17x17 - Let's Get Physical

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Previously onThe Real World...

Will you be all right?

Yeah, it's okay.

SVETLANA: Martin's dad passed.

I didn't expect it to be this painful.

I'll be okay.

Now, where will you fall asleep?

I can't stay here.

KEITH: Did they tell you why?

Too much of a liability.

SVETLANA: She was just like,

"I have to go to the hospital."Are you serious?

He was arrested.

I don't want her talking to him if that's the case.

KEITH: Tyler said he's not comfortable?

Wow, that's really ... up.

He's also a self-righteous [bleep].

PAULA: What's people's feeling

on staying and going?

JOSE: We're not staying.

This storm is gonna turn into the biggest hurricane ever.

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ALL: The Real World: Key West.

JOHN: Mandatory evacuation, :.

JANELLE:What?Yo, we're leaving today.

Oh, really?:, yeah.

Oh, my gosh, tell them.

JOHN:We're leaving at : today, dude.

JANELLE: Mandatory evacuation.

Where we going?JOHN: Fort Lauderdale.

Jose's going home!

Hurricane Wilma is forcing us to leave

for the second time in two months.

Everything has to be inside by :.

JANELLE: All right.

Rita missed Key West with all its force,

and we were lucky on that.

This hurricane is not Rita.

This is already a very big deal.

♪ Defcon ♪

♪ Defcon goes one through five, one through five ♪

♪ So we can know when to run and hide ♪

Zach, I'll help you

when I'm done with my breakfast.

If everyone helped out, ten minutes, it'd be done.

♪ Everybody's got to run and hide ♪

♪ From the city to the countryside ♪

♪ Everybody's got to run and hide. ♪

KEITH: So you guys, are going to Miami?

No, we're going to Fort Lauderdale.

You're going to Fort Lauderdale?Yeah.

Ooh, that's pretty close to where I'm going to be.

Keith is driving from Louisiana.

And during the one time that Keith is going to visit,

a hurricane's going to come.

Of course.

Where you gonna be?

Stuart-- just north of you, probably like an hour.

Ooh. Wish I could see you?

Yeah.

Wouldn't that be cool?

Mm-hmm.

It's just frustrating.

We're trying to make plans,

but who can make plans on Mother Nature?

Leave as early as you can,

so you can get to Florida sooner.

I'm gonna leave real early tomorrow morning.

But it's still a -hour drive.

But don't worry, no storm is going to stop me.

JOHN: Paula, is your bag done?

TYLER: You're bringing that damn guitar?

[groans]

In the hotel room?

JOHN: Well, yeah, dude.

It's such a small area.

TYLER: The history of hurricanes in Key West is,

basically anything over a category three

will decimate the entire island.

And if it's as bad as they're projecting,

could be a number of weeks

before we'd be able to come back.

This is my personal nightmare.

Another road trip with the seven of us.

I cannot believe we're doing this again.

Good-bye, Key West.

Fort Lauderdale, I hope you can

spare us from Wilma's wrath.

TYLER: All right, guys, say good-bye.

ALL: Bye.

PAULA: Now I can have as much--

Oh!-- sex as I want.

[laughter]

Oh!

TYLER: Paula and Keith

are one big trailer park tragedy.

There is nothing healthy about their relationship.

And now he's coming to visit?

JANELLE: With you being gone,

I got to see a little bit of Paula that I haven't seen yet.

TYLER: It's been a house discussion

that when Svetlana's gone,

Paula's a really fun, great person,

but when Svetlana's around Paula,

she kind of pollutes her.

JANELLE: Sometimes, when you guys click together, we don't really

get to see you, or we don't really get to see Paula

and, like, what Paula's about or what Fitz is about.

Janelle assumes that I make Paula sicker,

or I make Paula feel comfortable with her problems.

If she's just trying

to push me away from Paula, then that's not gonna work,

'cause I think Paula's smarter than that.

JANELLE: I call a bed!

Whoa, it's like a category two.

ZACH: In Fort Lauderdale,

we're in a hotel that will probably not lose power,

that I'm sure will be

safer than if we were in Key West.

Welcome.

We have cots. We got stairs?

I call a bed.I call a bed.

JOSE: I got this bed.

No, if you had a bed last time, you're gone.

Me and Paula get to sleep here.

Take the bed.Thank you.

Keep the l*sbian theme.

PAULA: Kiss my a*s.

I like how, no matter where we get evacuated,

I sleep on a cot.

[laughter]

You get a spinal injury?

I did, sleeping on a cot.

When do you start getting dressed and getting going?

ZACH: Do we even know where the hell we're going?

♪ Go ♪

[cheering]

ZACH: Hurricanes mean it's party time.

If life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

Or my favorite: If life hands you lemons,

grab a bottle of tequila and some salt.

♪ I'm on the dance floor living it up ♪

♪ With some bad chicks giving it up ♪

♪ Be easy ♪

♪ I'm at the bar shining like a ghetto star ♪

♪ Better yet, bring the bar to me ♪

♪ The club needs me ♪

JOHN: Paula and Svetlana are attached to the hip

hours a day,

and that cannot be healthy for either one of them.

Uh-oh...!

Oh!

♪ Shake the club ♪

Run!

JOHN: Don't run anywhere.

Where they going?

SVETLANA: Nobody touch the phone for five minutes, please.

Thank you.

Martin, can you write this number down really fast?

Paula, I'm letting you know

we like you downstairs.

JOHN: You know what's funny?

The only time Paula's not with us

is when she's on the phone with Martin.

That's the only thing I got to say-- it's not cool.

PAULA: I hear a comment of, "Oh, you're down here

'cause Fitz is on the phone with Martin.

And I feel like, okay, they don't want me around.

JANELLE: Paula, don't leave, please.

TYLER: Paula.

Paula, come back.

I get so mad.

That negativity drives me nuts.

JANELLE: What happened?

What happened?

That's why I don't...

What happened? I don't know.

We just said that we wanted everybody downstairs.

TYLER:What the [bleep] is your problem, Paula?

JANELLE: No, don't, don't.

Like, I just want to know what's going on.

I just think that a lot of people

don't come from good places.

When they pick on me, I hate it.

I thought Tyler was nice,

but I definitely think that he makes fun of me behind my back.

TYLER: Paula, what's going on?

It's upsetting when we see a roommate who's upset.

I'm not stupid!

I hear you talk about me when I'm not around.

I hear you write down ... when I'm not around.

Paula, this is a figment of your imagination.

I was downstairs, and you guys were making ... fun of me!

Who?!

You don't [bleep], you don't even do it!

You, Johnny...

I will give you this much, Paula.

Don't point your finger at me!

No, don't talk [bleep] about me.

You're [bleep] crazy, I'm sorry, you're crazy.

Paula...I said...

Get that [bleep] out of my face!

Don't ever talk to me again!

You call me [bleep] crazy! Get the [bleep] out!

I said...

Get the [bleep] out, you mother [bleep]!

[wind howling]

Get the [bleep] out, I'm done with you!

I'm done with you, you called me [bleep] crazy!

Let's get out. Just give her space.

Paula, I'm not drunk.

It's just better off for Tyler

to not even talk to Paula,

because trying to reason with her when she drinks

is just impossible.

She's insane.

But you're not helping.

She's insane.

I don't ask for anything in that [bleep] house,

and I ask for one thing.What?

To not be called crazy-- that one thing.

Why don't you just talk to Tyler about it?

[bleep] that!

JANELLE: Then let him be Tyler.

I let everybody be exactly who they are

every single time!

I'm tired of getting walked all over.

Yeah, I'm emotional, yeah, I'm upset.

But I'm not [bleep] crazy.

She's a crazy-a*s b*tch.

JOHN: When she gets cornered, she is, dude.

TYLER: I can't believe she went after me tonight.

TYLER: I am hurt because

I've been trying to be there for her.

I've seen her lash out on all the other roommates,

and I never,

ever thought that she'd lash out on me like that.

I'm going to say, "Paula, you're a psycho b*tch."

JOHN: Before you say that,

I have dealt with this more than anyone in this house,

and I'm going to tell you right now,

the wrong approach is approaching

anytime she's psychotic, dude.

The way to make it better

is being the bigger person,

which I know you are, dude.

You truly are, man.

The best approach you could take

is ignore it.

TYLER: What bothers me is

I've been so helpful with her,

because I've been through therapy in my past

because of other issues that I don't

feel like talking about, but...

Paula and her eating disorder really hits close to home

because I've suffered

from a couple eating disorders in my life.

And when I see

the way she handles it, and the way she freaks out,

it kind of takes me back to a painful place in my past.

I been to a counselor when I was in high school,

and the fact that I been, like, really cool with her

and helpful.And she turned on you.

And she turned on me like that.

JOHN: That's how she is.

Honestly, she needs help, dude.

Do you hear what's going on upstairs?

Do you hear this?

I don't do that to other people,

and people do that to me.

Do what? Attack.

I think maybe you need

to wash your makeup, and lay down.

PAULA: No! No!

JOHN: Can I use your bidet?

Can I use the bidet, Paula?

Paula, come here.No...

Just, let's go take a walk.

JOHN: I feel like my role is being here to support Paula

and to be kind of like a shoulder to lean on,

I think that's the best thing that I can be at this point.

♪ I been here before, yeah ♪

♪ There's nothing left ♪

♪ Nothing left to say ♪

That's what's my problem:

people calling me crazy.

With Paula, there's a lot of things you can say to her

that won't piss her off as bad as calling her crazy.

It's the one phrase

that you do not want to call Paula when she's drunk.

You're not crazy.

Everyone in the house knows you are not weird.

Look, I told...

When people start childish name-calling--

which always happens between seven of us, for some reason--

everyone starts calling everyone's insecurities out;

that's the first thing people say, dude.

[kisses]But I just don't want to be around it.

Everyone here loves you,

and when you're with Fitz again,

you're, like...'Cause everybody...

not part of the group anymore.

When you guys get together and you, like,

latch onto each other, it's just hard, dude,

it really is.

Well, we make each other laugh.

We make each other feel okay about being ourselves.

And that's awesome, but I feel like you guys--

especially her--

feeds in to insecurities that you might have.

PAULA: Svetlana and I are crutches for each other.

When things get tough, we're like, screw them,

we'll go off and be by ourselves.

Which avoids a lot of drama,

but, I mean, it's still avoidance.

I love the fact you guys are friends,

but you guys need to spend more time apart.

PAULA: Johnny just knows the perfect thing to say to me.

He's just like, "We just want you around us."

I think he has a really big heart,

and he's a great friend.

[wind howling ]

Do you want to go to the beach?

Do you want to talk about last night?

TYLER: I've been through a lot

that she's experiencing, so I kind of connect with her;

but I don't understand the way she's treating other people.

Well, and you know, I apologize for saying

that you were crazy,

but I just thought that you would...

I don't know, our friendship meant a little more

and you wouldn't come at me like that.

PAULA: When I don't vocalize what I'm feeling,

it'll come out at the exact wrong time.

And I am sorry, and I don't mean

to attack people when I get drunk.

I just hate living in this house

where everybody says one thing

and then says another to everybody else.

There has to be forgiveness in this house. No.

[groans]

Give me a hug.

It'll be fine.

SVETLANA: Well, I'm free for the rest of the day.

Sounds hot.

You guys, we have to get to the beach, man.

Clouds are coming in.

It's well along.

Do they say when the hurricane's supposed to hit here?

Well, these are like the outer bands of it.

Right now, these wind gusts and stuff.

But it's supposed to be deteriorating tonight

and then tomorrow.

KEITH [over phone]: How's everything going now?

It's okay.

Yeah? Everything's...

Is everybody getting along and everything?

Yeah.

PAULA: Keith is driving from Louisiana.

In my head, I'm not even thinking that he's going to be,

you know, going up against a hurricane to get to our hotel.

KEITH: All right, baby, I love you and I miss you.

Love you, too.

All right, bye.Bye.

[wind howling]

REPORTER [on TV]: ...evacuation in all the mobile homes,

and if you feel that you're not safe

in the structure you're staying in...

ZACH: I am watching and reading

about the impending storm and Hurricane Wilma,

I want to track the storm, and I want to see what it's doing.

REPORTER [on TV]: You must stay inside.

[wind whistling]

[banging on door]

MAN: Get downstairs right now!

Get down right now!

ZACH: I'm waking up to the sounds of thumping on the roof.

Security officer's freaking out, yelling

"Get downstairs right now!"

"Get out of here right now!"

[wind howling; crashing]

Get going!

PAULA: We're going.

Seriously. Get going hard core.

You guys, we're not packing right now.

PAULA: No! I can't find my shoes!

SVETLANA: Borrow some of mine.

ZACH: You guys are not brushing your teeth.

Seriously-- take it downstairs with you.

The guy said get off the top floor.

PAULA: He said, get out of here.

Get off the two floors,

get out as fast as possible.

ZACH: No idea what's going on.

We opened the door, and the entire wall

on the th floor has collapsed in.

Are you okay?

The whole floor has got to be out.

You can't open the door.

SVETLANA: People are screaming outside,

and the wall got blown in.

Everybody's yelling at us to get downstairs.

The hotel is falling apart.

[metal crashing]

Stairs...

[wind howling]

[all shouting][ wind howling ]

Hold on, hold on, hold on!

Somebody shut the door!

Okay, let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

PAULA: Wait, wait, wait.

[all shouting ]

Go, go, go!

Aah![ wind howling ]

[wind howling]

[Svetlana yells ]

Aah!

Oh, my gosh.

MAN: Go all the way down to the end.

Guys, don't walk in the water 'cause there's a power outage.

Yeah, don't walk in water.

SVETLANA: I have no idea what's going on.

Zach's, like, "Don't go in the water,

or you can get electrocuted," and, he, like, freaks me out.

JOHN: We have to go down flights of stairs, and

the lower we get, the worse it's getting.

This is no longer a joke.

It's really serious.

Finally we get down to the bottom floor,

and the lobby is just completely destroyed.

It took the room to cave in

for us to come down here, by the way.

JOHN: All these strangers--

we're all staying in a hotel together now--

are all cramped up in one big room.

[wind howling]

[thudding]

You are so sweet.

PAULA: I finally see Keith.

He is exactly what I remembered.

He's prettier than I remember,

and I get to see his beautiful blue eyes.

[Keith mumbles]

Hi!

PAULA: It feels so good to be hugged by somebody that loves you.

To just have him around me, oh,

it's perfect.

I'm glad I came down here at least.

It's just the nicest thing in the whole world

to, like, see him after all this time.

You love me? Why?

'Cause who else would drive into a hurricane.

If he ever drives through another hurricane

to see me, I'm gonna k*ll him.

This is Keith.Zach. Nice to meet you.

ZACH: It is so

ironic and bizarre that Keith and Paula are meeting each other

for the first time in months

in basically a hurricane shelter.

I got here at : in the morning,

so I didn't really...

Wow. You beat the hurricane by what, ten minutes?

Probably an hour.

I don't even think Keith knows

how much that meant to me...

I mean, I was sober.

...but it meant the world.

[wind whipping]

There's no way we're going back home right now.I don't know.

No way, dude.

We're getting evacuated to a different hotel.

We're having to now pack up our bags once again

because there's no power,

there's no plumbing, there's nothing.

And we are going to head out and go north.

A little snuggle poo?

You little snuggle poo.

Wee!

Keith sees me for, like, maybe three hours.

Now there's no power in the hotel,

so we have to evacuate.

I get to have Keith, and then I get taken away from him,

'cause Wilma.

So, what's gonna happen now?

Like, where is he going?

Is-Is he gonna come down still?

He was coming down with a couple of friends,

but they were, like, coming for Fantasy Fest,

so I'm kind of wondering.

Now I have to, you know, wait and see

if Keith is coming.

Uh, make sure we got everything.[belching ]

JOHN: Now we are gonna be leaving Fort Lauderdale

to evacuate once again.

Um, this time we're going up further north to Orlando.

Well, I'm going to Disney World. I don't know about you guys.

[all talking at once]

Let's do it up Mystic Tan style.

Mystic Tan on demand.

Oh, itisdark.

We don't want to be stuck in this thing all day.

Only eight more floors.

TYLER:How are you liking the guitar now?

Yay! Freedom!Big-a*s bag.

Key West evacuees coming through.

♪ Life has been, at least it seems to me ♪

♪ Rife with some discontent, insincere apologies ♪

♪ Tell me when you walk through the door ♪

♪ And you're put through the paces ♪

♪ And you're greeted by the smiles ♪

♪ And they're also making faces ♪

♪ You can see what's on their mind ♪

♪ You can read what's on their mind... ♪

Look at all the windows that broke. Oh, my God.

[wind howling]

Can you imagine?

I... You would have been blown out %.

You would have been like... [screams]

Out.Like, what's going on?

We are vagabonds.

Basically, we have no place to go.

We don't know what happened to Key West.

We have no idea what is going on anywhere.

We just need to get north and get away

from this destroyed part of Florida.

♪ Everyone knows exactly what I've done ♪

♪ And the walls start shaking ♪

♪ Yeah, the walls start breaking down... ♪

TYLER: I will not leave Orlando unless I go to Disney World.

[laughter]

Next onThe Real World.

No good news, bud.

RICKY: What do you mean?

There's about a foot of water came in the store.

Oh, my God.

Come on. How would you feel if two people devoted

Next onThe Real World.

all their time to just making fun of you?

They're two losers; you should treat them like lowlifes.

Does your mom want to talk to one of those lowlifes.

Get out of my face!

[mumbling andcoughing]

[indistinct chatter]

JANELLE: Yeah, I know.

Put him on the bed.I will.

Be careful which-which lines you draw.

'Cause know what?

I am a nasty [bleep].

Yes, you are.

I will get revenge...

You don't know what revenge is

until I talk to you tomorrow.

[laughter]