08x21 - Mother and Child Reunion

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There she is, there's my ginger.

Oh, Howard, you're in such a good mood.

You Wade yourself.

You know, it doesn't count when you hang
from the shower rod.

Cute, Mary, cute, la, da, da, Dee, da.

Oh, what a beautiful morning.

Spring is in the air, and when it's spring,
a young man's fancy turns to... To what?

To this, Marion.

Oh, come on, come on.

Oh, Jiminy Crickets, hold his position.

Hurry back, you risky little guy.

Hi, does Fonzie live here?

Yes, but he lives... Hey, this is it, guys.

Let's go.

Hi,

my name's Eugene Belvin.

Might I say, you have quite a charming place here.

Thanks a lot for filling up my thermos.

You know, I need my Java.

Thanks a lot, huh?

What are you guys doing here?

Get your feet off the furniture.

Put back the thermos.

Put back the fruit.

You don't put back used fruit.

Fonzie, who are these boys?

I mean, he's fruit eaters.

That's my class.

That's my auto shop class.

What are you bothering these nice people for?

You gave us this address.

I told you upstairs.

I told them we were in the wrong place, but
they yelled at me and they threw me in the bushes.

We were gonna do that.

We're gonna do that anyways.

All right, all right, let's not waste time.

Everybody at the front door wait for me.

Keep it very nice and quiet.

There we are.

Let's go.

Where are you boys going?

I'm taking them on a very educational and cultural sojourn.

Oh, that's terrific.

Where are you taking them?

Junkyard.

Yeah, we're gonna take parts of old cars
and make a new car.

Oh, good.

Then you'll have something to drive home in.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys.

You're late.

You're late.

It's cold.

All right.

See you later.

See, I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, all right?

Good luck with your junking.

Yeah, you too.

Hey, Joe, what do you got in the bag?

I brought along a change of underwear.

That's a pretty big bag.

For everyone.

He's weird.

Angela!

Hey, baby.

Hey, Big Harold is back and you got him, honey.

I'm so excited, I may throw up.

Angela, I've got a couple of hamburgers here, and
I might not want a lot of onions and a lot of ketchup.

Thank you.

Buckley, grind me up a couple of cows,
make them cry and bleed on them.

Why am I starving?

I could eat a horse.

Hey, from the looks of this place, you might eat a horse.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think they like me too much.

All right, listen, guys, when they bring
you the check, argue.

All right.

Do I have to sit next to him?

No.

Thank you.

What in the name of Dion and the Belmonts are you doing?

You never know in whose mouth these have been.

Can I ask you a personal question?

Did your parents really want children?

Oh, yes, very much.

You must have been so disappointed when you were born.

Sure, sure, go ahead, laugh at my family's misfortune.

Okay, here you go, Big Harold.

When you finish that, I got a nice bone for you.

Huh?

Yeah.

Gotcha.

You found some great stuff today, teacher.

What kind of a car are we going to build?

Hey, that's up to you.

You're the ones who are going to build it.

What do you want?

I want a car that'll make girls crazy for me.

I'm a mechanic, not a magician.

There's so many boys.

Oh, don't tell me you're pledging a
fraternity and they sent you in this joint to eat.

Listen, what do you think that's good?

Here?

You're new in town.

The Patty melts won't k*ll you.

All right.

Bring me one of those.

Me too.

You?

Well, I think I'll get on the bandwagon
here and I'll have a Patty.

If you're having trouble, the next word is melt.

What are you staring at?

Haven't you seen a waitress before?

Is that your name there, Angela?

No, it's the name of my dress.

Bucky, grab me a nine cows, slap some old milk
on them and have them coming through the rod.

Fonz, what's wrong?

You don't look so good.

I think it's bad.

Maybe it's something I ate.

We haven't eaten yet.

Yeah, well, then it's going to be
something that I might eat.

Oh, man, you're getting greener by the second here.

I'll take you home right now.

Let's go.

But my Patty melt.

What Patty melt?

Smart move, boys.

Bucky, 86 to hurt.

Puff the magic dragon.

Have you seen Fonz?

No.

He didn't even open the door.

Well, I'm really worried about him now, you know.

He's been acting weird.

Do you realize he spent the past three
days in his apartment alone?

I wish he was here right now.

Don't call that meat company.

They shorted my meat order again today.

Well, if Fonzie was here, you know,
he'd take care of things like that.

But no, he's not here right now.

So I got to handle it myself.

Now I got to get tough.

Come on, come on.

All right, hello.

This is one angry Al Delvecchio speaking.

Listen, I'm getting sick and tired of you
guys shortchanging my meat orders.

Now you do that one more time and I'm coming
down there and you're going to see some sparks flying.

That's right.

You got that okay?

Good.

Now when your daddy comes in, give him the message.

Chachi.

Hey, Chachi.

I got to tell you something that's so important.

Fonz, you're up, you're out.

How are you feeling?

Chachi, listen.

Boy, Fonz, everybody missed you.

You know, girls were asking about you.

I'll even have to call the meat guy.

Chachi.

I came by your house today.

I was pounded on the door for like an hour.

Chachi, can I talk?

All right, go ahead.

Thank you.

What are you doing Saturday?

Nothing.

Would you go with me to the junkyard again?

Yeah.

Get on the phone.

Call all the guys.

We'll meet up down there at the junkyard.

All right.

Thanks.

Why don't you guys sing tables?

Tiptoe, tiptoe.

Be quiet.

Whisper when you order.

Fonz, can I get something to eat this time?

I haven't thought about that yet.

Fonz.

See?

See, there is egg on my fork.

Eugene?

Eugene, can I borrow your bag for a second?

Sure, Bobby.

Thank you.

Sit.

Sit.

You guys are crazy.

Fonz, I got to tell you something.

Yeah, spit it out.

So don't get crazy, because what I have to say is true.

You're acting a little bongo lately, Fonz.

You know what I mean?

Now, what is it with you?

And what are we doing back in this diner, huh?

You want to know?

Yeah.

You see that waitress over there?

Yeah.

That's my mother.

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All right, you want to get off the man's lap
or just tell him what you want for Christmas?

Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

You think that waitress is your mother?

Oh, that's great.

Say it loud enough, Europe hasn't heard yet.

That's why you dragged us here, isn't it?

Come on, Fonz, how could you think that
lady is your mother?

You haven't seen her since you were two.

Hey, that's wrong.

My father split when I was two.

She split when I was four.

Either way, it's a long time.

Now, how can you be so sure that's your mother?

My mother's name was Angela.

That waitress's name is Angela.

Oh, well, that clutches it.

She's your mother.

How'd you like to kiss the ceiling, huh?

Now, look at this.

Look at this.

What do you see?

The Lone Ranger.

What about this, huh?

Take a look.

Come on, Fonz, how can I tell from this picture?

I mean, this lady is young and that one's old.

Are you saying my possible mother is old?

No.

What?

I meant older.

I'm sorry, Fonz, I just don't see any resemblance.

But look harder, because I'm talking my mother.

All right.

Oh, it's you two again.

What are you going to order this time and
not stick around for, huh?

It'll never happen again.

No.

I think I'll have some eggs, bacon, and some toast.

Can I ask you something?

Anything.

What do you want me to ask you?

Why is he staring at me?

Well, he was, but he ain't no more.

I love what he's having.

Bucky, give me a double order.

I'm going to get it.

I'll have some Humpty Dumpties and put a tan on some bread.

What are you staring at my mother for?

You can't even take a closer look.

I didn't tell you to stick your head down her throat.

I didn't stick my head down her throat.

You almost did.

I did not.

You did too.

Did not.

Did too.

Did not.

Did too.

Did not.

Did too.

Do you want something else?

We do not.

Would you get control of yourself, please?

Chachi, I am getting a little crackers here.

All right, all right.

I'll tell you what.

If you're so positive this lady's your mother,
why don't you just go over there and ask her?

That's great.

What am I going to say?

I'm not going to just drive.

Why'd you walk out on me when I was four?

Yeah, you don't have to put it exactly that way, Fonz.

Maybe I don't want to put it any way.

Maybe I don't want to notice she's my mother, Chachi.

All right, all right.

Would you take it easy?

Why don't we just sit down and change the
subject, all right?

All right.

All right, everybody, just change the subject.

Angela!

Hey!

Hmm.

Do you miss me, Angela?

Yeah, like I miss Hitler.

Come on.

You miss me.

Okay.

There you go, fellas.

You miss me?

All right, big hero, what'll it be, the usual?

Uh, yeah, that'll be fine, baby.

Stay cool, Fonz, all right?

Buggy, grind up a cow, make it cry and bleed on it.

Come on, let's not start anything.

I'm not gonna start anything, I'm just
gonna have a little chat, that's all.

I'll be Emily Manners, all right?

You slap that waitress's behind one more time and I'm
gonna send you and your hands on separate vacations.

Nobody tells Big Harold what to do, nobody.

Not even Mrs. Big Harold.

Fonz, come on, you're not even sure that
lady is you-know-who.

Nobody has the right to slap that
waitress, it's in the Constitution.

You got trouble, Teej?

I ain't got no trouble here, that is, of
course, if Gargantua minds his P's and Q's.

What is that supposed to mean?

It means don't you ever slap that waitress again.

Hey, wait a minute, now, wait, wait.

Uh-uh, what's going on here?

This is what's going on, this.

This bozo says I can't do this anymore.

Here we go, boy.

Excuse me.

You tow truck, you want to step outside?

Yeah, I do.

All right, I'll be back in a minute.

Come on, Mary Jane.

No, don't.

Surprise!

Get a fire!

Come on!

All right, all right, so I'll be back in two minutes.

We're just saying so.

Come on!

Pretty!

Pretty!

Come on, Jerry, come on!

Hey,

any of you guys order eggs?

Forget it, this Bologna is delicious.

Fonz, you all right?

Yeah.

Why don't you get this slab of meat out of here?

Bring him back to his diesel.

You are terrific, Professor.

Yeah.

You must have exerted yourself.

A change of underwear will be quite refreshing.

Bobby?

All right, let's go to the junkyard.

Let's go.

All right, listen, guys, just wait for me
outside for a little while, all right?

I got some business to take care of.

Fonz, you're going to, uh...

I'm going to try.

Good luck, Fonz.

Yeah.

You won't be needing this.

Thank you.

Fonzie, you can get out of the stove.

It's all over.

Boy, there is never a dull moment around here.

What did you hit him for?

A lot of jerks slapped me on the Fanny.

I want every one of their names.

Hey, you're bleeding.

Come here.

No, it's not my blood.

My blood knows better.

Quite a fighter.

Yeah, well, I've been on my own since I was four.

Four?

That's a long time.

Yeah.

Walking forever.

Stop bleeding.

No, it might be a trick.

You live around here?

Yeah, I live around here.

You're not going to ask me for a date, are you?

That would be sick.

Thank you.

No, that didn't come out right.

Trust me, I...

Could I show you something?

Sure.

Look at this picture.

What do you see?

Does it look familiar?

Sure, sure it does.

I know it.

I absolutely knew it.

It's the Lone Ranger.

All right, what about this woman and the little boy?

Hey, that's a cute little boy.

Yeah.

I love the way he's going like this.

Look at the woman.

Do you see any resemblance whatsoever?

Yeah, she looks a lot like the kid.

Angela, don't you think that maybe she
looks a little like you?

It's me.

Me?

Yeah, a little.

But I've never been in San Diego.

But you knew it was taken in San Diego.

Well, there's a sign here that says, welcome to San Diego.

Hey.

Is that little boy you?

Yeah, my name is Arthur Fonzarelli.

That's my name, Arthur Fonzarelli.

I heard you the first time.

And that woman is my mother.

Do I?

Do I detect a little bitterness?

No.

You detect a lot of little bitterness.

Listen, kid.

Bitterness will k*ll you.

Yeah, that's fine.

Tell me about it.

Tell me about it.

Maybe there's a day that goes by when I
don't think of that woman.

I mean, I'll tell you something.

It's a good thing that you were not my
mother, because I don't know what I would

say to a woman that walks out on a four-year-old, you know?

Maybe she had her reasons.

Don't give me reasons.

What do you mean reasons?

You tell the kid reasons.

Tried himself to sleep every night for one year.

Listen, Angela, I, uh, I'm very, uh, I
mean, I was, uh, to, uh, to yell like that.

I didn't mean to let it out on you, you know,
but sometimes my mouth's got a mind of its own.

Forget it.

Yeah.

Hey, uh, kid, um.

I want to, listen, I, I, I want to tell you something.

I knew a woman once who was married when she was 17.

She was just a kid herself.

Look how young my mother is there.

Well, a year later, she had a kid and she wasn't ready.

And then the kid's father ran out on her
and no note, no nothing.

Yeah, my daddy, he joined the Merchant Marines.

Well, then maybe you can understand why she fell apart.

Well, anyway, she thought that it'd be
better if somebody else raised the kid.

I was raised by my grandma Nussbaum.

Well, well, the years passed and, oh, she
wanted to go and see how that kid was doing.

But she, she never did because, well, she gave it up.

And she figured that when she gave it up,
she gave up all rights to being the kid's mother.

But she never, never forgot.

Got that kid.

Now, maybe that's how it was with your mother.

Sounds like you're talking from experience here.

Yeah.

I had a little... Boy?

No, I had a little girl.

You sure it wasn't a boy?

No, they tell you at the hospital.

Look, kid.

There's a lot of people got the same problem you got.

Excuse me.

Fonz, you better get a move on.

Your students are stuffing rocks down Eugene's pants.

So am I.

Well, now they're looking for a lake.

All right, we'll come out to do that, but do not hurry.

All right, Fonz.

I'll be outside.

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Angela, I really do deeply appreciate that
you told me this story, you know,

because it helps me understand a little bit how
it maybe could have happened in the first place.

Maybe I won't feel so bad no more.

I'm sure that your mother, wherever she
is, would be very happy to hear that.

I would like to know that myself.

You know, maybe if I come up here again sometime,
you know, I could just stop in with a chat or something.

Hey, I'd like that.

I was thinking when you were talking that
if you found your own daughter,

you could tell her that, you know,
and she would understand.

Well, thanks.

Maybe I'll, well, maybe I'll do that someday.

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