01x01 - Bungo Stray Dogs REAL / What's Inside the Locker? / An Unfruitful Exchange

[bunniefuu]

Episode 1
[Wan]

Stray Dogs.

A pack of lost dogs dashing aimlessly
through the abyss of Yokohama.

Something terrible is happening.

Nakajima Atsushi

I have to tell Dazai and the others.

Dazai Osamu

I could die if I ate this.

But I don't want to suffer.

Please never
feed chocolate
to a dog.

Quick! Dazai-san! Kunikida-san!

My glasses...

Kunikida Doppo

What is it Atsushi?

Our turf is being invaded!

Say what?

The scent in front of the
building has changed.

The building huh?

That building used to
be among our favorites.

It's a precious feeding ground
for lost dogs such as us.

Yes.

We absolutely cannot allow it
to be taken by other dogs.

Let's go quickly!

Okay!

It's definitely no longer our turf.

Yes I smell danger for sure.

They're just asking for conflict.
Who would do this?

This is our property now.

Akutagawa!

Akutagawa
Ryunosuke

Begone immediately!

Nakahara
Chuuya

Glare

Plop

Nakahara Chuuya?

What?!

Do you have a problem?!

We'll have you leave immediately.

Special Arfbility

Special Arfbility: Ruffshomon!

Ruffshoumon

They seem quite intent
on going to w*r with us.

I'll make some weapons!

Y-Yes!

Doffo Faweff!

Special Ability:
Doppo Pawet

Special Arfbility:
Doppo Pawet

Kunikida's abili—dammit arfbility—creates
whatever he writes in his Doppo Pawet notebook.



Alas dogs cannot write.

Kunikida-san! Don't give up!

I-I'll handle this!

Beast Beneath the Hydrant!

Special Arfbility

Beast Beneath
the Hydrant

You morphed from a dog to a cat I see.

I'm a tiger!

I don't care.

Let's go!

That's enough.

Special
Arfbility

No Longer
Hooman

Dazai-san! Why?

Why? Well...

Because it's breakfast time!

Breakfast!

There are more dogs.

Well whatever.

We've been fighting through the night
and we're all hungry.

How about a truce for now?

V-Very well.

Jeez calm down everyone.

Morning.

Good morning.

Looks like they're having
fun together as always.

They are.

Unbeknownst to the Armed Detective Agency

there are some lost dogs who
find success in their lives.

The wind is smiling.

Episode 2

"What's Inside
the Locker?"

Are you upset you've been
put on cleanup duty Atsushi-kun?

Not exactly but...

Cleaning up around the Agency
is a noble task too.

So you have to clean up inside
the members' private lockers too!

It kind of sucks but work is work right? Whoo!

Dazai-san won't calm down.

It is bad manners to open
someone's private locker.

Dazai-san!

You can't go around opening
people's lockers!

It's their private space!

You'll get in trouble!

But the cleaning lady goes in the mens'
washroom and that's meant to be private.

Excuse me!

Eek!

That's her job!

Yup and this is our job today
so we can open the lockers.

Oh I see!

Since that's settled...

N-No this is definitely wrong!

Who cares?

I can't wait to see inside their lockers!

That's refreshingly honest!

First up...

Are you sure about this?

Yosano

Well then why don't we start
with Kunikida-kun's locker?

I agree.

I guess this is what I expected.

Why does he have multiple calendars?

That's Kunikida-kun for you.

True.

One of these must be one of his
embarrassing poetry books.

My Ideal

{\pos[22369]}[Secret]

Jackpot! Check it out.

"My Ideal..."

"How to Make My Ideal
Serious Hard-Working Dazai."

How to Make My Ideal
Serious Hard-Working Dazai

How wretched!

As clean-up duty
we must be sure to dispose of it.

He's trying to banish it to the darkness!

There we go.

He banished it!

Cool onward!

We're still doing this?

Miyazawa

Kenji-kun's locker.

Tanizaki [Naomi]

Naomi-san's locker.

Onii-sama

Izumi

Ky-Kyouka-chan's locker.

Tofu topped with bonito flakes?!

Up next Rampo-san's locker.

I have a feeling I know
what's inside his locker.

We won't know until we find out!

See? Snacks.

Whaf?

Whaf fo you fant?

He's part of the package!

Snacks taste so much better when
you're in your secret spot.

Yay!

You're treating your locker
like a secret base?

Hey are you cleaning?

Can you throw this out for me?

Okay try to stay quiet.

Bye-bye.

Edogawa

Should we keep going?

Yeah.

Is it just me or has the puddle under
Yosano-sensei's locker bigger than before?

Do you think this is... blood?

Why don't we skip this one and move on?

No we're here to clean!

We have to wipe it up!

What's up?

What if it's really b-blood
pouring out of the locker?

I'm scared!

Fair point!

Oh I know!

How about checking out my locker?

Aren't you curious to see what's
inside my locker Atsushi-kun?

Uh sure. Part of me is part of me isn't.

Dazai

Here we go.

Tada!

A Dazai-style Suicide Corner Locker!

Crap!

I thought so but that's creepy!

Gurgle

Tip it over once you're done using it
and it instantly turns into a coffin!

Please don't try to sell it to me
like it's a time-saving product.

I'm getting bored aren't you Atsushi-kun?

You show off your locker
and now you're content?!

Why don't we ditch work
and go have some anmitsu?

Good grief.

At the time I had no idea...

that Dazai-san's locker would
actually become a coffin.

Why is my notebook in the trash?

Is this Dazai's doing?

Unforgivable!

My wine...

Episode 3

"An Unfruitful
Exchange"

Welcome back Akutagawa-senpai.

Welcome back.

I'll go make some tea.

No thanks.

I'll bring it right away.

She's not listening.

Pardon me.

Is Akutagawa home?

Chuuya-san.

I have a message.

Thank you for coming.

I was just passing by.

We'll need some tea for
Chuuya-san too then.

Hey.

Make tea for two.

Tea for two!

No I don't mean do the peace sign!

That's not it!

Chuuya-san's here!

Make two cups of tea!

Did she get that?

Here you are.

She didn't get it at all!

And she only brought one youkan!

How are you so gleeful Higuchi Ichiyo?!

Don't you see Chuuya-san's here?!

He's not that small!

Take a good look at Akutagawa-san!

He's in an uncomfortable situation!

Akutagawa-san doesn't know what to do with
the lone set of tea and snacks on the table!

Chuuya-san's not saying anything either!

This is awkward!

This is so awkward!

Please.

Crap!

Crap!

Uh yeah...

This was bound
to happen

I know right? Gin-san.

Crap!

But one of them still
hasn't figured it out!

Quit being shocked Higuchi Ichiyo!

Hey...

What's this? Akutagawa-san's
finally going to make a move!

Shut up already Tachihara!

You got yelled at! Serves you right.

Wait me?!

Be quiet!

Crap!

Crap!

I'm the one that got yelled at?!

Yes?

Understood.

Akutagawa meet at
headquarters immediately.

Yes sir.

What a waste of time.

I'll come with you Akutagawa-senpai.

Me?!

Why?!

Why me?!