01x07 - Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool

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Bungo Stray Dogs Wan!

Bungo
Stray

Dogs

Wan!

"Special"

Episode 18

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool!

Bungo Stray
Dogs Preschool

Hey.

Junior Caretaker

Dazai-Sensei

Dazai-sensei, what's this?

This is a rope for hanging—

I got it!

It's for playing choo-choo train!

Here we go!

Chugga-chugga.

Yay!

What are you doing with Dazai-sensei,
weretiger? He's busy!

W-Want to join us, Akutagawa-kun?

I will.

Chugga-chug!

Next stop, Armed Detective Agency!
Armed Detective Agency!

Pschhh...

What are they, kids?!

Chuuya-kun

[Senior]

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Ideals

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

Kunikida-kun! I can't find
the ball! I can't play!

Don't worry.

Ideals

Special ability: Doppo Poet!

Doppo Poet is a special ability which allows him to
materialize things by writing them in his notebook.

Yay!

"Ball."

ll b a

How do you write "ball" again?

U-Um...

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

It's nap time.

Nii-sama.

Let's sleep together like children.

Clinggg

I-I can't breathe, Naomi!

She finally got off me.

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

How does Kenji-kun fare?

Time to have lunch.

I'm full and satisfied.

Time to nap.

I woke up and now I'm hungry.

Time to have a snack.

A beef bowl?!

I'm sleepy again.

He's the same as usual.

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

Kyouka-chan!

What's that?

This is a pair of scissors.

You shouldn't use them to stab
people or assassinate them.

I-I won't.

Crab?

Bunny.

Penguin?

Cow.

Water flea?

Tiger.

Demon snow!

I'm sorry!

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

Wah-wah, weretiger!

Go cry to Dazai, crybaby!

Try making me cry if you don't like it!

You're older than me, but you're short.

Hey!

You've got some nerve.

I might be small now, but I'm
going to be big in the future.

Did you know? Drinking milk
makes you taller.

You'll get bigger if you drink milk?

Yeah.

And I drink milk every day.

You'll get big, then!

Right?!

Bam

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

Okay, everyone, gather 'round!

It's story time!

No Longer Human

Dazai Osamu

I'll read you this book today.

I've led a life filled with shame.

I can't quite grasp what it
means to live as a human.

This isn't suitable reading for children.

What's wrong, kids?

Oh, did you want me to read you
Discourse on Decadence instead?

No, you dumb teacher!

I think we should read Rashoumon.

Why don't we read
The Makioka Sister for once?

Let's read poems, Dazai!

"For The Tainted Sorrow"!

I don't think any of those are for kids.

What's going on? It sounds lively in here.

Yosano-sensei!

Ozaki-sensei!

Momotaro

The Boy and
the Puppy

I brought you some picture books.

Poke, poke, poke.

You've got some nerve
stepping over me, kids.

Poke, poke, poke, poke.

And so went another fun
day at the preschool.

Not fun!

She's actually
really crafty!

Gather 'round, everyone!

We have some new friends at our preschool.

Edogawa Rampo-kun, and...

Is he shy?

Kajii Motojirou-kun!

I love bombs and stuff!

He sounds really dangerous!

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

Our block castle broke again.

What shall we do?

Rampo-kun.

Let's find them.

Let's play ball together.

Play with me.

Origami with Kyouka-chan
and the others is fun, too.

I don't like childish games.

Wha?!

It's hard making friends with Rampo-kun.

Oh, I heard there's a special
snack for the two of us today.

A special snack...

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool!

One Hundred
World Bombs

Hey, newbie!

I challenge you to rugby.

I'll show you who's the boss.

Sure.

You can cry, but a challenge is a challenge.

He threw a b*mb at me!

I swear! Believe me!

You!

What was that expl*si*n just now?

Oh? You caught me.

I love lemon-shaped bombs.

You'd better not be using
those on Dazai-sensei.

No way.

I see.

You're all right, then.

Eh? Really?

Want one of these bombs I made?

You can make bombs?!

That's so awesome!

I-I actually have another special ability.

I like you.

We're buddies now.

Let's go b*mb Dazai.

I don't know if I should
be friends with you.

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

Rampo-kun found
something Atsushi-kun lost

Thank you!

How did you know?!

Anyone could guess if they heard you talk.

No way!

You're amazing.

You're an amazing detective!

Sorry for getting too close.

You can talk to me again
if you need anything.

Rampo-kun!

I wonder if Rampo-kun's getting
along with the others.

Hey...

Can I join?

Of course you can!

Can I borrow that?

Do I...

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

Let go!

You let go!

Don't pull it there, you two!

You'll tear it!

Everyone Loves Odasaku Man!

Everyone Loves Odasaku Man!

Go!

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool

Odasaku Man!

Flawless Punch!

It's an Odasaku Man plushie.

I brought it from home.

Don't tell Sensei.

Is that what you're into?

You're such a kid!

I don't watch kids' shows. I watch the news!

Look! It's Odasaku Man!

Really?!

No.

What's wrong with him?

I feel sorry for him.

If you have something to say,
say it to my face!

Chuuya-kun.

You can borrow it, if you like it so much.

I-I-I don't like it.

I just watch it every week, record it,
and watch it over and over.

I don't think it's cool or anything.

You must love it.

I mean, I'll play with it, if you insist.

Hey, it's Odasaku Man!

I love him, too.

Huh? What's with the face?

You like Odasaku Man
even though you're a grown-up?

I love him.

Weird.

Atsushi, he's just playing
along because we're kids.

Oh.

There's no way a grown-up
would like Odasaku Man!

Ouch!

Ouch

You lied and said you like Odasaku Man!

They won't believe me...

Why don't you show them
your non-work clothes?

That might cause problems.

It's true that he likes Odasaku Man.

Akutagawa-kun?

Outdoor Super Stage

Odasaku Man Show

I can't wait for the Odasaku Man Show!

I'm only here because I was invited.

Is this a date?!

Right, Tachihara's here, too.

Hey, you guys are here, too.

Dazai-sensei!

Yay! Here we go!

Go!

You're right.

He actually likes him.

Sensei looks so happy.

Odasaku-man isn't in the picture.

Dazai-sensei's love for
Odasaku Man was proven.

Bungo Stray Dogs
Preschool

Bungo Stray Dogs Preschool.

You're getting a special snack today.

Yay!

Another special snack!

Snacking together!

Let's eat lots!

What is this?

It's as if...

It's as if there's been an expl*si*n.

Staaare...

Staaaare...

Staaare

Wh-What?!

I didn't do it!

Yeah!

Kajii was with me,
plotting to blow up Dazai!

That's so suspicious!

Guys, hear me out.

Rampo-kun?

Ultra-Deduction!

Ultra-Deduction is an ability which allows him
to solve a case just by putting on his glasses.

The clearly intentional way
the curtain was cut...

The individually wrapped candies, so they
can be eaten after they touch the floor...

The only person who could have
made the room the way it is...

It's none other than Dazai-sensei!

Hey, everyone.

You're all here.

Shocked?

This was my surprise for you.

I'm so glad you're all hanging out together.

Um... Why are you looking at me like that?

Let's blow this guy up!

What?! Why?!

Yosano-sensei, expressing one's
affection can be so difficult.

You take things too far.