02x22 - Picture Imperfect/The Fishy Friends Talent Show

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- "Picture Imperfect."

[upbeat music]

- Hmm.

Hmm.

What do you think?

Winter Wonderland

or Hydrospace Walk?

- [sighs] I think they're both great.

- Ooh, I love the hydrospace background!

Can we use it, please?

- Of course we can.

See how easy that was?

Now here's the deal.

Every year, we try to take a normal family portrait,

and every year, we fail.

[camera clicks]

[camera clicks]

[camera clicks]

But this year,

we're finally going to get it right.

- Especially because we're rocking

these nifty sweaters that Grandma knitted for us.

- I even made one for Teensy.

- [trills happily]

- Lookin' good, fam!

[phone buzzes]

Oh, hi!

Yes, we're all primped and ready for--

huh?

Okay. [chuckles]

Thanks. We'll see you then.

That was the photographer.

She's taking a sea dragon family's portrait,

but they keep eating the camera,

so she's running late.

- Portrait taking is a dangerous business.

- In that case, may I go play with William at Fort Fin-ship?

I want to check out his new Swim and Slide.

- Hmm.

Well, I want everyfishy to look their best for the photo,

but I guess you can go

if you promise to stay clean.

- Aw, thanks!

I'll be extra careful not to get messy!

How hard could it be?

♪ Squeak, squeak ♪

♪ I stay squeaky clean ♪

♪ Squeak, squeak ♪

♪ Dirt can't touch me ♪

♪ I'm a shifty fishy ♪

♪ Twisty like a washing machine ♪

♪ Icky, sticky, can't stick with me ♪

♪ I'm so squeaky clean ♪

♪ If it's slippy, slobby, tricky ♪

♪ I'll be stayin' dirt free ♪

♪ I haven't got time for the grime ♪

♪ I'm squeaky clean ♪

♪ There's no messing with the best ♪

♪ It's the perfect scheme ♪

♪ To avoid every mess ♪

♪ It'll take luck and finesse ♪

♪ To be the best dressed ♪

♪ But I stay so clean that I ♪

♪ Squeak, squeak, squeak ♪

♪ I'm so squeaky clean ♪

♪ Squeak, squeak ♪

♪ Dirt can't touch me ♪

♪ I stay squeaky clean ♪

♪ There's no messing with the best ♪

♪ It's the perfect scheme ♪

♪ To avoid every mess ♪

♪ It'll take luck and finesse ♪

♪ To be the best dressed ♪ - ♪ Flow sho' ♪

- ♪ But I stay so clean that I ♪

♪ I'm so squeaky clean ♪

Phew!

I made it to Fort Fin-ship

and kept my sweater squeaky clean.

- Whoo-hoo!

Coming through!

- [gasps]

My sweater!

- [panting] Ah, sorry, Baby.

Once again, my need for speed has led me astray.

- Mm, it's okay, William.

It's just, now my sweater is dirty,

and I told my parents I wouldn't get messy.

- But fishies like us always get messy.

I'm sure they'll understand.

- On any other day, maybe.

But today's picture day.

- [gasps]

- It's super important to them!

Mm. I have to figure out

how to get my sweater clean before I go home.

both: Hmm.

- Wait! I think I know

just how to get you out of this sticky situation.

[chomping]

[angelic choral music]

- It's beautiful.

What is it?

- It's a Jelly-Glob Chum-Yum.

It's so sticky, it's banned in three other towns.

Lucky for us, Mayor Anchovy doesn't check his voicemail.

- Whoa.

That is so cool!

- I know!

I'll use the candy's stickiness

to pull that spot right off your sweater.

[record scratches]

- Hold up.

You want to clean this stain

by rubbing candy all over it?

Krilliant!

Chum-Yum me, William!

[rock music]

[giggles]

Did it work?

- If by work you mean made your sweater super fuzzy,

then yes!

- [groans]

- Sorry, Baby.

But on the bright side, you smell delicious.

- Mm, what do I do now?

I can't go home like this.

- I got it!

Maybe we just need a fishy

who knows a thing or two about fashion!

A fishy like...

both: Goldie!

- Come on, William!

Let's swim.

- [sniffing]

- Please stop sniffing me.

- Don't judge.

[soft dramatic music]

- I'm sorry, but your sweater

simply cannot be saved.

And that's how my off-off-Broadwave play,

"Sweater Late Than Never," ends.

- Ah, that was fintastic, Goldie!

- Mwah! Magnifique.

- Thank you, both. Now Baby,

let's take a look at that stain, shall we?

Hmm.

- So what do you think, Goldie?

- That maybe you should just tell your parents

about your little sweater accident.

- But I can't! I promised them

I wouldn't get messy for picture day.

They'd be so disappointed.

- Very well then.

When I'm done, that mess will be unnoticeable.

Now allow me...

panache in a flash, le gasp!

Voilà!

What do you think?

- Well... [chuckles]

I appreciate the dramatic collar,

but I thought you said you would get rid of the stain.

- [chuckling] "Get rid."

Classic misunderstanding.

I said it would be unnoticeable.

And who's going to notice it

with all of those fintabulous accessories?

[somber music]

- I'm sorry Goldie couldn't help you.

But for what it's worth, that amulet is...

[snapping] Fin-tas-tic!

- Thanks. But I still have to figure out

how to clean my sweater--fast!

- How about Chucks?

He's the fastest fishy in town.

And he knows about a lot of cool stuff,

like composting and love languages.

- Great idea, William!

Let's flow.

[chomping]

[wind whistling]

- Whoa.

Seaweed, you have some sick dance moves!

Whoo. Whoo.

Whoo! - Chucks!

- We need you!

- Hey, B-Shark, Gills McWills.

What's the happs?

- Sorry to interrupt your dance,

but I need to get this stain off my sweater

for my family portrait!

- Well, you've come to the right seahorsey.

They don't call me

the Sweater Whisperer for nothing.

- [giggling] That tickles.

- I must let the sweater guide me.

Tell me your finely woven secrets,

oh, great cozy one.

Aha! That's it!

The sweater has spoken.

I will remove the stain!

- Eee!

[grunting]

[exhales deeply]

Oh, no!

The stain is still there.

- Eh, yup!

But on the bright side,

tiny sweaters are totally in flowgue now.

- That is true.

- My work here is done.

Later, fishies.

- [groans] What am I going to do now?

- [bellows]

- Oh, hi, Mail Whale.

You have a package for me?

[phone rings]

Um... [clears throat]

Hello?

- Baby!

The photographer will be here soon.

Time to bring your squeaky clean self home

for the picture.

- Uh, okay, Mommy.

Squeaky clean. [chuckles]

You got it.

Uh, buh-bye now!

[groans]

Guess it's time to go home

and face the music.

[somber music]

- Wow.

There goes one brave fishy.

Well, I'm going to go Swim and Slide.

You want in?

- [vocalizes]

[chomping]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm home!

Just me and my new plant

that I'm definitely not using to hide my sweater.

- [chuckling] Okay.

The photographer will be here any minute,

so put the plant down, and let's take our places!

- Uh, or I keep the plant,

and we make the picture jungle themed!

- Love the whimsy, but no.

Come on, chomp, chomp, fishies.

- Uh, okay.

- [gasps] Baby, your sweater is--

- A mess!

I know.

I'm sorry.

I know I wasn't supposed to get messy.

But it was an accident.

And every time I tried to fix it,

I kept making it worse.

- Baby, why didn't you just tell us?

We would've understood.

- Really?

- Of course.

Sure, we wanted you to stay clean for the picture,

but we understand that's hard for squiddos sometimes.

- Yeah, and accidents happen to everyfishy.

I got messy too!

[both gasp]

It's not my fault.

I ran an errand, and a tower of ice cream fell on me.

- Oh, it's okay, son,

because...

both: We're messy too!

[all gasp]

- Carnivore Cove's paintbubble game was today,

and we had to defend our title.

- On the bright side,

we won these trophies!

- Ugh.

Well, at least Teensy stayed clean.

- [trilling happily]

[doorbell rings]

- [gasps] Oh, no!

The photographer is here, and we're all messy!

Ohh, maybe we should cancel the family portrait.

- Hmm.

[anticipatory music]

[gasps]

Actually, I have a better idea.

- Huh? - What?

- You do? - What is it?

[chomping]

- Are you sure you want to take the picture...like this?

- Yeah, we're good.

- Well, the customer's always right.

Okay. One, two, three.

all: Messy!

- "The Fishy Friends Talent Show."

[excited chatter]

[laughter]

- Huh?

What's going on?

- Yeah, what's everyfishy waiting for?

- We're waiting for Goldie to announce her new show.

- It could be anything.

A puppet show,

a dance recital,

even the Broadwave hit, Swamilton.

- Whoa, that sounds amazing!

I want to be in Goldie's show.

- Me too!

[musical flourish]

- My fair fishies,

after hours of deliberation,

I've made a decision.

My next production shall be--

dramatic pause, dramatic pause--

a Fishy Friends Talent Show!

- A Fishy Friends Talent Show?

- That's right.

This show will combine my two favorite things,

finship and the "theatre!"

both: Ooh, the "theatre."

- Everyfishy will perform with a friend.

It'll be a two-fishy swimtacular!

So...shake your tail fin.

all: ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Rock this ocean ♪

both: ♪ Swimsational me and you ♪

both: ♪ 'Cause a pair's heart runs deep blue ♪

both: ♪ We'll dazzle 'em two by two ♪

all: ♪ It's just what we do ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo ♪ - Oh!

all: ♪ Two by two, we're gonna show 'em ♪

♪ Me and you, we get our flow on ♪

♪ Duo, you know we gon' ♪

♪ Rock this ocean ♪

♪ Two fishies in harmony ♪

♪ Shining bright across the seven seas ♪

♪ We're a duo, you know we gon' ♪

♪ Rock this ocean ♪

both: ♪ Oh, my gills, we got the ballet skills ♪

both: ♪ Flow-yo duo, it's Baby and Will ♪

both: ♪ Chucks and Vola, scuba hoops are tight ♪

all: Right! both: ♪ 'Cause we're totally ♪

♪ Synchronized ♪ all: Right!

- ♪ Fins! ♪ - ♪ Tails ♪

- ♪ Tentacles ♪ all: ♪ Yup! ♪

♪ Whatever you got, lift 'em up! ♪

both: ♪ And give a high fin ♪

both: ♪ 'Cause when you're vibin' ♪

both: ♪ As a pair you can ♪

all: ♪ Rock the ocean! ♪

♪ Two by two, we're gonna show 'em ♪

♪ Me and you, we get our flow on ♪

♪ Duo, you know we gon' ♪

♪ Rock this ocean ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Rock this ocean ♪

- Oh, no!

I don't have a partner.

- Me neither!

Wait.

both: We can be partners!

- Penny and Wallace together?

Perfection!

And what talent will you two be performing?

- Oh, uh, we haven't talked about it yet,

but I have a great idea.

- Me too!

- Trust me, my idea's amazing.

- Not as amazing as my idea.

- Well, all that matters is that you both shine together.

Now without further ado,

let the rehearsals commence!

[all cheering]

[chomping]

[upbeat music]

- Let's flow-yo, William.

Around the Whirlpool!

both: A-whoosh-a, whoosh-a, whoosh-a!

[both laugh]

- First we make our scuba hoops.

- Then we do our loop de loops!

- And twirl and twirl and twirl!

That's it, Hank! You're stunning.

- [giggles]

I feel majestic!

- Come on, let's do my idea.

It's going to be so good.

- But you'll love my talent, I promise.

- Okay, wait.

There's only one way to settle this.

Let's play clam, crab, snail for it.

- You're on.

both: Clam, crab, snail!

- Ah! Clam covers snail!

I win!

- Ah, sea slugs.

Okay, what's your talent?

- This.

[snaps]

- Wallace?

[musical flourish]

- Please call me by my magician name,

Flowdini the Fincredible!

Check it out.

An ordinary sand dollar?

Wrong!

Sunfish flowers!

- [gasps]

- An ordinary barnacle ball?

Wrong!

A floating barnacle ball.

- Ooh!

- Nothing in my hat?

Wrong!

Clams.

[clams chittering]

- Whoa!

That was amazing, Wallace.

But I don't know how to do any of that.

- It's not so hard.

I mean, you're already dressed like a magician.

- No, I'm--

[gasps]

How did you do that?

- Huh.

Here. Just do everything I did.

- Uh, okay.

This sand dollar is now...

still a sand dollar.

Huh.

Okay, maybe I can do the next one.

Look, a floating ball.

Whoops.

Well, how about the last one.

It looks like there's nothing in my hat,

but wait.

Oh.

There really is nothing in my hat.

[sighs]

I don't think this talent really makes me shine, Wallace.

- Huh, maybe not.

But what else can we do?

- [gasps] I know! I know!

[horn honks] - We can do my talent--

clownfishing!

[playful music]

We can make bubbaloon fishies.

Woot, woot!

[giggles]

- [laughing]

That's jawsome!

- And we can juggle.

Whoo! [giggles]

Whoa. Ah.

Wha-ah. [giggles]

- [laughs]

Fincredible!

- And make funny faces.

[babbling]

- [laughing]

Aw, you're the best clownfish ever, Penny!

But, oh, I don't know

if I can do that stuff.

- Don't worry.

Anyfishy can be a clownfish.

Here, try for yourself.

♪ ♪

- Juggling isn't so--

whoa!

Oh.

Maybe I'll try my fin at bubbaloon animals.

[grunting]

Ah. I'm stuck.

- Oh.

Let's try the silly face.

♪ ♪

- It's not working.

My face!

It's just not silly!

[sighs] Sorry.

I don't think I can be a clownfish like you, Penny.

both: Flow-yo! Flow-yo!

Flow-yo! Flow-yo!

- Oh, hey, Penny and Wallace!

Have you two decided on a talent for the show?

- Not yet.

- But we will.

We just need to try out

a few more talents.

[chomping]

[grunting]

[sighs]

- Wah. Whoa!

Ugh. Mm.

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- [groans]

♪ ♪

- Ah! Come back!

- [whining happily]

♪ ♪

[roars]

- Swim for your life!

- Ugh.

- [panting]

We've tried every talent ever,

but there's nothing we're both good at.

- Maybe we should just tell Goldie we can't be in the show.

[both sigh]

[somber music]

- Flipper Zipper!

both: Zip-zoo!

- Rock the Baby Shark.

both: Brr, brr, brr, brr.

- But what should we do for our big finale?

- [gasps] Oh, I know!

I just learned Walk the Slug.

♪ Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo ♪

- Oh.

I don't know Walk the Slug.

- Hmm.

Well, that's okay.

We've both got to shine, right?

Let's see.

Ooh! I've got it!

I'll Walk the Slug in a circle around you...

- While I do a Water Warp Cyclone!

Wha-oh-whoa!

- [cheers] - That's perfect!

both: Yeah!

- Wow. Those two are great partners.

- Yeah. They really make each other shine.

- Wait, that's it!

Wallace, I know what our talent should be.

[indistinct whispering]

- Oh, my gills!

That's krilliant!

[chomping]

[orchestral music playing]

♪ ♪

both: Voilà!

- Big Fin love classical dance!

C'est magnifique!

- For our final act,

Penny and Wallace will be performing--

well, I don't know.

Enjoy!

[applause]

- Tonight, Penny and I are going to combine

our two favorite talents.

[snaps]

- [chuckles] - Welcome to the amazing

Clownfish Magic Show!

- Here you go, Penny.

[crowd gasps]

- Thanks, Wallace.

all: Ooh!

- Look out! Sea dragon!

[grunts]

- Crabra-kadabra!

all: Ahh.

- Hmm.

Nothing in my hat?

Wrong!

It's Penny!

- [babbling]

[laughter]

- So funny!

So magical!

- Give it up once more for the swimsational stylings

of Penny and Wallace!

And for the entire Fishy Friends Talent Show!

[cheers and applause]

- Penny and Wallace, that was amazing!

- Indeed!

You set aside your pride

and made each other shine!

- Good job, partner.

- You too, partner.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪