01x07 - I'm impressed by how famous I am

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PROPS SHUT UP

TAKE IT EASY

Ma'am, it's late.

You can't see where I'm "hided."

But let's play from here to here.

When are you coming to the restaurant?
It's a hit. People go gaga over it.

Over what?

The concept, baby.

The heaven and hell thing?

It was my idea. Of course.

I didn't know it was already a hit.
That's good.

Maxi's organizing a special club night,
and they want you as guest of honor.

-Can I confirm?
-Sure.

-Is there cash in it?
-Yes, all set. Don't worry.

-What about the dance school?
-That too, hon.

We're opening a branch in Paraguay.

Easy with the Paraguayan partners,
you just met them.

We should wait.

This is pure amplification.
Have some faith.

Who is that guy?

-The new chauffeur. You haven't met?
-Great guy.

Do we okay that show on cable?
They want both of you to host it.

On the show, the idea is
to poke at each other a bit,

play around.

Plus, you need money, right?

Yes, but I'm waiting on this movie.
If I get it, I'd rather act.

What if you don't get it? Huh?

If I don't get, I'll see, Mom.

Take off your glasses and look at me.

-Go on.
-What?

Wake up, girl. You're clueless.

I need you to change your attitude.

I don't know if I want us
to work together right now, Mom. No.

We can't keep putting it off.
They're waiting for an answer, Sofi.

I'll get back to them some other time.
I can't right now.

-Good job.
-I'm going to hide this one.

Then I'll hide this one.

Hello.

-Hello, beautiful.
-It's Grandpa!

Grandpa's here
Whoa, whoa

Do you want the amber I promised you?

Sweetie, we're very happy
to have you on the network.

-Here's today's setup.
-Thank you.

-Any questions, I'm here. I'm Gabi.
-Thank you, king. Really.

Have you heard from Sofía?

We've been looking for her
but we can't find her.

No idea.

Don't worry.

-Can you give me my phone, Galito?
-Yes.

The idiot won't answer.

She never does and--

Hi, I'm here.

I was calling you, honey.

Is everything okay?

Hey? Did something happen?

Hey.

The sitter bailed on me,
and my f*cking phone's broken.

-But you're okay?
-Yes, everything's fine.

Maybe you should try to start your day
before noon, you know?

Hand me that eyeliner.

First day of work, baby.

-What's wrong with you?
-Girls, we're on in ten minutes.

You have your sheets.

Our topic is, "Have you ever
seen your parents making love?"

Have I?

I have!

You? What are you saying, dummy?

Not my parents,
but that boy from Mar del Plata.

-Who? You're making that up.
-You don't remember?

You met a gorgeous,
green-eyed boy from Mar del Plata?

-No.
-Me neither.

-You liar!
-You assholes have selective memory.

This is just what I want.
This playful energy.

-We've always been partners in crime.
-Always.

I'll come get you soon.

We'll pop a bottle later, right?

So I tell her,

"Please, Mom, don't sleep with that boy
the night I'm staying."

"Of course not, darling.
Don't worry. You're my daughter."

And that night, I go to the bathroom,

and those assholes are going at it,
and I was disgusted!

You guys are b*mb together.
Is Sofía happy?

She should be.

It's a great job and it pays great.
If she's not happy, she's an idiot.

Relax, honey.

Listen, you know she has a problem, right?

She needs to ask for help and fix it.

Okay?

Okay.

-We're almost there, Mo.
-Thank you, my darling Coco.

Absolute "momentism".

Before you speak,

before you speak about
someone who's no longer here

and left us a short time ago,
wash your mouth, Moria Casán.

Excuse me. Someone who's not here?

I said you weren't at your best

because last week
you were sad about your grandmother.

I wanted to remind you
that if your grandma--

I don't need you to remind me
of my own life!

…so you can't have been at your best.
Then don't lie, Silvina "Stupid-ero".

And don't drag your dead grandmother
into this, you clown!

Don't underestimate people's intelligence.

I'm saying that
if your grandmother died last week

and you were sad,

you can't say
you're living your best life.

You're taking us for fools,
and you're a liar.

Shut up, lumpen props.

Shut up.

Thank you.

Well, tonight is a special night

because tonight we have with us
the real deal,

the one and only, the iconic La One!

Moria Casán!

Come on up, Moria!

Come to the stage.

Go on, girl. We're showbiz women.

Hello!

Goddess!

Gorgeous, simply gorgeous.

Well, thank you for
this wonderful and loving welcome.

So loving.

I'm so happy and proud
to be the guest of honor

of this place full of gays!

-Love you, Moria!
-Go, Moria!

I know what you all go through.

I know what they do to you all.

I know the struggle.

That's why I never say marginalization.

No. I say "mar-genial-ization."

There's a spiritual synchronicity
between all of you and me for life.

-I love you, Mother Mo!
-Wow!

Me too, Momma!

-We love you!
-And I love you!

-And I love you!
-Moria! Moria!

Moria! Moria!

Queen!

To put an end to all this sentimentality,
I'm going to put you to the test, girls.

-If you want to cry…
-Cry!

-Cheeky girl.
-You clown!

-Props?
-Shut up!

It wasn't champagne, it was…

Warm cider!

You geniuses! I adore you!
You beautiful, divine girls! Mwah!

Here you go.

LIVE - #MORIAVSTHEWORLD

I'm going to talk to this couple
who danced so much.

I didn't like what I saw at all.
Not one bit.

That girl is so…

-No, no.
-What the hell?

Mo, you've gone viral.

Where, honey?

-What are you looking at?
-Look.

Let me see. Twitter?

-"Moria's savage."
-Let me see.

-"#TeamMo #Judges."
-You're kidding me.

"I love this woman. #AbsolutelyNot".

-"#TouchOfWhat"!
-I'm impressed by how famous I am.

-"You're one of a kind."
-I'm #OneOfAKind.

"The Queen schooling everyone. #OhHey."

-No, wow. Can I see?
-Look.

"The smartest woman in showbiz.
Genuine, direct. Queen."

I'm the queen!

Because I'm a showbiz woman.

Actually, a showbiz hermaphrodite.

-Totally.
-That's me.

I'm a g*y guy. A big showbiz q*eer.

-Oh yes. A gorgeous h*m* woman!
-Totally, honey. I love you.

-A gorgeous h*m* girl.
-Yes!

-A gorgeous h*m* girl.
-#GorgeousHomoGirl.

Deal with it.

That's a stunning picture. Stunning.

-That's a great pic. You know what?
-You're already a meme everywhere.

That's a picture
that should be framed on the wall.

-It'd be stunning.
-I'll arrange it. It can hang there.

Oh, you're a miracle worker, Mai.
I'm being serious, you know?

Go on, darling.

Just keep going.

I can't believe it.

What's wrong, Frida?

-The forecast calls for sun.
-The forecast is always wrong.

But this is something else.

There's something weird in the house,
in the garden.

Frida, don't be a drag, honey.

It's a passing cloud. It'll blow over.

I don't get it.
Am I the only one who sees things here?

Come on, Frida.

-What is it, César?
-Hi, Morita.

Any news from Sofía?

No. I tried her phone and her house.

I don't know what to do.
Should I call Juampi? You tell me.

Go on.

Juampi, honey. Are you with Sofía?

I can't find her anywhere, you know?

Will you call me if you hear from her?

Kisses. Bye, honey.

Relax. Maybe she fell asleep.

Asleep?

Are you kidding me, Galo? Please.

This is not how things are done.
It's not acceptable.

Hi, sorry.

You're apologizing? Don't apologize.

Don't make me look for you
all over the city.

I don't want to call your friends anymore.

My phone died.

Your phone died? I see.

I asked you to please be on time
to your job.

-I'm here. It hasn't started.
-What happened?

-Wake up!
-Don't yell at me.

You know why I'm yelling?
I'm yelling because you've got some nerve.

That's why.

Don't you dare f*ck with me. You hear?

Will you be able to work or not?
I never know with you.

You deserve worse.

Girls, sorry. We have to go on.

Are you ready?

I'm not doing the show. I'm not doing it.

Look at the act this g*dd*mn brat puts on.

Look! I won't stand for it anymore.

Get out of here. Leave.

I don't want to see you.
I don't want you here! Go!

You insolent, rude girl!

Are you okay?

Peachy.

What is it, César?

Did you see it?

Some footage was leaked from the show.
It's being played everywhere.

Footage of what?

It's you chewing Sofía out at the studio.
It's a disaster.

They shouldn't leak that without asking.

I'm calling the network right now.
I'm mad as hell.

Is that okay?

No, no. No.

Let everyone hear she was late, okay?
That she's a flake.

Let her deal with the shame.

Work needs to be taken seriously.

Goodbye.

That f*cking brat.

Baby?

I'm here.

Are you sleeping?

No.

-Gently, okay?
-Yes.

Really gently.

Really gently.

I like it like that.

Gnomes?

Gnomes.

Gnomes, ma'am.

They guard the home
and ward off bad energies.

A friend who studies gnomes
brought them over this morning.

-Ever seen the sky like this?
-Frida, we talked about this.

Believe it, or don't.

Mm-hmm.

-Excuse me. Call if you need me.
-Thank you.

Did you call Sofía?

No.

She hasn't called either.

It's been… two weeks?

I guess that means
she doesn't need anything.

It was too much, girl. You went too far.

Everyone saw. Everybody saw it.

I set boundaries.

She pushed me over the edge.
And I can't have that.

Okay, but we both know she has a problem.
Can we agree on that?

Okay, then.

She's old enough.

She has a husband. She has a daughter.

-How long do I have to nurse her?
-But she's your kid.

I can't stand when people,
even my kid, have no respect for work.

-Don't be so strict…
-Listen, honey.

I know when to do another line
and when to stop.

I can handle it perfectly.

Okay?

Really?

What is this, honey, a pop quiz?

Please. After all those years?
Do you think I'm stupid?

No, dumbass.
You're tough, girl. You're tough.

You can't seem to empathize.
You only see things your way.

I don't feel guilty at all, honey.

I have no regrets.

And if this means
I won't see my daughter again,

or little Helena,

then that's how it's gonna be.

What is it that makes you
so angry, my darling?

That she can't handle it.

Morita, my queen.

Okay, let's go to Paraguay.

I'll host the event,
and we'll come back that same night.

What do you think?

Cha-ching. Private plane, Cristal.
Everyone's happy.

You know what I think.

-You don't trust me.
-I do.

But I don't trust the others.
I wouldn't do it, but it's your call.

It's Sofía.

Hi.

What do you need?

I can't talk right now. We're working.

We'll talk later.

-Want to do this another time?
-No. I want to finish now.

Just one more signature here.

Great.

Thanks, honey.

Thank you.

I'll walk you out.

Okay. Thanks, Galito. Bye, queen.

-See you.
-Bye, honey.

Coco, I'll leave these here, okay?

Hi, Sofi.

Hi, Susi.

-The lady's handbag goes in the front.
-Okay.

Hi.

Hi.

I won't take up too much of your time.

I've been in recovery for two weeks, Mom.

I'm not going back to the show, I can't.

You really hurt me.

You exposed me on every show on TV.

I can't believe you can say
such awful things about someone you love.

I think it's immoral.

I'm a mom too.

You don't do that to a child.

You set some boundaries with me,
but you went too far.

I'm going through a process right now.

And that process also involves
keeping my distance from you.

Okay.

I need us to keep our distance
because we're hurting each other.

You too should purge yourself
of the shitty people around you.

You're like some demented king
in Leloir, Mom.

I'm off. Good luck in Paraguay.

What do we do?

Should we go anyway?

Let's go.

A warm welcome to Paraguay,
dear Moria Casán.

-We're so happy to have you.
-Thank you very much.

-Sorry. How are you, Moria?
-Very well.

I'm Enrique, the jeweler.

Hi, Enrique the Jeweler. How are you?

It's an honor to meet you.

You like them?

These? Beautiful, honey. Regal.

Fit for a queen like you.

-It looks beautiful.
-Of course.

Can we take a picture
with you, Moria? Look here.

Jewelry in the frame.

A bit higher, honey.
Yes, they're in frame, darling.

Thank you.

Just know that I'm at your disposal.

Can we take one with the congressman?

Of course!

Nice to meet you, Congressman.

-A pleasure.
-Moria!

Galito.

We need you to clear
the dressing room, please,

so Moria can get ready.

-Thank you.
-I love you, Moria. I love you.

-Just some privacy, okay? Thanks.
-Thank you.

Are you okay?

No. I feel weird.

We have to start the event.

-We're coming.
-Thanks.

-We can delay it.
-No.

We'll leave once it's over.
Straight to the plane and home.

-I'll check everything.
-Great.

Check. Go ahead, check.

-Let's go.
-Okay.

They should be here by now.

True.

Do you need anything?

I want to leave.

-Good evening, sir.
-Our car?

On the way. Just a few minutes.

-Thank you.
-Of course.

It's coming.

-What's that?
-Don't know.

Good evening, ma'am.

Evening, Officer. Is there a problem?

-You were reported for jewelry theft.
-No, this is a misunderstanding.

-Don't interfere, sir.
-Don't what?

Relax.

Call César and ask him
to find the best lawyer in Asunción.

-Yes.
-What is that?

Relax. You stay calm.

-Please.
-Everything's fine.

-I'll call you.
-This way.

I don't know where.

-Thank you very much, ma'am.
-You're welcome.

Hello. I'm Miss Casán's lawyer.

Moria. Nice to meet you, ma'am.
I'm Miriam Acosta, the lawyer.

I've spoken to your team.
I'll represent you.

Pleasure. No need to be so formal with me.

Okay, thank you.

We're doing everything we can
to get you out as soon as possible.

In all honesty, the case is a mess.

-It's a circus.
-Right?

I've been told
they made you sign a document

saying you could wear
the jewelry at the event

and that you'd be liable
in case anything happened.

That's a common tactic
used to collect an insurance payout.

-What we need to do right now…
-When am I getting out of here?

Officer.

-Do you have a strategy?
-Yes, but we need to…

-What's going on?
-Look what I found.

The cocaine possession
triggers a new charge.

And now, the potential sentence is severe.

How severe?

Five years, at least.

You know I studied Law, right?

No.

I always talk about it.

I went from the steps of the Law School
to the El Nacional Theater in a day.

I have lived many lives, hon. Many.

-Moria.
-Mm-hmm.

This is serious.

Five years is the minimum?

Okay.

So what do you want us to do?

Tell them I'm actively using.

Tell them that.

I, the worst of all women.

Judge me.

I dare you.