[distant dog barking]
[tense music]
♪
I thought, "This is it.
This is how I'm gonna die."
[upbeat music]
♪
Honey, you're sitting
on Paris's invitation.
Oh, no, I'm not.
I moved it to the side.
I would never...
- Can you hand it to me?
I think I'd feel
that under my a*s.
Can you believe
this invitation, by the way?
It's gorgeous.
It's a three-day situation.
Look at the carat.
I love the Tiffany blue.
I'm surprised it's not pink.
♪
- Hi! Ah!
- You look great.
I do?
Oh, was that a present
from self to self?
- Yeah.
- Love it. Have a seat.
And I'll put my bag here.
Here's another
little cute bag...
- Aah!
- Look at this one.
How cute is that?
Look at you...you've got
all the bases covered.
I have literally different
eras of Gucci on.
- I love.
- Call me Dorit Light.
[both laugh]
♪
All right,
let me make dinner.
Zo-Zo, how many pieces
of broccoli
are you gonna eat tonight?
Maybe we should all eat
as many as our age.
How about three?
I'm gonna let you eat three
'cause that was great division.
♪
Oh.
Your hands are incredible.
Oh, this feels amazing.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm glad you're enjoying it.
I like it deep and hard.
- You got it.
- What?
I'm talking
about the massage.
♪
Jagger,
do we have a lot of luggage?
Candy store.
Phoenix, you're always
thinking about candy.
Candy.
♪
Now you're gonna
go left, right.
One, two, good.
♪
Good.
So, when you're going like...
imagine someone's face
right...there we go.
That works every time.
Good, three more.
Two more, one more, and time.
Good work, nice.
All right.
Your turn, same thing.
Good, nice.
Good, rotate, good.
You're kicking
someone's butt...
- That's it.
- That you don't like, Portia.
Portia today
is vastly different
than the Portia last year.
She was sleeping late.
She didn't want to
leave her room.
I fell asleep
on my lunch break,
and I slept
through another class.
She was clearly going
through a very difficult time.
Four more, three more,
two more...Opa!
I was struggling as a parent
because I really did not know
what to do.
I have never been
in a pandemic.
[crying] I don't even feel like
I can do a good job right now.
It's like...
- You're the best.
But I feel like
I can't do anything.
Yes, kick some a*s!
Portia is absolutely
shining now.
I need this side of the room
to scream for Portia, please!
At Portia's bat mitzvah,
I started seeing the spark
in her eye again
and how she's coming out
on the other side
of what she's been through.
It was so special,
and it was one of my most
favorite days of my life.
Ah!
Are you kidding me?
Are you nuts?
Fight me,
fight me, fight me,
fight me, fight me.
♪
This is lunch.
Oh, my God, this is good.
I think this has coconut in it.
I don't like cheesecake.
I don't like
cheesecake either.
- Mm-mm.
- No wonder we're friends.
Hello, Miami!
Thank you for being here.
- Oh, gosh.
It means a lot.
I know you're very busy.
You could be anywhere.
You're welcome, Garcelle.
I'm so sad.
That you're in Miami
on the beach.
This is such
a special weekend.
Angels for Humanity.
Angels for Humanity,
it's a huge deal.
You being here means
that the children
of Haiti have a future.
[cheers and applause]
So thank you for being here.
- No, I'm so excited.
It means the world
to me, honestly.
Sutton is tagging along 'cause
she's single, I'm single.
We just have a good time,
and we trust each other.
I kind of needed this.
Well, you're single,
ready to mingle.
Yeah, thank you.
You and your boyfriend,
Michael,
broke up, unfortunately.
Yes, we were on
a nice Valentine's weekend,
and he broke up with me.
- Wow.
- I was devastated.
But now I'm not.
I'm dating.
- Let's get some men.
- Okay.
Or a man we can tag-team on.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- [laughs]
♪
I thought we'd have
some tea or something.
I love it.
This gonna be really hot,
by the way.
How have you been?
Amelia's moving to New York.
- What?
- Yeah.
Moved out of her apartment
here yesterday.
I mean, sh...
happened real quick.
How does she feel?
She feels great.
She's here right now.
She did a sh**t
for Rinna Beauty.
Rinna Beauty has gone
through the freaking roof.
We're selling it direct
to consumer, like,
literally
through my Instagram.
Your lips are gonna be moist.
- Kissable?
- Mm-hmm.
[smooches]
The lipstick is called
"I Love Lois."
Oh, isn't that cute?
- That's the name of it.
- Oh, my God.
It's just been
a dream come true.
Who are these flowers from?
- There's a secret admirer.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Have we had any dates?
No, I've had
some sex, though.
- [shouts] You have?
- Uh-huh.
Oh, good.
'cause you've never done that.
No, not really.
I mean, you've been...
you know, you were with Tom
for so many years.
I've been married
for all of my adult life, so...
Well, that is exciting.
I'm back in the dating pool,
but I'm much more interested
in having really good sex
with nice people.
- Cheers to that.
- Thank you.
And maybe some
not-so-nice people.
So what's going on?
Well, I have a little
something to share.
I was a little bit shocked
when I saw Sutton
on "Watch What Happens Live."
Sutton Stracke.
I was in my bedroom
tuning in,
and I'm thinking,
"Sutton looks great."
And she brought up
this charity event.
A few years ago,
Harry and Lisa both came.
I invited them
to the Elton John gala.
Okay.
And they came with me
as my guest.
I never got a thank-you.
- [gasps]
- Oh.
all: Ooh.
I literally was
in my bedroom like this.
I was like,
"What is she talking about?"
And I was not happy about it.
I saw you on
"Watch What Happens Live."
I didn't do it
with the intention
of, like, humiliating them.
No, I thought
you were standing up for me...
I was.
I didn't get a text from you
after we brought the sauce.
I would've loved to have been
able to say to Harry,
"She loved the sauce.
She's thanking you for it."
I mean, I said it
when you guys were here.
You absolutely did.
It doesn't matter
how much the gift is.
- Right.
- If it comes from the heart...
Right.
- You don't need a thank-you.
- Right.
Why would she go on TV
and say some sh... like that?
So she could back her friend
and show that she's some...
To show that she's
a good friend, basically...
that, yeah, I'm loyal to you.
As a matter of fact,
Lisa did X to me.
[tense music]
It's so hurtful.
I consider Sutton my friend.
Honestly, I would not do that
to Sutton, certainly.
Here's someone who says she's
so perfect in her etiquette.
Well, b*tch, no.
I think with Lisa,
this is going to be okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't .....ing come for me
on national television
with your .....ing bullsh...
- Mm-mm.
- Uh-uh, sorry.
You picked the wrong b*tch.
[laughs]
Coming up...
Sutton,
she talks a lot of sh...
When you start
taking swings at people,
they're gonna swing back.
Erika...
[hip-hop music]
♪ I'm about to pop out,
come through ♪
♪ And I shut
your whole block down ♪
♪ Shut your whole block down
♪ I'm about to pop out
♪
This is gonna be so fun.
♪
Oh, my God.
Is this a piece of it?
Yeah.
The kids are gonna freak out.
[doorbell rings]
I'll be right back.
Hold on.
Let me get my girlfriend.
She wanted to see it.
You said you were gonna
wear pajamas.
Well, I changed my mind.
Basically pajamas.
- You look fancy, though.
- No, I don't.
Oh, my God.
Thanks for the flowers.
So nice.
Just put them
in a little vase.
Careful, it's a little dusty.
Oh, this is so cool, though.
- Thank you.
- [gasps] Wow.
This is Eldemar,
my contractor.
That's my girlfriend Sutton.
- Hi, Eldemar.
both: Nice to meet you.
- I love these floors.
Cool, right?
Yeah.
The basement is taking so much
longer than I anticipated.
Lead times
and production times
and delivery times,
just delaying and delaying.
It's driving me crazy.
It's a fortune.
So we're at, like, five.
- So half a million...
- Yeah.
- To do down here?
- Yes.
Budget has not gone up.
[chuckles] And it will not.
Eldemar said six weeks.
Why do y'all lie?
[both chuckle]
Just tell her six months.
- [laughs]
- No, it's six weeks.
It will get done, but not
as soon as I would hope.
All right, let's go upstairs.
Do you want to get some
no-caffeine drink?
- No caffeine.
- Okay.
I'm already hyper enough.
Considering we got off
on the wrong foot...
Are you one of those people
that you don't see color?
Tell me you're that girl.
I don't see color.
[voice breaking]
I really don't see color.
Sutton and I are
in a really good place now.
All right, let's sit in here.
Over the summer,
she wanted to get together,
and we talked about kind of
our issues from last year.
We had to get through that.
And now
we can laugh about it.
- I know. It was really stupid.
- It was so stupid.
You know what we should do
for Halloween?
"Dumb and Dumber."
- No, we're smart and smarter.
[laughs]
We were so exasperated
with fighting.
We kind of drew our barriers
down a little bit
to get to know each other,
and I never thought baseball
would put Crystal
and I together,
but baseball is
a powerful sport.
How's everyone else?
How's everything going?
We're good.
I may have had a slip-up,
because, you know,
my mouth, sometimes I...
I've...yeah,
I've heard of...I heard.
I've been there.
- Yeah.
So I had a little slip up,
and I said something
that I maybe
should not have about Lisa.
- I heard.
- What's wrong with me?
Look, I'm in a good place
with Sutton, but am I blind
to the fact that, you know,
when she's being "cheeky,"
it's actually just
sort of a way for her
to jab someone a little bit?
Like, I see it.
What's the latest?
I'm dating for the first time
in my life.
Do you want people
to set you up?
Yeah.
Do you want to know
what my qualifications are?
Okay.
- Handsome.
- Yes.
Tall, educated,
and likes cats.
[sighs]
Are there a lot of men
who are like, "I'm a cat guy"?
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
♪
[car locks engage]
This is, like, really cute.
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Erika.
Lou-Lou.
both: Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
♪
[exhales sharply]
I'm not sure where I stand
with Erika, honestly.
I have some trepidations
about seeing her.
With Erika, after seeing
the way she's treated me,
I don't even know
why you would do anything.
I'm going to work out
with her.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- And I'm actually...
- I don't care.
- Going to say to her,
it's not okay
to attack you the way she did.
Hey...
Hey.
- Hi.
Welcome to Slay, ladies.
We're going gonna grab
our kettlebells.
Okay, go easy.
One, two, three, up.
Three, two, three.
Good, four, two, three. Good.
On the darkest days,
I was looking for anything
to take me out of the pressure.
The last thing I wanted
to do was work out.
Good, five seconds.
Keep going, keep going.
I really did enjoy fast food
and drank more alcohol
than I've ever drank
in my entire life.
But, you know,
when you order Taco Bell
and you don't remember it
but the wrappers are
in the kitchen...
that's a problem.
Three, two, time.
Good stuff.
- Whoo!
Good job, girls.
Little recovery.
If you've got some water,
feel free.
Little breather.
I'm just gonna pop downstairs.
Feel free to have
a little stretch.
- Thank you.
- I'll see you in a bit.
- Awesome, thank you, Lou-Lou.
- You're so welcome.
Wonderful.
How pretty is she?
- Oh, my God, I want her arms.
- She's gorgeous.
She really is.
How are you?
I'm good.
It's been busy.
I was just in Miami.
I got to see my sisters.
We had dinner.
We didn't grow up together,
but when you're family,
you're family.
Mom, she was the glue...
- Oh, yes, she was.
- Of the family.
She is so proud of you.
Because we always thought
that she loved you more.
[laughs]
- Yeah.
- Good.
Are you gonna apologize?
- To who?
- Sutton.
- What...for what?
- You threatened her.
How?
Tell me the words I used.
"I will come for you."
You ever call me
a liar again...
I'm coming for you.
♪
Yeah, but that means anything.
- Erika...
- I was backed into a corner.
I can't really apologize for,
you know, not fighting sterile.
Well, you know what?
She was freaked out.
And I have to say,
I would have been freaked out.
- You hired security?
- For a week I did, yeah.
[laughs]
I don't know
what she's gonna do.
Oh, okay.
I want to say this
about Sutton.
She talks a lot of sh...
When you start
taking swings at people,
they're gonna swing back.
Coming up...
What happened to Dorit,
it's terrifying.
I've been putting out fires
all day today, too,
but, I mean, I wasn't held
at gunpoint...I'm sorry.
♪
I want to say this
about Sutton.
She talks a lot of sh...
When you start
taking swings at people,
they're gonna swing back.
Sutton chose to repeat things
and say things
that have been disproven now.
You know, there was never
$20-whatever million in my LLC.
The $20 million elephant
in the room.
Why is the paper saying that
$20 million went into your LLC?
[tense music]
I'll never get away
from widows and orphans,
even though it's not true.
I never had it.
It was never in my hands.
It was never in my account.
The bankruptcy trustee says,
"Erika Girardi never touched
the Lion Air money."
Oh, okay.
Other than Erika saying
that they've been disproven,
I've seen nothing,
not in the paper,
not in the blogs, nowhere.
If this is true,
why isn't it in the press?
The facts are in my favor.
I didn't touch any
of this sh...
And when someone is repeatedly
saying things...
But weren't all the girls
saying things?
Yeah, but she led the charge.
Sutton spoke very strongly
on things that have,
by the way, been disproven.
♪
I don't know...
you'll have to go check
all that sh... out,
but it was disproven early,
so Bravo can do
their due diligence.
I don't really know.
- Okay.
Yeah, duh, tell them
to go .....ing read everything
that my lawyers put out
and that they can answer
their own .....ing questions.
Thank you.
So wait.
Is everything dismissed?
- No, it's not dismissed...
- Okay.
But it's just kind of time
to smile a little bit
and have some fun.
Good.
I think Erika's hopeful,
and because she's hopeful,
she might be jumping to the g*n
before we really know
the truth.
So I think Erika is just...
denial.
Every day I would wake up
to a new accusation,
a new lawsuit, a new this,
a .....ing documentary,
a hit piece in the "LA Times,"
"New York Times."
All of those things
are not true.
♪
So can you sue them
for saying that?
Oh, no.
That's later on down the road.
- Okay. Okay.
I want to make
one thing very clear.
These are civil lawsuits.
I have not been charged
with a crime.
I'm not gonna ask you
any more questions about Tom.
If you want to share,
you share.
I want to move on from this.
Me too.
He's in a facility,
and it's just so open-ended.
It's weird.
I'm legally separated,
and there are some bumps
in the road
about divorcing
an incompetent person.
Lot of loss, you know, at once.
- All at once.
I have much bigger lawsuits
to fight,
and, you know, I'll get
divorced when I can.
[chuckles]
You know?
I'm trying my best
to sort it all out.
[dramatic music]
[upbeat music]
♪
Ready position.
all: Ready position, ma'am.
Guardian stance.
all: Guarding stance, ma'am.
Attention.
all: Attention, ma'am.
That was spectacular.
Give me a high five.
Can we do 15 push-ups?
You want to do 15 push-ups?
Let's make that 20.
Let's make that 10.
- 15.
- 10.
The kids have been
taking karate
for a little over a year.
One, two, all the way down.
I really like that
discipline, respect,
confidence are all incorporated
in this practice.
We're gonna do
our kicks first.
All right, you ready?
- I'm gonna knock you over.
Okay, one, two, three.
Get 'em.
Focus, okay?
Don't wait so much time because
the bad guy's gonna get away.
One, two, three.
- Yah!
- Good.
Jagger's always shown
an interest in martial arts.
Jab, cross, go, good.
But that little Phoenix...
I mean, she is
a tough little cookie.
She blows me away sometimes.
I'm gonna push the bad guy
towards the pool.
[cell phone rings]
Hey, G.
Hi!
Hold on, I'm gonna go inside.
I'm back.
It was a whirlwind.
The kids were amazing.
They were in the wedding.
I know, so good.
He's good.
He stayed back in London.
So he's there a couple
of more days.
How are you?
How was Miami?
I feel like that sums you up
in a nutshell...
glamorous, gorgeous,
and giving back, so...
Garcelle and I...
we immediately became friends,
and then we hit a few bumps
in the road last year.
I don't have a problem
with you overall.
I have a problem when you
won't let anybody else speak.
I start to think, "Gee,
she had a problem with Kyle."
And then what you did
in Palm Springs, which in my...
[BLEEP] you with that.
Now that I'm aware
that I need to limit my words
with Garcelle,
maybe we'll just keep it short
and sweet.
No, it's very...it's super
low-key.
My kiddos...
- Yes, you can.
- Hi.
Can you say hi to Garcelle?
- Hi.
- Hi.
Anyway, well,
you look gorgeous.
Thank you.
I'm glad you called
to check in.
Bye, gorgeous.
Bye, bye, bye.
Phoenix, you need to have
a popsicle after dinner.
[object thuds]
I think you guys are fully
feeling the jet lag now.
[dramatic music]
♪
[distant dog barking]
♪
When they came
into my bedroom,
when he had the g*n
to my head,
I thought, "This is it.
This is how I'm gonna die."
[sobbing] I begged them,
and I told them,
"Let me help you.
"I'll show you
where everything is.
Just please, please, God."
[sobbing]
"Please don't hurt my kids.
They need their mommy.
Don't hurt them.
Don't hurt me."
[sniffles]
A shattered glass
patio window,
the aftermath
of what investigators describe
as a violent home invasion,
where as many as three men
broke into
Dorit Kemsley's Encino home.
According to victim reports,
the men threatened to k*ll
her, ordered her out of bed,
and demanded
about a million dollars' worth
of jewelry and handbags.
When the police got here,
I was so shaky.
I walked over,
and I let them in and thought,
"Thank you, God."
[sniffles]
"Thank you."
As I'm looking in the morning
to get my news, it popped up.
I call Erika.
My gut reaction was,
"I just got to go there."
It's Kyle.
Can you please open up?
I called PK. He was sobbing.
"I wasn't there, Kyle.
I wasn't there."
They could've k*lled her.
They could've
k*lled those kids.
They could've done
a lot of sh...
I honestly think
that something like this...
I don't know
how you recover from that.
[dramatic music]
♪
It's just
so .....ing terrifying.
I mean...
Oh, my God.
What state is she in?
She's in shock.
At one point, she went,
"Okay, this is it.
They're gonna k*ll me."
- Yeah.
"And then they're gonna
go k*ll the kids."
both: "This is it."
- Yeah.
To think that you have to beg
for your children's lives,
I mean...
you just can't even fathom it.
I would die for my children
right now today.
Thank God the kids...
- They know nothing.
- Yeah.
They know nothing.
They didn't hear anything.
That's what's .....ed up
about it.
[voice breaking]
It's like, I cannot imagine...
I know. I know.
Feeling that way in
your own house with your kids.
- I know. It's horrible.
- [groans]
[BLEEP].
But she saved 'em.
♪
[crying] I feel so silly
sitting here crying
after hearing
about Dorit today.
♪
Aw.
- Come in.
- It's gonna make me cry.
My allergies are so bad, so
I looks like I've been crying.
Guess what I found in my car...
cookies from yesterday.
- You did? Give it to me.
- Yeah.
What kind?
Chocolate chip and molasses.
The paint job
looks really good.
Want to sit down
on this new...
Yeah.
No, after what happened today
with Dorit...
It's weird.
It's terrifying.
Begging for her life.
And I was on the phone with PK,
who was bawling.
I've been putting out fires
all day today, too,
but it might just be
that kind of day.
What fire are
you putting out?
Oh, gosh.
You know,
I've got this French designer
that I'm bringing in.
Immigration is just...listen...
That doesn't seem
like a fire after what...
Well, it is for me
and my business
and what I'm trying to do...
I know,
but I was expecting you
to say something more like...
No, and, well, Waylon...
I couldn't find him.
Well, these are...
You know, it's all relative.
I know, I know.
I mean, I wasn't held
at gunpoint...I'm sorry.
[tense music]
What is wrong with you?
You know, it's been
a weird day, weird morning.
Are you that wrapped up
in yourself
that you are not grasping what
just happened to our friend?
- It's like out of a movie.
- So, anyway...
Oh, yeah, let me hear
about your problems.
♪
[scoffs]
It's so funny...
this morning, I was like,
"I'm gonna get a therapy
session on Monday, and I did."
Mm-hmm.
So I'm going on Monday.
I don't know.
I just, like,
feel this weird energy.
♪
Hearing you describe it,
it's horrible.
Like, she's in full shock
right now.
I think we all are.
- Hi, key's in the car.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
I don't know...
The timing is not great.
How can we have
a party for Harry?
How can we celebrate
anything right now?
Hi.
- Welcome, ladies.
- Hi, you're Beth?
- I am.
Hi, Beth.
I'm Lisa, and this Crystal.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Welcome to
the Andaz West Hollywood.
Thank you, thank you.
Well, let me show you
the space
that we're thinking
for the birthday dinner.
- Okay, great.
- I love the open kitchen.
I love the open kitchen.
Harry can go watch if he wants
or even cook if he wants.
Yeah, absolutely.
I love that Harry's
allowing you to celebrate him.
- You know he's gonna be 70?
- Oh, he is?
Oh, it's a big birthday.
- He's 70 years old, 70.
- What's wrong with that?
Why are you saying it
like that?
I know, but he's, like...
say that out loud.
He actually should be proud.
He looks dope.
He looks amazing.
- Huh.
Nobody looks better
than Harry at 70.
As far as I'm concerned,
he's still
the sexiest man alive.
And I think I hit the .....ing
jackpot with that one.
I just feel
so weird about it.
How do we do it
with what has just happened?
You talk to Dorit
and see where she's at.
I think the priority is
Dorit and PK and their family.
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It really is, period.
And whatever has to happen
around that, that's what we do.
Yeah.
You know, Crystal said
she might have some people
that she might want
to set me up with.
I gave her my qualifications.
By the way, Erika's dating
people but not through an app...
from being set up with people.
But I don't care
if they're rich.
So maybe my qualifications
might be a little different
than your friends.
I have my own money, so I look
for character, humor.
I guess maybe, unlike Erika,
I don't need money.
I don't need that in order
to make myself feel better.
Maybe Erika misses
her big house,
all the jewelry,
and the lifestyle,
so she has to look for someone
that can provide that for her.
Well, first of all,
I just want to say,
you know, when I look back
at this last year
and the things
that have happened
with all of us...
- Mm-hmm.
When we argue,
we say things...
No.
Do you want to finish
my sentence...
No, I want to hear,
but I just disagree already,
but go ahead.
Well, I'm saying,
I do feel very bad,
I didn't speak up
at Kathy's house.
You have
a lot of .....ing nerve.
Don't talk to me like that.
- Or what?
- Seriously.
Or what?
Or nothing.
Right, exactly.
Shut the [BLEEP] up.
♪
I know that she probably left
that night, Kathy's house,
and laid in her bed
crying her eyes out.
Are you serious right now?
I mean,
am I feeling sorry for Erika?
No, I'm not...
I'm just having a...
I'm feeling sorry for her
after how she treated me
at that dinner?
- I'm not expecting you...
- Are you kidding me?
She was so mean that night.
She was awful.
And no one at that table
stood up for me.
You feel sorry for her because
she went home and cried maybe?
I'm not defending.
I know that she does this whole
"tough b*tch persona" thing
that's not her
when she feels hurt.
Go talk to all those victims.
Go talk to their families.
They're crying.
This is
the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard in my life.
To bring it up to me?
Mm-mm.
I just...it sickens me.
I get in trouble,
but the men don't.
It's double standards.
- Oh, PK you're talking about?
- PK and your husband.
- And my husband.
He's not
a .....ing soccer player.
He's a lawyer.
- [speaks indistinctly]
And the wife goes,
"No, no, no, not the brain.
Do the .....ing ankle."
She definitely was upset
with them.
Double standard.
And upset with Dorit
and me for laughing.
- Oh, was she upset with you?
- She was.
You and your husband were
just having a great old time
laughing at my .....ed-up life.
I want to apologize for that
dinner, but I can't control
what comes out of their mouths.
- You did.
- No, and also...
- I really can't
I know that Erika
is still upset with me.
We have been texting,
but she doesn't need
to feel like her friends
are laughing behind her back.
I have now seen who she is
as a person and as a friend.
If that's who you want to be
friends with, I don't care.
♪
Coming up...
I envisioned them k*lling me
and then going
and k*lling my kids.
[crying]
No, don't say that.
Please don't cry.
Come on, come on.
No, it's okay.
You don't have to be.
[upbeat music]
♪
Sh...
How do you do this?
No.
[dramatic hip-hop music]
♪ I been the boss,
I been the boss ♪
Kyle.
Hello?
Kyle, it's Erika.
- Hi.
- Hi.
You think
I don't know your voice?
I don't want to have
bad feelings with Erika.
Well, I know it's annoying,
so everybody knows it.
I have apologized, but I know
that it wasn't enough.
You look great.
Nice to see you.
And she's still thinking
about that.
- How are you?
- I'm okay, I'm good.
You are?
Yeah, I'm good.
You good?
There's some positive things
that are happening.
I mean, I'm much more concerned
about Dorit tonight
than I am...
- Can you believe it?
No, I can't.
I don't want to believe it
because this sucks so bad.
I can't even believe it.
Okay.
Now I'm relaxing a little bit.
- Relax.
Okay, cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
- [sighs]
[tense music]
♪
Hi.
You hurt my feelings, Mauricio.
- I'm so sorry to hear that.
- You hurt my .....ing feelings.
I would never want to hurt
your feelings.
The night with PK.
- Oh, with that?
- You know, I'm sensitive.
It hurt my feelings.
- I am very sorry.
This last year
has sucked for me.
- Well, it was a sh...-y year.
- Yeah, sh...-y.
There's no question.
I am sorry.
Thank you.
[door opens]
- Hi, guys.
Rinna.
[door closes]
Yeah.
[laughs] In her glasses.
Why do you look
like "Mad Men"?
- I'm wearing pajamas tonight.
- I love that.
Ooh.
Where am I?
Who am I?
Those pictures of us
are horrible.
Oh, my God.
Every one of us
has a double chin.
I was like, those are
the worst pictures ever.
Thanks a lot.
How blown away are you
with how calm she was today?
- I feel like she's in shock.
- It's certainly not about me.
It's about Dorit,
but I'm shook.
That shook me.
- Guys, we're all shook.
[door opens]
- Hi, baby. Dorit.
Ah.
Hi, my love bugs.
- Oh, we got Dorit.
- She's here.
The break-in
was just last night.
And I think
it's really important
that Dorit surrounds herself
with friends.
Thank you
for coming this morning.
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, my God.
I don't know how she's even
able to leave her house.
I would be paralyzed with fear.
both: Sit.
- Sit, sit, sit.
Sit right here.
No, I'll sit here.
- What do you want?
- I'm gonna have a drink.
- Let's have a drink.
- Okay, you make it, honey.
Yeah. What do you...
Do you want a vodka?
- Yes, please.
- With some soda?
It was a very emotional day
at the house.
And knowing that
my babies are safe
because my husband's assistant
and security's with them,
I thought it would be good
just to get out of the house
so they don't see Mommy
breaking down.
Mo doesn't know the details
that you told us this morning.
Can you...
- I don't know anything.
Can you tell him a little bit
what you told us this morning?
Yes, absolutely.
When PK's out of town,
the kids always sleep with me.
I put Phoenix down in my bed.
I was so exhausted
and so jet-lagged,
and I thought,
"You know what?
I'm so tired."
So you moved her.
I picked her up,
and I put her in her bed.
Thank God.
I came back, washed my face,
brushed my teeth.
I got in bed,
and I grabbed my pillow,
and I was so happy
to be in bed.
And all of a sudden,
I hear the door open.
[dramatic music]
[door opens]
And I thought...
- You're like, "My kids."
- My kids, exactly.
- Of course, yeah.
And then I don't see them,
and I don't see them,
so I get out of my bed,
and that's when I saw
not a little person
but a big person.
When he saw me, he panicked,
and he charged at me,
grabbed me, put me down.
"Get down
on the .....ing ground!
I'm gonna .....ing k*ll you!"
Put a g*n to me,
and I was just hunched over.
- Oh, [BLEEP].
- Yeah.
Hunched over, sobbing,
going, "Please.
"Please, I have little babies.
Please, I'm a mother.
"Please, I beg of you.
My kids need me.
"Please, please, please,
please, please.
My kids need me, please."
And I was begging and begging,
and the other guy was going,
"Just .....ing k*ll her.
Just .....ing k*ll her."
- Two men.
- It was two men.
There was one of them that
was collecting all the stuff.
"Where are the .....ing watches?
Where's the .....ing cash?
Where's the cash?"
And then the other guy,
he stood up, and he said,
"Get up.
Show us where everything is."
I said, "Okay."
I stayed very, very calm.
"Take everything you want, but
please don't wake up my babies.
"Please don't let them see you.
Please don't let...
Please don't let them see
their mommy like this."
[soft music]
[crying] All I could think
in my head was,
"I have to do anything
to save these kids.
"They need their mommy.
Don't hurt them.
Don't hurt me."
[sniffles]
I thought, "This is it.
I'm gonna die."
- Yeah.
He's gonna pull
the trigger," and then...
I envisioned them
k*lling me
and then going
and k*lling my kids.
[crying]
No, don't say that.
I have to figure out
a way to move on.
You need to get
in therapy, Dorit.
- I know.
- Right away, right away.
You got to talk to somebody.
- Right away.
- I know.
And look, we're your friends,
and we're gonna be there
for you.
And we will help you
every step of the way.
[dogs barking]
- What do you mean?
- It's okay.
Go find out
what that is, Kyle.
I'm begging you.
- Hold on. I have security.
Why are they barking?
I've never heard
your dogs bark like...
- My dogs always bark.
- It's okay.
Honey, they always bark, and
I have people answer the gate,
and I have security here.
- It's fine.
- Babe, don't cry.
Please don't cry.
Come on, come on.
No, it's okay.
You don't have to be.
No, it's okay.
Dorit's a strong woman,
obviously.
She saved her children.
So I have every hope
that she's going
to get through this.
It's going to take
a lot of work.
Hi.
- Thanks for coming.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, that's so scary.
I just brought you
a little something.
I didn't know what to do.
- Oh, that's so sweet.
That's really sweet.
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I mean,
I had just spoken to you...
- I know.
- In the afternoon.
The kids were doing karate
in the back, and...
- This was...
- Seemed like a normal day.
Five hours
after I spoke to you.
- They thought you were gone.
- I hadn't posted anything.
Yeah, Garcelle.
They had a g*n to her head.
Yes.
♪
He picked me up.
One of them behind me
the whole time, holding me.
"Don't you dare .....ing look."
"I won't look."
And this is...After 20 minutes,
I said, "Guys, you took a lot.
Get out now
while you can, please."
That's amazing, Dorit.
You're gonna get in trouble
if you don't leave now.
- Wow.
- You guys got to leave now.
They took high-value bags
and jewelry,
whatever they could fit
into the comforter.
There were irreplaceable items
that they took,
but it doesn't matter
to me whatsoever.
I said, "Please don't take
my cell phone, please."
He said, "Count to 40.
I will leave your phone
by the gate."
- Wow.
- Yeah.
And he left.
- Wow.
- And he did.
And they did.
[crying]
I will always thank God
for protecting me and the kids.
[sniffles]
I don't care
about the material stuff.
I don't care.
I never will.
[sobs]
I don't care.
[sniffles]
I called 911.
I was sobbing.
Then I waited
for the police to come,
and then 4:00 in the morning,
they were there.
Oh, my God.
And it's almost like
you're out of your body.
You now float away because
the danger's not there.
Last night after all of this,
I called PK.
He told me.
He said, "The second
I heard your voice, Kyle,
I started crying."
- Oh.
- He must've been freaked out.
- He was crying.
He was freaking out.
He was on the phone to Kyle.
You can see with Dorit
that the shock is wearing off
and that what happened to her
is finally settling in.
You guys, dinner is ready.
- Okay.
- Oh, there's dinner?
- Yes, there's dinner.
I have it served here.
Okay, great.
I like this, you guys.
It's very casual.
That's chicken with arugula
and then asparagus.
Forgive me for clutching
at my bag over here,
but Garcelle got me this
beautiful protective crystal.
I don't know why
I feel better with it.
Oh, how wonderful.
You know I love crystals
and sage.
I didn't know that.
Dorit, you're stronger
than any of us.
I'm gonna say that.
- I agree.
You are stronger
than any of us.
Absolutely.
[cell phone rings]
You landed?
I just got at the airport.
- Of course.
- She's right here.
Can you come
straight to my house?
[soft music]
[dogs barking]
- That's PK, honey.
- That's PK, oh, good.
[door opens]
PK.
♪
They're okay, Bubba.
They're okay.
[soft music]
♪
[dogs barking]
- That's PK, honey.
That's PK, good, oh, good.
♪
They're okay, Bubba.
They're okay.
We're okay, my love.
We're okay.
You promise?
I promise. The kids are okay.
I'm okay.
I promise you.
- Mm. Hi, girls.
- She's a rock star.
Rock star, PK.
I know.
That's what worries me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Hello, darling.
- Love you, PK.
- Love you.
- Remember everything's okay.
- You're not okay.
I'm okay.
I promise I'm okay, baby.
I'm okay, baby.
I'm okay.
Please stop it.
Don't do it, Bubba.
I promise you,
the kids are okay, I'm okay.
Keeps going around my mind
what could have happened.
Do you know what I mean?
- PK, that's right.
We can't do that, Bubba.
We're not even gonna
go there.
- And it didn't happen.
- Sit down, Bubba, sit down.
You sit down.
- So impressed.
- She...
- Aw.
- It's okay. It's okay.
I can't stand
the fact I wasn't there.
I know.
PK's so strong,
but when it comes
to matters of the heart,
he's not as strong as I am.
Don't tell him that.
[crying]
You know what, PK?
I have a feeling that maybe
it's probably better.
Oh, yeah,
it's definitely better.
- Mo?
- Mo, come in.
I'm fine, Bubba, I'm fine.
I just was...
- It'll be okay.
- Hello.
Hi, man.
How are you?
How you doing, my man?
I missed you.
I'm all right.
You?
You made it home.
I spoke to you last night.
Before all this sh...
I know,
literally hours before.
And this morning, you know,
I was sleeping.
It was, like, 6:00,
I heard the phone, but it was
on a vibrate, you know?
And you know
when you're not awake?
So I leaned over, and I saw
you'd called a few times.
I called her back.
And then obviously she was,
you know, very upset,
so I didn't get to what
had happened straightaway.
So your mind goes
to terrible places.
You're like, "What?
Oh, my God."
I said,
"Are the kids all right?
Are the kids all right?"
And then Dorit explained
what had happened.
It was very difficult
to process.
And I'm all this way away.
- Yeah, she's cool.
- She's gonna be fine.
- My husband's there.
- She'll be fine. I'm home.
I remember crying
at the airport in the lounge.
But, yeah, I made it home,
and we're okay.
We're gonna get through this.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Anything, my love.
Anything you want.
I feel really conflicted
about having
Harry's birthday tomorrow.
- No.
- Seriously, PK...
My love, listen to me,
in my religion,
we never cancel
a happy occasion
for a sad occasion.
- Are you sure?
- That's just not done, yeah.
Is that right?
I didn't know that.
So, in other words,
I'm not letting these guys
ruin our .....ing life.
Okay.
[indistinct chatter]
It's only been two days.
I just want to get
to the other side.
- Come on, let's go.
- All right, let's go.
All right, I'm going.
I know it's not
gonna happen overnight,
but I know
that I can get there.
Dorit, you're
very strong, girl.
Very, very, very strong.
Bye, love you!
Love you so much.
Come on.
Let's get you home.
Oh, God, PK.
[smooches]
- You feel all right?
- [sniffles]
Just get you to sleep.
I'm just gonna find my phone.
Hmm, that's strange.
My phone and my earbuds.
[sniffles]
I'm just gonna get my phone.
Left my phone.
[distant siren wailing]
[sniffles]
[sobbing]
♪
[siren continues wailing]
♪
This season
on "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills"...
[all cheering]
Yay. Cool.
[cheering]
- Oh, God.
I'm already over it.
México, here we come.
Aah!
[all scream]
[shell blaring]
both: Aah!
[BLEEP].
Hello, lover.
all: [chanting] Get the bag.
It's $5 million.
[cash register bell dings]
Do you take credit card?
Visa?
I'm having a lot of sex.
I thought
it was yoga clothes.
Never, ever listen to casual.
Hi.
Diana, you're giving me
Brigitte Bardot vibes.
- Yeah.
- Cheers to Diana Jenkins!
That is a lot of Cartier.
Oh, that one I like.
Thank you so much.
It's called nouveau riche.
I think
you're a soulless person.
You need a new villain?
Here I am.
There was a lot more said
that was very dark.
Watch your back
with your new friend.
Oh, my God, I'm lit.
Oops.
[echoing laughter]
Pick your antidepressants,
or you drink,
but you can't do both.
You want to be
on the side of the victims
'cause you think that's cool.
What I'm telling you...
I don't think it's cool.
I don't give a [BLEEP]
about anybody else but me.
Is that to make Erika look
bad, or is that out of...
Erika, I don't have
to make you look bad.
You can do that on your own.
If we're gonna talk
about Erika's behavior,
are we gonna talk
about everybody in this group?
For a year and a half,
I've been .....ing pummeled.
Okay, so that's why you want
Kathy to be called out.
Yes, it is, actually.
You said some things
about this sister of yours.
I'm sorry, Kathy, you're not
gonna get away with it.
[crying]
I feel like you hate me.
Kyle...
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12x01 - The Break-In
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Focuses on the personal and professional lives of women who live in or near Beverly Hills, California.
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