11x06 - Glove Story

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Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Tuesday, Friday, happy days.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums, ready to race to you.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These days are ours, share them with me.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

You're so right, it can't be wrong.

Rockin' and rollin' all week long.

Monday, Monday, happy days.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.

Tuesday, Friday, happy days.

Saturday, happy days.

What a day, proving I'll meet with you.

These days are ours, share them with me.

These days are ours, happy and free.

These happy days are yours and mine.

These happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.

Sweet little Sheila, you won't really see her.

Blue eyes and a pony tail.

They're here.

They're here again.

They're here again.

Who?

Who's here?

The Bondini brothers.

Where are they?

They're right outside.

They're warming up, playing catch with a VW.

They want to Rumble?

No, they want to give me a pedicure.

Of course they want to Rumble.

And I need your help.

You mean if Fonz a Rumble and you want my help?

He's going to Rumble and he wants my help.

The Fonz is rumbling and he wants my help.

That's it.

I'm done.

Fonzarelli!

This is it.

Oh, yeah?

You're a dead man.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, this dead man is telling you I'm
going to hit you so hard the governor's

going to declare your face a disaster area.

And it's not a good neighborhood to begin with.

Hey, Chachi.

Yeah?

Put your hands up.

Hold it.

Okay, come on.

Come on, boys.

It's over.

Oh, come on.

Come on, what's the matter?

Boy, Fonz, we told everybody we'd beat you this time.

You've been saying that for seven years.

But next year, we're going to bring our big brother.

Get out of here.

Chachi.

Oh, you did good.

Thank you so much.

I thought that was going to be four guys.

And I was going to take the next two.

Do you believe what you just saw?

He made a coat rack out of me.

Chachi, he probably didn't want you to get
hurt, that's all.

Let's face it, he doesn't have any respect for me.

No, it's like he's the Lone Ranger and I'm not even Tonto.

I'm Silver.

I'm sick of it.

Chachi, it's because he thinks of both of us as kids.

You know, he still buys me Raggedy and Perfume.

Oh, is that what you're wearing?

It makes him happy and it keeps the flies away.

Maybe you don't mind, but I want him to
change his thinking about me.

Why don't you just talk to Fonzie about this?

Why?

Yeah.

Because talk does not impress Fonzie, that's why.

Guts, that's what impresses him.

You gotta come up with something big, Joanie.

Well, I don't know.

Wait.

What?

You remember last year when Tommy entered
the city boxing tournament?

Huh?

Oh.

Yeah, he won one fight and Fonzie went ape over him.

Yeah, but Chachi, Tommy was beaten senseless.

Yeah, but Fonzie drove him home every
single day until he remembered where he lived.

This is perfect, Joanie.

The city tournament starts in two weeks
and this kid is going to be in it.

And then you watch.

Fonzie is going to worship me.

Thought I'd just come over and see how you were doing.

Yeah, listen, if you don't mind,
we're right in the middle of training.

Chachi needs my full attention, all right?

Oh, don't mind me, Roger.

I'm just invisible.

I'm here to soak up some of the atmosphere.

All right, let's go.

Who said you could stop running?

Let's go.

I want to see pools of sweat.

Remember, no pain, no gain, pal.

Here we go.

Let's get him up.

Roger, would you excuse me?

This will only take a second.

Listen, Chachi, you know, I'm a fight expert.

I've seen all the great ones.

Ross Armstrong, Louis Schmeling fight,
Marion and me in our honeymoon.

I can give you a lot of tips on your training.

All right.

That's all right, Mr. Cunningham.

Roger's going to be my manager.

I really have a lot of confidence in him.

Yeah, thanks a lot, kid.

You know, Uncle Howard, I'm not totally without experience.

I...

I, uh...

I, uh, boxed a little in college.

You're looking at a man who's, uh, been there.

Yeah.

I would have been conference champ if it
hadn't been for a woman trouble.

Oh, you fell in love, huh?

No, she knocked me out in the second round.

East German exchange student.

I got her back, though.

Her visa ran out.

I reported her to the authorities.

Would you mind sticking around, Mr. Cunningham?

Definitely.

All right.

All right, let's go.

Come on, let's get some jump rope here.

Now, remember, the jump rope is an
excellent tool when training if used properly.

Excuse me a minute.

Could I see that, please?

You know, I used to be quite an expert at
this when I was a wiry little guy.

Which life was that?

You keep that up and I'll be your first opponent.

Now, look, Josh, it's all in the wrist, you see?

You just...

Well, this rope is too short.

Yeah, why don't we let Josh try it?

No, he can't do it.

He's taller.

Pardon me, the rope is too short.

Let's just let him... The rope is too short.

All right, here we go.

Come on, let's go, Josh.

Get it going, get it going.

Get that heart going.

Hey, not bad.

I see some potential here.

Let's go, keep jumping.

Roger, please.

I just ran three miles.

That's right, and tomorrow we'll run four.

All right, that's enough.

That's enough.

Let's hit the heavy bag, huh?

All right, now, Josh, the object here is to
just pretend the bag is your opponent, all right?

Here we go, come on.

Come on, use your body, not just your arms.

That's it, now watch this, right?

Counter that punch, come on, body punches, body punches.

That's it, that's it, come on, leave it to your left.

Now knock him out, knock him out, come
on, get him on his duff, get him on his duff, Bill.

Roger, Roger, Roger!

Roger, that is not the East German woman.

I'm sorry, I guess I got carried away.

She was shaped just like that bag.

Listen, you've got a problem.

Hey, look at you, huh?

Let me see this.

Fire in your eyes, huh?

You got leather on your wrists.

My life is complete.

You like the fact that I'm fighting, Fonz?

Oh, I like the fact.

Hey, it's Huckleberry, how funny.

When is your first fight?

Saturday.

Saturday?

What are you standing there for, huh?

Come on, look at that.

You look like a fighter.

You stand like a fighter.

Whoa, Fonz!

You fall like a fighter.

That's great, Chach.

Come here, come here.

Don't stand there, hit something, come here.

Come on, you got it.

All right, now remember our strategy, huh?

Keep your hands high, keep moving, and let's use this
first round to sort of feel out your opponent, all right?

Now, excuse me, I don't mean to butt in, but he's wrong.

You gotta be the aggressor.

That's what the judges are looking for, is the presence.

Look, defense is important.

I've been in the ring, I know what I'm talking about.

Big talk from a guy who got knocked out by a woman.

Everyone thought she was a man until the chromosome test.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Listen, I'm sorry that I'm t*rd and everything, but
your gift is a custom job and they just had it finished.

Here, open it.

I can't.

Come on, open it.

I can't.

Of course, why didn't you say so?

I did.

Yeah, right.

So here it is.

Hey.

That's beautiful.

And it practically has my name on it.

Here, slip into this.

Thanks, Fonz.

I can't tell you how I feel.

You just be the aggressor.

See?

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's first exciting event
featuring in this corner at 160 pounds, Tiger Thompson.

And in this corner, at 155 pounds,
the challenger, Fonzie's cousin.

Now, you know the rules.

First bell, fight.

Second bell, stop.

Shake hands.

Come on, fight.

All right, let's go, Chachi.

Chachi.

All right.

We'll be proud.

Really.

A dumb sport.

Oh, I know.

How can two men get in there and
intentionally hurt each other?

I don't know.

Come on, Chachi.

Rip this lip off.

All right, come on.

Mix it up.

Mix it up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Pick it up.

Hey!

Faster!

Hey!

I got you!

That's my cousin.

This is my cousin.

Right here.

My cousin, Chachi Arcola, whose right
hand has made footprints in the sand, of time.

Oh, Chachi.

Chachi.

Now I'm going to get the victory kick.

Boy, if you're proud of me now,
Fonz, just wait till I win that tournament.

I look forward to it.

You're going to fight more?

Of course I am.

Hey, I'm a battling Fonzarelli.

I'm not going to stop now.

Would you stop, Fonz?

Hey, does a porcupine cross his legs very carefully?

You slay me, Fonz.

Of course I am.

All right, who wants cake?

I do, I do.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, just a minute, just a minute.

Who's this?

Hello.

Is, uh, Fonzie's cousin here?

Yes, he is.

Please come in and have some cake.

Hey, uh, you Chachi Arcola?

Yeah.

When I get you in the ring, I'm going to rip your face
off so bad, you're going to be the ugly man in the circus.

Well, you can just forget about any cake, young man.

Hey, c*ck, you and me.

No, no, no, hey, this is my fight.

Oh, all right, this is his fight, relax.

Good.

Who are you?

I'm Leo Epps, your next opponent in the tournament.

I'm the guy who's going to introduce you to pain.

Oh.

Flawed like a battleship, I'm going to
knock you like a kangaroo in the zoo.

They're going to be picking up little pieces of you.

I wrote that.

Hey, Chachi, I know this type.

I've seen them before, usually in the
carnival, banging nails in with their forehead.

Why, this guy doesn't scare me.

Hey, pal, you better memorize your face,
because you're going to miss it.

He's quick, too.

Two more.

Ooh.

Nice.

Nine.

Come on, all right, here we go.

One more.

Let's go.

Come on, come on.

Come on.

Come on, Chachi.

Ten.

All right.

Good job.

So how many opponents do I have to get
by before I win the championship, Roch?

Three.

But let's concentrate on one at a time, all right?

You know, this Leo Epps is one crazed
fighter and a terrible poet.

He's got to be stopped.

And I got just the baby to stop him.

Yeah.

Let's go.

Let's call it a day, huh?

Nah, I'm feeling good, Roger.

Yeah?

I think I'll do a little shadow boxing.

It'll sharpen my timing, right?

All righty, but don't overdo it.

You know, you don't want to lose your edge.

Roger.

Yeah?

The word lose is no longer in my vocabulary.

You know, I wish I had your attitude when
I faced that East German.

I got to stop thinking about that.

Oh, really?

All right, let's go.

What's wrong?

What are you doing?

I'm just doing my impression of Senior Wences.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Is that right?

It's all right.

It's good.

Chachi!

Come on, let's go, let's go.

No, stop.

What's wrong?

Hey, you're just pulling it too tight.

It's all right.

All right, let's go.

There you are, ready to make the
Fonzarelli name proud once again.

Isn't this great?

You know, this is the most exciting thing that's
happened to me since Yale beat Harvard at lacrosse.

Good.

I'd have given anything to see that woman knock him out.

Let me out of here.

Let me out of here.

Hey.

Hey, Arcola, you're a dead man.

Hey, Arcola.

Arcola, I'm going to bite your head off
and grind it into bird's seed.

Ah!

Arcola!

Arcola!

Arcola!

Arcola!

You don't worry about this guy.

He is a bozo.

A mean bozo.

Hey, you boys.

Roses are red.

Violets are raw.

Blue.

Have you heard this before?

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight's next
exciting event, three rounds of boxing,

featuring in this corner at 100...



Yeah!

And in this corner, and in this corner, at


Come on, brother, let's go.

Now, when that bell rings, I want you guys
to come out fighting clean.

And that means no punching below the belt,
no eye-goggling, and no holding.

It was going to stop me.

You hear that?

Now, shake hands and come out fighting.

All right, come on, let's go.

You're right, Chachi, you're right.

Come on.

Well, Howard, I think something's wrong
with his right hand.

What.

Are you doing?

Why aren't you using your right?

Huh?

I'm saving.

For what?

To lay on your chest at the funeral?

Huh?

Come on now, get out there and hit this guy.

You are hurt.

Chachi, if that hand is really hurt,
I'm going to throw the towel in.

I'm fine.

Chachi, you better use it then.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

That's it, Roger!

I'm throwing in the towel!

Hey, hey, hey, you animal!

How's your hand?

It's okay.

You can't win them all, Chachi.

You do.

Can I ask you a question?

How could you be so stupid as to get in
the ring with a broken hand?

You have to ask?

Yeah.

You know why.

I got in the ring because I...

I wanted to be somebody more than just a
guy who holds your scarf in a Rumble, Fonz.

You know, when I won that first fight,
you were so proud of me.

If I would have dropped that, I would have lost that.

I would have understood.

You are my cousin.

I don't want to be your cousin.

Well, it's a little late to do something about that now.

Fonz, I want to be more than that.

I want to be your friend.

I want to be somebody you respect.

What are you talking about?

I respect you.

I keep your picture in my wallet.

Look at this, right here.

I'm ten years old there.

You haven't changed.

You haven't changed much.

You look very nice.

Santa looks very nice.

You see, Fonzie, you still think of me as ten years old.

No wonder we can't be friends.

We're friends.

We're not.

We're friends.

What makes us friends?

I say we're friends.

That's the point.

What's the point?

That's how you decide everything.

I say we're friends.

Fonz, I feel like a sidecar on your motorcycle.

Chachi, I do not treat you any differently
than I treat anybody.

That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Well, what would you like me to do about it?

You know, friendship works both ways, Fonz.

Yeah.

You always give me advice.

Just once.

It would be so nice if you asked my advice about something.

About what?

Girls, for example.

All right, I lost my head.

About business down at the garage.

About problems with the kids at Pat.

I got it.

About what flavor ice cream you should get.

Fonz, anything.

Yes, you're right.

I'm right?

That's right.

I just said you were right.

Okay, Chachi, sometimes I treat you like a
little kid and not like an adult.

It gets away from me.

I forget you grow up, you know?

Yeah.

I'll tell you something.

You know, there are a lot of ways to get somebody's respect
without going into a ring and getting beat to a pulp.

Like what?

Like looking somebody straight in the eye
and saying how you feel.

A lot of guys don't have courage for that.

I got a great deal of respect for that.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Thanks.

Think nothing of it.

One more favor, okay?

Yeah.

Can I have my robe back?

Oh, it's cold in here.

Yeah?

Wear this.

You let me wear this?

Why?

You have to wear it.

Oh, this is cool.

This feels good.

I just look.

Looks great.

Yeah, feels great, feels great.

You know what I feel like?

I feel like going down to Arnold's and
having some refreshing ice cream.

I just don't know what flavor I should have.

What do you mean?

How about pistachio?

Pistachio!

My favorite!

Yeah, let's go have pistachio.

All right, here we go.

Pistachio with you.

Pistachio!

Goodbye gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

It is so right, it can't be wrong.

Rockin' in a room, always wrong.

These days are wrong.

Share them with me.

These days are wrong.

I was happy and free.

These happy days are yours and mine.

These happy days are yours and mine.

Happy days.