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02x31 & 02x32 - Old Shark Bride/Swimming Solo

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

02x31 & 02x32 - Old Shark Bride/Swimming Solo

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all ♪ - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... ♪ - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- "Old Shark Bride."

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Big news, every-fishy!

- This year, to celebrate our th Shark-iversary,

we've decided to renew our vows!

- Aw. - Wow!

- Oh, that's amazing.

But, uh, what does that mean?

- Well, after being married for a really long time--

- Really long.

- We're gonna have an extra special ceremony

to celebrate how much we still love each other.

- [gasps] You mean like a wedding?

- [chuckles] Kind of like that.

- Do you think I could maybe help plan it?

It's just I love love so much!

- Sure, squiddo.

- You could be our "o-fish-ial" vows renewal ceremony planner

extraordinaire!

- Aw, thank you, thank you, thank you!

I won't let you down.

- And it shouldn't be too hard because

all we want is a small backyard ceremony.

- Simple and straight from the heart, just like our love.

- Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Simple.

[gasps] Look, you could get married in hydrospace!

- Well, that's-- that's not exactly simple.

- Trust me, Grandma and Grandpa,

I promise to make this a ceremony you'll never forget.

Now, I'm off to my room to vision!

- Where did he get all those magazines?

- ♪ I love love, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Best wedding ever, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

[humming] - Hey there, squiddo.

- Oh, hey, Daddy.

Which color do you think represents eternal love better,

Devoted Sea Rose or Swim-passioned Pink?

- Um, I'm not sure.

Uh, look, Baby, I know you love love and are excited to help.

- More than anything in the ocean.

- But it's important to remember that what you want

isn't always the same as what the fishy

you're trying to help wants.

- Oh, Daddy, don't worry.

I've got everything under control.

[unsettling music]

- Uh-huh.

- I just want to give Grandma and Grandpa a celebration

as beautiful and grand as their love is.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a wedding to plan.

- First of all, Baby, it's not exactly a wed--

- Trust me, Daddy.

If any-fishy knows love, it's me.

Love you!

- [snoring]

- Grandma, Grandpa, talk to me.

What are we thinking for the cake?

- Hmm, nothing over the top.

We just want it sweet and simple.

- Like our love.

- A simple cake. You got it!

[muttering]

And done!

A layer for every year

Grandma and Grandpa have been married.

Ah! - My, what a complicated cake.

It's over the top.

- Wha--? No way!

This cake is just how my grandparents wanted it:

simple, dozens and dozens of simple layers

on top of each other.

- [strumming guitar]

- Every party needs music! Any ideas?

- Hmm, I think we might have some old records lying around.

That would be nice and simple.

- Records?

- Let's play something fun and funky.

- Just like our love.

Ooh, maybe Eel-y Dan

or Fleetwood Mack-erel?

- Ooh! Or what about Pearl Clam?

- Fun and funky, eh?

- So you want us to sing a duet

for your grandparents' ceremony?

- ♪ Yes, I do ♪

-et. [laughs]

- And you're sure they don't want something more low-key,

like some old records?

- Well, they want fun and funky.

And nothing says fun and funky like

a Glow-J Baby Shark collab,

plus one or two more instruments for good measure.

[bright fanfare]

- If you say so.

- OK, let's take it from the top.

, , , hit it!

♪ ♪

both: ♪ This is the greatest ♪

♪ Love song of all time ♪

♪ It didn't have to, but it's gonna rhyme ♪

All right, you two lovey-guppies,

all that's left are the decorations.

I'm thinking lasers!

- Uh...

- That seems like too much, squiddo.

- Huh.

OK, so maybe just a few lasers, then.

- Well, some simple fin-made decorations would be

more than enough, arts and crafts style.

- Hmm, crafts, crafts.

[gasps] Crafts! Got it!

Hmm, do you think Grandpa's eyebrows need more snow?

- No, but are you sure this is what they want?

Your grandparents seem more like the keep-it-simple types.

- They said they wanted a craft.

And what could be more crafty than this?

We're crafting!

- Hmm. Well, did you check your list?

- Uh-huh.

- Did you check it twice?

- Oh, Santa Jaws, relax. It's the offseason.

With this as the centerpiece of the reception,

it's sure to be the most jaw-some

vows renewal of all time!

[upbeat music]

- OK, getting warmer.

Ready to be blown away by

an absolutely perfect representation of your love?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Hello-ooh-oh ♪

- So?

both: Uh...

- Oh, wait, how could I forget?

That's not everything.

[claps fins] [loud music]

Lasers!

[laughs] You're so happy, you're speechless?

- Baby, we really do appreciate all your hard work,

but this is a lot for us.

- Uh, what do you mean?

- It's just, when it comes to our love,

we like to keep things simple.

- Maybe it would be best if

we put off the ceremony until next year.

- [gasps] Next year?

- But you go ahead and enjoy your fancy party.

[sad music]

- Hi there, squiddo.

- I don't understand.

All I wanted was to give them a ceremony

as beautiful and grand and fin-credible as their love.

Ah, but I ruined everything.

- Oh, Baby, I know your heart was in the right place.

Hey, come with me.

There's something I want to show you.

These are pictures of Grandma and Grandpa's wedding

from when I was just a pup.

- Whoa!

- It wasn't flashy, but it was special

because it was just what Grandma and Grandpa wanted:

a sweet and simple celebration of their love.

- Aw, you all look so happy.

You were right, Daddy.

All this time, I've been so focused on

what I wanted the ceremony to be

that I didn't consider what Grandma and Grandpa might want.

I have to make this right.

I'm the official vows renewal

ceremony planner extraordinaire,

and I've got a wedding to plan.

- Not a wedding, Baby!

- Grandma, Grandpa,

I'm sorry for not listening to what you wanted at first.

Instead of planning the wedding of my dreams,

I should have been planning the wedding of yours.

[both gasp]

- Hoppin' halibut, you did all this for us?

- Wow! It looks just like it did

when we first got married.

- Thank you so much, squiddo!

- Aw.

- Are we ready for a vow renewal?

[all cheering]

- And I can "o-fish-iate." [laughs]

I took a class online and got my certificate.

- Sweety-fins, would you do me the honor

of being my old shark bride?

- Only if you'll be my old shark groom.

[record needle scratches]

♪ Your love is sweet, you keep me sharp ♪

♪ Hold my fin, and I'll hold your heart ♪

both: ♪ How I love swimmin' along with you ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Life is good when you're with me ♪

♪ Whether gentle tides or stormy seas ♪

both: ♪ How I love swimmin' along with you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ What more could I need? - ♪ What could I need? ♪

- ♪ Life is simple, but oh, so sweet ♪

- ♪ Swimmin' along ♪ - ♪ Swimmin' along ♪

both: ♪ Swimmin' along with you ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Other fish need fancy things ♪

- ♪ Tuxedo tails and pearly rings ♪

- ♪ I just wanna be swimmin' along with you ♪

- I now pronounce you shark and wife, again!

both: ♪ What more could I need? ♪

- ♪ We don't need nothin' ♪

- ♪ Life is simple, but oh, so sweet ♪

- ♪ Swimmin' along ♪ - ♪ Swimmin' along ♪

both: ♪ Swimmin' along with you ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Swimmin' along, swimmin' along, swimmin' along ♪

both: ♪ With you ♪

[all cheering]

- Vow renewal! [all shout]

Robots!

- Oh, uh, whoops. [chuckles]

Forgot to take that laser down.

[laughter]

- Say "love!"

all: Love!

♪ ♪

- "Swimming Solo."

[upbeat music]

- Surf's up. Enjoy, my little pup.

- [gasps] Ooh, pan-kelps!

Oh, thanks, Mommy.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

[chomps]

Mmm.

- Well, I hope you'll be OK

while I'm gone today at Hole Punch Con.

♪ ♪

- You won't be here?

But what if something makes me sad and blue,

and I need a hug?

- I know you're used to having me around,

but sometimes you have to comfort yourself.

- Comfort myself?

- That's right.

Last year at Hole Punch Con,

when I lost the Golden Hole Puncher Award to Shelly,

I was really sad I didn't win.

And I didn't have you or Daddy to comfort me.

So I used all my sharky strength

and gave myself a big hug, like this.

[heartwarming music]

♪ ♪

- Wow! That's jaw-some.

- Yep, sometimes the only shark who can make you feel better

is you.

It's like a superpower.

- A superpower.

- The trick is to get to know yourself.

And then you'll know how to make yourself feel better.

- I want to do that.

I want to know myself.

I want a superpower!

- Then maybe it's finally time for you to go on a solo swim.

- A solo swim?

- Yep, that's when you get to know yourself better

by spending the whole day alone.

- Aw, being alone all day sounds tough.

But it'll be worth it if I can have a superpower like yours.

- That's the spirit.

Now, if you really need me,

you know you can always reach me on my shell-phone.

[buzzing]

Hello?

- I miss you.

- [laughs]

Baby, I'm not even out the door yet.

- [giggles] Sorry.

- You're gonna have a great solo swim, Baby.

I know you can do it.

- Aw, thanks, Mommy.

Bring home that Golden Hole Puncher!

- Oh, I will.

Goodbye, little pup.

- I'm gonna know me so hard!

[laughs]

All right, I'm swimmin' solo.

Let's do this.

♪ ♪

Oh, look out, fishies.

I'm the new mayor of Block Town.

OK, minis, it's time to get dusted and organized.

[humming]

[coughs]

Ah, great job, uh, me. [laughs]

My room is spotless.

Time to shell-ebrate with a little tea party.

- [burps] - [laughs]

Ah, well, this isn't so bad.

There was plenty of solo time.

Must've been three whole hours.

[clock ticking]

[gasps] Three minutes?

This is boring!

You can't cage a social sea butterfly.

I need companionship, banter!

Wait. [gasps] I know.

Hello, Mommy-Pillow-Shark.

Oh, what's that?

[laughs] Of course it still counts as

a solo swim when we're together.

After all, you're not real.

[gasps] I mean, you're perfect just the way you're stuffed!

Now, how about a round of Manta Ray Match?

OK. Guess what card I'm holding.

[gasps] Sandcastle? That's right.

Wave. Yes.

Seashell. Bubble.

Seashell. Seashell. Wave. Bubble.

Sandcastle. Seashell. Wave, wave, wave!

Oh, wow! It's like you can read my mind.

Hmm, what to do now?

Ooh, I have an idea.

Let's get outside and play some fin-ball.

[rock music]

Come on, Mommy-Pillow, don't hold back.

Give it all you got!

[wind blows]

OK, so fin-ball isn't your thing, huh?

What do you want to do instead?

Huh? What's that you say?

I have to decide since it's my solo swim?

[groans]

OK, Baby, you can do this.

To the next solo swim adventure!

[upbeat music]

, .

This is so fun, huh, Mommy-Pillow?

Huh? You're moving?

Oh, my gills, I bored you to life!

[dramatic music]

Hey, find your own solo swim support pillow!

[grunts]

There, there. You're safe.

Now, back to counting sand dollars.

What number were we on?

[laughter]

Huh? What's that joyful, joyful sound?

[laughter]

It's my friends? Playing?

I mean, they can't be having that much fun.

- [laughs]

I've never had so much fun in my life!

- I concur. [laughs]

- Yeah, this is the most fun ever!

[laughs]

- [growls]

I don't need to play, right?

What do you mean I need to make the decision for myself?

- Hey, every-fishy, is that a Baby Shark sighting?

- Flow sho' it is.

- Baby, come over and play with us!

- [whimpering]

- I say! Is the most fun fishy

in the deep blue sea avoiding us?

- I'm not!

I just really want that superpower!

- What superpower?

- [makes "I dunno" sound]

- [groans]

Huh? What's happening?

I don't want to swim towards them,

but I'm being drawn like a magnet to fun!

[groans]

Every part of me just wants to play!

[groans]

- I know you can do it.

- You can do it, Baby.

Sorry, fishies, I'm on a solo swim,

and I gotta keep swimmin' solo.

- I suppose it's settled, then.

Baby Shark is on a solo swim, and we must respect that.

- What's a solo swim?

- I haven't the faintest idea.

- [grunts]

Take that, temptation.

I did it! Solo! Woo-hoo!

[humming]

I couldn't have done it without you.

[laughs] What's that?

I did it all by myself because you aren't real?

[gasps]

Hmm, what to do now?

Ooh, I have an idea.

OK, Baby, you can do this.

To the next solo swim adventure!

Sorry, fishes, I'm on a solo swim

and I gotta keep swimmin' solo.

You're right, I did it!

I spent the day by myself!

Whee!

[dramatic music]

Hey, let go!

♪ ♪

Mommy-Pillow-Shark!

[crying]

I'm feeling so blue and I don't know what to do.

Wait a minute.

I wonder... [sniffles]

I think I know what I need:

a hug from some-fishy I love.

[heartwarming music]

♪ ♪

Huh, I made myself feel better.

I have the superpower!

[upbeat music]

♪ I'm swimming solo, solo ♪

♪ Today, it's just me, and I really like my own flow ♪

♪ I got a lot of friends but no, today, it's just me ♪

♪ I don't need some-fishy to hold me ♪

♪ I'm alone, but I'm not lonely, flow, no ♪

♪ My mommy told me I got a friend who's with me always ♪

♪ And that's me ♪

♪ I know what I need, I got my own back fin ♪

♪ I give a squeeze to bring the calm back in ♪

♪ Happiness check, yeah, that happened ♪

♪ I'm feeling so free 'cause today's about me ♪

♪ I'm swimming solo, solo ♪

♪ Today, it's just me, and I really like my own flow ♪

♪ I got a lot of friends, but no, today, it's just me ♪

♪ Yeah, and I'm feeling free ♪

♪ No-fishy else, I'm happy by myself ♪

♪ Free ♪

♪ Today, it's just me, and I'm feeling free, yeah ♪

♪ I'm swimming solo, solo ♪

♪ Today, it's just me, and I really like my own flow ♪

♪ I got a lot of friends but no, today, it's just me ♪

[upbeat music]

- Any-fishy home? - Mommy!

- Oh, I wish you could have been at Hole Punch Con with me.

I broke the hole punching record!

Take that, Shelly.

- [laughs] Congratulations, Mommy.

- Thanks, Baby.

How was your solo swim?

- Well, let's just say...

[heartwarming music]

♪ ♪

I may have learned a new superpower.

- Jaw-some! I'm so proud of you.

Mm! - [laughs]

I love you, Mommy.

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- Pinkfong.