03x04 - My 16th Birthday Surprise

[bunniefuu]

[Jordan] Today, my daughter
Salish turns 16.

To celebrate, she'll have a dream day…

-We're gonna go shopping.
-Okay.

…while I set up
the first birthday party of her life.

And what she doesn't know is
her best friend Nidal

flew all the way to LA to surprise her.

But first, she'll have to make
an almost impossible decision.

What?

-[funky music playing]
-[Jordan] Take off your blindfold.

[Salish] Whoa!

Because it's your birthday,

Sephora has let you in here
with nobody else.

It's completely empty.

You can keep whatever you want in Sephora
as long as you can carry it.

You have ten minutes. One, two, three, go.

Okay. Eye Makeup by Mario.

Eye pencils, lip glosses, hand sanitizer.

Okay, guys, this is
low-key kind of hard to carry.

Eight minutes, Salish.

What Salish doesn't realize is
right now at the house,

Del and the team are putting together
a surprise party for Salish,

and she has no idea.

-[Collin] Say, you're running out of time.
-And this, and this, and this.

Salish is gonna have
some very exciting experiences today.

-[Collin] Salish!
-[Jordan] Stop!

This is just the beginning.

Oh! That's so cool. Okay, I'm gonna get
the limited edition blush trio.

If you drop anything, you lose all of it.

-Sh, sh! Collin, get it, get it.
-What was that?

-[Salish] Get it!
-[Collin] I knocked over one--

-[Salish] Collin--
-That was you?

-[Salish] Yeah.
-Get that… Whoa!

-[Salish] Oh!
-I saved you.

-For your birthday, I will do that once.
-Thank you.

Five minutes left.

Salish said she didn't want a big
surprise birthday party for her birthday.

I don't wanna make
such a big deal out of my birthday.

I just wanna hang out with my friends.

But I'm gonna do it anyway.

[Jordan] While I'm at Sephora with Salish,

Del and the team
are already turning the house

into the most insane surprise party ever.

Dad, do you wanna help me
get Sincerely Yours?

-Why take your own product?
-Okay, okay! Sorry!

-You want other people to get it!
-But I also want it.

Dad, can you help me?

-You got about one minute left.
-Okay, okay. One more thing.

This, please. No, not that one.

-This one?
-Yes.

Thank you, Dad. That Prada one.

-Mmm! That one's good.
-I don't know where to put it.

I can't move my arm.
And can you get that, please?

Do you even know what it is? You gotta get
to the register in the next ten seconds.

Slow but steady always wins the race.

-[Jordan] Three, two, one!
-Okay, I'll just run!

[Jordan] You did it, yeah!

I made it!

Wow, that's a haul.

Thank you for shopping at Sephora.

[Jordan] And if an exclusive
shopping spree wasn't enough,

Sephora even made Salish
a custom birthday cake.

-[group] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-[Salish] Oh no!

-♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
-Oh! No!

-[Jordan] Come on!
-[group cheering]

[cheering]

This was so much fun.

[Jordan] Salish might be having fun now,

but her day is gonna be filled
with impossible decisions,

just like this one.

What?

Would you rather keep this Jeep

or go see your best friend,
Nidal, in Nashville?

[Salish] Oh my gosh!

It's a Sephora robe?

Thank you so much, Sephora.

-This is gonna fit me perfectly.
-No, no, no!

-[Salish] A mini fridge?
-[Jordan] With Sincerely Yours on.

-What?
-That is sick.

And it has products in it too!
That's so crazy.

This is Txunamy.

She is Salish's close friend,
and she was there when Salish turned 13.

-Yup.
-Yeah.

Now the two of you are gonna have
a girls' day out for Salish's birthday.

-So have fun. Bye.
-Whoo! Okay.

-I'm gonna go pick up Nidal.

What do you normally do
for your birthday?

Well, okay, Nidal surprising me
has been pretty cool.

The first time he surprised me,

it was my birthday,
and I had just come home from gymnastics,

and my dad said there was a surprise.

And I opened the door,
and he was like, "You have to go find it."

And there was a huge box,
and then he just jumped out of it.

Ohh!

Ohh!

-[gasps]
-Salish!

[squeals]

I was your present!

[upbeat music playing]

Yeah.

Then he surprised me in Dhar Mann.

Then he surprised me at Christmas.

Salish!

[Salish] Then he surprised me
with a necklace in Target.

Think he's gonna come this year?

He told me he was in Texas,
but, like, I don't know.

Nidal flew in from Texas
early this morning.

I'm going to pick him up
at his hotel right now.

Salish has Nidal's location on her phone,

so I told him to turn it off last night.

I hope Salish has no idea he's here.

[Jordan] Salish told me
she didn't want a birthday party,

but you're only 16 once.

So, whether or not I get in trouble,

I'm gonna make this
the best birthday party ever.

The surprises are gonna
get better and better.

Wait till you see the last one.

And for the next surprise,

Txunamy is taking Salish
to an awesome ice cream shop

to meet a special guest.

Salish!

-Happy birthday!
-What are you doing here?

For your birthday,
I actually got you unlimited ice cream.

Wait, really?

[Jordan] But to win unlimited ice cream,
Salish has to beat Mark at his own game.

In a good old-fashioned build-off.

[Jordan] With Txunamy as the judge.

I'm not supposed to know
who's building what,

but kind of want Salish to win.

I'm not gonna be able
to eat all that ice cream.

I'm gonna text someone
that loves ice cream.

Salish just texted me
that she has free ice cream.

And I love ice cream, so I'm gonna go.

But on my way, I'm gonna get her
a present, 'cause it's her birthday.

Oh, we're going? Okay.

-Here we go. Oh no, the instructions!
-Aargh!

-[Mark] Wow, that was so nice of…
-[boing]

Salish!

[Jordan] While Salish is busy
battling Mark for unlimited ice cream,

her best friend Nidal just landed.

I just got off my flight.

I thought I had to surprise Salish
'cause I do this every year. It's a must.

So let's go surprise her.

Nidal, come on in.

-Back to LA for the millionth time.
-[laughs]

I love doing these,
and I'm obviously gonna win.

-I did help design this, so…
-I'm low-key really locked in right now.

I turned my location off for Salish,
like, before I even got to LA.

-She thinks I'm there.
-Okay, perfect.

I texted her, and I was like,
"I'm not gonna make it to your birthday."

I was like, "I'll make it up
to you next year."

-I felt so bad.
-I mean…

That breaks my heart that
she even thinks that that's true.

-But it's gonna be a better surprise.
-Yeah, it's gonna…

There's all kinds of comments, by the way.

A month out of Salish's birthday,

all the comments
are about will Nidal surprise Salish?

I'll take you back to the house.
I'll show you everything we got set up.

[Mark] The animal friend
for the ice-cream shop is the catfish

because in all the animal kingdom,
they have the most taste buds.

Oh! I'm gonna name mine Whiskers.

Whiskers is such a good name.
I'm gonna name mine Jeff.

I'm at the store
looking for a gift for Salish.

I'm gonna go through this necklace store.

I low-key want a gold one for Salish.

-Do you know if you have an S in it?
-Yes.

Perfect, thank you.

-Okay, mine is looking so good so far.
-Yours, honestly, is kind of looking good.

Okay, right now
I'm doing this picnic table.

Come on in.
She told me she didn't want a party.

Maybe she'll get mad at me,
but we're doing it.

Not a big party, but sick.

She comes in
and she doesn't know anything's happening.

She thinks she's done with her fun day,
and it's over.

We're gonna turn this
into a movie theater.

What if you close this off and put foam
pits here? Then you can jump off that.

This is a perfect space.
My friend did it before.

Yeah, but you're also a crazy person.

-Who's winning?
-I think I'm winning.

My ice cream is gonna look amazing.
I don't know about yours, though.

Many years ago,

Nidal did his first birthday surprise
with Salish where he popped out of a box.

So we're gonna recreate that now.

This is the present that you jump out of.

How long am I supposed to wear this?
I kinda wanna look at my phone.

-[Mark] Wow!
-[Salish] That looks so good!

That actually looks like ice cream.
Bro, this is so fun.

-You good?
-[Nidal] Yep.

Your cue line is, "Happy birthday," okay?

I'm Salish.

"Surprise!" Aaah!

"Thank you, Dad. I love you."

"You're such an awesome dad for
doing the surprise I told you not to do."

"Thank you. I love you.
I'm not mad at you at all."

Salish, happy birthday.

[crickets chirping]

[Jordan] Happy birthday!

Nidal, you pop out, dude.

-[Nidal] Yah! Ha…
-No!

[Nidal] Oh.

I think I'm gonna get her one other thing.

I know Salish likes some candies.
I'm gonna get the Hello Kitty Sugarfinas.

It's cute. I like it.
And I hope she likes it too.

I'm gonna put the Kendra Scott necklace
right here in the middle.

So, right when she opens it,
that's what she sees.

And done.

[Salish] I think mine looks really good.

Txu, we're ready!

Wait, this is actually so cool.
What the heck?

Remember, Txu, like, if you pick mine,

then we can make,
like, unlimited ice cream.

You're right, you're right. Okay, okay.

And if you pick mine,
I won't glitter-b*mb you.

What? And so you guys did,
like, the ice creams all on…

-Okay, I see.
-[Mark] Yes.

I pick…

Ooh…

…this one!

-Yeah!
-Oh my God, I did it! Oh my God!

Who's serving it, by the way?

-[Txunamy] Yeah, perfect fit.
-I'm not qualified for this.

It's not like it was before, like,
years ago. It's just… It feels different.

-It's not as special, you know?
-Really?

I feel like we should do something else.
Switch it up.

-We've already done this before.
-Oh.

[Jordan] Nidal is throwing
my entire plan out the window.

He wants to switch things up
to surprise Salish even better,

and came up
with a really interesting idea.

What about Starbucks?

[dramatic music playing]

-Starbucks.
-She likes Pink Drinks, right?

You as a barista would be sick.

I actually know a manager
at a Starbucks close by.

-Let's go.
-Let's do it. Let's go.

Free ice cream!
Anybody want free ice cream?

I was just wondering if you guys wanted
to come and get free ice cream.

-[all] Yeah!
-[Salish] Yeah?

Mark, we've got our first customers.

-Customers?
-[kids] Yeah!

I thought this was ice cream
for you, Salish.

[Salish] Just tell him
whatever you guys want.

This feels overwhelming. Oh!

Isaiah, good to see you, buddy.
How you doing?

-[Isaiah] Good.
-Any chance Frank is here?

-I texted, he said he was.
-Frank's here. Let me grab him.

-Thanks.
-I'll be back.

I know the manager. Isaiah is awesome.
We come here every day before school.

-Good to see you. How you doing?
-How you doing? Good to see you. Good.

-This is Nidal, Salish's best friend.
-Hey, Frank. Nice to meet you.

He has something he would like
to discuss with you as a pitch.

-Where's the scooper?
-Hokey pokey.

[Mark] What does hokey pokey mean?

[Salish] Wait, no, he doesn't want
strawberry! He wants hokey pokey.

I think we need more customers.

Free ice cream, it's so good!

[Mark] The line is getting longer!

No, sh**t. I need a cone!
How are there so many people?

-[Txunamy] Not in your hand!
-What?

-Ew! Mark!
-[Txunamy] Ew, not your hand!

[Jordan] While Salish shared her unlimited
ice cream with the neighborhood,

Nidal pitched his idea
to the district manager

of our local Starbucks.

There's this girl named Salish.
She's my best friend right now.

I've surprised her every year
for her birthday.

Today is her 16th birthday, and I need
to make this the best surprise I can.

I was gonna ask you
if I could be a barista,

and she comes here, and I surprise her.

-When are you thinking?
-In the next two hours.

-Like, today?
-[Nidal] Yeah.

Like, right now?

Like, yeah, as soon as possible.

[dramatic music playing]

Sure, why not? Let's do it.

-Are you serious?
-I mean, yeah, let's do it!

-Appreciate it, bro. That was nice.
-Yeah.

I told you it would be easy, dude.

-Thank you so much.
-Yeah!

Can we just bring
the whole birthday party over here?

-Oh.
-[Jordan] Nidal, dude. Dude!

Um…

-I'm just throwing it out there.
-Wait. Sorry, Frank.

We were gonna throw a birthday party.

-A bunch of guests.
-Yeah?

If we did it here…
You can't do it if there's people here.

You'd have to shut down the whole…

Right?

-I said we could do whatever we want, so…
-[Jordan] No freaking way!

-Shall we just close the store?
-Wait, you'll shut down the store?

-Let's do it.
-Did I close the deal?

-[Jordan] Wait!
-This is a big deal, right? 16.

-Yeah.
-It only happens once.

You heard? "You're only 16 once."

That's what Salish said too.
"You're only 16 once."

-Dude, let's go!
-Let's do it.

What you need to do is
start learning how to be a barista.

[Jordan] While I head home
to tell the team to move to Starbucks,

Nidal needs to start training
as a barista to surprise Salish.

But before that…

No way, he's here! I gotta go.

-One second.
-[Txunamy] Where are we going?

Hi.

-Hi, Salish.
-How are you?

-How are you? Good to see you.
-Nice to see you.

-Here's your present. Happy birthday.
-Thank you!

-Of course.
-I like the haircut.

Oh my goodness, no.
The haircut's terrible.

-Let's go get ice cream.
-It's bad.

-Kaido, what do you want?
-I want coffee, chocolate.

-I want every flavor.
-I'm just gonna get you strawberry. Yeah.

-Yeah. You don't get to choose here.
-[Salish] Guys.

-[Kaido] What are you making?
-There you go.

Aah! I just broke it.

Good job, Salish!

-You wanna open your birthday present?
-Sure.

Here, look. Oh. Perfect.

-[laughs]
-Hello Kitty and friends.

-Aw, thank you.
-[Kaido] Trust, trust.

-There's another present right there.
-Oh!

It's a necklace with an S on it.

-Now you need a K.
-Agreed.

-All right. Thank you so much, Kaido.
-Of course. Have a good birthday.

Okay, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Del.

We have to move
the entire party to Starbucks.

-What?
-They are literally giving it to us empty.

They're clearing everybody out. They're
gonna give us Starbucks for a party.

But that means we gotta get
all these balloons, this stuff,

we gotta redo Starbucks
into a birthday party

for a 16-year-old, okay?

-I'm so sorry.
-Right now?

Right now. Thank you so much.

But wait, we have one plan.
The box. This is Nidal's idea.

I want it wrapped perfectly
if you don't mind.

We're gonna put somebody else in here,
and I know exactly who it's gonna be,

to pop out of the box instead of Nidal.

Once they pop out,
they'll tell them to go to Starbucks.

That's how we get her there.
Make sense?

Make the box beautiful.

Clear everything so you can't see it.
Bring it to Starbucks. Let's do it!

-Yeah.
-Let's go.

What's the deal with you and Kaido?
Are you guys friends?

Oh, yeah. We're still really good friends,
and the gift he got me was so sweet.

But now I need to think
of a gift to get him,

because his birthday is January 11th, so…

[Jordan] This is so awesome.

Salish said she didn't want a party,
and I did it anyway.

The fact that I'm doing it at Starbucks
makes it super cool.

She didn't want me to spend money.
I didn't.

They gave it to us for free.
Maybe she won't be mad.

For her next birthday experience,
Salish is somewhere she would never go,

Rodeo Drive.

She's about to shop with somebody
who's very familiar with Beverly Hills,

Khloé Kardashian.

[dramatic music playing]

-[Khloé] Hi, guys.
-[Salish] Hi.

-Hi.
-Happy early birthday!

-Thank you. How are you?
-Good. How are you?

-Hi, I'm Khloé.
-Hi, it's so good to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-[mouths]

A few really cool things.
I have your dad's credit card.

-[both] Okay!
-And we're gonna go shopping!

-Okay!
-Yeah! So what do you wanna look for?

I'm good with anything.

-[Khloé] Anything?
-Down for anything.

Do you normally wear, like, sequins
if you're getting dressed up?

Not really. I don't really wear this
kind of style, but this is pretty cool.

-Your dad wanted to turn it up for this.
-Yeah, I guess so.

-Do you guys like this, or no?
-Not really.

Okay, no. This is a little ridic,
but would you wear this?

-Um… probably not!
-[both laughing]

Okay. I have some stuff
in the dressing room.

-[Salish] Right.
-Let's try.

How are you gonna surprise her?
You think you're gonna be here,

like a barista, and she's not
gonna know it's you?

What if she comes in,
there's, like, no one,

then I just pop up and I'm like,
"Hey, what do you want?"

I already know her order. It's a
Pink Drink, no inclusions, with cold foam.

That is exactly what she orders.

There's going to be people all over.

Influencers and friends and everything.
How do we do that?

What if all of them popped out
from the bathroom?

How crazy is that? After I surprise her,

everyone starts
flooding out of the bathroom.

I'm like waiting there,
"Blah, blah, blah, I'm Salish."

"Gosh, Nidal didn't surprise me.
What a bummer," and…

Order for "Sahlish?" Salish?

-Nice!
-[laughs] What if I come in and…

-Like you didn't even know!
-Like…

This could be cute. This, we just pulled.

-I don't really know if this is you.
-I don't know.

-It's giving Wednesday.
-Okay. Oh!

-[Salish] Yeah.
-Yeah!

Hates it.

-Hate it?
-Yeah.

Could be a cute jacket over something.

-Yeah.
-I like the jacket.

-This black would look really good on you.
-Really? Okay.

-I think this would suit you best.
-Okay.

-For shoes, we've got these two options.
-[Salish] I'm probably gonna wear these.

-Okay, I think I might go with these.
-[Salish] Yeah?

I think what's great is
we have to remember Salish is 15.

And when I was 15,

I definitely was not trying on
fancy dresses.

I just wanted to be
in early '90s bike shorts.

Just, like, really big T-shirts.

[quirky music playing]

Oh my gosh, you guys look so pretty.

Okay, I can tell
you guys aren't feeling like yourselves.

-Yeah. I don't think this is our style.
-It's a…

-A little out of what we usually wear.
-Our style.

I think that I have, like, a lot better
of an idea. Just hold on one sec.

Yeah, wait here. Wait right here.

[jazzy music playing]

[Jordan] While Salish is spending
all of my money on Rodeo Drive,

Nidal and I worked out the perfect way
for him to surprise Salish later tonight.

This is all coming together. Sick.

You're really good at this.
You've done it before.

-These clothes are really nice, right?
-Yeah.

But I feel like they're not our style yet.
I feel like we should go shopping for you.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-Heck, yeah!
-[Salish] Yeah.

[Jordan] Salish doesn't like me
to spend a lot of money on her.

So, instead of getting
something for herself,

she wants to take the chance
to get Khloé a nice outfit.

Everything here is obviously so nice,

but it's just definitely, like,
not really my style yet, you know?

But I feel like it's your style.

"A Pink Drink in a Bearista for Salish."

-"Oh!"
-Whatever.

"Oh my God!"

-Pick me up. You gotta pick me up.
-Right, right.

Okay! Ow!

"Eeeeh!"

"I'm so happy to see you again! I'm 16!"

-Good.
-Oh my God.

Okay, you know what, Khloé?

How about we just think about, like,
getting one thing, you know?

-Okay. Yeah.
-Yeah?

-Which thing are you gonna get?
-Well, that's hard.

I sort of love them all,

but I think my favorite
would be this coat.

But I do feel really bad
'cause it is your birthday.

I just don't think it's right that
I'm getting something on your birthday.

-Oh, no, it's okay.
-No, I love you.

But I think I'm gonna put it on hold
and I'll take you somewhere else.

-Oh!
-I hope you'll wanna get something there.

In order for Nidal to look the part,
he's gotta get at least a black T-shirt.

I gotta send him into Target to do that.

[Jordan] Khloé took Salish and Txunamy

to one of the most high-end
jewelry stores in the world.

They even went to a private room
to see their most expensive jewelry.

Can I try this on, please?

Of course. So this here is
our Serpenti Viper Bracelet.

Here it features beautiful diamonds
in 18-karat gold.

-[Khloé] That is so pretty.
-[Salish] Yeah, it's really pretty.

I kind of want this one, bro.
It's just so cute.

-Can I please try that ring?
-[assistant] Of course.

[Txunamy] These are all so cool!
What the heck, bro?

-[Khloé] Wanna try this one on for fun?
-[Salish] Sure.

-[Txunamy] Yeah, sure.
-Why not?

-That is super cool.
-That looks so cute on you.

Oh, I kind of want it.
Take me 20 years to pay it off.

This is an investment.
When my mom married my dad,

it was, like, in the '70s,
and she has Bvlgari pieces.

They're, like, major investment pieces.

I tried to do my nails last night,
and it took me two and a half hours.

-They look good.
-They look terrible, no.

I've been hiding them all day.
Normally they're good, but they're bad.

-[Khloé] Oh, wow.
-The col…

[both laughing]

-Well, we love a girl that tries.
-Yeah.

Right? Yeah.

Guys, like, I'm with Khloé Kardashian
in this fancy jewelry store.

Like, I never do this.
Like, this is crazy, bro.

I've been trying to be, like,
nonchalant and whatever,

but, like, I'm freaking out
this entire time.

This is crazy.

-Guys, I actually have a good idea.
-[Txunamy] Yeah?

What if we, like, FaceTime my dad
and show him the necklaces?

-Yes! Such a good idea.
-[Khloé] Let's do that.

Dude, dude. Salish is FaceTiming me.

Get down, get down.

-Hi, Dad.
-Hey.

Guess where we are.

I don't know. I can't tell. Where are you?

We're at a really fancy jewelry store.

-Look at the necklaces.
-Hi! So cute!

No, hold on! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Khloé. Dude. Khloé.

I said a dress, Khloé. I said a dress.

You said to make her happy.

With a… a… dress!

We just walked across the street.

-It's fine.
-Yeah.

And look, I still have your credit card.

No! Do not use my credit…
Wait, why are you all wearing jewelry?

-I'm buying myself one and Txu one too.
-Yeah.

We have… You said
to make us all happy and be included.

Buying yourself one too?

Tell me,
what's the name of the jewelry store?

She's 16 once.

They're investment pieces.
This is an investment type of store.

I'm trying to teach everyone
smart decision-making for later in life.

It's like a stock and a bond.

Yeah. Whatever that means. Yeah.

-Stocks and bonds at Bvlgari.
-Bvlgari? No.

-Oh! I…
-Oh yeah.

No, you… No. I… I… I'm saying no.

All right, Dad. Thank you, bye.

Salish, don't hang up on me.
I'm saying no.

-Drive safe.
-Khloé.

You've tried on so many great
pieces of jewelry.

Which one do you want?
Because we got the card.

Thank you so much for taking me here.

-Of course!
-This was so much fun.

I had so much fun here.

But I don't wanna spend
my dad's money, like, on a huge necklace.

So I don't think I'm gonna get anything.

-I get it. Oh, okay.
-Yeah.

Just so you know,
I would never have spent this much money

on your dad's credit card
without asking him.

I just wanted to mess with him all day.

-He's that easy to mess with.
-It's fun.

-It is fun. Now I get why you do this.
-Yeah!

-Exactly.
-It's really fun.

-Well, happy birthday.
-Thank you so much.

-Thank you for coming.
-Thank you for shopping with me.

And you're so good, 'cause
I probably would've bought something.

My dad said that he's about
to send the next location,

but in the meantime, we're hungry,

so we're gonna go get
the Hailey Bieber smoothie from Erewhon.

May I please have the strawberry glaze
smoothie with no collagen?

-Can I also get the same thing, please?
-Happy birthday!

-[man] Yeah!
-[laughs] Thank you!

-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

Isaiah, teach me how to make a drink.

My best friend Salish, the only thing
she drinks from Starbucks is Pink Drink.

-She's gonna be so mad at me.
-Your base is strawberry.

See where that line is
where it says "juice"? Stop there.

You're gonna get your coconut milk,
then your strawberry.

-Wait. Salish doesn't like the inclusion.
-[Isaiah] So we go right to the ice.

-You just shake it.
-Ten times?

-Ten times.
-[sped up counting]

We got our cup.

Okay, guys, so we just got
to Jordan and Salish's house.

We got this huge present box
in the middle of the house.

And the plan is…

I'm gonna be hiding inside of it.

And once she hears Jordan say,
"Happy birthday, Salish,"

Mila's gonna pop out
and then surprise Salish

and give her this envelope,

which has the location
for Salish's grand surprise.

Oh, my dad just sent the next location.

-Okay, let's go. Come on.
-Let's go.

Oh my God, Isaiah, I completely forgot.
She likes cold foam on it.

[Isaiah] You're gonna add this
vanilla sweet cream to this line. Yep.

-[Nidal] Oh.
-[Isaiah] Pour the cold foam on top.

Yeah, see?

-A little bit foamy, but…
-You're good.

[Nidal] Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh!

-Pretty good. Yeah.
-It's good?

-Do you think Salish will like it?
-Of course.

-She'll love it.
-Let's go. Thank you so much for helping.

Hey, little girl. Put this on.
This is your final experience today.

-This way.
-Txu, do you see anything?

-Yes!
-And take your blindfold off.

[dramatic music playing]

What? What is this?

[Jordan] It's a Jeep.

You're about to decide
whether or not you want it to be for you.

-Do you wanna ride it around first?
-[Salish] It's bright red.

-[horn blares]
-Oh!

My bad. Get in, Txu!

Okay, bye.

I guess they're going for a drive!
I'll be over here.

Oh!

[laughs] She drives now.

-[Txunamy] Bye, guys.
-Are they going on the street?

sh**t, this is tight.

Salish. Oh my God. Stop the car.

-[Collin] Salish, no! Stop, stop, stop!
-Stop!

-Straight!
-[Collin] Straight!

When Hudson turned 16,

I offered to buy him a car,
and this is what he said.

-You get a new car!
-Wow! Thank you.

I feel like I'm at a point where I should…
I wanna be able to purchase my own car.

Now I'm giving Salish the same option,

because when she was young,
she said she wanted a Jeep.

-Let's see if she chooses it.
-[Collin] What do you think?

-This is a huge car.
-[Collin] It's sick.

-In the Tonka truck.
-Do I look cool?

[Collin] You look sick. I'm jealous.

Oh, thank you, Kelly.

[Jordan] Since Salish only has her permit,

Kelly is going with the girls
as a supervising adult.

She's hiding
so she doesn't get in the shot.

Aah! I'm nervous.

-Bye, guys.
-[Collin] Bye.

[upbeat music playing]

There's a Starbucks literally…
Look. Make a left.

When Salish gets back, I'm gonna give her
a "Would you rather?" choice.

Would she rather keep the Jeep

or see her best friend, Nidal?

I'm not gonna tell her that he's here,

but I will bet you anything
that she picks Nidal over the car.

'Cause I think that's how much
she values that friendship.

Either way, if she wants to keep the car,
I'm gonna give her the car.

Bro, Salish, you're low-key
a boss at driving.

-Really?
-Yes.

Thank you! Aah!

Thank you guys so much for coming.

Um, we're kind of in a rush,
so can you work on the balloons,

and you work on the birthday signs,
and you the streamers?

-I'll catch you guys later.
-Go, team.

Lauren and Hudson are both
out of town right now,

but we are going to celebrate
Salish's birthday together as a family,

and we have a really,
really special thing to do.

How do you feel to
be able to, like, drive?

-It's so nice.
-Yeah?

I haven't even gotten my license,

but, like, I can go anywhere I want ,
like, once I get my license.

Kelly, where are they?
What are they doing?

They're going to Starbucks right now.

No. No, no, no, no. Actually, do not… No.

-Kelly, in all seriousness, do not go…
-[Kelly] Guys…

Kelly, don't go to Starbucks. Come back.

Salish, that's a red light.
That's a red light.

-Wait, wait, Kelly? Okay, wha…
-[call ends]

Are they going to Starbucks?
There's no way.

It'll be on the right side.

-Wait, do they actually light up?
-This?

-Yeah.
-Oh, sh**t. That looks great.

The closest Starbucks to right here

is the one that
we're setting up for her birthday party.

You kidding?
I don't know why I'm looking at you!

-It's right here, Salish.
-Oh.

-Isaiah, how does it look?
-Are you serious?

-You spelled "birthday" wrong.
-[Nidal] Uh…

-Can you call Nidal?
-What's he gonna do?

Hide! Tell him to hide!

[squeaking]

-[man] Nidal, hurry up, bro!
-Oh.

[Jordan] While I was freaking out,

Kelly convinced the girls
to go back to the studio.

-Huh?
-They want you to come back to the studio.

[Jordan] They were literally
in front of the Starbucks

while Nidal and the team
are decorating inside the store.

Up a little bit more. Okay, okay.
That's perfect. Perfect. Right there.

Whoa! [laughs]

My bad.

[Jordan] I'm gonna call everybody
and tell them to hide.

They'll just duck under the counters.

-Will you actually get them back?
-We made it!

[Jordan] Dude, okay, here they come.

Let's slow it down. Just… Salish!

Okay. Stop, cut. Cut, cut!

-Yay!
-Whoo!

Let's go!

-All right.
-[Salish] Yeah!

[Jordan] Whew! That was close.

-Salish, did you have fun?
-Yeah.

-Did you like the Jeep?
-It was good.

What kind of car
you want for your first car?

I want, like, a cheap car,
but, like, safe too.

-Cheap and safe, okay. That's not that.
-Yeah. Yeah!

-It's not cheap.
-It's very expensive.

I'm gonna give you a "Would you rather?"

-This is a big decision.
-Okay, tell me, tell me, tell me!

This is the first year
Nidal's been unable to surprise you.

-You know, he texted you from Nashville.
-Yeah.

-And you haven't seen him in a long time.
-Mm-hmm.

So would you rather keep this Jeep

or go see your best friend Nidal
in Nashville?

Go see my best friend Nidal.

Just… that quick?

Yeah.

Of course.

You sure, Salish? It's, like, it's a car.
It's a car. It's right here.

It's a car that you can drive
off the lot right now.

Or you can get in a plane tomorrow
and go see Nidal for a couple days.

Go see Nidal.

-You sure about that?
-Yeah.

Okay. So I guess we're taking
the car back to the dealer, then.

-Okay.
-You're good with that?

-Yeah.
-Is anybody else kind of surprised?

But it's an expensive car.

-And I want a cheap car for my first car.
-I thought…

And I don't want you to have to, like,
pay for something really expensive.

And I want to see Nidal.

[mouths]

Okay, well, then, wave goodbye
to your car. Wave goodbye to it.

-Bye, car.
-Bye, car.

[Jordan] Let's go. All right.

We have one last thing to do at the house,
then we're done.

-Txu, thank you so much.
-Thanks, Txu.

-Bye. See you soon, Salish.
-Bye.

How much were those necklaces?

We didn't buy them.

-Oh, that was a prank?
-Do you see a necklace?

Oh, thank God that was a prank.
Oh my God. Thank God.

I was hoping it was a prank. Thank you!

[Jordan] Salish doesn't realize
Nidal is actually around the corner,

but she has just chosen to spend time
with him over having a new car.

That is a true testament
to their friendship.

-Have you had a good birthday?
-Yes, it's been so much fun.

I'm sorry that Nidal couldn't come.

I mean, I was kind of excited
for him to surprise me,

but it's okay
because at least I get to see him now.

Yeah.

[Jordan] What she doesn't know is
she's going to see Nidal in minutes.

I'm secretly texting Nidal to get ready
while Salish is focused on the road.

[Nidal] Okay, we got the last candle.

-Oh, great, that looks… Wait.
-[phone chimes]

Oh, Jordan texted me.

"Make sure the place is ready.
Salish will be there in 30."

Oh my God.
Uh, guys, we have to hurry up! Let's go!

I gotta go inside for one quick minute.

I have a present for you
and I wanna set it up.

Is that why you're being so weird?

Yes, I have a present.

-I want to make sure it's wrapped.
-Okay.

There's a present. Obviously.

I wouldn't still be filming
if it was nothing.

-Wait here.
-Okay, I'll wait.

Okay, guys. Hey, Mimi!

Wait until you hear the cue line,
"Salish, happy birthday."

When you hear that, both pop out, okay?

All right, everybody. Welcome in.

Thank you guys for coming. Hello.

[Txunamy] Oh, this is so cute.

No way!

What's up, man?

And I think that's everyone.

[Jordan] As I'm giving Salish
her final gift,

friends are starting to arrive
at the Starbucks party.

And someone special is
about to hide in the box at the house.

He said he has a present for me inside.

Like, I feel like it might be Nidal,
but, like, I might be wrong.

That would be embarrassing if I'm wrong.
But Nidal turned off his location.

And, like, he doesn't really normally
do that. So, like, you know?

My first memory of Salish is
when I taught her contortion

and all my contortion stuff at the beach.

She already got it!

It's super cute.

You know what? You're a natural.

The first memory I have of you is when you
tied me to the ceiling of my warehouse.

It was crazy, but happy birthday!

[Jordan] All right, Say,
there's just one last thing.

Oh my gosh, Dad.

-What is this?
-It's a present.

[laughs]

No, I'm scared.

-It's a present.
-I'm scared.

It's okay. Happy birthday, Salish.

-Surprise!
-[Mila] Happy birthday!

-Hi, Mila.
-[Asala and Mila] Happy birthday!

-Hi, Mila. Thank you! Hi, Asala.
-[Asala] Aww!

-That took a minute.
-[Salish] Oh my, you guys look so cute.

Wait, she's happy.

[Salish] Three, two, one.

Ohh!

Look, if it wasn't Nidal to surprise her,

I think Mila is
the next best option for Salish.

Happy Sweet 16.

One of my core memories that
I have of you is babysitting Zadie.

You did not want
to change her diaper at all!

But you are a great babysitter,
and I hope you have the best day ever.

Happy birthday.

Her first-ever video
she appeared in on Jordan's channel…

-I've brought my daughter Salish.
-Hi.

…I was actually in.

I was doing a ten-minute photo challenge
in her hometown in Nyack.

We were sticking crayons up our nose
and running all throughout this library.

I really feel like that was the first time
I ever saw her get out of her shell.

You assumed Nidal was there.

Yeah, I mean, that was not
what I was expecting, but okay.

I'm sorry to play that prank on you,
but we should surprise you with somebody.

If it wasn't Nidal, because he's in
Nashville and he couldn't, as he texted…

-Then at the very least, Mila, right?
-Better…

Mila's a great second option.

-Yeah, Mila's like a perfect option.
-Like… Yeah.

-You nailed that!
-That was fun!

When I first asked her
to be in a Dhar Mann video

and she was playing a lead,

she was nervous, 'cause
she felt like she didn't know how to act.

But she absolutely crushed that role

and blew everyone away.

I'm so proud of you, Salish.
Happy birthday.

You'd come to CrunchLabs.
We played hide-and-seek.

[Mark yells]

Whoa!

There's a secret room down here.

We've blown a lot of things up.

Whoa!

Team Salish never fails.

[jaunty music playing]

[Jordan] What are you looking for?

Am I not allowed to look around the house?

Yeah, you can look around the house.

-What are you looking for?
-I don't know. I'm just looking around.

-Read the card.
-"Starbucks for a free drink."

Another place to go. Let's go, Dad.

-Come on.
-Okay, let's go.

We're going to Starbucks, come on.

-Bye, thank you.
-Bye!

[both] Bye!

Happy birthday, Salish.

I hope you have an amazing day.

I remember the time
me and you built the dog house

and surprised
your cute little doggie with it.

It's crazy, you are growing up so fast.
I hope you have an amazing birthday.

Every time she and I call,
which is, like, once a week,

we'll talk for, like, two hours,

give each other the update
on what happened in our week.

I really enjoy our calls.

Happy birthday, Salish.
I've literally known you for so long.

It's literally been six, seven years.

You've been such a good friend
for all these years.

Remember stuff like Kalahari?

And I liked whenever
we went on that water slide.

And then we almost fell off.
That was pretty fun.

It's so crazy how far we've made it.
We literally started on Santa Monica Pier.

I just want to say thank you so much
for being such a good friend.

And I'll always surprise you
for your birthday, so…

-All right, come on.
-Whoa, Jeez. Jeez.

Salish, Salish, actually, like,
why are you in such a hurry?

-I…
-How badly do you want your Pink Drink?

Hey, guys, Jordan and Salish
are gonna be here very soon.

You all have to be ready
to go hide by the bathrooms.

Guys, make sure you distract Salish
so she doesn't know I'm here.

Go, go! All right.

Jeez, get a little closer to that car,
why don't you?

Phew. All right. So, let's go get
your Pink Drink and be done.

Okay. Let's go get my Pink Drink.

We're in the back
of Starbucks now, hiding.

Jordan said he's about to be here,
so we just have to wait.

She's gonna be so surprised.

Oh, what is that?

Wait, this is what I built with Mark.
What?

-Hi.
-Salish!

[Salish] Oh, hi!

Happy birthday.

It's dripping off the side. I think…

-Okay, we're good.
-Oh, yeah. Oh.

-Perfect. Thank you.
-Happy birthday.

-Thank you.
-Go ahead, head on inside.

There's a little birthday surprise
for you inside.

Shh!

What is this?

I think Starbucks wanted to wish
you a happy birthday.

-[Salish] Hi.
-So they made a thing.

[Ben] Surprise!

[all cheering]

[Salish] Hi!

[cheering]

[Jordan] Yeah!

It's your Sweet 16!

Hi, guys. Thank you for being here.

-[Rebecca] Hi!
-[Salish] Hi, Zadie.

-Aw, hi, Zadie.
-[all laughing]

-Hi, Ellie.
-[Elliana] Hello.

-[Salish] Hi. Thank you guys for coming.
-Happy birthday.

All right, I have
one more surprise for Salish.

I got the Bearista cup from Starbucks.

She's been wanting this,
so hopefully she likes it.

And I filled it with Pink Drink,
so she better like this.

Salish, I'll tell you the truth.

-You said you didn't want a party.
-I did.

So rather than, uh, throw you
a huge party with a ton of people,

I just invited some people who
have been there on your YouTube journey

since the beginning.

I think they all had
an emotional thing to say about you.

-Would you like to hear that in person?
-Oh! No, no, no!

-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

-It can be really emotional.
-No.

-No? Okay.
-No, we should go one by one.

-No, I don't think we should!
-You wanna go one by one? Yeah.

This is Isaiah. He's really awesome.
He's gonna get you a drink.

Do you guys want anything?
Does anybody… Let's mix it up!

-[cheering]
-Like, let's mix it up! Yeah, let's go!

So, we already know what you like.
A Pink Drink, right?

-Oh, sure.
-You already got her a Pink Drink?

-We got that Pink Drink. Cold foam, right?
-[Salish] Thank you.

-[Jordan] Presents? This is really sweet.
-[Salish] Yeah.

[Jordan] Although she's happy
to see everyone,

this is the moment
where she may have thought

Nidal is not there to surprise her,

and maybe she'd lost her hope
to see her best friend this evening.

[emotional music playing]

Why don't you go grab your Pink Drink?

Here, do you want one?
Ben, do you want one? What about you?

-[Nidal] Happy birthday, Salish!
-Nidal, what?

[all cheering and applauding]

-Hi!
-I missed you. How are you?

Wait, I thought you missed your flight.

I kind of lied to come surprise you.

-Nidal!
-Do you like it?

Yes!

-Also, I got one more surprise for you.
-Okay.

That was good. That worked.

I got you your favorite Bearista cup.

-Thank you!
-Whatever you wanna call it. I don't know.

-Thank you.
-You wanna get out of here?

-Yeah, let's go. Come on!
-All right. Okay.

-Oh!
-[Mark] Oh my God!

-[Nidal] We're going!
-[Salish] Come on!

[Jordan] Okay, a little slower,
maybe, Nidal.

[Salish laughs]

-[Nidal] All right, bye.
-[Salish] My shoe!

Oh my gosh, Nidal!

Hey, guys! Where are you going?

-You have Starbucks for the night.
-Are you serious?

-Yeah. You can stay all night.
-[Salish] Go, Nidal!

-[Nidal] Coming!
-Okay, watch out for… Yeah, okay.

[Nidal] Let's go!