17x06 - No Friends of Mine

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Previously:

ZACH: Fitz and I

are definitely having some problems because

I want to be manager and she can't handle that.

Zach, you're not going to be manager

'cause I don't want to do anything else. That's what I want to do.

The majority of us have agreed that Zach would be fit

for a management position.

I want to see everybody vote "yes," though,

before we move on.

All in favor?

Okay, it's done.

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Of seven strangers...[laughter]

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When people stop being polite...

And start getting real.

ALL: The Real World: Key West.

I wrote up

as, like, high goals for manager,

how I wanted to create

the right environment for us in the office.

Number one goal that we're already struggling with.

You know, I feel bad for her.

It shows the character of someone like Jose

who's willing to step up

and shows her character. I feel bad for her.

The... you, this is awesome.

I want my position, me as manager,

I want to be the best.

And I want everyone to go, "Wow,

Zach is the best choice to be manager."

It's not just an alternate choice to Fitz.

Fitz, you said

that you were going to contact people about the awnings.

I can just tell you what to do if you want.

But you do have...

Why would you tell him what to do?

Why wouldn't you just do it?

Because I have other things to do.

Then you don't have time to tell him what to do.

I'm in charge of the budget. I have to do the budget.

If I'm going to sit and do my job,

whatever my job is, financial chief whatever...

fine, I'll sit there and crunch numbers all day.

See where we can put our steel drummer, dude.

Okay, so before opening, we need to know

if outside of our storefront, if there could be music.

You need music. You can't have an event

with young people without music.

I know, I want them to be outside.

They can't stand on the sidewalk.

We are going to figure it out.

How do you know the answer to that question?

If some homeless man can play guitar

in front of a store, then I feel that...

Those are two different areas.

You're in an art district.I know.

Okay, well, you know, you have to ask your neighbors as well.

I know, exactly. You're exactly right.

And so, we're going to ask our neighbors as well.

Svetlana is acting like she is the goddess

and that she knows everything.

And I'm getting really, really aggravated by her.

You got the alarm guy. You talked to the plumbing.

We've already got electrical.

Uh, you got Jimmy here from Mystic Tan.

So he's going to install your equipment.

You've done the furniture shopping list already.

Who's in charge of it? Let's go with that.

Who's in charge of the furniture shopping list?

Oh... uh... It wasn't me, but...

But we need to get that done.

'Cause I'm just curious

on how much we're going to spend on all of this.

Yeah.Okay?

We should have a rack of products here.

Personally, I think that that's a waste of space

for putting out products.

I think that's an ideal spot for our products.

What about this? What about right here?

This could be products over here.

So who's going to be in charge of agreeing? I'm not.

It's my decision to say yes or no.

If we want to talk about it, we should talk about it.

No, you're in charge.I realize that.

I'm not going to say he's bad. He's just not a very...

good manager.

I have to go to the bank now.

Bank for you or bank for the business?

Personal bank? Business.

ZACH: Fitz and I

are definitely having some problems because

we can't converse at a business level.

Does anybody else want to go over

what we're getting from Pier ?

JOHN: We're going to Pier to furnish our business.

And I want absolutely no part of this deal because I know

what kind of fiasco it's going to turn into.

Good afternoon.

Oh, this smells so good.

I just want to pull these chairs out, too.

I thought we set chairs for the counter.

No, I meant...You want to stand?

They see the chairs in here, too?

So we've gone to wicker. Yeah.

We can't even decide on wicker versus leather,

dark wicker versus light wicker.

We are unable to make decisions on anything.

Also we get...[glass breaks]

Our Pier shopping trip is about as smooth as a C-section.

[glass breaking]

Ricky gets fed up with our antics pretty quickly.

Okay, don't take this wrong, anybody, okay?

But let's just delegate some tasks maybe, like rugs.

Paula, do rugs. You want to do rugs?

Yes, I want to do rugs.Okay.

Janelle, do you mind being in charge of curtains?

Okay.Would you do that?

Zach and I, I guess, could take care of accessories.Perfect.

So are we pretty much agreeing that our accent color is green?

Green.. That is a very good green.

Is this too green?

No.

Zach and I bounce ideas

off of each other and it's fun.

Interior designisfun.

Now, Zach... What's up?

This may be a little crazy.

Tell me, tell me.

I'm thinking...

Here he goes again.

...candelabra.

You know, instead of the candle.

Product. Oh, God.

...that's scary.

Even though it took us

four hours, we were all able to finally

get the job done.

Oh, how fun.

Don't anyone even touch or say anything.

These are my leaves.

They're my sad leaves.

JANELLE: We're starting to put in the accessories from Pier

and the furniture from Pier ,

and it's starting to look really good.

Bye, guys.

Now you guys for sure have a curtain for me for the store?

Yes.

I think I got a brown one.

Okay, good. That'll work.

They did a good job. It looks pretty good.

The colors, it looks real good, actually.

Very good.

When we first walked into the building,

it was completely bare.

And to see it today

and all the progress we've done in a week's time,

is very exciting.

I'll be honest.

I'm a little impressed with myself today.

[car horn blows]

ZACH: Wait, where are you going?

All right, fine, then I just won't make the "coming soon" sign.

Make the "coming soon" sign.

That's probably more important than the craft store.

She is just basically

completely pissed off

that he's manager and she's not, dude.

Still? Oh, still.

You should... you didn't see today?

She was like, "You know what, Zach?

"Why don't you start asking

and stop telling me what to do?"

Zach is, like, the least...

The least abrasive person

when he gives orders.Completely.

Zach and Fitz have one of the closest relationships here.

I think she's definitely ruining it by acting like this.

ZACH: Today I walked around town,

and you know what I realized?

I realized that...

this is an amazing opportunity.

And I'm not going to let

my frustration over one person get to me.

And...

I want to tell Fitz that, you know?

If we get you guys to somehow just sit and talk,

do you honestly think that solves

the disagreement between the two of you?

That she's really going to stop

and be like, "Okay, wait a minute.

We talked about this. Let me ... before I flip out"?

[groans]

It kills me that it has to be her way or the highway.

And it's not fair. It's not fun. It's not effective.

Yeah, well, I feel like I need to say something to her.

I want to talk to you a sec. No. No!

Yes.

No, I don't want to talk to you.

I have to tell you something.

Listen to what John said.

You just have to deal with me because I am what I am.

ZACH: Whoa, who was eavesdropping on shower talk?

Who was talking louder than life?

ZACH: Whatever. Fitz, just shut up.

No, you shut up.

ZACH: We have such horrible communication

and I blame myself for that.

Right now, in the work environment,

we're breaking down a little bit.

We need to communicate better.

All of us.Impossible.

Well, I don't agree with that.

My job as manager is to make sure we're all on the same page.

I feel that whenever someone wants

to offer you constructive criticism...

Nobody yet has offered me constructive criticism.

I feel like you take it

so much more personally than you should.

Somebody in this house has yet to do that.

When it comes to business,

I've found myself to be very successful

and I don't want to change.

Ricardo.

Hey, what's up?

Me, Fitz and Paula are headed in now.

We're gonna try

and knock out the rest of the decorating

in the tanning booths and wherever else odds and ends

need to get done.

Great.All right, so we'll see you there soon, bud.

See ya.Yeah. Bye-bye.

Is this place going to look awful?

No way.

Looks good?Oh, yeah.

Looks really good.

SVETLANA: I walk into work.

I'm thinking that, you know, nobody decorated here

'cause they look horrible.

There you go, Ricky.Get my

credenza back there looking nice

so when people come in

they know what we're selling.

I would like to see T-shirts.

When people walk into a store

they look at you and what's behind you.

SVETLANA: Ricky came in and said, "I feel like I'm selling candles."

That put pressure on me to make the place look better.

JOHN: Paula and Fitz taken it on themselves to basically

not only rearrange, but return most of the stuff

that the rest of the roommates had spent hours

picking out and buying.

♪ Do what you want

♪ Do what you want

♪ Do what you want

♪ Do what you want

I'm going. I'm going. This is it.

I'm going to Pier and buying new stuff.

I was just trying to help and finish the task.

Did you see the seat covers?

It looks like he has bowling pins.

Look, this matches the, the...

the chairs match that.

Why'd you take that down?

They're all really gold.

Please, can we stop this madness?

John, do me a favor. Don't be like Tyler.

Paula took down your hanging thing.

Well, I'm just

going to tell him that you guys changed a lot. That's it.

♪ You can say what you want

♪ And you can say what you want ♪

♪ And you can do what you want ♪

♪ You can do what you want to do. ♪

[hammering]

JOHN: It was a long day.

A very long day and, you know, we both agree.

I just feel like nothing got, like, accomplished,

you know what I mean? Besides the booths.

That's like the only thing we're making progress on.

'Cause here's what I feel like.

They're gonna be, they're gonna

be so pissed off when they see this.

Everything they did yesterday-- it's not

just that they came and tweaked a few things.Right.

They have... what was, what was there yesterday,

is not there today.

What I have to do is step in.

Matter of fact, I would rather, I would really rather

nobody show up tomorrow.

I'd rather you go back and tell them, "Everybody,

just [bleep] take a day off

take a breath." Letmefinish this.

A lot of people are trying and that's not the point.

I know. But there are a lot of people

trying to do what they want,

not what the team wants. Yeah.

It's a business that needs to be ran,

and nobody's thinking about the business.

Everybody's thinkingAbout themselves.

...about themselves.

JOHN: All right, dudes, here's what's up.

We're not going in tomorrow, dude.

He doesn't want anyone going in because

everything you guys did today--

yesterday, completely undone, dude.

Fitz and Paula went in

and it's, it's all dif... everything has changed.

and it's like, he just wants it to be done.

Fitz called and said that hewanted everything changed.

No. No. No, dude.

No, she wanted everything changed

and she as... she talked to him.

She said, "Well, what if I do this? What if I do that?"

Lying... b*tch.

TYLER: What is interesting is her

lack of ability to tell the truth

or take responsibility for her actions.

I'm not surprised whatsoever

that she would completely lie and manipulate

so she could redecorate the studio.

Does it look good?

I... It's all gold.

It's all gold.

They went to Pier

and got new stuff.

She's getting it.

No, I'm just saying, "You're a [blip] liar."

This is what... this is what...

"I'm glad you got your way, but you're still a liar."

JOHN: This is what I think is the best thing we can do.

When they need to be picked up, you guys should go pick 'em up

and go in, take a look at the place

and see what you think. Yes.

JOSE: I think we definitely do have a right to be mad because

there was no communication.

We didn't know what was going on.

We were all under the impression

they were just going to exchange a couple of things.

Hello, ladies.Hi, guys.

Hi.

Hello.

You guys exhausted or what?

Yeah.

ZACH: I'm like...

"What?"

"What did you do?

"You spent hours and you put gold cushions on chairs?

And the place looks like a wreck."Say it. What?

It looks like a tornado hit it.

You guys ready?

Let's go home.

ZACH: Tyler spent all day yesterday basically decorating...

And... I know. I don't need a...

I know. I know, I know.

The point is why wasn't I called, you know?

'Cause I didn't think it was... Because we woulda came back.

The point is, Ricky said, "What are we selling here?

It looks like

we're selling candles."

He's like, "Fix this. I don't care what you do."

That's the credenza, then.

That's a credenza issue.

Listen, I understand the credenza.

And you want to make it more product, that's fine.

He didn't like the way you decorated.

That's why we needed to change it.

Then call me and get the [bleep] manager to go there.

Then you say you have a manager that you call and you say,

"I understand, Ricky.

"Why don't we call the people

that worked on it yesterday?"

I would have been there.

Jose would have been there.

Tyler would have been there.

Oh, my God, you are such an a*s [bleep].

ZACH: I'm thinking that

she, uh, is so far out of line.

For you to call me an a*s [bleep].

You're talking to me like I wanted to be there.

I didn't want to be there.

It's completely uncalled for.

I didn't want to be there. You understand that?

I am, honestly, I am really hurt.

TYLER: Show me the goods.

There's a new couch

coming in.

Which I'm happy about.

Our wicker, wicker chair is, is out of there.

They put these three fly nets up there.

These nasty-a*s fly nets.

It's okay. I know she didn't take our...

You know Ricky's going to change it all tomorrow.

This is how good she is.

She blamed everything on Rick.

Everything?

Rick walked in, didn't like any of it,

wanted everything changed.

And I was so mad.

She's not talking to Martin.

She's talking to me.

And I was, like...

[laughing]

And I was, like, and I was, like, and I was, like,

"Just so that you know."

The b*tch isn't talking to her boyfriend tonight.

I take away the phone

because I know what she's going to do.

She's going to immediately run for the phone

and talk to that gwosky boyfriend of hers, Martin.

So I hide it

because I don't want her to have an escape route.

We're going to confront her, all of us.

I'm not going to embrace her with

"Hey, guys, I hear you guys did a really good job today."

I heard you guys had quite the workday today.

Please don't yell at me.

I'm not yelling.

I heard you guys worked all day long.

Where's the phone?

What?Where's the phone?

Hey, come here for a sec.

I heard you had a really hard day at work today.

Are you being sarcastic?

Perhaps. That's for you to judge.

Come here.

So, I heard that Ricky was, like,

not pleased with all the furniture.

Is that what happened?

So what did Ricky say?

Stop talking to me like that!

You guys, where's the phone?

I really need to use the phone.

Real quickly, like, so, like,

was he, like...?

Stop doing that! Please tell me where the phone is.

Well, I need to know

because, like, we put in a lot of effort

and so, like, I don't understand why our boss would tell us that

all the work we put in was for naught.

For me, I don't need to hark on this issue today--

this individual issue-- because the problem I see

is not just today.

It's about productions.

Everything we do turns into a big production.

Everything should be, things should be...

Set the pronouns. It's not "we."

Certain individuals.

Our... We are a team, Tyler.

And I want to use that importantly,

because we are a team and you know that.

So we as a collective whole

need to learn from today

that we cannot spend days wiggling things

because right now what's happening

is I'm not getting anything done.

I'm supposed to be the manager,

and I'm supposed to step up and be the person

that everyone's looking up to.

And I need to step up and that's the truth.

Basically, today Jose and I both felt underminded,

Tyler felt underminded.

Regardless of whose fault it was,

to change things, okay?

Ricky said this, you said that.

I find blaming Ricky to be a rather convenient excuse.

No, I'm not blaming Ricky.

And you need to [bleep], like,

occupy your mind with something else

because I was there for hours

and nobody showed up there.

Unnecessarily so.Okay.

Don't try and play victim with us.

I'm not a victim. I'm not.

And stop saying "us,"

'cause you're the only person attacking me.

You're the only person not being understanding.

That's why you pick up the phone...

That's not attack.Yes, you are!

And Paula, too.

Nobody talks to me. It's not right.

Taking the phone is not right.

It's not mature.

Listen.

'Cause I can't get over that.

Listen. I know.

Tyler, come on. Please leave.

Thank you.

TYLER: Svetlana cannot get over the fact that she's not the boss.

Things will not always go the way she wants

and she's pissed.

And unfortunately, this little attitude of hers

is really hurting the morale of the group.

[dialing keypad]

[line ringing]

MARTIN: Hello.

SVETLANA [voice breaking]: Hi.

I want to come home!What's wrong?

What happened?

The way Tyler was talking to me right now, Martin,

I-I can't even explain it to you. I can't!

I have the worst feeling in my stomach. I hate it!

So then come home.

The way he's talking to me.

Like, he takes the phone away like I'm a child!

They all make me feel like I'm a horrible person,

like I'm stupid, and they make me feel like I can't do anything

and because I'm trying to help,

they make me look like I'm being selfish.

And maybe I am.

I don't agree with anything that they do.

Then come home.

I hate it here!

What's wrong?

You can't do that.

What?

You can't do that.

I want to be able to be here and enjoy it here.

I can't enjoy it because I'm stupid.

And it think other people...

No, you're not stupid.

Yes, I am because...

It's the way you've been brought up.

That's how you've evolved.

What do you mean? You don't know anything else.

That's why I think maybe being out of, you know,

the influence of your parents and home and all that

for a while might be good

because you will see how, you know,

things are done other places.

As much as she despises the experience that she's having

right now, this is, I think, in a way

going to toughen up her skin.

This is my advice to you, okay?

If you have a job,

do that job.

Don't, don't go out and try to take all these extra things.

I think that you think that it's like, "Oh, my God,

"I'm sitting here minding my own business doing nothing.

People just attack me."

Do you understand that in a way, unintentionally,

you bring some things on yourself.

You know sometimes Svets can be a pain in the a*s.

I really do enjoy having her here.

And I really don't want her

to be a quitter.

I want to go home.

I feel like if another outbreak happens, that is it.

I was getting ready to run in and disarm the thing.

This looks great.

RICKY: Hey, good morning. Come in.

Does everybody love the place?

I think it looks fantastic in here.

I know you're mad I moved all your stuff around.

No, no.Stop it. You're too easy today.

PAULA: I look around and I fall in love.

I think the salon looks amazing.

Okay, I want to say something.

I was flustered.

So the way I looked at this,

I realized I had seven all-stars.

How do I get everybody here

to actually intertwine and put this talent into one synergy?

I know we can do it.

And I expect y'all to figure it out.

This half the business is y'all's now,

and I expect it to be run professionally every day.

I'm not saying you won't, but I expect it.

♪ This is your wake-up call, wake up now ♪

We are all so opinionated,

and we are convinced

that our ideas are better than anyone else's.

I think that's really going

to lead to problems down the road

when we have to make decisions as a whole.

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JOHN: Elena's an attractive girl,

and she's looking to party,

so I invite her back to our house.

JOSE: John's in the pool with his girl.

I'm with Erin, and she jumps

into the pool naked.

SVETLANA: Paula's ex-boyfriend

beat the crap out of her.

I don't have anybody to go back home to.

I really need you to stop talking to him.

I can't...

TYLER: All right, so, who do I give my official name to?

Who's the business card woman?

Honestly, my name's gonna be all spelled out for you.

It's gonna be Tyler Joaquina Kwan.

[laughter]

Paula, can your last name be Walnuts?

Yes.[laughter, indistinct chatter]

How about Janelle Smell?

Good one.

[laughter]

That's not cute.

That's the worst suggestion I've heard...

Because if you say it backwards, it's Smell Janelle.

[laughter]