10x11 - Since I Don't Have You

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♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hums ♪

♪ Ready to race to you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ Good-bye, gray sky, hello, blue ♪

♪ There's nothing can hold me when I hold you ♪

♪ It feels so right it can't be wrong ♪

♪ Rocking and rolling all week long ♪

[organ solo plays over rhythmic hand claps]

♪ Sunday, Monday, happy days ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days ♪

♪ Thursday, Friday, happy days ♪

♪ Saturday, what a day ♪

♪ Groovin' all week with you ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Share them with me ♪
- ♪ Oh, happy days ♪

♪ These days are ours ♪

- ♪ Happy and free ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪

♪ These happy days are yours and mine ♪

♪ These happy days are yours ♪

♪ And mine, Happy Days! ♪

Guys, I appreciate your enthusiasm,
but all we did was get new uniforms.

Hey, face it, with a team like ours,
this may be the high point of the season.

Gentlemen, we did not buy new uniforms to lose.

Oh, here comes the pep talk.

Now, I will agree that our games
have been very tough, albeit

poorly dressed teams, but my three years of coaching...

Now, Flip, I'm inspiring the team.

Gentlemen, basketball is a game of...

timing.

You did it again.

Rog, embrace yourself.

I'm going to tell you something,
and I don't want you to fall apart.

You don't like the new uniforms?

Sassy.

Rog, Lorraine Bolander's in town.

I told you never to say that name when I was happy.

Roger, she's on her way to Arnold's.

Now, listen, the car's running out back, and
I got directions to a cabin at Lake Whitefish.

What are you worried about?

You think I'm going to grovel at her feet,
tell her I can't live without her,

act like some sort of blithering idiot in front of her?

You always did before.

Look, maybe that's the way it used to be, but I've changed.

Oh, sure, I'll be polite.

I'll say hi, but that is where this guy draws the line.

I'm sorry to disappoint you.

I'm not disappointed.

Yeah, I'm amazed.

What?

I like his brooms.

Oh, yeah, let me guess.

They hate the new uniform.

No, Lorraine is back.

No!

Yes.

Who's Lorraine?

Lorraine Bolander.

Didn't I tell you about her?

You tell me about a lot of things.

Mostly, I don't listen.

He's busy.

He can't talk.

Lorraine.

Lorraine.

Where do I begin?

Preferably toward the end.

I guess it all started back...

when we were in the fifth grade.

I wasn't ready for Lorraine.

But she was ready for me.

Even as a kid, she had me mystified.

All right, now, children.

I want it boy-girl, boy-girl, and so on.

All right?

Oh, thank you for being so polite, Roger.

That's an extra gold star for you.

Teacher's egg.

Hi, Roger.

Hi, Lorraine.

Guess what?

Jimbo Kelly moved away.

You know what that means?

Uh, is folks' houses for sale?

No, big silly.

Now you're my boyfriend.

I like daisies, vanilla Cokes, Rudy Cazuti, and you.

Want to kiss me?

Here?

No, I could get it to merit.

All right, now, everybody.

Smile, and one, two, three.

That day on, I was under her spell.

That was just the beginning.

I mean, I was like a revolving door for her.

Every time she broke up with another guy,
she'd come back to me.

In high school, Fonz, I took her to the senior prom.

We danced all night to our song, since I don't have you.

You, you, you.

I'm holding a razor here.

No, it wasn't such a hot night anyway.

She left with another guy.

This is pathetic.

I'll say.

They took my car.

Is there a lot more to your story?

My face is just drying up.

Well, you see, I thought by going away to
Yale, things would change.

I mean, I'd have other things to think about.

You know, basketball, the debate team,
how to keep a pipe lit.

But no, she came back.

This time, I was so sure she changed.

I thought after all those years of chasing
and losing her that we were finally in love.

Lorraine!

Lorraine!

This is gonna be a great day for us, Lorraine.

I want you to wear this.

Oh, Roger, for me?

Yeah.

Oh, Roger, what a surprise.

Oh, Roger, you're a dream.

It's so cute, just like you.

Thank you.

Roger, I wish I could stay, but Kenny
Cleveland's waiting for me.

I'm gonna spend Thanksgiving with his family in Nantucket.

And thanks for the pants.

It's really neat.

That's how it happened.

But this time, this time I decided to handle it like a man.

So I ran away and moved to Milwaukee.

Let me ask you something.

What?

You wanna be a pump jockey all your life?

A what?

A pump jockey, because that's what you
are, is an emotional gas station.

I mean, think it, alright?

Yeah.

Alright, Lorraine is out there cruising around, right?

As soon as she's on empty, she kind of
cruises right into you for what?

For some high-test comfort and understanding.

And then you play around a little bit under the hood.

Bam!

Squeals wheels on your heart.

What are you left with?

An empty pump, Tom.

You're right, Fonz.

You're right.

You know, you're right.

When Lorraine gets here, I'm gonna tell
her that the pump is closed.

Lorraine?

Lorraine?

Lorraine?

Roger.

Hold it right there, Lorraine.

Let me just guess what brought you back to me.

You love New York, you have a Trinity
little apartment on the east side,

a nice job with a small but prestigious
advertising agency, then you started

having lunch with the head of the agency, Paul.

Patrick.

Perfect.

Soon you and Patrick, a three-piece suit
of a guy, are engaged to be engaged.

Then one night you have a civilized fight, pack up
the perfume, and it's bye-bye, Patrick, hello, pushover.

Roger, I've missed you so much.

Huh.

This gas station's closed.

If you want to fill up, you'll have to go down the road.

I've come such a long way, don't I even
get one little kiss goodbye?

One kiss?

No kiss.

Lorraine, I don't think that's a very good
idea, well, for me, anyway.

You look great.

So do you.

So long, Lorraine.

Remember.

All those nights we spent on the beach
listening to this song?

Yeah.

So are you, too.

Such a pretty song.

Yeah.

Do you remember how the last verse goes?

When you walked out on me in walked old
misery and he's been here since then?

I don't have hopes and dreams and I don't
have plans and schemes.

And I don't have anything.

Since I don't have you.

Hurry!

Gradient of far from home.

Yeah, the man is a fortress of self-discipline.

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Stouffer's lasagne night.

It's our turn to cook dinner.

Hey, I got the Stouffer's.

Oh, great.

How about this movie?

Oh, I love it.

It gives us all a chance to eat together.

A delicious plate of Stouffer's lasagne is
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It's funny how we all have the same taste in foods.

Can't say the same for movies.

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Dad, this is dumb.

It's go time.

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What.

A great double date this was.

You know, they don't even know we exist.

Oh, stop exaggerating.

What are you talking about exaggerating?

Hey.

I am shocked you let them drive.

Ashley, Fonzie, I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

Come on, let's go to dinner.

Uh, Roger, we just came back from having dinner.

Do you remember the seafood shanty?

Both of you wore the same lobster bib.

Did we have dessert?

No, we did not.

Oh, great.

Come on, Lorraine.

It's a beautiful night.

We'll go down to the store, pick up some ice cream.

Time out here.

Time out.

Ashley is paying for the babysitter by the hour.

You and I will go to the store.

Thank you very much.

I'll miss you.

Be careful.

Okay.

He'll call you from the store,
and he'll tell you he's fine.

Thank you.

Will you stop kissing?

The door is closed.

This is great.

Now we're going to have a chance to chat
and get to know each other a little bit.

So, Lorraine...

Lorraine has gone to the store.

Oh.

It's all right.

I know what it's like to be in love.

Oh, yes, that's one of my favorite things.

That and skiing.

Really?

Well, you and Roger have gotten pretty
serious in two weeks.

Oh, yes, we always do every time we get back together.

You know, it is so nice to have someone I can count on.

Someone who makes me feel better.

He is always there when I need him.

Yes, he's a very special person.

Oh, yes.

Not like some of the other guys I know,
like Patrick, for instance.

Patrick?

Oh, I was engaged to him in New York.

We broke up, but I'm still listed with the
bridal registry at Bloomingdale's.

I might change my mind about the man I marry, but
when it comes to my China pattern, my mind is made up.

Well, I... I always admire someone
who has their priorities in order.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Ah, the B&O Railroad.

No, I don't think I'm gonna buy it.

Railroads are so noisy, and they're in the
bad parts of town.

All right.

I think I'll buy it.

I don't think you can do that, Howard.

Oh, don't you play that way?

It's called a spousal purchase option.

Oh, no.

It's called cheating.

Fine, fine.

If you want to play the dull way.

It's your turn, Fonzie.

No, I think I'll pass.

Well, what's the matter, Arthur?

Are you still upset about losing the waterworks?

No, I got over that.

I think it's Roger.

What about Roger?

I don't like to talk behind people's backs, okay?

Ashley, you tell him.

Well, well, we were out together last night.

Lorraine and I got to talking,
and I got the distinct feeling that she

might, well, that she'll probably,
that she'll drop him like a bad habit.

I can see it coming.

Oh, this is terrible.

He's so innocent.

Now, you've got to warn him about that terrible she-devil.

Marion, it's none of our business.

Roger is a grown man.

He's not going to let some woman lead him
around by the nose.

Great news, everybody.

I'm moving to New York to be near Lorraine.

See?

Well, oh, I'm bankrupt.

Game's over.

But Marion, I have Park Place.

Uh, Howard, now, this is a man-talk time.

And we women folk will just go upstairs.

Come on, Heather, you're a woman folk, too.

Oh, sure.

Now I'm a woman.

Well, I guess the ladies are taking it pretty hard, huh?

Yeah.

Roger, I think we should have a little talk about life.

Yeah, why don't you sit down over here?

Why?

So that your brain's in there something soft.

Now, I don't know how I'm going to tell you this, uh...

Okay.

You know how Charlie Brown is going to kick
football and Lucy always holds the foot for him?

And then she just pulls it away and then he falls
on his duff, you humiliated... Yeah, that's my favorite.

The rain is holding the football, Charles.

That's fair, Fonz.

The rain has changed.

She's not playing those games anymore.

The only difference between you and
Charlie Brown is two pounds of hair.

Listen to me, uh, uh, Roger.

If all your friends and your family and
give up your teaching job and never get a

chance to see your team wear their new
uniforms, are you sure that this... This girl is worth it?

Listen, Uncle Howard, every man has
had one special woman in his life, right?

You have Aunt Marion, Fonzie, you have
Ashley, now I have Lorraine.

I just think it is going too fast.

You know, what has it been, two weeks?

Ha, it's great advice from a guy who
picked out his girlfriend on an escalator.

Uh, uh, Roger, uh, look, we don't want to
tell you what to do, but...

Well, sometimes a person gets
involved with someone and... And, and it...

It isn't exactly right, and he feels like he doesn't want to
end it because of all the time and emotion he's invested.

And we're just afraid you might be falling
into that kind of a trap.

I, I get your point, Uncle Howard, but
I've never been happier than I am right now.

And to be frank with you, I'm a little bit disappointed
that my friends and family are not as happy for me.

I mean, when it's right, it's right, right?

Right.

Right.

Right.

Wrong.

Wrong.

Flip, that it better not be the last
cookie since I've got to have you.

Roger, I can't believe you're just picking up and leaving.

You're not exactly a spur-of-the-moment kind of guy.

It took you three months to decide to buy a toaster.

Yeah, well, believe me, Flip, I know I'm
doing the right thing.

Lorraine and I belong together.

Besides, Consumer Reports Best Buy.

You know, I just want you... I just want you to know,
things aren't going to be the same around here without you.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to miss you.

Me too.

No more, will you go, Flip?

Yeah.

When will you be home, Flip?

Did you do, Flip?

Look out, Milwaukee, because I'll rip.

Marion and Uncle Howard are certainly
going to s-fold with him.

Uh.

Hmm.

I mean, just a sec.

Uh.

Uh.

Hi.

Roger, a wonder...

Something has happened today.

I found you a terrific art in New York.

Fine.

Living together?

Hot dog!

Oh, you big silly... I won't be living there.

I'm moving to Los Angeles.

To Los Angeles?

The one in California?

Patrick, the accountant, you're at a terrific
job offer there, and he drove all the way here.

Tell me, am I...

Is your hand stuck?

Lorraine, will you forget about my hand?

Just what exactly are you trying to tell me?

Patrick is waiting for more driving to... Oh.

Coming, Roger.

Roger got... Wait, wait a minute.

What about me?

You've been a friend here when I need.

I don't know how to got through this without...

Goodbye.

Hi, Lorraine.

Glad I could help.

You want a dance?

I'll give you a lot of... Listen to me, okay?

Get past her.

Third grade, fourth grade, she's giving it to me for it.

Can't believe... What is this?

I've had it worse.

That's it.

That's it, baby.

It's over.

Some cleaning.

This time, Fonz, this time I thought she had changed.

You know, I don't know how.

I'm getting sick of this.

Your life's like jukebox.

You keep in the same song over and over again.

I'm Tussaudi, boy.

It is time to select.

You're absolutely right, boy.

Lorraine, right now, I repeat my mind.

I'm thinking to get you gold tunes again.

Fonz, come on.

Play something.

This is the man of the day.

Hey, come on.

Cool it.

And?

Roger, I'll be right in.

I'm glad to come back.

I think.

I get this.

You and Kirk had a thing.

And you thought back to good old rival, Rog.

I'll give you something, Tuss.

Good old reliable is not going to be your
gas station, your jukebox, any other floor.

That's it.

It's all rain.

What do you say about that?

I got my purse.

I'm not going to be your lot and found I.

You.

Lorraine.

Lorraine.

Have a lovely life.

Well, we're tight, huh?

I like.

How do you feel?

Great.

Huh?

You feel a little flat?

I'm sorry, brother.

Well, that appears to be some people who I
don't even have a running in life.

Thanks, Bons.

Leave me alone.

You know, like in your heart.

Well, I read it.

Since I don't have you.

You know, it's my job.

Hey, keep on.

So where is it?

Where is Matt?

Is he in my study?

Good.

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