02x15 - Shark House Rock/Toothpaste Tumble

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- "Shark House Rock."

[regal music playing]

- [stammering]

Splish-splash.

We're--we're having a blackout!

- It's not a blackout, Mayor Anchovy.

Your hat is covering your eyes--

again.

- Oh, crisis averted.

Thanks, Mrs. Shark.

I hope it's just as easy to trap the sea beast I released.

- You're welcome, Mayor.

Wait, what?

- [roars]

- My desk!

- Uhh, anywho.

As you know, the Carnivore Cove and Inkington Family

Fun Festival is tonight.

[fanfare]

And I sort of told Mayor Squids I'd book a finsational

family band to perform.

Uh, but I forgot.

If I don't find a band, Mayor Squids will never

let me hear the end of it.

I'll be so embarrassed that I'll never recover.

So I need some fishy to volunteer their family

to play at the festival.

[all chattering] - Um--not me.

- Hard pass. - I have stage fright.

- Hmm.

Oh, Mommy Shark, thank you for volunteering.

- Huh? I didn't--hm.

But I don't play any instruments.

Not that it would be so hard to learn one.

I'm pretty much good at everything I try.

- Then you'll do it?

Your family will play at the Family Fun Festival?

- Sure. Why not?

- Oh, thank you.

Oh, now that that's settled, I'm taking

the rest of the day off.

Splish-splash.

- Guess I'll take care of the sea beast.

- [roaring] - Come here, you.

Drop it. Drop it!

[chomping]

So, if we crush our performance at the Family Fun Festival,

I predict the fun levels will increase by %.

all: Ohh.

- Hot dogfish.

We're gonna be a family band.

- That's right.

So any questions, comments?

- Oh, oh, oh!

- Baby Shark, you have the floor.

- I just wanna say, that was the best

presentation I've ever seen.

- Thanks, squiddo.

Now, let's go over our musical assignments.

Baby will strum the eelectric guitar.

- Oh, yeah!

- Daddy will squeeze his accordion.

- Accordion to me...

I'm cool. [laughs]

- Grandma will wail on the drums.

- [vocalizing] [playing drums]

- And Grandpa will funk out on the bass.

- [playing bass]

Ooh.

♪ ♪

Nailed it.

- And I--well, I'll play something amazing.

[record scratch] - [gasps]

Mommy, I forgot you don't play an instrument.

- Maybe we shouldn't play at the festival.

Wouldn't want Mommy to feel left out.

- No can do.

Mayor Anchovy needs a family band,

and that's exactly what we're going to give him.

[fanfare]

Carnivore Cove and Inkington are counting on us to rock out.

- So what are you gonna do?

- Simple. I'll find an instrument and use Mommy Magic

to master it before the show.

- But the show's tonight.

Well, that's not enough time to learn

how to play an instrument.

- [chuckles] It is for me.

Not to brag, but I learn new things fast.

I mastered martial art in an afternoon.

Huh-ah!

- That was my vision board.

- Come on, squiddo.

You can help me find an instrument to play.

- I'd be honored.

[chomping]

[upbeat music]

- I type a gazillion words a minute, so playing the piano

should be a piece of cake.

[stammering] [playing piano out of key]

Hmm. That didn't sound right.

Maybe it's broken?

[playing trumpet out of key]

- Wow!

My wish came true.

I got a trumpet!

- Get back!

- Why?

- I wished for a news van.

[playing violin out of key]

- Whoa, Mom! Bullseye!

- At least I'm a natural archer?

Ugh.

[playing rock music]

♪ ♪

- Wow, you sound great.

- Thanks, Baby.

Grab your instruments and jam with us.

- Funny thing--

I didn't find an instrument I could play.

Instead of being a virtuoso, I'm a virtue-no-so.

- Well, you're in luck, sweetie-fins,

because we found you the perfect instrument.

- A conch shell?

- Yep.

It's the horn of the sea.

Any fishy can play it.

- Give it a try, Mommy.

[plays out of key]

[all groaning]

- [muttering]

- [sighs] This doesn't make sense.

I should be good at playing an instrument.

I'm good at everything.

- But, Mommy, sometimes great things take time.

- Right.

It's not like you can just expect

to play any old instrument that just falls from the sky.

- Hey, sharks, this old instrument

just fell from the sky.

And guess what?

I can play it!

[plays trumpet]

- Ahh!

♪ ♪

- Uhh--

- [sighs] That's it.

I'm going to do something I am good at--

paperwork.

- Wow. I haven't seen Mommy this down

since the office supply store ran out of fluorescent lights.

- Yeah, that was a dark day for us all.

- Mommy thinks she has to be good at everything right away.

So we have to show her she doesn't.

Hmm.

And know I just how to do it.

[chomping]

[upbeat music]

- [chuckles] What's all this?

- We've prepared a presentation for you.

- [chuckles] Really?

Now, this I have to see.

- Ahem.

Mommy, you are so good at so many things,

like running Swimming Hole and singing me to sleep.

- Aw, you even drew my favorite three-hole punch.

- But no fishy is good at everything all the time.

Sometimes, you have to practice to be good at new things.

- [clears throat]

When I first became a dentist,

I was horrible at cleaning teeth.

But I practiced and stuck with it.

And now, I'm on the cover of "Teeth Cleaning Weekly."

- When I first started coaching, I lost every game.

But this year, my team won the Barnacle Bowl Chompianship."

- And when I first started ventriloquism,

I really struggled.

But look at me now! - [chugging water]

- I couldn't play the guitar at first,

but do you remember what you told me?

- I sure do.

I told you not to give up.

We went through a lot of earplugs.

- Yep. And now I can shred like a rock lobstar.

[shredding]

So, in conclusion, we want you to be kind to yourself

when things don't come easy right away.

- And to give yourself time to get better, 'cause we all do.

- Aw, thanks, fam.

Mm! You're right.

I totally forgot that challenges just help us grow

and make us stronger.

- Now you're talking, sister.

- But I still don't have an instrument or the time

to learn how to play it for the show tonight.

Ugh! What am I going to do?

I need to three-hole punch something.

Uh! [punching]

Now this is music to my ears.

- Mine too.

[gasps] That's it!

I know what you should play tonight.

[chomping]

- Fin-troducing the Shark Family Band.

[cheers and applause]

- , , , .

- ♪ Who told you you were on your own? ♪

all: ♪ Do do do do do ♪

- ♪ When you know you are never alone ♪

all: ♪ Do do do do do ♪

- ♪ Together, we'll swim against the current ♪

♪ And we'll make it home ♪

♪ All you gotta do is keep on flowing ♪

all: ♪ Family's always there, sink or swim ♪

♪ We got your fins ♪

♪ We'll get home ♪

♪ If you're thinking of giving up, don't ♪

♪ You're never alone ♪

♪ We got your fins, sink or swim ♪

all: ♪ Do do do do do ♪

- ♪ Sink or swim ♪ all: ♪ Do do do do do ♪

- Introducing Mommy Shark on the three-hole punch.

- [punching]

- ♪ Ooh, swim on through ♪

♪ We got you ♪

all: ♪ Family's always there, sink or swim ♪

♪ We got your fins ♪

♪ We'll get home ♪

♪ If you're thinking of giving up, don't ♪

♪ You're never alone ♪

♪ We got your fins, sink or swim ♪

all: ♪ Do do do do do ♪

- ♪ Sink or swim ♪ all: ♪ Do do do do do ♪

[song ends]

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you, every-fishy! Good night!

- All right.

- Congratulafins, Mayor Anchovy.

You pulled it off, which is, frankly, shocking to me--

truly a feat of improbability.

- [choking up]

That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

- If you tell any-fishy I said that, I'll deny it.

[laughs] Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm going to spend time with my family.

Brr!

- Whoo-hoo!

Oh, no! Another blackout!

[grunting]

- That was jawsome!

You did a great job, Mommy.

- Aw, thanks, Baby.

I am proud of myself.

I may not be perfect, but at least I didn't give up.

- And I'm proud of you, too.

- Thanks, Grandpa.

Wh--wait a minute.

- [laughs] Gotcha!

- Ohh! [all laughing]

- "Toothpaste Tumble."

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, yo, my gramp fam,

get a load of my jawsome jugglin'.

- Whee! Whee! - [grunting]

Thanks for tuning in to our pie-flying act.

- If you liked it, don't forget to share.

- [laughs] So that's where my pie went.

- [laughs] Hi, Mommy.

We're making silly videos for Grandpa's ChewTube channel.

It's called Grandpa's ChewTube Channel.

- Catchy, huh?

- Wait.

You have a ChewTube channel?

- What can I say?

I'm hip!

- And Grandpa said I can help because the camera loves me.

- Aw, I love that you enjoy making videos together.

Just be careful of what you put on the Finternet.

Once it's there, it's there forever.

- Don't worry.

We only share videos that make fishies laugh.

- Well, all right, then.

I'll let you two comedians get back to it.

- It's time to clean teeth, my favorite time of day.

It's time to clean teeth, nothing in my way!

Oof.

- [gasps] Daddy!

- Are you OK, son?

- [laughs] Oh, talk about a toothpaste tumble, am I right?

[all laughing]

Ah, well, those teeth aren't going to pull themselves.

See you later.

- Whoa. Check it out, Grandpa.

We got Daddy's little tumble on video.

- Nothing in my way!

Oof!

[both laugh]

- It's even funnier the second time around.

[gasps] Baby, I just got an amazing idea.

If this video made us laugh, then surely

every-fishy will love it too.

I should post it to ChewTube.

- Hmm.

I don't see how that could go wrong.

[chiming]

- Nothing in my way!

Oof!

Talk about a toothpaste tumble, am I right?

- Wow. Talk about a tumble.

- Have you seen this? - Check it out.

- Hilarious. - Send it to me.

[laughter]

- Oh, talk about a toothpaste tumble, am I right?

[chomping]

- Wow, Dr. Sweet Scales.

You know, for a fishy with such a sweet tooth,

your teeth sure are squeaky clean.

[phone chimes]

- Look, it's you!

- Nothing in my way!

Oof!

- Ha! Looks like my pops posted my little whoopsie.

You know I do my own stunts?

[chomping]

♪ ♪

- [gasps] Daddy, did you see the video?

- Sure did.

Oh, it was even funnier the second time around.

- That's what I said.

And we're not the only ones who think so.

- Breaking news: it's the video

every fishy's talking about.

Carnivore Cove's favorite dentist

has taken what is being called a toothpaste tumble.

Trademark pending.

- Well, that's the Finternet for you.

- So, how does it feel to be married

to a ChewTube sealebrity?

- I'm just glad you're being such

a good sport about all this.

- Well, of course he is.

That video's hilarious.

- Every-fishy loves Daddy.

[chomping]

♪ ♪

- [laughs] Check out Toothpaste Tumble Shark.

He's ridiculous.

- Ridiculous?

- Uh-oh! Toothpaste Tumble Shark,

do a tumble for us.

- Yeah! My squiddos love that video.

- Oof! both: Tumble! Tumble!

- Heh, I'm just shopping with my family,

so no time for tumbling.

Gotta go!

Finally, some peace and quiet in the great outdoors.

- Hey, every-fishy, it's him!

- Check me out.

I'm Toothpaste Tumble Shark.

Ohh, ohh, ahh!

[laughter]

- Toothpaste Tumble Shark rules!

- Uhh--

both: Uhh--

- Phew, I think they're gone.

OK, I thought this was funny at first,

but now it's gotten way out of fin.

- But don't you like being a ChewTube sealebrity?

- Sure, if it was for performing

the perfect root canal while blindfolded.

But being famous for a tumble?

It's embarrassing.

- Aw, don't worry, Daddy.

Grandpa and I got you into this mess,

so we'll find a way to fix it.

- Right!

How's that again?

- If we make a new video that's more popular

than "Toothpaste Tumble," every-fishy

will forget about it.

- I don't know, Baby.

[camera shutter clicks] - Splish-splash!

It's him!

- Make it happen.

[chomping]

- Welcome back, my gramp fam.

Today, we're gonna make the ocean's biggest

shell-atin cake.

- Which will be way better than "Toothpaste Tumble."

So please forget you ever saw it.

Anywho, let's get jiggly with it.

- Come on, Mr. Mixer.

- More. More! - Churn, Baby, churn.

- Dump it all!

- Well, we didn't make the biggest shell-atin cake,

but we did make the biggest shell-atin fail.

What fishy wouldn't love this?

Posted. [chiming]

Now, let's see those views roll in.

- What? No views?

But--but that was hilarious!

- [slurps]

And delicious!

- That's it. If we're gonna help Daddy,

then we need to go bigger.

[upbeat music]

- Check this out.

- Check this out.

both: Check this out.

- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Hey, fishies ♪

♪ Of all ages, come ♪ - ♪ Take your seats ♪

♪ We'll entertain you ♪

- ♪ With feats of greatness, yeah, we got 'em ♪

both: ♪ This one's gonna be super jawsome ♪

♪ Finternet's the biggest stage ♪

- ♪ And sometimes, things don't go our way ♪

- ♪ But we don't flounder ♪

♪ We move on ♪

both: ♪ This one's gonna be super jawsome ♪

♪ Oh, you're gonna see something jawsome ♪

♪ Oh, tell every-fishy that we made you say wow ♪

♪ Check this out ♪

- ♪ Check this out ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Check this out ♪

♪ ♪

both: ♪ Check this out ♪

♪ This one's gonna be super jawsome ♪

♪ Oh, you're gonna see something jawsome ♪

♪ Oh, tell every-fishy that we made you say wow ♪

♪ Check this out ♪

♪ Check this out ♪

♪ Check this out ♪

[laughter] - Oh, look at that.

- Ugh, none of our new videos are making waves.

- [groans]

- Oh, hey, son.

How's it going?

- Oh, you know, just another day

being Toothpaste Tumble Shark

everywhere I go, all the time, even in my dreams.

[sighs] - Don't you worry.

I'm sure every-fishy will forget about that video soon.

- Breaking news-- the video no-fishy

will ever forget about has gotten

its own auto-tuned remix.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Talk about toothpaste tumble, am I right? ♪

♪ Nothing in my way ♪

♪ Oof ♪

[groans] If any-fishy needs me,

I'll be stress-flossing in my office.

- Wow. I haven't seen Daddy this sad

since he got his first cavity.

- I feel terrible for sharing that silly video.

I had no idea it'd go this far.

- That's why you have to be extra careful of what you post

on the Finternet, because once you do,

you really can't take it back.

- [gasps] Mommy's right.

We might not be able to take back our mistake,

but we can still make it right.

- Of course.

We can just delete the Finternet.

- Grandpa, we've been over this.

It doesn't work like that.

But I do have another idea.

[chomping]

Fishies of Carnivore Cove, please gather round.

Grandpa and I have something very important to share.

[crowd muttering]

I know how much you all love the Toothpaste Tumble video.

- Toothpaste Tumble Shark rules!

- Right.

Even Daddy Shark thought it was funny at first.

But now, it's gone too far.

Everywhere he turns, he's reminded of his whoopsie.

- And that's not fair, which is why we want to ask

every-fishy to forget about that video

and stop teasing Daddy Shark.

- Besides, we've all done something embarrassing before

right?

- It's true.

One time, I accidentally called Mr. Clownfish "Mom."

- Yeah, it was a little awkward.

- Hi.

Shadow here.

I once helped some-fishy. Ugh.

It still haunts me.

- [chittering]

- That was very brave of you to share, Teensy.

- We promise to forget about

the whole Toothpaste Tumble video.

all: Yeah! - What video?

- Toothpaste video? - What Toothpaste Tumble

video with gillions of views?

- Aww!

Pops, Baby, thank you for saying all that.

It means a lot to me.

- It's the least we can do, Daddy.

- From now on, I'll be super careful before I post

anything on the Finternet.

- Ohh!

Splish-splash! Literally.

- Whoo-hoo! I got that on video!

Which I'm promptly deleting.

[laughter]

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪