01x05 - A horse named Joe

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we are extra famous wait arts missing is it in the paper give you a chance to look but it's so important it must be on

the front page it's important to us but after all it's only what do you mean by it's only I bet it's the most important thing this papers ever had well if you

give Gary a chance maybe you can find out if you both keep quite a be a very big help thank you ah here it is tin town fear a monster

fair in carnival will be held at town next Saturday fun and games for all everybody welcome proceeds to charity

well it sounds alright but do you think many people will turn up well I don't see why not David after all so many people seem willing to help us we've got

so much to offer we've got pony ride what we need is a star attraction oh what a star attraction something's really bringing

all the crowds II believe you've been reading too many of those show business magazines why they give you good ideas like the one you had last week Wow

Turkey rustle under a rock and roll singer Russ hasn't been the same since Russell why do you always stand that way wouldn't you if he made you practice a

guitar every day for ten hours you know David pulla has got a good idea

we really do need a star attraction yes what could we possibly use as a star

attraction

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well sorry hard jokes you chips why so glum chums

a chair please how many times must I

tell you we have questions always like to straddle a chair and now to business

I read in the paper this morning that's all I have a thing you're on Saturday that's right our foot but if you think you're going to get up to it any more of

your tricks touch there don't sell yourself bloody I have come to offer my

help help know I've heard everything what wanting to help us don't

misunderstand me lady I'm not going to help you but despair is for charity isn't it yes and with your usual

incompetence you have admitted to provide a really spectacular draw card for the public what's he talking about

he means we don't have a star attraction then why doesn't he say so come come speak up you know her foot for

once in your life you're right about this I shall treat that remark with the contempt it deserves and now with my

usual brilliance I shall solve your problem freckles is it hard to say almost big words no why

well it's Jimmy Hart trying to listen to them come on if you've got a plan let's hear it out but all in good time lads all in good time

groom you're neglecting your duties your tent town is up really proud for your

horses hey look girls we are why do you ask I challenge you to produce the best toys you have and match it in a cross-country

race against mark you must be joking match our best to us against that donkey of yours listen her foot even if I gave

you a mile stop carry the horse in the back I could still feed you cut the comedy little man is the race accepted

oh don't be ridiculous I think quite a good idea there well a horse race will

attract the crowds wouldn't it and if we selected our slowest to us we might make a race of it some thinkin ludie then the race is on

may the better horse we know for sure Bowser oh by the way I forgot to tell you my Uncle Bill is also interesting to

helping your charity so he has allowed me to select the horse from these tables to ride against you

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seems as though our foot had outsmarted us again I could just imagine what Joe was thinking as she wandered out the

front gate well boy we're really in

trouble now wonder where he came from

better take a look he must be wild we need a fight but he

knows it's too wild if I could just catch him you might be the answer to our

problem catch him the hell

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easy boy easy don't be scared that's it

often hurt you you're wonderful now be a

good boy and come home with me that's the way resource or no resource no food

was taking no chances he was hard at work training

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he was very pleased with the results Joe had started her training also come

on boy I know it's strange but it's very necessary good boy just fasten up the

strap and then we'll try the saddle see it doesn't hurt you at all

you're behaving very well it's almost as though you've been settled before but that's impossible

we just tighten up the girth now and see what happens now I'll make up some car

and we're on our way

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they never boob you're all set but I tell you David I'm still young to die don't be silly all we want you to do is

ride Dixie in the race for us but why me I've told you a dozen times bubela you're the lightest you need every

possible advantage but you have to be there foot all right then but one map here now the race isn't until Saturday we had to Train bubela why does Dixie

need to train all he has to do is run but me I've got to try and stay on up here let's see how fast he is get down

to that clump of bushes down there all right then but I wouldn't be surprised if I got there before he did

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well never be don't foot it this right lady mu blow is right we should

concentrate on training on JP I can't

understand it I seem to be putting on a little weight

oh well the hot box if you please come

on hurry put it on low I have very sensitive skin may leave now but you turn in half an hour

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hahaha fund me what are you doing here

little man training the same as you you

mean you're going to race against me you Tim Taylor's are making this race too

easy I'd like a little competition wouldn't be too sure what might be a big

surprise waiting fear let me give you a word of advice little man you keep well

away from me during this race or I could

make things very hot for you I don't

know what it is but you seem to be part of each other what's his name I don't know but well I've got an idea

seen Jo Ann found the horse trained it and she's going to ride it why don't we enter it in the race under the name of

Joe just think oh no Tim down being upheld by a horse

oh boy are you nervous I am I can't get

to sleep I wish they hadn't called you Joe that's not a good name for a beautiful

you're so sweet and dependable you're gonna have as big as yourself you're

gonna do your best tomorrow and I know it'll be your best and even if we do get big it doesn't matter

really I'll know you try though I don't really believe that you'll be beaten

there isn't any horse in the world that can beat you right on that point my girl I'm afraid I've got some bad news for

you there isn't going to be any race what are you doing here anyway the name is Rory O'Callahan mister what I'm doing here been looking for my horse

into the piers I found him I don't understand I found this horse running world I quoted them timed it wait a minute let's start at the beginning girl

this animal belongs to me I brought him out from Ireland to race for me I don't believe it I found him he's my horse maybe just

stop interrupting maybe I can explain it to you you see the day he arrived he broke out of a star just the first time I laid eyes on him since it's not true

you're just saying that so you can stop us from racing against pickles on foot oh oh yes that's the name of the lad who

rang me and told me where to find the Emperor that's the horse's name the Emperor Joseph the Emperor Joseph was regards

racing on Saturday I'm afraid this young fellas get quite an amount a trainer to do before he's ready to race he's ready now I've been riding him every day

please mr. Callahan please let the Emperor race how can I explain it to you

look girl this is a very valuable animal no I just can't let a little girl like

you write them supposing something should happen to him or we're still supposing something should happen to you

just can't allow it mr. Callahan I promise you nothing will happen to the Emperor or me we can look

after each other please no I'm sorry it's out of the question well I think you're a mean of melon no

and I'm never

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well I hope you're satisfied no no but you've made me do come here look at me when I'm talking to you it made me break anything girl's heart

the people in the village here thinking I'm a bit of a monster anyway whoever

heard of an Irish horse with a name like the Emperor Joseph you know I think Joe suits you much better

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Oh Joe I know mr. Callahan's right you've got to go home but I'm going to miss you terribly and besides we haven't

got a chance against Oh foot now I'll never find a horse like you again

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well sure thought she had lost him for Joseph forever he had different ideas it was right here that I first saw him I

remember I heard him now it's him he's come back everything's going to be wonderful again they couldn't keep you

away could they boys come here boy

wait a minute you've still got a bridle on so this is where you are what happened

mr. O'Callahan well this morning I came to get his large you have to take him home he just took off he didn't know he

waited till I opened the stable door then he knocked me flat and away he went how did you know where to find him well if you promise not to laugh at me I'll

tell you I won't laugh well I had a little bit of a talk to him last night you see and he said he was very unhappy he said I was most unfair enough letting

you ride him so when he took off I figured if I followed him I'd get you you mean you talked to him to mr.

Callahan III do less and if you want to win this race today you'll not only talk to him but you'll sing to him as well mr. Cohan you're going to let me race

him I kind of thought to myself any little lesser likes of ours as much as Yahoo you do deserve the chance oh you

won't regret this and I want that you damn and I'm George I won't either I'm sure you won't les now the first thing is can you sing good I'm sitting

on top top of the world oh look but can't you be quiet for just a minute while I explain the course of the race suddenly My dear chap but you must

forgive my exuberance on this my day of triumph the race hasn't been run yet I would if I was you I wouldn't be too

confident I had a rumor about that you had to return John's horse such a pity

my heart bleeds for you now freckles you shouldn't believe everything he should you what do you mean you just wait and

see people I am glad to perceive young lady that you are dressed in a manner befitting the occasion our left foot now pay attention here the course is marked

out with white markers you can check that here on the map now this plaque down here is the cross-country path you'll notice that the course leads to

the world we creat Showgrounds when you reach there you'll circle the ground once and the first-past-the-post is to winner any

questions okay definitely not old man good you'll both check up a starting point the tour clock old left for me to

say is good luck

you'll need it I remember what I told

you that just give him his head he knows what to do but when you want the final burst just sing the song - why does that make him go miss Dracula

oh he's Irish and a bit stubborn whenever he hears that song a travels so fast there's nothing in this world I can catch him handsome song go again

Oh Joseph dear and did you hear the news that's going round the Shamrock is by love for bid to grow an Irish ground

oh come on darlin let's show them what you can do thank you for the app that mr. Callahan yeah that's a pleasure after all you have to look well-dressed

when your flesh b*stard winner pose don't you

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now he's the moment we've trained for from now on it's up to you and me

freckles looks very sure of himself now I must remain calm and remember

everything mr. Callahan told me and most important when to sing the song

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let's go in

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they're people Irish

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the comes right from behind when everything's in love again so much crime so bad

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I knew he could do it it's been the most wonderful day of my life thank you very much and maybe you let me come and see

them for some time sure you can come and see him anytime but from now on he's not going to be called the Emperor he's

gonna be simply called Joe goodbye

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