10x14 - That's Not Amore

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "The Real

- Previously on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills."

- We're in Italy,
you guys.

[all shouting]

- Hon, could you take
a picture of us?

- A little bit more, yeah.

- All these b*tches,
I swear.

- Denise,
Brandi Glanville,

she said you two had sex,
okay?

[tense music]

- What?

First of all,
I do not have an open marriage,

and I have not cheated
on my husband, okay?

- Yes.

- And by the way,

Brandi has said that she
has had sex

with people from this group.

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

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- I'm...I'm really struggling
with the whole saying

that she had sex with someone...
- Listen to me.

- I don't believe
she said that.

- I don't, either.
I don't believe she said that.

- This chick gets so drunk...

- I don't think
she's ever said that,

so don't say that.

Don't even put that out there.

- Brandi told me this
the very first time I met her.

All I'm doing is being honest.

I would never lie about that,

but I'm not gonna name names
because I don't know

if it's true or not,
and I don't care.

- When are all these
conversations happening again

if you don't know her?
- She...I know.

She...
- You say you don't want

a relationship with her
'cause she's a loose cannon,

but you're talking to her.
- Teddi, she called me.

- You answered.

- So what?

- 'Cause you're friendly
enough...that's the point.

You're talking.

Kyle and Teddi are not very
fond of Denise

so is it also possible that
they're quick to believe

the worst about Denise?

What is the issue, Teddi?

- To me the issue
is what you're saying

doesn't fully add up.

You said, "I met her,

"she said all these
negative things,

and I wanted
to distance myself,"

yet you'd have her come
to your work set?

That's what I'm...
- To do an interview?

That's a different situation.

- It's a different
circumstance

because she's not getting
plastered, in other words.

- But it's still
Brandi Glanville.

- We have a mutual agent,
though, Lisa.

- The point is there
is actually a relationship.

There is a friendship.

- You guys, Denise is not
saying that she did not have

communication with Brandi.

Even if Brandi
had said certain things

in their first dinner,
when she did the podcast,

she was still on good terms
with Brandi,

and Brandi came to her.

- That's all we're
concerned about.

If we can't get the full story,
then it's only Brandi's fault.

"Brandi's brought up
these things."

- Okay, [BLEEP]
the background then.

Let me tell you this.

Did I say anything
about you guys?

No, I did not.

She's the one that actually
said that about you.

I don't care.
- No, but you've gotta care!

- I don't.

- Denise, stand up
for yourself.

Come on.

Just say something.

This is her time
to set it straight

and it doesn't feel like
it's going the right way.

- It feels dirty.

- And what do you mean by that?

- Well, it's not clean.
Someone's not being honest.

It's so frustrating for me
to watch Denise Richards,

like, dance around
and...and deny and blame.

Denise, you have chosen
to sit here,

and you need
to .....ing own it.

- I have owned it
and it's not good enough.

Now you know why
I get up and leave.

- Denise.
- Oh, boy.

- If you wanna be here,
you're here.

If you don't wanna be here,
then go.

- Lisa, you're being
very rude right now.

- Why are you guys choosing
to believe Brandi over Denise,

who you have more
of a relationship with?

- Actually...
- I mean, if it had...

excuse me a second.
Let me finish.

- Sorry.

- I don't know Brandi.

I'm just going by what
I've seen in the press.

I don't know her personally.

Why are you guys
taking her side

over the one you're hanging
out with all the time?

- I have no...
- I'm not taking a side.

- But you're believing.
- You were just saying she...

you don't believe
that she didn't say that.

- I don't know why they're
putting what Brandi says

as the Bible.

- It's not about believing
Brandi over Denise.

Only you guys know the truth.
You know what I mean?

Honestly.
- How do we resolve this?

How do we move forward?
I don't know.

- I'm in a place
where I'm like,

I can be cool,
I can be fine,

and we can see how it goes,
but my guard's up.

That's how I'm gonna...I'm gonna
proceed with caution.

Denise is constantly
contradicting herself,

and once somebody
has repeatedly proven

a pattern to me,

I'm not gonna, like,
continue hoping

that it's going to change.

I'd love to be proven wrong,
but that has yet to happen.

- Just take it slow.

That's how you move forward.

You don't have to, like, kiss

and make up
and be best friends.

- That's right.
- Ladies, there...

ladies, they have to...
- Wait, hold on.

Listen, listen, listen, listen.

- They have to open this up
as a club right now,

so can we just move over here
and have a drink?

- Sure, yeah, let's do that.
- So follow me.

- I'm ready for another.
- So we can finish this.

Come on.
Come on, ladies.

- Can we have a round
of drinks?

- Of course.
I'll be right there, girls.

- Okay, so let me
ask you this.

You didn't tell Brandi
I was an...an icy b*tch

or something like that?

- Apparently she doesn't
like anyone.

She's like,
"Erika's a cold-hearted b*tch."

- I never said that about you.

I swear on my mother's grave.

- Oh, my God.
We're going that far.

[all speaking at once]

- I am.
I am.

- Don't say that.
- She is lying about that.

- She is lying.
- She's .....ing lying.

Actually, she's the one
that said that.

I would never say that.

Lisa, that's the truth!

Brandi said to me,

"I heard Erika was really cold
towards you."

I agreed with it and said,
"She was cold towards me."

That's all I can say.

- [groans]
- I didn't lie.

I ag...I did agree with
the things she brought up.

- Let me just reiterate this.

Brandi said to you that Teddi
was desperate

to be in this friend group.
- Yes, she is.

- And that she rides on her
father's coattails?

- She didn't say,
"desperate to be in the group."

She did say the
"ride on the coattails."

- Why didn't you say this
last night?

- You didn't say these things
to Brandi Glanville:

I am pathetic,
you can't stand me,

and that I am desperate to fit
in with this friend group

because I've been living
in my father's shadow

my entire life?
- No.

No.

I actually said worse sh...
about Teddi

than Brandi said I said,

so that's what
I'm confused about.

- What's happening?

- I don't know what I believe.

- I've been .....ing honest
and then some.

- All right.
Okay.

- I've had fun with Denise.
I like Denise.

I think that she's a good time.

Denise?
- I'm a hugger.

- Oh, I like that!

I want my Bond girl
in the water.

[all shouting]

My visuals of you
and Aaron having sex

are, like, right up there
with my favorite porn.

Yeah, it's, like,
real .....ing good.

But if she's calling me
a cold-hearted b*tch

when I think
I've been nice to her

then it leaves us
in a strange place.

- Do you need to be honest
about anything?

Does anyone else?
- Sure, absolutely.

And let's throw it off Denise.

In my opinion...we...when
we went...we took a dance class

and we sat
on the floor afterwards

and we were just talking
about our kids

and then I asked you,

"Do you think that your body
image affected your daughter

in any way?"

- [BLEEP].

- This is what happens when

Rinna opens up
Pandora's Box of,

"Let's all be honest."

Well, now you're in
the hot seat, Rinna.

- Let me ask you a question.
I always wondered this.

Because you're so fit,

do you ever worry that your
fitness of your body hurts her?

- No.

- I don't know.

I'm...I don't even have
a daughter

so I can't really say
as a mother of a daughter

I wouldn't do that.
- Wouldn't do what?

- Dancing nearly naked.

- I don't understand
that dancing thing.

- Well, that's not
for you to understand.

I'm talking to her.

- I know.

I'm trying to gain clarity,
'cause we're all here

in a group
but what you're saying,

the dancing, you mean, like
the dancing Instagram videos?

- Dancing on Instagram in
a bathing suit or underwear...

- I actually don't
think that that

is what caused
Amelia's anorexia.

- And I'm not saying it was.

Does your daughter look
at that and maybe feel bad?

I don't know.

- People are gonna judge all
of us as mothers

however they're gonna judge us.

- It wasn't a thing
of judging you per se.

It was more the situation.
- Of course it is!

Of course it is.
- Okay.

Okay.

- Why would you even ask me
that question?

- I was just being honest
if we're gonna share

everything that
we've talked about.

- I think for anybody
struggling with any food issues

we're gonna pick up bits
and pieces

that we're gonna focus on the...
maybe our parents,

maybe somebody in a magazine,
maybe a celebrity.

You can't nail it down
to one thing.

- What I can say, Garcelle,
is I am so proud of her

for coming out...
- Yeah, absolutely.

- The way that she has
in a public forum,

and...and talked about it.
- 100%.

I'm not a perfect parent.

I am proud of you as a mom.
All of us.

All of us.

♪ ♪

- I think we should go.
- Yeah.

- Let's just go to the hotel,
honey.

- It's another night in Rome,
and still there's no resolve.

There's tears and there's anger
and there's frustration.

- I'm going to bed.
- I think we should go back.

- Server, cancel the drinks.

- There's this dark cloud that
is now over us

and it's not gonna go away
unless there is real,

honest conversation.

How is that gonna happen?
I have no idea.

[rain pattering]

- Coming up...

- Stop attacking me.

You're coming off
as a mean friend.

- [sniffles]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[cell phone trilling]

- Hello there.

- I just called down to the spa

and they could give
us treatments.

Do you wanna go?
- Yes, yes, yes, please.

I look forward to it.
- All right, bye.

[phone beeps]

[phone rings]

- Buongiorno, Sutton.

- Buongiorno, beauty.
How are you?

- I'm good, honey.
How are you?

- I'm good.
I'm awake.

I am going to go over
to St. Peter's to go to mass

and I didn't know if maybe
you wanted to come?

- I would love to go to mass.
Absolutely.

♪ ♪

[beeping]

- [laughing]

I heard you guys
had fun last night.

I'm sorry I missed it.
[laughing]

- Let me do this.
- Ow!

[both laughing]

Now let me do you.
- Ow!

[both laughing]
[knocking]

Hi.
Please come in.

- [laughing]

- Please, try attempt
to be a human,

and please dress warmly.
Okay, bye.

- Thank you.
Bye.

[phone beeps]

- [laughing]

- Buongiorno.
- Hi.

- How are you today?
- Good.

- The pregnant lady
feels better than I do.

[all laughing]
- I show you where

you can get changed.
- Okay, perfect.

- Kyle why did you keep me out
until 4:00 in the morning?

- Why did you keep me out?
Why did you do that?

- Why did you have to keep me
out till 4:00 in the morning?

[both speaking at once]

- I really care about Dorit.

I'm so happy that we are
in a good place.

- Oh, my God.
It's raining.

- But I feel like I'm in Vegas
on Sunday morning.

You know that feeling?

- Are we waiting for Rinna?
- It's her...it's her excursion.

Is this our car?
Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Ah!

- Grazie.
- Buongiorno.

- Buon...giorno.

- Oh, my God.
- Where the hell is Rinna?

I don't understand
what's happening.

[upbeat music]

- Um, did you get my text
that I sent you?

- Mm-hmm.

- I texted Denise last night
checking on her

and I didn't hear back,
so I think she's mad at me

and it's a friendship
worth fighting for

because I really like Denise.

- I called her,
but nothing's happening.

- I...I'm sure she got
caught up somewhere.

- Oh, my God.

Well, last night
was another hot mess.

- I wonder how Denise is.

- Last night was really tough,
and I'm sorry about that.

- Energy that you are
projecting towards me comes off

like you're attacking me

and you are almost
interrogating me

and to...several
of these big dinners,

you're coming off
as a mean friend.

I feel like why the [BLEEP]
did you even invite me here?

- Because I love I you.

'Cause you're my friend.
- Really?

- Yes.
- It doesn't come off that way.

When you see your friend upset,

if I saw you crying
at the table

and everyone was coming at you,

I would say, "Guys, stop."

Like, who does that and keep
going and going and going?

It's so hurtful.

- Here's the thing that
was not okay for me last night.

What you said about Brandi
towards us...

- Is true.
- That's not cool.

- By the way,

Brandi has said
that she has had sex

with every single woman
she's come in contact with

including some of the people
from this group.

- [chuckles]
- I'm not joking.

- I said she has said that
about so many people.

- Well, but when you said it
was somebody at the table,

that's not fair.

You don't need
to tit for tat it.

Listen...
- That was not my intention.

- And you've tit for tat
a little bit with me.

Don't do it anymore.
Don't do it.

- Lisa, stop attacking me.

I had your back.

I defended you with Kyle
at my house

when she kept telling you
to [BLEEP] off and [BLEEP] you.

- [BLEEP] you,
so [BLEEP] off.

- Wait, don't tell her
to [BLEEP] off, Kyle.

That's not nice.
- Please leave me alone.

Please?
You're, like...

- Leave you alone?

All I said was don't tell her
to [BLEEP] off.

And if everyone for the last


I would as your friend step
and say, "Stop.

Guys, let's..."

That's where I feel like you
have not been a friend to me.

- I was really just trying
to clear the air last night

and I did it in
a .....ing terrible way.

- That's when I'm like
"What the [BLEEP]?"

- I know.
- How would you .....ing feel?

Is that a friend?

And I've never experienced
this with you,

and I've known you a long time.
- I know.

You know, if you're mad at me,
I respect that.

- I'm not...I am hurt.
That's it.

I'm not mad at you.
I am very hurt.

- I don't wanna hurt you.

[whispering]
I don't wanna hurt you.

I don't.
- Oh, please stop.

- [sniffles]

[BLEEP].
[chuckles]

I feel like I really
failed you, Denise.

I'm just trying to make it
so that everybody can move on

and I've just .....ed it up
even more,

and I just don't know what
to do about it.

[sniffles]

- You're strong and you do
stand up for what's right,

'cause that's the...the friend
that I love.

- I should have
come to you.

and I should have warned you.

Even though you were
on a plane,

I should have sent a text
and I didn't,

and I think that's where
I feel really bad,

'cause you'd have warned me.

- I would have.

I would have told them,
"Guys, don't go there."

- Mean and angry and...

- It's not just you.
It's the...you know,

the rest of the women.

Don't...I don't even know why
they even have me around

and then try
and destroy my family.

For what?

- [whimpers]

- I hate to see you sad, too.

- [whimpering]

- Come...

- Okay?

- Sure it's okay with you?

- Of course,
'cause I love you.

I love you.
I really do.

- [crying]

- I'm gonna be a better friend
for you, too.

- I'd like to go to church.

- Let's go to church, okay?

- I think that would be
really nice.

- Coming up...

- Can you see what you
look like in this?

- Oh, my God.

[both laughing]

I think I actually peed myself!
[laughing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm the driver.

both: Hi.

[all speaking at once]

- Kyle and Dorit.

Our friend, uh, who booked
the reservation is not coming,

so we only need two
of the cars now.

- We'll be very happy
to welcome you.

- Thank you.
- Oh, okay, wonderful.

- Have you ever been
in a Vespa before?

- No, I have not.

- Now we're giving you
the helmet.

- Yes.
- Can I go without a helmet?

- Oh, dear, there's the Italian
law that we need the helmet.

- It doesn't go
with her look.

[laughs]
- Oh, incredible.

- A little, uh,
[speaking Italian].

- Kyle!

[all laughing]

- I'm telling you right now...
hold on.

I need this picture
on Instagram.

- Are you .....ing kidding me?

Fashion capital of the world.

- [laughing]

- Dorit.
[laughs]

Not only could she design
Buca di Beppo

but if she needed to help out
in the kitchen,

she looks great in a hairnet.

- I need to take my hair down.
[both laughing]

It's stuffed on the [murmurs].

Can you see what
you look like in this?

- Oh, my God.

[both laughing]

- I think I actually
peed myself.

- Lisa Rinna's gonna pay
for this.

- Okay.
- Kyle?

- Very good.

- I will see you
when I see you.

[all shouting]

[honking]

- Whoo!
Whoo!

[upbeat music]

- Oh, you look so relaxed.

What do you got going on
when you get home?

- Well, we go kinda right
into Thanksgiving,

so we'll go down to Laguna.
- Mm.

- What about you?

- We always go to Tom's
daughter's house

for Thanksgiving.
- Oh, that's nice.

- Yeah, it's wonderful.

I got very lucky,
you know,

that Tom has really nice kids.

- Does she cook?
- She's a chef.

- Really?
- Oh, yeah.

- Oh!
- So it's like...

[blows raspberry]
Forget about it.

And I'm their age.

- Oh, my God.
Hi!

- It's very nice to meet you.

- These bits are slapping
my calves.

- Are they?
They're super cute, though.

- They're like...
[clapping]

- How'd you do that?
- Press the button.

- Oh!
[laughs]

- Momma didn't raise a fool.
- [laughs]

I love that we're going
to church on Sunday.

- I do, too.
I love it.

- Let's go to church.
[laughs]

- It'll be good.
- Yeah, it sure will be.

Well...

- I think everything happens
for a reason.

- I'm glad you're coming.
- Thank you.

I think that I was supposed to
have this moment

with Denise 'cause at least
we got to something.

- Hi, ladies.
I'm joining you.

- So glad you're coming.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What do you think about Rome?
Do you like the city?

- Oh, it's amazing.

- This is the part
of my friendship with Kyle

that I love so much

that almost compensates
for some of the really sh...-y

things that she does.

- This'll be nice.
I'm glad this worked out.

- Me, too.
- Me, too.

- Um, 'cause I think
I need church more

than anybody right now.

- Oh, gosh, Lisa.
- I do.

I do.

- Why do you say that?

- 'Cause I'm not...
I haven't been back

to my true self for a while.

- Huh.

Is there a better side
to Lisa Rinna?

- And for all the other sins

that have been around us
all weekend.

[all speaking at once]

Our future sins.
- Right.

- We grew up Episcopalian.
- I was raised Catholic.

- I was raised a Presbyterian.
- I was brought up Catholic.

- We went to church every week.
- And then my parents stopped.

- I converted to Catholicism.

- So I decided to go with
the family down the street

to Catholic church.

- I am religious
but more now spiritual.

- When that family, like,
moved away,

I found another family that
was Presbyterian

and I started to go to the
Presbyterian church with them.

- I can't really be
a true Catholic.

I've been divorced
too many times.

- So I went to church my whole
time growing up

with other families!
[laughing]

I think this is why
our house is...

looks a little bit like this
because, you know,

Harry lived here
for three years.

- Oh.
- And he loves this.

- It is beautiful, yeah.
- You know?

- It does remind me
of your house.

- Doesn't it?

- And why was he here, again?
I can't remember.

- He was, um, with
Ursula Andress at the time,

and they had a child.

She lived here.
- Bombshell!

- She was the first Bond girl.

They were doing
"Clash of the Titans" together.

- Oh, I love that movie
so much.

- I know.
- You're so cute.

- Ursula is the movie star
that you would imagine.

He said she called him
and she said,

"[accent] Harry, Harry,
come to my room."

[all laughing]

And so he did at 28 years old.

He went on in and she got
pregnant that night.

- What?
- And that was that.

At 44.
- That's it.

- First time.

- Thank you.

[laughing]
Oh, my God.

Dorit, Dorit.
[laughing]

- It's fine.
It's fine.

- [laughing]
- It's fine.

It's fine.
We've got places to go.

- This is a sabotage!

Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Who knew it was gonna be
so crowded at St. Peter's?

I did,

and the line is wrapped
around the block.

It's like a two-hour wait,

but it's not my trip
to organize.

- Hi.
- HI.

- From Rome!

- We're as close as we can get

and we're hoping
that it will help us.

- If you had asked me,

I would have told you
to get tickets

for St. Peter's ahead of time.

- We need Jesus.
- Especially me.

- It's religion
through osmosis.

[all laughing]

- Coming up...

- Where are they?

- Why do you care so much?

- Because I wanna
prepare myself.

Tonight I have something
to say.

- Welcome to Nannarella.

- Thank you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- You'll love this place.
It's incredible, isn't it?

- You wanna sit here?
- Thank you.

Grazie.

- Oh, my God.

I will never, ever, ever
get that visual out of my head

of you with the white
hairnet here

and your helmet with
the nosepiece on this side.

- Having, like, best
hairdressers in the world

do your hair and then you have
to put a helmet on.

- I know!

Where do you think Rinna went?
- I don't understand.

- What happened?
I don't understand.

Honestly, like, I'm just...
I hope everything's okay.

- Hi, how are you?
- How are you?

- So hungry.
I want pasta pamarono.

- Pasta pamarono.
- A little bit of everything.

- [speaking Italian]
For you?

- I'll do the same.

Oh, Rinna.
- Rinna!

- Hi, girls.
Oh, my gosh.

- Rinna!
- I am so sorry.

- Is everything okay?
- Oh, my gosh, you guys.

- Is everything okay,
first of all?

- Yes, everything's okay.

I had a little bit
of a breakdown.

- What?
- I did.

I saw Denise in the lobby
and I just said,

"You know what?
I wanna talk to you,"

'cause I was tough last night.

I feel like we get in
those group situations.

I'm, like, trying to fix it.
- Yeah, I know.

- I feel responsible to try
to get to the truth

and let's fix it and,
you know,

so we started talking
about that,

and she was...she
was pretty upset with me.

'Cause, you know, Denise
and I have been friends

for a really long time.
- I know.

- And she's like,
"You're not there for me.

You're not being
a good friend,"

and that got me.

So when she said that,
I was like,

"[BLEEP], I gotta take
a good look at that."

- I feel for Denise being
in this position right now

and I would be upset, too,
if I was Denise,

but I think that Rinna is just
trying to get to the truth.

- I mean, I cried a lot.

I really did.
- Did she cry?

- She cried.

You know, I think she's reeling
from a lot of it.

She's...she's really hurt
by the accusations

and she's afraid
for her children

and all of it.
You know what I mean?

'Cause it's a lot.

We have to have empathy,

and I always wanna
go back to that

because even though we can

be mad and notice
what's going on and whatnot,

you gotta have
some empathy here

because I think Denise Richards
is in pain.

- I understand
what you're saying

and you do feel bad
and you apologized,

but what started it was the
things that you were hearing...

- I know.
- Behind...you know,

that she wasn't being
honest about.

- I know.

- So it didn't just come out
of the blue but...

- It didn't come out
of the blue

but in the end...
- Yes.

- I felt badly because I'm
a better friend than that

and I haven't been
a good friend.

- Maybe because you guys
have a history

she feels like you shouldn't
be vocal about it.

- Right.
I think it's all of that.

- But you would be doing it
with anyone.

- I know.
- Not...

this is not a personal thing
on Denise.

Anyone that would
be in the group.

It's just...I'm glad
you and Denise

had that conversation.

- I think it was really
important to have it...

- Yeah.

- Because I think...you guys

could be honest with me...

I probably was way
too harsh last night.

You have chosen to sit here,

then you need
to .....ing own it.

- Now you know why I get up
and leave.

- If you wanna be here,
you're here.

If you don't wanna be here,
then go.

- I think when you get
to a point of frustration,

that's how you end up
handling it.

- We're having dinner tonight
all of us, right?

The last couple of nights
for Denise

have been a little intense
and I don't want her

to shut down.

- The key is to be honest.
- Exactly,

but I've been trying to force...
when I try to force,

you can't force people
to be honest.

You can't force people
to say something

that they're not ready to do,

so I need to just take a breath
and allow it to just come out,

whatever that is.
Yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Right.
We are out of here.

Pizza!
- Pizza party.

- Pizza party.

♪ ♪

- Gorge.
Get a load of this.

- Okay.
- [laughs]

- Last night.
I gotta go eat pizza.

- Get it.
- Yeah!

- Whoo!

♪ ♪

- [scoffs]

♪ ♪

- Is it pretty, Phoenix?
Can you see it?

- Yeah.

- Aww.

- You can't have it until
after lunch, okay?

- No, breakfast is not lunch.

- Yes, it is.

- You should be a lawyer.

- I love this look you got,
baby.

You look beautiful.
I love the earrings.

- Thank you.
- The hat.

Are you having fun down there?

- Yeah.

Um, there's been, like,
good stuff,

and there's been
some tough stuff

but that's a...that's
a later convo.

I'm meeting everybody
right now.

♪ ♪

- You guys hungry?
- Yes.

I'm finally getting my pizza.
- We're finally getting pizza.

- I'm so excited.
- Fun.

- Guys, the room is now ready
at Buca di Beppo.

- It is?
- I have gutted, demoed...

- No.
- Completely...yes.

- Why don't we take
this particular room

and you can come up
with your own idea?

- That would be a lot
of fun to create.

- Buddha the Peppa?
Buddha de Peppo.

Bu...

- Buca di Peppo?
I don't know.

Is it like The Olive Garden?
I don't know.

I'm sorry.
I'm not being disrespectful.

I really don't...I've never
heard of this restaurant ever

in my life.

- I was thinking that we have
Teddi's baby shower there.

- [gasps]
- Oh, that's sweet.

- And we put together a nice
baby shower for her,

and what we do is keep it very,
very secret, guys.

You know, you have to make sure
everybody knows...

- Okay.
- That it is a surprise.

- Okay.

- I was actually talking
to her.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, it gets boring.

- You need to get invitations
out for your shower.

What we need to figure out
is do we do it here?

We can do it at a restaurant.

- Thank God I have Dorit.

- We'll decorate with flowers,
you know?

We'll do it all really pretty,
really nice.

- I've been so busy,

by the time I get
this shower organized,

the baby will be
attending it herself.

[upbeat music]

- I, like, napped
for a little bit.

Like, I woke up, like,


supposed to meet.
- What'd you do?

- I went to the Vatican.
- [gasps]

- I wish we got to go inside.
- It was raining,

but it was still beautiful.
- It was very beautiful.

- Yeah.

- I've had a chance to really
think about things

and I am taking control
tonight because I've had it.

So I just wanna say my piece
and at least they know

how I feel.

- Thank you.

Hi.
I think there are eight of us.

- Girl.
- Another dinner.

[both laughing]

Here we go.
- Stay strong, Denise!

- I am.
- You can do this!

[both laughing]

♪ ♪

- Oh, how cute.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

- Do you wanna sit at the head?
- Yes!

- Yeah, sit right there.
- [laughing]

Hello.

- Thank you.

- And some flat water.
- And vino, vino, vino.

- There's so many carbs here.
- We're in Italy.

- I don't think I had any
vegetables other than tomato.

[all laughing]

Are we ready to order?

- I ate a later lunch,
so I'm okay for right now.

- I am so hungry.

- I had a ham
and cheese sandwich.

- You did?
From where?

- Kids menu at the hotel.

[all laughing]

I love a kids menu.
- That's hilarious.

- Where is the restroom?

- Go up these little steps
and then go left.

- Okay.

- Where are they?

- I am not their keeper.

Why do you care so much?

- Well, because I want
to prepare myself.

I have been listening
to these women

the last few nights
here in Rome

and tonight I have something
to say.

- Welcome to Nannarella.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

- Coming up...

- I'm done.

No, I'm done.
- Well, I mean...

- I need to get my car.

[dramatic music]

- Where are they?

- They're coming.

- Hi.
Welcome to Nannarella.

- Thank you.

- Why do you care so much?

- Well, because I want
to prepare myself.

[all laughing]

- Thank you.

- Oh, there you are!

- Looking all like teddy bears.

- Your teddy bear coat.

Come sit next to me.

- I'm gonna try to stay away
from the door.

- Do you want a drink, madam?
- [speaking Italian]

- Yeah.

- I would like some wine.
- Yeah?

Madam, you want wine?
- Can I get some water?

- Yes, madam.
- How are you feeling, Kyle?

- I mean, no bueno.
- No bueno?

- Hold on, the picture
that Kyle sent me of you...

- Oh, my God, Teddi.

- Please appreciate this.

- They're not even
in the Vespa.

They're in the sidecars.

[all laughing]

- So two Vespas
and two sidecars.

- Yes, and, like,
these tiny little...

and then with this helmet on.

- The biggest dorks
you've ever seen.

- I laughed so hard,
I swear,

it felt like I did about
a thousand sit-ups.

- Oh, my God.
That's a funny story.

- Well, I mean, listen.

This is our last
night together.

- Speaking of that,
I wanna just say, Lisa,

thank you so much for having
all of us,

so I'd like to do a toast
and then I would love to talk.

- Wonderful.

- Oh, I don't wanna...
I can't toast but...

- Right.
- Yeah.

all: Cheers.

- Cheers, everyone.
- Cheers.

all: Cheers.

♪ ♪

- I am so glad that you
and I got to talk,

and you are a big advocate of
being our true authentic self

and to be brutally honest,

there's so much judgment
in this group.

♪ ♪

Every single .....ing dinner,
I have been on

the receiving end of what feels
like being attacked,

as soon as we sit down.

That is not .....ing cool.

♪ ♪

- Let me tell you.
I did not see this coming.

She never said to me,

"Oh, tonight's the night
I'm going to stand up,"

and I'm seeing
a whole new Denise.

- My husband did not want me
to go on this trip.

He had a feeling,
and he was right.

When you kept asking me,
"Be honest, be honest,"

any time I was,
no one believed me.

- When things are brought out
into the open

and put out there,

they have to be addressed
in this group.

- They do not.

- She tells us
the night before,

"I'm done talking about this,"

then she comes to the dinner

with a perfectly
prepared speech.

What else are you gonna do
to try to make us look bad

and you play the victim?

- It's okay for us to have fun.

We all have amazing things
we going on in our life,

different things...
Hold on.

I have to say this because
this has been probably

the worst trip I've ever
been on in my entire life.

That is the truth.

I don't deserve this,
and you know that.

- Who do you feel attacked you?
I did not attack you.

- Wait, you have...
you have not attacked me?

You drag in Brandi.

That's not .....ing cool,
and you know what?

It has gotten to the point...

this is the God's
honest truth...

where it is "Mean Girls."

[tense music]

- If being a mean girl
is standing up

and saying how you feel
and not backing down from that,

well, then I'm a mother.....ing
mean girl

till the day I .....ing die.

- I'm glad that you shared
how you were feeling,

but I also think calling
a group of people mean girls

when you're saying you're not
a judgmental person

is very sh...-y.

- That is my experience
and observation, okay?

- Are we afraid to face
each other and go at it?

Absolutely not.

- I am being brutally honest.
That is the truth,

and you keep bombarding me,
and it's not .....ing cool.

- But this group of women were
horribly bullied last year

because we were called

the mean girls
of Beverly Hills.

It's a copout,
it's easy to say that,

and she knows that
that's not cool.

- I don't believe anyone wants
to hurt you deliberately.

I really don't.
- Well, you would...

that I disagree with.

- I know...having been on
the receiving end

of a lot of darts thrown...
that it may not be comfortable

in the moment and you...
- I need a moment.

I wanna hear you,
but I'll be back.

♪ ♪

- What's up with
the dramatic exit?

- I'm actually gonna go.

I've said everything
I had to say.

I'm done.
- Denise, Denise, don't go.

- No, I'm...I am.

It's...honestly, this is...
it's okay.

- I really don't want
you to go.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Just because someone
doesn't agree with you

doesn't mean
they're attacking you.

She makes this big speech
and then doesn't want

anyone else to say
anything...

- She...she likes to leave.

- I don't believe we'd be
in this situation

if Denise hadn't left
so many times

in the middle of conversations.

- Well, I mean...

- I'm heading back
to the hotel.

I told them I'm leaving, okay?

- Yeah.
- Are you okay, honey?

- It's just...I'm tired.
I miss my family.

- I know.

- I'd rather be home
with my kids.

- It's all too easy to point
the finger and say,

"Mean girl, mean girl,
mean girl,"

and then bow out gracefully
and leave us all here

to pick up the pieces.

- I get we can have
disagreements and stuff.

They crossed a line that
is really evil and detrimental

and it's not cool.

- Denise is finally
speaking up.

She's finally saying,
"I don't deserve this.

This is not okay."
I am so proud of Denise,

but I think Denise not giving
full closure to this,

it's gonna keep
brewing underneath.

Going to the hotel?
- Yeah.

- It's insane,
but I'm gonna go back.

- All righty.

- Have a good night.
- Thank you, hon.

You, too.

♪ ♪

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm tired.

I miss my kids.
- I know.

- It's hard.

- I need to get my car.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- They are assholes.
- Let me just say something.

You can't come in here
and make a big speech like that

and then not hear anybody
else's opinion.

- I was willing to kind
of be cool about it,

but then tonight she comes in
calling us all mean girls

and that's where it's .....ed.

- You wanna move past this?
- Okay.

- Figure out how
we can all move past this.

- All right, fine.

I've been hearing what these
b*tches have to say for months,

but then there's the part
of me that goes,

"You know what?

"I actually do like
these women.

I've had fun with them before."

Fine, I'll go back in there.

And so I need to go in
and see what their reaction is.

♪ ♪

- You know what?
But she makes choices, too.

We gotta listen, and no,
it's not easy.

And you know what?

- You guys...
- Thank you for coming back.

- Yay!
- I want to move past this.

I don't wanna also leave you.
- Oh.

[all speaking at once]

- Thank you for coming back.
- You're welcome.

- I would like there
to be resolve

and to be able to move on
because it's obviously

a lot more fun to be laughing
and having fun

like we were today.

- That would be great.

- And we do have, uh, a lot
of fun together.

- I know that.
I've experienced it.

- No one wants anybody
to be hurt.

- No.

- Nobody here wants
that to happen.

- It doesn't feel that way,
though.

- I know.
I know.

- Let's enjoy this last night.

- I think it's best if we don't
label each other

and call each other names
in any way.

You can say how you feel.
- Hold on.

I don't...I'm not saying
you guys are that.

I said it's...it feels
like that.

- I understand that,
but I'm asking if we

as a group could not call
each other names.

That's all,
and I understand,

and I accept how you feel.
Trust me.

- Thank you.
- Okay?

You know that.
- Yeah.

- I'd love to have a good time.

[bell ringing]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Wow.
- Whoa.

♪ ♪

- I've never had
a pizza like this, honey.

[all laughing]

♪ ♪

- I would love for us
to just have a nice dinner,

wrap it up,

and move forward with
our friendship.

- I haven't had a good
artichoke like this

since the last time I was here,
honey.

I know this.
I've seen this.

I've done this.
We love each other.

- Anybody want some pizza?

- We can put all
the bullsh... aside

and really have
a good time together.

- I'm gonna go back
to Friday night

the first night we got here.

What is the most trouble
you got in as a teenager?

- When my mom found out that I
had had sex for the first time,

she called a family meeting.
- No!

- How did everybody know
it happened?

- 'Cause Kim caught me.
[all gasping]

- We snuck down to Tijuana.

[all shouting]

I moved to San Diego
when I was 15.

The drinking age in Tijuana
was 18

so my boyfriend
and some friends,

we snuck down there,

so I got in big trouble
for that.

- I'd have beat your a*s
for that, too.

- Did you get spanked?
- Ooh, I got the belt, b*tch.

- Yeah, me, too.
- Can I ask a question?

Craziest place you've ever
had sex.

- Hospital.
- Hospital!

- That was my answer!
- You what?!

- I had a massive head injury
when I was 16.

My boyfriend's father
was head of cardiology

and he would just sit there,
and I thought,

"[BLEEP], why is he here?"

And I was just lying there
and it was dark and stuff.

Anyway, we had sex and...
not his dad.

[all screaming]

His dad was hot, too,

and you know
that's my age group!

I'm just saying.

[all shouting]

My point being,

son and I had sex
in my hospital room

when I got it together.

- Holy Toledo.

- Probably still with me,
that head injury.

- I had a private room.
Now, come on.

- Kyle?

- At a table for 10 people
at a black tie event.

all: What?

- Wait, were other
people there?

- Nobody knew...I can't.
Anyway, Garcelle?

- Commercial flight.
- Oh.

Risky.

- Mm.
- Not a private one.

- Sutton?

- I would rather go
for the most romantic.

- Oh, shut up, Sutton!
- Oh, girl, shut up!

- It's still good!
It's still good!

I might tell you
the craziest place,

but it was still sort
of romantic

in Avignon in France.

Like, outside in sleeping bags
without a tent.

At a, you know,
campground.

- Now, it's not my
proudest moment.

It was myself and my boyfriend
and my good friend

and her boyfriend.
- What?

- And we were having sex next
to each other

in the back
of the station wagon.

- Wow!

- Station wagons
are family cars, you know?

- And that's the weirdest...

that's the weirdest
place moment.

- Okay.
Brace yourselves.

Denise, go.

- A church parking lot.
- [gasps]

[all shouting]

- Holy sh...!

- No wonder you couldn't get
into the Vatican today!

[all laughing]

- This is much more the Denise
I know who's open

and doesn't give a sh...
about what she says.

This proves after everything
that's gone down

that we can have fun together
and we forgive.

- Well, Rinna, at least
the trip's ending well.

Thank you.
- Oh, good.

Thank the Lord.
- Yes!

- Okay, tonight,
right now,

we are dropping everything
that's negative...

- And move forward.
- And move...well, okay.

It's my toast.

[all laughing]

One, two, three,
[BLEEP] yeah.

all: [BLEEP] yeah!

[all shouting]

- May I have some more wine,
please?

[all laughing]

- Next time on "The Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills..."

[all shouting]

- Welcome to your baby shower.

- I love a baby shower.

People have a good time
at baby showers.

- We do.
- We certainly do.

- Brandi...

- Denise has said that none
of this is true.

- You're a liar and you
should never be believed.

- I'm not a .....ing liar.

I can back it all .....ing up.

- You've got texts
to prove this?

Because I believe Denise.

- I sucked on her
.....ing clitoris!

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