05x20 - Tiny Miracle's Tiny Miracle

[bunniefuu]

I do this all the time!

♪♪

I'm so hip and relatable!

[ Grunts ]

I call that move "the pancake."

Pretty sweet moves,
Uncle Grandpa,

but I think
we got to call it a day.

It's just so hot.

I think we may need a tiny bit
of help with this problem.

[ Chuckles ]
Aw, yeah.

We just need
to merely cool down.

Perhaps a tiny,
miraculous robot helper

could be of assistance.

Did somebody say
Tiny Miracle?

In a kind of
roundabout way, yeah.

Anyways, we're cooking here,
Tiny Miracle.

Think you could get rid
of the sun for us?

That won't be necessary.
I have a much better idea.

Are y'all ready for this?

And voilà, the perfect thing
for summertime fun in the sun.

Wow.
Wow.

Anyway, I'm always
happy to

Hey, Tiny, baby,
great stuff, great stuff.

But we need you to crank
this chill to the next level.

You feel me?
Oh, I am feeling you,

Uncle Grandpa.
I have just the thing.

How about some ice cream?

Ice cream!
Ice cream!

Well, if that will do it,
I guess I'll head back.

Yo, Tiny,
you gonna get in

on this p p p p p p party
or what?

Yeah, Tiny, get that
cylindrical tuchus in here.

I'd love to,
Uncle Grandpa,

but unfortunately,
due to my electrical nature,

full bodied immersion in water
could lead to...

catastrophic results.

Oh, my.

Can't you even have
some delicious

[Muffled]
tasty ice cream?

I'm afraid its sugary,
frozen contents

would pass
right through me,

as well as corrode
my internal mechanisms.

So, you mean you can't do
any of this fun stuff?

It would appear so.

I wasn't listening.

Anyway, think fast,
Mr. Gus.

Knock it off!
How about you chill?

[ Laughs ]
Water fight! Water fight!

[ Laughing ] All right.
Yeah. It got in my mouth.

[ Sighs ]
Can't do any of the fun stuff.

Yikes!

[ Indistinct laughing
and chatter ]

Then, proving himself
to be cool and nice and junk,

the magical fairy turned
Pinocchio into a real boy,

and he was super into it.
The end.

Uncle Grandpa, why is your face
leaking water?

Aw, geez,
I was just thinking

about how much I like
being a real boy.

Do you think,
if I was a real boy,

I could cry water
from my eyes?

Oh, heck yeah, for sure.

But be careful
what you wish for, Tiny Miracle.

Humanity can be a blessing
and a curse.

Well, good night.

[ Sighs ]

I wish I could be a real boy.

Oh, well. Time for sleep mode.

Sleep mode.

Sleep mode. Sleep mode.

[ Plop! Pop! ]

[ Humming ]

You wish to be a real boy?

Then a real boy you shall be,

consequences be darned.

[ Laughs ]

[ Alarm ringing ]

[ Groans ]

I just don't feel like
booting up today.

Oh, no.
My leg units seem defective.

Just a minute. Processing.

Oh, boy.
Vintage analog optics.

Cutting edge organic hardware.

Advanced olfactory input ports.

I've been upgraded
to a real boy!

Time to share the good news!

[ Groaning ]

The sweet pain of recalibration.

Attention! Urgent update!

Hey, how'd you get
in our mobile home?

It's me, Tiny Miracle!

Tiny Miracle?
But you're a boy.

Yeah.
This seems highly implausible,

but I'll go with it.
Tiny Miracle?

More like Tiny Michael.
Am I right?

Hey, we should call him that
Tiny Michael.

Hey, Tiny Michael. You want
to join us for breakfast?

Only if I get to choose
what we eat.

Ice cream,
for breakfast?

I'm not game for that.

Ugh. This isn't regular
ice cream for breakfast.

It's breakfast flavored
ice cream.

I thought humans love bacon.
Mmm.

Ice cream feels like static
in my mouth.

Boy, breakfast
sure was good.

What are we gonna
do next?

I have an idea.

Uh oh.
Uh oh.

Hey, look, a swimming pool.

The last one in is identified
as a rotten egg.

Um, I don't really
have a swimsuit, so...

Neither did he.

[ Muffled chuckling ]

Uh, does he even know
how to swim?

Aw, man, I really don't
want to go get him.

I don't want my skin
to get all wet and wrinkly.

[ Muffled laughing ]

Step aside, Uncle Grandpa.
We got to help him.

Swimming is great!
The wrinkly leg joints,

the irritated ocular lenses,

the liquid
in unexpected places.

Blah!

Being a real boy
is wonderful!

I've never felt
so alive!

Tiny Miracle, you have
to start being careful.

With your humanity
comes a new vulnerability

you haven't known before.

I'm going to nod my head
then completely ignore you,

just like I watched humans do
the whole time I served them.

Anyway, I have an idea
what to do next.

I feel a wipe
coming on.

Wait a second.
[ Grunting ]

You have to listen to reason,
Tiny Mike.

Exercise.

Answering phone calls
from telemarketers.

Feeling guilty
about being wasteful.

Paper cuts.

Stretching. Flossing.

Getting angry because the
elevator won't come fast enough.

More ice cream!

Uh, guys?

Oh, well.

[ Munching ]

Mmm.

Mm mmm.

[ Munching ]

Ugh.

Ohh.

I seem to be experiencing
some latency while digesting.

My core temperature is rising.

Time to shut down for a bit.

Tiny Michael!
Tiny Michael, I need some help.

Did somebody say

[Panting]
Tiny Michael?

I got an emergency!

I want to eat
this frozen burrito for lunch,

but it's frozen.

So I got this super duper,
lava level hot sauce.

But that burrito's
frozen solid.

[ Grunting ]
Duh.

It's hot sauce,
to heat the burrito.

But I can't unscrew
the top.

There is a difference between
temperature and spice that

I liked you better
as a robot.

Just help me
get the top off.

"Warning Do not spill."

I'm trying my best,
but I'm not feeling so hot

after my day
of personing so hard.

I'm not used to condensation
on my gripping claws.

Here goes nothing.

Oop!

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Watch out!

I told you it was hot.

Don't worry.
We can clean up.

What?
Yeah, that's my spray bottle

of hot sauce.

[ Gasps ]

Whoa! Whoa!

Uncle Grandpa!

That's my emergency
hot sauce hose.

What? Why?
I really like hot sauce.

Watch out!

What do we do?
Don't worry.

I'll just call
Tiny Miracle.

Tiny Miracle!

Oh, right.

We're sinking!

My burrito!

Perfect!
Golden brown.

[ Whimpers ]

Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa!

I knew it!

And this virtual reality headset
proved it.

Tiny Miracle,
part of the human experience

is unending self doubt, stress,
and sweaty palms.

I'm not sure
you can handle it.

I'm sorry, guys.

I guess I just wished I could be
something that I am not.

[ Sighs ]

Aw, Tiny Miracle,
I wouldn't change you a bit.

Yeah.
You keep it real.

[ Roars ]

Yeah. You're my boy y y.

Anyhoo, hurry up and get
breakfast ready for us.

Pizza Steve: And none of that
breakfast flavored ice cream.

Finally,
I am a real boy y y.

Narrator:
"Moments in History

with Mr. Gus."

Oh, hello there.
Today on "Moments in History,"

we're going to visit one
of the great piano virtuosos

and classical composers
of all time.

I'm referring to the romantic
Rembrandt of the ivories,

Fréderic Chopin, who was known

for some of the most memorable
piano pieces of all time.

And with all great compositions,

it all starts
with the first note.

[ Single note plays ]

[ Discordant notes playing ]
No!

No, no, no! All wrong!

How am I supposed
to finish this piece

in time
for the concert tonight?

Everything I write
sounds so contrived!

The critics will pun me!

They will talk about how much
they love Franz instead of me!

I must outdo him!

Let's see, here.

What is this?
Out of ink already?

Gus! Ink, now!

Yes, sir.
Your ink, sir.

What took you so long?

You know I have a very important
concert tonight.

Yes, uh, I
Sorry, uh

[ Sneezes ]

[ Gasps ]

What? What is this?

Could it be?
Yes. Yes!

Beautiful! Amazing!

Mwah!
[ Laughs ]

This is it!

[ "Grande Valse Brillante"
plays ]

[ Laughing ]

And so, Chopin performed his
famous "Grande Valse Brillante"

cementing himself in the annals
of Romantic era pianists

and classical music as a whole.

So, remember,
sometimes happy accidents

can make happy history.

[ Sneezes ]
[ Discordant notes play ]

Narrator:
You've been watching

"Moments in History
with Mr. Gus."

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That was quite delicious.