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02x29 & 02x30 - Deep Dark Disco/Finception

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

02x29 & 02x30 - Deep Dark Disco/Finception

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- Ah, nothing like a fresh squidapple pie

to share with the--

clam!

- Aah! - I'll get the broom.

- Protect the pie!

- Wait! Look how it's glowing.

[gasps] I think this is a clam-o-gram

from the Deep Dark Depths!

♪ ♪

- Hello, Shark family!

- [gasps] It's Wavey Jones!

- You are hereby invited to my first-ever...

♪ Deep Dark Disco ♪

- Finally, an event I don't have to organize.

- But I've never thrown a party before,

and I need some help gettin' organized.

- [groans]

- Could you come on...

♪ Down, down, down... ♪

A little early to help me get everything set up, please?

I'm a little nervous.

- We'd love to help, Wavey!

- ♪ Fin-tastical ♪

See you soon.

- To the Deep Dark Depths!

[chomping]

♪ ♪

- Aah! This is so exciting.

- Um, how deep is it,

and how dark would you say if you had to guess?

And what if we get lost?

- Well, all lost things wind up in Wavey Jones' locker,

so technically that would get us there too!

- I just hope he remembers me.

- Why are you wearin' that thing?

- I was wearin' it when I met Wavey Jones.

He might not recognize me without it.

- Let's flow, fishies!

[upbeat rock music]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Whoa. - Wow.

- My wig!

I've lost it!

- We made it! Come on, this way!

[mellow music]

Wavey Jones' locker is right... here!

- Huh, it's literally a locker.

- Yeah, I always thought that was more of a figure of--

aah! - Whoo! You're here!

Quickly, quickly!

There's no time to waste.

Thank my lucky starfish you made it.

♪ Thank you ♪

- [dreamily] His voice, it's breathtaking.

- Now where could it be?

Not here, not here.

It has to be somewhere!

- What's wrong, Wavey?

- Something terrible has happened.

My disco ball, it's--it's...

♪ Lost ♪

- [gasps] Lost?

But I thought all lost things wind up here!

- Hey, look!

My mullet wig!

I found it!

- So how can you lose something, Wavey?

- [sighs] I don't know.

I shudder to even utter it, but it could be lost to...

♪ The Deeper Darker Depths ♪

- [gasps]

- Oh, hey, Grandaddio Shark.

When did you get here? - Uh, just now, Wavey.

- Disco ball or no disco ball,

I'm sure every fishy will have fun dancing.

- You don't understand. [sighs]

I've lived down here for eons,

and I never have any visitors.

This is my first time throwing a real party.

If it doesn't go well,

I'll be alone forever.

What's a Deep Dark Disco without a Deep Dark Disco ball?

I'll be a mockery, a laughingstock...

♪ A fool ♪

- Aww, we've gotta help him.

- On it, already brainstorming disco ball alternatives.

- Yeah, you have so much cool lost stuff down here.

Something's bound to work as a replacement!

Hmm, too jangly.

Yeah, no.

That looks familiar.

[all yawning]

- So that's where it went.

- [weakly] Too sleepy.

[all snoring]

- [gasps] We gotta go to the Deeper Darker Depths!

- Dun, dun, dun.

[dark, eerie music]

- [gulps]

Well, the name is fitting.

- Hey, Wavey,

can't wait to boogie with you tonight

at the Deep Dark Disco.

It's the talk of the Depths.

- [laughs] It will not, uh... ♪ Disappoint ♪

There's gonna be snacks, and, uh, beverages,

and obviously a disco ball.

[laughs nervously, whines]

- [chuckles] Well, yeah.

Nothing says disco party like a disco ball.

- [laughs]

See?

I'm sunk.

- Not yet you're not.

Let's flow!

♪ ♪

- [laughs] Wow.

- Oop, 'scuse me.

Pardon.

Should've brought my headlamp.

- Which way, Wavey?

- ♪ Uh, right along here ♪

[all gasp] - It's beautiful.

- So glowy.

Wavey, but I thought we were going

to the Deeper Darker Depths.

But this is so bright and beautiful!

- ♪ Just wait... ♪

Till you're on the other side.

- Come on, let's dive in.

- [groans] Okay.

[dreamlike music]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! [giggles]

- Oh! [laughs] - Ooh.

- Whoo! - [chuckles] That tickled.

- Whoa!

Okay, this is deeper and definitely darker.

- But Daddy, look.

We're glowing!

- Whoo!

And we look glow-mazing!

- Get into it, sharkies.

It's up to you to... ♪ Light up the way ♪

- Check this out.

Peace.

- Love.

- [gasps]

Disco ball!

- [gasps] ♪ There it is ♪

- I got it!

Whoo-hoo! [laughs]

Let's glow!

[grunts] Huh?

- [growls]

[menacing music]

- Oh.

♪ You wanna come to a party? ♪

- [roars]

- Nope, let's swim for it.

[all screaming]

[dramatic music]

- [gasps]

♪ ♪

[all panting] - We made it.

[banging]

[all gasp]

- Why did I give it my address?

[tense music]

- Phew, it's just your party guests.

- That's even worse!

Every fish is here,

and I still don't have that disco ball.

♪ It's over ♪

[cries] I'm done.

- Come on now. You'rethe Wavey Jones.

- Yeah, you don't need a disco ball

to make a party great.

- We've been having a blast with you all day,

and that's not about to stop now!

- You sharks sure are cool to say that,

but I can't bear to see their disappointed faces.

If you need me, I'll be...

♪ Mopin' in the rafters ♪

[sobs]

- [sighs] Poor Wavey.

[banging]

Guess we better not keep them waiting.

Welcome to the Deep Dark Disco.

- Let's party! [all cheer]

- I like the disco. - Whoo-hoo.

- [laughs] - Wow, Baby.

Talk about a glow-up.

- [laughs] I know, right?

- Uh, wait a minute.

Something's not right.

- [gasps]

- Yeah, something's definitely missing.

- Oh, no.

- Or some fishy!

guests: Where's Wavey?

- What? They're asking for... ♪ Me? ♪

- Well, he was a little worried

that since he lost his disco ball

his party wouldn't be deep, dark, or disco enough.

- What? Nonsense.

Disco ba*ls are nice and all,

but every fishy knows

it's Wavey who brings the party!

[soft, sweet music]

- You really mean that?

- Well, yeah!

- We were so excited

to swim down here to just boogie with you!

- [sighs] I can't tell you all how much this means to me.

But I can... ♪ Sing it ♪

♪ Welcome to the Deep Dark Disco ♪

♪ This light, it shines from within ♪

♪ Oh, it feels so good to be me ♪

♪ It feels so good to be me ♪

♪ It feels so good to be me-ee-ee-eee ♪

♪ Hold up, I gotta glow up ♪

♪ I'm feeling good 'cause my fishies showed up ♪

♪ Not for the ball ♪

♪ To have a ball with me, Wavey Jones ♪

♪ And you know what? ♪

♪ It's a glow-tastic, fashionable bash ♪

♪ To shell-ebrate the kind of fin-ship that lasts ♪

all: ♪ I gotta dance, see ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I'm fancy ♪

♪ And it feels so good to be me ♪

all: ♪ It feels so good to be me ♪

- ♪ It feels so good to be me ♪

♪ It feels so good to be me-ee-ee-eee ♪

♪ It feels so good to be me ♪

♪ And if it feels good to be you, say "Yeah" ♪

guests: ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

guests: ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

guests: ♪ It feels so good ♪

♪ It feels so good to be me ♪

- ♪ It feels so good to be me ♪

guests: ♪ It feels so good to be me-ee-ee-eee ♪

- ♪ Flow, yes ♪ all: ♪ It feels so good ♪

♪ To be me ♪

- ♪ And if it feels good to be you ♪

♪ Say "Yeah" ♪ guests: ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪ guests: ♪ Yeah ♪

all: ♪ Yeah ♪

- ♪ It feels so good ♪

- Who needs a disco ball

when you shine like... ♪ This? ♪

[guests cheer, laugh]

[upbeat, regal music]

- Splish splash, Dr. Jozi Baleen has discovered

the legendary treasures of Flowseidon.

- And I brought them right here to Swimmy Hall

for every fishy to see.

- Wow! Real-life undersea treasures!

Your stepmom is amazing, Hank.

- [laughs] Yep, she's the best archaeologist

in the whole wide water.

- Well, don't just float there, y'all.

Come on in!

♪ ♪

This here is Flowseidon's salad fork.

And this is Flowseidon's favorite instrument,

the Bermuda Triangle.

[Bermuda Triangle dings]

And finally, the rarest treasure

Swimmy Hall has ever seen,

the crown of Flowseidon!

[fishies oohing]

- Halt. fishies: Huh?

- Swim back. - Splish splash.

I see you've met Flowbot .

They're here to make sure nothing happens

to our precious crown.

- Flowbot will not let Mayor Anchovy down.

Initiating security sweep.

- That's it, Flowbot .

Keep those treasures safe.

- I know you can't play

with the real crown, Hank,

but you're still a king to me.

That's why I got you this!

- [gasps] I look like the real Flowseidon.

Thanks, Jozi.

- Just make sure you're extra careful

around the treasures, all right?

- We'll be extra extra careful.

I promise.

- Attawhale.

Enjoy the exhibit, squiddos.

- March forth, King Hank.

We shall follow your royal procession.

- March, two, three, four. March, two, three, four.

March--oh, oh!

[grunts, groans]

Oh, no, the crown!

[tense music]

- [gasps] Hurry!

Put it back before Flowbot notices.

- [gasping]

- Security sweep, complete.

[all exhale]

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

- Such dazzling treasures.

That Flowseidon was one stylish fish.

- I wish we could take the treasures with us,

but at least I have this cool--

huh? This isn't my toy crown.

[gasps] I took the real crown of Flowseidon!

Oh, oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no! - [grunts]

- Uh, it's okay.

We can just go back and tell Jozi you made a mistake.

- But I promised Jozi I would be careful!

Aww, what if I get in trouble?

- If only you could sneak into Swimmy Hall

and put the crown back before Jozi notices it's missing.

- [gasps] That's it!

I'll sneak into Swimmy Hall

and put the crown back before Jozi notices it's missing!

- But Hank, you would have to get past Flowbot .

- It's the only way to get the crown back

without telling Jozi.

Wish me luck, fishies.

- Hang on, Hank.

You can't face Flowbot alone!

We're coming with you.

- Really? You fishies are the best.

- What's the plan, dear Hank?

[mischievous music]

- We'll each use our special skills

to sneak in and swap the crowns.

I'll be the leader.

You'll never fail if you follow this whale.

- I'll bring the extra muscle.

Shark strength!

- I shall be our master of disguise.

Historical intrigue? I'm there.

- And I'll be the team's tech wiz.

Programs! Encryptions! Firewalls!

- I didn't know you were a tech wiz.

- I'm taking a class at the library.

- It's flow time!

[laughs] This'll be way easier

than telling Jozi I made a mistake.

- For sure. - Totally.

[tense music]

- Okay, we just need to wait for Flowbot

to turn around, so we can sneak inside.

- Splish splash, those treasures are swim-sational.

And make sure they stay safe, Flowbot .

- Activating super security mode.

♪ ♪

- Yikes, well, at least there's only one Flowbot .

- Activating Flowbot drones.

♪ ♪

- [gulps] Whoa.

Okay, new plan.

We'll sneak in through the mail room.

Come on.

all: Whoa!

- It worked! - Splendid.

Now all we have to do is sneak past Flowbot ,

that legion of Flowbot drones,

and a building full of high-tech security lasers.

- Oh, easy peasy. Follow me.

[mysterious music]

♪ ♪

- Patrolling, patrolling.

- [gasps] A Flowbot drone.

Turn around!

- Patrolling, patrolling.

- Another one! We're trapped!

- Not on my watch.

Shark strength!

- Patrolling, patrolling.

- [gasps] - Don't worry.

We're almost there.

♪ ♪

Wait, this is just the mayor's office.

Let's get outta here before-- - Sounds detected.

Investigating. [all gasp]

- More Flowbot drones, and there's no way out.

- [gasps] That's my cue.

- Sounds detected.

Must find--Mayor Anchovy?

- Splish splash, that's right. I'm Mayor Anchovy.

We all are.

- Splish splash.

- Splash splish.

- Splishy splashy.

Thanks for keepin' us safe, Flowbot drone.

See you later.

- Good evening, Mayor Anchovy.

Mayor Anchovy, Mayor Anchovy.

Mayor Anchovy.

Four mayor Anchovys detected.

[glitching]

Error! Does not compute.

Intruders!

[suspenseful music]

After them!

- They're on to us! Hurry!

- Security lasers!

- Nothing my tech skills can't handle.

Ah.

- ♪ Get your fins out on the floor ♪

[upbeat percussive music]

- Music? Oh, no.

I accidentally set the security system to party mode!

- We can still make it through.

We just need...

to boogie.

all: ♪ Dance, dance ♪

- ♪ Get your fins out on the floor ♪

all: ♪ Dance, dance ♪

- ♪ Shake your tail and swim some more ♪

- ♪ Swim and glide ♪ - ♪ Dip and dive ♪

both: ♪ You can't catch moves this smooth ♪

- ♪ Slip and slide, my fins are tied ♪

♪ I'm barely getting through ♪

- ♪ Some ballet, plié, and then chassé ♪

♪ Those weeknight classes help ♪

both: ♪ Gotta pick it up to be quick enough... ♪

- ♪ Or we'll all be fried kelp ♪

- ♪ We've got smooth... ♪ - ♪ Moves ♪

- ♪ Who... ♪ - ♪ Knew we could... ♪

all: ♪ Dance, dance? ♪

- ♪ Get your fins out on the floor ♪

all: ♪ Dance, dance ♪

- ♪ Shake your tail and swim some more ♪

- ♪ Triple flip ♪ - ♪ Fishy spin ♪

both: ♪ Do the twist and flow ♪

- ♪ I can't catch a break ♪

- ♪ Grand jeté, swim and strike a pose ♪

- ♪ We've got smooth... ♪ - ♪ Moves ♪

- ♪ Who... ♪ - ♪ Knew we could... ♪

all: ♪ Dance, dance? ♪

- ♪ Get your fins out on the floor ♪

all: ♪ Dance, dance ♪

- ♪ Shake your tail and swim some more ♪

all: ♪ Dance, dance ♪

- ♪ Get your fins out on the floor ♪

all: ♪ Dance, dance ♪

- ♪ Shake your tail and swim some more ♪

[lasers hum off]

- Ha! Take that.

No more lasers, no more drones.

- And look!

We made it!

[sighs] Okay, crown,

time to put you back where you belong.

[tense music]

[pants]

We did it!

We actually-- [alarm blaring]

- Alarm detected! Identify yourself.

- It's Flowbot !

Every fishy hide!

- [whines]

- Ooh.

- [grunts]

- Uh, uh.

- Halt, thief!

- Oh, no. - Le gasp.

- [gasps] Baby.

- We heard the alarm. What's-- [gasps]

Baby Shark! - Splish splash,

Baby is stealing the crown of Flowseidon!

- I--I--

- This is serious.

We'll have to call your parents.

- But Jozi, I didn't.

- [mumbling worriedly] Wait!

[pants] It wasn't Baby! It was me!

- Hank?

What in the name of crustacean

is goin' on here?

- [sighs] I switched the crowns on accident.

Don't blame my friends.

It was me. I'm the thief.

- Apprehending tiny whale.

- Hang on, Flowbot .

I'll handle this.

Hank, why didn't you just tell me what happened?

- [sighs] I just--

didn't wanna get in trouble.

- Oh, squiddo.

You know I'll always have your tail fin.

- You will?

- Of course!

But you need to be honest with me.

- [sighs] I'm sorry.

I'll be honest from now on.

- Aww, come here, my little king.

I love you no matter what.

- Aww, I love you too, Jozi.

all: Aww.

- Well, I think you've all learned your lesson.

Why don't we call it a night and--

[gasps] [alarm blares]

- Another intruder?

But whom?

[upbeat dance music]

- Splish splash. I accidentally

turned on party mode again.

I can't stop groovin'!

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪