15x19 - Fiji

[bunniefuu]

- M.J.: Previously on "The Real World"--

- Shavonda, she blows me away.

I mean, she's so incredible, sweet, and beautiful. Uh!

- Landon, no!

- Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.

I love boys.

They're just so fun.

My sexuality--how strong it is, it's part of who I am.

- Come on, come on, come on.

- I like look at the brochure, I'm like, "Oh my god,

where are we going, where are we going?"

Fiji!

- ALL: [cheering]

- ♪

- This is the true story--

- --of seven strangers--

- Oh my God!

- --picked to live in a house--

- --work together, and have their lives taped--

- --to find out what happens-- - I'm over it.

- --when people stop being polite.

- Oh shut up.

--and start getting real.

- ALL: "The Real World: Philadelphia"!

- [bell dings]

- ♪

- We're about to fly more hours than we work in a week.

- Pysche, I'm going to [bleep] [bleep] Fiji.

- Fiji. - Fiji.

- If I am able to pack all my stuff in this,

I will be so proud of myself.

- How many bathing suits do you have, Sarah?

- Three.

- This is overwhelming.

- ♪

- M.J., are you down for skinny dipping?

Are you down for skinny dipping when we get there?

Towards the end, we're all just gonna run in the ocean?

- Yeah.

- ♪

- SHAUN: I miss you.

- I miss you, too.

- SHAUN: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [laughs] I know that Shaun loves me and he cares about me.

And I care about him.

But I'm living my life as Shavonda.

I'm not living my life as Shavonda with Shaun.

- SHAUN: So on your trip to Fiji, I totally--like

honest to God, I want you to have the best time that you can.

- Well, let me tell you this then.

[laughs] How you feel about me skinny dipping?

- SHAUN: Please don't do that, babe.

- Oh, are you serious?

- SHAUN: Why would you wanna skinny dip?

- We're all gonna skinny dip at the very end.

I've been honest with Shaun since day one.

At least I have a clear conscience later

when I get home.

- SHAUN: I'd rather them not see you naked, but--

- Oh my God, Shaun.

- SHAUN: No, I'm just saying, that I'd rather like them not

see you naked.

- Ugh.

- ♪

- [horns honking]

- ♪

- Alright, let's giz-go!

Let's go to Fiji!

- Let's go to Fiji!

- Let's go, let's go!

- ♪

- I'm so ready to go to Fiji right now.

- I am open to just about anything that's gonna happen

in Fiji.

When you go and you're on vacation, you know,

like what happens in Fiji stays in Fiji, so--[laughs]

- What if I forgot something? - Bye, home!

- See ya! - Bye-bye!

- [indistinct chatter]

- This is the first time Karamo's not late

for a road trip.

- [laughs]

- [applause]

- Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

- He's like the first one out.

- We can be on our own time sometime,

but not for a freaking trip.

- [laughs]

- I don't know where Fiji is. [laughs]

I think it's by Australia or something,

I think I heard someone say.

- Nothing is near Fiji.

Like literally, nothing is near it.

- ALL: [cheers]

- Let's get out the bus! - Get off the bus!

- ♪

- I have my hair straightener, I have my hairbrush.

- [airplane whooshes]

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- We are on our way to--it's an island.

Robin Crusoe Island.

I've never taken a resort vacation.

I've never taken a vacation at all,

so being here in Fiji and--it's absolutely beautiful.

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- Everybody says "bula" which means hello

or it's a greeting in Fijian.

- [singing in Fijian]

- ♪

- ALL: Bula!

[cheering]

- ALL: [screaming]

- Bula!

- Holy cannonballs! - Holy cannonballs!

- Thank you.

- Oh, we have to get off in the water?

- ♪

- Robinson Crusoe Island is gorgeous.

- Wow.

- It is...not what I expected.

It's a resort.

But it's a very rustic, primitive resort.

You stay in burrows, instead of hotel rooms.

The bathroom is a communal bathroom.

The shower, it's a bucket.

- Yeah, go get water.

- Oh, okay.

- Put your hand you put it up.

- One, two, three.

- Ah you guys--your room is really nice.

- Yeah, dude!

- What's your guy's like?

- Awesome.

- [indistinct chatter]

- This is so, so cool.

- I feel like we're on "Gilligan's Island."

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- The sunset is gonna be so pretty here.

- Yes. - We're going to the bar.

- ♪

- Two beers, please.

Where's Sarah? - Don't know.

- She's over there, she's over there.

- I don't--

- [indistinct chatter]

- Trying to get laid. - Whatever, just--

- I know, she tries hard--

- Oooh.

- Sarah is definitely on a mission to get some kind of

action, and she's definitely scoping out the place for...

the most willing cutie.

- Freddie's really cute.

He's blonde, and he has good teeth for a British guy.

On top, Willie.

- Always.

Always, unless I'm drunk. [laughs]

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- We're having a Polynesian show.

The guys are hot, and they're doing these loincloth,

fire-breathing dances.

And the women do dances--the hula-type dances.

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- Wanna go get a drink?

Let's go get a drink.

- ♪

- She's fierce.

- What do you want?

- Um, are you gonna buy?

You're the best person here, you know that?

This is neat.

- ♪

- [crowd cheering]

- Come here.

Girl's got needs, that's all I have to say.

Got needs, you know?

I'm on vacation, and I'm gonna try to take advantage of that.

End of story.

- [crowd cheering]

- ♪

- It's the most bizarre thing in the world,

but he just doesn't wanna have sex.

- What's the matter, Sarah?

- Someone wouldn't have sex with me.

- Are you serious?

- I don't even wanna talk about it.

This is just horrible.

And now like what am I supposed to do?

Am I supposed to like--

- Not have sex tonight.

- Yeah, like what am I supposed to do?

- You can jack off.

- I'm supposed to go home with one of his friends?

- You can hump a pillow. - I think I will.

I think I'll go home with one of his friends.

- Whatever you go, Sarah, just don't forget to lock the door.

- ♪

- I know that, right now, I'm being out of control.

I know that.

But that's just what I do every once in a while.

It's just the way I am, and I don't really give

a flying a [bleep], to be honest.

You wanna come out and dance?

- Go and dance, Sarah. Go and dance, man.

- Sarah has her eye on the prize.

And the prize is one of these European boys.

And she's working it, you know?

Hanging out with one guy, getting to know him for about

minutes, I don't know.

Taking him back to the bungalow. - And what was your name?

- Peter. - Melanie.

- ♪

- [knocking at door]

- SARAH: Yes?

- Can I come in?

- SARAH: Um, hold on.

- Hi, I just need to get something.

- Oh, it was you.

- Where'd the guy go?

- Oh my God, he just ran away.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- Oh my God. - He ran out like a squirrel.

[laughs]

- You are the worst.

- He escaped!

- Aren't English men capable of screwing people?

What is wrong with Britain?

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- The moon is lit from the bottom side.

- Oh my God.

- I've never seen it like that.

- That's so cool.

Wait, that's how it happens.

So I knocked on the door, and I'm like, "Sarah,

I need to come in."

So I go in, I go straight to my backpack.

And I see like--I feel the wind.

And I'm like, "Whoa."

He ran out, Landon, he ran out.

- Which guy was it, because there's been a couple tonight?

- He was wearing a black shirt, I think.

- Ooh, Sarah.

- Here's the funny part.

Sarah thinks we're leaving tomorrow.

But we're not, we're staying an extra night,

so she's gonna have to see all these boys tomorrow.

If she gets another guy, it'll be the third try tonight

on Robinson Crusoe Island.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- ♪

- Finally, I'm with Alex.

We make out, but I don't have sex, so--

- Alright, girl, we need to talk.

It's easy to let the Fijian atmosphere

kind of wash over you.

And romance takes ahold of you.

I like you.

- I like you, too, I just--

- I don't want you for the hookup.

You know, I--I think of you as more than that.

My feelings are still left there, you know?

You know, if you really aren't, you should just tell me.

- No, because like I'm starting to be like mm, you know?

Maybe, you know?

But like--

- Maybe what?

- Maybe I don't know.

I just think maybe.

- I think what's different is the fact that we're in an

absolutely beautiful location.

- Mm-hmm.

- And all I wanna do is...

kiss you. - Be with someone.

- So what do you want?

Do you stay in here tonight?

- Landon is my boy.

I'm attracted to him, and like him.

And I like being with him, and I love cuddling with him.

But I don't think I'm up there yet.

See ya tomorrow.

- ♪

- Good night.

- LANDON: Good night.

You know, I wanted things to be very romantic and just doesn't

seem like it's gonna happen.

- ♪

- ♪

- What guys? Oh, the dudes from last night?

- MELANIE: --there like, "Not to be rude,

but any of us can't come"--I'm like.

I knew she was just trying to get laid,

but I thought maybe possibly she might care about what these guys

are saying about her.

- I mean, like I think--I think it's good that you said that--

- I don't know if somebody would--

- She needs to watch herself tonight, you know,

like--if she wants to have a good time--

- --I'd wanna know, you know?

I know a lot of these people are probably thinking that she's

a sl*t, and she's really not.

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- [whispers] Willie, I don't wanna be here for another night.

- You don't wanna what?

- I don't wanna be here for another night.

- Why? - These young boys.

- They love Sarah.

- All these -year-olds and -year-olds.

Do you know what's funny?

They lied to me about their age, at first.

They all told-- - .

- They all told me they were .

- You wanna talk a walk around the island with me?

- What?

- Wanna take a walk around the island with me?

- Yeah.

- Kinda have to go around here.

We can walk out on the sand dune.

That's what I wanna do. I wanna get in the water.

- ♪

- Let's go lay out.

It's so warm.

- The thing is like I know Mel does care about me a lot.

- Yeah.

- And I think sometimes Mel just--she just gets concerned

with things, like the way people view things.

I hate when there's people who stand over my shoulder and tell

me that I should care, 'cause I'm nuts,

and I just like to do what I wanna do.

- There is a line of whether it's judgmental or not,

you know? - I know.

For a little period of time, I thought maybe we were passed

that point--her and I.

But...I don't know.

The sun sets so early.

- ♪

- I love Fiji!

- ♪

- Mel, Shavonda, and I are gonna go to this very authentic,

like traditional village, and they're gonna put on

a huge ceremony for us.

Bula. - Bula.

- ♪

- I kinda volunteered to be the chief of the ceremony.

Bula!

- ALL: Bula!

- [speaking Fijian]

- [crowd laughing]

- [speaking Fijian]

- [crowd cheering]

- The village is really full of life, there's music,

and dancing, and weird signs of appreciation

by putting baby powder on our faces.

And I was just having a really good time.

And it's just such positive vibe.

- KID: Bye.

- Bye.

- [speaking Fijian]

- ♪

- So, yeah, it was--I asked him right before I went, I was like,

"Do you Bula or clap first?"

- Uh, I always forget that, too.

Now it's just like a beautiful night out, and I don't know,

just...things happen.

- [chuckles]

- That was quick. - [laughs]

- It was really nice.

- It's been quiet, boring, dull.

- They were like really happy to have us.

- I gotta be chief.

- Yeah?

- He was the spokesman.

- Good job.

- ♪

- Mel comes into the main area, and the first people that she

walks up to are all those guys that she so adamantly told me

were saying bad things about me.

And she gets in the middle of them, acts all cutesy,

and acts all, "Ooh, hee-hee-hee."

- [laughs]

- That's rude of her.

If she's my friend, she doesn't go there and tell me, "Oh,

all those people have talked [bleep] about you,"

and the go sit down with them and act chummy-chummy.

You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.

- She's like, "I'm gonna go rub it in Sarah's face."

Mel will say to the day that she dies she is a not

a judgmental person.

But Mel is the most judgmental person I've ever met.

If I wanna be with a guy when I wanna be with a guy,

that's should how--be how it -- is, you know?

- I know.

- I was just wondering if you wanted to have a beer.

- No, she's listening to me.

- She's venting.

- Mel can go [bleep] herself.

She goes and sits down with the people that was talking

[bleep] about me. How dare her?

It takes a lot to really make me -- mad like this.

That's so disrespectful.

- Wow, were you talking about me? [laughs]

- ♪

- ♪

- MEL: What's up?

- Nothing.

- MEL: What's wrong?

Sarah, what's wrong? You're obviously upset with me.

- I just--like you come back from the thing,

and like the first people that you go up to are the people that

were talking [bleep] about me.

- MEL: --say hi to you, they were like, "Hey, hey,

you can't talk?"

'Cause they were talking to me earlier, I was like,

"I'll talk to you," you know?

I really didn't look at them and were like, "Ooh,

these are the guy that Sarah hooked up with."

- I'll let you guys talk.

- MEL: I had no clue in my head that Sarah

would have ever cared.

- This was very hurtful for me to see you like sit down and

like be all chummy with all these people that really,

honestly, blatantly insulted me.

- Yeah.

But you also have to look at that you did hook up

with three of them, you know?

Like-- - Slightly.

- Sarah's a very sexual person.

And, yeah, you can be sexual, whatever, that's fine.

But you don't have to go over the line.

Other people that we live with have said things to you, so--

- Are you trying to make me feel better--

- No. - --by saying that?

I'm just so disgusted with her.

I cannot imagine doing that to a friend.

- But I don't--

- --I say like other people that live with me have

called me a wh*re, is that what you're trying to say, Mel?

- I'm sorry.

I don't know what else to say.

- ♪

- LANDON: Forewarning, Vonda's gonna come over.

- LANDON: It might be.

- I'm willing to put... Fijian dollars on Vonda and

Landon having an intimate moment on this trip here in Fiji.

- ♪

- [heavy breathing]

- ♪

- ♪

- ♪

- Thank you!

- [speaking Fijian]

- [indistinct chatter]

- I'm really excited to go to Sonaisali Resort,

which is supposed to be one of the upscale resorts

here in Fiji.

I'm just ready to see like a real restaurant,

a real hotel room, a real bathroom, hot water.

I'm ready for it.

- I'm excited. - Me, too.

Oh, three beds. - Civilization!

Ah!

- ♪

- I know sometimes, you know, for you,

it's like hard for you to understand when I go out

and go crazy, but that's just the way I am.

I don't feel like I need to give an explanation for that,

and I think you should love me regardless.

- I do, and I don't think--did I ever ask you

for an explanation? - No.

I don't know, I guess it was just the fact that you'd made

a point of telling me that next morning

like those guys were crappy.

- I wanted to let you know what people are saying about

you, because I like to know what people say about me.

That's it. And I am truly, truly sorry for hurting you.

And I tried to convey that to you last night.

You know, I truly am sorry.

I truly am. - I know that. I accept that.

I totally feel that you, you know--wasn't--it wasn't

what I thought it was. - Yeah.

- You know?

- You thought I maliciously like--

- I didn't think you did it maliciously,

I just thought it was kind of thoughtless.

- Okay.

I understand that you think I did something wrong last night.

But I really don't think I did.

- Okay.

- I mean, if I knew talking to people was gonna upset you so

much, maybe I wouldn't have sat down and talked with them.

I hope that me and Sarah can just go back to being friends.

Alright, let's not waste any more vacation time.

- I know, I know.

- [laughs]

- Uh, I have to wash my feet.

- Oh, my feet are disgusting.

- Do they have laundry service here?

- MEL: I hope so, because jeans are disgusting right now.

- ♪

- It was good.

But nothing happened like right away.

Like we were just kissing and whatnot.

Lot of heavy petting.

- But there was just like one--there was at one point

where I just--I was kinda like this, and I woke up.

[unintelligible]

All I could hear was like [slurping sounds].

- M.J. had money on it.

And I had money on it.

I even told Shavonda before we left that we were gonna hook up,

that we were gonna sex.

She said, "We're not having sex."

- Fijian dollars.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- ♪

- SARAH: Next on "The Real World"--

- Bula! - We're in Fiji, relax.

- ♪

- Three! Ah!

- Question: let's say that we all were stranded on an island.

Just the seven of us.

What would we do?

- I'd become a hunter.

Then I'd slit Landon's throat, because he'd be the only other

alpha male.