please.

Very good, señor.

And for you, señorita?

Oh, let's see here.

I'll have, uh,
one chicken taco.

Ooh! Ooh! Pizza Steve,
get me a burrito, too.

What?!
No way, man.

Come on! I'm starving!

Okay, okay, fine!

And also, one burrito.

Ooh! Ooh! Pizza Steve, get me
a couple of enchiladas, too!

And two enchiladas.

A chile relleno,

[trilling] three
mini tacos,

and that's it.

Thank you, señorita.

[ Grunting ]

[ Whimsical tune plays ]

So, Denise, tell me:
when did you

fall in love
with the game of chess?

Oh, yes. Chess.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my favorite.

Uncle G, what do I do?!

I don't know.
Just wing it.

Right. Improvise.

Okay, Pizza Steve, think.

Well, it all started
when I was

a young girl
in boarding school

and uh, this one time,
I was like

playing this guy
and I was like, "King me!"

And my horses trampled
all over his castle.

You mean you took
his rooks with your knight?

Ah, man,
this is not good.

Uncle G, help me out!

Do some hand gestures
or something.

Good thinking, Pizza Steve.

And, yeah, so, chess is like
a huge part of my life.

I I eventually joined
the Chess Club.

Agh! Agh!

[gasps] Uncle G,
you just spilled water

all over Mr. Gus!

Oops! It's okay.
I'll take care of it.

Just follow my lead.

Sorry about that.

Let me get that for you.

So sorry, Mr. Gus.

I can be a bit
of a klutz sometimes.

Oh, silly me!

Huh?

[ Snorting ]

[ Gasp! ]

[ Laughs ]

My bad.

So sorry about that.

I really need to get
my prescription updated.

[laughs nervously]
That's okay.

I I I I I'm overdue

for an update
on my contacts, too, heh.

Señor, one burrito
à la carte.

And for you, two enchiladas,

burritos, taco, and mini tacos.

If you need anything else,
you let me know.

Gracias, amigos.

Thank you.

[Whimsical tune plays]
[Sniffing deeply]

Oh, man!
That smells delicious.

[ Gulping ]

[ Whimsical tune plays ]

[ Munching ]

So good!

Let me have some more.

Chill, Uncle G!

We don't want
to look like slobs!

[ Thudding ]

Denise, what's going on?

Uncle G,
will you stop?!

Gosh, fine!

Just let me make
some conversation,

at least,
before we eat again!

Gee, Mr. Gus, I just love
the décor around here.

Oh, yes, you mean the
mission style interior.

Or you might say Spanish
colonial revival.

Yes, exactly, Mr. Gus.

You're so smart.

This is so boring.

I should spice things up.

Ooh! How about
some hot sauce?

Please, tell me more

about the Spanish
revival style, Gus.

Well you see, the arches here
and the exposed wooden rafters,

that would be considered
mission revival.

Go on.

Well, personally, I wouldn't
have gone with these windows.

I think they're
a little tacky.

But then again, that might
add to the charm.

Speaking of charm,
you're so charming.

[Glass breaks]
Please tell me more.

Ahhhhh.

[Munching]
Uncle G, what did you do?!

Oh, my!
You sure were hungry.

You just downed
that whole plate.

Yes, I guess
you could say that.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Nice one, Uncle G.

Just when
I had him going.

[ Munching, gulps ]

[Steaming]
[Shuddering]

So hot!
Ahhhhhhhh!

Pizza Steve!
I need some wate e e r!

[ Thudding ]

Denise, what's wrong?

Uncle G, no!

Don't do it!

[ Stammering ]

[ Thudding ]

[ Glass breaks ]

What are you

No! No! Stop!

[ Crying out ]

[ Steaming ]

[Groaning]
[Gasps]

Wate e e r!

[ Hissing ]

Hot plate, coming through.

Aah aah aah ahhhhhhhhhhh!

[ Glass breaks ]

[Hissing]
Ah...

[ Coughing ]

Your bill!, señor.

[ Groaning ]

[ Crickets chirping ]

Welp, it was nice
meeting you.

I I had an interesting
time tonight.

Oh, yes.
Me, too, Mr. Gus.

Pizza Steve, come on,
you gotta put the moves on.

[ Squeaking ]

Uh, Denise,
what are you doing?

Mr. Gus.

Wh What's going on here?

Denise?!

Yes, I'm Denise.

Who's that?

Yeah, who is that?!

[Whimsical tune plays]
Uncle G, he's on to us!

Huh?!

Wait a second.

I think I know exactly
who that is.

Uncle Grandpa!
Pizza Steve!

Hi, Mr. Gus.

How could you!

You guys ruined
my first impression!

But but but,
Pizza Steve and I

were just playing
bacon ball when

I don't wanna hear about
your disgusting bacon ball!

Now you two get in that RV!

I don't wanna see or speak
to you right now!

[muttering]
Bacon ball...

So can someone tell me
what is going on?!

Man, we might've blown
Mr. Gus's

only shot at true love.

Maybe not.

I used the same chess club
app on Mr. Gus's phone

to get him at least
a hundred new dates.

Just had to edit his
profile photo a little bit

to make him appear
less boring.

Check it out!

[ Guitar riff ]

Great idea, Pizza Steve!

Ha ha, yes!

Mr. Gus!
You're not angry?

Nope! I just told Denise
about the mixup

and she thought
it was a riot!

Guess I owe you guys
a big thanks,

'cause that first impression
earned me a second date.

[ Doorbell rings ]

That's probably her
right now.

Heyy, Denise.

Ready to go on that

Hi.
We're here for our date.

Where's your motorcycle jacket?
Uh...huh...huh.

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That was quite delicious.

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