Previously on...
- I am launching
Nava Swimwear.
PK and I have invested
a lot of money.
There's a lot at stake here.
- Camille's got a fundraiser
this week.
- Oh, yeah, that's on Thursday.
- Are you going?
- Yeah.
For sure.
Camille, you're a stupid
[BLEEP]!
It was a silly moment,
a silly joke.
But when I'm wrong
and if I've hurt someone,
I'm the first one to say
I'm so sorry.
- It's not been a picnic
for me,
you telling me
that one of my best friends
is talking sh... about me.
- That's one of
your best friends?
So what am I?
- I am sorry
that I neglected you,
and I didn't realize
you were that upset.
- Any apology from Lisa,
I'll take it.
- Lisa was feeling jealous
that I was talking to Kyle.
- Apparently,
a lot of negative sh...
was said about me.
- Well, I didn't know
who that came from.
- You said that in a group.
That wasn't
a private conversation.
[upbeat music]
- In this town,
fame and money come and go,
but friends should not.
- Some people call me cold,
but that's not ice.
It's diamonds.
- I believe in an excess
of everything
except moderation.
♪ ♪
- Having the best
isn't important to me,
but being my best is.
♪ ♪
- I don't have to buy it,
'cause I already own it.
♪ ♪
- The queen of diamonds always
has an ace up her sleeve.
♪ ♪
[lively music]
♪ ♪
- [gasps]
Hello, gorgeous!
- Hello.
- Hi.
- It's so good
to see you.
So I'm nervous about
trying on certain things,
'cause, again,
I don't feel that secure
about my body right now.
I had two surgeries
in this area,
and my lymph nodes are gone.
- You look fabulous now.
Aren't you happy
with the way you look?
- I am happy,
but when you're used to looking
a certain way,
you just...
it's my new normal.
- What are you nervous about?
Like, what would be
too much?
- It's been hard for me,
because...
- Why has it been so hard?
- When you have cancer
and you have a hysterectomy...
I had a radical hysterectomy,
so they remove
the top part of your cervix
and the top part
of your vajayjay also.
I am fortunate to be
in remission
from endometrial cancer,
stage 2.
My body's changed
since then.
- But you look amazing.
- It's been four years,
and I'm feeling stronger
every day,
especially because I have
a wonderful boyfriend
who's loving
and very supportive.
But it takes a while to recover
from chemo and radiation.
Imagine dating somebody
and having to tell them
that they removed the top part
of your cervix.
- But would guys
really know that?
Like, is it...
- I now have a vag*na
of a 16-year-old.
I have a rejuvenated hymen,
basically.
No.
[laughs]
- Well, isn't that
every guy's dream?
Wow!
- Whoo!
Uh-huh.
- Okay, come on.
Right?
You have a new boyfriend.
- Yes, I do.
- Let's give him a treat.
I know what it's like.
After I had Amelia,
I had postpartum depression,
and so I understand
what it's like
to, like, lose your mojo.
So I can only be moral support,
because Camille really just
needs to see
just how beautiful
she really is.
She's a stripper at heart,
for sure.
- Whoo-hoo!
[both whooping]
- Look at you!
You look fabulous.
- Well, let's play.
- Wow.
- Be careful.
- You look hot.
- Little bit sexier, please.
- Okay, okay.
- Don't you feel good?
- Yes, I'm feeling better.
- Are you ready?
Wow.
Okay, you're getting that.
- This one?
- You are so getting that.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, my God, this body,
it is gonna, like,
open up like a flower.
It's gorgeous.
I mean, I know a way
to a man's heart,
and it's not through his heart.
[laughs]
- So what are you getting?
- I'm gonna get these.
I will wear this as a top too,
like underneath stuff.
- Your total is $1,319.74.
- Thank you.
Your boyfriend is gonna have
a really good time this weekend.
- [laughs]
- So are you.
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- Hi.
How are you?
- Good.
How are you today?
- Good, thank you.
I have a reservation
under "Kyle."
- Wonderful.
♪ ♪
- Perfect.
- Miss Hollywood Reporter.
- Oh, hello.
How are you?
- Thank you.
- You look great.
- I'm proud of you.
I saw that article.
- Oh, thank you.
Yeah, it was so crazy
to see it in writing.
- Right?
Big deal.
- The show
that I've been working on,
"Glass Houses,"
was bought by ABC.
I know I have a lot
on my plate,
but I thrive in chaos.
It's like the expression
they say:
"If you want something done,
give it to someone who's busy."
And how's Tom?
- He's in physical therapy.
- He's, like, powering
through this and, like...
- He's giving a speech
at the Long Beach bar.
- Is that, like, a big bar?
What is that?
- You know, like,
the bar association.
- Oh, I was like, "What bar?
The Long Beach bar?"
I thought you meant...
- A bunch of boring lawyers.
No, no, not a bar.
The bar.
And so he's fine.
- Hi.
- Oh, my goodness, hey.
Can I have
the branzino?
- I'll do the branzino too.
- How've you been feeling
after New York?
- [sighs]
- Did you work everything out
with Lisa Vanderpump?
- 100%, and then with Dorit,
I was annoyed.
Today it was, like,
such a waste of a day.
We're in New York City.
We could have been
normally laughing
and having the best time,
and it was, like, miserable.
But, you know,
I really like Dorit.
It is what it is.
- The question is,
how blown out of proportion
is this whole thing?
Here's the thing.
When other people get involved
and their interpretations
come in,
it gets clouded.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
Listen, now, to me,
it's between them.
I've said
what I had to say.
- Let them work it out.
- Yeah.
- By the way, what can we
get Lisa for her birthday?
- In Beverly Hills,
you better bring
something really good.
And then they can be like,
"Oh, no, you shouldn't have.
Oh!
Thank you, dahling."
- Maybe I should go buy
a pink bird.
- [laughs] A pink bird.
A flamingo!
Can you imagine if you walked in
with a flamingo for Lisa?
- On a diamond leash.
Just, like, gorgeous.
- Happy birthday.
♪ ♪
- KP?
- I'm here, darling.
- Hi, bubba.
- How are you?
- Oh, my goodness,
I'm just going through
the new line sheets, honey,
and some emails,
'cause I've come home
to a whole host of emails.
- I know.
I...
- It's a very different
direction.
- You told me to get involved.
- Yes.
- All right, so I went
downtown to the factory
and met
all the swimwear team.
I think that you had
this really almost couture
range of swimwear.
Quite expensive.
And I think that your brand
should be available
to everyone.
- Oh, jeez.
'Cause I see that my collection
has just been sliced in half.
- Right.
- Oh, hell, no.
PK, you are not
a fashion designer.
You do not know what's best
for this line.
He's only ever gonna look at it
as any other business
that crosses his desk.
But for me, it's my creation.
It's my soul.
- And then there was one other
little conversation,
and I know you're going to be
a bit disappointed.
I don't like the name Nava
for the swimwear.
- Why?
- I think we need a name
that is more versatile,
more general.
Call it "Beverly Beach."
What do you think of that?
It's an imaginary place
where you can go
and wear swimwear,
have a candlelit dinner
without candles.
It's where you and I
would want to go on vacay.
- I did tell you that...
- You did put me in charge.
- I needed you to go
to these swimwear meetings
so I can go to New York.
I didn't expect you to go in
and just turn everything
upside down.
- I'm not very good
at going to those meetings
and not saying anything.
You can fire me.
- I'm so blown away by this.
It's like me changing
George's entire tour schedule
without checking
with PK first.
So I definitely need
a minute to process.
I know, when I came home,
I was a little bit, like,
just deranged
with thought and emotion.
And I'm still...
- You actually haven't
really told me.
You've just given me tidbits.
- Well, Kyle says
that she had heard from Teddi
that I was badmouthing
Lisa Vanderpump,
so she was going
to Lisa Vanderpump's rescue.
Lisa and I have hit a bump.
- How are we gonna
work it out?
I love you,
mainly on the strength
of loving your husband
and wanting to love you...
- That's not nice, Lisa.
- And wanting
to make it right.
- I would never want to hurt
Lisa Vanderpump's feelings.
As long as she knows
that I had no bad intention,
we should be able
to get over this.
- You just need to focus
on your relationship with Lisa
and make sure she's cool.
And I won't allow this
to kick off Lisa's birthday.
- Coming up...
- Here's to tingling vaginas.
Whoo!
And a cure for cancer.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ ♪
- Wow.
This looks amazing, everyone.
We need better towels in here.
We can't put towels like this
out here.
This is disgusting.
What it that?
My guests are gonna notice that.
- There's always a party
in the bathroom.
Do you like the orchid?
- I like the orchid.
But better towels.
I'd have those
pretty, gray hand towels.
Where did they go?
Pretty, gray ones.
- I will find out.
- Ask Sandra.
[upbeat electronic music]
- I really don't like driving
in general, though.
That's, like,
my Achilles heel.
Like, if somebody's like,
"Do you want to do something?"
I'm like, "That means
I'm gonna have to drive
this far to do it."
- Really?
- Yeah, I really...
- See, I love driving.
- I love driving.
- Thinking of "American Woman"
was actually when I was driving
to the desert
when my mom was sick.
Those, you know, hours
in the car back and forth...
- Just reflecting, right?
- The kids would watch a movie
in the back,
and I would just be thinking,
and that's when I do
most of my thinking,
is in the car.
[phone ringing]
It's Lisa Vanderpump.
- Oh, cool.
[button beeps]
- Hello?
- Hello.
Are you on your way?
- Yes.
- I'm just on my way too.
- Are you with Dorit?
- No, I'm on my own.
- Oh.
Where's Dorit?
- I don't know.
I haven't spoken to her.
Everybody's just making
their own way, then.
- Oh, okay.
- Is Rinna away?
- No, I think
she's sick in bed.
- I'm so sick.
Oh, my God.
I actually feel sorry
for myself.
Uh-huh, I'm having a pity party.
- What are you wearing?
- I have on a dress.
- Dress with boots.
- Boots,
over-the-knee boots.
- I've got a little
chunky cork thing going on.
- A chunky cork?
I can't be friends with you
anymore. Good-bye.
[laughter]
- Hey!
Nicole!
You're here!
Hi!
Hi.
Thank you for coming.
Oh!
Hello.
- Oh, hi.
- This is beautiful.
I can't believe it.
How are you?
- Hi!
- Obviously, in Beverly Hills,
everybody wants
to look beautiful,
and you got
to smell beautiful too.
Otherwise, what's the point?
- This is the fragrance line.
- Oh!
The bottles are fantastic!
- This is the scent
for the foundation.
It's plumeria,
and the proceeds go
to the Foundation
for Women's Cancer.
Lisa, welcome.
- How are you?
You look gorgeous.
- Thank you for coming.
- I know these perfumes.
I love these.
This is so sweet.
It's so Cartier.
Erika's gonna love that.
- We all said that.
We said, "That's Erika."
- Erika?
- This scent is Erika.
- Have you seen this?
- So we thought of you
when we saw that.
- Oh, my goodness.
- This is a very strong,
powerful fragrance
for that real confident woman
who...
- Oh, that's none of us.
[laughter]
- None of us here.
- We're all insecure.
Do you have an insecure perfume?
- I do. I do.
- Everyone needs
needy, insecure repellant.
Spray the whole .....ing room.
[laughs]
- Hi!
- Hi.
- Hi.
Welcome.
- Hi, darling.
You look gorgeous.
- Hi, my love.
Happy almost birthday.
The only thing I care about
is repairing my relationship
with Lisa Vanderpump.
So I'm going to inject her
with so much Dorit love
that she's gonna explode.
My love.
There's my lovey dovey
dovey dovey dovey!
- What is wrong with you?
- I just love you.
I miss you.
- To me, a good friend
doesn't talk sh... about you
the moment you leave.
- It's someone's birthday.
- Whose birthday?
- Oh, I don't know.
Someone pretty gorg
and fabulous.
- So I think I just need
a little bit of space and time
to make it work again.
♪ ♪
- Okay.
- What are you doing tomorrow
for your birthday?
Happy birthday,
by the way.
- I'm taking the day off.
I'm gonna ride my horse.
- Nice.
- Ride my horse,
go to lunch with my husband,
and, um...
- And then get ready
for us on Saturday
to ruin your life.
- [laughs]
- Ruin your life!
- Cheers to you
and your new man.
He makes your vag*na tingle.
Yeah!
Here's to tingling vaginas.
Whoo!
And a cure for cancer.
[laughs]
- White wine, please.
- Um, cranberry juice, please.
- Okay.
- Thanks.
- When I was pregnant,
obviously,
I wasn't drinking.
You see the world
so differently.
Then I would think to myself,
"Do I talk such sh...
when I've had a drink?"
- [laughs]
Dorit.
[laughing]
Yeah.
- Clearly.
- And I...here.
- Exactly.
- Have another drink.
- [laughs]
You're so clever.
- Have another one.
- Yes, absolutely.
- Aren't you cold?
- If you were a good friend,
you'd give me your jacket.
- [BLEEP] off.
I'm not.
- Here, we could just lay this...
is this helping?
- Used to be I'd have given you
the shirt off my back,
but now...
- Did you guys resolve
your...
- Yeah.
Well, listen.
Lisa and I are family.
We're family.
- That sounds like the mafia.
- Dorit, better get
in Lisa's good graces,
or she's gonna make you
an offer you can't refuse.
- We had a conversation
in the park.
And the next time I saw you,
you were very mad at me.
So, clearly,
the information came to you
a little bit twisted
and upset you.
If anyone else has anything
to chime in, now is the time.
- I personally don't.
I said exactly
the same thing from...
if...if it were me,
it would have hurt my feelings.
That's all I wanted to say.
- What would have hurt
your feelings?
- The way in which you spoke
about the situation.
- Lisa said to me privately,
"Dorit, I really feel like
you don't even include me."
And maybe
she was feeling jealous.
How did I speak
about a situation?
- I'm not gonna go in circles
with you, Dorit.
I really am done
talking about it.
- I haven't gone
in a circle yet.
I haven't actually found out...
I haven't gone one way yet.
- We have already talked
about it multiple times,
and to me, I shared
the information with Kyle,
how it would have
made me feel.
- If she's saying
Lisa's jealous,
Lisa's not gonna like that.
That's not being
a nice friend to her,
and Lisa's gonna be hurt
by that.
- That's embarrassing to Lisa.
She told Lisa, and that's really
all we can kind of say about it.
- No, it's not,
because I don't understand
what you said to Kyle.
- Not this again.
- Yeah.
- Here we go.
Here we go.
- I'm actually gonna buy
my perfume.
Will you come with me?
- Okay.
'Cause they need
to work that out.
- No, but I really am done
talking about it.
I...we already did.
- How can you be done
talking about something
that has had a real chain
of events afterwards?
- But you worked it out.
- Teddi made it sound...
- Bigger than it was.
- Much bigger than it was
and much worse.
- Here's what Teddi needs
to understand.
You can't get in the fight
and then, all of a sudden,
when the sh... hits the fan,
you back up.
You can't do that.
You're either in it to win it,
or you're not in it at all.
- Teddi doesn't seem to,
whatever,
want to talk about,
but yet, you know,
at least take ownership,
because she made Kyle believe
that I was bashing
Lisa Vanderpump.
- Bashing?
- Bashing.
- That's strong.
- Coming up...
- [gasps]
I love you too much.
Our relationship,
our friendship means too much!
You can't do it to me!
- I like this sexy smell.
- These are all floral,
beautiful,
and, you know, elegant.
- But this is the one that goes
toward the foundation.
I'm gonna take that one.
- Everything can
sort of be resolved
if all the cards
are on the table.
Teddi doesn't seem to,
whatever,
want to take ownership.
- Teddi, you're fine.
- I'm fine.
I just...I'm not gonna do it.
I think it's so easy
to blame somebody else
for your own sh...
I like to take
a little ownership.
I'm honest.
If it bothers you,
then don't say sh... regret.
That's the long and short of it.
I'll just wear a sticker
every time, "Scapegoat."
- No, you're not
a scapegoat.
You think
you're a scapegoat?
[light music]
- I'll have everything,
except that.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
- Oh, why you put the pasture
in front of me?
- You say you don't eat things,
and then you eat half my plate.
- Yeah, it's true.
[laughs]
- Okay, so first of all,
I want to say thank you so much,
all of you ladies,
for showing up for this event.
It really means so much to me
to support the Foundation
for Women's Cancer.
I was diagnosed four years ago
with endometrial cancer,
stage 2.
My mom was diagnosed
at the age of 47
with stage 3 ovarian cancer.
So, unfortunately,
this runs in my family,
so it's very near and dear
to my heart to give back.
My mom's still here,
but she's suffering
through her battle.
At this moment,
she's in the hospital.
Tonight this is for my mom
and this is for
all of those ladies out there
that are fighting the good fight
to survive this horrible
and awful disease.
I love everybody,
and thank you again.
- Thank you.
- Good job.
- It's not easy.
I can feel her pain.
- Thank you.
Thank you for coming.
- Oh, Camille...
- Thank you.
Lisa's still here.
Thank you.
- Where are you going?
- Just because
as soon as you arrived,
I said,
"I'm out of here."
I've got to go.
I'm gonna see my husband.
- You have a date with Ken
again?
- Shut up, you.
It's my pre-birthday night.
He wants to be
a little bit romantic.
- That sounds exciting.
You better run off.
- Bye, love you.
- Bye.
See you later.
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
- Thank you, darling.
Thank you.
Bye, darling.
- I'll walk you out.
- That doesn't sound like
a good thing.
- Here.
Here, baby.
- All right, then.
Do you want to talk
to me?
- You're leaving?
- I'm gonna leave.
- All right.
I totally understand.
- It's over
in 45 minutes anyway,
so I'm just literally leaving
a little bit early.
You're being overdramatic.
- No, I'm not.
I'm being loving,
because I love you.
- What's wrong?
- Well, Lisa,
I just want to make sure
that you and I
are in a good place.
- I ordered a brick phone
the other day.
- Really?
- Yeah, a brick phone.
My '80s drug dealer phone
got dinged,
and I ordered a brick phone.
- I'm a little bit hurt
by what you said,
but I'm okay.
- Well, this is
what I want to understand.
What exactly did Teddi hear
that she would be hurt?
- Really,
what you've told me.
- No.
- Teddi has been
really out of this.
She really has not...
- Really?
- I'm really
telling you that.
She's not a guilty party
in this at all, okay?
I want to make that
really, really clear.
- No, but you're making it clear
because it's what you heard?
Because I'm actually bearing
the brunt
of what she said to Kyle.
For me, that's it.
- Well, even
what you've told me
wasn't exactly
a .....ing compliment,
that I'm a needy friend.
Do you not realize
how degrading that is to me?
Now, I need to go.
Am I okay with that?
- Let me leave this
on this, okay?
- No.
- What do you mean, "No"?
- Why do you always
have to have the last word?
- I don't need to have
the last word!
- Yeah, you do.
Go on, then.
Say it.
- [gasps]
I love you too much.
Our relationship,
our friendship means too much!
You can't do it to me!
Listen to me.
Listen to me, and listen
to me once and for all!
- Oh, my God.
- I feel like I hear, like,
an animal.
- I will get
to the bottom of this.
- No, just...
- But the most
important thing...
- You might get what you want
by straddling your husband,
but straddling me
is not an option right now.
Can you get the [BLEEP]
off me?
This is really annoying.
If you really want
to apologize,
that's not the way.
Can you get off my lap?
- No, I can't,
because otherwise
you'll get up and go.
I need to make sure
that you're secure in here
and I get to say
what I need to say to you.
I need to, Lisa.
And you have to give me
the opportunity to...
- It sounds like you're
the needy one right now.
- I am.
I'm needy of your attention.
- Right, okay.
- Listen to me.
I love you.
I love you more than anything.
I love you.
I...your relationship
and our friendship
means the world to me.
- It's fine.
- I want you to...
- No, it's fine.
I'm going.
I'm gonna enjoy my birthday.
- I've got a present for you.
- I don't need a present.
It's fine.
- I love you.
- You might love me.
You just don't love me enough.
That's the problem.
- [gasps]
- Good-bye.
- Cruel and unusual punishment.
Love you!
I'll call you tomorrow.
Birthday girl!
I really hope
that my love and attention
and forcing myself on her
is starting
to make her realize
that I really didn't mean
to do anything to hurt her.
- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.
- Why'd Lisa leave so early?
- 'Cause it's her birthday.
It's a national holiday.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Coming up...
- Whoo!
- So this is gonna intensify
your sweat a little bit.
- Just some sweat
sloshing around.
[laid-back music]
- Hi.
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- Good, thanks.
How are you?
- Really good.
- Nice to see you again.
- Nice to see you.
We have your client here.
- Oh, she's here already?
Oh, cool.
- Hi!
- Hi!
- Oh, my God.
I am so proud of you.
- Thank you.
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.
I feel amazing.
- I'm an accountability coach,
which I know automatically,
that makes you want
to roll your eyes like,
"What the [BLEEP]
does that mean?
Is that a made-up job?"
Like, I get it all.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
Every single one of my clients
has a success story,
because I am motivating you,
and I am there,
being your cheerleader,
to make sure you can complete
your workouts every day,
that you're eating healthy.
Hey, what's up?
- I am at this restaurant.
The choices for my food
are slim pickings.
- Can you send me a text
of the menu?
And then I'll just text you
right back.
- Yeah, I'll send that
right now.
- You're sending me pictures
of everything.
I am logging it.
I am on your a*s.
Whoo!
[laughs]
I did just lose
It's like I put on 300.
- No, I wanted to put you
in your most flattering outfit.
What's going on?
These are different suits.
- Yeah, so this is gonna
intensify your sweat
a little bit.
You might have a little bit
of sweat sloshing around
whenever you get out.
- Ugh.
Sloshing.
Just some sweat
sloshing around.
- All right, ladies,
let's get you tucked in
whenever you're ready.
Climb in.
Go ahead and get in here.
It's just like a sleeping bag.
Get right underneath.
- Enjoy your sweat, my dear.
I'll come back and check on you,
okay?
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
- All right, ladies.
Enjoy your sweat.
- What made you end up
reaching out to me?
- I had been going to the gym
five times a week.
I was working out
with a trainer,
but I was thick.
And I saw your transformation
on Instagram,
and I knew I had to do
something different,
so that was it.
- Being accountable
isn't just about my job.
It's who I am as a person.
When you texted your weight in
and I saw
that you had lost 30 pounds,
like, I teared up.
Maybe I'm direct to a fault,
but I am not going to make
an excuse for my actions.
If you're somebody
that can't apologize,
you're not taking ownership,
and I'm sorry;
Dorit's not taking ownership.
- Can I take a picture of this
and text it to you
and this can be my workout
for the day?
- No, this does not count
as your workout
for the day.
♪ ♪
- This whole game thing
is gonna be...
- I am so excited for this.
- Really, really cool.
- You have no idea.
I'm, like, wanting them
to come in here right now.
[knocking at door]
- The door.
- I'm so excited.
[laughter]
- Coming!
- This is gonna be so fun.
- This is cool.
- This is everything.
- Hi!
- Hi.
- I'm Laia.
- Hi, I'm Alanna.
- Nice to meet you.
- Great to meet you.
- I'm Erika.
- I'm Alanna.
both: Nice to meet you.
- I've been able to conquer
a lot of different worlds,
and now Erika Jayne is digital.
- Thanks for having us.
We're super excited
to be working with you.
- Oh, my God, well, I'm, like,
basically jumping
out of my skin right now.
I'm gonna be a character
in the "Kim Kardashian:
Hollywood" game.
It's been downloaded
over 42 million times.
- So I'm just gonna
run you through
just so you can get a feel
for what the game experience is.
So this is my avatar.
- Are you getting on a plane?
- I'm gonna take my private jet.
- Oh, my God.
Yeah, let's fly private.
- I know, right?
- You arrive in Hollywood
on a bus
with no cash, no job,
no apartment,
no friends, nothing.
It's my old life.
[laughs]
I should be...
[BLEEP] the "Kim Kardashian:
Hollywood" game.
It should be "The Old
Erika Girardi: Hollywood" game.
- Oh, I'm on a date
with this guy, oof.
[laughter]
- I don't like that guy.
Can we get rid of him?
When I first came to Hollywood
in my little Toyota Celica
convertible,
I worked
at the Century City mall,
and I worked
at the Beverly Center.
And it was like a struggle
to pay the rent.
It's not easy...and especially
being a single mom.
So I came up
the .....ing hard way, man.
Joan Crawford right here.
Like, it's not...
it's not a joke.
- And so we came up
with a virtual iteration.
[laughs]
- Whoo!
- Hopefully, you like it.
- So this is the...
- Oh, my God,
I get an avatar!
- You're an avatar!
- Oh, man.
Okay.
No, I love it!
It's just so cute.
Is it bad that I want to cry?
[laughter]
- So in the game,
it'll animate and move,
and it'll come to life,
but this is just
what it looks like.
- Sorry.
And she's got a little waist.
You made me skinny.
I love it!
[laughter]
You made me skinny.
You know what?
I guess because this has been
a really long time,
so it's kind of cool.
- It's very cool.
- It's fantastic.
And Kim is so excited
to have you part of her game.
- Well, thank you.
That's amazing.
Sorry.
This is a great marker
of success.
Erika Jayne is now immortal.
I'm sorry; I had
an emotional moment.
But it's...you know,
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
What can I say?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- You're not gonna move
these two plates.
These are both
two chargers right here.
- They're both chargers.
Thank you.
- Don't even touch those.
- Thank you.
- Just stays all at the end.
- Appreciate that.
- Kevin?
- Yes, dear.
Oh, wow, look at you.
You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.
How does that look?
- It's stunning.
- Is it Vanderpump ready?
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
- Because we're gonna have
quite a scrutinizing audience.
- Oh, my goodness.
Well, come down,
and we'll talk about it.
- I've been called
a control freak before.
Maybe people are right.
I like to throw
my own birthday party.
But it's actually more
for your friends.
I want something gorgeous
that they can come to.
Hello.
- Here's what it looks like.
- Oh, look at the sample.
Oh, wow.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
I love that.
- Gorgeous, baby.
You've done a fabulous job.
Look at this.
Mmm, looks so delicious.
- John?
- Yes, ma'am.
- So what you don't know is,
the big fight
between Teddi and Dorit
was about having
the right glass.
She said,
"I can't drink champagne
out of wine glasses,"
something like that.
- Do you mind
if I switch glasses?
You know, I shouldn't be
drinking the wine
out of the champagne glass.
- So let's give Dorit
a glass of rosé
out of, like...
what's the word?
- Champagne.
Yeah, let's do...
- What about...
what about that?
- This is good.
Just be like,
"I'm so sorry.
Everything was dirty."
[laughter]
- Listen, it's too easy.
Why wouldn't I take the piss?
I mean, that's what I do,
right?
Probably get me in trouble,
but c'est la vie.
Make sure she gets her drink
in that green cup.
- This is Dorit's, yeah.
- Coming up...
- No.
- Whoa.
- BDSM.
I love a ball gag.
- Really?
- So here's the real test:
if the swans try to get you
or not right now.
- What's up, swanny?
- Nope,
they're not digging me.
They're not digging me.
- I said no gifts.
- You look amazing.
- I had a late night
last night. Come in.
- You did?
- Hello, darling.
How are you?
- Happy birthday.
- Oh, that looks beautiful.
- What would you like
to drink, Teddi?
- Glass of champagne?
- What kind of glass
would you like it in?
- Um, I would like it
in only the best glass.
- Teddi, when Dorit comes in,
I've got
a green glass tumbler.
Nobody else is gonna be
drinking like that.
I've already told them.
- I never get bored of seeing
how beautiful this is.
Look at these flowers.
- It's gorgeous, isn't it?
- Spectacular.
How are you, guys?
- Hi.
- Teddi.
- How are ya?
- Good. How are you?
- Good, thanks.
Mwah.
- Hello.
- Birthday girl.
- Hello, birthday girl.
- Wow, look at you.
You look amazing.
- You look every bit
the birthday girl part.
- Thanks, darling.
Can I get you a drink?
- I'll start
with a glass of champagne.
That's fine.
Thank you so much.
- I apologize; this was
the only clean glass we had.
- [laughing]
- I'm not drinking this rosé
out of this glass!
What, are you crazy?
- Oh, I get it.
I get it.
- Don't you understand?
[laughter]
- Happy birthday.
- Hello, darling.
- You look beautiful.
- Thank you. So do you.
- This is the way you do things,
Lisa?
- I just served her rosé
out of a green tumbler.
- Very funny, Lisa.
- A proper champagne
in a proper glass.
♪ ♪
- Hello.
- Hi, Camille.
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
- Should we go in there?
Because it's a bit
kind of cooler.
♪ ♪
Thank you to all of you
for coming
and to Rinna, who's missing,
whose flowers are here.
- Well, that's nice.
- Yeah, she sent nice flowers.
- What about Kyle?
- Kyle's late.
But she's going to something
over in Malibu.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Cheers.
Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.
- Happy birthday.
- Are you gonna open
your gifts, Lisa?
- He opened this.
I'm gonna open this.
- I think it's something
you can use, you know,
and just...whatever you do
with it.
- I love the color.
- It's beautiful.
- Erika must be really
warming up for me.
See what it says on there?
both: "Blind for love."
- Aw.
- Thank you, darling.
- I'm telling you,
we're gonna one off together
one day, you and I.
- This is from Teddi.
Teddi, what is this?
- So that's a bareback pad...
- Oh, yeah!
- Amazing!
- So you can ride
without a saddle.
- Ken, try it on.
- Oh, Ken!
[laughter]
- You know what?
Any other fashion scenario,
I'm struggling.
But you know what?
In the riding world,
I got you.
Check.
Nailed it.
- Teddi Bear,
you're my new best friend.
This is gonna determine
how much we love Dorit
in the future.
- Dorit, bring your "A" game.
- That is so pretty.
- There's the eclipse in it.
- We talk about the eclipse
in our relationship.
- Is there an eclipse
in our relationship?
- There was a little blight.
- Really?
- We were in the shade
for a little while.
-I don't think
there's very much shade.
- That's how Lisa Vanderpump
does it.
Every insult is always sheathed
in a joke.
- I got you
a couple of fun gifts.
- Ooh.
- What is it?
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh!
- What is this?
- Put it on, baby.
- I actually love that.
- Oh, I love that.
- Isn't that sexy?
- Of course you do.
- Lisa, that actually...
- Oh, my God!
- That's in bed, honey.
- That's in bed?
- Ken is gonna have
a very good year.
"Come on, Ken.
Let's go.
Hurry up."
- I have something
very sexual for her.
- [gasps]
- For who?
- This one.
- For her?
- This darling told me
to get a strap-on.
- Oh, my God!
I'm gonna come up with
a whole new strap-on line
named the Camille.
[laughter]
It really...oh.
- We need visuals.
- I don't know
about my virgin eyes.
- No.
- Whoa.
- What is that?
Oh, that's the thing you put
in your mouth.
- BDSM.
I love a ball gag.
- Really?
- I think fashion-wise, yeah.
Look at my Instagram.
- So that was because
you talk too much, clearly,
so you need to try it on.
- Oh, no.
I'm sorry.
- [laughs]
- I don't love it,
and I don't think
I'd ever use it,
to be honest with you.
- You open your mouth
too much, girly.
I was thinking of a muzzle,
but a gag is a little sexier.
Well...
Hopefully,
she'll get the message,
which is "shut your mouth,
b*tch."
[laughs]
- Anyway, should we go
and sit down for lunch?
- On that note...
♪ ♪
- Bon appetit.
Bon appetit, everybody.
- Bon appetit.
♪ ♪
- Where's the birthday girl?
- What?
- Make out?
- Hi, guys.
Hi, everybody.
- No Mo?
Where's Mo?
- He is in Scottsdale.
We opened the agency there,
so he had to go to some event.
- Oh!
- And this is an individual.
- Wow, that's huge.
- Lisa, isn't this
what you usually have
your cosmopolitan in?
- Exactly.
Oh, well, another year.
- You're still a baby,
Lisa.
- No, it's been an amazing year
for us, really.
I think getting to know
new people,
which has been great...
- No, thank you.
- Oh, Teddi Bear.
- Oh, so sweet.
"Teddi Bear."
- She always calls me that.
- [laughs]
I was gonna say...
- It's hard to be the favorite
right from the get-go.
- Exactly.
- You could go from Teddi Bear
to Teddi b*tch in a nanosecond.
- You know what?
- You better be careful.
- We all have our moments,
I think, PK.
- What do you call
the rest of us, Lisa?
[laughter]
- Well, it starts with a "B."
- Yeah.
- Camille, what have you got
to say, my darling?
- Put that thing
in your mouth, that ball.
- Wait, a ball gag?
You actually gave her
a ball gag?
- I gave her a ball gag.
- Did you give this to them
for their sex life?
- Oh, no, no, no.
It's meant to be funny.
- I don't mind this.
Like, this, to me,
is not offensive.
It's not like a strap-on.
- She's still harping
on something
that was a joke
a few months ago
that I thought...
- And why isn't this
a joke, then?
Then why isn't this a joke?
- Mother.....er.
If you, Dorit, do not laugh
this sh... off,
I'm going to crucify you.
- This is
a cheeky little gift
since we've all see your
pretty little puss now.
- She tried
to forget it, but...
You cannot cry right now.
- Good time to give it to me.
On her birthday.
- It's fun.
Don't take it too seriously.
- Shh. Baby.
It's fine.
It's fun.
Let's move on.
- Coming up...
- I think we've celebrated
well enough.
- You okay?
♪ ♪
- Good boy.
I got him
eight years ago today.
- Oh, wow.
- Oh, today.
- Yeah.
- What's that gift?
- A gift from Jig?
all: Aw!
- Oh, Jig.
- Show me what's in there.
Come on.
- Oh, my God!
- Lisa! Yes!
- Cartier diamond earrings.
- Ken!
[cheers and applause]
- That's why I married that man.
All right, who wants
this cheap piece of crap?
- All right, give these to me.
- You never had a need
for these anyway.
- Oh, Dorit, those look great.
- Lisa, are you a good friend
or not?
- Two weeks ago, you would have
had them in a second.
But now, darling...
- Oh, really?
- Well, I hate to say
I told you so, Dorit,
but it was only a matter of time
before Lisa started giving you
her little jabs.
- I haven't seen her
at her worst ever.
- Give it time.
- b*tch, let's go.
- Sometimes these jabs
are really funny
and you're like, "Ha ha ha."
And other times, you're like,
"Ha ha ha, no."
I know exactly
what's going on here.
This is finally Lisa's way
of punishing Dorit.
Well, happy birthday, Lisa.
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday, Lisa.
- Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers, darling.
So I'm going to Pump tonight,
if anybody wants to...
- I can't say I'm in, Lisa.
I genuinely can't believe
I can't say I'm in.
- Dorit, you have to.
- Not after today, I don't.
- Why?
What happened today?
- I think we've celebrated
well enough.
I didn't expect to come
to Lisa's birthday celebration
and be the punching bag.
This is a side of Lisa
I've never seen before.
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Wow.
all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Lisa ♪
- ♪ My love ♪
all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Yay!
[applause]
- Blow it. Blow it.
Ooh!
- I don't really feel like
the punishment fits the crime.
- Oh, you've got to have
one of those.
Teddi, try that.
- Thank you.
- And when I feel like
I'm being poked at nonstop,
I'm done.
- Fun, beautiful birthday, Lisa.
Thank you.
- You okay?
- Don't forget this
after you're done eating.
- Camille.
- Are you okay?
- I'm great.
I'm wonderful.
- Are you upset
about the ball gag thing?
It's a joke.
- It's a funny joke.
Just laugh.
- I hope you're okay.
- I'm good.
I'm very good.
I'm very good.
- Well, yes, Dorit, I'm going
to have a dig at you.
I'll say it with humor.
I'll couple it with jest.
But I'm sending the message
that the relationship
has taken on
a slightly different meaning
for me.
- I'd love to see that ring.
and the most beautiful.
There's no upside for me
to having anything less
than picture perfection.
- It's gorgeous.
- Yeah, that's great.
- I think Christina picked
a good model.
- She looks like the brand.
- Well, you know, clearly,
I got it wrong last time.
Oh, I like that.
Have a look.
You don't like it?
- I don't like anything
about it.
- What?
- I saw the pictures.
- They look great.
- She looked perfect.
- So I got the proofs back
from Dorit's sh**t.
- Oh, wow.
I like it.
- She looked amazing.
- I know,
but pull them.
Look, she was not happy.
I can pull it.
- Dorit made such a big deal
about not looking great
at the photo sh**t.
It's not worth the battle.
- We made her look stunning,
and then she decides that
it's just not good enough?
I don't want that energy
in the magazine.
- So Mark has decided
to pull the sh**t,
and I knew he would.
He won't have any negativity
around it.
- We're dropping it.
We have a stunning model.
We have an amazing sh**t today.
- So it's a shame
that they're never really gonna
see the light of day.
- There you go.
Perfect.
- That's history.
This is now.
- Okay, all right,
all right.
- That's it.
- Let's move forward.
- Later this season on...
[engine revving]
- Ah! Stop!
- Whoo!
- This sh... is expensive.
- What's going on?
[smooches]
- [squeals]
- Ah!
- I have been receiving
phone calls from heaven.
- I was once kidnapped
as a boy
who lived in the bottom
of a ship.
- Really?
- [sneezes]
- Boo!
- Ah! My go...
- Hoo, hoo-oo.
- [laughs]
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God. [BLEEP].
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, ah!
I'm not ready to die
with these women in Berlin.
[polka music playing]
[indistinct shouting]
all: Cheers!
[all screaming]
- Hot damn!
- We're going to work later
at a sex place.
♪ It's expensive to be me ♪
♪ ♪
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Beverly Beach.
[cheers and applause]
- She died quickly.
I should've seen it coming.
- I don't want him
to blame himself.
- You okay?
- Um, I'm not, really.
I'm...I'm freaking out.
- I have one issue:
pretend amnesia.
[dramatic tones]
- Everyone's so busy
kissing a*s.
- Kyle's acting like
a petulant child.
- You scared the living sh...
out of her.
- What do you give a [BLEEP]
what I have to say?
- Teddi, stop.
- Well, let her speak.
Enough, already.
- It's taken two .....ing years
to get close to you.
- Don't ever, ever
do that to me.
- Wait, Teddi.
- Leave me alone!
- Ms. Crybaby.
- To learn more
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08x12 - Gag Gift
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