- Previously this season
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
- Oh, wow.
- All these b*tches, I swear.
- That's what I want to do!
- This is so sexy!
- [screams]
- I have the most
beautiful girlfriends.
- Oh, nice!
- Whoo!
- Meet Garcelle!
- Oh, my God!
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, gorgeous.
I know I can handle anything.
Even those damn housewives.
- I'm pregnant!
[all screaming]
- I'm gonna be on Broadway!
- Erika's going
to do Broadway,
so I want to take all of us
on a trip
to Rome, Italy.
[all cheering]
- We were all so happy.
It's hard to even imagine
how terrible
things would soon become.
- I have a .....ing life!
- I don't?
- Why is that weird?
- Because...
- Because you don't have
good friends?
- I actually consider you
to be one of them.
- Do you ever let people talk?
- I want you to talk, but not
if you're gonna be an as*h*le.
- I just made out with a girl.
- Uh, I was with a couple.
- [gasps]
- You dated a couple?
- I heard you guys arguing
about threesomes.
- I'm very sorry.
- We were dying of laughter.
It's fine.
- Moving forward, they won't be
within earshot of this group.
Baby, stand up, we're leaving.
- As long as you feel
good about yourselves,
all of you.
- No. I'm done. I'm done!
Find something else
to fight about.
- Please don't go.
- No. I'm done.
- You guys need to be careful.
She's not who she pretends
to be.
Denise and I, we hooked up.
She's like,
"You can't tell Aaron.
He will k*ll me."
[dramatic music]
- So they .....ed?
- She told a lot of things
you've said
about me and other people
at this table.
- I haven't said anything
to Brandi at all.
I've hardly talked to her.
- She said you two had sex.
Okay?
- What?
- I should have warned you.
I didn't.
- That's why I feel like you
have not been a friend to me.
- Denise and I have been
really good friends.
- You've got texts
to prove this?
Because I believe Denise.
- Oh, man...
- This is not
"I hardly know her."
That is a lie.
Brandi, I think you guys
have to get together
and figure this out.
'Cause now we're all involved.
[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
- I love this.
- I wanna know the story
behind the collection.
- I mean, this is just
some of the stuff.
I wanted to have...
- This is so good.
- I'm obsessed. Tell me...
- Yes, I love wearing that
just with jeans.
- This is so beautiful.
- But what would we put
on the mannequin?
- Let's see.
I like these sparkly things.
I think this is, like,
for next window.
New Year's Eve-y.
- New Year's Eve.
Well, let's take this
all over here.
Sutton was really sweet
and said,
"I really love your line.
I would love to carry it
in my boutique."
- Maybe we could do, like,
a collaboration, like,
just for my store.
- That would be amazing.
My line is not a couture line,
but Sutton's got
the right clientele.
They like to lounge
around a yacht,
listening to some yacht rock.
Oh, that looks good there!
And I'm grateful that
she put it in her window.
Can you...will you
move this one to the...
- Yes.
- I mean, bossy!
- [laughs]
♪ ♪
- I want it to be
collaborative, I mean,
even though, you know, the
script is our baby, obviously.
- Yeah.
- You directing it.
Congratulations.
- Thank you, I'm so excited
about it.
- So good.
- We are so happy
that you are officially aboard
and gonna direct this movie.
We are so excited.
- I mean, beyond.
- I have to say,
when I read the script,
I really was like,
"Oh, my gosh!
This is the kind of movie that
needs to get made these days!"
- Yeah!
- That's a good sign.
The movie we're producing
is called "Split Marriage."
It's a psychological thriller,
and we're finally getting
all the plans together,
and that's unbelievably, like,
satisfying.
Let's make a kickass movie.
- Yeah...
- Whoo!
- [laughing]
Oh, my God.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I think
that the nutcrackers...
- Flank the door.
I think that's a good idea.
- I mean, the only thing
with the jester,
I was kinda hoping
that we could
do some big presents,
whether it's, like...
- Black paper.
- Yeah.
Black, gold.
- And gold. Yeah.
- Exactly.
- Really pretty.
- I think that's the moment.
- Okay.
- We've got two bartenders,
a full bar.
- Where's the bar go?
- Centered in that area.
- So the fireplace
will be behind the bar.
- Correct.
And then the backdrop...
- Well, obviously!
Look at this!
There's trees behind,
and there's dirt.
- She makes a valid point.
It can't be.
- It's a great feeling
that PK and I
are able to throw
this housewarming.
We've dealt with a lot
of BS in the past.
What do people want?
"The Real Tax Returns
of Beverly Hills"?
I know how to make
a really warm home.
Wow!
♪ Gonna be the best home! ♪
And the kids are able to enjoy
every single space
in this house.
Which I love.
Yay!
Just feels
like a really happy home.
Is the magician integrating
the party, the people,
or is it just kind of, like...
- I don't think so.
Unless you want him to make
any of your friends disappear.
I could have a word with him,
then.
- What if I want him
to make my husband disappear?
- I don't really want that.
- That can't happen.
- We want everyone
to come together
and bury the hatchet.
It was only a few years ago
that Lisa Rinna and I
were not in a good place.
- I feel like sh...
- All right, well, listen.
- So...
- Let's start clean.
- I would be happy
with just trying that.
That's very grown-up.
- Now, Lisa is one
of my best friends.
And I know that Lisa
and Denise Richards,
right now, are at odds.
It's gonna be very,
very exciting!
But I also believe that...
you can get through anything.
The last time
I saw the girls...
- Yeah.
- Denise never ended up coming.
- Aww...
- Aw, well, feel better.
- And then Brandi shows up.
all: Hi!
- Oh, my God!
- And as Denise's friend,
I feel this responsibility
to kind of challenge
what Brandi is saying
because she had said, "Look!
"Look at my phone,
I've got text messages,
and we're friends."
- That's not a friend, is it?
- Let me finish.
- But I'm just saying.
- Let me finish.
'Cause...you have
to let me finish.
♪ ♪
Now I lost my .....ing
train of thought.
Honey, you have to just
let me finish the thought.
- Honey, it's very difficult
to have a conversation
when it's a ten-minute speech.
I am a great listener,
providing I respect the person
I'm listening to.
- Doesn't have any time
for anyone.
- I don't know what
to say to you.
- You're listening!
- What am I doing,
just nodding?
- That's what people do,
they listen!
- Okay.
I am a great communicator.
- .....ing hell.
- But...
- Only when he's talking.
I think it's really,
really important
that Denise is able
to tell her side of the story.
- I've got no interest
in getting involved in this.
All right?
Don't bring me into it.
I haven't got an opinion on it.
I'm only involved
if they're attacking you.
- This is not about me.
For the first time
in a long time,
not about me.
- Well, then keep it that way.
[exciting electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Should we call Erika
and see what's up?
Oh, I'm FaceTiming. Hang on.
- I'll come scoot over.
[phone rings]
both:
Hi!
- Look where I'm at!
- Yay!
- No! Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, how exciting!
- Oh, Erika!
It is gonna be the role
of a lifetime for you.
- Well, I'm back in New York,
and I'm...
walking to work like I used to
when I was 18 years old
with my backpack.
All I'm saying is,
you've made it to Broadway
wherein you're on
the trash can. [laughs]
It's a little bit better off.
- You're not gonna be
at Dorit's Saturday.
- You left town
at just the right time.
- Sh... Luck you, Erika.
both:
Bye!
- Now I'm like, "Oh, my gosh,
what is gonna be Saturday?"
- Clearly, Denise
has not been honest.
- Have you talked to her
since the baby shower?
- I've texted with her
a few times.
I told her about the party,
and that it was gonna be
at Dorit's,
and she said, "Good."
And I just said,
"I'll see you there."
I'm torn, 'cause I would like
to be a good friend for her,
and I don't feel like
I've been a great friend,
but now I go,
"You know what?
"Maybe I have been
a great friend,
and you're being
a sh...-y friend."
And she's gonna have to take
responsibility for it.
You make your bed,
you have to sleep in it.
- Yeah.
- And sometimes that bed
is .....ing filled
with nails and snakes.
- Coming up...
- See how animated
you're getting?
[both laugh]
- Let's see how animated I am
when I talk diamonds.
- You want to talk diamonds?
- Let's talk diamonds, baby.
- Mm-hmm.
[soft piano intro]
[pounding electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Honey, how did
that gray suit fit you?
- I didn't try it yet.
What about this one?
- Oh, God.
[curious music]
Are you sure?
- I don't like this, either.
- Maybe not tonight.
- Yeah.
- Or ever.
♪ ♪
- Storm, River, stop.
They're so small but so fluffy.
Thank you so much.
My sister Kim
is coming tonight, too.
She had her boobs redone,
and she had her teeth done.
- She did such a good...
- Now I gotta find her
a nice husband.
- I mean, she has no problem
attracting men.
- I mean, she has
more engagement rings
than anybody I've ever met
in my life.
It's, like, seven or eight.
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- So what are
we gonna name her?
- Veruschka.
- [laughs]
- Veruschka.
I like it with the V.
Ooh, yeah.
[laughs]
♪ ♪
- I said I didn't like
that dress.
- I know.
But I don't have
very many options.
Why don't you like this part?
- Because this! It's so fat.
- It's fat? You mean fluffy.
- No, it's fat!
- I didn't know
that sleeves could be fat.
♪ ♪
- Tonight, Michael's met
some of the girls,
but I know Denise
is a little nervous.
Just because, you know,
she's had it out
with the girls.
We're gonna meet up
and ride together with...
- Pep talk her up.
- Her...
[laughter]
I think Denise is feeling
vulnerable with the group.
That people are ganging up
on her.
You know, probably have
a couple of shots in the car.
Take the edge off.
I want her to know
that I have her back
no matter what, because that's
what our friendship
means to me.
How tight is this on me?
- Real tight, girl.
[all laugh]
♪ ♪
- The guests will enter
in here.
Beautiful, I love it.
The door will stay closed
because it's more
of an impact when you
open the door and see it.
- We can totally do that.
- You see?
And then...this is like,
this moment.
Got the heat lamps up.
If we have any other candles...
- Oh, wonderful!
- I'm Dorit!
You're the pyro?
- So you're taking care
of all the candles.
- Lovely.
Okay, thank you so much.
Hmm. Pyro.
♪ ♪
- Aw, how pretty!
[gasps]
Oh, my gosh.
- Lisa.
- PK!
- Hi, darling.
- Hi!
This is so gorgeous.
- Thank you. Do you like it?
- I love it.
- How are you?
- I'm great. How are you?
- Good, thank you.
- Tell me about this booze.
Cheers.
- I want you to taste it.
It's my non-alcoholic
champagne.
- [smacks lips]
Yum.
I think it's gonna be
a huge hit.
- I hope so.
- There's my girl!
- Hi, gorgeous! Oh, my gosh.
- Hi, baby!
- Champagne without alcohol
is like sex without an orgasm.
Do we have Belvedere?
- Yes.
- I would like a Belvedere.
Like, what's the point?
Have water.
- Hi!
- Hi, you look beautiful.
- So do you.
Can you believe I'm allowed
to drink tonight?
- L'Astuce means "trick"
in French.
I wanted to have it in time
for the baby shower.
That was gonna be, like,
my little...
- It's really good!
- It's good, isn't it? I know.
- This is Brad
from Live Nation.
- How are you?
- And this is my wife.
- Very good to meet you.
- Oh, wow!
Beautiful!
- Look at the sleigh.
- How cute is that?
- Honey, should I
put the gifts here?
- No, honey, those are props.
- How do you know? [laughs]
- Gorgeous!
- Hi, how are you?
Your house looks unbelievable.
- Love your Alex Perry!
- Thank you.
This house is gorgeous!
- Hi, Faye!
- Gorgeous!
- Girl, you look beautiful!
- Love this!
- Thank you.
- How are you?
- You, too.
This house is ridiculous.
- It is so pretty, Faye.
- Isn't it amazing?
- Unreal.
- Thank you.
- We need it.
Our husbands
can have girlfriends.
- [laughs]
- Right?
- Well, Harry has a lot
of girlfriends now.
- Oh, good.
- He likes Heidi.
Heidi's pretty sexual.
You know, she's pretty
out there.
Roxanne is sassy.
Sabrina's French. [laughs]
And she works at Starbucks.
[laughing]
- He's just okay with whoever...
- Could you bring out Heidi?
- He likes Lisa Rinna the best,
actually.
- [laughs]
- Nice!
- So pretty.
- This is very clever.
Like, you're balancing
the belly
with the shoulders.
- You know, Slate goes...
"Mom, I hate that dress.
Your shoulders look fat."
- Hi, Dorit!
Your home is beautiful!
- Thank you, baby.
- Oh, my gosh.
- I know.
- Hi!
- Hi!
- This is
non-alcoholic champagne.
- Yes, I'll be passing
that one by.
- Hello! You're so dolce.
- Hi!
- Hi!
- Nice to see you!
- I'm good, girl.
- Did you get my little...
- You know what?
Something came.
- Yes.
- And I haven't seen it.
- It's a housewarming, but...
- That's so sweet.
- It's for your bedroom.
It's just, like,
a little floral bouquet.
- No.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
- I'm gonna call Denise
and see where she's at.
- Okay.
- Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice...
- Oh, great.
I'm also hungry.
- You didn't eat?
- Not really.
Had some chicken wings.
Tazz brought some up for me
when she brought my dress.
She knows I love chicken wings.
That's so Black of me.
- Yep.
- [laughs]
- And see how animated
you're getting
when you talk chicken?
- [laughing]
- Too soon?
- Let's see how animated I am
when I talk diamonds.
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
- You want to talk diamonds?
- Let's talk diamonds, baby.
- Mm-hmm.
- I am very excited
about Michael.
- Really?
You want to have that talk?
- This is a big step for me,
'cause I'm finally feeling
like I'm ready.
I am ready
to have a relationship.
- How many carats?
- I don't know.
I would never say that.
- You have a number.
- I would never say that!
- What's your number?
- I mean, you know.
- So it's just a gesture?
- It's a little more
than a gesture.
- Oh, so it's a little more.
- It's a little more
than a gesture.
- You need a little more
than a gesture.
- No.
- So...
- I've taken it slow
long enough.
I didn't have sex
for seven years
after my divorce.
I didn't trust.
I didn't think
I would be capable of...
letting someone in,
and I didn't.
I was tight as hell.
[laughs]
- Your call
has been forwarded...
- What if she's not coming?
- Like, is the phone ringing?
- No, it's going straight
to voicemail.
- Doesn't that happen
when your phone's off?
- Your call
has been forwarded...
- Come on, Denise.
- I'm standing by the heater.
- All right, so just don't let
my hair catch on fire.
- Oh, I'll try not to.
- Ladies, gentlemen, please,
come closer.
My wife has something to say.
- Oh, that's a shocker.
[laughter]
- Oh, I wasn't expecting that.
[laughter]
- Welcome to our new home,
everyone.
[cheers and applause]
This is a very special night
for PK and I.
[guests laughing]
- Well, I'm trying...
- Why are you being loud?
- I'm trying to project
my voice to everyone.
- [laughs]
- I'll try and lower my voice.
- Okay!
[laughter]
Mommy teaches them well, okay?
Anyway, we thought
it'd be a nice little treat
to have a fantastic,
world-renowned
illusionist mentalist.
Simon, come join us.
- Whoo!
[scattered cheers]
- And everybody welcome Simon.
- Welcome, Simon!
- Hello, Simon!
- Wiggle your fingers.
Have I ever met you before?
- I don't think so.
- Take one of your rings off,
please.
Hold it in your hand.
Open up your hand. Watch this.
Everybody say "go"
at the count of three.
One, two, three.
crowd:
Go!
- What hand is it in,
beautiful?
Both of you blow really gently.
One, two, three, go.
Gone.
- Shut up.
- [screams]
♪ ♪
- Where is Denise?
I'm gonna try her
one more time.
- Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic...
- I say we go
and see if she shows up.
I mean, I get it
if she doesn't want to show up,
but let me know.
Just don't leave us hanging.
- [gasps]
- That's good.
[laughter]
- I swear to God,
if Denise is already here,
I'm gonna k*ll her.
- What!
- Wow...
- Oh, my God!
- Amazing!
- Bravo, Simon!
- Bravissimo!
- Is Garcelle...
oh, there's Garcelle.
- There she is.
- Garcelle-y!
- I was texting with her.
She said she was coming
with Garcelle.
So she's not with Garcelle.
- Hi!
- Hi.
I love your hair like that.
- Thank you! How's everything?
- I was supposed
to meet up with Denise,
and she's a no-show.
- Oh, no-show.
- What do you mean?
- I've been calling her.
Her phone goes
straight to voicemail.
Nothing.
- Coming up...
- Who's that tall blonde
that just walked in?
Is that Brandi?
- Kyle.
- Well, there you have it.
- Don't look at me.
- [laughs]
[upbeat music]
- I was supposed to meet up
with Denise,
and she's a no-show.
- Oh, no-show.
- What do you mean?
- I've been calling her.
Her phone goes
straight to voicemail.
Nothing.
- Maybe she's gonna be late
'cause of Malibu traffic.
- Well, she would've
returned my texts,
she would've taken my calls.
- Garcelle!
Baby, you missed the magic!
- I know I missed the magic!
We were waiting
for Denise Richards,
who never showed up.
You look amazing.
- What do you mean,
"Never showed up?"
- She's not coming.
- This is really strange.
Because I had been reaching out
to Denise, saying,
"You need to come tonight."
We need to work
through some stuff.
And she said, "Don't worry.
Of course, I'm coming."
- I'm gonna go check my phone,
guys.
- I'll check my phone, too.
- I hope everything is okay.
But I kind of thought
this was what would happen.
- I thought that, too.
- She asked me this morning,
she said,
"Are you getting
really dressed up tonight?
"I have two choices,
blah, blah, blah,
I'm gonna wear
whatever's warmest."
She goes,
"I'm going with Garcelle."
I said, "That's great
you're going with Garcelle."
And that's it!
I'm gonna say,
"Is everything okay?"
- My heart is racing right now.
- Me, too.
- I'm really, really,
really scared.
- Okay, I'm sending her a text.
- It's going straight
to voicemail.
- It's...her phone's off.
Or she's blocked me.
- Why would she block me?
She just texted me last night.
Denise doesn't have a problem
facing people.
Last year, when I had
a problem with Camille,
she was supportive!
With Camille and me,
people like that, Denise,
they scare me.
- I told him
if anything happens,
he has to have your
.....ing back, right?
- Aw...
- Yeah, I'm in.
- I just called Aaron.
He didn't answer.
- No, they're not answering.
- They're not coming, are they?
- They're not coming.
She stood me up! I mean,
she would at least say...
- How do you feel about that?
- It's not okay!
'Cause I'm the one that's,
you know, the...
- She loves you!
- I know!
- Why would you
stand somebody up?
- Just at least say something.
I'm sure Denise has her reasons
for not showing up.
But if I'm there for you,
then honor that
and respect that.
If you can't be upfront
with me,
why do I value our friendship
maybe more than
you value our friendship?
She thought Brandi
was gonna be here.
Is Brandi gonna be here?
- No!
- Is Brandi invited?
- Of course not! I'm not even
friends with Brandi.
- So let's go get
a bite to eat.
I need to eat something.
- Nick.
- Yes, what would you like?
- We're gonna sit over there.
Can we get some food and drink?
- Yes, yes, you got it.
- Jeez Louise, you guys.
- Food and drinks,
and let's try
and have a party, shall we?
- Yes.
- Guys, there's lasagna!
What's wrong with you?
- [laughs]
- Ah! There's lasagna!
- We either have to go
to In-N-Out Burger,
or we gotta go somewhere
and eat,
'cause it's not okay.
- You're really hungry.
- Where's Garcelle?
- Garcelle's over there.
- She's with her boyfriend
for a little bit.
- Yeah, but her boyfriend
is so nice.
Garcelle!
- I'm not making out!
I mean, but look at him,
wouldn't you?
- You know, I understand that.
[laughter]
Find my husband, Michael,
because I know he's been dying
to talk to you.
- Shall I get PK...
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Are you sure?
- He's fine. Absolutely!
He's a grown-a*s man. [laughs]
- I know.
- What is this?
- This is...
- Take the whole platter.
Take the whole platter.
[laughter]
- That's mine, thank you.
- Take the whole platter!
- I know.
- We have a red onion
and goat cheese.
- Wait a minute.
Weren't you at Kyle's?
- Okay.
- Oh! Ah!
- I remember you!
♪ ♪
- This is so yummy.
- Oh.
- This is amazing.
- Maybe in a little bit.
But thank you.
- Sure.
- Sure. Hi.
Did you see that tall...
[muttering]
drink of water?
[laughter]
- Weren't you at Kyle's?
I remember you, baby!
- My relationship
with Garcelle,
it's been good.
- Well, that's great.
- We talked about proposal.
But that's great.
I think she's great.
You guys look great together.
- Thank you.
- We like Michael.
- It's early.
- [laughing]
- And we're very fortunate
we have this kind
of connection,
and both people
are on the same page
at the same time.
- Yeah. That's awesome.
Congratulations.
- Thank you, man.
- I mean, really.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Guys, I got this...
phone call out of the blue
last night
from none other than Camille.
- Oh!
[laughter]
- I know.
I have no desire to have
any kind of relationship...
- You know that someone saw
Denise and Camille
walking together.
- No!
- No matter what you say,
they don't believe you.
- Now you get it.
- Absolutely.
- You get the struggle
I was going through last year.
- No, I do.
I'm seeing them all tomorrow.
[laughs]
- Wow, that's really...
- Yeah, Dorit's having a party
at her house tomorrow.
♪ ♪
- I just hope you're prepared.
Do you have some holy water?
I think I might have some.
- You know, I brought some back
from the Vatican.
- Did you? Okay.
[both laugh]
- Why would Denise want
to reach out to Camille?
- Back off!
- Yeah, you do.
- No, I don't!
- Don't...you .....ing back off.
- I can't do this.
- If you're feeling bad,
just go away!
- I can't do this.
- Because .....ing Camille will
jump on anyone's bandwagon.
You can manipulate
Camille Grammer
with a blindfold on
and a ball in your mouth.
I wanna hear the truth.
- You never know
that that's true.
- Who was that tall blonde
that just walked in?
Who's that?
Is that Brandi?
- Hi!
- Brandi and Kim are here.
- Kyle?
- Well, there you have it.
- Ooh, look out!
- Don't look at me.
- Hey, guys!
- She's not, you know,
doing anything.
- How are you?
- I'm good, and you?
- Oh, you know,
I've been better.
- How's it going? Hi, Kim.
- Let's go over there.
- Can I get a glass of wine
first?
- Go get a glass of wine.
- There's a lot of guys here!
- Yeah, and they're all
married.
- It's like a sausage fest.
- Oh, my goodness gracious.
- Brandi!
I'm so surprised!
Oh, my God.
Thank God Denise is not here.
But...holy sh...
I didn't know
your plus one was Brandi!
- Oh, you didn't?
- I didn't!
Never mind Denise.
I'm not exactly
in the best of places
with this girl who's now
at my house!
Welcome to our home.
- Thank you for having me!
- That's gorgeous.
- You look great.
I haven't seen this situation.
- Feel 'em.
- Why are you
feeling her boobs?
- Because she took out
the implants.
- You can feel too.
- And fixed her...
- Just touch right here.
- He's good. [laughs]
- Just touch the side.
- No.
- Look, he's like, "Should I?"
[laughs]
He really doesn't want to.
- No, no, no. [laughs]
- Breathe!
- Kim!
- You are a topic
of conversation.
- I can imagine.
Is Denise here?
- No.
And you guys need
to work this out
because honestly?
It's too much, you know?
- I agree with you.
- I've known Brandi
a few years now.
We go to the same
skincare specialist.
I see her socially
every now and then.
Don't worry.
No one's gonna claim
that they've slept with me.
That's fine.
Obviously, look at me.
- Honey...not happening.
- Hi!
- Hey! Hey, girlfriend!
- Hi, sister-in-law, or...
what do we call ourselves now?
[both laugh]
- Who needs a drink?
- Myself, Brandi.
- I would like a drink!
- I would love a drink!
Vodka soda, but no ice
'cause it's too cold.
- Gotcha.
- Thank you.
- [laughs]
- Girl, shut up.
- Brandi...
It's a shock that
she didn't come tonight.
- Coming up...
- Denise reached out to me
on Sunday.
- Okay.
- But she said...
"I didn't want you
to have to lie for me,
which is why
I didn't call you."
[upbeat music]
- Brandi, it's a shock
that she didn't come tonight.
- I sent her a text.
I assumed she would be here.
So I sent her a text,
giving her a heads-up.
I think if her and I
could just sit down together
and have a conversation
without everyone involved.
It's just
no one else's business.
♪ ♪
- It's very cozy, isn't it?
- This is great. I love this.
- And I've had a lot of great
property in my life, you know?
- [laughs]
- Yeah. It's cool.
- Hey.
- Hey, ladies!
- Have you texted her?
Have you talked to her at all?
- Yeah.
- Since...
- Yeah.
I said,
"First you make me a cheater,
"then you make me into a liar.
What the [BLEEP]
are you doing?"
- I don't want to see
the texts
because I want to hear it
from Denise.
And I want to believe her.
You really had sex with her
while she's married?
- Yeah.
- I want her to show up
with all the tea,
and then sit back
with that smirk of hers.
And know that she's being
vindicated with her truth.
I don't know what to say.
I choose to believe that
because she's my friend.
- Thank you, Dorit.
For the evening.
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.
You guys,
there's a tradition in Rome.
At the Fountain of Trevi.
- Oh...
- Let's go to the bar,
get an ice cube.
Right hand
over the left shoulder.
- Let's do it!
- You need three ice cubes!
- Got it, got it,
got it, got it!
- Go, go, go!
- [screams]
[laughter]
- [screams]
- Come on, my hands
are freezing.
- Okay, one!
- Just do it!
all:
One! Two! Three!
[all cheer]
[electronic music]
- What happened?
- Nothing!
- And for her not to even
let me know is...
I think is a little sh...-y.
- That's not cool.
- That's ridiculous.
- It's ridiculous.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hello. How are you?
- Hi, how are you?
- I'm meeting a couple girls.
- Well, let's go on back.
- Thanks.
- Let's go on back.
You'll be right here.
- What a nice table.
- Hey, there.
- Hello!
- How are you?
- I'm good.
How are you doing?
- I'm good! Hi.
You look pretty in white.
- Thank you.
This was a nice surprise.
I'm happy to have
a little Christmas drink.
- Yeah, I think it's good, too.
- Drinks!
- Let's order.
My favorite drink is here.
- Let's drink.
- It's called
Emotionally Unavailable.
- [laughs] Wait!
- That's what it's called!
- Shut up! I thought
you just made that up
to be funny.
- No! No!
- It's a skinny margarita,
but with pineapple juice
in it as well.
- It's so good.
- Nice!
- Can I get you anything?
Are you okay for now?
Yes, you can. Why don't I have
a Belvedere martini?
- Perfect. Okay. Be right back.
- So are you here
for Christmas?
- Yes, girl.
I've been on so many flights
that I just want to be home.
- I'm the same.
- You know, I'm still unpacking
with the move.
I just want to nest.
- I know.
- This suit is beautiful.
- Thank you!
- Oh-h*! My usual!
- You got your
Emotionally Unavailable.
- It looks so nice.
- That looks so pretty!
- Hello, my lovelies!
- How are you?
- Oh...
- Hi, gorge-y girl!
- So good to see my beauties.
- Hi. This is so fun.
I needed, like,
a Christmas c*ck.
- I know. Ooh, and you got one!
- May I get you
something to drink?
- I am gonna do a Belvedere
with club soda.
- Perfect.
- With three lemons, please.
- Three lemons. Okay.
- Can we get some appetizers?
- Little things, yeah.
Just maybe an assortment.
- I'll get that started.
I'll be right back.
- Okay. Thank you.
Hello, gorgies!
- Hello!
- Hi, girly!
- I haven't seen you guys
since the party.
- Your fabulous party.
- Where were the kids?
In the basement?
- Well, no.
You didn't see Phoenix.
Well, you didn't make it!
The first...
- No, because I was...
♪ ♪
- For her not to show up,
and not to send me a text.
I have to tell you, my mind
went straight to the worst.
- Of course. Oh, yeah!
- It really shook me.
Thank you so much.
Never heard from her
that night,
and I get a message
the following day.
- So you get a message
from her?
- And it was just,
"I'm sorry I missed last night.
Talk soon."
- What?
- Like...
- That's it.
I was, like,
that's not enough!
We're friends, Denise.
- Oh, yeah. Right.
- Did she ever reach out to you
and tell you?
- She reached out to me
on Sunday.
- Okay.
- I had people at my house,
so I really couldn't, like,
go into depth with her,
but she said to me on Sunday,
"I didn't want you
to have to lie for me,
which is why
I didn't call you."
♪ ♪
- What does that mean?
- She had said
to the producers
that there was
a family emergency.
- She told producers that
she had a family emergency?
And then she said to you...
- "I didn't want you
to have to lie."
- So therefore,
there was no family emergency.
- No.
- No. No.
- I mean, this is becoming
sort of like a jigsaw puzzle.
You're not sure
where the pieces go,
like, what's real?
And what's not?
And I just want her
to be credible.
Today, you know, we had texted,
and she wanted to get together.
- She did?
- And then I had a feeling
that things were going
to fall apart, and they did.
♪ ♪
[phone chimes]
"Beauty, I'm still here.
"Trying to get it done
before Christmas.
"I think it's too late
by the time
"I get to Calabasas.
"We can also do dinner
with our men
over the holidays." Oh, God.
Ugh, Denise.
Girl, I came
all the way up here.
- This is twice in one week.
- Yeah.
And that makes me sad
because I've proven to her
that I'm her friend.
- Denise not sending a message
and making everyone believe
that she was coming,
that feels, like, tricky.
And manipulative.
So of course you start to get
this little voice
in your head, thinking,
"What's real, what's not real?"
- Why wouldn't she reach out
to me, I wonder?
- I don't know.
- Coming up...
- Why don't you believe me?
- I don't know exactly
what I believe,
to be really honest with you.
- Lisa...
- That makes me sad, because...
I've proven to her
that I'm her friend.
- Why wouldn't she reach out
to me, I wonder?
- There's a difference between
the Rinna that I knew
and who I see now.
- It's gonna take a lot of time
for me to trust her.
- I think she feels like
you are the bad guy
in this movie.
- Oh.
- This is deflecting.
If she's looking
to make you the target,
do you think that Denise
is going to be doing press
for her movies
or whatever it is,
and she's gonna be able
to control the narrative.
- But you can't.
- But she thinks she can
control the narrative
by the press,
because that's what she's done
her whole life.
You have to remember,
Denise didn't show up
on Saturday night.
The first post is the picture
that Aaron "posted"
of her in a hospital bed.
With six hernias.
Now, guys, that is called
a sympathy post.
It happened three months ago.
- Yeah.
- So why post that
after the party?
Because conveniently,
it looks like,
"Oh, I couldn't show up
to anything
because I was recovering."
And it worked
like a .....ing charm,
but it's not the truth.
- I don't know
if it was strategic.
- The sympathy vote.
- Oh, [BLEEP] yes, it was.
Of course it was!
- I find that hard to believe
'cause that's so calculating!
But I'm not saying
it's not true, I'm just saying.
- I know, but listen.
She was married
to Charlie Sheen,
and she fought him in the press
for 14 years
with 14 different lawyers.
She learned how
to protect herself.
She's gonna make
all of us bad guys,
just so you know.
We will all be
the mean girls,
we will all be horrible...
- Oh, come on!
That...
- I know how this game works.
If you don't think
she's capable of this,
you're .....ing crazy.
♪ ♪
[phone rings]
- Hello?
- Hi.
Did you see the headline?
- I did.
- 'Cause if you get entangled
with Brandi,
you know that's not gonna
be kept quiet.
- She's scared to show
who she is.
- I agree. It's sad.
[somber piano opening]
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
[phone rings]
- Hey, baby.
- I just finished my sh**t,
but I wanted to see
if you don't mind
if I meet with, uh...
I was gonna stop
by Lisa Rinna's house
on my way home.
- I got ahold of her
on the phone.
- How'd it go?
- Not so good.
- Hi, Denise.
- Lisa.
- Yeah?
- I've been wanting
to talk to you in person,
and wanted to see if you
would be open to doing that.
- I'm not coming to you
for a therapy session,
I'm coming to you as a friend.
- I've never beaten you
over the head.
- Great. I will see you soon.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- No, I know.
- All right, honey,
I love you.
I'll see you in a little while.
Okay.
- All right. Bye.
- Bye.
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
- Right here.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
- Hi...
- Hello.
[laughs]
- Denise!
- Lisa!
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi.
- Thanks for coming.
- Thank you for having me.
- Come in.
- Thanks.
- Come on in.
Would you like water?
- Thank you.
Thank you for letting me
come over.
- Of course.
- I miss you.
- I miss you, too, Denise.
I do.
- I really do.
- Likewise.
Likewise.
So what can we do
to move past this?
- Did you know that Brandi
was gonna be there?
- I did not.
- You really did not know
Brandi was gonna be there?
- I did not know
who was gonna be at that party.
Did you know Brandi
was gonna be at that party?
- Yes, I did.
That is why I didn't show up.
♪ ♪
I did not want to go
and have her create
some "Jerry .....ing Springer"
moment.
- So there wasn't
a family emergency.
- No, there was not.
- Ah. Okay.
- Okay.
- Well, we were worried
about you.
You have to know that.
Because you didn't respond
to me,
or even that night
or that next day.
You never...
- I responded to Dorit.
Garcelle...
- I said me.
I don't care
about Dorit and Garcelle.
- I did not get your text.
- I have a screenshot
of the .....ing text.
- Okay. That's fine.
The reality is what it is.
The reality is...
- Well, the reality is,
you said, "Family emergency."
- Because...
- You lied!
That's a lie!
What's going on here,
it's not my business.
- There is nothing going on.
♪ ♪
Why don't you believe me?
- I don't know exactly
what I believe,
to be really honest with you.
- Lisa...
- I witnessed something
that really confused me.
Can I see a little bit?
Just to see.
You have had
a long relationship
with Brandi Glanville.
Platonically, or whatever,
because you have a very long
text message chain
with her, Denise.
- I don't care
what texts she has.
'Cause it's you.
Denise, it's a year
of text messages!
- My interaction with her
was very limited.
- This is a friendship.
- There is an app
that can revise text messages,
so whatever Brandi has,
I don't even care.
I've seen her four times
in my life.
- Oh, please.
- She was an acquaintance!
That was it!
- I don't buy that.
- If I'm going to be put
in a corner
where I have
to present text messages,
not only
will I present Brandi's,
I will also
present Lisa Rinna,
and I don't think
either one of them
want me to do that.
But I will.
- Have you talked to Brandi?
- No, I have not.
- Okay, why wouldn't you...
let me ask you a question.
And this is none of my
.....ing business, by the way.
But we don't understand why
you wouldn't
pick up the phone and say,
"What the [BLEEP]
are you doing?"
- Why would I engage in that?
- Okay, so...
- So why...
- Do you just
not engage with it?
Is that how it goes away?
- No, there was other things
that I dealt with
that I don't even want to say
how it was dealt with, but...
it's being dealt with.
- So you...
you sent a cease and desist?
♪ ♪
You wanted the footage
taken out.
- Who told you that?
Who told you that?
- Ooh, you're so angry.
♪ ♪
Denise, you are angry.
- No, you are playing dirty.
- I'm playing dirty?
- Who told you that?
Who told you that?
- Ooh, you're so angry.
[tense music]
Denise, you are angry.
- No, you are playing dirty.
- I'm playing dirty?
- Like, this is slanderous.
If something was slanderous
about you,
wouldn't you send
a cease and desist?
- I-I don't know.
I have shown up, and I have
dealt with the people
that I've needed to deal with.
- And I have, too.
I want to get back to us
and how we can resolve things
and move on.
- People care about honesty.
- Oh.
- That's what
people care about.
They wanna know...
who's being honest.
- But you know what?
I explained to my kids,
"There's stuff that's been said
about your mom that's not true,
"and all you have to do
is just hold your head up high
and you move past it."
And I said, "And it's a lesson
for you guys to see...
we can't let that take us down,
and you have to just move on."
- Of course. It's gonna happen
their whole lives.
- Exactly.
- It happens constantly.
- So it was actually, you know,
a lesson for me
to talk to the kids about that.
- Good! Good.
Well, that's positive.
♪ ♪
- I mean, it's a conversation
you don't really...
you know, need to have.
- Well, there's a lot
of conversations
that we don't want to have
with our kids.
- But, you know,
what else was I gonna say?
This isn't the first time
there's been something
about our family in the press,
and whenever there is,
we just have to rise above it,
hold your head up high.
This, too, shall pass.
And not let the outside noise
affect us,
and thank God we have
a very solid marriage.
Had we not, this could be
a very different situation.
- It's tough. You know.
I'm not gonna change
my point of view.
She's not gonna change hers.
We're gonna have to agree
to disagree,
and that puts us at a dead end
in our friendship.
[somber music]
And that's sad.
Listen, I'm there for you.
I've always been there for you.
If you want me.
- And you, too.
- Okay.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, there, how you doing?
- Thank you.
- Whoo-hoo!
Private jet! Whoo!
- Thank you, Sutton.
- I love it!
- Lord mercy.
Is it a big, grand gesture
to get a private plane
to take you to New York?
No, I do not think so.
We've got a pregnant lady.
Hello.
Best baby present ever.
both: Cheers.
- To Erika on Broadway.
[Lisa cheering]
- To Erika on Broadway.
♪ ♪
- Dorit is meeting us
from Mexico.
- So where's Garcelle?
- I don't know.
- What'd she say?
- She said, "Have fun."
- Wow.
- Which is, I mean, you know.
- Who doesn't want to be here
on a private jet
going to see Erika Jayne
in "Chicago"?
- Right!
- By the way, if you don't,
then you gotta work
on your life.
[horns honking]
Look at it!
- Wow...
- Oh, that's so exciting
for her.
She passes this every day
going to the theater.
[all cheering]
- Erika!
- Can you believe this sh...?
[all laughing]
- Congratulations!
- Oh, my God!
- Nothing worth having
is easy.
I always kept my eye
on the prize.
- We're all gonna be
in the audience,
cheering you on tonight.
- Yeah! Yes.
If Roxie in "Chicago"
is possible,
then what's next?
What great thing is next?
[all cheering]
[gentle music]
Broadway is dark.
There is no audience.
And...
♪ ♪
This is how it ends.
- Here we are! New normal.
I would say to that
little girl living in Haiti...
don't be scared.
- Black lives!
protesters: Matter!
- Black lives!
protesters: Matter!
- Even though things
may not be right,
even though things
may be hurtful,
I have an invisible net
underneath me.
- Apparently.
Oh, it didn't last long.
[laughing]
Trying to hide from my family.
I think by being
a straight sh**ter,
my friendships are long-term.
And that's because I'm honest,
and I don't let things fester.
Like me or don't like me.
Good or bad, this is who I am.
- Walk in the Hills
at distance.
- The pandemic really
changes your thinking.
I find myself analyzing
all the things
I can live without.
People and things.
- You did it!
- I have been
cutting these artichokes
the way I think
Martha Stewart does it,
'cause I watched
her Instagram video.
- Denise .....ing Richards
has a few sides.
You can be a wild thing...
and you can be a protective mom
at the same time.
- Nobody really wants
to deal with their stuff.
Like, wouldn't we all like
to just sweep it right under?
But I can't do that.
I am a truth seeker.
I know when someone's
bullsh...-ing, and...
I couldn't not listen
to that voice.
- Today, we're making
my favorite breakfast meal,
including a milkshake!
- It's really important to me
that I voice what I believe.
Not what
the majority believes.
I am okay being an island
on my own.
- I think that this
is a group of ladies
that have the ability
to look past a disagreement
and move forward.
Always holding out hope.
- To learn more
about the housewives,
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10x16 - Denise and Desist
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