08x02 - Diva Las Vegas

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Previously on "The Real

Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."

- Whenever I text Erika,

there's never anything
that comes back to me.

- Maybe we can
do a fun girls trip.

- I want to go to Vegas.

- Yes!
- Yay!

- So my birthday is next week.

- Mine's tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?

- Will you come to Vegas?
- Yes.

- Hi, Teddi.
- Hi.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.

- Hi, Erika.

- I don't want
to fight with anybody.

Let's have fun.

Fresh beginnings,
happy birthday, yay.

- Lisa Rinna calling.

I'm gonna meet you guys
in Vegas tonight.

- All right.

- Ugh.

[upbeat music]

- I bumped into Harry
on a hike.

He was clearly really upset.

- Lisa!
- Hello.

[upbeat music]

- In this town,
fame and money come and go,

but friends should not.

♪ ♪

- Some people call me cold,

but that's not ice...
it's diamonds.

♪ ♪

- I believe
in excess of everything,

except moderation.

♪ ♪

- Having the best
isn't important to me,

but being my best is.

♪ ♪

- I don't have to buy it,
'cause I already own it.

♪ ♪

- The queen of diamonds always
has an ace up her sleeve.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wow, hello, everyone.

- Oh.
- Hello.

- Hello, Lisa Rinna.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- This is Teddi.

- Nice to meet you.
- Lisa Rinna, nice to meet you.

- Hello, Rinna.

I've got a bit of a cold,
but I'll happily

give it to you.
- [laughs]

No, don't!

I don't want your cold.

- Okay, you guys
know each other.

- You look amazing.
- Thank you, as do you.

- And happy birthday.
- Thank you.

- There's a lot
of birthdays here.

- And happy birthday.

Hi, Dorit.

It's nice to see you.

- Good to see you.

- It's nice to see you.

- Yeah?
- Yes, it is.

- Really?
- It is nice to see you.

- I want Dorit and Lisa Rinna
to get along.

And the fact that
I've asked everyone

to come together
for this weekend,

I feel like it's
a little bit on me,

because otherwise
they're gonna be saying,

"I told you this wasn't
a good idea."

- It's your birthday.
- I know.

- We're here to celebrate
a good thing.

- I know, I know.

- We're all Cancers, and it's
a birthday celebration.

So what a great way
to start fresh.

So how about,
let's rebirth me

into a nice, fun-loving girl
that I've always been?

I mean, I'm gonna be
the nicest .....ing Lisa Rinna

you've ever seen.
[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Room key, gum,
lip gloss, compact.

- Thank you.

Vegas is a place
where you can really

kind of show out
and act like an a*s.

And tonight
I'm channeling Russian hooker

with a little bit
of '90s supermodel

on the color palette.

I love you.

I'll see you guys later.

- Bye, Birthday.
- S&M Barbie, work it.

- Look back at it.

- I have a client.

[laughter]

- She came to play.

- Hello.
- Hello!

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!

- Well, I've seen you.
- And you look gorgeous.

- Hi, Adrienne.
- Hi, honey.

- Hi, so good to see you.

- Does this take you back
a little bit?

- It does.

- I'm Dorit.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Very nice to meet you.

- Hi, Teddi.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Can I get you
a glass of champagne?

- Thank you, honey.

- To old times.

- To old times.
- To old times.

[doorbell dings]

- Oh, I'll get it,
for God's sake.

Oh, okay, come in!

[cheering]

- Wow.
- Wow.

- Yes, honey.
- Whoo!

- I heard someone called
for a dominatrix.

[laughter]

- Her '90s dominatrix outfit:

I love it.

- She brings it, honey.

- Our group is starting to look
like The Village People.

- The S&M club is maybe
down the road a few blocks,

but that's not
where we're heading.

- Maybe this is what Tom likes.

Maybe this
is how she gets the jewelry.

Hmm.

[upbeat music]

- Hello.
- Hi.

♪ ♪

- I brought my security
with me.

- I'm gonna sit here.
- Okay.

- Ladies, good evening.
- Hello, how are you?

- How's it going?
- Awesome.

- I'll have a margarita
on the rocks, no salt.

- I'm gonna have
a sauvignon blanc.

- A Grey Goose,
club soda, three lemons.

- Can you believe
we're all here in Vegas?

- Well, thank you
for inviting me.

What a nice surprise.

- It was a nice surprise
for me, as well,

that you were invited
to this trip.

A really nice surprise.

Guys, not to embarrass you,

but Teddi's father
is John Cougar Mellencamp.

- [laughs]

- Just want to say that.

- That's really
how I like to be led

into all conversations.

- I love him.

- Can I just say
"Jack and Diane"?

Hello?

Huge Mellencamp fan, huge.

- When we were growing up,
he was John Cougar, right?

And then he added
the Mellencamp?

- My name's Mellencamp.

I don't know
about the Cougar.

[laughter]

- When I was listening
to John Mellencamp,

I had lots of makeup,
a lot of hair,

and really bushy eyebrows.

Nothing's changed.

- Cheers, everybody.

- Cheers, cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Thank you for including us...
or me.

[laughter]

- You've brought us
all together,

and now what are you
gonna do with us?

- Lisa is obsessed
with taking us

on this huge ferris wheel.

- I want to go.

- So, yeah, the ferris wheel.

What if we feel like we want
to throw someone out?

- No, no, that's why
we're going up there.

[laughter]

- "Let's just go
look at the view."

- Whoops!
- What?

- I'm not gonna let
anybody shake me.

I don't care
what people say.

I don't care!

Because I'm nice Lisa Rinna.

Nice, nice, nice.

♪ ♪

- Very good, thank you.

- Okay, everybody, eat up.

And remember,
what happens here...

- Stays here.
- Stays here.

- So Teddi was telling me
what she does.

And I think you should
tell the group.

- I'm an accountability coach.

- What does that mean?

- You have to prove to me

that you've done your workouts.

You show me your portions.

And then you learn,
like, "Oh, wow,

"I said I was gonna work out
after work,

and now I'm tired,"
or, "I have kids."

And I'm like, "No, no,

put your kids
in a stroller and walk."

My daily responsibility
as an accountability coach

is to remind my clients,
"You can do it,

and you are worth it."

And as cheesy as it sounds,

getting that one
little text from me

makes all the difference
to somebody.

For me, I always kind of
struggled with my weight,

a big weight fluctuater.

- Really?

Has there been
a lot of weight gain?

- Yes.
- How much?

- I mean, I weighed
over 200 pounds.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Kudos to you, honey.
- Wow!

- My whole life,
I've struggled with my weight,

and I struggled with
holding myself accountable.

- Whew.

- You're struggling there,
babe?

- Hold it.

- Oh, shocking,
the shirt came off.

For me, my job is helping
women reach their goals.

I want every woman to fight
to be the best they can be.

Love you.

- Teddi, is it
all about weight,

or is it about
accountability in life?

- I mean,
I'm not a therapist.

- Because I was gonna
introduce you to my friend.

- Listen, I have
my own therapist.

- You do?
- Of course.

- We need to get
your money back.

- [laughing]

- It's clearly not working,
Lisa.

- Guys, come on, please.

- I would want
a full cash refund.

I would want an apology letter.

And I would probably never
bother going again.

How about that?

- I was in New York
with the girls.

I found Delilah
an apartment yesterday.

- She's gonna go to NYU.

- That's good.

- Boys are the best, Erika.

- Yes.

I couldn't imagine have a girl.

No.

To live in that house
with those two men

is insanity.

One of our favorite things
to do is to have a relay race.

- Yes!

It's the easiest thing
in the world to do.

It's definitely nice to see
a different side to Erika.

She's warmer.

She's not as cold
as she was to me.

She's engaging.

And it just feels
very different.

- Are you ready
to go to the club?

It's time for Camille
to show us her dance moves.

- Lisa, are you gonna dance,

or are you gonna be like...

- What do you think?

- I want you to dance.

- Do you?

- She's fun.

.....ing sh... is amazing.

[thumping dancing music]

[cheering]

- It'll be like old times,
Adrienne.

- Yeah, just like old times.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

- Oh, yeah.

[cheering]

- Cheers!
- We're here!

[cheering]

[thumping dance music]

♪ ♪

- Yay!

- Seeing Dorit
is a little bit awkward.

Like, a smidge.

Whatever.

Give me some dranks.

Put me in a club
with some music.

[mimicking dance beat]

I love it.

I'm having fun.

I don't care.
It's all good.

- Yeah, I could just, like,

knock her right over
the balcony over there,

knock some sense
into that head of hers.

[laughs]

- Do it, do it, Camille!

- Yay!
- Whoo!

- Camille still has
the same dance moves

she had seven years ago
in Vegas.

[cheering]

That's the signature
Camille dance.

- Go, Camille!

Ah!

[cheering]

[laughter]

- No way!

- I'm totally caught off guard.

I've never had anything
like that done for me before.

It makes me feel good.

They picked a nice photo too.

Thank you.

[cheering]

- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday, girls.

[cheering]

- Coming up...

- 14!
- What?

- I won!
- Oh, my God.

- And it's my birthday!

[both shout]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[cell phone ringing]

- Hi, how are you?

- Um...if you really want
to know how I am,

I'm not well.

- Why?

- My stomach, it's really bad.

- Why?

- Because of my Wagyu
last night.

- What, you had Wagyu?

Well, how much did that cost?

Delilah Belle, that is, like,

the most expensive thing
you could ever order.

- Wait, listen, I didn't know.

It was...

I don't want to say!

- Say it.

- Well, we got the check,

and my meat was $280.

- No.

I did not grow up eating
$280 steaks.

No, I grew up one block
from the trailer park.

I mean, your goal
is to make them

well-rounded,
functioning adults.

And we have some lessons
to learn about money, don't we?

Yeah, we do.

You know what,
that is excessive beyond.

- It's kind of a lot.

- Kind of a lot?

- And it's really
not sitting well either.

And it's on your card.

Bye!

- No.

[cell phone ringing]

- Hi, Bubba.

- How are you?

- I miss you.

- I miss you too.

- Jagger's okay?

- He's fine.

He just went to camp.

- Honey, is Phoenix napping?

- No, do you want to see her?

- Oh, God, I'd love
to see her.

Hi, Mamalita!

I love you so much, baby!

Mwah!

I love you, baby girl.

- You're missed, Bubba.

How's Vegas?

- Vegas is good.

We had a really fun time
last night.

Teddi's doing well.

People seem to like her.

She's nice, she's fun.

She's a little bit quiet.

- Who isn't quiet
compared to you,

Rinna, and Vanderpump?

I mean, come on.

What about Rinna?

Is she nice?

- Rinna is okay.

I definitely feel
like I've got to get

some things off my chest.

- You're no good unless
you get it off your chest.

- No.

You know me so well, Bubba.

I don't want to sour
the entire weekend

just because I've got

some unresolved feelings
with Lisa Rinna.

But now it feels like
I'm gonna be a complete fake

if I don't confront her.

Oh, my goodness.

- What are you doing today?

- So I am gonna meet up

with Teddi and Erika
in a little bit.

We're gonna do a little bit
of gambling,

little bit of shopping maybe.

- But don't go crazy, though.

- I'm not gonna go crazy.

How much would you like me
to spend, maximum?

- No more than a million.

- Ugh.

- Kyle.

- Who is this?

- Oh, my God.

- I'm naked, I know.

- You are...
- I'm naked.

- You rock it.

- This is so not fair.

Are you kidding me?

I literally bust my a*s
working out.

- Whoo!

- Save it, sister.

Then Lisa Rinna
just waltzes in here

with, like, little toothpicks
and a cantaloupe a*s.

No wonder she posts
a lot of bikini selfies.

And now I'm definitely
not wearing my bathing suit.

To the pool.

- Look how perfect
her bottom is.

- I know, I can't even deal
with this woman's body.

- All right, here we go.

- Okay, come on, girls.

- Hello, how we doing?

- Hey, how are you?

Can we have some chips,
please?

- Of course,
how much would you like?

- Well, let's start small.

Give us all $5,000, please.

- Yes, $5,000.

- Agh!

This gives me extreme anxiety
right here.

- Why?

Just choose your numbers.

- 11 is my boy,
and he never fails me.

- Here we go, good luck.

- We're gonna need it.

- Come on, 11.

- All right,
no more bets, please.

- No, I lost.

- 32.

- Oh, I won.

- Red and evens.
- Yay!

- Look at you.

- She only put one chip down.

- So how much did I win?

- $800.

- What?

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, I know.

- I mean, there are moments
where I'm like,

wouldn't it have been lovely

had I had a big, fat trust fund
to move to Los Angeles with?

However, that wasn't the case.

I lived in a studio apartment
with a girl on bunk beds.

Somehow we had enough
for cup-o-noodles

and chocolate muffins.

Probably gained, like,


But anyways, that's why
I'm very tight with my money,

because I don't want
to waste it

on sh... that doesn't matter.

- I'ma hit this b*tch,
I swear to God,

before we leave.

You know, if it gets hot,

you could win 50 grand,


Come on, damn it.

When I'm gambling,
time does not exist.

I do not have
to go to the bathroom.

I am not hungry.

And hours go by in seconds.

I mean, it's...

it's kind of better
than the best sex ever.

- Can we get drinks?

- Sure.

- Sorry, but...thank you.

- c*ck, please.

- Oh, wow, hi.

- I'm gonna have
a Grey Goose club soda.

- Girl, it's 10:00 a.m.

- When in Vegas.

- I'll have a Grey Goose water.

- I'll do Grey Goose
club soda.

- It's got to be


But in Vegas, well...

- Thank you.

- 5:00 could be


- When you're gambling,

you have to expect that
you're gonna lose that money.

- That's why you have a budget.

- Yes.

- You say, I'm prepared
to lose 10 grand today,

or 100 grand, or whatever
your budget is, 10 bucks.

- I'm not impressed by how much
money you're willing to lose,

whether it's your money,
your husband's money.

I don't know.

Either way,
I'm not throwing it away.

- Good luck.

- Come on.

- 14, I won!

- Oh, my God.

- And it's my birthday!

[both shout]

Yes!

- Well, I know who's
treating us tonight.

- Shopping, dinner, drinks.

- What you want?
- All on Dorit.

- What you want?

All on me.

- Oh, it was so cute
last night at Tao

with all the pictures
and all the sparklers.

- We thought that was
a good picture of you

in your bathing suit
up on the screen.

- Loved it.

What else is new?

So you're going to Croatia
and Greece and...

- To the South of France.

- Nice trip.

- After Vegas, my family and I
are going to Europe

for a summer vacation.

We'll get on the boat
in Greece,

and we'll be on the boat
for eight days.

- Amazing.

- So now my girls
are running around,

doing all their
beauty routines.

Having this vacation
with our kids

is something I look forward to
every year,

because we're
all together 24/7.

It's a mom's dream.

- Okay, here's my question.

Why aren't the young'uns
out here at the pool?

- They don't look
as good as you.

- Two, sh...

- Whole table got wiped out.

Teddi's hot, we're broke.

- I know,
I'm not touching this pile.

- She's accountable
on her chips.

- Yes!

- Chip accountability.

This is my last bet.

- Okay.

- Go, girl.

- We want 10.
- We want 10.

- Come on, 10,
come on, 10.

Erika, oh...

- Nine!
- Nine?

- Oh, my God!

- Well, now you show up,
after we've lost everything.

- I'm glad to see that you two
are getting on so well.

- Yeah, we're having
a good time.

- Let's put it all
on one number,

and then let's go shopping.

- How much is that?
- No!

- This is your one chance
to be unaccountable

for your actions.
- Yes!

- Vegas is not the place
to be accountable...

for anything.

Certainly not
when you're with me.

- This is one my chance
to tell all of you...

No.

- What?

No.

- All right, guys,
I'm going to the pool.

Even after winning $800,

these girls got more money
to spend than I'm willing to.

So, of course,
I'm gonna choose the pool.

- Let's just go shopping.

- Okay, let's do it.

- Bye, ladies,
have a great day.

- Thank you for nothing.

- Thank you for putting up
with us.

- This is pretty.

- So pretty.
- This is beautiful.

- Oh, it is.

- I'm really glad, actually,

that you two
put aside everything

that went down.

- It's silly.

- Laughing together,

which is what it should
have been in the first place.

- Everything that needed
to be said was said.

And it's best to go forward
and not look back.

- Absolutely.

- Basically
we're like sisters now.

- Okay.
- Pretty much.

- I want to give you a hug.

- What?
- Oh, my God!

- Wait a minute.

I'm getting something...

- I just almost passed out.

- Divine.

- Coming up...

Something happened with Harry.

- You should probably tell her.

But I would tread lightly.

- Ugh.

- I'm really glad that you two

- I'm really glad that you two
put aside everything,

because I was so friendly
with Dorit,

and I want to get
to know you more.

Sometimes I reach out to you
and I'll text you,

and I'll say...

- I text you back.

- Yeah, but you text me
one word.

- Bullsh...

I text you back.

I said, "Thank you so much."

You checked on me
for my shoulder.

I said, "Thank you so much."

You called me for
"Dancing with the Stars."

- But I want you
to come to me sometimes.

So you meet me halfway,

because I want
to get to know you more.

Erika does respond,

but I've never felt
any warmth,

any encouragement
for a friendship.

And I like her,

and I feel like
it's a two-way street.

- Don't say I text you back
with one word.

- No, no, nicely.

But I want to get
to know you more, I really do.

- Fine, then I'll
text you more.

- I would love that.

- Okay, I will.

Yeah, I need to work on my TLC
with the girlfriends.

You know, I'm used
to communicating with Queens.

You know, "Hey, b*tch."

"What?"

"So you in five."

"Cool."

"All right."

Women, you got to,
"Hi, sweetheart,

"I'm on my way,
I'm so sorry.

"Is there anything
I can get for you?

"I'm running a little bit late.

Blah, blah, blah."

I appreciate you saying
these things to me.

- Know what I mean?
- Of course.

- I'm quite shocked
that she feels this way,

because I didn't think
that she would care.

She's a tough chick,
and it's nice to see this,

because it shows
that she's soft, which is cool.

- I love when everyone's
getting along.

- Don't worry,
it won't last long.

[laughter]

- You know,
this is a really nice way

to get us together again.

And I think it was
a really good idea.

- I was like, what about
Lisa Rinna and Dorit?

- I know.

- So when you walked in
last night,

my first thought was...
[gasps]

And then you guys were
like, "Hello,"

and it was totally fine.

- I didn't even think
that much about it,

to be honest with you.

- I'm really happy to be here,
all of us girls.

But with Lisa Rinna,

I just want to tell her
that I'm really hurt.

- Thank God I tend
to not hold on to things.

I just don't want to.

I just don't.

- For me, it's very
uncomfortable.

And I'd rather just say,

"You know what,
it hurt me when you did this."

- I mean, so much time
has passed.

Who wants to rehash anything?

I don't think anybody
wants to rehash.

- No.

- I just want to get
some things off my chest.

I've got to clear things up
with Lisa Rinna.

I have to know I don't need
to be afraid in her presence.

- Oh, my God,
we didn't do any shopping.

- Let's go in here.

- Hello, ladies.
- Hi.

- Welcome to The Atrium.

- So you've got cosmetics.

- All the cosmetics.

We have fine jewelry.

- I like this.

- What is this, extra repair?

Moisturizing balm.

- Maybe I'll try it.

Do you think I should?

- Here, allow me.

I'll treat you today.

- No, no, no, no.

- Don't take her card.

- Oh, you're so sweet.

I'm actually glad that
I brought it up with Erika,

because now
she's suddenly feeling

that maybe she needs to make
a little bit of an effort.

I'm quite touched.

- What'd you get?
- I got face cream.

- Here.
- Thank you.

- If I'd known you were
gonna buy me something,

I would have gone
to the jewelry counter.

- Something more expensive.

- Thank you, darling.
- You're welcome.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

Hi, how are you?

- Good, how are you guys?

- You look great.
- Thanks.

- Hi, how are you?
- Good, how are you?

- Good.
- Where'd you go off to?

- We did a little gambling
this morning,

and I won a big stack
of hundreds.

And for me, that's huge.

- Come on, get in the pool.

- Whoo!

Agh!

[laughter]

- To be honest, going to Vegas
for my birthday with strangers,

I thought it was gonna be
such a disaster.

I was like,
"This is gonna be terrible."

But you know what,
it's so much fun.

I feel like I actually have
friendships forming

with the girls.

- Sexy girls.

[cheering]

- Vegas!

- Oh, that's good.

- Oh, I love that.

- Got it!

- Oh, yeah, super cute.

[doorbell dings]

- Vanderpump, time to get

on that ferris wheel
you want to go on so badly.

Oh, look at that gorgeousness.

- I heard that, thank you.

Oh, my God,
you look so cute.

- What'd you guys do?

- Well, we played roulette.

And Lisa Vanderpump, Dorit,
myself did a little shopping.

- How was that?

- It was good, it was nice.

- So I went to the pool,

and we had a private cabana,

and it was Lisa Rinna...

- Oh.

- Yeah, and I actually
really adore Lisa Rinna,

but something happened
with Harry.

- What happened?

- The day after Kim
gave the bunny

back to Lisa Rinna...

- Okay.

- I brought the bunny,

because it didn't feel
like it had good energy.

- So I was hiking
the next morning,

and I saw Harry.

And I said, "Hi, Harry,"
and he said to me,

"So what are you gonna do
about your sister?

"That woman needs help.

You better get her some help."

He was so pissed off.

And I said to him,
"I'm not responsible

"for my sister's actions,

"just like you're
not responsible

for your wife's actions,
and she's done things too."

- Sure.

I would get it out of my way,

because I would want peace.

I would say, like,
"Hey, I just want you to know,

this happened,
and I still love you."

And that's what I would do.

But obviously
that's a personal choice.

- Honestly, if I had
been able to drop it,

I wouldn't be talking
about it right now.

So it only seems right
to at least talk to Lisa Rinna

so I can get it off my chest
and move forward.

- You should probably tell her.

- Yeah.

- But I would tread lightly.

- Ugh.

- Coming up...

- I don't want to feel

like I am in danger.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my goodness.
- Whew.

- What is our agenda?

- Well, I just thought...

- She would t*rture me;
just say it.

- It's called the High Roller.

Kyle's afraid of heights,

but she shouldn't be afraid
of the High Roller.

- Why can't we go see
Mariah Carey instead?

- Kyle.

It's gonna be so much fun.

And I know
once I get her on it,

she's just gonna be fine.

- Holy God.

Why on earth am I here?

- Okay, we're gonna take
a running jump at it.

- Go ahead, big shot.

With your p*ssy bow,
go jump off the ledge.

- Did you say,
"With your p*ssy bow?"

- I value my p*ssy too much
to jump, darling.

- All right, come on.
- Okay.

- Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

- We made it.
We're fine.

Let's have a seat.

- We did it!

- Hi.

I'm parched from the stress.

- Oh, my God, I know.

- No, I don't think
the High Roller is a good idea.

Actually, I hate the idea
of the High Roller.

I do not like heights.

I not only don't like them.

I'm very afraid of them.

I lose all the feeling
in my legs.

And the build-up
and the anxiety I have

is always torturous.

I am so happy there's a bar
on this ferris wheel.

- Okay, now we're going up.

- This is slow.

- It's not gonna go any faster
than this.

- This is it the whole time?
- This is it.

- Okay, you guys,
this isn't bad.

Now I'm embarrassed.

- Whoo!

- Of course it wasn't scary.

It moves so slow...

that you're like,
"Wait, this is it?"

Now I can, like,
dial it back a little.

I mean, I wasn't that scared.

I'm surprised that I feel
as okay as I feel up here.

All that for nothing.

- It's nice, right?

It's kind of ethereal.

- The High Roller's cool.

It's like a luxury
ferris wheel.

We're going, like, really
slow over the Vegas Valley.

So we can see lots
of cool stuff up here.

- Teddi's going to coach us all
on accountability.

- Now everybody take a seat.

[laughter]

- Hi, my name's Lisa,
and I'm unaccountable.

- It's Accountability 101.

- We have 40 minutes
on this ride.

- I think Lisa Rinna might need
a little more time.

[laughter]

- Let's be honest,
it really is uncomfortable,

because we had a lot
of sh... go down,

and no one's talked about it.

Like, let's be .....ing
honest here.

We're all pretending
like it's all okay.

And it's really not.

- Time is a great healer,
Rinna.

Things that are left unsaid
often fester.

And if we're being accountable,

if there's anything
anybody wants to say,

say it now
and forever hold your peace.

- This is my last chance
to talk to Lisa Rinna

about my incident with Harry

before I head back to L.A.
to get ready for Croatia.

Now is the time.

- Rinna, can I talk to you?

Lisa, I have to tell you,
and I have to be honest...

- Dorit just hijacked
my moment.

[groans]

♪ ♪

- I don't want
to rehash the past.

I don't want to feel
like I am in danger.

- I mean, come on.

- Is this a good thing to do
in an enclosed space?

- Your words and your action
are so low,

that they can really affect
people's lives.

- Were people doing coke
in your bathroom?

- Oh, come on.

- Your husband had said some
pretty strong things about me.

You know, you have
to think about that.

- What has my husband said?

- You don't want me
to have to rehash it.

- No, I do, because...
- "Certifiable"?

- Lisa Rinna, I don't even
want to discuss her.

She's certifiable.

- A drug addict?

- She's just a bit paranoid,
I don't know.

- Maybe it's because
she's on drugs.

[laughs]

- Like, schizophrenic.

- She's like one person one day

and another person
in another moment.

You don't really know
who you're gonna get.

- There's a term for that...
it's called schizophrenic.

- I don't think...

- But you don't think
your husband did that?

- No, not at all.

- If Dorit doesn't think
that PK said these things,

I am flummoxed.

And I don't know
what to say but,

"I'm moving on.
I'm done."

- I kind of feel bad for Lisa,

because Eileen is not here
to help her.

- Her backup.

All of us
are trying to act low-key,

but really I'm like this.

What's happening over there?

- I'm clear.

I feel like if I don't look,
I don't know.

- Do you think you should
do an intervention?

- Maybe you should go up and
say, "What the hell happened?"

- Do you think
I truly care that much?

Sorry, ladies.

I'm not touching that.

- We had a really bad moment,
you and I.

I'm not proud of it,
but we had a bad moment.

On both sides of it, I think
we can both acknowledge

that we both...

- I didn't do anything
to you, Lisa.

I never did.

- Why isn't she taking
responsibility?

Right now it's about Dorit
and Dorit's feelings.

And you know what,
I'm letting her have them.

But she's gonna have to learn
to take responsibility

for her part in things,

and I don't know
if she's quite there yet.

I'm not a scary person.

I know I seem like
a .....ing b*tch sometimes.

I know.

- I just don't want you
losing your mind with me,

and all of a sudden,
I have to like...

- But I've already done that.

- In regards
to our conversation..

- About Harry?

- Yeah, are you going
to talk to her?

Listen, should some sh...
go down,

nobody can get away.

I mean, we're, like,
all stuck together.

I don't know,
I'm just trying to blend in

with the furniture.

- I feel like you had
bad intentions.

♪ ♪

- I don't want to force you

into liking me or trusting me
or feeling comfortable.

Listen, Dorit,
I'm a good person.

I would like you
to give me a chance

to see me for who I really am.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- I'm gonna say something
right now.

He told you about the hike.

- I got to sit down.

I'm actually getting dizzy.

- I would like you

- I would like you
to give me a chance

to see me
for who I really am.

♪ ♪

And if you don't like me,
you can say,

"You know what, Lisa,
I don't like you.

I think you suck,
and you're a .....ing b*tch."

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- You know that what you did
was wrong,

and it hurt me.

- I do know that,
and I'm sorry for that.

I...I feel like sh...

- All right, well, listen.

Let's start clean.

- I would be happy
with just trying that

and see where it takes us,

without any expectations.

We're grown up.

- We're grown-ups.

- It's very grown up of us.

I feel like a weight
has been lifted.

Dorit and I
are gonna put this behind us

and move forward.

- Deal.
- Okay, good.

I want to be different.

I want to show my girls,

you can be a strong woman
in this world,

but you don't have
to be a b*tch, ever.

- [sighs]

I feel so much better.

- You guys, I'm sorry
to be nosy,

but we're in
a very small space.

- Lisa and I both agree
that it's a slow process,

but we at least got it out.

- There you go.

- And I hope you can
forgive me.

♪ ♪

- Gaining someone's trust
can only be done over time.

Just show me that you're not
talking behind my back

and you're not trying
to hurt me or my family.

It's as simple as that.

- I didn't want
to ever hurt you.

I don't ever want to hurt you.

- I'm gonna say something
right now,

just because I'm feeling
that I have to.

After Kim gave
the bunny back to you...

- Okay, really,
are you kidding me?

- That was a horrible day.

But something happened
the next day

that I went and shared
with some of the people here,

and I feel bad that I didn't
share it with you.

He told you about the hike.

- He told me about the hike.

I know they had the meeting.

Kyle doesn't really
need to tell me about it,

because I already know
about it.

- And I felt bad,

because I was so upset
and so worked up.

And that's not even
you and me,

because it was such
a weird feeling,

because that's
an extension of you.

- I got to sit down.

I'm actually getting dizzy.

- He was very tough.
- I know.

- When I first said hi to him,
he didn't look at me.

- I'm sorry.

- And I was like, wow,
that's amazing,

that he's so defensive
of his wife,

but the other part of me
was like,

I'm not fighting
my sister's battle.

- You said it clearly to him.

- And by the way, I've always
adored both of you.

So I'm just saying it now,

because I feel bad
that I shared it with him

and not with you directly.

- It's okay.

I'm sorry that
that moment happened.

Timing was really bad.

- I know, I know.

- Because Harry loves you.

- There's no way that Lisa

didn't feel
a little embarrassed

that Harry had
that conversation with me.

I mean, if my husband
came home and said,

"By the way, I bumped
into one of your girlfriends,

and this is what I said,"

I would feel
very uncomfortable.

So I'm happy
that she apologized,

and I'm done.

- Now you understand
PK's position...

- I do more, I do more.

- Because Harry came
to her defense.

- You know what, this is a lot
a life learning for me,

a lot of life lessons.

I mean, I've learned more
with all of you women

than I have learned
in 20 years of my life.

- That's what we're here for,
to teach each other.

- I do think Lisa Rinna
is actually seeing the light.

Her actions...

and some of them
have been quite cruel...

have ramifications.

And there's hope
for the future.

- I mean, it's hard to admit
that you're an as*h*le

when you're an as*h*le.

You know?

It is.

That's the best therapy session
I've had in a really long time.

- [squeals]

Go, guys, go!

- I get to get off?

- Oh, my God,
I'm glad you said something.

- I adore you.

- Oh, how exhausting.

- Everybody's getting along.

What a miracle.

The only thing left
is for the other shoe to drop.

I mean, it can't go...

it can't be this good.

- Even you.

[laughter]

- You silly tart.

♪ ♪

- Wait, where are we going?
- We're going here.

- Oh, cool.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- We have a reservation.

- Right this way.
- Thank you.

- Rinna.
- Yeah?

- I've always wanted
to put you in a cage.

- It's a nice big one.

- Oh, a cage fight.

That'll be fun
for me to watch.

- This is nice, Lisa.

- Where's Kyle?
- She's packing.

- She's going to Croatia
on a boat.

- I know.
- Damn her.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Welcome to The Dorsey.

- Thank you.

- I have a skinny margarita.

- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.

- Oh, look at that.
- Ooh.

- Tom told me,
when he was a young lawyer,

that these were called
see-throughs,

because you can see through.

It's all liquor.

And that his mentors
used to get lit at lunch

and then go back
and try your case.

- It's "Mad Men" days.
- Yes, totally.

- Dorit, I don't mean
to ruin your...

- Uh-oh, what did I do?

- What are you doing?

- It's an ice dildo.

Can I use it on you?

- You really want to?

- Look at this thing!

- What?
- Whoa!

- Go on, man, just do it.

[laughter]

- Go, Erika!

- Look how phallic-y it is.

- It's so phallic-y.

- You are rubbing that thing.

Just stop it!

- I think you need
to get laid.

[laughter]

- Shut up, Dorit, I'm gonna
put it down your dress.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, thank you.

- Whoa.

I'd rather PK be doing that,
quite honestly.

- Is that a big one, Erika?

- No, it isn't.

[laughter]

Hey, ice dildo, ice queen.

I'm not opposed.

Crown on.

- It's actually quite sexy.

- It's very sexy.

- [gasps]

- Hers has more girth.
- Hers does!

- You have a bigger one
than I do.

- [screams]

- I feel like we're
in the locker room right now.

"You've got a bigger one
than I have."

- I think we should all
hold the p*nis.

- No, thanks.

I don't need to share
a p*nis with you.

- Camille?

- Oh.

- Oh, that's nice.

I want put the...oh, yeah.

- Camille!

- Oh, my God.

- Hello, ladies.

- Kyle, what does this
look like.

- I wiener, I don't know.

- These are ice cubes.

- Ladies, I have to go home
and pack for my kids

for Croatia.

I just came down
to say good-bye.

- Don't leave.

- Teddi, you're
gonna be fine.

But I'm gonna miss you guys.

I'm feeling really proud
of this birthday,

what we pulled off.

My friends are actually
getting along.

That's amazing.
I love that.

- Bye, Kyle!

- You're safe with me.

- Okay.

- Feel like I need
to check in with Teddi,

see how she's
handling all of this.

- She's fine.

- What was it like
growing up with your dad?

- Honestly, I wouldn't have
ever known the difference

if I never moved
to Los Angeles.

He's very laid back and chill.

And my mom was...

- You're not defined
by your parents.

You're your own person.

You have your own identity.

- To me, the conversation
would be the same as,

how was it growing up
with your dad?

- Well, I don't know him.

- Ah.
- Wow.

- I was 25
when I met my father.

- Oh, Erika.

- Wow.

♪ ♪

- You didn't know him?

- No, I didn't grow up
with my father.

We don't speak.

- But do you know of him?
- Yeah.

- You've met?
- Yeah, we've met.

- I was 25
when I met my father.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- How emotional was that?

- It wasn't.

It was like meeting a stranger.

I shook his hand.

I didn't grow up
with my father,

and that's okay.

My mother gave birth to me
when she was 18 years old,

and my father left for good
when I was 9 months old.

The first time I met my dad,
I was 25.

I was visiting here
in Los Angeles.

I had not moved here yet.

And he came down to meet me.

I mean, he was basically
a stranger.

- What did you say?

- "Hi."

- That's it?

- "Hello, nice to meet you."

- Erika...

- Hearing about Erika
and her father,

you have such empathy,

and you go, okay,
another piece of the puzzle.

I really don't know
how that affects one,

but I imagine it makes you
want to protect yourself,

because I think she's smart,
and she has boundaries.

I look at it and go, God,
I wish I was more like that.

- Were you curious
prior to that?

- I mean, sure, you know,
you wish you had a dad.

Of course, when everybody
talks about their dads,

you go, oh, you know,
I missed out on having a dad.

But at the same time,

I don't feel like there's
something missing in my life.

It's, like, okay in hindsight,

because everything
turned out good.

But I think a little girl
always wants her dad.

I'm just not gonna get one.

I don't have
this relationship,

but I lot of other
really fabulous relationships.

I have a great marriage,
I have a great son,

I have a great family.

But I think it's
all too easy to say,

"You didn't have a dad.

Therefore,
you married an older man."

Listen, I didn't marry my dad.

My dad is much younger
than my husband.

[laughs]

So [BLEEP] you!

- I think I would probably
go into it

with an expectation.

- It wasn't like
this long-lost sh...

in the movies where you run
toward each other.

"Oh, my God, you know, Dad,
where have you been?"

And I didn't expect him
to sweep me up in his arms

and go, "Oh, my God,
what have I done?"

It wasn't like that.

- All right, well...

- I'm sorry.

I'm kidding.

I'm being an as*h*le.

- Erika comes off to me
like the cool girl,

you know, like,
"I'm too cool for anything."

But maybe I'm trying too hard,
and, like, that's not me.

And I'm gonna take a step back.

I know I'm very direct.

So, as getting to know
all of you,

if I do something
that offends you, tell me.

- Oh, we will.
- Like, that is...

[laughter]

- Or not.
- Or not.

♪ ♪

[doorbell dings]

- Coming.

- Hello.
- Good morning, my darling.

- How's it going?

- How are you feeling?

- I'm good.

I got up and worked out,

and now I just want
to get home to my kids.

- I know.

Oh, this is so nice, Teddi.

Thank you for having me
for breakfast.

- Well, thanks
for this weekend.

- I'm so glad you came.

Lisa and Kyle
did such a nice job.

Super sweet.

- It was a fun weekend,
and I'm glad I said yes.

- Oh, good.

You know, it's hard
meeting new people.

- I mean, you guys all seemed
like a good, fun group.

I mean, I feel like,
if anything,

maybe, like, I didn't feel
an immediate connection

with Erika.

- Yeah.

- But I felt myself
trying too hard.

And I'm like, what am I doing?

That's, like, not
my style, like...

- Yeah, I mean,
it's been a year

since I've known her,

and we had a little bit
of a rocky road.

But this trip
was, like, the first time

I actually felt like
her and I connected.

You have to sort of
earn her trust, type of thing.

- And I get that.

And I feel like
it was more me.

I was just like,
"Wow, I'm a grown-a*s woman."

And I felt insecure
for a second.

- You know, it might
take a little while with her,

but you have to let things
happen naturally.

- Dorit says to take it slow
with Erika.

Oh, don't worry, honey.

We're moving
at a glacial speed.

- Well, here's to
a successful trip in Vegas.

- Thank you.

- My tea somehow
doesn't have vodka in it.

Something's wrong.

- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."

[sawing, banging]

- This construction
is ruining my life.

[laughing]

[horse whinnies]

- Yes!
- Good job.

- When my parents split up,

horses gave me something
to focus on.

- You were amazing.

- You guys are embarrassing me.

- There was this moment
in my father's house,

and he said, "Well, you know,

"my wife,
she never had any kids,

and I never had any kids."

I was like, "Yeah."

He had never acknowledged
my existence.

- Do you remember the girls?

Can you say hi?

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Bad guy!

♪ ♪

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about the housewives,