09x18 - Pardon Our French

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- Remember we talked
about the wine tasting trip?

There is a chateau in Provence.

- Oh, what are we wearing?

- Very cashmere.
Sweater-y.

- But not, like, super glam.

- There's no need for glam.
I look good enough.

- Kim, you giving
Lisa Rinna that bunny

was really .....y.

- Are you kidding?
- That was so proper.

- It took me a long time
to get out of Erika Jayne.

- Lisa was using
her Erika persona

to speak rudely
to my sister.

I feel like
that's complete bullsh...

- Camille needs to own
her sh... now.

And if you've been talking
behind anybody's back here,

she better, like,
step up and tell everybody.

'Cause I know for a fact
she has.

- Dorit, there's a little bit
of phoniness.

I don't know if she has all
the money she has.

- Camille invited on this trip?
- She's invited.

- Of course!

We're gonna beat her up
in France.

- Oh, it's Camille.
How are you?

- We're sitting here watching
the plumes of smoke.

The cops said
mandatory evacuation.

You must leave your house now.
- Sh...

[upbeat music]

- In the game of life,
it's Rinna take all.

♪ ♪

- Most people talk
about their fantasies.

I'm living mine.

- In business and in life,

I wear many hats
and hairstyles.

- You can stab me in the back,

but whilst you're there,
kiss my a*s.

- I'm not afraid of hard work,

but I'll never
do your dirty work.

- My problem
with the tabloids?

My real life
is so much juicier.

- In Beverly Hills,

the truth always has a way
of rising to the top.

[whimsical accordion music]

♪ ♪

[airline jet soars]

- These are mine.
These two are mine right there.

One, two.

Those are mine.
- This one too.

- This one is mine.

- I think so.
Does it say K.R. on them?

- Yes.

- Oh, thanks.
- This is embarrassing.

- I love France.
I have not been to Provence.

It's been on my bucket list.

The countryside...
it's gonna be beautiful.

There's going to be villas.

- Why are we carrying
our luggage?

- We only have two guys.

- There's gonna be
lavender and orchards

and I just think it's going
to be magical.

- Oh, we can't all fit in one?
- No, we have to split.

[horn honking]

[upbeat accordion music]

♪ ♪

- Are these all vineyards?

I am having déjà vu.

I've had to have been here.

- You guys, look how pretty.

Look,
a castle up there.

- Oh, wow.
Look at that old place.

- I love France.

Last summer we were in
Saint-Tropez.

The summer before that,
we were in Cannes.

Six years ago, I was in Paris
with some of my friends.

- I .....ing love you, Lisa!
- Yeah!

- Okay.

- It is weird that Lisa
is not here.

Normally she would be with us
on our trip.

And I feel bad.

But I was kicked out
of her house.

She's not speaking to any of
these women in this group.

It breaks my heart.

- All my friends showing videos

of their neighborhoods
burned down.

Not that I could get to them,
but not being here...

- Just to be a support system.
Sure.

- Denise and Camille were
coming on the trip with us

until the very last minute.

- The fire is literally on PCH
and I was so scared

we were not even gonna
get out of there.

And I think our house
might be burning down.

both: No!

- As we were leaving
for the airport,

the fires in Malibu started.

Denise and Camille
have just had to evacuate

both of their homes and it...it
does not look good for them.

- Usually by now,
it's like 35% contained.

- Right.
- Something.

- Said the winds
are still kicking.

- Oh, you guys.

- Oh, my gosh.

You guys,
look at this entrance!

- [gasp]

- Wow!
- Wow! Oh, my God!

all: Ohh!

- It's a historical monument.

- Like, "Downton Abbey"
but in France.

Like Downton France Abbey.

- I feel like we're in a movie.

- Are you .....ing kidding me?

The staff is standing
on the steps

and we're pulling up to
this unbelievable chateau.

I mean, I've never felt
so rich in all my life.

- Oh, wow!
- It's gorgeous!

- It's gorgeous!

- I'm Teddi.
- Nice to meet you.

I'm Pascha, your local host.
- Nice to meet you.

- How are you?
- Hello!

- I'm Pascha, your local host.
- How are you?

- I'm Kyle.

- It feels like I'm gonna live
like a princess in a castle.

- Welcome to Chateau Ventoux.

- Ooh!

This is like coming into,
like, a museum.

- On behalf
of the entire team,

I hope you have
a wonderful stay here.

- It is really beautiful.

- To our left, we have
a little billiard room.

- I feel like I'm in "Clue."

- And its owners have actually
restored it mostly

according to
the historic model.

- It's gorgeous.

- This chateau was built
in 1612.

And all I keep thinking about
is how many lifetimes,

how many people have passed
through these doors?

Is this the dining room?
- Yeah.

- And I'm quite sure that there
are some previous guests

still floating around here.

- Would you like me to show you
a little bit outside?

- Yes, I want to see
everything.

- Voilà!
Go ahead.

- Wow, this is absolutely
stunning, you guys.

- Magic!

- This chateau is even better
than the pictures

in "Vogue" and online.

It sits on 17 acres.
It comes fully staffed.

- This place is
absolutely stunning.

My goodness.

- These ladies are going to
be waited on hand and foot

from breakfast to bedtime.

They're not going to have to
lift a little pinky finger.

- Do you want to go inside

and then we'll take everybody
to their rooms?

Kyle and Teddi,
if you can come with me

and then Laurence will
take the rest of you upstairs.

- So this is my room?
- That's your room.

- Beautiful!
- Ohh!

- Oh, my gosh!

- Thank you!
- Oh, it's pretty.

- Look at this view.
Beautiful.

- Oh, thank you.
This is beautiful.

- Oh, cozy!

I like how that's set in there.

- This is what I'm supposed
to be living like.

Don't you understand what I've
been trying to tell you?

- Ah!

Happy.
Thank you.

Usually we stay in
a nice five-star hotel,

which I like quite a bit 'cause
I like to have my own space.

But I've stayed with
these ladies before.

- That's crazy!
- [yells]

Oh, my gosh, put it
in your hair, Lisa.

- You know, it's fun.

But if there's conflict,
there's nowhere to run.

You're trapped with
these b*tches.

- Kyle, if I need you, this is
how I want to speak to you.

Hello, Kyle!

You guys look like
Disney characters.

- How's it up there
in the corridor?

- Excuse me, but I'd like
some towels, please.

- Okay, I'm right on it.
- I like mine warm, please.

Mademoiselle.

- Let me get the fresh ones
out of the wash!

[laughter]

- Coming up...

- Is Erika Jayne...
- Stop.

- What's the problem?

What is the issue
you are having?

If you have anything to say,

say it now
because now it's out.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi!
- Hi.

- I wanted to let you know

a big part of Los Angeles
is on fire.

Devastating...two of my friends
who were supposed to join us,

they all had to evacuate.

So they are not here
with us tonight, so...

So we only need the table
set for five.

- Okay.

- So anyway, tonight
what are we having?

Is it a surprise?
- Exactly, yeah.

Soup, of course...
zucchini with spaghetti

of zucchini inside
and pine nuts.

Afterwards, you will have
the ravioli of wonton

with a lobster inside
and a cream sauce with curry.

- Oh, wow!
- Look.

- Wow, wow, wow.

It's delicious!
Thank you!

- Looking forward to serve you.

- Thanks.

[text chimes]

- Oh, look at you.
- I like the fire.

- Timely space.
I know!

- Hi. Thank you.
- That's beautiful.

- Oh, very nice.
- Hello, sexy pants!

French countryside.
No glam?

- Hi, ladies!
- Hello, gorgeous!

- Whoo!
- How are ya?

- We know how to clean up.

Contrary to popular belief,

I can actually travel
without a glam squad.

- Hi, how are you?
- Fine. You?

- Can I have
a skinny margarita?

- Sure.
- Perfect. Thank you.

- I would like
a vodka tonic.

- Don't try to tell me,

"Oh, we're going
to be casual."

Bullsh...
France equals glamour.

- Here you go.
Enjoy.

- Thanks so much.

- I'm so sorry, ladies.
I apologize.

- You're looking fit
and fabulous.

I love you like that.

- I wanna call, um,

Denise and Camille
to check in.

- Just check in?
- Yeah.

- Hi, Denise!
- Hi!

- Oh, how are you, Denise?

- We still can't get
even updates

on any of the areas
evacuated.

It's really strange.

- Is it contained at all?
Any...at all?

- No, they said there was
zero containment.

- Zero?
Still zero?

- What a nightmare.

- Do you know anything
about...about your house?

- We don't know.

It's hard to figure out
what to do

in that situation
except get out.

- Of course.

Oh, Denise, we're thinking
about you and...

- Hey, keep checking in
with us, please.

- Yeah, would you?
- So we know.

- I definitely will.

- Take care, honey.
Bye-bye!

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Scary.
- So scary.

[phone rings]
- Camille is calling.

- Hey!
- Hi, Camille.

- Hey, Camille.
- How are you?

- Fine!
How are you?

- How are you is
the bigger question.

- I just found out
my house is okay.

Last night literally
was insane.

I've never experienced
a mass evacuation like that.

This fire was moving quickly.

And the police drive up
the block

and say mandatory evacuation.

So I ran out and I say, "David,
we have to evacuate the house."

So I went into my safe,

I grabbed all my documents
that I needed,

I grabbed the Wyeth.

I have an Andrew Wyeth
painting.

I said "Take the painting!"

And we caravanned
down the street.

It's like our lives
have been just misplaced.

I just...we don't know
where to go.

What to do.

I'm just happy we're safe.
It's really sad.

But you girls look beautiful

and I don't want
to be a buzzkill.

- Okay, Camille,
well, we...

We're thinking about you.

Sending you love
and, uh...

- Thank you.
Thank you so much.

- We love you, Camille.

We're sending love
to all of you.

- Bye.
- Kisses, my girls.

- Well, at least they're safe.
Thank God.

- You know what?
That's it.

At least they're safe.
Thank God.

- That is...
- I mean, everything else.

If there's...there's a place,

there's a starting point
at least.

- It is an absolutely relief
to know that they are safe.

That is a relief.

Knowing that our friends
are suffering

and here we are in
this beautiful place,

we have to make the best out
of this tough situation

because there's not much
we can do.

- My parents told me that I
could name my sister.

- And what'd you name her?
- Pencil.

I mean, her name
was Justice but...

- Right.
- But my nickname was Butch.

- What? Butch?
- [laughs]

- Don't ever give us
that kind of material.

- How did you get Butch?

- I think
because I was pretty...

- Tomboyish.
Yeah.

- I was Kyle Bitchards.

- Well...
- You were?

- Were you Kyle Bitchards?
- Well, I mean...

- Would you like your drink,
Kyle Bitchards?

[laughter]

- Listen to this,

Dorit just admitted to me
upstairs that, at 13,

she stole the family car.

- You stole their car?

- Obviously, I was not
supposed to be driving.

Apparently,
some friends of mine

had eaten white chocolate
in the backseat.

- Uh-oh.

- What do you think they
suspected was in the backseat?

[all yelling]

- They thought you had
[BLEEP] stains in the back of
the car?

- No!
- Oh, my God!

- I can't.
- It's chocolate!

- But at 13?

- I did not know about
...- at 13.

- You dad whipped your a*s.

- Well, e...I was grounded
for about, like, ten years.

- I'm drunk.
Is anyone else...

that drink is strong.

- Dinner is ready
to be served.

- Dinner's ready?
Oh.

- Yep.

♪ ♪

- I would just like
to say my leg day,

I don't need one, okay?

I just had one.

- So ungrateful, Erika.

- I meant in a glamorous way,
b*tch.

Okay?

- I made such an effort.

- Bravo to you.

- Can I get another margarita
when you get a chance?

I don't care where I am
in the world.

I order a margarita.

I'm not a rosé person.

I drink margaritas.
Everybody knows that.

- Vodka soda.
- Thank you.

- Well, I will have
a vodka tonic.

- I will have a cappuccino.

- Oh, come on!
- What?

- Throw some vodka
in that cappuccino.

- One more!
- Fine.

I'll have one more
tomato juice with vodka.

- Tomato juice.
- Thank you.

- Butch would like
her margaritas on the rocks

from now on.

This is a little intense
for Butch.

- What did I say?
I had one drink and I'm...

I don't handle a strong drink
well at all.

Clearly.
[gagging, laughs]

- You know what?
I've got to say one thing.

- Oh, Lord.
- Oh, God. Here we go.

- Let's hear it! I'm ready!
- Say whatever you feel.

- It's not about anybody,
really.

I'm just gonna say
I had such a good time

playing Erika Jayne
that night on Halloween.

- I loved it.
I know it was fun.

- I mean, look at
this .....ing party!

- I love you so much!

[BLEEP].

- k*lled it!
- Tap the puss, honey!

- When that happened,
I said...

- Rinna's lost her mind.

- I was, like,
what is happening?

- Well, you don't know me,
really.

- But hold on.

No, what you said was
when you went like this.

You gave the finger.

- You know what?
I want to say one thing.

You giving Lisa Rinna
that bunny was really .....y.

- Erika does not do that.

- It was a little weird.

- It wasn't completely
the right time and place.

But I broke the ice
so that Kim and I

could have a conversation.

There was a big fat elephant
in the room

for a couple of years.

And, you know...

- Actually, a bunny.
Sorry.

[laughter]

Sorry!
Sorry.

I had to...

- Dorit, I love you for that!

- Good evening, ladies.
- Hi!

- Bienvenue en France.
- Thank you.

- So we have made
a wonton of ravioli,

filled with lobster
and zucchini

with curry and coconut.

- Gorgeous.

- Who doesn't want
a private chef

preparing the food
and serving it to you?

It's luxury
to the nth degree.

- And whoever made
this drink set me up.

I'm just saying.
I'm a little drunk.

[laughter]

- Ooh, what is this?
- Oh, what's that?

- That's to cleanse
your palette.

- It's a sorbet.

- By the way this
is 23 karat gold.

Don't even get it twisted.
- Oh!

[glass clinks]
- I'm gonna say this.

I want you to know that
I think all of you women

are .....ing amazing women.

I think sometimes we can
all be batsh... crazy.

- For sure!
- And as we saw today,

so many things can turn
in a second like that.

You don't know where
life's gonna take you.

And it's just really lucky and
I'm thankful that you're here

and thank you for being here

and I'm just happy and grateful
to have you guys.

- You know, these women,
the five of us here,

we've gone through
some stuff on these trips.

- Maybe I enjoy having
what we have

and I don't want
to [BLEEP] that up.

Whatever!
I don't care!

- But we do.

[BLEEP] off!
[BLEEP]

- My only issue was the way you
talked to me when I did it.

- I don't care how I
talked to you.

You called me a liar.

But this gorgeous place in
Provence is really magical.

This is like some sh...
out of a storybook.

- Oh, we all have our sorbet.
Okay, we can eat this now.

- These drinks are strong
or either I've lost my mojo.

- They're strong.

- I might even need
a piece of bread.

[laughter]

- I'm so tired right now.
Let's go.

- Good night, beotches.

[laughter]

[crickets chirping]

- Oh, my God.

- I feel sick to my stomach.

[somber music]

- I woke up to this video of
Camille's house on fire.

Full of fire
and I'm shocked.

And I'm thinking no way,
this can't be.

We just spoke to her.

- I just found out
my house is okay.

Last night literally
was insane.

I've never experienced
a mass evacuation like that.

- Everything was fine.
She hadn't lost her house.

What happened?
- Oh, my God.

I can't believe
her house burned down!

Oh, my God.

- And did you see
what Denise posted?

- No...
- She posted...

That she got the dogs.
That she got the animals.

- Yes.
- But they're in gas...

- I know, I know.
- They're in fire masks.

But I feel better for Denise.

Now my heart's breaking
for Camille.

Of course I'm thinking
about my friends, but...

like, you know, you just start
going to the worst place.

I start thinking about
my family.

And you know,
I wish I could turn it off.

But I can't.

I just wanna hug my kids
and go home.

- I know.

- Coming up...

People will compliment me

and then the more they
complimented me,

the less I would eat.

I would take V8 juice, put it
in a bowl, and heat it up.

And that was my food.
- Ugh!

- I was 99 pounds.

[birds chirping]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Do you have honey?
Thank you so much.

- Am I the only person
that's wildly hungover?

- No, honey!

- I feel like sh...

I am drunk
from the night before.

- Oh, my God!
- What did you drink?

- Vodka.

- I am really, ugh, hurting.

I'm miserable.
- Are you?

- Honey, look at me.

I'm at breakfast with
.....ing sunglasses.

- I just thought
you were fabulous.

- Well, that too.

[laughter]

- It's very cute.

- Hi, guys.

- Hi, Teddi.
- Honey.

- Ugh, my coach's house
just burned down.

all: Oh!

- All she got out was her pj's.

- Oh, sh...

- What is the status
of the fire?

Is it contained at all?
- No, no.

- What? Not at all?
- Not at all?

- Did you...I...I don't think so.

I mean, Katie's like, "Teddi,
like, we ran out.

"I couldn't even, like...

"the only thing I could get
was my pj's

'cause the wind shifted."

- You guys, I'm freaking out.

Camille is not gonna have
an...anything right now.

- So she goes from the
happiest day, getting married,

and then your house burns down?

- So where is Denise?

- Denise is g...hers?
She's in good shape.

- What time is it in L.A.?
I'm so confused...

- It's, like, nighttime.
- 11:00 at night.

- Yeah, it's 11:00 at night,
babes.

- Good morning.
How are you today?

- Good.
How are you?

- Is everything well?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

- Can I ask you a question?

I actually wanted to see
if there was, like,

a little French market
we could go to.

- There's a wonderful market in
Isle sur la Sorgue on Sunday.

It has flowers,
fresh vegetables, fruits,

and the famous Avignon bridge,
of course.

all: Ooh!

- That sounds wonderful.
- Let's go get ready.

♪ ♪

- This hair's a mess.

♪ ♪

- Is that a bee?

[buzzing]

No.

[buzzing]

♪ ♪

all: Hello!

- I don't know if we're going
hunting or what.

But I'm here.

- Let's go!
Let's do it!

- Let's hit it.
- Let's do this.

- Three and two?

[guitar plays]

♪ ♪

- Well, this is
very picturesque.

- It's pretty.
Let's focus on the moment.

Living in the moment.
Okay, back to it.

♪ ♪

- You guys, it's so much
like Amsterdam.

It's crazy.

♪ ♪

Oh, these are cute
little hats.

That's a cute hat!
- That's a very cute hat.

You like the feather?

- No?
- Oh, maybe this one...

What do you think, guys?

It's cute, right?

- Yeah.
- Just...just walk this way.

- No, it's too big.

I look like
an Inspector Gadget.

- Oh, look at the cheese!
Yum.

- I've never seen cheese
that color.

- Did you taste
the truffle cheese?

- No, I'm not ready
for cheese right now.

- Babe.
- I'm not.

- Can you give me
a better deal on this one?

I'm getting
very overwhelmed here.

I look like I need
to be painting.

- Wow, is that good, Erika.

- What did I tell you?
You didn't want to do it.

- I didn't but I did.
So shut up.

- I've got problems, okay?
I'm gonna take this.

- I think we lost Dorit
and Kyle to the crowd.

- I think they...we lost them
to the shopping.

- 20? I don't have...okay.
- Thank you.

- I'm not gonna be
in a French market in France

and not leave
without a beret.

It's not possible.

- Oh, there they are.
- Hello! Oh, you got the hat!

- We got the hat.

I feel like I look like one
of the Village People.

- She has an addiction.

- Well, should we go
sit down in the café?

Let's have a coffee!

- Let's go do that.
Let's go sit over here.

♪ ♪

Oh, this is nice.

- So nice!
- Beautiful.

- Morning!
- Maybe I should not wear this.

- No, it's cute!
- What would you like to drink?

- White wine?
Should we just get white wine?

- Can I have a cappuccino?
A double.

- All right.
- A double cappuccino.

- Does anybody want
a croque monsieur?

- What are you getting?
A crepe?

- Croque monsieur.

- Oh.
I don't know what that is.

- It's a ham and cheese
sandwich.

Do you have, like,
um, salade?

- No but they have a salad.

- I love French.

Je m'appelle Dorit.

Je parle français
un petit peu.

Oui, oui.

- Yeah, oh!

- And that's
the croque monsieur!

I knew it!
Stay with me.

I know how to order
[BLEEP] food.

- Look at those fries!

I have something exciting
to share.

I think it's exciting.

Amelia Gray has gone
to New York.

And what she's chosen
to study...

and I'm so moved
to even share it...

is nutrition, wellness,
and psychology.

- Oh, wow!
- Awesome!

- Because she's so moved
by helping people.

- That's great.
- After sharing her story,

she's become this activist.

I am so proud of Amelia.

She came out on her social
media about her anorexia.

Amelia has really taken
something

that has been an issue

and turned it into something
that is helping other people.

- No matter how many deaths
anorexia causes,

all I cared about was
the skinniness.

It's hard and I don't want
what happened to me

to happen to other people.

- I know.

I mean, she's 17.

She's still trying to get
through her life

and figure it out.
It's like an addict.

- Amelia, will you have
a veggie burger?

- No.
- Just have a little bit of it.

- Force feeding me, like...
I ain't hungry.

- The fact that she's open
to talk about it,

it means that she is
to that place

where she wants
to actually fix it.

Did you know beforehand?

- No, we...we knew about, hmm,
a few months before that.

We saw one of the best
anorexia doctors.

And he feels you're
genetically born with it.

It's genetic.

- I feel really weird even
saying anything now,

'cause I never,
ever talk about this.

Not even to my daughters which
is why I'm staying quiet

because I feel weird.

But I...when I was younger,
I had my own problems.

♪ ♪

Coming up...

- Let's own our sh...!
All of us.

- I like you.

It doesn't make me
like you even less.

- I don't care whether you
like me or not.

- We saw one of

- We saw one of
the best anorexia doctors.

And he feels you're
genetically born with it.

It's genetic.

- I feel really weird even
saying anything now,

'cause I never,
ever talk about this.

Not even to my daughters which
is why I'm staying quiet

because I feel weird.

But I...when I was younger,
I had my own problems.

- Did you?
- Yeah.

- But I...I never wanted to say
because I've had my daughters.

And I never even wanted that
in their head.

It started when I was 17.

I was on a TV show
and I didn't like...

they kept putting me
in these big things

and I said...and I had...
I had...my boobs were big

when I was young and it was,
like, my sister's were tiny

and cute, but like, everybody's
blonde, blue-eyed, and skinny.

I said I don't like
my wardrobe.

And they said well,
lose some weight

and we'll put you
in a cuter wardrobe.

- And you started doing that.

- And then you'd get
rewarded for it.

- People will compliment me.

- Of course,
and then you're rewarded.

- And then it feeds it.

The more they complimented me,
the less I would eat.

I would take V8 juice and put
it in a bowl and heat it up.

And that was my food.
- Ugh!

- I was 99 pounds.

It was like that for years.

I mean, I can remember times
where...

I'm only gonna have
six almonds today.

That's all...that's what
I'm gonna have.

- All day?

- When I was growing up and
my sisters were so skinny

and all the models were,

that's what triggered
all of that.

- Of course!

- But I was
very self-conscious.

Lisa Rinna opened up
about Amelia,

who was very brave
to share her struggles

with an eating disorder.

I can't just pretend

that I don't know what
that feels like.

So guess what?

I had an eating disorder
when I was younger.

- You're an open book.

And you share that
with your kids

and you share it
with your life,

then they'll
feel comfortable sharing.

And you need to know that too
because you didn't say...

- I didn't say it
because I was scared

if ever share it with them,
that they would...

- It would get...yeah
they would do it.

- I never wanted my kids
to have that problem.

You know what I mean?
- Just because you're saying it

doesn't mean
they're gonna do it.

- I know but they're older now.
But when they were...

I didn't ever want to say it
when they were little.

You know? Because I thought
I don't even want to put that

in their head.

- Well, it's in their head
though in the world.

- I know, I know
and I should have.

But I didn't.

- No, and maybe you go home
and you gather them around

and you have a chat with them.

- Yeah, I know.
I'll tell them.

It terrified me
to ever tell my children

I used to have
an eating disorder.

I always wanted them to have
a healthy body image.

And I never say things like,
"Oh, I feel fat in this."

Or, you know, pointing out
anything about their body.

I just wanted them
to be healthy.

- You and Mau have raised four
beautiful, strong, independent,

well-adjusted girls.

- Very confident.

- I love your girls.
- Thank you.

- You've done an amazing job.

- How brave of Kyle to admit
to the five of us

that she struggled with
an eating disorder.

I have never had that
in my entire life.

I always...I always had an a*s.
But I was a stick figure.

And now I'm the heaviest I've
ever been walking around today.

I think it's definitely
easier for us to be vulnerable

in front of each other.

I just don't feel like we're
going to get judged

or the information is going
to be used against you

at a later date

or you're going to receive
some jab out of nowhere.

It feels like a safe space.
It's really nice.

Because Lisa Vanderpump's
not here.

- Where are we going, Kyle?

- We're going sightseeing
in the Avignon, so...

- Yay!
- Oh, yay! Let's go!

- Let's go.

♪ ♪

- Look how pretty that is.
- This is so old.

- This is a cool place.

- Oh, wow.
Like, a moat bridge.

- Oh, wow!

- I mean, can you believe
we're walking on a bridge

built in 1177?

- Yes, and Khaleesi's gonna
come over any second.

We're in Avignon.

We're on this big beautiful
bridge to nowhere.

[projector clicks]

It just, like, stops in
the middle of the river.

I think the river
kept blowing it apart.

So they just said,
you know what?

We're just gonna quit.

- How are we supposed to cross?

- Here's a bridge that doesn't
take you across the water.

♪ ♪

- Wow!
- Oh, wow.

- [gasps]
- Look at that.

- Oh, I love this stuff.
- This is beautiful.

- Ooh!

It's a privilege to be
on vacation in Europe.

It really and truly is.

You're talking about thousands
of years of history.

♪ ♪

One more time.
[camera shutter clicks]

These are trips that
you always think of

for the rest of your life.

When you're in a piazza
like this,

it really makes you feel like
you're in Europe.

- Well, we are in Europe,
Dorit.

- I know!
I know!

- Coming up...

- I've had a couple of drinks
in a row.

Drunk Rinna is here!

Whoo!
- Uh-oh.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello!

- Where are my munchkins?

- I'm coloring.
- You're coloring?

Can I see what
you're coloring?

Wow, Jagger!

- Hello?
- Bonjour!

- [speaking French]

- Oui!
- [speaking French]

- Ugh!

Oh, I think you just said
you want to [BLEEP] me.

Yes?

- [chuckles]
Yep.

- See?
I do know my French.

- I'm going out for dinner,
Mommy.

I've got the girls waiting
for me downstairs

so I've got to run.

- Okay.
- [smooching]

Bye!
Bye, Jaggie, bye, Phoenix!

I love you!

- Bye!
- I love you!

- What's happening there?

- Well, we're having
a lovely time.

I mean, it's been really
been quite difficult

because, you know, we lost
Camille and Denise.

Camille lost her house.

Her house burned down, Harry.

- Well, that's tragic
and horrible for Camille.

We're going to find out about
so many of our friends

who've lost their houses.

- This is not just Denise
and Camille.

This is many, many people
that we know.

- Expect huge mansion
after mansion after mansion

just flat gone.

Completely gone.
Whole neighborhoods.

- I mean, to lose your home
and everything in it?

My heart is broken.

But thank God everyone's okay
because things are replaceable

at the end of the day.

Hi!
Want to say hi to Harry?

- Hey, Harry!

- Hi, Erika.
- Hello, Mr. Hamlin!

- You guys having fun?
- A blast.

It's actually
really pretty here.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Really very beautiful.

Okay, I'm gonna run downstairs.
- Okay.

- Bye, Harry!
- Wait...wait for me!

Bye.
Love you, love you.

- Bye. Love you too.
- Love you. Bye.

- Okay, bye, hon.

♪ ♪

- We need to be more graceful
when we walk.

- Hold on, babe.

I think people that
are graceful,

they walk slow.
- I know, and they...

and they kind of like...
- They do the...they go...

- Right.
I don't know how to do that.

- Why, I sure like
this guy's drinks.

- Yeah, I need another one
'cause he's really good.

- I think, you know,

drunk Rinna could come
for a spin tonight.

- Night two!

- Hi, ladies!
- Hi!

- Wow!

Shakey-shakey?

- Teddi, who is...ah, this...
I love it!

- Teddi, look at this shoe.
- Oh, my God!

- Those are classic.
- Vive la France!

[cheering]

- I think it's a coincidence
we're all wearing black

for a second night in a row.

This group likes
to look fabulous

except for maybe Denise.

Denise is, like, "You b*tches
are making me

"have to raise my game up!

And I don't want to!"

- This was me dressed up.
- To each their own.

- You know, it's so cute.
I mean, God love her.

- Shall we vamoose?
- You have great style.

- Great style!
- I appreciate it.

- Thank you.
- It's good.

Erika's got awesome style.
Kyle has awesome style.

Teddi, you're coming around!

[laughter]

Teddi's raised her fashion game
from a year ago.

- Hello?
Oh, wow.

Hey!
Thank you very much.

I need a little bit of help.
Uh, let's be honest.

I don't know what to wear
to your store opening

and I don't know what to wear
to a day fashion show.

- Okay, we can fix that.

- I never really think
my style's changed that much.

But then whenever they...
[chuckles]

one of them compliments me,
they're like, "Whoa!

Really bringing out
your A-game!"

And I'm like, "Oh, was
last week my B-game?

Like, I thought I was
always bringing my A-game."

- Guys, we're ready.

Our car's ready.
Shall we?

♪ ♪

Thank you.
Thank you.

♪ ♪

This is so pretty, you guys!

I've had a couple of drinks
in a row.

Drunk Rinna is here!
Whoo!

- Uh-oh!
- Here we go!

- Are you kicking
your legs up already?

We just got here.

♪ ♪

- Hi!
- Can you follow me in?

- Gorgeous!
Of course!

- We'd like to apologize
in advance for our presence.

- Wow!
Look at this situation.

- This is your table
for tonight.

- Let's sit down, ladies.

- Oh, I love the fireplace...
- Look how fabulous this is!

Gorgeous!

- Can I have
a skinny margarita, please?

- You don't...you don't...

you don't order skinny
margaritas in France.

- Can I have a Coke?
- Yes, um,

I would love a Grey Goose with
club soda in a short glass.

- Sure.
-Can I have a water, please?

- You would've died at Cruz's
little birthday.

He had all of his
little best friends there

and then he goes like this.

Truthfully, there's
one chair and he goes...

he puts his foot up
dramatically and goes,

"That's for Jagger!"

- Cruz is such a rock star.

- Cruz, because honestly...
- Can I be honest with you?

He looks so much like
your dad to me.

- He's like a combination
of my...

well, I think my dad and Edwin

actually look
a little bit alike.

- We always go after our dads!

Harry and my dad look
just, like, alike.

- I wouldn't know.
- Really?

- You have to go find, like,
the hottest Latin.

And then shack up with that one

- Your dad's Hispanic?
- Really?

- Yeah.
- I didn't know that.

- I was born and raised in
El Salvador, honey.

- Oh, that's right.
- I didn't realize that.

- My grandmother is, like,
a Mayan-Indian woman.

We're Latins, babe.

- I had no idea!

- Yeah, I'm half.
No, my father's half.

I'm a quarter.
A quarter.

My father being raised
in El Salvador

doesn't mean anything,

because I never meant
anything to them.

So it's simply...it's just
part of my heritage.

- Okay, let's order, guys.
We're going to order.

- Okay, this is the menu.

You have the starts and mains.

- There's this butternut soup
with chestnut caramel.

So I'm gonna have the butternut
and pasta, my fat a*s.

- Can I have, um,
a bur...the burger?

- Yeah, medium?
- Well done, please.

- Salad and the fish, please.

- And for you, Madame?

- Burger, well done, please.

- We're in France.

Isn't there anything
other than a burger

that you can choose
on this menu?

Well, they're American.

Americans need to
kind of, like...

- You're an American!
What are you talking about?

You're born in Connecticut!

- I totally get it.

- Oh, my gosh.
This is delicious.

- So last night you said...
- Yes.

- That you and Kim
had a conversation

and you were gonna
tell us about

how you took over Erika Jayne

and how you would
not break character.

- All right.

- As an actor, I really commit
to what I'm doing.

Anyway, it was really fun.

- No, I know.
It was actually very weird.

[chuckles]

- Because I was playing
a character of Erika Jayne,

it helped me
face your sister.

I couldn't have faced
your sister being Lisa Rinna.

- It seems to me like
Lisa Rinna was using

her arrogant persona to call
my sister C-U-N-T-Y.

Why not take responsibility
for your own words?

I mean, you're the queen
of owning it!

- I didn't ever plan that
that would happen.

That, like,
flew out of my mouth.

I was, like, [BLEEP], Rinna!
What are you doing?

It happened and what it led
to was Kim and I sitting down

and having the conversation
to move on

and move forward.

- Let's just forgive
each other.

- Okay.

Wow.

- Miracles happen.
See, you never know.

- Could you have said it
as Lisa Rinna?

- No.
- No?

- Why do you think as actors
we like to act?

I [BLEEP] up.

I don't always do
the right thing.

But I will say to you,
even though that happened,

I'm so grateful,

because there was a big,
fat elephant in the room

that was not being addressed.

- But the fact that you did it
as Erika Jayne

was the part that made us all,
like, what?

- It jarred me because
two reasons:

A, it seemed inappropriate
in the moment.

B, and I thought to myself,

Erika Jayne, Erika Girardi,
our friend Erika,

who's one human being, no
matter what you guys wanna say,

wouldn't talk like that
to any of us.

- Have you watched Erika Jayne?

- It says [BLEEP].

- That word really bothers me.
I'm not gonna lie.

- This means sassy,
it means sexy,

it means fun.

And you can't
get offended by it.

- Yeah, but I've never seen
Erika Jayne do that.

- That's my interpretation
of her, though.

- All I can say is if it...

if you were playing me
and you did that,

and you said,
"I'm playing Teddi,"

I would have my feelings hurt.
I would say...

- I don't think
you feelings were hurt.

I know your feelings
weren't hurt.

- Not at all.

- But were you not also shocked
that she talked like that?

'Cause that was not a portrayal
of who you really are?

- Who cares?

Everyone knows that
that's a performance persona.

It's a character.
She dressed up like that.

- Yeah.

- But we also need
to make it clear

that hiding behind
a character was confusing.

- What's the problem?

What is the issue
you are having?

If you have anything to say,

say it now because
now it's out.

- Well, what do you think?

- I really don't
even understand

where this is coming from.

- I don't know what
the [BLEEP] Teddi's doing.

To be honest with you.

It's not her issue.

Like, let's own our sh...
All of us.

Close it, Teddi.
None of your .....ing business.

- I like you.

It doesn't make me
like you any less.

- I don't care whether
you like me or not.

Don't put it all on me.

♪ ♪

- Hiding behind a character

- Hiding behind a character
was confusing.

- What's the problem?

What is the issue
you are having?

- I like you.

It doesn't make me
like you any less.

- I don't care whether
you like me or not.

- Well, that bums me out.

- No, but I...I hope you
like me, but I don't...

- I mean...
- No, but...

- I...I care if you like me.

If you don't,
then why are we hanging out?

- I don't care if you like me
whether I'm this person or not.

- But that's where
I was confused.

- I really don't know why
Kyle and Teddi

are trying to bait Erika
into saying something.

I don't get it.

But I do know that Teddi,
more often than not,

tends to be Kyle's henchwoman.

- It was not an insult and it
did not come from a bad place.

- But hard part is then
he goes, "Well, we're good.

Me and Kim are good.
Me and Vanderpump are good."

- That doesn't matter.

I'm not talking about
that right now, Teddi.

And do me a favor,

let me have a conversation with
Kyle for two seconds.

Wish I had that .....ing now.

- If you're dressing up as me

and you're being me
and you want to be...

- I'm being Erika Jayne.
I'm not being Erika Girardi.

I'm being Erika Jayne.

- It is one human being.

- You're the same human being.

- It's not the same thing,
though, Teddi.

Teddi, it's not
the same thing.

I'm not gonna blame
Erika Jayne.

I'm gonna honor Erika Jayne
'cause Erika Jayne allowed me

to break the ice so that
I could have a conversation

with your sister.

I'm in a .....ing
Halloween costume.

If it weren't for Kim,
everyone would've laughed,

applauded,
and said Rinna is awesome!

So all of a sudden it gets
a little sensitive

because your sister's involved?

.....ing come on!

- Everyone was uncomfortable
including Erika who's like...

- But why didn't anyone
ever say anything?

- About what?
- About your sister?

- The end of the day,
no matter how it came about,

it seems as if that
the two of you

have come to some resolution.
- 100%.

- So however uncomfortable
it may have been

for all of us to watch...

- Which it was!
That's all we're saying!

Wasn't that a little
uncomfortable for you?

- No, it wasn't for me,
but it was for you guys.

I get that.

Ladies, let me be very clear.

I'm not annoyed that
Lisa Rinna

used the Erika Jayne persona

to heal her wounds with
Kim Richards.

I am, however,
becoming annoyed

at how you two will
not let it go.

- Oh, so Erika's sort of...
it's her alter ego.

It's this person that is free
to be who they want to be...

- Maybe I need clarity
on that then.

Is Erika Jayne...
and I know that...

- Stop.

It's a performance persona.

You guys, quit trying to bait
me into this conversation.

- Okay.

When things get uncomfortable,

I immediately want
to talk about it.

And Erika wants to shut it
down before it even starts.

- It's possible.

- You're pretending that
it's fully amnesia right now.

It's confusing.

- Don't ever say that
to me again.

Don't.
- Okay.

Now it's gotten uncomfortable.

So just explain it to...
I'm not being an idiot.

- I didn't call you an idiot.

I just said
it's a performance persona.

- Did you...we went
to her concert.

- Right, but I didn't
see her saying

"[BLEEP] you, [BLEEP],"
to anybody.

- Right, that...that's...
- I said [BLEEP].

I did not call anyone
a [BLEEP].

- But I'm not coming
at anyone,

I'm trying to have
a conversation

so I can understand.

- However Lisa Rinna
interprets Erika Jayne

or whatever behavior she has

does not reflect upon me,
as Erika Girardi, as a person.

- So you didn't think
it was weird.

- It didn't affect me at all.

As a matter of fact,
I'm glad that they've moved on.

Teddi and Kyle are
very relentless about

"Shouldn't you be offended?
Shouldn't you be upset?

"Shouldn't you?
Shouldn't you?

Shouldn't you?
Shouldn't you?"

If I was upset about it,

I would've been upset
about it weeks ago

and not tonight here
in France.

So stop ruining my night.
Thanks.

[tense music]

- You know, we weren't coming
after you.

I don't want you
to think that.

- I just...I was not coming
in any way.

I was simply sympathizing
and trying to say that

I don't think that you were
the person that says "Eff you."

- Yeah, totally.

It's fine.

- You don't seem like it.

Only because I feel like
you're now upset with us

about bringing it up and that's
not what we meant at all.

So I'm making sure
that everything is clean

before we leave.
- Okay.

- I think I'm struggling
to believe

that Erika wasn't
a little bit embarrassed

by Rinna's behavior
as Erika Jayne.

I would be offended if someone
was dressed like me

and used that as an excuse
to be rude to someone.

Well, there you go.

♪ ♪

- Does anyone feel
like dessert?

- Next on

"The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...

- Ah! I like this!

- Look at how pretty.

- Whoa.

- What's up with that?
What's happening?

- I just want to spend the day
doing interpretations.

- Oh, Phoenix and Jaggie!
Oh, my God!

- Wait, is that a bee?

- What about Erika?
- I'm not gonna do this.

I'm tired.

- [sighs]

- Honey, we're good.

[laughter]

- [sighs]
Oh, our beautiful community.

- That is torched.

- Sh...!
It's like some horror movie.

I don't even know
where to begin.

- I can't be expected to be
the moral compass

for everybody all the time!

- You're not.

- [sobbing]

- I don't think you enjoy
being with us.

- I don't.

- I kind of feel a little
bullied right now.

You guys wanna make up sh...?
Good.

Keep going!
- Erika!

- Keep going!

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more about the housewives,