11x13 - Social Studies

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Hey, all right, what do you think of this one?

Oh, your air father is so wonderful, he
has just volunteered to repaint the upstairs.

Oh, that's terrific.

Is this outfit okay?

It's lovely.

It stinks.

Hold it, hold it.

That outfit is just fine.

In fact, that's the best of the seven
outfits you've tried on so far.

I know, Dad, I know.

Sweetheart, you're just gonna go play miniature golf.

Yeah, but I hardly know these people,
and I want to make a good impression.

Oh, that's damn poor.

Hi, guys.

Hi.

Hi, Chach.

What are you doing here?

Well, everybody else was busy, so I thought I'd
stop by and see if you wanted to do something.

That's a really nice invitation.

I'm afraid I'm just about to go out.

Go out?

Yeah.

Does it bother you that I'm going out?

No.

Oh, it doesn't bother me.

I mean, why should it?

We're not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore.

Are you gonna wear that?

Oh, it's nice, dear.

Beep, beep.

That's them.

Bye.

Bye.

See you later.

Don't be late.

I think it's good that she gets out once in a while.

Oh, Chachi.

Would you like to join us and watch some
TV and eat some popcorn?

Well, if you insist.

But I can only stay three or four hours.

You want to see a TV guide?

Sure.

Here's some money.

Go buy one.

I got... Where's your three-in-one oil?

You know, my fold-out bed froze in mid-fold.

It's in the junk drawer.

Oh, this is very nice.

You stopped dating Joanie, so now you're
dating the parents.

Come on, Fonz.

What's wrong with staying home on an
occasional Saturday, huh?

That's five Saturdays in a row, huh?

Over here.

I'll be right back.

Move over, Marion.

All right, now, look, I'm going to ask you a
very important question, not including Joanie.

How long has it been since you've had a date?

Four years.

Four years?

That depends on what your definition of a date is.

You meet a girl, you spend some money,
and maybe you kiss her goodnight.

Seven years.

Get around, yeah, get around, round, round, I get around.

I get around.

Get around.

Get around, round, round, I get around.

Nice.

Beat it.

You see, you know what's happening here?

What?

You're talking yourself into a very serious mode of fear.

Fear?

Don't say the word too often, it ain't my favorite.

You're telling me I'm afraid to ask girls out, huh?

No, you're not afraid to ask girls out,
you're afraid they're going to say no.

Yeah, because they probably will.

Hey, see?

Oh, Fonz.

I hate being single.

I hate asking out new people.

Hi.

What's your name?

You live around here?

What's your major?

Look, if you don't want to go out with me,
you can just say no.

Oh.

Well, thank you for your honesty.

I hate it!

You don't have to ask girls out.

You're going to do it for me.

My cousin.

Chachi, please.

They are going to ask you?

Right.

You know why?

Why?

Come here.

Because you have the power.

You see, we in the Fonzarelli line,
we have the secret power.

Now, while you were with Joanie, you didn't
have to know about this, but now, now is the time.

What power?

It's so hard to describe the supernatural.

It's like a physical presence.

You know how girls react to me?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's a legend.

Yes, it is.

You think I learned this from a book?

No.

Judge, it's the power.

How do I use the power?

What?

How do I use the power?

You don't use it.

You let it wash over you like a blanket.

It kind of works through you.

Let me tell you something.

We're going to be all over you like makeup on a clown.

Oh, Fonzie.

The power can't hurt anybody, can it?

We know so little about it.

Hit the phone, Judge.

It won't work for me.

Whoa.

The power.

It got it.

Nice.

Beat it.

What do I do now?

Do nothing.

You say nothing.

You let your body speak.

Hi.

My name's Karen.

I saw you from across the room, and I liked what I saw.

You have this certain, certain...

Power?

Yes.

I'm very attracted by a man with self-assurance.

Would you go out with me tonight?

Excuse me.

I have it.

Use it wisely.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm a beautiful light, the stars,
the moon, your face, too kind,

you have such strong, sensitive hands, oh, oh, yeah, well,
I carry this tennis ball around and I squeeze it a lot.

It's amazing what you can do in your spare
time if you apply yourself.

Uh, Karen, you're getting the wrong idea about me.

You see, I've been out of circulation for a long time.

Oh, no, I just swallowed my gum.

Want me to get it?

Um, Karen, you see, I, I really shouldn't take such an
unfair advantage of you because I've got this power... Mom,

next Saturday night, just make enough popcorn for me.

What went wrong?

Well, everything was fine at the golf
course, but I was the last one Don dropped off.

Soon as he pulled up in front of the
house, he yelled, air raid, and jumped on me.

Oh.

Oh.

Boys are such jerks, Mom.

Well, they don't have to be jerks.

They like to.

I think it helps them in sports.

Okay, let's get going.

Oh, Howard, where is the blue?

What is this?

Marion, everybody uses blue, but how many
people do you know use this?

Heliotrope?

Mm-hmm.

What is that?

Well, what do you mean?

It's the color of that, uh, heliotropes.

Purple!

Oh, hey, oh, listen, I'm glad you got this.

Can I borrow some of this?

I gotta go paint my closet.

Well, which one do you want, parched earth or Rin Tin Tan?

It don't matter, as long as I can corrupt
the heliotrope that's in there already.

Howard, I, I'm not gonna make this house a
museum of your mistakes.

It's bad enough that we've got a welcome
mat that says, The Luckin' Bills.

Big deal, Marion, so you just wipe your feet on it.

It works.

Now come on, let me see how it looks on the wall.

Not in my room, Dad, okay?

And not in our room, Howard.

Oh, Marion, most of the time you spend in the
bedroom, you've got your eyes closed anyway.

Hi, big guy.

How's tricks?

Tricks are all right.

How are you?

Oh, I'm kind of tired.

I really should be getting more rest.

Did you know the milk is delivered at 5 O 'clock?





Look at these pants.

You'd think I'd slept in them.

Oh, yeah, I did.

Let me take a stab in the dark here.

Your evening went well?

Went well.

Fonz, I went out a boy and came back a man.

That's a full evening.

I found a whole new world out there.

You know, Joanie's a swell gal.

Swell gal.

You know, I'll always have a special
feeling for her, but Karen...

I mean, Karen is...

Karen's been to France.

Nicely said.

All right, so now we got you to the deep
end of the dating pool, huh?

It's time to swim upstream, meet some
other fish in the sea.

Oh, no, Fonz, I can't do that to Karen.

She'd die.

You know, I'm not like you.

I can't just love him and leave him.

I'm gonna forget you said that.

Obviously, you're stimulated beyond your years.

Let me tell you something.

If you were thrilled with Karen, I would be thrilled.

I would bite her rice.

Hey, Karen is not love, huh?

That's a rebound.

See, the thing is that you're not dating Joanie no
more, so you're grabbing on to the first girl you date.

So what's wrong with that?

I'll tell you what's wrong with that.

When you're finished with Karen, you're gonna
be right back where you started from yesterday.

No, we're not gonna be finished.

You know why?

No, I'm done hearing.

I'll tell you why.

Okay, here.

Because I have got the power.

You think you're such a man, huh?

Hey, I saw you shaving with no blade.

Listen, Bobby, tough luck about your date last night, man.

She really shot you down, huh?

Not exactly.

We're going out again.

Oh, yeah?

When?

Eight O'clock.

The night hell freezes over.

Ooh.

There's Karen, huh?

Nice.

Yeah.

Why don't you stand over here and just
watch the king of love in action?

You might pick up some valuable pointers.

I didn't pay Bobby.

He can thank me later.

Will you excuse me, please?

Karen, I'm here.

I can see that.

Now, I have a wonderful plan.

Here's what we'll do.

We'll go up to Inspiration Point, and then we'll
come back down, and we'll get a bite to eat, all right?

And then we'll go back to Inspiration
Point, and then we'll come back down to.

Ketchup Flick, and then we'll go back to
Inspiration Point, and then... Hold it, Chachi.

We don't have a date tonight.

I get it.

You want me to go through the motions of asking out.

Okay.

This is great.

Karen, will you go out with me tonight?

No.

I can't go out with you anymore.

That's a joke, right?

Chachi, I think you're a terrific guy,
but I just don't want to get tied down.

Tied down?

We went out one time.

I go out with a guy once, and I lose interest.

You were crazy about me.

Look, Chachi, we had a nice time.

But just because you pet a puppy doesn't
mean you have to take it home.

Bye, Chachi.

Wow.

All those pointers and me without a notebook.

You know what she does, Bobby?

She goes out with a guy once, right?

She leaves him on, and then she dumps him.

Well, that's disgusting.

Yeah, I bet she'd go out with any bozo that asked her.

Yeah.

Oh, Fonz, something terrible happened.

Oh, somebody stole all your bones.

No.

Karen dumped me.

I lost it, didn't I?

I lost the power.

Judge, you didn't lose it.

You never had it.

Oh, great.

I feel better now.

Thank you.

No, no, no, no.

The power.

It's a frame of mind.

It's an attitude.

It's like Dumbo and the magic feather.

The elephant Dumbo?

No, the governor Dumbo.

Of course the elephant Dumbo.

What does a governor Dumbo do?

What does a flying elephant have to do with my life?

All right.

All right.

I got one.

What?

Peter Pan.

Peter Pan.

The children never thought they could fly
until they believed in Tinkerbell.

Fonz, these are kid's stories.

Will you give me a break?

Well, I see that literary analogies do not
affect your life.

Sick.

All right?

Because I'm not going to ask girls out ever again.

Now, don't worry about me.

I'll just throw myself into my work.

Oh, my God, I don't even have a job.

I'm not giving up on you.

Come on, we're going to go to the woods.

We'll pack four days' worth of food and
I'll knock some sense into you.

It's no use, Fonz.

This is not Peter Pan.

And Tinkerbell is dead.

Hey, let me tell you something.

Tinkerbell ain't dead.

She just sent me an autographed picture.

Joni, wake up.

I have to talk to you.

Joni?

What the hell are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

I asked you first.

Well, I came by to see Fonzie.

I must have gotten the wrong window.

And one of you same time.



You just hold it.

Now, I see what's going on here.

That breakup was just a smokescreen, wasn't it?

You're planning to elope with Charlie.

It's not that at all, Mr. C.

Don't you give me that Mr. C.

Stuff.

If I hadn't been asleep in that bed, you'd be my son-in-law
now, and I'd be supporting you for the rest of my life.

Howard, is that you yelling?

Are you dreaming about the w*r again?

Well, well, Chachi, goodness.

He is going to elope with her.

He is not.

Good.

I always wanted a church wedding for you, Johnny.

Mom, we aren't getting married.

Oh.

Well, I don't see why it was so important
that I couldn't wait until the sun came up.

I'm sorry that I woke everybody up.

But all I need is a few minutes alone with
Joanie just to talk to her, please.

Well, I guess that's all right.

Don't you think so, dear?

I suppose so.

Well, let's go to bed.

Oh.

Oh, Marion, I can't sleep in that room.

Those paint fumes make me dizzy.

Well, I don't feel any different.

Well, that's what scares me.

Was there some reason for this visit, or did you
just happen to be in the neighborhood with the ladder?

All right, I'll get right to the point.

Joanie, I made a big mistake breaking
up with you, but I'm willing to take you back.

Chachi, I don't mean to throw this in your
face, but I broke up with you.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I thought maybe I'd slip that one past you.

Joanie, will you tell me something?

Yeah, what?

Did you go out with me for the past three
years because you felt sorry for me?

What?

I mean, has it been like one long pity date?

No, of course not.

Joanie, I have to know what it was that you liked about me.

Why?

Well, because whatever it was, it's gone.

See, I went out with this girl once, right?

Yeah.

We had a great time.

The next thing I know, she's brushing me
off like I was dandruff.

Josh, it's one date.

What does she know?

You dumped me, too, and you know me better
than anybody else.

Josh, don't you understand?

That wasn't because of you.

That was because of me.

And what that other girl did, that was because of her.

Oh, sure.

All you girls got problems, and I got to
take a beating for it.

No, dating is rough.

No kidding.

You know, there are going to be times... when
you ask people out, and they're going to say no.

And there are going to be times... when
you want people to ask you out, and they won't.

And then there are going to be times... when
people yell air raid and jump on your bones.

That's not a bad line.

Josh.

Well, you see, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Josh, nobody else does either.

Josh, I meet a lot of guys.

But you...

you are a prize.

You're the sweetest, kindest, warmest person I know.

And you'll never lose that.

I'm also available.

We broke up for good reasons.

The fact that we're both scared isn't
enough reason to get back together again.

You really think I'm a... prize?

A gem.

And no one knows you better than I do.

Yeah.

I'm quite a catch, huh?

You sure are.

So are you.

So, this is your room, huh?

Get off that bed, now!

All right, I'm off!

He said now!

Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

If you're so right, I can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling all week long.

These days are ours.

Share them with me.

These days are ours.

Happy days are yours and mine, happy days.