01x01 - Episode 1

[bunniefuu]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[cell phone buzzing]

Hi, Malik--

[Natalie] I'm not fine with it.
She's throwing jabs at me.

[indistinct arguing on phone]

Hello?

[Natalie] No, I'm not... I'm not...

[Yris] You wanna play the victim charact-
Hello?

[Yris] It's not throwing a jab.

[Natalie] Yes it is.
Now look at what's happening...

So f*ck you guys!

[producer] Who is that?

Malika...

Hello? I think she's butt-dialed me.

[Malika] You're grown-a*s women the
last time I checked.

- [arguing continues on phone]
- Oh.

They're fighting each other.

That butt-dial was
both juicy and concerning.

And it was just one example

of what I'd been
dealing with the past month.

That's crazy.

[Producer] What a wild ride you're on!

What on Earth
could they be fighting about,

like, to that degree?

[cheering]

And honestly, I felt a little guilty.

Them filming was my idea.

♪ Let me work my magic ♪

[Khadijah] The girls, baby!

[Khloé] It seemed easy enough.

Put a group of our smart, beautiful,
ambitious friends on camera.

[playful screaming]

Oh. I peed a little.

[Khloé] Because these
weren't just any friends.

♪ It's a brand-new classic ♪

Go, baby! Ha!

You've had a visit with a micropeen?

No, like, a long-term boyfriend micropeen.

So a tickler.

♪ I'm coming back
with a new kinda different ♪

[Khloé] Malika, Khadijah, Yris,

Nicole, Natalie, and Olivia.

They've all been part of me
and my sisters' lives for years.

So are you gonna go
on a date with that guy?

- I don't know.
- Just do it.

♪ I'm coming back ♪

I look like Kristen Wiig baby!

[Khloé] They're the girls.

♪ Coming back with the new, new, new ♪

- You need it...
- Us four need this dink.

- You need it and you need it.
- [Natalie] You need it.

- [laughter]
- [all] [echoing] Cheers!

[Khloé] But looking back,
I realized something.

♪ Into the deep end ♪

[Yris] I think you guys
are gonna see a lot of us

that you don't know on the show.

♪ Embrace the great unknown ♪

[Khloé] Just because the girls
were all friends with me and my sisters...

[producer] Aren't you guys friends?

So that's the question.

[Khloé] ...didn't necessarily mean

they were all that close
with each other.

[Natalie] When you feel like
people are your friends

and then you go into a new environment

where there's, like, a camera in your face

and then they act differently.

That's really hurtful.

[Khloé]
And that was about to become a problem.

♪ Into the deep end ♪

[Yris] That's the character
you wanna play,

is, like, a victim character.

[Khloé]
That's the funny thing about boundaries.

Cameras off, please.

♪ Falling head first ♪

[Khloé]
Most people don't know where theirs are

until somebody crosses one.

[Yris] Stop crying.

♪ Will I dare to sink or swim ♪

[Khloé] All of us were about to find out
exactly where those lines were

and who was not supposed to cross them.

♪ Whoa, oh-oh ♪

So let's rewind to where it all started...

I'm not ruining friendships
for the camera.

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Khloé] ...in Malibu.

♪ Will I sink or swim? ♪

Day one.

[♪ electronic music playing]

♪ High heels, diamond rings, success, ah ♪

♪ Limousines, boss moves, good sex ♪

♪ Avant garde, oh, my gosh ♪

♪ Dripping in couture,
but a little crazy ♪

♪ But a little crazy ♪

♪ But a little crazy ♪

♪ A little crazy ♪

♪ Dancing around in my tight dress ♪

♪ I'm feeling myself,
got them all breaking their neck ♪

♪ Gotta level up,
gotta get naughty, naughty ♪

♪ Gotta get naughty ♪

[Khloé]
Okay, I'll Carrie Bradshaw this thing

and break all this drama down for you.

She had New York, we have Malibu.

The setting of Nicole's birthday party...

- [Yris] Happy birthday.
- [Khadijah] Happy birthday.

- [Nicole] Thank you.
- Love you!

[Khloé] ...and the cast's
first day of filming together.

On social media, it probably looked like
they'd all finally figured life out.

- [Nicole] Oh, my God, how gorgeous.
- [Khadijah] This is so beautiful.

Well, well, then.

[Khloé] But looks can be deceiving

because boundaries were about to be drawn,

crossed, and debated.

♪ Gotta get, gotta get,
gotta get naughty ♪

[Yris] Okay, wait. Nicole...

[Yris] ...are you and Larry still f*cking?

[all laughing]

- [Natalie] I love this dinner talk.
- [Olivia] Let's get right to it.

[Yris] Are you?

- No.
- [Malika] Wait.

- Never?
- Rarely.

[Yris] At all?

[Nicole] I think it's been, like,
four months right now.

- Four months? Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

If I'm home with India and I'm momming,

by the time I get to my bedroom,

he's either snoring or he's not in bed.

- Wake his a*s up.
- Sit on his face!

- [laughs]
- [Yris] Yeah.

[Khloé] Nicole is the kinda girl
who's down for almost anything,

but sitting on sleeping faces?

Yeah, that's probably
where she draws the line.

You guys don't even need to talk.

You just need to f*ck.

- ♪ Yep ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Coasting the scene,
her face so magazine ♪

♪ She's living the dream ♪

[Khloé] Kim met Nicole years ago

back when she, Nat, and Liv

were navigating reality TV together.

And somewhere along the way,

Nicole stopped being Kim's friend

and became one of the girls.

♪ She got the strength,
she got the style ♪

She's gorgeous,

married to former NFL player
Larry English,

raising a beautiful daughter,

and Nicole had her sights
set on something big:

The cover of Sports Illustrated.

Which felt a little unfair.

Save something for the rest of us, girl.

Oh, I love that!

[clicking tongue] Thank you.

[Nicole] So, Nat, when is the
last time that you...

[Olivia] The in and the out!

[Natalie] It's been four years, guys.

[Malika] Like, since your daughter's dad?

It had been when...

[Khadijah] So, four years and then?

Um...

[Yris] Nat, what's going on?

[Malika] We have to
bring it back to you, babe.

[cell phones chiming]

Okay, Natalie, you can finish your story.

My whole life, when I meet a guy,

we date, it reaches like the year mark,

but I just go, like,
complete and utter ick.

- [Olivia] She gets the ick.
- At a year? You said a year?

- Around the year.
- [Yris] Oh, God.

[Natalie] And so
I'm trying to figure out, like--

- So you're the problem, not them.
- [Natalie] It's me.

- Just kidding.
- [laughs]

[Nicole] What gives you the ick?

The relationship or the cor...
is it corny?

[Natalie] It's a trapped feeling.

For me, I'm an Aquarius.

I come across more, like,
cold in a way in relationships.

- You're an Aquarius?
- [Natalie] Yes!

You didn't know that?

I hate Aquariuses.

[all laughing]

In all honesty,
I think the only way it would ever work,

I need someone smarter than me,

someone emotionally intelligent.

If he can't throw a ball
and I can run faster than you, forget it!

- Really?
- I will actually... [retching]

[Yris] What is happening right now?

Am I the only one not racing my man?

- On the track! Line up!
- I'm not literal!

Yris, it's not literal.

- I...
- [all laughing]

[Khadijah] I want you
to go outside right now!

[Malika]
You should text him on the way,

"Put your f*cking sneakers on
and meet me in the driveway!

We're racing tonight to see who's faster!"

[Khloé]
Natalie is the type of girl

whose man better come in first place.

That's a man. That's a man.

♪ Girls like me
don't play with the boys like you ♪

[Khloé] We met Nat when she was
curating Kim's social media.

But somewhere along the way,
she became a part of our friend group.

♪ Don't play with the boys like you ♪

Natalie is our resident perfectionist.

[Natalie] The pajamas,
the blankets, the slippers,

they all need to be folded,
tied with the ribbon.

[Khloé] As a mom, every decision
starts and ends with her daughter Dove.

Her only catch?

Natalie had been burned
by reality TV before.

So while everyone else
was showing up ready to bare it all,

Natalie was still figuring out

exactly where her boundaries began

and where everyone else's access ended.

[Olivia] This looks insane.

You guys look like you're
about to strap on...

and saddle up.

[cell phone rings]

[Malika] Guys, I have a friend for you!

- [Khloé] [on phone] Hi.
- Hello!

Hi!

This is gorgeous, the view.

It's so pretty, right?

I know, Nat did such a good job.

I'm sorry I missed your birthday.

I wanted to be there.

Wait, Khloé, have you
ever raced your boy-- your man?

Like, do you, is that a requirement
for you to race your man?

- [Natalie] Khloé...
- [overlapping chatter]

I know you have my back.

If you were completely single--

- Which she is.
- She is!

- [Khloé] Yeah?
- [Natalie] Okay.

- [indistinct]
- [Natalie] So would you find it attractive

if you felt like
you could beat him in an arm wrestle

and run faster than him
and throw a ball better than him?

[Khloé] Does he have a big d*ck?

[Malika] We're talking
about priorities here, ladies!

[Khloé] All that matters
is how hot you guys all look.

- [Malika] Yes.
- Thank you.

Love you.

[Malika] Love you. Bye.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[all cheering]

[Natalie] Make a wish, make a wish!

I hope you wish for some hot sex!

[Yris] Wishing you f*ck your husband.

[Nicole] Thank you, guys!

[Natalie]
Let's go get changed and get cozy

and we got pajamas.

[♪ music continues]

[Khloé] Everything looked like
it was all fun and games...

[Natalie] Straddle me, b*tch.

[laughing, grunting]

...but there was some sh*t
stirring underneath the surface.

[laughter]

[Malika] It's the first day of filming...

wasn't that text message crazy?

[Yris] Nat... I think we need to
bring her out of her shell.

Us?

'Cause we care and she knows we do,

even if it's uncomfortable for her.

She'd probably grow and thrive
and be the strongest--

She already started
opening up a little bit at the table.

- She did-- Exactly.
- [Yris] You know what I mean?

[Malika] Like, we corner her,
like, just a little bit.

[Malika] ...I'm on her. I'm on her head.

♪ Do it like me ♪

[Olivia] Should we do one round

of Never Have I Ever with five fingers?

- Can we hold six fingers?
- Yeah, sure.

Like, so everybody gets to ask a question.

If you've done it, you put a finger down.

Like, girl, I could just, like,
take myself out the game already.

I'm a proud freak!

[all laughing]

Never have I ever had
vehicular manslaughter.

- What?
- Okay, sex in a car.

Sorry, that's what I call it.

[Khloé]
Khadijah, no one has ever said that

unless you've actually k*lled someone
with your car.

♪ Every step she takes,
everyone's amazed ♪

♪ She leaves a trace ♪

Khadijah and her twin Malika
are my besties.

I've known them since I was about 16,

which means at this point,
they're basically family.

And like any family, we know exactly
how to get on each other's nerves.

Khadijah's been going through
a very difficult divorce.

After spending so much of her life

taking care of everybody else,

she was suddenly being asked
a very different question.

What does putting yourself first
actually look like?

Never have I ever licked a man's as*h*le.

- What?
- Ew!

You've never licked your man's a*s?

Never. Are you kidding me?
I can't touch his a*s.

I'm not saying it's a full meal,
but it's a little... [gobbles]

Oh, my God!

[Natalie] I need to know the
as*h*le receivee.

Malika, change the
password on Hulu.

I swear to God, my
kids can never see this.

- [Malika] Nicole, we came here for you...
- [Nicole] Aw.

- [Malika] ...to celebrate your life...
- Thank you.

[Malika] ...and we just don't want you

to, like, walk away
from your birthday celebration,

- like, we got on you or whatever.
- Aw!

Like, we really could have
gotten on Nat more.

[♪ tense, playful music playing]

- Yeah.
- Guys.

I just feel like me and Malika
are the most outspoken out of the group,

but I think, like,
it comes from a place of love...

- It does.
- ...and keeping everybody accountable

and kinda, like, saying it how it is.

'Cause we kinda feel like
we're not good friends if we don't.

- Yeah.
- Guys.

♪

[Khloé] Looking back,
there was a whole lot hidden

inside that one little, "Guys."

And none of us fully appreciated

how firmly Natalie
had drawn her boundaries

until it was a little too late.

[Natalie] Ah, probably should get
the bigger black bags, no?

You know what I actually
really wanna ditch?

Huh?

Is, like, the dildos and vibrators
Khloé gave me.

Oh, yeah.

- Like, I'm not using them.
- Forgot about those.

Like, someone might want them, right?

Can you donate that or no?

♪

- I mean, we've got... this is--
- Wait, some are out of the box?

- Well--
- [Olivia] Disgusting!

[Natalie] Well, yeah,
I tried some of them.

- What do you mean?
- [Olivia] Ew!

- [Natalie] I don't have to donate them.
- [Olivia] This dink is huge.

- Let me see.
- [chuckling]

Wait, there's veins on it.

[Khloé] Looks like we found one area

where Nat actually could have
used a few more boundaries.

Oh, we gotta clean it.

Get outta here.

Oh, it's a, it's a banana?

It's a banana.

I don't trust you didn't use this.

Get outta here.

Okay! Ooh. Gross.

Okay, so I don't think
Goodwill's gonna take this.

I wanna see this dink.

Do I look like a boy with a dink?

[Natalie] Let me see.

[Olivia] I've never known
what I look like...

I've never done reverse cowgirl.

- [Olivia] What?
- [Natalie] Never. Have you?

I have, but I don't know what I look like.

Wait, get me my phone.

- I'll record you.
- [Natalie] Film me?

This feels so weird
holding a dink right here.

Okay, hang on.
[Natalie] What do you do?

- [Natalie] You just go down?
- Yeah, do that.

Now just kinda hop around a bit.

Oh, my God!

[both laughing]

Are we allowed to do this?

[Natalie] Isn't that crazy? [laughs]

Wow, this feels pretty wild,
just holding a dink.

Yeah, you do it.

Oh, yeah.

[Olivia] What? It's upside down.

- Oh, and it kinda flops.
- It's upside down!

- It is?
- Yes, the head.

[both laughing]

[Natalie] I am feeling exhausted.

Like, yesterday was...

- [Olivia] Oh, my God.
- A lot.

Well, it was beautiful,
you did such a great job.

It was gorgeous, but I just feel bad,
like, the vibe was a little...

- I don't know, I'm confused.
- Yeah. Me too.

First of all,
I've never seen Yris and Malika

like that at all.

Yeah.

It's weird.

♪

- [Malika] Hi, Khlo!
- [Khloé] [on phone] Hi, girl.

We missed you yesterday.

[Khloé]
Oh, well, you guys looked all so pretty.

- Thank you!
- [Khloé] I had to go to

Travis' 50th birthday dinner.

But I missed you guys, too.

We had so much fun,
but I felt like Natalie...

I don't know if she was just in a mood.

Well, she had sent a text message

and it was like, "No one say...

[Khadijah] ... Dove's dad's name.

Clearly she's overthinking
her own situation,

but it's like,
I'm also going through a divorce.

[Khloé]
And if Kim can talk about Kanye,

- it's how you talk about it--
- Exactly!

[Khadijah] That's what she's always said.

Like, just take the high road.

Like, don't talk bad
about your kid's fa...

Like, it's not like
you have to say his name,

but you had a relationship,
you can speak to your relationship.

That's your right.

So me and Yris, as we got drunk,

me and Yris are just kinda poking at her.

I felt like certain parts of it,
the energy was off.

Like, Yris made a comment
about hating Aquariuses or something.

That was-- it felt like it came
out of nowhere to me.

I thought she knew I was Aquarius.

- [Olivia] Yeah.
- And I'm like, "You hate me?"

- Kind of like...
- I agree.

Like, I felt like...

I don't know.

If we even try to get close,
she tries to deflect.

I hope she at least gets the opportunity

or there is a conversation

where she feels like
she needs to pull back layers.

[Khloé] Don't tiptoe around her.

I mean, she just has
to hear, like, the real deal.

[voiceover] I got it.

More than anyone, I got it.

My sisters and I are still figuring out

where the boundary is
between what belongs to us

and what belongs to everyone else.

I don't know,
I felt like something was off,

but maybe it wasn't.

Maybe we're overthinking it.

- Probably. I don't know.
- Nothing's wrong.

We're too sensitive.

[Khloé] But I had a problem.

Producer Khloé wanted Natalie to open up.

Friend Khloé was suddenly very interested

in minding her own business.

[on phone] Get your sh*t together,
put your f*cking party hat on or get out!

Yeah.

[Khloé] And in hindsight,

I wish I did just that.

[♪ bright music playing]

[Khloé] In this group,
relationship boundaries

were definitely not a one-size-fits-all.

Come on, buddy. You ready?

[Yris] Excuse me. Where's my kiss?

Sorry. Love you.

♪

[Natalie] Blueberry muffins. [chuckles]

Tastes better when it's messy, right?

[Khloé] And while some of the girls
were busy figuring out

where to draw the line...

Am I not supposed to wear my rings?

I'm actually curious to look at
some of these other gym girls in here.

You better not look
at some other gym girls.

[Larry] Their wrists.

[Nicole] Well, don't let your eyes
wander around too much.

[Khloé] ...Malika was over here
erasing hers entirely.

And somehow, that story began with a DM
and a dental cleaning.

I'm a little nervous about the dentist,
but I think I like this dentist.

- Oh!
- He's just so cute.

But he has the cutest TikTok, too.

[♪ light music playing]

Okay, wait a minute.

Is this why you're seeing this dentist?

Because you obviously have been
avoiding going to the dentist.

I think it's meant to be, honestly.

You think what is meant to be?

I think that I'm meant
to have a cute dentist.

[laughs]

♪ Work, work, work, work ♪

[Khloé] To me, Malika deserves the world
and so much more.

♪ Show up to the party,
everybody wanna get to know me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm looking so damn fire ♪

But she was usually too busy

worrying about
everyone else's happy ending

to focus on her own.

♪ Wake up and I make fire ♪

Between helping Khadijah

through one of
the toughest chapters of her life,

being there for her family,
and raising Ace,

her plate was already full.

But seeing her make room
for a little romance

after a series of
questionable dating choices...

you go, girl.

Not saying I'm going to date the guy,

but, like, I've never dated,
like, a dentist

and I'm so over anyone that's ever touched
a court, a field, or a stage.

Like, I've kissed my type goodbye.

♪ Strike a pose, take a selfie ♪

♪ Fake it till you make it, Anna Delvey ♪

♪ Go on now, ring the alarm ♪

♪ Yeah, that's fire ♪

- [Nicole] Hey!
- [Yris] Hey.

I got us green juices.

[Nicole]
Green juice on white rug, white carpet?

You're very brave.

My white rug, I've only had it for a year.

India and my dog have ruined it.

I don't let the kids eat here,

but, like, you know,
we're adults, we're fine.

[Khloé]
Yris, she's that girl.

♪ 'Cause I like it my way ♪

♪ My way, my way, my way ♪

Yris is no-nonsense.
She's a go-getter.

I met Yris through Kylie

because we have daughters
around the same age.

She's definitely a ride-or-die.

[Khloé] Motherhood, check.

Business, check.

Building a lash empire

and selling it for millions of dollars?

♪ So good and it gets much,
gets much better ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

Yeah, check.

[Khloé] Somehow she even
managed to make co-parenting

with her ex-husband look easy.

The only thing she hadn't
checked off her list

was setting a wedding date
with her fiancé,

former NBA sharpsh**ter Troy Daniels.

Luckily, that didn't stop her
from playing cupid

for everybody else.

I wanna set up
Olivia and Staf on a blind date.

Like, Staf your ex?

Yeah, Ayla's dad.

With Olivia? Our Olivia?

[Yris] Our Olivia.

And then I want Troy
to set it up with Staf,

'cause I think it's weird if I text Staf
and be like, "Hey--"

Is Staf gonna know it's Olivia?

- [Yris] No. No, no.
- Or you're gonna--

Okay, so both of them will not know.

No, because normally they would never
even look at each other like that.

You know out of anybody
that she's gonna be pissed at is me.

Even though you set it up,
she'll be mad at me.

Let's just see what happens.

♪

[assistant] You can follow me.

[Khadijah] Where should I sit?

- I'm not getting any work done.
- [assistant] You can take that chair.

She's just here for moral support.

- [assistant] Moral support?
- [Malika] Yeah.

- Hello.
- [Khadijah] Hi!

- Hi!
- Hi, how are you?

[Khadijah] Hi.

- Nice to meet you.
- [Khadijah] Nice to meet you.

- I'm Khadijah.
- [Malika] Oh, that's my twin.

- [Edwin] Nice to put a face to the gossip.
- [laughs] I know.

- How have you been?
- [Khadijah] For sure.

[Malika] I'm good.

- [Edwin] Ready to get started?
- Yeah.

- [Edwin] Yeah?
- I-I-I think.

- Okay.
- [Khadijah] Do you mind me asking

how old you are?

- [Edwin] Thirty-two.
- Oh.

I went to UCLA and then
I went to USC for dental school.

[Khadijah] Young and successful.

Have you ever dated a patient?

- [Edwin] Never.
- [Khadijah] Or is that, like,

against your professional rules?

[Edwin] It's not against
my professional rules

but I've never dated a patient.

- Oh.
- [Edwin] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a first time for everything.

[Edwin laughs]

[Edwin] Tiny poke.

Would now be a good time
to ask if you're single?

- Hmm? You are single?
- [Edwin] Yeah, yeah.

Thank you, Jesus.

[Malika mumbles]

I think I know that one.
It was, "Shut up."

[Edwin laughs]

Any children?

[Edwin] No children. Love kids.

[Khadijah] So then I guess
the only thing you're missing

is the relationship piece.

[tool whirring]

I guess now we just all need
to go have dinner and hang out.

- [Edwin] Let's do it.
- [Khadijah] Yeah.

[Edwin] You did a fantastic job.

The next appointment will be even easier.

- [Khadijah] It's a date.
- [Edwin] Beautiful.

[Khadijah] Or I mean, you know, like--

- [Edwin] Send me the details.
- It's definitely an invite.

♪ It's all in the kiss, baby ♪

♪ Let's make a dream come true ♪

♪ Taking a risk, baby ♪

♪ It's all in the, it's all in the,
it's all in the kiss ♪

- [cell phone buzzing]
- Hello?

[Yris] [on phone] What are you doing?

[Olivia] [on phone] Not much.

Just chilling.

What are you doing?

I was calling you
'cause I've been thinking...

what if I set you up on a blind date?

[Olivia] A blind date?

I would never.

[Yris] You never go on dates.

Be a little adventurous.

[laughs] Oh, my God.

I'm going to text you time, location,

and you're gonna show up.

Okay. I'll talk to you later.

- Oh, my!
- You're making me die.

- I almost--
- Oh, my God!

- Hello!
- Mommy!

- [Yris] Hi, kids!
- Where you at, Mommy?

[Yris] So now I have to
pitch my idea to Troy.

- Nicole had the best idea.
- Get ready.

- I'm just kidding. [laughs]
- What is it?

[Yris] I would love to pick the most
perfect stepmom for my child,

and then we're one big happy family!

- [Troy] So, pick her, babe. Who?
- [Yris] Olivia!

♪

But I think it's weird if I text him.

You should set it up.

But you can't tell him who it is

'cause they're both
gonna think it's so weird.

Just give him a little call.

Give your buddy a call.

- Let me call him right now.
- And be like, "Buddy!"

- [Nicole] Oh dear!
- Whoo!

We're not here. Okay...

- [Staforde] [on phone] What's up, bro?
- Yo, what's up, bro?

Hey, I never done this before.

Disclaimer, just wanna let you know,

I wanna set you up.

- [Staforde] With?
- I can't say who.

You ever been on a blind date?

[Staforde] Um, no.

[Troy] Me neither.
Yeah, so I'm not sure what the time...

I'ma get you the time.

Um, but I want...

Okay, you know what?
They're right here, look.

Oh!

[Troy] What should I do?

[Yris] Babe! What?

- [laughing]
- [Troy] What should I do?

We're trying to set you up with somebody.

[Staforde] What's going on over there?

What is this? Do I need some help?

[Troy] Look, do this for me.

Just be where we say to be
at that certain time.

- Alright.
- [Troy] You got me?

- Yeah.
- [Troy] Alright, bet. My dawg.

- Alright.
- [Troy] Alright.

I've never set up another guy before,

especially your ex-husband.

It's a first for everything, okay?

[Khloé] I actually think
these two made a great match,

and things were about to get interesting.

♪

[Olivia] Nat. Yris just called me
and she said,

"I wanna set you up on a blind date."

Is it someone she approved?

Did she give you any details?

She said it's someone I know,

and I was like, "Just tell me, who is it?"

I feel like it's someone good though
if she's saying that.

I mean, what do you got to lose?

What if he's your husband? You never know.

[Khloé] The magic words
she's been waiting to hear

for a very long time.

♪ Just got that ooh ♪

See, Olivia has everything going for her.

She's smart, successful, gorgeous,

and never afraid
to go after what she wants.

The problem is people
are so used to seeing her

as one half of Nat and Liv

that sometimes they forget
that Olivia has her own story, too.

♪ One of a kind, I just got that juice ♪

♪ One of a kind, I just got them moves ♪

And while some of her friends
were building families,

Olivia was still waiting
to find her person.

And trust me, this girl has enough love

to fill an entire house.

[Natalie] When's the last time
you went on a date?

- Like, in the last--
- A FaceTime date.

- That does not count.
- [both laugh]

Right now you're just
randomly FaceTiming guys

- and hoping for the best.
- Going on a date

with another dud.

[Olivia] What if he has a micro.?

Like, we don't...

I don't think we should
let a potential micropeen

really throw a wrench in all this.

You gotta just go for it.

[exclaims]

- [chuckles] I don't know.
- Do it. Do it.

Do it.

I don't know.

[Khloé] I agreed with Natalie,
and so did Yris and Nicole

who weren't satisfied
with just setting Olivia up on a date.

No, they wanted to watch
the whole thing go down in real time.

[Nicole] Let's send this to Khlo.

- Say, "Guess where we're at?"
- Okay. [laughs]

Cheers.

Cheers to hopefully this going well.

- And for me for not--
- Cheers to Ayla's stepmom.

[laughing] Ayla's stepmom.

♪

[Yris] Oh, he's here, he's here.
He's here, he's here.

He can't see us.

- [Nicole] Okay, good.
- [Yris clears throat]

[Yris] There, she's walking.
She's walking.

- She's coming in?
- [Yris] Yeah.

What? Wait!

Did you know this? [laughing]

Um, no, I didn't.

- Oh!
- [clears throat]

- How are you?
- [Olivia] I'm good. How are you?

Yeah, great.

[Olivia] Oh, my God!

I'm gonna k*ll her.
Why didn't she tell us?

[Yris] Okay. We could look.
Her back is facing us.

- [Nicole] Hmm?
- [Yris] We can look.

Yes!

[Olivia] And Troy was in on it?

Troy... Troy was in on it. Troy called me.

Wow! Well, I don't know what to say.

This is so random.

- [Staforde] How've you been?
- I've been good.

- I think they're vibing.
- Hitting it off.

- I think they're vibing.
- They are.

Oh, it's coming. It's coming right now.

[waitress] I have a small gift from Yris.

Two shots.

[both] Ohh!

Yris!

Yeah, see, she's,
she's playing games right now.

[laughing]

She's playing games.
I don't know what she's up to.

Did you hear that?

How would you feel, like...

- What...
- Like...

So, I'm just very loyal.

So in my head, I just don't
even go there because it's...

Even though I know you guys
have moved on, I just...

Well, clearly, I think
this is a sign of approval.

Oh, I know.

So I think it's just so far moved on,

it's like, it's not even like that.

Have you ever thought... [laughing]

Have you ever been like,
"Oh, Liv..." [mumbling]

[Olivia laughing]

[Staforde] Mm...

- Yes, you caught my eye for sure.
- Oh.

So I'm your type?

Yes. For sure.

[Yris and Nicole laughing]

So, if it wasn't the situation...

in terms of you two...

- You're exes.
- Yeah.

- Uh-huh.
- Would there be a date two?

[Olivia] Mm.

[laughs]

I love it.

I love it.

There could be a date two.

I'm down for it.

[both laughing]

It was great. Great seeing you tonight.

[Olivia] Yes. It was so good.

- It was an amazing night.
- And what a random surprise.

- For sure.
- And...

- I'm glad it went well.
- Uh... Yes.

- I'll see you soon.
- And...

Oh! [squeals]

- [both laughing]
- Staf!

I can't with you!

[Staforde] Let me know when you get home.

Okay, I will.

[Khloé] For someone who'd been
searching for her person,

a kiss felt like a pretty good sign.

♪ I just can't get you out of my mind ♪

♪ Come and pick me up, I'm in your ride ♪

And Olivia wasn't
the only woman in the group

with a little romantic momentum
on her side.

- [Malika] Hi! Are these from you?
- No.

[Malika] Do you wanna guess
who they're from?

Let me see who it is,
and then you can guess.

- [Malika] The cards
- [Khadijah] Okay, yeah.

The card will be your clue.

"Here's to celebrate scrolling TikTok."

They should have added a comma,
they didn't add a comma.

Okay.

"Late at night while buzzed on wine."

That's Edwin.

- That's sweet.
- Thoughtful.

That's, that's a cute gesture.

We should call Khloé
and show her the flowers.

[Malika] Okay, I will. Hold on.

[Yris] Next time they
could be a little bigger.

I'm just kidding.

[Malika] [laughing]
No, you're not kidding.

- [cell phone dings]
- Hi!

[Yris] Hola.

[Khloé] Hola, como estas?

- [Khadijah] Hi, Khlo.
- [Yris] Oh!

Look at your Español.

She talks to you and she speaks Spanish?

Edwin sent me flowers.

[Khloé]
It's like a table for two centerpiece.

[Khloé] Size matters in
a lot of capacities.

I can't take you guys!

My girl over here.

[Khloé] Want my undies to be wet?

'Cause that's not moisturizing.

Yeah, no, it didn't
turn the faucet on at all.

[Yris] Yeah.

- [Khadijah] Bye. Love you.
- [Malika] Love you.

- Bye.
- Happy glam! Bye.

Oh, sh*t. Now I have to,
like, reach out first.

- Well, now you just have to say thank you.
- Just say thank you.

- That's it.
- That's still reaching out first.

Don't you dare make him reach out first.

[Malika] I don't know how to date.
This is weird.

Like, I don't know
if I'm, like, even ready to date,

let alone be in a relationship,

and then it evolves
and then you get married

and then you get divorced, sorry.

Well, you're thinking too ahead.

I mean, look at, like,
couples that are right around us.

Like, they're not even
sleeping with each other.

Are you talking about Nicole and Larry?

[Malika] A hundred percent.

- [Yris] Yeah.
- [Khadijah] If this was my marriage,

I would be concerned
because I expect a man to be exertive,

especially my man,
in the physical department.

So to me, and I said this to Nicole,

that would make me think
that if we're not doing it,

you're doing it somewhere else.

That's what people think.

There's this, like,
speculation that, like,

maybe Larry's cheating on her
or she's cheating on Larry.

Troy wants to f*ck me every night.

Like, why isn't Larry
trying to f*ck you every night?

[Khloé]
Lately, everyone seemed

a little too interested
in everyone else's business.

We need to ask her.
'Cause we're over here just guessing.

[Khloé] Which was gonna make
our upcoming girls' day

at Casaléna very interesting.

♪

[Khloé] Olivia was back from her date
and still had no idea

Nicole had been playing
private investigator,

and the girls were
going to get all the tea.

But first, I had a job to do.

- [Olivia] Who are you texting?
- Khloé.

- [cell phone chimes]
- Okay. This is weird.

She's saying Malika said
that at your birthday dinner

I was being closed off.

Wait, what?

[Nicole] Closed off to what?

Well, I don't know, I asked...
Okay, wait, she just said, "I don't know.

We'll talk about it
at the girls' dinner at Casaléna."

I thought you were totally,
like, drunk and sassy.

Like, you were kerfuffled from setting up.

- [Natalie] I was drunk and sassy.
- So you played catch-up with the drinks.

What do you want from me?

"What do you want from me?"

- What do you want from me?
- What do you want from me?

[Natalie] That should be the TikTok.

Wait, we should do that.

I always have to force you guys
to do the funny TikToks.

- I feel like you need to do that.
- Okay, let's go inside.

You need to do that more,
I feel like show it more.

- [Natalie] Do we? Okay.
- Come on, let's do this. Yes, you do.

[Natalie] Ugh, it's wet.

[Nicole] For this one,
we'll just take the vase

and we'll put it, like, right here.

The "vahs"?

- [Nicole] The vase. What do you call it?
- Which one are we doing?

- It's vase.
- Well, the Canadian version is "vays."

- No, "vays."
- [Nicole] They say "vahs"?

- What?
- [Olivia] No, it's "vays."

- But a Canadian version is "vays," right?
- I'm like, "Pass me the vahs."

Now you're confusing me
and I don't even know what it is.

Did I say "vahs" or "vays"?

I need to know. Let me ask ChatGPT.

How do you pronounce the word V-A-S-E?

- Rhymes with face.
- [gasps]

- Vase. Vase.
- Oh, really?

Rhymes with face, vase!

- "Vahs" is British, which is Canadian.
- What?

[Nicole] Let's get the vase
and put it here.

Thank you.

Okay, so for this TikTok,
we need sunglasses.

Who is pulling us?

- The strongest person--
- Wait!

Have you not... We haven't told Nicole.

- What?
- About the date!

[Natalie] She went on a blind date.

- A blind date?
- A blind date.

And guess who set it up?

- Who?
- Yris.

And guess with who.

- Who?
- You wanna tell her?

Her ex-husband.

- Staforde!
- [Nicole] Wait, hold on.

You agreed to go on a blind date...

- She, uh, convinced me!
- ...set up by Yris.

So did he know that he was meeting you?

No, he didn't.

- Okay, so did you...
- [Natalie] Did you kiss?

No?

No. Are you insane?

- Did you kiss?
- [gasps] She kissed.

- She kissed! You kissed!
- [Nicole] You kissed Staf?

- [Nicole] Liv!
- [Natalie] You f*cking kissed

and you didn't tell me, you stupid b*tch.

Well, I didn't.

- You kissed Staf?
- [Olivia] It was a kiss.

So when we were talking,
though, for real...

- [Nicole] Okay.
- For real, I said,

"It's not gonna happen."

"Yeah, it's not gonna happen.

You know what? We're just friends."

[smooching]

- [Nicole screams]
- No, no, no.

[Olivia] First of all...

[all laughing]

First of all, you wh*res...

- [Nicole] "It's never gonna happen."
- [Olivia] As if!

[Nicole] I love you like a friend

- but it's never happening.
- [Natalie] Never happening!

[Olivia]
Honestly, I'm so comfortable with him.

I thought, "YOLO!"

[all laughing]

[Khloé] The funny thing about boundaries
was they had a way of changing.

The things you'd swore you'd never do
didn't seem so impossible

when the right opportunity came along.

[Yris] Go, baby, go, baby, go!

Hey! Hey!

[Khloé]
And lately, more than one of the girls

had been rethinking
what their future could look like.

- [Malika] And then the smile!
- And he was just getting started.

- And you were the best.
- 'Cause you're Gemini!

- He was dancing.
- He was dancing.

- Your turn.
- Your turn.

Go, Ace, go Ace!

Watch your step. [laughs]

That was so cute.

I want such a full house.

Like, when my kids are home
and Ace is here

and they're running around,
I'm like, I just love it.

Your house seems so full.

- Already.
- Already.

- It is full, but I want it fuller.
- [Malika] But you want a classroom.

[Yris] I'm telling you right now,


I already started buying baby clothes.

- You're joking.
- [Yris] No, no.

Every time right before
I'm gonna have a baby,

I get this weird incline
that, like, my baby's coming soon.

- How do you know you're not pregnant?
- [Yris] I'm not pregnant.

- Okay. Just checking.
- How do you know though?

Not yet. I'm on birth control.

I am Latina,
so if I come off birth control,

I will get pregnant, like, tomorrow, okay?

Sometimes I get so nervous
that I'll take two in a day.

Like, I'll just feel like,
I'm like, "I'm extra fertile."

[Khadijah] I don't think
you're supposed to do that.

- Oh, my God. [laughs]
- Oh, dear.

- But I do wanna really explore surrogacy.
- [Malika] Yeah.

[Yris] I had such a hard delivery
with Prince that that scared me.

- Also, it's like--
- How is Troy going to take that?

Have you guys ever had
an in-depth conversation?

Not, like, serious 'cause I don't
think he thinks I'm serious.

He thinks, "No, you're just
gonna carry more kids."

[Khadijah] And that's all
he knows from you, is carrying.

I think men often don't get it.

If they carried one kid,
I'm telling you right now,

he would never do it again.

Honey, let him have cramps one time.
Just one time.

I took him to get lasered
and he almost cried.

[Malika]
I believe that I could do one more.

[Yris]
Do you think you'll ever carry again?

[Malika] I really do not wanna
be pregnant after 45,

so my window for me is very small

if I'm to get pregnant
and carry it myself.

If my baby is made in a factory--

A lab!

- A lab, not a factory.
- [Khadijah] Not a factory.

A lab, a whatever, not made inside of me,

- I don't think I would feel that...
- You're like, "I don't care."

Yeah, I'm not that meticulous.

I don't know.
I feel like if you met someone

and I feel like you were in love
and it was your husband,

you would carry for sure.

If my baby was made in love...

- For sure.
- [Malika] ...I would obviously carry.

[Khadijah] And you already have someone

that you could potentially
have a really cute baby with.

- [Yris] Who?
- [Khadijah] Edwin.

[Yris] Oh! Edwin.

- [Malika] I don't know.
- [Yris] What will be will be.

- [Khadijah] Yes.
- Cheers.

- I finished mine, but...
- [Khadijah] Cheers. It's fine.

- I'll Bluetooth you.
- [Yris] Cheers. Yeah.

We have dinner with the girls,
all of the girls,

Khloé's coming too, at Casaléna.

I haven't seen Natalie.

I hope she's not coming with, you know,
no feelings from that dinner.

Yeah.

Yeah, how do we think it's gonna go?

I look at Malika.

I'm like... we both looked at Malika.

Girl, I'm like, "I don't know."
I don't know.

It's a pretty decent-sized dinner table.

No two people have to focus on each other.

We'll do what we normally do.

- [Prince singing indistinctly]
- [Yris speaks indistinctly]

I see why you want more of him.

Go, baby.

[Khloé] The girls spent plenty of time
talking about babies, marriage, sex,

and building their futures.

Trying to figure out Natalie?

[laughs]
Well that was a whole different story.

♪ I'm pretty, yeah, petals like a rose ♪

♪ My palette slick and it shows ♪

♪ It's giving summertime,
night, chills with a flow ♪

♪ And even harder specs
than a drill for these hoes... ♪

[Malika] Hi!

Did I miss the black leather memo?

,[Khloé] Which meant I was about to
unfortunately get involved.

We were headed to Casaléna,

basically our version of Central Perk.

- Hi!
- [Malika] Yes, baby!

- [Khloé] Ooh!
- [all exclaim]

[Olivia] Oh, my love!

[Khloé] Everyone looks very pretty.

Thank you so much.

[Khloé] I need some ice.

I like ice cubes in my red wine.

- [Khadijah] Me too!
- You do?

My mom always yells at me.

Have you guys seen the dentist?

[Natalie] I saw a picture.

Eddie?

- [Khloé] What's his name?
- [Malika] Eddie?

- Is it Eddie?
- She's named him already.

- [Khadijah] Edwin, but...
- It's Edwin.

Edwin! I love Eddie!

[Yris] How does it feel, like,
being interested in somebody

that's all in your mouth though?

Now, that was scary for me initially.

I was like, "Dude, you're
gonna know everything

I've had done to my mouth,"
and my mouth is a problem.

[Khloé] You guys, it's just dental.

- [Olivia] Yeah.
- [Khloé] Calm down.

It's not your vag*na.

That's what I'm saying. It's not your OB.

If he was your gyno, I would be like,
"Girl, you can't date your gyno."

Well, all of them go there eventually.

[Khloé] He's not analyzing your vag*na,

taking X-rays of that and seeing

how many people have been
in the f*cking tunnel.

But turns out he thinks my mouth
is not as bad as I think it is.

- He's like, "Can you just smile more?"
- That's 'cause he wants

- to put something in it, girl.
- [laughter]

I kinda figured it's his turn.

I'm sure he thinks
that we're absolutely crazy.

No, I think he thinks
you're absolutely crazy.

- He was really nice to me though.
- [cell phone chimes]

- He didn't seem--
- Oh, my God, he texted me.

Oh, my God!

- [cell phone chimes]
- [Malika] Oh, my God, he texted me.

Oh, my God!

[Yris] Text him back, Khlo.

[Khloé] Wait, let's see.

I would love that.

Why don't we get drinks?

[laughter]

[Khadijah] Talking to Eddie.

Okay.

Oh, whatever. Fine, send it.

Oh, my goodness.

I think I need a drink now.

[Khloé] And, Liv, you have to tell me.

- [Olivia] What?
- About your date.

- [Yris laughs]
- Yris!

This little sneaky sneakette...

set me up.

Do you know who it was with?

- Staforde.
- [laughter]

Yris' ex-husband. Yes!

[Yris] First of all, I've never
even heard his name like that.

"Staforde!"

Staf. Staf.

[Malika] She was on an official date.

She has his government name.

For me, my first thought is like,
"Wait, what? Yris' ex.

I don't go there."

[Khadijah] But if you get
permission to go there...

[Khloé] I wouldn't care if Kim
hooked up with Tristan.

I would be like, if I gave permission,
I give permission.

- Like, the baton is passed.
[Malika] And that's a little gross.

Well, I'm not saying that actually.
But, like--

I mean, you said your sister,
they're not sisters!

No, but I'm just saying, like,
when you're really like,

- "That chapter's closed.
- [Natalie] Over it. Yeah.

"Like, I have love and respect

"and, like, you have a great relationship,

"but, like, I don't...
I wanna see you happy,

so I want you with, like,
the best person that I could think of."

But how was the conversation?

'Cause it looked like
you were having such a--

- [Olivia] What do you mean, "Looked"?
- [Malika] What do you mean, "It looked"?

[laughs]

What? [laughs]

Well, did he, did he
call you and tell you?

You know what?
You should be proud of me, okay?

- [Natalie] What? You!
- [Nicole] Do they look familiar to you?

[Olivia] You guys were here?

- [Nicole laughing]
- [Yris] Yes!

We were watching you the entire time.

- I knew you were quiet for a reason.
- You watched the whole date?

[Olivia] And you were
at the house, Nicole,

and I was telling you about it
and you said nothing.

[Natalie] Did you guys kiss?

[all gasp]

When we walked to the car--
[Natalie] I swear to God they kissed.

[Khloé] Guys, I have a lot of boundaries,
but I did have sex with him.

That was not on my boundary list.

[all laughing]

Nat, how about you?

- What's going on?
- Oh, great.

- [Khloé] Dating anyone?
- I don't know.

I just... I don't think
there's something wrong with me,

but I just feel like--

Yeah, you have a wall. It's...
That's what it is.

[Natalie] I'm trying to be
mature emotionally

and I feel like
I've seen a pattern in myself

where I lose interest
in whoever I'm dating

and I'm trying to figure out
why that's happening because--

The nice guy gives her the ick.

- [Khloé] That's so weird.
- [Natalie] 'Cause I've had that before

where I've been
in a really great situation

with a really great guy,
my body is like... [retches]

- [Khloé] Are you a l*sbian?
- [Natalie] No. I've--

You never went for a little...
[rolls tongue]

No, when it comes time to actually,
like, touch the vag*na, I'm out.

[babbles] Like, no.

- [Khloé] The turkey call. Yeah.
- [gobbles]

[gobbles] Nope.

[Nicole] You can't just be thinking, like,

"Oh, I'll just be single forever
if it's meant to be," no.

- Not everybody's gonna do that.
- But I'm not even thinking that.

You want a family,
you want love, like, you wanna be...

I don't, so that's the problem.

That's the Aquarius in you.
Stop being a b*tch, okay?

You're projecting, and, like,
don't even put that in the world.

No offense, you don't
put yourself out there.

Like, no offense.

Yris doesn't really know me that well.

- Just like--
- Yeah, b*tch, I don't know you.

What everyone has to remember
is that Nic, Liv, and Nat

obviously have so much history.

And then you have
the twins that are family.

And then Yris with the twins,
they have more history.

But it's also gonna be a little cliquey
without it meaning to be.

When Khloé messaged me,

I didn't clock that I wasn't sharing.

I'm, like, in my creative state,

I'm trying to, like,
make a really special day for her,

I'm so tired, I'm so stressed.

I thought I was oversharing
and being too much center of attention

that it was Nicole's birthday,
and that was, like, my thought process,

and I had just worked my a*s off.

[Natalie] So, to hear that
I was closed off...

...actually, like, blew my mind

and, like, lightweight
broke my heart a little bit.

[voice breaking] I felt bad.

I thought we had a great night.

Well, let me, let me,
without saying too much,

there's also a lot of other pieces
involved in this, right?

You have to know how you are.

[♪ tense music playing]

[Natalie] I love that everyone's
ganging up on me.

- I f*cking love that.
- Well, let's acknowledge

that she's crying.

This group spent a lot of time
talking about boundaries.

Who had them, who didn't,
who crossed them.

But maybe the real lesson was

you couldn't force
your own boundaries on someone else.

That's when things got really messy.

[Natalie] Okay, you know what?
I can't do this right now. I'm out.

[Khloé] I thought putting my friends
on a show would be entertaining.

Turned out, I totally underestimated
how hard it would be.

[Yris] I'm so confused.
What's happening right now?

[all cheering]

[Yris] Are you my friend, or are you not?

[Olivia] It's every man for himself here.

- Shut the f*ck up.
- [gasps]

- Maybe I'm not a fighter like you.
- You have to become a fighter!

[Natalie] Either you ride for your
girlfriends or you don't.

Ooh, they hate each other.

[Natalie] I'm f*cking annoyed!

[Nicole]
We literally f*cking just made up.

Are you f*cking serious?

[Khloé] Buckle up.

Things were about to get wild.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Khadijah] What's sex in a car?
Vehicular manslaughter.

[in a thick accent]
Vehicular manslaughter.

[producer laughs]

[♪ quirky music playing]

So what, that's for having sex in a car?

Sometimes while the car's moving.
[laughing]

My poor kids.

[laughing]

[Malika] Look, I don't have a man,

but if I did, I can only imagine
the things that I would do.

I'm a fun-loving freak.

[Natalie] What, like a slamborghini?

Lost my car-viginy.

Car virginity?

Car-ginity? [laughs]

I don't know. Chitty, chitty, bang, bang!

I don't f*cking know. [laughs, snorts]

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