02x08 - Clash! At a Dangerous Field Day!

[bunniefuu]

That's rare.

Mr. Chuya is sleeping.

Let him sleep.

I'm really looking forward to it.

The joint sports meet
with the detective agency.

It's… okay…

I don't really care… Mr. Dazai…

[Bungo Stray Dogs WAN! 2]

WHEN THE SCATTERED DETECTIVE AGENCY
COMES TOGETHER,

THAT'S WHEN THEY CAN TRULY
SHOW THEIR STRENGTH

[Chapter 18]

[Fierce Battle]

[A Dangerous Sports Meet]

Are we seriously…

Are we seriously having a sports meet?

So that wasn't a dream?

Are you still dreaming?

You can't use it as an excuse for losing.

You're here too, you bum.

IT'S A REAL SHAME I CAN'T COMPETE TODAY
I'm just here to watch.

IT'S A REAL SHAME I CAN'T COMPETE TODAY
You guys better give it your all.

COOLING HIS FOREHEAD, RAMBLING ON
If you're going to fake being sick, just pick one.

So, that's it.

Let's aim for victory and do our best.

LETHARGIC

I'm not sensing any motivation
from you at all.

But you know,

this sports meet is with the Port Mafia.

That's not acceptable, Mr. Rampo.

THE PRESIDENT'S DECISION
This sports meet

was decided by the two leaders
to build friendship.

A sports meet decided by the president

means we must achieve victory.

This is something the president decided.

The president's words
aren't gospel, Kunikida.

Listen up, everyone.

We absolutely cannot lose this battle.

PORT MAFIA
We cannot lose, no matter what it takes.

No matter what it takes…

Um…

I'm your host and referee, Poe.

I'm Lucy, your part-time announcer.

FIRST EVENT: 100-METER DASH
The first event is the 100-meter dash.

The first event is the 100-meter dash.

Listen up, Atsushi.

Go all out with your ability
from the very start.

That's the smart play, Atsushi.

Look at the Port Mafia.

Chuya might turn into a heavy boulder

and tie himself around your waist.

HEAVY
and tie himself around your waist.

I'd notice something like that.

What should I do?

You're my opponent?
- On your marks.

Q…
- On your marks.

I'm so excited. Let's have a good match.

ABILITY: DOGRA MAGRA, A MENTAL MANIPULATION THAT GIVES
ANYONE HE TOUCHES HALLUCINATIONS Let's shake hands.

AND CAUSES THE TARGET TO ATTACK EVERYONE
AROUND INDISCRIMINATELY Ready, go.

ABILITY: BEAST BENEATH THE MOONLIGHT,
HALF-MAN, HALF-TIGER

Shake my hand.

SECOND EVENT: BALL TOSS INTO THE BASKET
Now we can participate together, Jun-ichiro.

Now we can participate
together, Jun-ichiro.

Yeah, thanks, Naomi.

Looking closely, these are lemon-shaped.

B… Bombs?

These ba*ls are lemon-shaped bombs?

That's exactly right.

They look like lemon-shaped ba*ls,

but in reality, almost all of them

are bombs!

Motojiro Kajii.

I'm the only one who can toss them
without getting hurt.

Referee, isn't this against the rules?

KAJII PRODUCTIONS: ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA PHOTO ALBUM, KAJII
PRODUCTIONS: RAMPO EDOGAWA ENCYCLOPEDIA Referee… Huh?

KAJII PRODUCTIONS: ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA PHOTO ALBUM, KAJII PRODUCTIONS:
RAMPO EDOGAWA ENCYCLOPEDIA The referees are absorbed in weird magazines.

Preparing countermeasures in advance.
So this is the cerebral approach.

Motojiro Kajii.

What on earth should we do?

Jun-ichiro, look over there.

Their own teammates
are getting taken out by the bombs too.

What a way to treat their own teammates.

DUE TO OVERWHELMING POWER,
PORT MAFIA TEAM: MOTOJIRO KAJII WINS

Well played, Motojiro Kajii.

Mr. Dazai,
please watch the match properly.

I'm cheering for them.

You're just acting like a drunkard.

THIRD EVENT: TUG-OF-w*r, OVERWHELMING VICTORY TO ARMED DETECTIVE
AGENCY: KENJI MIYAZAWA After that, we held various other competitions.

FOURTH EVENT: BREAD-EATING CONTEST, USED RASHOUMON TO SNATCH
ALL THE BREAD The Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia

PORT MAFIA WINS
gave it their all and competed through sports.

gave it their all and
competed through sports.

FIFTH EVENT: BORROWING RACE, USED DOPPO POET TO CREATE THE
ITEMS TO BORROW gave it their all and competed through sports.

ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY WINS
Does that count as a sport?

RED SOCKS
That's a dirty trick.

Everyone, you must be tired.

All the events have now concluded.

Before we announce the winning team,

let's introduce the prize.

There's a prize?

We're the winners.

The winning prize is

participating in the world tournament
as Japan's representatives.

No thanks!

We don't mind not winning.

No… we're… fine with that too.

Well, well.

Running away at the last minute,
Mr. Hat Rack?

You haven't done anything yourself!

Wait, Jinko.

You haven't settled things with me yet.

You still want to compete?

MUTTERING
I haven't had enough fun yet.

MUTTERING
Ah, no.

MUTTERING
But you're running away from the result, aren't you?

MUTTERING
I'm not running away!

This is enough! No more friendship!

All of you, go!

It's all-out w*r!

How… How did it come to this?

The two teams have started
an all-out brawl.

Who will claim victory?

Due to unsportsmanlike conduct,

both teams are disqualified…

Wait, hold on.

This match,

can you leave it to me?

What do you mean?

Not in this barbaric way,

but in a more

elegant manner.

Shall we have a dance battle?

[Bungo Stray Dogs WAN! 2]
Grand Marshal of the Universe.

Shall we have a dance battle?

Um…

Do you mean that if the improvised dance
is approved by the judges,

then we win, Mr. Dazai?

Dance?

Exactly, Atsushi-kun.

Staring.

Staring.

Then let's begin the overtime match.

We'll decide the winner through dance.

In that case…

We'll dance?

Leave it to me.

I'm pretty good at it.

Bon dance?

Any type of dance should do.

With the right partner,

ballroom dancing is quite nice too.

Come on, Jun-ichiro.

Put your arm around my waist.

Ah… yeah.

He doesn't seem too keen on it.

Fine, I'll join you in this competition.

You've already changed?

Everyone's really fired up.

What's with that pathetic attitude?

Akutagawa?

Do you have some complaint

with Mr. Dazai's brilliant proposal?

I didn't say anything like that!

Mr. Dazai proposed
the most peaceful solution possible,

and you're acting like this.

I told you, I didn't say that!

Alright, alright, stop fighting.

If we're going to settle this,
let's do it with a dance battle.

CALM
I understand, Mr. Dazai.

I understand, Mr. Dazai.

RELIEVED

Then let's begin the first match.

Atsushi versus Akutagawa.

It's

showtime!

Hey, wait.

Rashoumon.

Hey, why are you attacking me?

Because we're doing a dance battle?

Yes, but that's not what it meant.

It's a battle 'of' dance.

Where is the referee?

GO AHEAD AND FIGHT
This is getting more and more interesting.

This is a disaster.

But I'm not going to lose to you.

Let's settle this
with the best dance, Akutagawa.

Just what I wanted. Come, Jinko.

Alright, we'll get started too.

We won't lose either.

YOU COME TOO
Why do I have to do it too?

So elegant.

Now, I'll make the announcement.

The winner is…

Drumroll…

Carl!

C… Carl?

If it's Carl, we'll have to take it.

Mr. Dazai's judgment is indisputable.

Wait, how can you guys just accept that?

That's just too weird.

Kajii, can I have a word with you?

Listen.

Aren't you standing out a bit too much?

Me?

I'm always like this.

No, it's not that it's a bad thing.

It's just, you know…

Long live
the Grand Marshal of the Universe!

You brat.