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03x09 - Goldie's Understudies/One Little Peek

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Shark's Big Show!". Aired: December 11, 2020 – present.*
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In the underwater town of Carnivore Cove, Baby Shark has different musical adventures with his best friend William, his other friends, and his family.

03x09 - Goldie's Understudies/One Little Peek

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- ♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ Baby Shark ♪

♪ And this is my show, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my mom, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's my dad, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ That's William! - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ We live here ♪

♪ We do fun things ♪

♪ And through it all - ♪ Do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

- ♪ We dance and sing ♪

♪ This is Baby... - ♪ Baby... ♪

all: ♪ "Shark's Big Show" ♪

- ♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪

- Now, to check the planner

and see what's scheduled for tomorrow.

Oh, yes! so many activities!

Hmm?

Oh, no!

So many activities!

Legasp!

Jack-o-leen, I've completely overbooked myself!

Tomorrow, I promised to help Wallace with his magic act,

go ice skating with Shadow, sing the town anthem

at the barnacle ball game, model for Vera's art class,

appear in a commercial for Iceberg Ice Cream,

and take you, Jack-o-leen, to the pumpkin salon.

Gah, don't look at me like that!

Your silence speaks volumes!

[groans]

I know I'm at my limit,

but I simply hate disappointing fishies.

Whatever shall I do? [groans]

No, Jack-o-leen, I can't tell the truth.

That would mean letting down my adoring fans.

But there's simply no way

I can be in six places at the same time.

What's that?

[gasps] Great idea, Jack-o-leen.

It's a wild scheme,

but with the power of theater, it just might work.

[upbeat music]

- You want the five of us to pretend to be you?

- Precisely!

I'm confident you'll all be marvelous understudies.

- [groans] I don't know, Goldie.

Wouldn't it be better to just tell every fishy

you overbooked yourself?

- Yeah, they'll understand.

- No, my fans shan't be disappointed!

This is the only way forward.

- Being Goldie does sound pretty fun.

- Let's do it.

[imitating Goldie] But darling...

[as self] How could we ever replace the real life you?

- I'll simply teach you.

Pay attention and soon you'll all be glittering like Goldie.

♪ ♪

♪ The sea's your stage, just own it ♪

♪ You're born for this, and you know it ♪

♪ Glowing up like glitter under the spotlight ♪

♪ Grace and poise, you're movin' ♪

♪ In control, now you're groovin' ♪

♪ Swim, strut, swim, strut, smile ♪

♪ Just likemoi♪

♪ Just likemoi♪

♪ Razzle, dazzle, be a star ♪

♪ Dive into the drama ♪

♪ Be brave, be bold, be just like Goldie ♪

♪ Fashion, passion, you'll go far ♪

♪ Dive into the drama ♪

♪ Be brave, be bold ♪

♪ Be gold just likemoi♪

Glitter.

Darlings, it's the role of a lifetime.

All you have to be is authentically me.

♪ Blowing up, yeah, you're big-time ♪

♪ Every side is your good side ♪

Pause.

♪ Now, give it to 'em, just likemoi!♪

♪ Razzle, dazzle be a star, dive into the drama ♪

♪ Be brave, be bold, be just like Goldie ♪

♪ Fashion, passion, you'll go far ♪

♪ Dive into the drama ♪

♪ Be brave, be bold, be gold ♪

♪ Just likemoi♪

And that concludes our eight-part lecture

on the art of Goldie.

- Cool.

Uh, I mean, fin-tabulous!

- [chuckling] Almost.

Now, Goldies, the moment you've all been waiting for.

It's time to introduce yourselves as my selves.

- Boldness is goldness, everyfishy.

One must be bold to be Goldie.

- Anything is possible with a little razzle-dazzle.

- All the sea is a stage, darling.

- Poise and grace.

- My name is Goldie now.

- Marvelous, marvelous. Ah!

You're ready.

We're off to the pumpkin salon.

You know your tasks.

Now, go, my Goldies!

Get out there and make me famous!

all: Uh.

- I mean proud.

- Divine! - Ah, yes, of course.

[upbeat music]

- Baby shark, what are you doing here?

Uh, I thought Goldie was coming.

- [imitating Goldie] Don't worry, darling.

You're in fin-tabulous fins.

This is the role I was born to play.

- But are you sure you can do the magic trick

she was going to help me with?

- But of course. Goldie--I mean, me.

[chuckles] Me.

I mean, Baby.

I mean, me, who is Goldie!

All about it.

- Right.

- Now, let's take it from the top!

Chomp, chomp.

- All right, here we flow.

[clears throat] Nothing in my fins.

Then boo-hoo.

Ta-da! A rope of handkerchiefs.

- Fantastic, darling.

Now, my turn.

Nothing in my fins?

Then behold!

One handkerchief.

No, that's not right.

Come on, Baby, just channel Goldie.

Boldness is goldness. Be bold.

Ahem.

Behold!

Behold!

Behold!

Behold!

Behold!

- Uh, Baby, this might be too many.

- [as self] I've lost control!

I've become so bold that I simply cannot stop!

Behold, behold!

Behold, behold, behold, behold!

Ta-da?

[soft peaceful music]

- Hey, what gives?

I was supposed to be ice skating with Goldie.

- [imitating Goldie] Darling, open your mind.

Anything is possible with a little razzle-dazzle.

- OK, Goldie.

But you're going to need a lot of upper body strength

to do that final move.

From the top!

♪ ♪

- Why, I'm swim-sational!

I'm a vision on ice.

- Time for the big lift.

- Wait, what?

[train horn blowing]

Think razzle-dazzle. Think razzle-dazzle.

[strains]

[both shout]

- Huh. Nice one, Goldie.

- Apologies, darling.

[as self] I sure hope Vola's is doing better

at the barnacle ball game.

[upbeat organ music playing]

- Uh, splish-splash.

Are you sure you want to sing the town anthem?

The real Goldie has a five-octave range.

- Not to worry.

I certainly know what that means.

- [sighs] Good. No further questions.

[suspenseful upbeat music]

- [imitating Goldie] All the sea is a stage, darling.

♪ Oh, We searched the whole wide ocean ♪

♪ To find this treasure trove ♪

♪ But we couldn't find a better town ♪

♪ As deep as we all dove ♪

♪ We're thankful for community and thankful for our home ♪

♪ We love Carnivore... ♪

[bad screeching note] ♪ Cove! ♪

[wind whistling]

Leguests, wherever have they gone?

Ugh. Every fish is a critic.

- Huh. An understudy?

- [imitating Goldie] Indeed.

And a marvelous one at that.

- It's just that Goldie has a lot of poise and grace.

That's important when you're modeling for an art class.

- I hereby vow to have fin-tabulous poise and be--

uh--ooh--totally grace-tastic!

[upbeat music]

- OK, pause right here.

And remember, be perfectly still.

♪ ♪

[sniffles and groans]

[as self] Uh-oh.

I feel an itch coming on.

Just ignore it, Chucksarooni.

♪ ♪

- [chuckling] Ooh, what an enriching experience.

[gasps] And such a still model.

- [groans] What would Goldie do?

[gasps] Poise and grace, poise and grace!

Itch my face! Itch my face!

- Ah! My painting. It's ruined!

- Sorry! I mean-- [clears throat]

[imitating Goldie] Pardonmoi, MonsieurClownfish.

[as self] I hope things are going better for Hank

filming that ice cream commercial.

He only has one line.

- Whoa! [all screaming]

- Swim for your lives!

[dramatic music]

- No! My ice cream!

- And scene!

- [groans]

[upbeat music]

- You were right, Jack-o-leen.

The squash scrub worked wonders.

You look absolutely gourd-geous.

[laughs]

- Um, Goldie, it appears there have been a few minor,

uh, complications.

- Huh?

[suspenseful music]

- Your understudy dropped me!

- Your understudy ruined my commercial!

And melted all my ice cream!

- We tried our best,

but we couldn't replace the real you.

- Oh, dear.

I thought I could make you all happy

if I said yes to every plan.

But I should have told you the truth.

I made too many commitments, and I couldn't keep them all.

I am sorry.

- Oh, splish-splash, Goldie.

You're a town treasure.

You should have just told us you were too busy.

- Yeah, we'd understand.

We care about you

and would never want you to feel overwhelmed.

- Yeah! - That's right!

- Why, you're all the best fans a fishy you could ask for.

Thank you. Thank you!

From now on,

I'll show the respect I have for others and myself

by being honest when I am at my limit.

[all cheering]

- Aw! Does this mean we don't get to be Goldies anymore?

It was so fun!

- [imitating Goldie] Oh, yes. I'm quite deep into character.

[as self] I'm not entirely sure

where I end and where Goldie begins.

- Well, that's because you're holding my fin

quite tightly, darling.

- Can't we razzle-dazzle just a little while longer?

- Well, I don't mind my company.

[cheers and laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- And then I said, thank you very much,

but I won't be needing another ride onthatcarousel.

- [laughing] That's amazing, Lannie!

I'm going to have a pretty wild day, too.

Do you know why?

- How could I forget?

Today is Ground Cod's Day!

[Ground cod trills]

Oh, it is so adorable when the little cod

comes out of the hole and sees his shadow.

[Baby Shark sighs]

- Just kidding!

Happy Birthday, Baby! [laughs]

- [laughs] I knew you wouldn't forget.

- What are you going to do to celebrate?

- Oh, everything.

I'll open gifts

and we'll have cake and we'll play games.

And did I mention I'll open gifts?

- [gasps] I'm lighting up just thinking about it.

Do you know what your mom and dad got you?

- I don't.

And the suspense is krilling me.

- OK, yes, but also, not knowing is part of the fun.

Then you get to unwrap it and blah! Surprise!

- You're probably right. [sighs]

I wish you weren't so far away, Lannie.

- Is this better?

- [chuckling] No.

I just mean I wish you weren't all the way in Chomp City.

- Me too.

♪ ♪

- [gasps] A gift!

Got to flow, Lannie. I miss you!

- Bye-bye, Baby! Have a happy birthday!

- Here's your tablet, Mommy. Thanks for letting me use it.

- Anything for the birthday pup.

- Anything?

Does that mean you'll tell me what's in the box?

- [chuckling] Sorry, Baby.

But you'll have to wait until your party to find out.

- But my party is hours away.

I can't wait that long.

- Oh, I have faith in you.

And I'll put this away in my room so you won't be tempted.

- But being patient is so hard!

Hmm. I need a distraction.

Maybe a good old-fashioned play sesh

will take my mind off my gift.

[upbeat music]

- There. Sandcastle number one complete.

- Sandcastle number two also complete.

- That leaves sandcastle number--

Baby?

- Huh? What?

Oh. [chuckles] Whoops.

I guess I'm distracted.

I just really want to know what my birthday gift is.

- A tale as old as time,

but take it from me, you just have to wait.

- But all I can think about is

untying that big, beautiful bow!

- Chucks is leading a meditation at Fort Fin-ship.

Maybe that would help.

- [gasps] That's a great idea.

- That's it. Just be in the moment.

Empty your mind.

- My mind is completely empty.

[gasps] I don't even remember my name.

- Hi, Vola.

- Oh, right. That's it.

- Hi, Chucks.

I need to take my mind off my birthday gift.

May I join you?

- Flow-sho!

Park your birthday tail fin and let's center your shark-ras.

Take a deep breath.

Each moment is a gift.

- [gulps] Gift?

- Stay in the present.

- Present? Where?

- Now, one more breath as we wrap up.

- Ugh!

I'm trying to be patient, but it's not working!

- Splish-splash!

- [gasps] The gift.

Huh?

Huh?

What?

And another?

[screams]

Yeah.

- Are you excited for your birthday, baby?

- [screams]

[dramatic music]

- [panting]

I'm seeing presents everywhere.

And only one thing will cure me.

Seeing my gift.

Sure, looking for the present would be naughty.

But what if I go in Mommy and Daddy's room

for a different reason and accidentally find it?

[suspenseful music]

Ta!

I mean look how flat these pillows are.

This is a pillow-fluffing emergency.

Whoop, whoop, whoop.

Whoopsie, dropped it.

Under the bed.

I better go get it.

Aww.

My present, it's glorious.

Oh, Mommy told me not to open it.

But she didn't say I couldn't take one little peek.

Uh...

[paper ripping]

Ah! [laughs]

[gasps]

It's the She-Shark Squeeze and Speak toy I wanted!

It says over unique phrases.

- You should never peek at your birthday gifts

because it ruins the surprise.

- Hmm.

That was oddly specific.

[sighs] I feel so much better.

Now, to perfectly rewrap the present

so no fishy knows I peeked.

[soft upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[humming]

Put that here, move that there, and voilà!

[sad trombone]

Oh, no.

It doesn't look how it did before.

If mommy sees this,

she'll definitely know I peeked.

I have no idea how to fix it.

What should I do?

- If you're in a bind, seek help from friends.

- Of course.

My friends will know what to do.

Thanks, She-Shark.

- Safety scissors.

[suspenseful music]

Juice box.

♪ ♪

[gulps] Ooh, refreshing.

- [gulps]

♪ ♪

- Well. [chuckles] How'd it go?

- It was close, but...

the present is going to be OK.

[fanfare]

- It's perfect!

Thank you, Dr. Best Friend.

[grunts]

Now, all that's left is to get the present back

before any fishy notices it's missing.

But how?

Oh, I know.

- Figure it out on your own.

- Ugh.

[upbeat music]

- Check it out, Mr. and Mrs. Shark.

I call this trick... [grunts]

the distraction!

- Ooh! - [laughs]

- [whispering] Now's our chance.

Come on.

- Hut, hut, look!

- Incredible! [laughs]

♪ ♪

- And that concludes my show. Thanks for watching.

By the way, isn't it time for Baby's birthday party?

- Would you look at that?

You're right.

It's party time, every fishy!

[laughter and chatter]

- Which way? I can't--

- Over there. Over there.

- It's so dark in here.

- Oh, up--not so far.

[upbeat music slows down]

- [sighs]

- It's present time!

[all cheering]

- Yeah, baby, open that present!

- Oh, good. Yes.

Uh, hooray. [chuckles uncomfortably]

Now to open my gift for the first time ever.

[suspenseful music]

Oh!

Wow, the She-Shark toy I wanted!

I'm so surprised!

- See?

Isn't it so much better because you waited?

- Give it a squeeze, baby.

[toy squeaks]

- There's nothing more heroic than telling the truth.

- [groans]

[groans] Sorry, Mommy and Daddy.

But She-Shark is right.

both: Huh?

- I admit it! I peeked at my gift!

I ruined my surprise.

[laughter]

Huh? What's so funny?

- We knew you'd have a hard time not peeking at your gift.

- That's why we planned one more surprise for you.

- The kind you can't peek at.

- Surprise!

- [gasps] Lannie!

You're here!

- I was going to dress like a clown and jump out of a cake,

but I'm afraid of them.

- You're afraid of clowns?

- No, cakes.

[laughter]

- Mommy, you were right.

Next time I'll be patient.

[sighs] It's so fun to be surprised.

- Ah! Cake!

[gasps and pants]

It's OK. I'll be brave.

- Ready to sing, every fishy?

- One, two...

♪ Three! ♪

- ♪ Hey, it's my birthday ♪

all: ♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪

- ♪ Hey! It's my birthday ♪

all: ♪ Happy, happy birthday ♪

- ♪ I'm the birthday Baby ♪

♪ I came here to say... ♪

all: ♪ It's my birthday today ♪

♪ It's my birthday ♪

♪ Let's shake our tails and shell-e-brate ♪

♪ It's my birthday today ♪

♪ It's my birthday ♪

- ♪ Ooh, I really love a party ♪

♪ Ooh, I really love to play ♪

♪ Ooh, it's really good to know I'm ♪

all: ♪ Getting bigger every day ♪

- ♪ I'm gonna blow out my candles and I'm... ♪

all: ♪ Gonna eat a piece of cake ♪

♪ All together with our friends ♪

♪ It's going to be so great ♪

Hey!

- ♪ I'm the birthday Baby ♪

all: ♪ I came here to say it's my birthday today ♪

♪ It's my birthday ♪

♪ Let's shake our tails and shell-e-brate ♪

♪ It's my birthday today ♪

♪ It's my birthday ♪

- Whose birthday? all: Baby's!

- Whose birthday? all: Baby's!

- And what's going on?

all: ♪ It's my birthday today ♪

♪ So let's shake our tails and shell-e-brate ♪

♪ It's my birthday today ♪

♪ It's my birthday ♪

Happy Birthday, Baby!

- Aw!

- ♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end, do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

♪ It's the end ♪

♪ Of our show ♪

♪ But don't go ♪

♪ Let's just flow ♪

♪ To the next episode of ♪

♪ "Baby Shark's Big Show" ♪

♪ Do, do-do, do-do-do ♪