of a five-and-a-half- year relationship.Shut your mouth!
JOSE: Irene, my ex-girlfriend, she's very passive,
always gave me what I want.
What?! A child when you lived with her!
I want a girl that's gonna make me work for it,
you know, keep me on my toes.
So, uh, did you leave
anyone special behind, any boyfriend?
Sorta kinda.
We've been broken up for a while, though, so...
I'm definitely out here single.
If you want to get disrespectful with me,
there's gonna be consequences.
I'm not gonna put up with people's disrespect.
This is the true story...
Gorgeous, man.
Of seven strangers...[ laughter ]
Picked to live in a house...
Work together and have their lives taped...
Whoa!
To find out what happens...[ gasping ]
When people stop being polite...
And start getting real.
ALL: The Real World: Key West.
KASIB: So, did you not want me
to come out there?
This whole thing is frustrating for me,
because I feel like time and time again
you've made a big deal about this.
Uh-oh. Janelle's on the phone with Kasib.
Is he calling, or...I don't know.
When she talks to him, though, I get nervous.
Kasib has mentioned to me on many accounts
that he wants to come out here and...
I've sort of been hesitant to have him come,
just because... with all the fights,
I don't necessarily think it's the healthiest thing
for us right now to be around each other.
Kasib, I-I really... I'm so confused right now with you.
Okay, let's get to it, get to it.
You're acting like a jackass for no reason.
Why are you calling me out?
I want you to talk to me with some respect.
How am I not talking to you? I'm talking to you!Because...
And it's the little things like that that you do
that piss me off and make me upset,
that agitate me and get me on a level
that I don't want to be on with you to begin with.
Okay, Janelle, you take it easy.
It's always like that with Kasib.
He'ssodifficult.
It's so much easier to just, you know,
try to ignore it...Yeah.
than it is to really put your foot downYeah.
when a person needs to stop.
Me and Kasib have been fighting off the hook lately.
And it's unfortunate because we both care about each other.
I'm so tired of just, like, dealing with this constant need
to just be combative with me
and not want to compromise,
and it makes you feel like that person doesn't care.
MAN [whistles]: Taxi!
♪ Excuse me, miss, what's your name? ♪
♪ ♪
To a good night.
♪ Come on, get down... ♪
ZACH: Jose, we got to run, bro.
JOSE: Zach went to high school with Jessica, and he told me
nothing but good things about her.
"Oh, Jose, she's a good girl.
She's not like the regular Key West girls."
You be good, all right, and I'll talk to you when I get back, all right?
♪ Hello, miss, what's your name? ♪
ZACHARY: Let's talk about you for a second.
Well, talk about me, bro.
Talk about Jessica, 'cause you are in a euphoric state.
Give me a little bit...I'll give you the scoop.
She's a bad-a*s girl, she's cool and it's early.
I'm not trying to talk...
Does she know about Irene?
She does know about Irene.
She doesn't know that Irene lives with me.
Irene is my ex-girlfriend.
We talk a lot on the phone
and we exchange e-mails, and she kind of thought
possibly something could, you know,
be there when I get back to Tallahassee.
And I told her, I said, "You know what, go out on dates
and meet different guys, have a good time."
Like any relationship, they take a lot of time,
take a lot of work, difficult, all that.
You know, bro, this is not anyrelationship.
At the end of the day, I'm gonna have a good time,
and if something transpires, then it does,
but I'm not calling it right now.
I'm not looking for that, but you can't help your feelings.
I know he's falling for Jessica, Iknowhe is.
The way he looks at her, the way he talks about her,
I know he cares a lot more than he leads on.
KASIB: What's up?
JANELLE: I was thinking about it last night,
and you know what, I'm gonna apologize
for saying what I said to you.Okay.
JANELLE: I do take fault
for some of the things that go wrong in our relationship,
and I openly admitted it to him.
Are you gonna be busy on Saturday?
Um, what do you mean by busy?
I'm still trying to come up there.
Actually, I get in there Saturday at :.
Oh, tomorrow morning?
Yeah.Okay.
And then you're gonna stay till when?
Till Tuesday.All right, perfect.
Bye.Bye.
[insect chirping]
Kasib is coming to visit, and I'm...
pretty excited to see him, but I'm also
very nervous and a little apprehensive.
♪ Hey, Gloria ♪
♪ Hey, Gloria, could I... ♪
♪ ♪
What's up?
You only have two bags?
♪ ♪
[laughs]: Hey. Hi.
Hey, girl, how you doing?
We were just taking a picture.
I'm Svetlana. Nice to meet you. I'm Kasib.
Hi. Paula. How you doing?Kasib. Nice to meet you.
How was your flight down?Man, it was long, man.
Kasib, he seems like a really chill guy.
They've been, I guess, on and off
for quite some time now.
She's bringing him into this environment
to try and rekindle a dysfunctional relationship,
and I think it's gonna turn out to be pretty interesting.
I'm tired.
I'm ready to go to sleep.
JOHN: Kasib and Janelle disappeared.
I can only assume that
everything's working out, and, uh,
they're getting a little cardiovascular.
I see a lot of strength in Kasib that I like.
It kind of explains at least part of why I'm with him.
Hello.
[laughing]What's wrong with you?
You're nasty.
[laughing]
I have curfew, too?Oh, yeah, you do.
It's called Janelle's curfew.
What time did you say,
You're not staying out later. Who do you think you are?
"All right, babe, I'll see you later."
Face... the look on Janelle's face.
Yeah, you know what the funny thing is,
is that he's being serious. Yeah.
He's not kidding around.
I'm thinking, Kasib's here to see me--
why does he care about even staying out
later than what our curfew is?
And it's a little disrespectful that he would make
a comment like that,
especially in front of my roommate.
So if I was having fun in Key West,
and... I-I want to stay up a little bit later,
and you were, like, no.
'Cause it's your life-- you can do whatever
you want to do, I don't care.
I am not getting involved in this.
[laughter]
Whatever you say, man.
[laughing]
Beer!
[yells]
Beer!
Let me introduce you.
This is Kasib.
I'm Jessica.
[music playing]
That's what I'm saying.
JOSE: And I tell Zach from Fat Tuesday,
"Listen, dude, make sure she comes back home."
Zach said, "Jose, I got this. I'm gonna take care of it.
She's gonna come back home."
PAULA: Janelle, she's being very standoffish the whole night
and Kasib's doing his own thing.
What? How do we get there?
Kasib.
JANELLE: I am very hurt to see the way he's sort of acting.
I'm thinking to myself, "How immature can you possibly be?"
So you ready to talk to me?
Because you're upset.
I am, I'm trying to talk to you.
No, I am upset. Okay.
Come on, don't do that.
Are you serious right now?
Okay, why are you crying?
Kasib,this is just stupid. No.
No, it is, it's, like, it's real stupid.
Yeah, it was. It was.
You had a bad attitude from the start.
If you're coming out here to visit me,
and you'd rather be out here instead of being with me,
then I'm gonna be like, "What the [bleep]?"
Like, if it's not this fight, it's another fight.
And the other fight's got to be me, too.
It's, like, everything is because of me.
Let's go. Come on.
I don't want to hear what you got to say no more.
Kasib, honestly, I'm really,
I-I really, it's...
kind of this night has already been...
done for me.
This just how it is between me and him.
We can't ever come to some positive conclusion.
I'm still upset by the fact
that he can't acknowledge things
that he does wrong in our relationship.
Must be kidding me.
Don't get an attitude.
Don't expect me not to get an attitude
if you come at me with attitude.
You were like, "Hey, hey, come on, come on."
I wasn't saying "come on,"
I said, "Hey, they want to go.
You should talk to them."What you said first was,
"Come on, guys, do you want to come over?
Do you want to come to the house?"
Who are you to say that?
Did I invite them?!
Yeah! You were! You were like, "Yeah,
you guys should come to the house."Shut up.
Are they here at the house?
It does not matter.Okay.
That's not, this is not your house.
If you are gonna be in my house right now,
then...Well, [bleep] it.I'm out.
I'm out. I don't even want to hear it.
Just stop it. All right. All right.
Unbelievable.
Can you call me a cab?
Yeah, that's great.
Should've stayed my black a*s at home.
You can sleep in the guest room.
ZACH: You taking off?
Yeah, man, I'm going to a hotel.
♪ ...get away ♪
♪ I want to break away from here ♪
TYLER: Three hours ago, you were on top of him
all sweaty and kind of like, moaning.
All of a sudden you're down here saying you don't want him here?
This is the most expensive booty call
I've ever seen.
♪ So long, I'm gone, I'm out of here ♪
♪ Nothing can ever, ever drag me back ♪
♪ You're wrong, I'm done, I'm in the clear ♪
♪ I made it out of this ugly mess ♪
Just come to the house.
We're coming over there.
By yourself?
For a little bit.
That's cool, that's cool.
Just come for a little bit, we'll hang out.
I have drinks here, okay?
All right. Hold on, hold on.
Yo.Yo.
It's a good thing I like you.
I'm not expecting Jessica to come back.
I just told Zach to see what he could do.
So I'm shocked. I'm like, man, this is chill.
Zach worked his magic.
Hey, how long you guys gonna be?
Um... five minutes.
Atta boy. I'll talk to you in a bit.
JOHN: All I'm saying is I don't know what went down.
From the second he got here,
she was just, like, I'm not having it.
Yeah.
And I'm like, what the [bleep]?
You guys been hanging out all day.
What the hell could've possibly went wrong?
She took [bleep].
Yeah, absolutely. She took it.
And the dude's like, [bleep],
it's damn : in the morning.
He's got his luggage and he's like,
"I got to go."[laughing]
I've always kind of known
that Janelle could be a cold-hearted b*tch sometimes.
She really stuck it to him good,
really insulted the guy's manhood.
I feel so bad for the guy.
Zachary!
We got beers for you.
ZACHARY: Let me tell you, Jose owes me one.
'Cause remember what he was telling me?
Like, "Get her to come, get her to come."
Zach...?
I don't trust Zach.
Come on. Why not? He wants to leave me here.
JOHN: Jose has finally somehow convinced Jessica to come back
to the house.
She's been totally against it from day one.
I think Jose is one of the most harmless and respectable guys
that I've met in a long time.
In all the relationships you've been in,
have you ran the show?
I don't let people walk over me.
I mean, I tell how it is.
In all my relationships,
I run the show.
Which is not always a good thing.
When it comes to relationships,
just kind of let things happen on their own.
JOSE: Jessica, I think she's a real cool girl.
She has a lot going for her, she's very independent.
And I like that about her. And the fact that
she's motivated and she's going to school
kind of intrigues me a little bit.
[telephone rings]
Hello?
Can I speak to Janelle?
Oh, she's sleeping right now. Can I take a message or...
you want me to wake her up?
Could you wake her up for me?Yeah.
Janelle told me that every time she's
broken up with a boy,
it's been because of her being too selfish.
But wouldn't you want to do something about it?
Not in Janelle's world.
Hello?
Said the Hyatt is closed.
Mm-hmm.
And the other hotels are sold out.
So, you need to come pick me up.
Okay, well, Kasib...
I don't want to hear it.
Can you just come pick me up?
Yeah I'll come and pick you up.
But I can't pick you up, you have to get a cab here.
because it's past curfew.
They won't let me leave anywhere.
Are you serious?
What am I supposed to do? It's : in the morning.
What am I supposed to do?
Why don't you go to the airport right now
and try to get a flight home.
Don't... get out my business.
Oh, well, if you're gonna talk like that,
don't come over here.
I don't really have time to deal with other people's B.S.
Kasib, you put yourself in that situation, not me.
And, personally, I just feel like, you know,
you reap what you sow.
Don't come here.
I'm bringing, I'm coming over there.
Don't you dare 'cause I will,
I will tell production not to let you in.
Well, they gonna have to call the police.
Well, they're going to.
That's gonna happen.
If you're gonna talk to me like that...
Well, tell the police to be ready
'cause I'm on my way over there right now.
All right, I will.
You are a [bleep].
You know with, with my
last relationship I've learned
that I'm not always right Mm-hmm.
and that you're not always right,
and we got to come to compromises,
or else this will never work.
[distantphone rings]
Hello.
Are you getting a kick out of this?
[bleep ] no, I'm not getting a kick out of this.
Are you sane right now?
You're perfectly sane?I'm perfectly sane.
I'm in Key West, I don't know nobody out here,
I got nowhere to stay.
But you're telling me you want to come to my house
and you just want to act disrespectful.
Janelle, I don't even want to say a word to you.
I can, I can live and not say a word to you.
I don't even need to disrespect you.
I have no words for you.
Okay, that's the problem. You have no words for me
and you want to come into my house.
That's not going to happen.
Oh, so I got to talk to you just 'cause...?
That's how [bleep] you are.
You want me to [bleep ]walk to the[ bleep ]airport,
sleep on, sleep on the dirt out here?
Oh, are you outside of my house?
I call you a cab.
You want to hear some disrespect?
You are a [bleep ]...
[phone ringing]
Let that phone ring. 'cause most likely
it's gonna be Kasib and I'm not gonna talk to him.
ZACH: I'm going to unplug it.
Yeah, unplug it.
[ringing stops]
♪ Your hearse is here ♪
♪ To take you far away ♪
♪ Your hearse is here to take you for a ride ♪
♪ You can lay down inside ♪
♪ Today's your lucky day, your hearse is here. ♪
That's Zach.That is Zach.
I got all the way to my house
and realized that you have my house keys.
I knew your a*s was going to try to take off.
I didn't think about it.
I got all the way home.
I paid a taxi to take me all the way downtown.
You want to hear something even more funny? What?
When the taxi pulled up to pick me up,
guess who was in it.
Janelle's boyfriend.
[gasps]
What'd he say?Nothing.
I sat next to him.
JOSE: Flight from San Jose to Key West: $.
Buying a new wardrobe
'cause you're going to see Janelle: $.
Getting kicked out
in less than hours? Priceless.
I think Jessica's very cute
and she's a cool girl
and I really enjoyed her friendship.
We'll see where it takes us.
We'll see where it goes.
Make sure she gets home safe.
Absolutely.
Don't pull no play.
[all laugh]
You know better than that.
Hey, we had the conversation, my man.
You know better than that.
Be good. But I trust you. Later, bye.
All right, buddy. Bye.
JOSE: If it gets into an hour, we can wait and have
the conversation in person.
Whatever's better for you.
I don't care.
All right, so do you want to wait till I get over there
so we can talk about this?
No, talk about it now.
I'm just saying...
Let's see what's gonna come out to your mouth.
What do you mean?
I'm just saying I want
to make sure we're on the same page, that's it.
Hanging out with Jessica, there is a little bit of guilt
in the back of my mind.
I need to sit down and end it with Irene right now,
opposed to kind of dragging her on,
giving her false hopes.
Okay.
And what is that page?
Whatever you said it was.
No, I want you to reiterate it to me, let me know.
We are just friends and that's great.
That's perfect.
Till I answer the question.
Yes.
Yes, what?
I have.
Have hooked up with someone?
Not sex, but, yeah, I kissed a girl.
Oh.
All right, well, at least you know
what the tune is when you get back, so...
Irene, we're not together.
Okay, okay, well, that wasn't the situation...
I don't understand. What I'm telling you is...
I don't want to talk about it anymore.
All right, that's fine.
I respect that. Okay, cool.
All right. Bye.Have a safe flight.
Good morning.
TYLER: Good morning, Jarving.
Last night was a great night for me.
Yeah, so do you want to spill the beans?
He shouldn't never came out here
and it's my fault
'cause I told him don't come,
but I allowed him to come anyways
'cause he was so persistent on coming.
It's not that I don't care about him
'cause I do, you know?
But we don't get along.
And that every little thing
he said and did got to me
because there was this group of girls at the Inn or whatever
and he's, like, "Yeah, you guys should all come."
I'm all, "Kasib, don't say that to them.
You don't know the rules to our house."
Like, and on top of it, they're not even cute.
They're, like, these little, like, five-five...
Baby wh*res.
...baby wh*res. I was, like,
let me get his a*s home and tell him, you know,
"If you want to go, the door is right there
and it's calling your name."
It's embarrassing to have my ex-boyfriend come out here
and act like a complete a*s.
I feel like it's my job
for myself to take the control back.
I've played vulnerable with him for too long.
Not anymore. No.
I already knew. I was, like,
"He's going to come out here and we're going to fight.
I'm glad I don't have to date you.
I would last maybe ten minutes.
[laughing]
On the nextReal World:
TYLER: I'm running a marathon in two days.
Can you explain the whole situation?
I didn't invite anyone.
You know what? I don't want to go, dude.
It's invite only.
This is why I didn't want to do it.
The way it looks, this is invite only.
I am inconsiderate and your
b*tch a*s is, too, so I don't want to hear...
Leave the subject alone!
She's like a praying mantis.
After she has sex with you,
she chops your head off.
A praying Janelle.
That's what she, that's what Janelle does.
Janelle has sex with her victims
and then she kills them.Eats them.
She eats them.
She punctures their aorta with a makeup brush.
She pulls it out of her hair...
...and then smothers,
and then smothers them with her, with her bouncy curl.
Yeah. No, she takes her mousse and she sprays it
in her victim's face after she stabs them in the heart.
First she breaks the heart, then she stabs it.
Oh, my God.