15x20 - Romantic Getaway

[bunniefuu]

- WOMAN: Previously on "The Real World"--

- SHAUN: Honest to God, I want you to have the best time.

- I know that Shaun loves me and he cares about me,

but I'm not living my life as Shavonda with Shaun.

- ♪

- We're in an absolutely beautiful location.

All I wanna do is kiss you.

- I'm willing to put Fijian dollars on Vonda and Landon

having an intimate moment.

- She said, "We're not having sex."

- This is the true story--

- --of seven strangers--

- Oh my God!

- --picked to live in a house--

- --work together, and have their lives taped--

- --to find out what happens-- - I'm over it.

- --when people stop being polite.

- Oh shut up.

--and start getting real.

- ALL: "The Real World: Philadelphia"!

- [bell dings]

- ♪

- The landscape around the Navua River is unbelievable.

I almost feel like I'm in the Amazon.

- [indistinct chatter]

- We're moving somewhere.

- ♪

- You said we were gonna jump off the thing, right?

- MAN: Just a little bit of water seep through.

When you're going down, just make sure your legs lead the way

when you sit on the tube, don't panic.

We'll collect your tubes, and you can go

jumping off the waterfall.

No drowning!

- [indistinct chatter]

- I personally have a really big fear of water.

If I start to drown, am I on my own or is someone

gonna jump in and get me?

- Gotta get ready.

- Hold on.

- ♪

- Wah!

[laughs]

- [indistinct chatter]

- ♪

- Ah!

- ♪

- Yah!

- ♪

- I'm doing my best just to tell Shavonda that everything's

gonna be okay.

- I'm scared.

He looks at me in the eye and says, "You know,

I'm gonna let anything happen to you, I will protect you."

Landon makes me feel very comfortable with him.

- ♪ I got a taste of the good life ♪

- BOTH: [laughing]

- ♪

- ♪

- Shavonda and Landon seem to...have caught the romantic

bug that's flying around Fiji and have gotten a little more

close to each other.

Very close. [laughs]

- You guys were a party tonight.

- Well, if I get my G-spot.

My drink. [laughs] What?

My G-spot, what?

My drink!

- Landon really cares for Shavonda deeply.

He looks at her like she is a goddess.

- I haven't slow danced since I was like seventh grade--

- When you dance like this.

- Maybe possibly prom.

- [squeal]

- ♪

- ♪

- Bula. - ALL: Bula.

[laughing]

- ♪

- What in the hell?

- Wow!

- Whatever, dude.

- [indistinct chatter]

- Oh my God.

We're about to go sandboarding down like , foot drop.

All I know right now, my feet are burning like hell.

- Ah!

- Oh wow, it is beautiful up there.

- It is gorgeous.

- ♪

- [yelling]

- [laughing]

- Ooh, put a hole in my shorts.

- Alright, let's do it.

- ♪

- ALL: [laughing]

- ♪

- MEL: Landon is psycho.

- [screaming]

- She's flying!

- ALL: [laughing]

- That was so much fun.

- Give her hell.

Here you go, Sarah.

I got a good picture of you.

- WILLIE: I love it here, man.

Let's build a house.

- ♪

- The surf is breaking really rough.

- Whoa, look at that.

- ♪

- We're in Fiji, relax.

- ♪

- Just so we don't feel awkward,

I'm gonna go topless too, okay? - [laughs]

- Sarah's my girl, man.

And I feel like I look up to her in a strange way.

She's like all the way topless.

"I just don't care."

And I'm like, "Mm, no, I'm still not ready."

- I thought she was gonna be topless.

- Me? - You were hoping.

- You wish.

- Bula, buddy.

- Bula, everybody. [laughs]

- Where's Willie, man?

- He was tanning his naked a*s.

- [laughs]

- I'm thinking about going bottomless right now.

- Tan your a*s.

Do it, man.

- I have a white a*s.

I realize this, and maybe I could use some color.

What's another couple square inches?

- Landon, he's got a nice body.

But I never really noticed it before.

All the sudden, like he's a little darker, little tanner.

Muscles look a little nice today.

Oh.

- [screams] - ALL: [laughing]

- Your a*s is so--give me that oil now!

Stat.

- [laughs]

- It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.

- ALL: [laughing]

- He's got a nice a*s.

That's why I did it.

I'll spray you too.

- Look at all these man asses.

- ALL: [laughing]

- Shavonda!

You can do it!

- SHAVONDA: No.

- You're the only one that's left.

- No!

I am a little nervous about taking off my top.

I'll do it.

I wanna do it.

I just don't know when.

- ♪

- ♪

- Bula! - Bula!

- Let's spice this up.

We're gonna play truth or dare.

- Whoo. - [laughs]

- Karamo, truth or dare?

- Oh no, not really into revealing things. Uh, truth.

- How many inches are you?

- [screams]

- ALL: [laughing]

- ♪

- Vonda? - Yes, Landon?

- I want you to French kiss Sarah?

- ALL: [cheering]

- [laughing]

- ALL: [cheering]

- Drop trough, including underwear.

- Ah.

- ALL: [laughing]

- There it is.

It is my turn.

- Vonda, truth or dare?

- ♪

- Dare.

- Make out with me for seconds.

- Whoo!

- One, two, three, four--

- There is lust in the air between two roommates.

- --, .

- I'm disgusted.

- ALL: [laughing]

- ♪

- LANDON: It was like dating.

One girl kissed me like--and she would never use her tongue.

- That's annoying.

- It's like kissing somebody without teeth.

It's like mm, umm.

- [making strange sounds]

- You're a good kisser, Landon. - I think you're a good kisser.

Some girls use tongue, some girls don't.

- I don't stick it down your throat--

- No, I didn't say that.

- Am I good kisser? Am I?

- You are. - Thank you.

- You have full lips.

From the very first day I saw Shavonda,

it was an immediate attraction.

But then I never really considered dating someone like

outside my race.

And then Vonda had said, "Don't you think black girls are

attracted to white guys?"

And I was just like, "Really?"

That's what I told M.J. - Whatever.

- What? - Like ooh.

Vonda's got some full lips. - You didn't know that before?

- Well, I did, but I've never kissed a black girl.

- ♪

- Can I pull out all the hairs that you left in your armpit?

- Would you leave my little hairs alone?

- Yeah, it's pretty disgusting. I wanted to tell you earlier.

- Ah, stop! - I thought it was lint.

- SHAVONDA: No, no, no.

- Those wonder twins disgust the hell out of me.

- They're not so bad. - Yes, they are.

- Y'all so crazy sometimes.

- I just don't understand their whole acting black,

acting white thing.

- It's not about acting black, or acting white.

I already told her, I don't think she gives enough attention

to her culture.

- I think she had some bad experiences with--

- KARAMO: Nonetheless, you're a grown a*s woman.

Please realize who you are.

- One of you guys smells like vinegar.

- Stop it. - Ew.

- You smell that?

- ♪

- Wow, look at this water. - How cool is that?

- ♪

- Uh, that's sea spray, that's it.

- Love it here.

- That's where we're getting on?

- Bula. - Bula.

- [indistinct chatter]

- ALL: Bula!

- Cheers, guys.

- [indistinct chatter]

- Cheers to Fiji.

- ALL: [cheering]

- Merman! Merman!

- [sighs] So nice.

- Look, it's so clear.

- Ahhh!

- Come on, Vonda. - No, I don't wanna go.

- Everybody's doing it!

- Ooh, yeah, about that.

I can't swim against currents.

I'm afraid of tides and monsoons and sharks.

Big bodies of water just scare me.

Please don't make me.

- This is my worst fear ever.

I'm about to put my face into two white men.

Yeah, this is how I wanna die.

Shavonda, the Negros, we gotta get in the water.

- Come on. - It's just so much water.

- Exactly! - It's an ocean. Come on.

- SHAVONDA: Landon, no-- - Come on.

- SHAVONDA: Please don't make me.

- I'm not-- - No, is the boat moving?

- Will you have security in all seven of us?

- Yes, but--while I'm out here in Fiji,

I wanna conquer all my fears.

When would I ever be able to jump into the ocean

in the South Pacific ever?

- We're all jumping off together!

- Holy mackerel.

- [indistinct chatter]

- One.

- ALL: Two!

Three!

[screams]

- [splash]

- The only reason I did it was because I knew my roommates

wouldn't let me drown.

Thanks guys for being there with me.

- You got it. - You gotta go again.

- You're awesome, Shavonda.

- That was fun.

- ♪

- Whoo!

- [thunder rumbling]

- The weather is horrible.

The boat is just way too rocky, it's storming.

And we have to get off this ship and get to land just to make

sure that we're safe.

- [thunder rumbling]

- So much fun.

- Yeah, I'm always like, "Cool."

It was like--

- I don't know, I just found it so fun.

- I am like ah-ah.

- [indistinct chatter]

- Where's Shavonda?

- I think she's over there with the boys somewhere.

- SARAH: Landon's in love with her.

He is.

For real.

- ♪ Summer, summer

♪ Where the night belongs to lust and lovers ♪

♪ In summer, in summer

♪ And I am here to win you over ♪

- [giggles]

- ♪ You will be mine

♪ Unless you

- It is very nice to be sharing this like extremely romantic and

exciting moment with Shavonda right next to me.

This is like honeymoon type--

- I am soaked.

- The coolest tropical lodge ever.

- [squeals] - ♪ You will be mine

- [thunder rumbling]

- ♪

- ♪

- Is it getting blue out?

[gasps] No.

[gasps]

- The storm has passed, my dear.

We wake up this morning, and Botara, it is beautiful.

- Sand treatment?

- Oh, you have sand all over your back.

- The atmosphere, it's so beautiful,

that all you wanna do is to share it with somebody that you

really care about.

- ♪

- It'd be fun to go out in the kayak.

- Wanna do that?

- ♪

- I wanna go!

- BOTH: [screams]

- ♪

- [boat horn blows]

- Boys are du--boys are stupid.

They got in their kayaks, and came out to the island.

They knew what they were doing.

I'm laying there with no top on.

And now the boys are here.

- ♪

- I'm trying to play it cool, but I know that

Landon is like...

"Shavonda's not wearing a top."

- I wouldn't mind seeing Vonda's chest.

- SHAVONDA: [laughing]

Whatever, boys will be boys.

- [indistinct chatter]

- ♪

- LANDON: [sighs] I haven't sat and watched a girl

get ready in so long.

Wow, like watching Vonda get ready just like brought back

a lot of those emotions, like you're in a relationship.

- ♪

- Should I wear these shoes, or should I wear those brown flats

I was wearing?

- I'd stay with the black, wouldn't you?

- What are they wearing?

- LANDON: [sighs]

- M.J.: Oh, it feels weird to wear shoes again.

I've not worn shoes in a week and a half.

We are having our farewell dinner here

at the Sonaisali Resort.

- ♪

- [indistinct chatter]

- LANDON: Honeymooner's delight.

It's so nice to be here with someone you love.

- [laughs]

- I'm just so happy to be here. - I know.

- Cheers to all that.

- Cheers to the path that we all took.

- Oh, that's cool.

- ♪

- This trip has made us all a little bit closer.

- I don't think so.

If anything, it's just opened my eyes about--more about people.

And I can't lie to you though, I have a problem with these two.

- Why is that?

- No, she has a [bleep] boyfriend.

- Exactly, we're on the same page.

- [indistinct chatter]

- Group question, group question.

- Question.

Let's say that we all were stranded on an island.

What roles would we all play?

And who would procreate with the other?

And like what would we do?

Starting with you!

- I would wanna do it with Willie.

- [unintelligible] - For everyone.

- You know what I would wanna do?

I'd honestly probably wanna have his baby and his baby,

because if I were to start a new world,

I would want it to be biracial. - Yeah.

- Yeah, but you have us too. - You could sleep with her.

- [laughing]

- I'd become a hunter.

And then I'd slit Landon's throat.

Because he'd be the only other alpha male to procreate

with Shavonda.

- This is getting creepy.

- [indistinct chatter]

- [laughing]

- KARAMO: I'd hunt. [laughs] - Okay.

I'm caught blindsided by Karamo.

I'm trying to just completely put it out of my head and just

have a good time, 'cause it's such a beautiful dinner.

Mm, mm, mm.

- ♪

- You're gonna make four months into one day.

- You don't. - It's a tenth of it, bro.

- Let's dance. Let's go.

You guys wanna go dance? - No.

- Come on-- - Georgia!

- Let's go dance. - Okay.

- ♪

♪ The moon shines bright

♪ Above, the stars alight

♪ Can I walk you home

♪ Do you live alone

- Cheers. - Cheers to that.

- To us. - To us.

- ♪

♪ Tonight

- Where did Shavonda and Landon go?

- I don't know, I'm gonna go back to the room.

I'm tired. You wanna come? - Yeah, I'll come with you.

I think they're down there.

- Yeah, they're making out.

- No, they're not.

If that's them, they're just standing there.

- LANDON: Should we go and do nothing?

- Okay.

- ♪

♪ You move with grace

♪ Such a lovely face

♪ Your lips will be the death ♪

♪ Of me

♪♪

- ♪

♪ I'm in love

♪ I see your light

♪ Inside

- [laughing]

- You got something dirty.

- Landon, you seem so refreshed this morning.

- So does Vonda.

She seems--she walked in here kind of funny.

- You guys seem like you're glowing.

- [laughing] - I was just gonna say that.

- Did you guys do it?

Come on, just tell us.

- Something did happen.

But I'll let Landon tell you if we did or not.

- I'm joking with you, you know?

I'm happy for you.

- About what?

- Every girl has to lose her flower at some point in time.

What better place than Fiji?

- ALL: [laughing]

- Oh, Karamo's trying to start some drama last night,

and I told him to stop it.

- He's probably upset.

- He was like, "I don't approve...of those two."

- That's why he wants to slit Landon's throat?

- Why in the hell would you tell another roommate that you

wanna cut his throat?

Karamo likes to ruin the mood sometimes.

If something's going good, you can always count on Karamo to

just say something that makes everybody go...

"What? Why?"

He's just like, "No, 'cause Vonda has a boyfriend."

I think you need to sit down and we need to have a circle

meeting, and like you tell everybody.

- Why?

Kissing is bad if you're committed to somebody else.

But, wait, I'm not committed to anybody right now.

So, I really have nothing to feel bad about.

- Well, because...Karamo's wanting to slit

people's throats.

- That's weird, man. - That is weird.

- Who says that? - That's not funny.

- That's just weird.

- ♪

- I don't care that much about Shavonda and Landon.

She's slutting herself out, and it's sad to me.

I'm mad and sad that she's playing Shaun like that,

but whatever.

- ♪

- LANDON: Next on "The Real World"--

- I was like, "Shavonda, Shaun is gonna be

seeing what you've doing."

- And I was like, "Are you serious?"

He goes, "Yeah, I hate her. I [bleep] hate her."

- Why?

- Shavonda is slutting herself out.

- I think I am gonna ask her, "Are you gonna tell Shaun?"

- SHAUN: Who'd you kiss? Landon?

Did you have sex with him?